Buy my crap www.catwarehouse.com/

@zachpullara5048

Жыл бұрын

No

@maxpower4781

Жыл бұрын

Double no

@blimlimlimm

Жыл бұрын

Maybe

@xDieMaschine

Жыл бұрын

Of course bro

@man_haver9160

Жыл бұрын

I will not buy thou “crap” for I am broke.

imagine being the guy who got pulled over after half a car just rolled by the police with no problems

@real_dddf

Жыл бұрын

well they might have a shoddy car but they were driving legally, as opposed to the guy that probably broke some traffic law. Shows that that officer did not discriminate on basis of poverty (or I guess, mental insanity, how poor do you have to be to drive that car).

@Bones12x2

Жыл бұрын

That dude absolutely had the 100% exact opposite reaction that the guys in the video had.... I bet he was totally like "... Those dudes are *ucked for suuuure.... WAIT... MEEEE!!!???"

@sneersh9107

Жыл бұрын

@@real_dddf I mean just looking at that thing you'd think it's got to be illegal to drive on the street in some way (or many ways), but in reality it's not, cops pull people over for much less suspicious things lol

@matthewmaillette

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@dirtrider88

Жыл бұрын

yea i dont beleive that bit for a second. the cop didnt even pull out, i bet that clip of the cop car sitting on the side of the road was filmed on a completely different day. also theres soooo many things illegal about that car no matter what state you live in

The comedy of asking why half the car is gone and the answer being “We were trying to fix the brake lights” is wonderful

@Redstoneghost133

Жыл бұрын

I saw this comment before the silver car went out on the road, so I thought you were referring to the roofless cars.... NOT THE CAR ACTUALLY BEING IN HALF

@edwingarcia708

Жыл бұрын

It reminded me of the “he’s fixing a divot” scene from space jam

@puginator1612

Жыл бұрын

Lmao he's do good in a chop shop

@noonedream9333

Жыл бұрын

@@Fit4C amen fam but idk if this is the way to share the news

@ivar4355

Жыл бұрын

It it be like that

They managed to push the price down to -$1000

@goldengoat9524

Жыл бұрын

they shouldve won smh, that's a great price

@stare4539

Жыл бұрын

yes

@thepioneer1525

8 ай бұрын

They PAY YOU to buy the car

@darealmrog

2 ай бұрын

@@thepioneer1525 If someone pays to to buy a car, are you buying it or selling it to yourself?

@jyt4866

15 күн бұрын

@@thepioneer1525smh

As a mechanic I’m so ducking confused on the red car being cut in half to find the breaks light wires😂. I… yeah… 🤣

@orreongman

Жыл бұрын

I'm not a mechanic but the second they cut the unibody frame holding the brake lights didn't that make it illegal?

@hellsphoenix9308

Жыл бұрын

@@orreongman yeah it does because if the car rolls you essentially no longer have a roll cage. Dude in the back seats head would have been gone😂👍🏻

@youssefel-azzati6292

Жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who's worried about that fuel placement ?

@josiahamaze

8 ай бұрын

They seem a little dumb at times well they are* lol

@Felixsleftbigtoenail

7 ай бұрын

@@josiahamaze it’s not that dumb considering they earn money from it

They were so successful that they reduced the car’s price into the negatives!!

@pogo1027

Жыл бұрын

According to that dealer you'd have to pay them $1000 to take that car off your hands. Therefore we can logically conclude that the dealership would have to pay no more than $999.99 to the next buyer of that car and still make a profit

@michaelramsey82

Жыл бұрын

@@pogo1027 This is actually an interesting situation. Could you run an entire economy on negative prices, where the less you pay, the more it's worth?

@SaddisticSpeller

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelramsey82 As odd as it is to think about, we pretty much already do with loans, credit, ect. It would work exactly the same, just opposite.

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelramsey82 Yes, you can! I can prove it to you if you give me 10,000 dollars.

@roowut

Жыл бұрын

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 don’t trust this guy, i’ll show you for just $20k

The entire section at the drive-thru made me laugh so hard. The girl going to ask and just giving up, incredible.

@ab7567

Жыл бұрын

That’s my favorite part. She just goes, you know what, nevermind. Lmfao

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

@yuanheli307

Жыл бұрын

Maybe she suddenly saw the camera.

@acerbusthedarkenvtuber5684

Жыл бұрын

I think she was about to ask, but then recognized either Michael and/or Will realized that it's better not to ask one of them.

@zepol

Жыл бұрын

ask what? I'm clueless

Alan has some of best comedic timing of anyone I've ever seen. "It's a front-wheel drive" is one of those jokes you one get to hear once for the first time. Damn dude

@kalim4

3 ай бұрын

legit cackled

@StefanBrodd

8 күн бұрын

Could've said it's an all wheel drive too...

