Little Willies, support the channel by buying my cat www.catwarehouse.com/pages/buy-my-cat

@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890

Жыл бұрын

🌞

@Tommo3756

Жыл бұрын

Hi

@isaacgonzalez4861

Жыл бұрын

I'll buy a cat

@biginfluencer5252

Жыл бұрын

Hey big Willie

@greenbeancanned7123

Жыл бұрын

Ok

"Hundred years ago, dad's only job was to get drunk and inflict permanent psychological damage on the family. when did the rules became so complicated ?" I cried

@spectrecustoms5640

Жыл бұрын

“EmOTioNal DaMAge” -that one guy who makes videos

@misusedchair

Жыл бұрын

What's worse is that it's true Although it wasn't intended Like how the fathers weren't intended

@jamespike5161

Жыл бұрын

Apparently it was the same thirty years ago too.

@piccalillipit9211

Жыл бұрын

MY DAD was a super dad - he inflicted the psychological damage whilst T total

@trevorlebaron1596

Жыл бұрын

Really my dad did that but not 500 years ago

The part where you wonder why you’re doing so much for Oliver when he doesn’t appreciate any of it is honestly the most practice you could get for having kids

@yippykiay13

Жыл бұрын

But damn do they give good hugs.

@mooselove

Жыл бұрын

@@yippykiay13 that sounds extremely creepy my dude 😂

@michaeltagor4238

Жыл бұрын

@@mooselove you don't have a kid then

@Iera_Thaumaturgy

Жыл бұрын

@@yippykiay13they do, their hugs are wholesome

@shianeruu4359

Жыл бұрын

@@mooselove You are the only person insinuating that liking hugs from children is creepy. You're the creepy one here

as a mom to a 1 year old this is definitely what it feels like to have a toddler. especially when you planned an entire party and said the raccoon didnt care. me too

@ladyeowyn42

Жыл бұрын

My kiddo cried at his first birthday cupcake. Big loud sobbing tears. The candle was a bad idea, apparently scared the hell out of him.

@VoltisArt

Жыл бұрын

First (perhaps two or three?) birthdays and funerals are really the same deal. The featured person isn't actually who they're for, and they probably won't remember either way.

@longhairdontcare122

9 ай бұрын

​@@VoltisArtI can't remember anything behind 7

@obiwankenobi543

7 ай бұрын

Put your baby in a metal cage with a battle bot and see who will win

@GioGio-fq1vl

6 ай бұрын

Lmao this is why my mother would wait til we either hit 5 or became sentient to start throwing us birthday parties, she said there was no point in doing it if we didn't care. My brother, who is her first kid, slept through his birthday party when he turned 1.

The fact they found out she was pregnant the day the raccoon showed up 😂

@revolverjesus98

10 ай бұрын

Wait, she was pregnananant with the raccoon?!? 🤡🤡🤡

@PRAYINGMANTIS.

8 ай бұрын

​@@revolverjesus98 premgnant***

@soXCold

8 ай бұрын

Pregante

@ccsx222

8 ай бұрын

@@soXColdpregante in the accent is my favorite one

@cosmodoge6565

8 ай бұрын

Plepurgeltant

“Don’t worry, I gave him a gun.” Is the most American thing I’ve ever heard.

@johntomik4632

Жыл бұрын

I'm from Alabama and totally agree.

@miammajor

Жыл бұрын

So true 😂😂😂

@Livikyu

Жыл бұрын

I instantly subscribed at that.

@sezleyt

Жыл бұрын

Hahahaha becuz America has gun get it??? Guns do not exist anywhere else there is peace throughout the world but America is gun land

@Livikyu

Жыл бұрын

@@sezleyt ... I mean the joke was that it's a cat, dude. Cat's can't use guns.

"all he wanted to do was hide under the table and eat cheezits off the ground" that's exactly what i was like as a kid. This is a perfect simulation of parenthood.

@zappy312

Жыл бұрын

Now that you mention it, I did spend a lot of time under our kitchen table as a kid.

@michaelgrimes9942

Жыл бұрын

i read this right as william said it in the video

@matterwiz1689

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelgrimes9942 yeah, i did that on purpose

@dustyboialex

Жыл бұрын

that's how I am now and I'm 19

@perregrinne2500

Жыл бұрын

I didn't have cheezits growing up, only gum stuck to the bottoms of tables...

Watching this knowing that they found out they were having a kid the same day the raccoon arrived oddly makes the stress in the video make more sense

Giving the raccoon a Nutella gun next to the decorative cream pillow gave me an inordinate amount of anxiety

@EvanSam

7 ай бұрын

Oh my god you’re mee😂😂😂

@bridykes9986

4 ай бұрын

😆 saying I chose something kids can't seem to keep their hands off of 🤦‍♀️😂 then puts Nuttela on it 😅

“All he wanted to do was hide under the table and eat cheezits off the ground”. Having a toddler myself, I would say this sounds like pretty spot on toddler behavior.

