I got detention for not doing a project that was optional. *_What the actual fuck._*

@NotoLumen

7 жыл бұрын

SapphireTWC lol

@ShadyDoorags

7 жыл бұрын

Similar situation. My teacher gave a project that she said was optional and would give us extra credit. Only one Person did it. My teacher got angry at us and told us all it was now mandatory and not worth extra credit. I was freaking 9 years old and even I knew what the word "optional" meant, why didn't she?

@who-dh5xk

7 жыл бұрын

HoneyJayLovesYou your teacher is a shit head about to fucking have a rampage and you're lucky you were in detention or else you'd be with your friends when they went missing

@obsessivebirdgirl1701

7 жыл бұрын

same tho. ;-;

@fardstudio5771

7 жыл бұрын

The teacher always say it's optional, but ALWAYS changes her mind.... so I do it just in case she does

When teachers say "The bell doesnt dismiss you, I do"

@starshine7023

7 жыл бұрын

Ik right I mean if the bell doesnt dismiss you then why have a bell to begin with

@dpetro3214

7 жыл бұрын

+Josh at my school we don't have bells anymore

@starshine7023

7 жыл бұрын

+TheDP123 Lucky asf

@thelegendarychickenchaser3194

7 жыл бұрын

then it doesn't tell me when to arrive then

@ollieboy117

7 жыл бұрын

I hate that shit

It’s funny how the school’s logic of dealing with bully’s is being implemented with actual law in some places, it never matters if the bully is the one who starts it, as soon as you defend yourself or rightfully kick their ass you’re the bad guy. And now the same thing is happening outside of school. If someone breaks into your house and you rightfully defend yourself with either your hands, knife, or gun you become the bad guy.

If only people really talked like this at school it would be 10 times more entertaining

@gj8683

10 ай бұрын

Would love to see a Japanese class taught in a fiery Scottish brogue with no limits on swearing.

@bogusmogus9551

10 ай бұрын

I probably would have learnt something useful

@biggamer7001

9 ай бұрын

WelL thATs DiSrESPecTFulL

Things I learned at school: 1. I'm a piece of shit 2. Everybody else is a piece of shit 3. Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

@leirex_1

8 жыл бұрын

I hoped that at least the math I learned in school would be helpful in university. The only thing that I actually am able to use is the John von Neumann's machine cycle for processors but back then I was the one doing the presentation so I had to teach it to myself!

@woodman2855

8 жыл бұрын

Mitochondria just releases the energy from the cell

@williamtheodorou7466

8 жыл бұрын

Darkk Mane XD

@woodman2855

8 жыл бұрын

the fact that this isn't common knowledge learned in school really shows how bad the education system is.

@feelingthings3757

8 жыл бұрын

I learned how to learn stuff... derp

*Teacher give you 30 pages of work* Kid: what if we don't finish Teacher: well you should finish. It's not like I'm overloading you with work. Kid: yeah but we have 30 minutes Teacher: shut up jimmy, I could do it in 10. *Teacher sits down and plays solitaire on her phone*

@j0k3rofhearts65

7 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@ExperaMental

7 жыл бұрын

soo true

@bosnian5385

7 жыл бұрын

bro that acually happend to me

@itzzsliver6520

7 жыл бұрын

Bro The Put a Comment That Is So Long XD NAH JKJKJK Do Whatever U Want And Sometimes That is Ture

@rhyshj5456

7 жыл бұрын

A teacher said a similar thing to me and I said go on then do it and they finished 10 mins after everyone else

The scene with the queen has aged even better, the surprise on the teacher's face from a queen who is so unkillable and invincible that she came back to life just to judge him.

@hieman05

2 ай бұрын

True🤣🤣☠️☠️

@TheWolfeyBoi

Ай бұрын

yes

My school administrators had a method where they'd say they'd be watching a class during one period, but they'd come in during a different period. About three teachers got fired in my senior year because they were caught off guard and the admin caught some pretty abusive behavior.

@samuelllakaj5439

11 күн бұрын

This does put a smile on my face.

I don't how to pay bills, but don't worry I know what y=mx+b is.

@kyletupper1033

8 жыл бұрын

+Jaden Jones Here's a good idea. Ask your parents or guardian. You can't expect everything to be fed to you. Take some initiative.

@foofoolame9127

8 жыл бұрын

Kyle Tupper I was being sarcastic smartass

@foofoolame9127

8 жыл бұрын

Kyle Tupper and I should have mentioned I'm only 15

@kyletupper1033

8 жыл бұрын

Jaden Jones Age doesn't matter. You can still learn for later on. Also, how was I supposed to know you were being sarcastic? That's a really common, although shitty, complaint about school.