Pee is lighter than coolant, so you could pee in the radiator to save even more weight

@jjsanimations

Жыл бұрын

good idea, and it's also free

@lincolncole262

Жыл бұрын

ok what in the what

@Beencheeling

Жыл бұрын

@@lincolncole262 yo peey and ya radiyaythor

@Beencheeling

Жыл бұрын

@@jjsanimations just don't get seen peeing in the radiator :)

@BMW_M5_CS_69

7 ай бұрын

why do you know that

It’s so nice seeing Michael driving, I’m sure he feels great with his permit and two full grown adults in the car to help guide him!

@cherrychuuu

Жыл бұрын

FOUL FOR THIS

@kelseyling987

Жыл бұрын

They grow up so fast! 🥹

@ChuckWood

Жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@AnthonyA-wj9my

Жыл бұрын

He’s a clown wearing a mask still and they were outside. What a robot

@JasonLihani

Жыл бұрын

Well he legally needs at least one licensed driver in the car.

Drive thrus should display photos of the most unique cars they've seen

@Sambwich

Жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile Photo dw nobody will

@ferbherbs855

Жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile Photo You truely are a Master-mind of comedy and the "ha-ha funny"

@LordDragox412

Жыл бұрын

@@ferbherbs855 It's a bot.

@davidpopolizio3781

Жыл бұрын

This comment tells me they probably take the car to a drive thru

@LordDragox412

Жыл бұрын

@@davidpopolizio3781 Then maybe you should watch the video before reading the comments first. I know, what an amazing Idea! I must be a genius or something to come up with something as smart as that! /s

The most anxiety inducing moment is looking at William's seatbelt while they're driving to the car seller with the police in tow. That thing is BARELY holding on.

“It’s a front wheel drive” best line on KZread

“It’s a front wheel drive”, the timing on that is just comedic gold

@twincaves1747

Жыл бұрын

1K likes and no replies?

@cupidzsnakes6865

Жыл бұрын

1k likes and two replies?

@jigginforbiggins8213

Жыл бұрын

1k likes and three replies?

@arthurmorgan1550

Жыл бұрын

1k likes and four replies?

@teeginlang6994

Жыл бұрын

1.1k likes and six replies?

This episode, Will and friends slowly develop a motorcycle without realizing it.

@therranolleo468

Жыл бұрын

they got to 2 wheels at the end of it, pretty damn close if I do say so myself

@padraicfanning7055

Жыл бұрын

Tonight on _Bottom Gear…_

@MatthiasLee1

Жыл бұрын

...With an unconventional wheel placement

@StraightEdgeZap

Жыл бұрын

yeah listening to his intro i was wondering if he realized he was trying to invent the moped

@burtdanams4426

Жыл бұрын

"This is not a safe car! It really tears ass!" Sounds like a motorcycle to me! Who would have thought going fast on two wheels was so fun??

imagine selling a car and finding out this is what it was used for💀

@Psilomuscimol

Ай бұрын

Idc if I got the cash

@Psilomuscimol

Ай бұрын

I took parts off my 4wd and took it mudding and then sold it to someone who then resold it for parts

Still dying at the fact that they were trying to find the brake light wires while the others were getting burgers and then 20 mins later half the car is gone 💀

The worker giving up on questioning them and asking if they wanted ketchup is the best unscripted comedy

@Ave_Satana666

Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry and I know you don't wanna hear negative stuff but why would you include idubbz the dude is a ladder puller legit got his clout doing stuff he condemns people for I mean when Sam Hyde is a better person then you that says alot like cut him out and ask Sam Hyde if he wants his spot untill idub decides to act like a normal person.

@looming_lawsuit

Жыл бұрын

@@Ave_Satana666 bro what

@MartKencuda

Жыл бұрын

@@Ave_Satana666 Who the hell are you talking to?

@shinystars2475

Жыл бұрын

@@Ave_Satana666 Jessie , what the hell are you talking about

@noahstoker2128

Жыл бұрын

@@Ave_Satana666 imagine feeling the need to type all that out when you know it’s stupid 🤣

We all missed you Will, hope you're doing good

@arkesh110

Жыл бұрын

hope you’re doing will*

@will.dornon

Жыл бұрын

I hope will is well*

@tamiwu0346

Жыл бұрын

Will my king 🙇‍♂️

@nonesuchone

Жыл бұрын

I mean… there’s hours of podcast + he’s in all his homies’ videos’s but, I feel ya

@caravaneerkhed

Жыл бұрын

I’d prefer if you didn’t speak for me. Thanks.

Its honestly really weird seeing them drive around the area i lived in from around 11 years old until now (23). Like seeing them pull onto seaward past harbor where the old carrows used to be (its a black bear diner now which is way better), seeing them pull into the areas most popular in n out. Alot of their vids are like this too. Michael shot his Roomba vid in the target i used to work at. Its pretty cool to see and gives it a weird fever dream aspect haha.