@spookydad7389

Жыл бұрын

I was this kid until i was at least 12, it's pretty damn spot on

@TheMarshiiRose

Жыл бұрын

I also was that kid before and I regret nothing

@jeffrbake

Жыл бұрын

@@TheMarshiiRose I regret growing up...

@redvli8746

Жыл бұрын

That is so adorable 🥰

@olympian00

Жыл бұрын

@@spookydad7389 i do this now tbh

I was fully expecting this to be the worlds most elaborate pregnancy announcement

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

E‎ ‎

@jiru331

Жыл бұрын

Damn me too. Lol

@ggwonder4484

Жыл бұрын

Same ahaha

@maildaemon

Жыл бұрын

@@u-lilhissy I promise you can be wholesome on the internet

@Foxboi681

Жыл бұрын

@@u-lilhissy b.but what did you expect this video to be then??

Ok, wildlife rehabber here. I was ready to HATE this because of the whole “renting” of this poor raccoon. (Rehabbers are not fans of anyone keeping wildlife as pets.) I have to say, I found this hilarious! The raccoon was obviously well taken care of and really seemed to be enjoying himself while trying to destroy your home in the process…lol. Have no fear, you two are going to make fantastic parents!

@rrteppo

Жыл бұрын

Is it true that of the wildlife animals raccoons are the closest to being domesticated, other than some European foxes? Or was the book I read a few years back wrong?

@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951

11 ай бұрын

Yeah I was a bit concerned at first but the handlers being there the whole time made me feel much better.

@cahan557

10 ай бұрын

@@rrteppoI don’t think that’s true. I think the exact definition of “domesticated” varies between fields but generally it refers to having a mutualistic relationship with humans (we provide them their required resources and they provide us a service or resource). I think some other fields base it off of other things like how the animal instinctively reacts to humans (wild horses mainly run from humans but domestic horses are usually cautious but will approach humans). Based on these two definitions, I would say no to both. Raccoons are well adapted for urban living (like a pigeon or rat) but are not specifically domesticated. They scavenge from the waste of humans but they don’t interact with humans to provide a resource or service. Raccoons are also instinctively aggressive and prefer independence so will not do well cohabiting with a human. Raccoons would likely have to stop being aggressive with humans to begin domestication. It would be fun to live in a world where governments have a program that lets raccoons turn in picked-up plastics for recycling to get food but raccoons don’t seem to be willing to engage in that sort of relationship.

@kslidzorous

6 ай бұрын

​@cahan557 pigeons are domesticated they didn't adapt we bred them to be that way

@jasonmyneni8605

5 ай бұрын

Pet raccoons (at least in California) aren’t wild anymore. They are bred by breeders and domesticated (ish). You have to be a licensed wildlife rehabber to even touch a wild raccoon.

As a parent to a three year old, I can say that this is exactly what raising a toddler is like. The only thing that’s different is the raccoon won’t give you constant sass while yelling at you all the time.

@EspressoStreams

3 ай бұрын

as a former rehabber.. you'd be surprised. They're insanely sassy. I had one throw food at my face because they didn't like mealworms.

@universealchemy

6 күн бұрын

Being a raccoon parent sounds better everyday that passed

“Having a child is either a living nightmare, or this raccoon isn’t a good substitute for a kid” Probably both.

@avasinistra

Жыл бұрын

Honestly it depends on the kid he's exactly like my four-year-old nephew.

@ZackMC937

Жыл бұрын

The funny part is I was at this scene when reading this yes I loved it

@anthonystaton3740

Жыл бұрын

I have a daughter who is two, she climbs on everything.

@TJ-bn2cn

Жыл бұрын

😂😂 lol the secrets parents don’t share, so they get grandchildren! 😊

@noitallmanaz

Жыл бұрын

i have a 15 year old girl. I love her to death. But living nightmare is an exact description.

It’s actually shockingly similar how that raccoon acted compared to a toddler, speaking as a parent, minus the actual achieved height of the climbing.

@sydneyhobbs9817

Жыл бұрын

Speak for yourself. This is exactly what my brother was like. By four he taught me how to climb a support beam to the roof.

@MercuryA2000

Жыл бұрын

@@sydneyhobbs9817 That's a terrifying thought. Your poor parents.

@swimmyswim417

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, when my brother was four he loved to climb on top of our refrigerator and freak out our poor mom.

@Jadeserphant

Жыл бұрын

My youngest could climb on top of the fridge before I could cross the room to stop him. Lol

@BloodFox49

Жыл бұрын

My older sister taught me to shimmy up the door frames when mom would put us in time-out. Eventually she looked at my 6 year old angy face, with my hand slapped on the ceiling and went "okay well as long as you stay there" and went about her business with a ten minute timer and making sure I was still there by keeping an ear out for the "THUMP" that came with my descent. My mom was admirable with her parenting. She had a similar strategy for when I had tantrums in the grocery store. Meaning she would pick me up, plop me in a spot of her choice and let me wear myself out while she continued her shopping within eye shot of me. I now apply this strategy with my cat son when he goes a little too goblin mode but also with cat toys for distraction.

