I Gave My Goldfish $50,000 to Trade Stocks

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I am not a qualified licensed investment advisor. Nothing in this video constitutes professional and/or financial advice. This video is for entertainment purposes only. Do not do what I did in this video.
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  • @mhammer3186
    @mhammer31862 жыл бұрын

    I love how the investors went from smiles to looks of horror when the realized that he was talking about an actual fish.

  • @96Assassine

    @96Assassine

    2 жыл бұрын

    11/10 Best pitch ever

  • @mhammer3186

    @mhammer3186

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@96Assassine I’m honestly surprised no one busted out laughing when he comes out that it’s based off a fish.

  • @supernovamimosa

    @supernovamimosa

    2 жыл бұрын

    so funny they were in disbelief

  • @Gurmudgin

    @Gurmudgin

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@mhammer3186 considering the OTHER things that have bought stocks (a dartboard, cats, other house pets, etc) it actually fits in? And yes, all of those went positive because it turns out hucking darts at stocks is actually more often than not a better play than actually trying to analyze it all.

  • @thomasw4422

    @thomasw4422

    2 жыл бұрын

    They'd never accept that the movement of a fish gambles on stocks better than they do

  • @IsaacAllwood
    @IsaacAllwood11 күн бұрын

    3:10 "He brought Altria over Boeing" guys I think the fish fucking KNEW

  • @fxwizard6421

    @fxwizard6421

    5 күн бұрын

    The fish foretold the future

  • @RobVil

    @RobVil

    8 сағат бұрын

    fuck i was coming here to say this because i remembered fredrick didnt choose boeing lmao

  • @colddekstar
    @colddekstar6 күн бұрын

    Rest in Peace Fredrick By following your investment instructions I only lost $30k, my house, and my firstborn son

  • @kingofluck2912

    @kingofluck2912

    8 сағат бұрын

    Bro bought stock from Rumplestiltskin

  • @lucienperrier1260
    @lucienperrier12606 күн бұрын

    Rest in Peace, Fredrick. You will be missed.

  • @goateeguy11221122
    @goateeguy112211222 жыл бұрын

    Massively over-tipping the pet shop employee with the money the goldfish made is the most chaotic good thing I've ever seen

  • @TheRealestKushSmoker420

    @TheRealestKushSmoker420

    2 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/gZ6d25WKga7JesY.html

  • @lydiab4719

    @lydiab4719

    2 жыл бұрын

    ya

  • @internalizedhappyness9774

    @internalizedhappyness9774

    Жыл бұрын

    Humanity is a wonderful thing!

  • @callmiichris8149

    @callmiichris8149

    Жыл бұрын

    @@internalizedhappyness9774 it was but part of the fish joke.

  • @internalizedhappyness9774

    @internalizedhappyness9774

    Жыл бұрын

    @@callmiichris8149 I wonder if he ask for the money back?

  • @CarlosVillanueva-nv5xx
    @CarlosVillanueva-nv5xx2 жыл бұрын

    The fact that a fish raised by a public threat gives better financial advice than a whole community speaks volumes

  • @spritepine5345

    @spritepine5345

    2 жыл бұрын

    "raised by a public threat" i cant breathe holy shit

  • @Maribro4

    @Maribro4

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well to be fair wallstreetbets is practically a giant stupid shitpost sub. And I love it for that

  • @quickfingers7062

    @quickfingers7062

    2 жыл бұрын

    “Public threat” as Michael reeves omg I’m *wheezing* right now

  • @winkoc1ty

    @winkoc1ty

    Жыл бұрын

    it’s true, he is a public threat he stepped on my fish, screamed in my face, then stole my boyfriend he stood on my spine as well and screamed “WHY WONT IT BREAK”

  • @randomlittleidot

    @randomlittleidot

    Жыл бұрын

    the fish even made a 1000$ profit..

  • @boat02
    @boat027 күн бұрын

    RIP Frederick. May Frederick continue to dispense excellent financial across the Rainbow Bridge, especially with my dog.

  • @NarrowEdgeTrading
    @NarrowEdgeTrading Жыл бұрын

    What's actually funny is that it's a well-known fact that wall street analysts are no better at guessing good stocks than a completely random (fish) guessing scheme. In fact, most mutual fund managers underperform compared to the S&P 500

  • @juniper3955
    @juniper39552 жыл бұрын

    The fact that the fish actually made money is incredible to me.

  • @charleshardesty1828

    @charleshardesty1828

    2 жыл бұрын

    Right! I thought it was going to be who lost the least

  • @sexygarfield80

    @sexygarfield80

    2 жыл бұрын

    🤥

  • @Brix098

    @Brix098

    2 жыл бұрын

    Making money on the stock market isn't too hard, the fish made a thousand bucks just by investing in fractional stocks.

  • @Trialnerror

    @Trialnerror

    2 жыл бұрын

    This was done years ago with a monkey picking stocks. The monkey outperformed the top asset management companies in the world.

  • @cdubsb3831

    @cdubsb3831

    2 жыл бұрын

    Its really not that hard. Random decision making is going to generally net some cash.

  • @ins0mn1a81
    @ins0mn1a812 жыл бұрын

    Imagine being the sponsor talking to Michael like “so, how are you gonna use our money?” And he just goes “oh I’m gonna give it to my goldfish so he can invest in Wall Street with it”

  • @IceMan2019

    @IceMan2019

    2 жыл бұрын

    That sounds like a plan anyone would invest in. Who wouldn't try send more money?

  • @bewuf8937

    @bewuf8937

    2 жыл бұрын

    I play with knifes 🔪:))))

  • @Confron7a7ion7

    @Confron7a7ion7

    2 жыл бұрын

    And somehow make money...

  • @Denielle-V

    @Denielle-V

    2 жыл бұрын

    "It's been six months since i quit youtube" **laughs in 2022**

  • @Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass

    @Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's a very Michael interaction, they should've seen it coming

  • @babycomeonn
    @babycomeonn Жыл бұрын

    Thank you so much for taking such good care of Fredrick. A lot of people go into owning a goldfish very misinformed. This sets a really good example for people looking to get in to the hobby. Goldfish do not belong in a bowl!