@dillonkoehn43

Жыл бұрын

Definitely shocked me too seeing them pull up to areas I recognize and just going “wait…”

@Ricardo5911jakakak

9 ай бұрын

That's pretty cool man

Be me, mechanic. Have benn screaming in terror since the start of this video, haven't stopped for 45 minutes

@Psilomuscimol

Ай бұрын

I mean did they take off necessary engine parts?

@Psilomuscimol

Ай бұрын

Haven't watched the whole thing

wow i didn't realize how much I missed seeing Michael and William together on screen

@stratusgio

Жыл бұрын

Like bread and somewhat over expiration date butter...

@Dot2TheLock

Жыл бұрын

right i think they bring out level of fear no other duos do

@rezq2883

Жыл бұрын

Top tier content

@ozyssah

Жыл бұрын

Or just Michael and William in general

@ZstackZip

Жыл бұрын

The boys are back

Realizing they WEREN’T being pulled over must’ve been the greatest rush of their young lives 😂

@ToriKo_

Жыл бұрын

On God even I felt it

@allstarwoo4

Жыл бұрын

Insurance aside it was road legal. Also They made this video as a joke but people will actually strip the car of unnecessary parts in certain races. Most common one is taking out all the passenger seats. And like they did breaking the side windows. Fun fact you don't need air bags if you have a five point harness.

@moonsalibi

Жыл бұрын

@@allstarwoo4 Dont need any protection if you simply never crash (In case it is not obvious I am joking, safety first!)

@allstarwoo4

Жыл бұрын

@@moonsalibi I know you're joking but when seat belts were first introduced people actually thought you were a wimp for wearing one.

@_underscore_9271

Жыл бұрын

@@allstarwoo4 i know people that still think that And one of them rear ended a parked dump truck because his brakes gave out

whenever michael is driving a car, he always looks lime he just got his driver's license. And when he looked excited to drive the two wheeled car, he looked like a kid who finally gets to drive dad's car

every time I finally stopped laughing they showed the whole car and I lost it again, tears are running down my face

Dudes plan worked so well he managed to get its price in the negatives!! Now *that* is consumer friendly business!

@Acidlib

Жыл бұрын

Negative a thousand bucks? I’ll take fifty!

@Ave_Satana666

Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry and I know you don't wanna hear negative stuff but why would you include idubbz the dude is a ladder puller legit got his clout doing stuff he condemns people for I mean when Sam Hyde is a better person then you that says alot like cut him out and ask Sam Hyde if he wants his spot untill idub decides to act like a normal person.

@MartKencuda

Жыл бұрын

@@Ave_Satana666 And here the comment is again. Are you gonna be okay? Do you need help?

@Ave_Satana666

Жыл бұрын

@@MartKencuda nice hive mind response maybe address my point and or just shut up your attempt's at changing the subject don't work anything 2016 tactics won't work on a 2023 Chad you just look sad and your lack of rebuttal is evident and clear.

@MartKencuda

Жыл бұрын

@@Ave_Satana666 Your replies have nothing to do with the main comments though. Are you just leeching off the top comments to get your tired point seen? If so all you're gonna do is annoy people and not get your voice heard.

"why is half of the car gone?" "well we tried fixing the break light" normal people: that is so bizarre wtf engineers: *oh that's pretty normal engineering thought process*

@blackholefreezeray8871

Жыл бұрын

“I didn’t want to fix it so I took it off”

@alfredforbessealy524

Жыл бұрын

the sequel to "if it works don't touch it" : "if it doesn't work dump it"

@njts6862

Жыл бұрын

Looks like my college major that i picked was right do dumbshit and make it work

@Spacecat8888

Жыл бұрын

"The best part is no part" - Elon Musk, 2019

@johnplaysgame

Жыл бұрын

*RCE wants to know your location.*

The fact that they had Michael 12 year old Reeves driving the car in front of the police makes it even funnier

"Alen stop stealing the wrenches!" Me craking up knowing theres a wrench called an alenwrench

"A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint Exupéry

@EliForeverCraft

Жыл бұрын

If you don't mind me asking, did he really say that?

@papelrex

Жыл бұрын

@@EliForeverCraft my brother in christ google exists

@EliForeverCraft

Жыл бұрын

@@papelrex Will do. Thank you!

@maybenot909

Жыл бұрын

sounds real enough

@SeaLevelTZ

Жыл бұрын

I saw a quote that said fake quotes will ruin the internet by ben franklin. I don't know if this quote is fake but the irony.

It's really nice seeing Michael and Will spending quality father and son bonding time again

@Bro-kt2uo

Жыл бұрын

I can die peacefully, knowing father and son were reunited 🥺

@isaidhurtfulthings.imsorry

Жыл бұрын

@@Bro-kt2uo me too...

@trevorthieme5157

Жыл бұрын

Only until Michael learns dad never got the milk...

This video is basically 18 minutes of the best parts of Destroy Build Destroy.