First favorite part @ 7:58. Oh! They gave you a way to attach the tail, but probably not in the way you’d appreciate too much. 😂

@spook6394

8 ай бұрын

Never understood that, like bro the tailbone is significantly higher than the asshole.

@TheBuddel

8 ай бұрын

Skill issue

@killingtimeitself

8 ай бұрын

@@spook6394 u cant just put an asshole where the tailbone is though

@jimmypenguinny

8 ай бұрын

@@spook6394 tail buttplugs aren't exactly made for accuracy

@spook6394

8 ай бұрын

@@killingtimeitself that’s true you can’t do that

As the mother of a toddler… can confirm, there are more similarities than I’d like to admit lmao

The fact that your Raccoon tail is actually a butt plug is effing hilarious. “The seller didn’t give me anything to attach it with.” Well played William😁

@neonlacee

Жыл бұрын

When he said 'plug' twice I was dying XDXD

@frankierzucekjr

Жыл бұрын

He's one funny dude

@pulsefuture4156

Жыл бұрын

I wasn't gonna say anything but.....

@DanielSHIRO

Жыл бұрын

now u know he got that for butt stuff and the raccoon was an excuse to finally buy it.

@emotrash6957

Жыл бұрын

@@DanielSHIRO that’s pretty smart

To be honest, that raccoon acted better then 80% of human children

@aurorahasfallen

Жыл бұрын

@@omareew ok I won’t lol he deleted his comment in shame

@no1frenchfri

Жыл бұрын

As a parent I agree. This shows how they get into everything but not the emotional turmoil my daughter did to me

@screechingcosby

Жыл бұрын

A raccoon wrote this, the spelling confirms it

@maildaemon

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, the climbing and exploring is exactly what my cat does. I could make her a wooden dumpster and she'd jump right in She's just like a little child, down to the constant need for attention

@saucyBot

Жыл бұрын

And 80% of the racoon pets

This video makes a lot more sense after he said that he’s going to have a kid in the “I made a baby” video and they found out in the making of this video😭

I had to raise eight freaking raccoons at the same time. You don't know pain!!! I was a twenty-year-old college student and when I went out people asked why I had so many bruises. They didn't believe me when I told them I was attacked by a swarm of baby raccoons.

@RoniDream

8 ай бұрын

....why?

@moonbug5640

8 ай бұрын

@@RoniDream an animal rehab internship

"is that a Raccoon?" William lost the biggest opportunity to say: "No, that's my son"

@wackydoggs

Жыл бұрын

or act as though the raccoon had somehow snuck in without his knowledge and pretend to be horrified

@yeetionary

Жыл бұрын

Rent a kid

Omg why is this actually kind of a good way to practice taking care of a toddler? All it's missing is the continuous screaming and the lack of sleep.

@velinas_

Жыл бұрын

Toddlers are not really supposed to scream. That's more of a problem with some newborn ( not all, some are blessedly silent).

@buffbarneystan3280

Жыл бұрын

@@velinas_ huh. Guess every toddler I've met just really hated me lol

@danimack38

Жыл бұрын

Toddlers scream. Not like infants for assistance but as a form of psychological torture

@DaisyAppleJuice

Жыл бұрын

I don’t think this is accurate. Toddlers are easier to train.

@arewahaircaretv8718

Жыл бұрын

Screaming? What kind of kids do you have?

This is called "foreshadowing"

"We had to sing quietly so we wouldn't scare him." As someone that use to cry whenever people sung Happy Birthday to me as a child, I appreciate that lol.

I was skeptical but then I saw how much he ignored you and how little he appreciated everything you did. Turns out you were right, exactly like a toddler.

@lindapillow8413

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@DeathChamberSPAZ

Жыл бұрын

I am sure Gobbler probably complained afterwards that this was the worst day of his life!

"all he wanted to do was hide under the table and eat cheez-its from the floor" Willy, that's exactly what having a child is like

@arin2747

Жыл бұрын

thats also just a regular Thursday for me, a taxpaying adult with a graduate degree

@jeaniecameron295

Жыл бұрын

​@@arin2747 same

@mezmerizer0266

Жыл бұрын

@@arin2747 it's all I can afford to do in the last couple years.

@dubiouscloud5115

Жыл бұрын

For some reason I read this line as though it was said by the narrator of the Stanley parable. Strangely, it works.

@LiveSeruio

Жыл бұрын

@@dubiouscloud5115 that works way to well.

This is making me feel SO BAD for my mom…I am a quadruplet…who has adhd…my poor mother had FOUR RACCON CHILDREN IN HER HOUSE

@Miracle12348

6 ай бұрын

Hey I’m a triplet- O:

@nissan_skyline

4 ай бұрын

Oh.. your poor mother LOL On a side note.. Wow, a quadruplet?! How rare! Did your mother conceive you guys naturally? That's even more rare.

@bridykes9986

4 ай бұрын

Oh wow 😅

I love that they found out she was pregnant the day the raccoon came to their house 😂😂😂

I was watching this while my mom was in the room and she asked what it was so I said a guy got a racoon to simulate what it's like to have a child and her immediate reaction was, "I hope he doesn't try to breast feed it."