  • @RollerBaller

    @RollerBaller

    2 ай бұрын

    Apparently they belong on the stock market

  • @TacticalNandu
    @TacticalNandu12 күн бұрын

    Fredrick knew about the Boeing fiasco before anyone else

  • @Ididathing
    @Ididathing2 жыл бұрын

    I hope you made a lot of stock bros very angry with this video

  • @Nijinja

    @Nijinja

    2 жыл бұрын

    yooo did a thing

  • @goobermcboogerballs1420

    @goobermcboogerballs1420

    2 жыл бұрын

    You know Fred got this shit down packed.

  • @ItsJustDoctor

    @ItsJustDoctor

    2 жыл бұрын

    Upload more boy boy videos or I riot

  • @reysthenics

    @reysthenics

    2 жыл бұрын

    I hope he did

  • @omut4981

    @omut4981

    2 жыл бұрын

    Your turn to get a Crow to hit the pokies

  • @wblade01
    @wblade012 жыл бұрын

    Personally I want to say I enjoyed how natural Michael seemed when pitching the business idea and the people are still believing that fish and wsb are just actually terms for the programs he is pitching. The people's slow realization that he is talking about an actual fish and him having the balls to pitch it is out of this world LMFAO.

  • @vincenttai2474

    @vincenttai2474

    2 жыл бұрын

    He essentially said a fish could do stocks better than them

  • @dogchaser520

    @dogchaser520

    2 жыл бұрын

    The sad thing is that they didn't recognize how great this could be. It pitches a real financially valid idea: that picking stocks randomly and staying as diverse as possible actually works. Only way to improve the algo would probably be to make sure that it doesn't buy too many repeat stocks.

  • @MaxLennon

    @MaxLennon

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@dogchaser520 It "works" in the sense that you're owning mainly the market risk in your portfolio by not having any particular preference for a certain type of stock. So if the market does well, so do you. Portfolio managers with skill can outperform that type of strategy by choosing what types of risks they want to own (large vs. small companies, ones that have been trending down vs. upward, growth vs. value companies, etc.)

  • @dogchaser520

    @dogchaser520

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@MaxLennon Definitely. But is it possible that random buying can outperform when you include portfolio manager's fees? This could be a very interesting way to invest. No fish required.

  • @artofgamingwarfare3658

    @artofgamingwarfare3658

    2 жыл бұрын

    The trick is he just doesn't give a f*ck.

  • @j-rus5345
    @j-rus5345 Жыл бұрын

    The inclusion of Ludwig in this was very welcome and he did a great job creating very entertaining chaos with Michael

  • @kachau24
    @kachau245 күн бұрын

    RIP Fredrick. Legend

  • @chrisj4288
    @chrisj42882 жыл бұрын

    "because I'm a programmer, and that's what we do." As a programmer, truer words have never been said.

  • @jazzy4830

    @jazzy4830

    2 жыл бұрын

    It always annoyed me having to write codes that took far longer than personally manipulating data, it only saves time when the data sets get huge and calculations get very complicated, otherwise it can be the equivalent to building a robot in the morning to butter your toast for breakfast.

  • @rockmanshadow5454

    @rockmanshadow5454

    2 жыл бұрын

    Amen

  • @numberyellow

    @numberyellow

    2 жыл бұрын

    My dad's a programmer... this shit is so true, it hurts, lol

  • @hh-jy8ff

    @hh-jy8ff

    2 жыл бұрын

    As a former programmer boasting a grade 12 cs competency I can agree with that

  • @shadoboi8963

    @shadoboi8963

    2 жыл бұрын

    Dani uploads 4 month per vid so i think its true

  • @NoahSchollaert
    @NoahSchollaert2 жыл бұрын

    Also incredibly funny that Michael literally just beat Internet Historian by like a day making that joke at the end 10x more funny

  • @DrChliin

    @DrChliin

    2 жыл бұрын

    beat him by just 8 hours!! He must have known somehow.. 😂

  • @callmesid5190

    @callmesid5190

    2 жыл бұрын

    I literally made the comment on his page a minute ago

  • @nayber2352

    @nayber2352

    2 жыл бұрын

    holy shit a michael reeves video and internet historian video in the same day, I'm cumming

  • @user-jc6yo1vn1r

    @user-jc6yo1vn1r

    2 жыл бұрын

    You sir Just informed me that internet historian made a video, you have my gratitude

  • @Tennosoul

    @Tennosoul

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not really one day cuz Micheal didn’t post videos for 11 month while internet historian 1 year

  • @jaxx7955
    @jaxx79555 күн бұрын

    R.I.P to a real one, Fredrick you where the best goddamn stock trader the world has ever seen

  • @Xynic48
    @Xynic48 Жыл бұрын

    The investors part became 10x funnier knowing it was actually real and not scripted according to michael in otv podcast 😂

  • @NinF37

    @NinF37

    Ай бұрын

    Where can I find that podcast? Like what episode?

  • @ProfLakitax
    @ProfLakitax2 жыл бұрын

    I think it's insane that Michael had an 8 hour lead on the Internet Historian.

  • @xisg0ne854

    @xisg0ne854

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah lol

  • @jonasortiz1870

    @jonasortiz1870

    2 жыл бұрын

    glad someone else was feeling the same way

  • @killerb3609

    @killerb3609

    2 жыл бұрын

    Just about to comment this haha

  • @tbiebrich

    @tbiebrich

    2 жыл бұрын

    @THIS will Liar

  • @fatihdemirbilek54

    @fatihdemirbilek54

    2 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/head/PLf0mH9BzXrbtGV_tKwn1ZscLdgir2d5Th

  • @strangejmaster
    @strangejmaster2 жыл бұрын

    You think he just wakes up and is like, "I bet my fish could trade stocks". If anyone's wondering, this is exactly what Michael does

  • @Red-Apple4

    @Red-Apple4

    2 жыл бұрын

    A bot stole your comment

  • @strangejmaster

    @strangejmaster

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Red-Apple4 nuuu

  • @allisonmenace

    @allisonmenace

    2 жыл бұрын

    The better question is what is fredricks next big break? I’m calling it to be something taser related

  • @WooperChannelYT

    @WooperChannelYT

    2 жыл бұрын

    155k in 30 minutes (marker)

  • @randyschannel253

    @randyschannel253

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @whitewolfsounds2273
    @whitewolfsounds22736 күн бұрын

    Rest in peace Frederick😭💔

  • @reeeec
    @reeeec6 күн бұрын

    We will miss you, the greatest stock trader of all time 😢. RIP Fredrick 💔

  • @VEE3RDEYE
    @VEE3RDEYE2 жыл бұрын

    The fact you remembered your script when pitching your business idea is actually brilliant

  • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

    @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

    2 жыл бұрын

    Of course, Michael is a very serious business presentationer.