Watching engineers do mechanic things is honestly the greatest form of entertainment

William takes a break for a couple months and comes back with the best crackhead engineering KZread content you've seen

@rerere284

Жыл бұрын

are there other channels that do that I only know the russian car one

@sebastiannitu6928

Жыл бұрын

@@rerere284 michael reeves i guess. He was in the vid

It's beautiful watching the scientific method at work. Good job, fellas!

@aarnav_s69

Жыл бұрын

The scientific method indeed.

@dingus4260

Жыл бұрын

Wtf hey Game Grumps!

@rustyskunks

Жыл бұрын

The lame grumps

@randomfish9910

Жыл бұрын

@@rustyskunks Comedy master over here

@BarioIDL

Жыл бұрын

i thought they're gonna make a buggy or something

12:29 "Double your car's power-to-weight ratio with this one weird trick!"

I love how William just floored it the second he got in.

Car company actually trying to minimise danger for once. William: “they’re making more money so it’s unnecessarry” You tell ‘em william

@Cheeky_Goose

Жыл бұрын

But only for the people inside the cars lol.

@HadezLord

Жыл бұрын

@@Cheeky_Goose what are they supposed to do, put pillows on the outside for pedestrians? 😂

@NoxiousAffection

Жыл бұрын

@@HadezLord okay i know this is a joke but US truck companies have been steadily increasing the height of the grills (with no real benefit) for years, and the higher grills cause a significantly higher rate of pedestrian collision fatality

@pikmanfan21

Жыл бұрын

@@NoxiousAffection the benefit is lookin cool 😎

@kennorcott7074

Жыл бұрын

@@Cheeky_Goose you know pedestrian crash safety ratings are a thing right

"We didn't know if this airbag would go off or not" The fact that you hacked up these cars equiped with multiple airbags WITHOUT removing the battery is abhorrently dangerous and wholly irresponsible. Donating to Patreon.

@moonsalibi

Жыл бұрын

Removing the battery is extra labor which means a higher priced car. Clearly, it was an economic risk.

@user-ke4oz9rz8x

Жыл бұрын

Agree, airbags are literally explosives, the least you can do (if you are a fucking pussy) is removing the battery for safety (this word sucks ass) EDIT : also using a hammer? instant like

@WraithLK

Жыл бұрын

Jokes aside I think they did remove them lol. Michael said something along the lines of “it shouldn’t go off without power”

@FrickenHamster

Жыл бұрын

@@WraithLK Airbags are designed to hold a residual charge so they work for a while after the battery as been disconnected. Its always good to wait a few hours before working on parts with airbags after disconnecting the battery.

@Hariol_

Жыл бұрын

If you aren't willing to risk life and limb for content can you really call yourself a content creator?

12:29 “Not to worry, we are still flying half a ship!”

The half of a car driving gives me immense Red Green Show vibes

"Well you can't drive- it won't drive like that...." "It's a front-wheel drive." "Oh!" *Cut to driving the front half of a car* This killed me lmao

@Unusual.Incidents_Unit

Жыл бұрын

Well just attach the cauch to end of car and engine on top and it works fine

@jackallope2200

Жыл бұрын

Just put some shopping cart wheels on the back, duct tape some brake lights and a license plate and you're set!

@TheRoyalRandom

Жыл бұрын

Dude, best line ever

@JS-rv3et

Жыл бұрын

hey put one tire back on in the back maybe like reverse trike and its all good to goo

@stineberg8795

Жыл бұрын

Jeremy Clarkson did that already.

What an absolutely ridiculous idea

@potato1907

Жыл бұрын

ted what are you planning

@Giblet12

Жыл бұрын

I love your channel Todd

@danmueller2491

Жыл бұрын

thats a weird way to spell brilliant

@ruizheli1974

Жыл бұрын

What's up check mark

@wrightexe1

Жыл бұрын

says the guy that spent 3 weeks eating at every rainforest cafe

6:47 "James, can I borrow your van?"

This was so funny. I've been telling all my co-workers about your channel. But I have basically told each of them one at a time so some co-workers got to hear me talk about your channel multiple, Multiple times. Which is good. Take care

technically u can take ALL of the parts off of a car

@koiboi1676

Жыл бұрын

I have a car like that

@jackwood594

Жыл бұрын

Luv u berd

@Makujah_

Жыл бұрын

Not really. If you roll out in city traffic in such a car, authorities will call it "jaywalking"

@FrozenGamerMan

Жыл бұрын

Imagine adding taillights and a caster wheel to that pontiac lmao

@sollyvenn

Жыл бұрын

and still be a car? stfu

12:24 Michael opening the driver door and saying "Yall good?" as it plops to the ground is SENDING ME

@christianboy2984

Жыл бұрын

That's my favorite part of this video

@Ave_Satana666

Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry and I know you don't wanna hear negative stuff but why would you include idubbz the dude is a ladder puller legit got his clout doing stuff he condemns people for I mean when Sam Hyde is a better person then you that says alot like cut him out and ask Sam Hyde if he wants his spot untill idub decides to act like a normal person.