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

Жыл бұрын

Now I'm disappointed he didn't at least hold out a little baby bottle for the raccoon.

@CodeeXD

Жыл бұрын

Bro you're mom's on another one

@sasuke921231

Жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at this I can imagine it being held like a baby 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@nyaradhiambo

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@TSUNAMI-MAMI

Жыл бұрын

Lmfaoooo your mom is hilarious

It's totally like a kid, except kid would also constantly ask trivial questions about literally everything they see, until your brain melts.

@MartinFinnerup

Жыл бұрын

Of course. The world is entirely new to them, so everything is weird and confusing. I kinda envy that sense of wonder these days.

@Starinthesky826

Жыл бұрын

Animaniacs was totally spot with Mindy, of Mindy and Buttons. Why!? Why?! Why?! WHY!? Ok I love you! Buuuu Bye!!

@Braham_the_Terror

Жыл бұрын

That's the best part thought

@TinkersKustomPaintball

Жыл бұрын

why?

@flubnub266

Жыл бұрын

@@Braham_the_Terror Maybe for some people. For those of us who say we "are bad with children" that's easily one of top 3 things we can't handle.

The fact they found out Chelsea was pregnant the day Oliver/Gobbler arrived is so fucking funny

When this video came out, I remember thinking "Caretaker's probably pregnant and they just aren't saying anything"

Seeing william make an artificial butt for the raccoon tail and remembering he has an engineering degree is like seeing michael scott make a business deal and remembering he's a good business man

@SaitoGray

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that solution was so simple and élégant. Top notch fake butt.

@Fenwayb

Жыл бұрын

It definitely came with a way to attach it he just wasn't willing to use it

@Ryanrulesok

Жыл бұрын

It was a furry butt plug so I'm glad he modified it

@Sluggga

Жыл бұрын

Are you talking about the butt plug??? Lmao wtf shit is nasty

@BeefyBuffoon

Жыл бұрын

@@Fenwayb he could've, but gobbler would've gobbled away his future child

Lots of respect for arming your cat so you know he’s safe.

@johnjriggsarchery2457

Жыл бұрын

Cats and raccoons aren't natural enemies.

@wessltov

Жыл бұрын

@@johnjriggsarchery2457 I doubt Jimbo would get along with the opossum Will tried to catch earlier

@earthtowise8040

Жыл бұрын

@@wessltov I'm tired of this opossum propaganda... the red squirrels are the actual enemy.

@pillowpetgirlfriend

Жыл бұрын

​@@johnjriggsarchery2457 Anything and anyone can be a natural enemy if they start beating the fuck out of you.

@themiller3940

Жыл бұрын

@@johnjriggsarchery2457 no but raccoons have been known to kill cats. I particularly hear they drown cats, actually.

After your last video this hits different

@Theo-ob8wm

11 ай бұрын

It do

I have three kids. This is a surprisingly accurate simulation of parenthood.

This is by far one of the best “parenthood” practice videos ever, best part, the “baby” is cute, fluffy and doesn’t scream cry.

@aprettyflyguy

Жыл бұрын

It just has a chance to hiss

@scurvofpcp

Жыл бұрын

The lack of diapers is a plus as well.

@kip258

Жыл бұрын

Raccoons aren't good training imo because they're nocturnal.

@sfshilo

Жыл бұрын

Agreed, this is extremely close.

@alexyochum5648

Жыл бұрын

Okay, raccoon owner here. Its like a baby, mixed with a monkey, dog, and cat… except one that can scale vertical walls😬 not as easy as it seems. Theyre super cute and fun though. They have so much personality

“All he wanted to do was hide under the table and eat cheez-its off of the ground” Yup, you got yourself a toddler.

@BREASHONTELL

Жыл бұрын

😂❤

@Derek_Wyld

7 ай бұрын

I'm 28 and that sounds kinda fun ngl

I love that classic children’s story “If you give a Raccoon a Gun”

And now he has a child

"You need to childproof the house." *Leaves knife block out in perfect raccoon range, allowing raccoon stabbies.*

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

Жыл бұрын

I'm sure a raccoon can be trusted with knives, right?

@Rowdimouse

Жыл бұрын

it seems like the only child proofing he did was outlet covers

@mortalsno4086

Жыл бұрын

Fun fact! Raccoons are naturally avid chefs and will filet food for you if given a knife! Try this out with the wild raccoons in your neighborhood!

@Bookieson

Жыл бұрын

One thing I learned from this video: Everything is in raccoon range.

@The_Dominated

Жыл бұрын

the first comment i typed went against youtube tos but just know i think your cringe and dislike you

"Maybe being a parent isn't about things going right but learning how do deal with things going wrong" that's a great line

@tomlxyz

Жыл бұрын

Actually really spot on given that the child growing up will make a lot of mistakes to learn

@QWERTYUIOP-ed7sv

7 ай бұрын

True.. instead of saying 'no'. I tell my niece/nephews they can only cry in low volumes if something were to happen in their jumping games.