  • @crimsonkarma13

    @crimsonkarma13

    2 жыл бұрын

    the fact he remembered he had a youtube channel is brilliant

  • @GusVirdi

    @GusVirdi

    2 жыл бұрын

    Its a miracle!!! He thanked Jesus!!!

  • @maxgoldstein6309

    @maxgoldstein6309

    2 жыл бұрын

    Facts

  • @otakupower1048

    @otakupower1048

    2 жыл бұрын

    When you’re passionate about something you don’t need a script

  • @SleepyGuard
    @SleepyGuard2 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe you went and pitched this to an actual group of investors. Their faces as they slowly realized what you were talking about were priceless. I fucking love this channel. Never change.

  • @digitalpetor

    @digitalpetor

    2 жыл бұрын

    They are not investors. They are startup people trying to get some venture capital

  • @johnkimuelbello3453

    @johnkimuelbello3453

    2 жыл бұрын

    you can see the exact moment when they start thinking "is he talking about actual fish?"

  • @MaxC_1

    @MaxC_1

    2 жыл бұрын

    less like actual group of investors More like a bunch of rich kids with a bunch of startup kids mixed in

  • @distinguishedallureproduct879

    @distinguishedallureproduct879

    2 жыл бұрын

    This is why I couldn't be rich, cause I would be all in just by the insane idea and pitch that just popped up on me 😂

  • @Vodoriga

    @Vodoriga

    2 жыл бұрын

    I cannot believe that nobody even smirked let alone put up a smile at the idea. People are so stuck up it seems.

  • @bobstyr675
    @bobstyr6756 күн бұрын

    RIP Fedrick! You were a great fish and trader and will never be forgotten!

  • @lionehh
    @lionehh6 күн бұрын

    R.I.P Fredrick.

  • @PhantxmMachi
    @PhantxmMachi2 жыл бұрын

    And here we see Michael emerging from the realms of video games to make his yearly video

  • @thebiglink

    @thebiglink

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sounds about right

  • @oamioxmocliox8082

    @oamioxmocliox8082

    2 жыл бұрын

    ;)

  • @Djsjdndnfrkkee

    @Djsjdndnfrkkee

    2 жыл бұрын

    And then the cycle repeats

  • @IchibanXVI

    @IchibanXVI

    2 жыл бұрын

    Mark Rober flexing on this man.

  • @chickrenroasts5981

    @chickrenroasts5981

    2 жыл бұрын

    yeahh

  • @naqidoesps4860
    @naqidoesps48606 ай бұрын

    The fact that a FISH is outperforming the NASDAQ is such good, unintentional social commentary

  • @fadedblade
    @fadedblade5 күн бұрын

    RIP Frederick, he was a real one.

  • @liluziintrovert
    @liluziintrovert2 жыл бұрын

    Imagine you’re working at a pet shop, a short man comes into the store, hands you a thousand bucks and says Fredrick made it and walked out

  • @screeechbud

    @screeechbud

    2 жыл бұрын

    i'd remember who fredrick was probably. i'm a little disappointed this guy didn't remember him... but maybe he was new or having an off day. at least fredrick made it better.

  • @Endercurse

    @Endercurse

    2 жыл бұрын

    then his face is caught on camera for it and weeks later a friend of his shows him his own baffled face, shown to millions of people

  • @CircleToonsHD
    @CircleToonsHD2 жыл бұрын

    Next video: "An ant farm creates tunnel NFTS and sells them for millions"

  • @boromirhimself7528

    @boromirhimself7528

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @Cast-Carnival

    @Cast-Carnival

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @Salore.

    @Salore.

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @suprememasterleader3355

    @suprememasterleader3355

    2 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit i came here from one of your videos, what are the chances

  • @rylanbattig7370

    @rylanbattig7370

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @okamiboi
    @okamiboi6 күн бұрын

    RIP Fredrick, the best finance advisor in the world 😢

  • @ComfyOwO
    @ComfyOwO6 күн бұрын

    Rip Fredrick You Fucking Legend

  • @rehanalam1900
    @rehanalam19002 жыл бұрын

    Michael is such a sigma that he turned his fish into passive income

  • @jacksonregan206

    @jacksonregan206

    2 жыл бұрын

    @SnowyFilms seems like that’s a lie

  • @shadowpieee2322

    @shadowpieee2322

    2 жыл бұрын

    @SnowyFilms cool comment but like 600 seconds of just wheeze is unreasonable even saying poopie at 1am at the sleepover only gets ppl laughing for like 5 minutes (maybe im just not funny tho idrk) edit: i love the youtube comment section we just bully a small child until they dont respond anymore and then we pretend to be the good ones for "pointing out your bs"

  • @JayGangster1

    @JayGangster1

    2 жыл бұрын

    @SnowyFilms your face while writing this comment 😐

  • @loveblowsbad

    @loveblowsbad

    2 жыл бұрын

    @SnowyFilms x

  • @whalefall413

    @whalefall413

    2 жыл бұрын

    @SnowyFilms lol i bet everyone clapped too

  • @AltF4MyLife
    @AltF4MyLife2 жыл бұрын

    i love how it goes from saying its been “6 months” to “7 months” then finally “8 months” when in reality its been 11 months

  • @itzthespartan

    @itzthespartan

    2 жыл бұрын

    I guess it takes a long ass time to make these videos

  • @xroxannex3591

    @xroxannex3591

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@itzthespartan procrastinates for 6 months until he did something

  • @fatihdemirbilek54

    @fatihdemirbilek54

    2 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/head/PLf0mH9BzXrbtGV_tKwn1ZscLdgir2d5Th

  • @obsidian_oki

    @obsidian_oki

    2 жыл бұрын

    @THIS will no

  • @yourfriend4147

    @yourfriend4147

    2 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/jHikspmaoZaznNY.html

  • @texoport
    @texoport6 күн бұрын

    RIP Fredrick

  • @pokechumaster9849
    @pokechumaster98497 күн бұрын

    I watched this vid for the first time and learned later that Fredrick went to heaven.