@Ave_Satana666

Жыл бұрын

How much better would it have been with Sam Hyde like fr fr who wants to watch idubbz shuffle around in his chastity cage lil weirdo needs help

@JungleLibrary

Жыл бұрын

@@Ave_Satana666 Your post reads like a scratched CD. Do you know how to finish a thought?

@grimbite5625

Жыл бұрын

@@JungleLibrary Gold

12:24 Michael casually ask “Ya’ll good” all while the door fell down and the car flopped.

i just came across this after thinking for a whole year you quit youtube! im so happy to see you back and WE ALL LOVE YOU!!!

A good way to see that one of the blinkers is not functioning, is when the other blinkers on that side blink twice as fast as normal, apparently this also happens when you saw the car in half

@DrDudezLoL

Жыл бұрын

Blinkers flashing faster than normal generally means one light is out on that side...or not there at all lol

@Robo-xk4jm

Жыл бұрын

because there is no longer an electrical connection to the taillight blinkers, it thinks one of the bulbs burned out

@MontgomeryWenis

Жыл бұрын

@@DrDudezLoL Nope, just that the front or back isn't working. Blinkers are on a relay, so when one doesn't connect, the signal travels back to the first one twice as fast.

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

Жыл бұрын

Useful to know if you ever... saw a car in half.

some of my key favourite moments here: the in-n-out worker being beyond baffled and ending up not even asking about the car in the end, but instead asking if they want condiments the sheer chaos when everyone saw the butt-less car screeching across the dirt “ bad news guys, my grandma died “ “ she’s actually not dead and she’s not gonna find that funny “ the whole convention about airbags only being an excuse to charge more money for cars

@YossiRafelson

Жыл бұрын

I think she was gonna ask if they were recording a KZread video

@Frazer2

Жыл бұрын

@@YossiRafelson Girl was smart to redirect the question with another question, as I always say NEVER TRUST A MAN WITH A CAMERA.

@lille0le502

Жыл бұрын

dont forget 05:36

@belathor1578

Жыл бұрын

SIDE airbags specifically, normal airbags are most definitely necessary for legal cars

@declan2775

Жыл бұрын

not gonna mention the bit where Michael tries to open his door but it falls off, followed by the red car falling off the stands? that part was perfect

LMAOO i laughed so hard when they came back to just see half of the red car gone 💀 💀

From custom laser cut projects to dropping eggs anything you do I will enjoy and watch shame your not having as much fun uploading as we are watching but still love watching you cameo in your science squad videos best wishes willi

I just love how everyone who removes windows for weight reduction just smashes them in, so that all the sharts are just inside the car but broken so the weight is still there, it's just harder to take them out.

@natebit7167

Жыл бұрын

Lmao good point. They should have smashed them from the inside

@jrmbayne

Жыл бұрын

Have no doubt that car was full of sharts, but the word you were looking for here was shards

@kareemelsadek

Жыл бұрын

Losing my shit over this thread

@NgCaleb

Жыл бұрын

But they just removed the whole doors

@zacharygrossman8316

Жыл бұрын

@@kareemelsadek are you sharting over this thread?

As a mechanic this is hard to watch but I lost my mind when I saw the fuel tank on top of the engine.

@NeffF

Жыл бұрын

Same 😂😂😂😂

@rrteppo

Жыл бұрын

Please explain why the fuel tank on top made you freak. Other than the fire hazard

@heathjake25

Жыл бұрын

@@rrteppo we are all pyromaniacs, why else?

@tstuff

Жыл бұрын

@@rrteppo You have a bomb sitting on top of an ignition source

@sean6992

Жыл бұрын

You dont need to be an engineer to know that, you just need common sense 😂

5:58 *them normally talking as the tent behind them collapses*

You're gonna need to do a separate version for what would pass inspection in NYS, pretty sure you could come close to the minimum functional weight lol

I love how they keep making jokes about how young michael is, then make him drive the car.

@sir_vix

Жыл бұрын

He still has good eyesight.

@rupert_1491

Жыл бұрын

@@sir_vix yeah about that

@sir_vix

Жыл бұрын

@@rupert_1491 Osman is 31, which is like an L.A. 85

@rupert_1491

Жыл бұрын

@@sir_vix i was talking about micheals glasses

@sir_vix

Жыл бұрын

@@rupert_1491 ironically he only wears them in an attempt to look old enough to buy beer.

Love how the second worker was professional, intensely confused, then cut themselves off and continued being professional. 100000/10

@jamzee_

Жыл бұрын

Im certain they recognized who the crew was

The hood protects the engine from the elements such as rain. This did look like a lot of fun though. I can't believe that the red car still works like that. I was dying laughing seeing that driving.