@guccilife784

3 ай бұрын

No

Raccoons are one of my favorites. I think these animals are the next in line for domestication just like cats. They haven’t quite evolved enough to become ‘domesticated’. I would still consider them wild animals but they are fun.

Your idea is really a good one! Gobbler was very much like a kid (having raised 2 myself). The only other suggestions I would have are: 1. Take him with you to the grocery store and tell him “no” to candy. 2. He is an easy kid since he didn’t have a full on melt down at his own birthday party. 3. You need to add another raccoon or two to the mix so you can have the full parental experience of hearing “get out of my room!” and “why does he get the big piece?” on a daily basis. 4. Take all the raccoons on a family vacation in the car no fewer than 600 miles from home. That way you can enjoy the non-stop fights, complaining and crippling expense of making memories together. 😊

Valuable experience! Just add: - Kids will not be quiet like this racoon - They will not always explore by themselves and instead can chase you everywhere not giving you any space - They will not let you have decent sleep. Some kids - for years - Smaller kids cannot climb as good as this racoon, so they are more likely to fall and end up in ER or even die. - A kid would push a chair and start playing with kitchen knifes that racoon has ignored. Kids are suicidal and house has to transform or constant supervision is needed.

@CorinnaAtHome

Жыл бұрын

Accurate

@ctakitimu

Жыл бұрын

And kids have opposable thumbs. Much more havoc with that.

@solis_nova

11 ай бұрын

accurate. i had my nephews over at my house for a month, and they somehow managed to pour salt and pepper all over my sisters bed, spread lotion over our entire kitchen floor and themselves, and pour honey onto the carpet all in a week

@esmeesmeralda701

11 ай бұрын

Accurate

@petrri323

10 ай бұрын

Also they're going to be around for the next 60-70 years. The first 18 of which you're on tab for.

“All he wanted to do was hide under the table and eat Cheez-its off the ground.” This is pretty much exactly parenthood. You, caretaker, and the raccoon survived the day and your house was still more or less okay. Mission accomplished, sir. You have officially done more research than over 99% of prospective parents.

@Kristenhas3cats

Жыл бұрын

Yep, I thought it would be ridiculous, but this was just your average day with a child around the one year mark... He's lucky it's cheezits under the table, when my poor kid was a baby she found cat vomit under there. Totally ate it too, because kids and raccoons are surprisingly similar.

@wessltov

Жыл бұрын

If more people would do this kind of research, the species would die out

@ABCDEFGHIJKELA...

Жыл бұрын

hehe, that was me. I'm still addicted, but I'm controlling the floor food habit Oo ...eh, I have relapsed a few times. hehe

I’ve rewatched this video a few times, and just realized that a) Gobbler’s breakfast was made into a happy face, and b) they were able to save some family vhs tapes from the fire, and both made me sniffle a bit. Congrats to Chelsea and Will on the birth of their baby!

I think you have hit the nail on the head with this Raccoon kid experiment. That was exactly like having a toddler except you were spared the tantrums. You got off lightly.😂😂

I've never felt more relieved than when it was revealed that there were handlers there to keep the Oliver safe.

@ladysauce2508

Жыл бұрын

im 5 minutes into the video. thank u for this comment because i already feel extremely stressed and worried for oliver's health edit: i also think its funny you refer to oliver as "The Oliver" as if oliver is a singular noun

@StraveTube

Жыл бұрын

@@ladysauce2508 That was 100% a typo, but I'm just gonna leave it and pretend it was on purpose. Oliver deserves the definite article.

@vickijo2343

Жыл бұрын

Wtf are you talking about? Raccoons are resourceful creatures...keep him safe from what? Lol

@Deadpool4president

Жыл бұрын

​@@vickijo2343 human stupidity 👍👌

@crazy_mind-ox8if

Жыл бұрын

GOB-IL-ER NOT OL-IV-ER. Get it right.

chasing him down the hallway saying "Its part of a complete breakfast" had me dying

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

Жыл бұрын

He's saying it as if the raccoon is going to somehow understand what it means. Which is exactly the same as a kid.

@sameehaarshad1954

Жыл бұрын

4:40

@sarahcole4892

Жыл бұрын

And screaming "it's part of a complete breakfast!" 😂

“I planned an entire day for a raccoon but he just didn’t give a crap” lmao. subscribled

Watching this again hits different 😂

thank you for saying care taker is your wife because i always thought she was a government mandated person to take care of you.

@d_9696

Жыл бұрын

One doesn't necessarily exclude the other

@kismet8010

Жыл бұрын

She's both

@mfaizsyahmi

Жыл бұрын

The word you're looking for is "handler" btw.