  • @puzzLEGO
    @puzzLEGO2 жыл бұрын

    If a fish cost $10 and the single fish can make $1000 in 3 months, then in just a year you could make exactly $1 billion dollars by reinvesting profits back into more fishes

  • @davidsantiago7808

    @davidsantiago7808

    2 жыл бұрын

    but how do you know all the fish will be net positive? what if Fredrick is just a stock trading prodigy?

  • @Sseebbyy

    @Sseebbyy

    2 жыл бұрын

    Considering each fish needs their own capital to start it might turn out to be less fish than you'd expect, still a good start.

  • @emiliofermi9994

    @emiliofermi9994

    2 жыл бұрын

    미국에서 물고기가 십달러 정도인가? 비싼건가, 싼건가...

  • @jonathanneri9659

    @jonathanneri9659

    2 жыл бұрын

    this some roblox tycoon shit

  • @ethanlivingston2442

    @ethanlivingston2442

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@emiliofermi9994 I would say it's cheap but I also don't have fish

  • @OmniPieTV
    @OmniPieTV2 жыл бұрын

    Happy Michael upload day everyone! See y’all next year.

  • @HajudinStar

    @HajudinStar

    2 жыл бұрын

    Only an year? /j

  • @championyeti3401

    @championyeti3401

    2 жыл бұрын

    Exactly

  • @chickrenroasts5981

    @chickrenroasts5981

    2 жыл бұрын

    a year? lmaoo

  • @bewuf8937

    @bewuf8937

    2 жыл бұрын

    I play with knifes 🔪::)))))

  • @chickrenroasts5981

    @chickrenroasts5981

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@bewuf8937 damn glhf man

  • @seeonaga1524
    @seeonaga15247 күн бұрын

    I just heard the news. Rest in peace Frederick. You were an amazing stock Trader and an even better fish❤❤️😭🕊🕊

  • @StepWiseCube646
    @StepWiseCube6466 күн бұрын

    rip fredrick, the best stock trading fish in the world

  • @thejesuschrist
    @thejesuschrist2 жыл бұрын

    I'm so glad I died 2000 years ago before all this shit started.

  • @Old_Vagri

    @Old_Vagri

    2 жыл бұрын

    🙏🙏🙏

  • @mjbakermd414

    @mjbakermd414

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hey Catholic Jesus 🙏

  • @_BangDroid_

    @_BangDroid_

    2 жыл бұрын

    Did you forget you resurrected 3 days later or something?

  • @ethanmcmoody6087

    @ethanmcmoody6087

    2 жыл бұрын

    JESUS CHRIST

  • @insertoriginalnamehere4173

    @insertoriginalnamehere4173

    2 жыл бұрын

    no fucking way you're verified as jesus christ

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh2 жыл бұрын

    Give Fredrick a few years and I bet he could've made enough money for an aquarium the size of a mansion.

  • @shadoboi8963

    @shadoboi8963

    2 жыл бұрын

    Give a few centeries he might buy one of the seven seas.

  • @MistaSkele

    @MistaSkele

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@shadoboi8963 Nah bro. He'll own the whole god damn world.

  • @daffakianandra147

    @daffakianandra147

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@shadoboi8963 give him a Millenium an he will own all 7 of the seas

  • @shashankgm2533

    @shashankgm2533

    2 жыл бұрын

    But wouldn't he be dead

  • @lolt_5386

    @lolt_5386

    2 жыл бұрын

    yeah but he wont post for those years that hes waiting again

  • @boccbocc7135
    @boccbocc71353 күн бұрын

    Rest in peace Fredrick

  • @garrettgoss2691
    @garrettgoss2691 Жыл бұрын

    Goes from using unpaid fish labor to giving him that penthouse suite at the end. All hail Fredrick

  • @Jachael123
    @Jachael1232 жыл бұрын

    That 11 month wait was definitely worth it

  • @darienwest4748

    @darienwest4748

    2 жыл бұрын

    11 years*

  • @kirisimps5862

    @kirisimps5862

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@darienwest4748 ?

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    2 жыл бұрын

    ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @SlyTreeRat

    @SlyTreeRat

    2 жыл бұрын

    It really wasn't.

  • @aug3842

    @aug3842

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@SlyTreeRat 🆗

  • @pabloarduino2687
    @pabloarduino26872 жыл бұрын

    The faces of those guys realizing randomness is more effective that "market analysis" is priceless. Fredrick is the most efficient RNG out there...

  • @justas423

    @justas423

    2 жыл бұрын

    controlled randomness seems to be the most effective business strategy in general.

  • @jackmcfadden-finlayson372

    @jackmcfadden-finlayson372

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@justas423 works for genetics and evolution after all.

  • @mmaaxxkk5177

    @mmaaxxkk5177

    2 жыл бұрын

    more like, e-fish-ent hehe heh haha heeaa... ill see myself out...

  • @cervod2529

    @cervod2529

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jackmcfadden-finlayson372 and machine learning too in most cases, maybe Mother Nature still has some knowledge for us afterall

  • @NaughtyBlastoise

    @NaughtyBlastoise

    2 жыл бұрын

    What I want to know is who chose Fredrick's options 🤔

  • @justanotherbystander7688
    @justanotherbystander76886 күн бұрын

    RIP Fredrick.

  • @bengig3169
    @bengig31694 күн бұрын

    Rest In Peace Fredrick 😢 🫡 You were a real one.

  • @OmicronGaming
    @OmicronGaming2 жыл бұрын

    He somehow manages to be hilarious, smart, and scary all at the same time

  • @Spuirt

    @Spuirt

    2 жыл бұрын

    its michael what do you expect

  • @calebrichardson6571

    @calebrichardson6571

    2 жыл бұрын

    Fish

  • @OmicronGaming

    @OmicronGaming

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Spuirt it’s like a skill on its own holy fk

  • @petaflop.

    @petaflop.