I sympathize with that service worker SO MUCH. Youre currious if theyre filming, but you also dont wanna touch that can of worms if they're not. Best just to assume its 3 idiots on youtube and not meth.

my mom's first car was a "cut and shunt," as she called it. Two different cars very illegally welded together and rusted through underneath the carpet. Best thing is she didn't know until years later, no mechanics ever noticed it (somehow???) until a decent few years later.

@hamoiq908

Жыл бұрын

Yeah those typa cars are so dangerous yet in a lot of the smaller dealerships they sell them cause it’s a bigger profit for them

@ColonelSandersLite

Жыл бұрын

They probably knew but figured it was better to not ask questions. Probably figured it was all she could get and she was willing to take the risks.

@bachaddict

Жыл бұрын

Two different ones, or one car cut in half and imported as "parts" to avoid import duty?

@RealElongatedMuskrat

Жыл бұрын

@@bachaddict I'm not sure actually, but this was in the 80s and it was a car made in the UK which she bought in the UK, so super bizarre!

@RealElongatedMuskrat

Жыл бұрын

@@ColonelSandersLite haha probably true, they just looked at her and thought yeah she gives 'cut n shunt' vibes

A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

Жыл бұрын

I have a feeling this isn't exactly what Saint-Exupery meant.

@Zander10102

Жыл бұрын

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Then your feeling is 100% wrong. This, my friend, is peak engineering.

@SF-op5ix

Жыл бұрын

This is so funny

@joybotics

Жыл бұрын

I never ever leave comments, but this is the funniest thing I have ever read.

you need the engine (could go 3 or less cylinders to save parts) , wheels with breaks, a chassis (wich can literally be like 4 beams), something to control the engine and breaks and everything to connect everything else together. you don’t need a seat, the thing triggering engine and breaks can also just be two buttons. no-one would want to drive it daily, but it works

Good to see you back. You should've shown us how you bypassed all those sensors that don't let you drive if the hood, door and trunk are open.

@aurograce2983

Жыл бұрын

The cars are probably old enough they don't have those. I didn't even know those sensors are a thing

@drsamuelk

Жыл бұрын

@@aurograce2983 no cars from the 90's have sensors in built. Then there's Allen Pan and co. who can Hotwire the ecu to run the car.

In the slight chance you see this, I hope you don’t completely lose your passion for creating content. Seeing this in my feed literally made my month. Love you Big Willy -Little Willy

@kimgkomg

Жыл бұрын

Your name is Brandon

@smoogle3g4c37

Жыл бұрын

Check out the safedy third podcast, he's hosted dozens of podcasts on that channel. He's still creating content, just not too much on this channel.

@guardianofwillpower

Жыл бұрын

@@kimgkomg I'm sure he already knows his name

@jeffjeffrets3253

Жыл бұрын

Here here 🥂

@lulhighman3428

Жыл бұрын

What he said. Little willies out

The amazing thing is how, just like with the cars, you were able to remove most of the hours and hours of footage you had and in the end there's this 15min video that's still fully functional.

@Nolyswag1

Жыл бұрын

To further prove William's point, this cut down video is better optimized and more watchable than the several hours of raw footage. huh.

@benmiriello7059

Жыл бұрын

​@@Nolyswag1 He'd been talking for months about the crazy volume of footage that made this video take so long to release, so I was referencing that. I can see how this would seem like a pointless comment without knowing that.

@wiskyr6510

Жыл бұрын

@@benmiriello7059 Wouldn't say pointless. I mean everyone knows that videos have a lot more raw footage than the cut and polished product and you made a joke about the parallelism

No doors? Genius! Now no need for ac

This is probably my new favorite KZread video! I am pretty sure I laughed through like 98% of this video!! 😂😂😂

Back in the 70s, before seatbelts were a thing, my granddad had a spectacular car that wouldn't turn left and had a hole through the floor. One of my uncles actually fell out of the car while it was in motion, but surprisingly, he fell through a window. 😂

@asongaboutagirl8776

Жыл бұрын

i think in the 80s my dad bought a karmann ghia. it also didn't have a floor (rusted out). he was living on long island at the time & just dealt with the fact rain and snow often came up through the bottom

@sensasian805

Жыл бұрын

Idk when but when my grandpa was younger he built a car with a friend and while taking it out for a test drive the steering wheel came off

"Wind in my hair, glass in my asscrask" Most legendary line ever

I NEED this to be a series!

You sir, are a one man army, a genius, and an enlightened one. To recover from channel death, and grow in popularity even more, is a marvel of an achievement. You must've been out of this world, as in the lego movie.

First of all i just wanna say that this feels like a bootleg mythbusters and i absolutely love it. Secondly, the cashier at in-n-out definitely wanted to ask if y'all were from youtube or something but i love the save by asking if you wanted ketchup.