@frozenred3491

Жыл бұрын

Don't worry, William is still a ward of the state

@123deserted

Жыл бұрын

@@d_9696 she was sent to take care of him but they had to keep him calm by making her act like his wife, hope this helps😁

It’s ok William. We’re all your children at heart ❤️ (I ran over 2 people this morning)

@fellowcomrade7914

Жыл бұрын

Epic 😎

@heeheehayftw3905

Жыл бұрын

We all make mistakes! Just make sure you don't do it next time 😁 Love mum

@itswarhawk

Жыл бұрын

Based

@ToriKo_

Жыл бұрын

+

@at0micr0b0t

Жыл бұрын

Relatable

I know hindsight is 20/20 but even at the time, I was strongly suspicious that he was gonna have a kid. I just figured he wouldn't hide it for that long.

So she didn't want to have a baby, she was already pregnant 🤣🤣🤣

My son’s 3rd birthday, he screamed and cried at Chucky Cheese, kept taking off his clothes, and all he wanted to do was eat gum from under the tables. He also liked to climb the fridge and the coats in the coat closet back then. Raccoons aren’t far off.

@pommiebears

Жыл бұрын

My son would get naked any time he could, ever since he could walk…..he’s been exposing himself! He’s 25 years old now, and over Christmas dinner, his girlfriend told me that he comes home from work, puts the kettle on for a cup of tea, whilst that boils…..he gets naked and walks around with his twig and berries, without any shame. So, your boy will always want to be naked, even when he grows up, and is suppose to wear clothes! Lol.

@serena1951

Жыл бұрын

@@pommiebears I think maybe that's just a...your son...kinda thing..😭😭

@testerwulf3357

Жыл бұрын

@@pommiebears That’s a your son thing 🙃 I hated having clothes on as a kid, now I wear more than necessary..

@Zomana9

Жыл бұрын

@@pommiebears Huh.

This was actually more heartfelt than I was expecting it to be

@pineapple_screw8368

Жыл бұрын

i cried

@steven12426

Жыл бұрын

@@pineapple_screw8368 same bro

@asldfkjgl

Жыл бұрын

If you like this check out 'the rehearsal' by Nathan Fielder which this is probably 'inspired' from

@matthewb9981

Жыл бұрын

@@asldfkjgl totally gave me rehearsal vibes

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

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“All he wanted to do was hide under the table and eat cheezits off the ground!” Every parent felt that

I like how he thinks it would be weird/creepy to rent a kid but Nathan Fielder built an entire show around that concept.

@Lovin_NY93

Жыл бұрын

This is Nathan for you

@killemdeader1189

Жыл бұрын

And it was weird lol

@zoemorehead7515

Жыл бұрын

fr someone hook him up

@mooselove

Жыл бұрын

What show did he do where you could rent a kid? Not Nathan for you, I don’t recall kid rentals on there.

@pedrorocha6960

Жыл бұрын

@@mooselove it's called the rehearsal

As a father of 4 kids, The raccoon is actually pretty close.

@adityabhatt4186

Жыл бұрын

As kid myself, the racoon is pretty kid.

@lildarian

Жыл бұрын

As a raccoon, the father is pretty raccoon.

@jtodd0221

Жыл бұрын

I’ve got two kids and I was sitting here thinking “damn that’s actually a lot of what it’s like.” They don’t appreciate anything, they’re messy, they don’t eat when or what you want them to. But those little moments of joy make it all worth while.

@guycha0s380

Жыл бұрын

Kids are annoying

“And I’m not going to rent a kid because....” Hahahaha. I cracked up so much through this. Where have you been all my life.

You’re telling me you made a BABY this whole time??!!?

this ended up being a surprisingly sweet video and then he turned his cat into a living nft

@Hexagonian

Жыл бұрын

This is the kind of non-sense I subscribed for. I can't say I'm not satisfied.

@clausroquefort9545

Жыл бұрын

nah it's the redemption arc for established titles that we never got

@sarawayne4310

Жыл бұрын

I'm not saying I don't like the idea, I support big willy in his non fungible cat business and anything cat warehouse does is valid (especially what happened during the company picnic)

@WilliamHollinger2019

Жыл бұрын

He was acting like established titles

@juniper3955

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was going to be an actual NFT but the receipt is actually physical.

I was never a maternal girl, but I realized how miserable I’d be if I had a kid when I had to raise a baby duck. I couldn’t exist for a moment at peace, the little guy was extremely needy and would get himself into a lot of messes. Plus, he pooped all the time, lol. Sure, it was fun, but I was also miserable. He truly was like a baby/toddler. It made me realize how awful I’d feel if I had to care for a tiny human all the time for years to come, sure they grow up, become independent and eventually move out, but you sacrifice so much of yourself for years and I just can’t. Nope.

This this very similar to having a toddler. You basically spend all of your time preventing them from unaliving themselves

as a parent of a 3 year old this is extremely accurate, the only eating the toothpaste, not eating all of the food, climbing on places he’s not supposed to, the hissing at you, waking you up, playing with a gun 🙄 yea almost everything. But y’all did great 😂😂

@whitepouch0904

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like my cats 😂

@GirthquakeTheGoat

Жыл бұрын

playing with a gun?