    2 жыл бұрын

    a true man of honor

  • @pisulolol

    @pisulolol

    2 жыл бұрын

    hes basically the doctor doofenshmirtz of youtube

  • @SmusaGames
    @SmusaGames2 жыл бұрын

    So if Michael made $1007.57 with a one gold fish... I could make MILLIONS OF $ WITH JUST A THOUSAND GOLDFISHES

  • @duck1sgood

    @duck1sgood

    2 жыл бұрын

    the math works out. Cant argue with that

  • @AAAAAA-qs1bv

    @AAAAAA-qs1bv

    2 жыл бұрын

    No, Fredrick is just special.

  • @softchocolatemousse4708

    @softchocolatemousse4708

    2 жыл бұрын

    Gotta teach Kiffoun how to make big bucks in stocks for you :D

  • @kenkio15

    @kenkio15

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well it's not really the amount of fishes but the money you invest, unless you have the same amount to trade with thousands of fishes it not a good idea... Actually it's not even a good idea a all, for that matter just put more money in that one fish account

  • @kio_games

    @kio_games

    2 жыл бұрын

    Urob to, potrebujeme niekoho ako Michael Reeves, na CZSK yt

  • @jayy_editz699
    @jayy_editz699Күн бұрын

    The fact that GOLD FISH MEMORY is a thing is just a punch in the gut makes this a whole lot more cold af😂🥶🥶

  • @KarmaCadet
    @KarmaCadet Жыл бұрын

    this is pretty legendary. huge props for holding an actual Q&A for stock traders... priceless AF

  • @HawksNestYT
    @HawksNestYT2 жыл бұрын

    Ludwig unexpectedly popping out of nowhere was very unexpected

  • @owlseyes_

    @owlseyes_

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bro Hawksnest watches both Ludwig and Michael Reeves? You're goated

  • @supfag709

    @supfag709

    2 жыл бұрын

    Reekoil

  • @4scot623

    @4scot623

    2 жыл бұрын

    His presence almost ruined the video for me

  • @Maon22

    @Maon22

    2 жыл бұрын

    Mann just pops out anywhere rather than his own channel

  • @purmpmcflurtin473

    @purmpmcflurtin473

    2 жыл бұрын

    *Sets briefcase on table* I'm Mr. Mssr.Purmp from the American US Department of Redundancy Department. We got a flag that recently you've been engaging in some unnecessary repetition in your comment. Just a few very similar questions about that.

  • @guidomista9565
    @guidomista95652 жыл бұрын

    The fact that a fish had better stock picks than wallstreetbets is hilarious

  • @alecnguyen838

    @alecnguyen838

    2 жыл бұрын

    That’s literally the whole point of wallstreet bets though to gamble and laugh at the bad calls

  • @ret7502

    @ret7502

    2 жыл бұрын

    Dude, the fish fucking outperformed the market, by A LOT, he did better than like 90% of people who do this professionally

  • @tompson3

    @tompson3

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think the deal with WSB is that it's very important WHEN they buy and SELL. Definitely not a steady investment portfolio, but can make a big profit on a lucky gamble.

  • @nightstar6179

    @nightstar6179

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@tompson3 ya, a good example of that is those large spikes.

  • @Commenter495

    @Commenter495

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@IRHasDiabetes911 No a algorithm choose it for him

  • @abwfl
    @abwfl Жыл бұрын

    if Michael made this open source the entire stock market would collapse

  • @hellow4164
    @hellow416414 күн бұрын

    Altria over Boeing looking like the play of century rn by Fredrick

  • @MixeetGaming
    @MixeetGaming2 жыл бұрын

    The fact that real humans who constantly watch stocks were beat by a goldfish who knows literally nothin bout what's goin on is fucking hilarious

  • @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606

    @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606

    2 жыл бұрын

    If you throw money at everything eventually you’ll make some money in the markets, knowing when to sell is the struggle

  • @MrTweetumss00

    @MrTweetumss00

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 Tell that to wsb

  • @cooldude6651

    @cooldude6651

    2 жыл бұрын

    Generally, even "professional" economic analysts and advisors (I:E people who advise what stocks to buy and sell) don't perform any better than random guessing. The economy is pretty much just luck, and stock people are like, glorified wine tasters.

  • @joshbuenaventura3297

    @joshbuenaventura3297

    2 жыл бұрын

    Remember, We all know for a reason that there's a wallstreet better watched this video and told one of his colleagues "hey, this fish outbought you on stock"

  • @majmak9604

    @majmak9604

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think animals are now regularly outperforming major brokers. There's been at least one other case with a cat who picks with cat toys placed on newspaper and I think there's one with a... hamster maybe? It actually holds up a study from Sweden in which chimpanzee's narrowly outperformed college (maybe even graduate) students when it came to knowledge of world events.

  • @withercat1801
    @withercat18012 жыл бұрын

    I don’t see anyone mentioning it, but Michael describing the fish “algorithm” as “it tracks analyst movements” was such a good joke

  • @NiliMoto

    @NiliMoto

    2 жыл бұрын

    I completely missed the genius in that line thanks for clearing it up. Honestly i wonder if he made it real thing for people to invest in and he was sued for it but used that exact line as a disclaimer and put the analysts name (frederik - species: fish) somewhere in the fineprint, would the suit against him make it? Probably yeah but i think it would be hilarious if people lost money to a fish, tried to get it back in court and failed because there weren’t any false promises made since movement was literally being tracked.

  • @ilikeanime1610

    @ilikeanime1610

    2 жыл бұрын

    how is there no reply on this comments but it has 625 likes lol

  • @matthewa3413

    @matthewa3413

    2 жыл бұрын

    I also liked how he called it a FinTech start-up

  • @Alfwin

    @Alfwin

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I'd been laughing through most of the video but that was the part that had me literally falling out of my chair

  • @chainer2322

    @chainer2322

    2 жыл бұрын

    That whole part felt like an Impractical Jokers bit

  • @lindajoebert9406
    @lindajoebert9406 Жыл бұрын

    I think it is more likely for BTC, ETH,

  • @edinsontah595

    @edinsontah595

    Жыл бұрын

    Paulson Dmitriev’s daily signal is top and one of the best out there when it comes to trading bitcoin.

  • @darrencriss4438

    @darrencriss4438

    Жыл бұрын

    I will always rate his strategy as the best , I made 2.3 btc with it last week.

  • @niko1even

    @niko1even

    Жыл бұрын

    these bot comments...