@TheEvanAndrews

Жыл бұрын

She caught herself like, "yeah that's a dumb question, of course this is for some dumb youtube hijinks. I'll just look it up later instead of holding up the drive-thru line with all the obvious questions."😂

@ECHO-kq3ti

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure the MythBusters did do like the half a car thing

@friendlyboi1900

Жыл бұрын

More like top gear to me

@Dongonzales123

Жыл бұрын

I thought maybe she was wondering if they wanted to prank her or something stupid

"We can't drive it like that!" "It's a front wheel drive!" Died laughing

@jkolada

Жыл бұрын

Allen wins the video with the delivery there, assist to the video editor.

@invi8160

Жыл бұрын

Isn’t that the line from the green hornet segment on mythbusters?

This was a question I had in my mind for sooo long. Thank you

what happens when a fuck ton of engineers come together

@The-Cookie

Жыл бұрын

we need this to happen more often.

This actually reminds me of my grandpa's car. The day he bought it as he was driving out of the dealership another car drove by, somehow snagged on his side mirror and ripped the entire door off, driving away with it stuck to their car.

@sasssf1668

Жыл бұрын

Unlucky dude

@SimplesRugs

Жыл бұрын

This made me laugh.. thank you!

@petereljemayel4511

Жыл бұрын

The boys !!!!!

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

Жыл бұрын

Well, at least he now has a story to tell.

@Ayylmao2437

Жыл бұрын

Thats one strong mirror! Almost a design flaw. Surely you would want the mirror bracket to shear off with less force than it takes to rip the entire door off lmao.

Words cannot describe how much I missed the classic William and Michael adventures. This has made my week.

Bro really had the engineering avengers on this

Omg when I got to the part where they cut the red car in half, I fucking LOST it! Haven't laughed like that in so long! So glad I found this channel!

Glad to see the court case was finally resolved and Will got custody of his son Michael.

@Codeman1930

Жыл бұрын

Who was he fighting against in court? Lilypichu?

@ConfusdTarz

Жыл бұрын

@@Codeman1930 obviously

@orppranator5230

Жыл бұрын

@@Codeman1930 Wait, what? Michael is dating his own mother?

@linuxnoodle8682

Жыл бұрын

@@orppranator5230 wouldn't be the weirdest thing he's done

Incredible return, so glad to see Michael back. Lost my shit when the front door fell off instead of opening and the red car rolled off missing two wheels at 12:20

@FumbleBee1312

Жыл бұрын

MISSING TWO WHEELS IS A BIT OF AN UNDERSTATEMENT

@thelastcube.

Жыл бұрын

@@FumbleBee1312 nah i think apart from missing two wheels, it was just fine

@cabwaylingo_

Жыл бұрын

the comedic timing was perfect

@Remls

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, this bit felt like it was straight out of some slapstick comedy cartoon show

This feels straight outta Top Gear and I love it

Why is nobody talking about how smooth that 2:31 music introduction was???

William and Michael have big “don’t tell your mother about this, son” energy.

@galactic-hamster7043

Жыл бұрын

And Michael always somehow escalates it into "this is why mom doesn't fucking love you"

What came after Allen said “it’s a front wheel drive,” I almost spat my mouthwash out from laughter after seeing their “car.”

@assfuckerthejointpounder5834

Жыл бұрын

Well sticky note "glue" at first glance seems like it would be bad because the guy creating it failed to make a glue that would stick without coming off easily, but now we have sticky notes. The Xbox made a mistake by choosing the design before the tech but then they managed to create one that would last even longer and it can handle falling off of a dresser and then having a lamp fall onto it after being purchased used and being left to run all night on more than one occasion. This turned out to be a good thing and it was not a good thing because I created something else great, it was a good thing because it improved the original thing without necessarily being intended but calling it originally is a bit iffy. Wait is this one you would properly use the word iffy? Oh well. I used it that way so ha. Open your eyes and see. This is more than a car, it is a revolutionizing carryable apparatus of reliability- or car for short. And also removing the hood would allow for the engine to cool a lot better because it's directly getting the air which is more efficient at cooling things down then using an AC that's built into the car and was not redneck engineering Beauty into having an AC blowing into the car from the hole in the roof left from that sunlight thing whatever it's called. They could have put holes in there, they could have normalized having slots in there that allow air to be intaken to the engine- and they didn't. Even those who create the big things are not immune to flaw, and a lowly janitor is not immune to solving mathematical problems that take an entire University staff more than a day to conceive, or a student from being so casually good at math problem and that problem is one that was thought to be impossible to solve, yeah that good at math. There are Rags to Riches stories but they're not very common and one of these people critiqued I think Einstein or Charles Darwin, some big guy in the scientific community. And the smartest person to ever be conceived probably wasn't even given the opportunity to display this considering just how many people are incapable of inflamed their intelligence to its fullest like the parts of Africa that people most know, Hawaii back before it was a tourist attraction, most any third world country, and somewhere that I didn't list because information deficiency. Need I remind you that the Native Americans and African Americans are superior because they each have biological superiorities in bone density, one has some intense skin superiority, the other has superiority with their eye focusing and their teeth but yet these people were either genocided were forced into an undesirable condition. Let's not even touch on the racism coming to the Asians despite that very productive organs as men require less nutrition to update, and the Asian brought on by the division of cells is not going to be as prevalent due to less cells meeting to divide to create that thing when it's smaller, and did I mention that there's less nutrients to upkeep it, and you could say that I've touched the toilet with my male reproductive organ multiple times and they were not pleasant times. So if anything the best size is indeed the 2 millimeter. So do you now wish to criticize them? How about you try criticizing them when you realize that the man who discovered what washing your hands can do to the spread of illness was put in a mental institution for his crazy ideas or was it idea. Einstein's theory of relativity was one's controversial, now are you sure you want to continue beating on the guys with the high iq, the great solutions, the successful failures, and the superior genetics?