@Judgeangels

Жыл бұрын

@@GirthquakeTheGoat that's the most concerning part of this sentence

@Ingrid922

Жыл бұрын

@@GirthquakeTheGoat Did you watch the video?

@BigDavoNorriwong

Жыл бұрын

@@GirthquakeTheGoat Americans

The fact that he doesn't know what he's doing means he's just like all the other parents in the world

@arbiter-

Жыл бұрын

for real. I feel like as children we just assume our parents have it figured out and know what they're doing but the reality is everyone is just making it up as they go

@ac.creations

Жыл бұрын

@@arbiter- I have enough trouble keeping myself alive let alone a hairless raccoon

@YounesLayachi

Жыл бұрын

Which is a big problem

@menelik6635

Жыл бұрын

Right so let's normalize at least reading a fucking book before having a child.

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

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i mean, i feel like it kinda is what having a kid is like? they surprise you and don’t meet whatever expectations you had, but you still love and accept them and do stuff for them:’)

Hiding under the table and eating cheez its and destroyed house sounds like every one of my 32 yrs of birthday parties

I just love that opossum's expression, perfectly encapsulating an apex predator coming up to you, chattering, and walking away.

@thebiggestcheems

Жыл бұрын

in general something 20 times your size is terrifying.

@MuktiLuv

Жыл бұрын

the 15 band-aids on his hands after is priceless...

@freewaybaby

Жыл бұрын

O’possum…LOLOLOL

@zacharytaylor190

Жыл бұрын

@@freewaybaby that's how its spelled, like ot or not.

@freewaybaby

Жыл бұрын

@@zacharytaylor190 Spelling has nothing to do with it. I don’t know what video you were watching; I was watching one about a raccoon, not an o’possum.

Raccoons and Children are more alike than we'll ever know

@Spookynessi

Жыл бұрын

@Don't read profile photo ok I won’t

@DecipleofGru

Жыл бұрын

very true lol

@chefsrule4443

Жыл бұрын

Bro just ratio’d William

@Drakith90

Жыл бұрын

I had a pet raccoon as a kid and lemme tell ya.. that fucker was way more suicidal than I ever was. Sadly he was also more successful. Bastard got behind the washing machine and well.. 10 amps is enough to stop an adult human heart.

@organicleaf

Жыл бұрын

@@chefsrule4443 people unitonicly use "ratio'd"??

this aged well

Wow. Ok this video makes sense now hahaha

“don’t worry, i gave my CAT a gun” i’m actually crying with laughter.

@grace4535

Жыл бұрын

like the solution isn’t “oh let’s apply to become foster parents” it’s “let’s rent a goddamn *raccoon* “

@Judgeangels

Жыл бұрын

@@grace4535 foster parenting is way harder because 1. You gotta go through this whole process vs if you just rent a raccoon they check your place out check you out and then give you the racoon 2. Foster parenting could also come with having a child with an unknown background god knows what they're used to vs a racoon could probably care less so yeah I would rather rent a racoon then foster a child

@tumblingartist

Жыл бұрын

2:48

@JujFuj

Жыл бұрын

And so began the feline uprising, all according to their grand plan!!!

" I gave my cat a gun" had me laughing but "the seller didn't give any way to attach it" had me dying

And then caretaker actually got pregnant :P Congrats Osman family :DD

Toaster on a plate in the tub is CRAAZY

I have 3 children. This is exactly what it’s like to have kids. Including them crawling into places they can’t get out of.

@GrandDawggy

Жыл бұрын

I'll never forget the fear it caused me when all of a sudden my brothers little one started screaming bloody murder cuz she climbed into a gap behind a sofa and couldn't climb out like she was fine but her child brain must of told her "this is the end"

@meh6513

Жыл бұрын

@@GrandDawggy was she fine tho? What if she was stuck while you weren't there to help she would be too weak to move the sofa and free herself... Children like adults can only do one thing at a time it's just adult have enough experience to quicker switch from squirming to screaming to despair and then back to squirming or keeping still and thinking of what to do as your brain slowly gets filled with blood slowly killing you... 🤓👆 I hate when people say "child was fine" no they weren't at least in their mind... parents are like mysterious guiding angel or god, it's hard to be confidently aware of their intentions... children are selfish and will usually become more independent from always thinking about themselves and no one else kids are selfish and will continue to be so unless taught otherwise...if a child think they are done for it's not because they chose not to think of a solution. it's more like there are no thoughts left or at least no other different solutions in mind...all those thoughts are blocked from both ignorance on how get themselves out of hairy situations by themselves or want to ask for help but not know if they will be heard if they can't literally see their parents or have any of their five senses aware of the parents or someone's existence... Unless you are girl taught to scream when in danger you will find some boys literally hesitate to do it unless aware of someone will be available to call for help rather than blindly screaming for help as many girls are taught

@GrandDawggy

Жыл бұрын

@@meh6513 dude you are like strangely projecting. The child could have walked around the sofa there was enough room she just panicked for a second. It's crazy to me that you made up your own narrative.