  • @adamsummerson3391

    @adamsummerson3391

    Жыл бұрын

    @@niko1even they’re all basically the same comment as well 🤣

  • @lindajoebert9406

    @lindajoebert9406

    Жыл бұрын

    @@niko1even I have made losses trying to trade by myself I will get in touch with Mr Paulson

  • @Boop__Doop
    @Boop__Doop8 ай бұрын

    Who would win: Thousands of people dedicating their lives to trading. Or A literal goldfish.

  • @Spirity14
    @Spirity14 Жыл бұрын

    I'm kinda jealous of the insane level of confidence michael has to hold a bullshit conference about his fish in front of complete strangers. I get stressed out by a presentation in front of people I've known for years

  • @flowerchild2496

    @flowerchild2496

    Жыл бұрын

    I think the key to it, is going through these for your own entertainment. He's fucking around with these people, it's hilarious I imagine watching their faces turn to horror when they realize it's a fish.

  • @atlas42185

    @atlas42185

    Жыл бұрын

    Lucky you, modern medicine has cheat codes. Get your psychiatrist to write you a propranolol subscription. You'll make a fool of yourself w/ a straight face.

  • @sued_

    @sued_

    Жыл бұрын

    @Crassus Not all youtubers have confidence, most of them yes. Michael is just a different kind of beast

  • @amazingcheese6715

    @amazingcheese6715

    Жыл бұрын

    ever watched brandon rodgers?

  • @wanderer2688

    @wanderer2688

    Жыл бұрын

    He didn't have anything to lose and the opinion of those strangers would not affect his life. You're probably doing presentations for your job or class, where you are judged on your performance and it does have consequences.

  • @Insorainity
    @Insorainity Жыл бұрын

    This has got to be the most complicated way for Michael to tell us he got a pet fish

  • @bloogunner3401

    @bloogunner3401

    Жыл бұрын

    True

  • @maxma1203

    @maxma1203

    Жыл бұрын

    hes a programmer so that explains why

  • @user-tl5sh8dg6e

    @user-tl5sh8dg6e

    Жыл бұрын

    @@maxma1203 I thought engineer ?

  • @loganb7499

    @loganb7499

    Жыл бұрын

    @@user-tl5sh8dg6e 6:20

  • @jaykupthereal

    @jaykupthereal

    Жыл бұрын

    @@user-tl5sh8dg6e technically both

  • @riverkoenig9673
    @riverkoenig9673 Жыл бұрын

    this was incredible. well done. i am extremely entertained by the fact that a goldfish chose stocks. this was so interesting!

  • @bladeegfs
    @bladeegfs5 ай бұрын

    Coming back to this is amazing 😭 Fredrick knew what he wanted and he got it

  • @menorak
    @menorak2 жыл бұрын

    You had one miscalculation here: Frederick needed the ability to also SELL stocks, not just buy them. That way, he could properly rake in the big bucks.

  • @francesfarmer3874

    @francesfarmer3874

    2 жыл бұрын

    A orange fish buys, and a green fish sells. That way fred also has a friend😄

  • @kalinaszek

    @kalinaszek

    2 жыл бұрын

    He has two axis of movement so one for selling one for buying. Or there could be some movement combinations

  • @DrKosmos

    @DrKosmos

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@kalinaszek second camera on the side, track his depth away from camera

  • @kalinaszek

    @kalinaszek

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@DrKosmos this way he could even use implified Web browser and get regarded after good behaviour

  • @eroseland

    @eroseland

    2 жыл бұрын

    Fredrick only consumes stock. Like great simile for modern capitalism.

  • @Mo-xm8ci
    @Mo-xm8ci2 жыл бұрын

    We all have an extremely toxic relationship with Michael where he leave us for months but we always take him back. Actual legend

  • @nicholas4368

    @nicholas4368

    2 жыл бұрын

    He fathered my child

  • @malte2505

    @malte2505

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@nicholas4368 same

  • @manidhingra5192

    @manidhingra5192

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@nicholas4368 same

  • @GigaTerashi

    @GigaTerashi

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@nicholas4368 same

  • @mohit25

    @mohit25

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@nicholas4368 same

  • @corbinlopez5108
    @corbinlopez51083 күн бұрын

    R.i.p fredrick

  • @LisetteThibodeaux
    @LisetteThibodeaux2 жыл бұрын

    Underappreciated pun: when Michael called his business a "small, fin tech startup" 9:21

  • @pilkuu3128

    @pilkuu3128

    2 жыл бұрын

    That and he describes fish as a system which "tracks analyst movements" which isn't exactly wrong.

  • @andrewleonardi3351

    @andrewleonardi3351

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nice

  • @Ubebread1

    @Ubebread1

    2 жыл бұрын

    We need the full presentation

  • @curtisbme

    @curtisbme

    2 жыл бұрын

    That whole thing was fucking brilliant. Easily could have been a real presentation by one of those douches.

  • @ValorGlory

    @ValorGlory

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not really a pun fin-tech mean financial technology, just shortened and seeing how reefly was suppose to be a stock app it would be a fin-tech company.

  • @LaysAvo16
    @LaysAvo162 жыл бұрын

    I feel so used by Michael. Months and months of him missing and he just comes back and I take him back like a fool

  • @dyllan9242

    @dyllan9242

    2 жыл бұрын

    Like a dad who bought milk

  • @Makujah_

    @Makujah_

    2 жыл бұрын

    Stop

  • @F_-og6fe

    @F_-og6fe

    2 жыл бұрын

    April fools bro!

  • @rene431

    @rene431

    2 жыл бұрын

    Michael is the ex of your girlfriend that she tells you not to worry about :0

  • @NightmareKeys

    @NightmareKeys

    2 жыл бұрын

    Dat cuz he a bomba, he a bomba For realz

  • @Hypercat420
    @Hypercat4207 күн бұрын

    Godspeed Fredrick.

  • @SendEdition
    @SendEdition Жыл бұрын

    Found you through your interview with Gram - great video that I didn’t realize I’d enjoy. Thanks!

  • @neonishere123
    @neonishere1232 жыл бұрын

    Its almost alarming how comically good fredrick is at picking stocks

  • @justsomeguy6545

    @justsomeguy6545

    2 жыл бұрын

    @THIS will go delete you account

  • @golden-sun

    @golden-sun

    2 жыл бұрын

    Better than me

  • @basicuser7331

    @basicuser7331

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol yeah. It's the same concept when FiFA decided to use an octopus to decide a world cup winner.