@requiemforameme1

Жыл бұрын

They’re planning a “Crosstrek” model with all-wheel drive. It’s just the same exact car with an “AWD” badge.

@Quantum_Magnus

Жыл бұрын

@dilik mli idk who that is.

@dr.coomer789

Жыл бұрын

I too wash my mouth while watching youtube

I’m so happy to have you back, William. ❤

she knew there was something to ask about the car but she didnt know what to question.

“Michael wouldn’t last 30 seconds in Juvie” Michael being a grown man and all… But still children would take his ass out 😂

@MrShinjiTabris

Жыл бұрын

I mean have you seen Michael at the boxing event, Man's got moves though

@exodust3114

Жыл бұрын

He’d sneak in a taser they’ve no chance of surviving

@end6977

Жыл бұрын

He would probably make a chainsaw from soap and plastic forks

@piyo744

Жыл бұрын

@@exodust3114 this is one of the only times i've seen "they've" used this way

@vituperation

Жыл бұрын

"Michael being a grown man and all" I like the part where you explained the joke thank you I did not know what Will meant by

This has such old school Top Gear janky car building vibes, love it.

@jasminedavis6686

Жыл бұрын

Scrapheap challenge!

@snerttt

Жыл бұрын

Because they did the "cutting a car in half" but in top gear. It's the episode where they make diy limousines.

@bonimnida

Жыл бұрын

Exactly, some of the methods felt very Clarkson

@YayAkiba

Жыл бұрын

@@bonimnida "Allen you moron"

@stineberg8795

Жыл бұрын

@@bonimnida has anyone got a hammer?

Bro bought my Chevy aveo for $600 I call it the basics. Manual locks, windows, and transmission. Just gunna keep throwing engines in it because I dont need nothing fancy just tryna get to work for cheap. May pick up a geo tracker for the winter.

There was this one clip of people assembling a car in like 3 minutes in the old days with a team of 4 or 5 and then they drove the car to show it working. I'm sure you can get a car working with minimal parts. Heck, you could get a small engine and a few pipes and probably 3d print the rest and assemble it quickly.

"you want a hamburger?" "Man, I'd kill for a hamburger!" Knowing Michael, that wasn't a metaphor Edit: I do realize i should've replaced "metaphor" with "figure of speech", but I've made my mistake and I prefer to leave that shame for future readers to understand the context of the replies

@rangerleaf1505

Жыл бұрын

What bodies? Michael asked calmly

@jacquesca

Жыл бұрын

It’s not a metaphor in the first place

@kriszenn1125

Жыл бұрын

It’s not a metaphor

@OgdenM

Жыл бұрын

He did make that surgery machine after all. Ya gotta test it with a real human.....

@qwertyTRiG

Жыл бұрын

@@rangerleaf1505 Didn't Tom Scott once call him a reprobate?

Glad willy is back

@blahajenjoyr

Жыл бұрын

Didnt expect you here

@zircron45

Жыл бұрын

Hello loud funny man I agree with you

@the_sussyone1739

Жыл бұрын

Same funny table abuser man

@danielderias4773

Жыл бұрын

1 like = 1 flex tape for Sr Pelo's poor table

@mightyduck2133

Жыл бұрын

Hes really cool

2 years later and this is still an absolute banger of a video

i am 100% sure that william osman is the best youtuber to watch while eating

"Wind in my hair, Glass in my ass" William is actually crazy for doing this video, it was FUCKING hilarious. The cops wouldn't pull you guys over because with a car like that, what would you even bribe them with /s

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

Жыл бұрын

The trick to getting away with crime is making the police think you're not worth their time.

12:22 - 12:27 was funnier than the rest of the video combined, Michael’s door falling off when he opens it and then half of a car driving while scraping the ground. Absolute chaos.

@ldn915

Жыл бұрын

Truu u just cant made those stuffs up,. Best sequence ever,.😂

@zkdelta8014

Жыл бұрын

It's almost like a watching a cartoon

@MrDarkSky

Жыл бұрын

The first person I’ve found that has spelled Michael right

@fmga

Жыл бұрын

Was just about to make this comment

@Ardeact

Жыл бұрын

@@MrDarkSky Michael jackson

This is by far my new favorite video