@meh6513

Жыл бұрын

@@GrandDawggy i assumed if she simply walked in and forgot that she can just backwards fine she was probably just confused...my assumption that OP says climb is that the child stood on the sofa and then climb on the backseat and then fell head first into the area behind the sofa aand couldn't get pull herself herself out but maybe not

gotta love how chill Dax is about the fact that Will has a freaking raccoon roaming around in the background, He's just like " well I don't mind, it's interesting". What a pure human

@clowwwwwwwn

Жыл бұрын

...he's just a weird dude, what is so pure about him probably being autistic?

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

Жыл бұрын

That's the best possible reaction.

The frustration you felt about the day not going as planned is likely accurate. Take it from me, a former child and parental disappointment. Parents will often have expectations of what their kid is going to be like, what they are going to be like as parents, what their bond will be like, what the kids interests and talents will be, and so on and so on. But here's the thing, all those expectations are about yourself, you as a parent. Not the kid. A child has no concept if any of that, so how could they have any input? You expected the racoon to be a certain way, to like things you thought were great, to do things you'd want it to do. But it's it's own being. Follow the raccoons lead instead of trying to put it back on the path you picked only for it to scurry away over and over.

Hello, future baby.

This seems like one of the healthier ways to handle the existential angst of being a parent.

@YounesLayachi

Жыл бұрын

William gets a random thought and sees it through and instead of going "that would be crazy" and moving on with his day xD

@chevvvv

Жыл бұрын

you're right, kenya

@stickmouse5002

Жыл бұрын

Just do not feed your raccoon Nutella . It's like giving a child raw bean paste. Both are poisonous to them, but the Nutella is tastier.

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

Жыл бұрын

William Osman's solution somehow being healthy. That's a first.

It's all coming together

Little did he know 6 months later

@Yewtewba

10 ай бұрын

He said they found out the same morning

“He’s eating the breakfast I prepared for him. I feel like I have succeeded as a parent.” Yep, that’s about how it goes. At the end of a hard day I sometimes ask myself, “Did they get seriously injured? Did they get sufficiently fed?” If no and yes, then today was successful.

You went from trying to simulate real parenthood to selling your child to 2000 random people. I love this journey.

@insederec

Жыл бұрын

a clap at the unnamable scottish landownership custom :^)

@YounesLayachi

Жыл бұрын

@@insederec oooh I hadn't connected the dots xD

The raccoon teaches the most important lesson about children, just cause you buy it or think they’ll like it doesn’t mean they will. And hide your garbage

This, is hilarious. Good sir, I have laughed way too many times and I think I laughed out my intestines. Thank you for the laughs and the subsequent void in my intestinal cavity.

the part where you watched back old home videos of yourself was really wholesome. you'd make a great father william

@gcj8925

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I came to watch dumb videos. I didn't expect to FEEL.

@matthew-ph6xo

Жыл бұрын

I liked that part too. Maybe it was unintentional, but it showed how in a way, he was Oliver once, and that Oliver *is* basically a child, proving himself wrong, since in the home video young William acted in a similar way to Oliver throughout the video, being uncooperative and climbing on things when his family was trying to celebrate his birthday.

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

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@glowrm

Жыл бұрын

@@u-lilhissy Easy target for what man? We're not robots, feeling is healthy n normal.

Your wife has endless patience for your shenanigans and frankly if that isn’t goals I don’t know what is

@pardn

Жыл бұрын

She's a kindergarten teacher or something so really it's probably about the same at home. Also, Michael Reeves used to room with them.

@pvic6959

Жыл бұрын

@@pardn but the poor woman doesnt get a break :( LOL

@angusmatheson8906

Жыл бұрын

Fuck I miss my wife :(

@AlonzoJamie

Жыл бұрын

@@angusmatheson8906 I too miss this guy’s wife. Oh woops this isn’t reddit

I love this Genre of videos that chaotic all the way through but has a good message somewhere in there

Man, all of your content since you took your break has been phenomenal. I can see some new life that I feel like you had lost over that darker period.

being a parent is 100% "don't piss the racoon off" incarnate.

hiding under a table and eating cheezits off the ground is something a toddler would 100% do, this test was very accurate.

I stumbled upon this video and dude I’m in love with ur style

The most accurate part of this videos is that much like the raccoon…if your kids are being quiet for more than ten minutes they’re probably doing something they shouldn’t.

Why did I get emotional over you realizing you were literally just Gobbler the whole time as a child, and this was in fact the best way to prepare for a toddler.

@Galaxy-456

Жыл бұрын

I KNOW RIGHT 😭

As someone who had a raccoon as a pet. This hit the nail on the head, cause raccoons, like kids, require a lot of patience, a healthy amount of tolerance, and ALOT of willpower. Cause our raccoon behaved a lot like that, but had her chill moments. We had to keep so many things away from her, lock so many doors with childproof locks, and keep an eye on our food constantly. But we still loved every moment with her, and up untill her death. RIP trixie

@guineapig0983

Жыл бұрын

Im sorry for your loss. Trixie is happier now

@thenetherbaddie9760

Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, she sounds like she was an amazing girl. RIP