  • @annaphorra

    @annaphorra

    2 жыл бұрын

    @THIS will YOUR LIFE IS NOTHING

  • @kojarl4325

    @kojarl4325

    2 жыл бұрын

    @THIS will Jump off a plane

  • @PhoebusA
    @PhoebusA2 жыл бұрын

    If you would've told me that Michael Reeve's fish was smarter than an entire subreddit when it came to the stockmarket... I actually think I would have believed you.

  • @boromirhimself7528

    @boromirhimself7528

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @melisveziroglu3542

    @melisveziroglu3542

    2 жыл бұрын

    I mean its Michael's fish

  • @charleshardesty1828

    @charleshardesty1828

    2 жыл бұрын

    For some reason, same.

  • @pluto8404

    @pluto8404

    2 жыл бұрын

    just inverse the wsb algorithm and profit

  • @imthesnakeking

    @imthesnakeking

    2 жыл бұрын

    You could tell me a rock would make better picks than those morons on WSB, and I wouldn't think twice about it.

  • @Zkingboy17
    @Zkingboy17 Жыл бұрын

    Most interesting and unique content on social media. This guy is a legend

  • @xochdt
    @xochdt Жыл бұрын

    Now this is the type of high quality content I look for!

  • @CaseyBusiness
    @CaseyBusiness2 жыл бұрын

    I hope Fredrick lives a long and fulfilling life. May his stocks never tank.

  • @TonyOriolo

    @TonyOriolo

    2 жыл бұрын

    Underrated comment lol

  • @Tennishangman

    @Tennishangman

    2 жыл бұрын

    And may his tank always be well stocked.

  • @cocobeanthebean

    @cocobeanthebean

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bruh. That joke.

  • @bigboylardax

    @bigboylardax

    2 жыл бұрын

    good, good joke.

  • @liamhuerter4035

    @liamhuerter4035

    2 жыл бұрын

    W joke

  • @movecount
    @movecount2 жыл бұрын

    "Fish outperformed NASDAQ by 14%" Never thought I'd ever see such a sentence.

  • @Ari-ne2yb

    @Ari-ne2yb

    2 жыл бұрын

    The fish did better than most hedge funds.

  • @dan438
    @dan438 Жыл бұрын

    9:35 "The second one... fish... tracks analyst's movements" That's glorious :D

  • @katosenpai287
    @katosenpai287Ай бұрын

    Love that you took the time to research and pick all stocks for the fish to select from. Props.

  • @The_Mythical_Potato
    @The_Mythical_Potato2 жыл бұрын

    Note to Michael: The new food you bought for Fedrick will increase the hump on his head more but it doesn’t have at much nutrient that a general food does, you should both feed the old and new food because variety is key in keeping fish

  • @yourfriend4147

    @yourfriend4147

    2 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/jHikspmaoZaznNY.html

  • @Kimmie6772

    @Kimmie6772

    2 жыл бұрын

    Learnt this the hard way with my lizard. He didn't die or anything, he just refuses to eat if it's not the best meal we can provide for him. He can tell when we're slacking and he knows that he dictates our fate. Seriously though once we figured it out he is much healthier, has a better appetite, and is moving around a lot more.

  • @yadsewnde8699

    @yadsewnde8699

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Kimmie6772 that's lovely to hear. Wish him and you all nothing but good health moving forward

  • @sanes1140

    @sanes1140

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Kimmie6772 you have a depressed scaly tiny child

  • @emiliofermi9994

    @emiliofermi9994

    2 жыл бұрын

    굳이? 러시아가 우크라이나를 점령 못한건 그냥 러시아군이 능력이 없어서 그런거다. 미사일 제외하고 현재 러시아 전력 최대치까지 투입한거임. 시베리아, 극동 군대까지 전부 투입했는데도 지고 있구만. 그리고 러시아가 우크라이나를 봐줄 이유가 뭐가 있냐? 푸틴 입장에서도 최대한 빨리 제압하고 끝내고 싶지. 전쟁이 길어질수록 푸틴이 불리함.

  • @Ridlay_
    @Ridlay_2 жыл бұрын

    "And that's how I turned a 5 hour task into a 1 and a half month task. Because I'm a programmer. And that's what we do." As a programmer, too freaking true man. Too freaking true.

  • @emiliofermi9994

    @emiliofermi9994

    2 жыл бұрын

    너가 프로그래머라고? 좀 웃기네. 나는 엔지니어란다.

  • @lowrld9716

    @lowrld9716

    2 жыл бұрын

    I find you everywhere

  • @Ridlay_

    @Ridlay_

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@lowrld9716 :)

  • @tranthien3932

    @tranthien3932

    2 жыл бұрын

    That hits real hard to home

  • @KMBSoloProductions
    @KMBSoloProductions9 ай бұрын

    I’ve seen michael in YT shorts for a long time and never looked up his channel but MAN was this one of the most entertaining videos i have seen in a LONG time

  • @pjextra2430
    @pjextra2430 Жыл бұрын

    My favorite youtuber, so happy your back. KZread sucks without you.

  • @lachlanokeefe8020
    @lachlanokeefe80202 жыл бұрын

    The fact that the fish won so comprehensively shows that actually putting your money in meme stocks is an absolutely HORRIBLE idea.

  • @kennorcott7074

    @kennorcott7074

    2 жыл бұрын

    It beat NASDAQ too which is fucking hilarious

  • @eli0uz

    @eli0uz

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@kennorcott7074 Maybe not the S&P500 ? idk

  • @opal9583

    @opal9583

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@kennorcott7074 what's nasdaq?

  • @jaxorgate

    @jaxorgate

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@opal9583 its a giant collection of companies

  • @seanwaddell2659

    @seanwaddell2659

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@opal9583 NASDAQ is a market index, it just represents a bunch of high level companies and the health of the investing market as a whole

  • @dabonthehaters92
    @dabonthehaters922 жыл бұрын

    Michael: Uses python and a fish to make $1,000 Also Michael: Uses js, months of work, and some degenerates on reddit to lose $6,000

  • @daniellaurin9566

    @daniellaurin9566

    2 жыл бұрын

    Did he use Python? I thought he uses c#

  • @lunamarmol3203

    @lunamarmol3203

    2 жыл бұрын

    Got it, Python > JS

  • @mightydudegrafuroam8424

    @mightydudegrafuroam8424

    2 жыл бұрын

    Poor JS 🥲

  • @dabonthehaters92

    @dabonthehaters92

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@daniellaurin9566 for the fish one he used python but he also codes in c# other times

  • @dedmomloldeathmother1273

    @dedmomloldeathmother1273

    2 жыл бұрын

    420 likes :D

  • @Pugol
    @Pugol Жыл бұрын

    "and Michael why haven't you posted in 8 months?"

  • @farhanitrate56
    @farhanitrate566 күн бұрын

    RIP to Fredrick

  • @darkbodhi1416
    @darkbodhi14162 жыл бұрын

    When Micheal accidentally proves that trading stocks on the whims of a fish is a better option then listening to the thousands of people on wall street bets discussing stocks. Edit: I now mean MILLIONS of people on Wall Street bets

  • @CastleToastM

    @CastleToastM

    2 жыл бұрын

    WSB has like 10 million followers

  • @PeferG17

    @PeferG17

    2 жыл бұрын

    at least the fish is random... WSB is just generally bad advice lol

  • @rndmcreater

    @rndmcreater

    2 жыл бұрын

    Its like choosing between randomly drinking vials in a lab and drinking everything tagged as toxic.

  • @rainedans8684

    @rainedans8684

    2 жыл бұрын

    A whim of the society is inferior to the intellect of our scaled kings

  • @approximateCognition

    @approximateCognition

    2 жыл бұрын

    How isthat surprising?

  • @Shovel________________
    @Shovel________________2 жыл бұрын

    everyone's talking about the reactions of the investors but nobody mentions how the cashier at the pet shop just stares at micheal in utter disbelief when he just casually hands him over 1000 dollars

  • @kyanmatena3948

    @kyanmatena3948

    2 жыл бұрын

    with the reasoning “Its from fredrick”

  • @fatihdemirbilek54

    @fatihdemirbilek54

    2 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/head/PLf0mH9BzXrbtGV_tKwn1ZscLdgir2d5Th

  • @ChrisBrett2

    @ChrisBrett2

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hehe I'm your 1,000th like

  • @yourfriend4147

    @yourfriend4147

    2 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/jHikspmaoZaznNY.html

  • @toasterwaffles1928
    @toasterwaffles1928 Жыл бұрын

    All I want for Christmas is Michaels yearly upload.

  • @OlOlOIIO
    @OlOlOIIO11 ай бұрын

    This video was why I know this channel. But after like the 6th time of sharing it I barely realized I never subscribed and now I’m like “how??” Been watching all your videos since then. Bell notification is definitely clicked as well. Love your content.

  • @alekzandervenegas7409
    @alekzandervenegas74092 жыл бұрын

    I loved watching their reactions as they slowly realized "wait... is he talking about an actual fish..?" YOU ARE AWESOME MAN

  • @foopadr9076

    @foopadr9076

    2 жыл бұрын

    to be honest the fish option is a good choise

  • @miloelite

    @miloelite

    2 жыл бұрын

    *YOU’RE

  • @fatihdemirbilek54

    @fatihdemirbilek54

    2 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/head/PLf0mH9BzXrbtGV_tKwn1ZscLdgir2d5Th

  • @d3vos_the_god

    @d3vos_the_god

    2 жыл бұрын

    Actually, they looked confused as shit the moment Frederick showed up on screen

  • @alekzandervenegas7409

    @alekzandervenegas7409

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@d3vos_the_god I laughed hard af when he showed up, then in black print *Fredrick

  • @SpartanBrix
    @SpartanBrix Жыл бұрын

    The fact that he went to a company with his idea and embarrassed himself just to do a bit is fucking golden.

  • @crackeddecimal7688

    @crackeddecimal7688

    Жыл бұрын

    I’d be embarrassed if I goldfish could put perform me in the stock market lmao

  • @garethbaus5471

    @garethbaus5471

    Жыл бұрын

    @@crackeddecimal7688 That goldfish outperformed most investors, humans are usually really bad at picking stocks.

  • @jinclay4354

    @jinclay4354

    Жыл бұрын

    _Embarrassed himself?_ Everyone in that room (aside from Michael) should be embarrassed just for being there in the first place, and even more for being morally stomped by a goldfish. "Venture capital" is a joke.

  • @omahaaviation23

    @omahaaviation23

    Жыл бұрын

    I would be embarrassed if my goldfish buys better stocks.

  • @cancerino666

    @cancerino666

    Жыл бұрын

    it's not fucking golden. it's a fucking goldfish! xD

  • @VioletGOKU
    @VioletGOKU9 күн бұрын

    I just came across this channel in April 2024 and I sincerely envy all the people who have been enjoying this treasure all these years. The perfect crossover of creative, ridiculous, genius and borderline manic. Subbed! 🙌

  • @ianduhbean9150
    @ianduhbean9150 Жыл бұрын

    Michael I’m glad you cut this like an office episode, you making funny stuff bro😂

  • @avaisvshiny8462
    @avaisvshiny8462 Жыл бұрын

    I love watching people realize the stock market is so dumb that even a fish picking random stocks can make money

  • @lucky-lotusyt3012

    @lucky-lotusyt3012

    Жыл бұрын

    Well the fish is just a general genius.

  • @AdamMclardy

    @AdamMclardy

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s what the actual top investment guys actually say! Don’t pick stocks pick the whole market, it outperformed any single person over time every time

  • @Tahycoon

    @Tahycoon

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@AdamMclardy it returns 10% annually. A person can make that in a week with a good trading strategy (given that they don't pick stocks from memes). Otherwise, mutual funds wouldn't exist if outperforming the market was impossible.

  • @hastyscorpion

    @hastyscorpion

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Tahycoon What? "A person can make that much in a week with a good trading strategy" yeah so can the whole market. It doesn't matter what your average over a week it. It matters what your long term return is. The person making 10% in a week could just as easily lose that much and more the next week. "Just buy the market" is the strategy of Vanguard, one of the biggest investment companies in the U.S.

  • @planefan082

    @planefan082

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Tahycoon Mutual funds are regularly outperformed by randomizers

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