@foofoolame9127

8 жыл бұрын

Kyle Tupper I don't need to learn equations to get far in life. I don't need to know what happened 300 years ago( I guess to stop us from making the same mistakes ) I don't need to know what homeostasis does and what it doesn't, it's a waste of time. You probably don't agree, but I bet you there are a few who agree. And now I think of it o feel like an idiot cause you didn't know I was being sarcastic but now you know.

I do something Teacher: why did you do that Me: my friend told me Teacher: if he told you to jump off a cliff would you do it Me: if you told me to do my work should I do it

@r1ndiee

8 жыл бұрын

LOL

@patrickmpalanyi5070

8 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@cocoquake

8 жыл бұрын

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

@fbi8436

8 жыл бұрын

nice one hariss

@fbi8436

8 жыл бұрын

harry wtv**

In elementary school I got told off by teachers and my parents for weeks because I refused to use the school showers where kids would literally piss on you or mock my body features, but no I guess I was just being stubborn or something.

@hobojoe4910

3 ай бұрын

What kind of fucking school did you go to?

@Certifiedmusicnerd

3 ай бұрын

​@hobojoe4910 seriously, school showers? Sounds to me like a prison. Not even in high school, either. Elementary

@Jellybob69

2 ай бұрын

I didn’t even use the toilets at school, like ever (no idea how I pulled this off in retrospect). Fuuuuuck using the showers.

@Messup7654

Ай бұрын

Good lord what maximum security prison elementary school did you go to where ur using showers😂 what’s next your food is rationed and people are murdered over honeybuns😂😂😂

@Bangbanggooberblat69

Ай бұрын

@@Jellybob69 you probably didn't drink much for your bladder to basically say you need to piss. as for needing to take a shit, hyper unlikely event.

0:49 arpet is a type of floor covering made of fibers that are typically woven or tufted to create a soft, thick surface. It is often made from materials such as wool, nylon, or polypropylene, and is used in a variety of settings, including homes, offices, and public buildings. Carpet is usually installed over a padded backing to provide cushioning and insulation, and it is often used to reduce noise levels and increase warmth in a room. It is available in a wide range of colors, patterns, and textures, and can be used to complement or contrast with other elements in a room's design. Carpet requires regular maintenance, such as vacuuming and deep cleaning, to keep it looking clean and fresh.

@froggy2therescue0266

Жыл бұрын

You have accepted the challenge and demolished it. Lol

@add9audio355

Жыл бұрын

@@froggy2therescue0266 100% guarantee that is a ChatGPT answer and he didnt write any of that

@mirahckielmaxino8957

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it atleast it took you a while like 3 hours. But in fucking 10 minutes? Nah

@thyme_imonlyhumanafterall

Жыл бұрын

see at this point you have to use ai or use the most drawn out speech like tf

@Inky_doodledoo

Жыл бұрын

Mf do you mean carpet?

Nothing makes my blood boil more than “it doesn’t matter who started it”

@meraybg8371

3 жыл бұрын

That's the dumbest thing It's like Someone attacks me with a knife, I tackle him to the ground so he doesn't kill me and I get arrested

@happyhour4670

3 жыл бұрын

same

@basicallystevenuniverse511

3 жыл бұрын

I never got into a fight, but it’s annoying when some brat does something stupid and then the whole class, or at least a group of people get punished for it.

@Inurwalls02

3 жыл бұрын

@@meraybg8371 ikr

@dogeraid5937

3 жыл бұрын

@@basicallystevenuniverse511 I went through that in grade 8, 3 times. Some of my classmates were extremely noisy. So our adviser forced all of us to raise our hands for a long period of time. There was even a time where most of my classmates were talking while our teacher was discussing. It was pretty loud and extremely disrespectful. And we were supposed to be like a role model in our school lmao. Its like a couple of students who are talented so we have a different class schedule

School: - No leaving class to pee - No water bottles in class - Strict dress code, especially for women, even if the summer heat came early - If you're caught with a phone, you lose your phone College: - If you gotta pee, you can leave the room and go - Water bottles are encouraged so that you don't get dehydrated - Dress code is super casual - If it helps you study, most teachers won't care if you're listening to music on your phone In high school, I'd often get Cs, and sometimes even failed my classes. My current college, I've been getting Bs and As frequently. It's almost like being a strict fuck doesn't encourage students to try their best.

@lorddrayvon1426

3 жыл бұрын

What's funny is that science states that a more relaxed environment helps the brain function as it's not stressed from being so out of the normal. There are times a phone is inappropriate, like exams, but school isn't sitting exams. If a kid is using it when a teacher is talking sure, but now when they're just working. And remind me what one of the three main subjects taught in schools is?

@ihatealmosteverythingequal820

3 жыл бұрын

i didnt read the whole thing and liked it because is at 68 now is 69

@kuto608

3 жыл бұрын

I can confirm this, it's so true 😳👍🏻

@just1randomhooman667

3 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY!!!

@realripzey

3 жыл бұрын

My school isn’t like that at all it’s all normal

I feel like another thing that needs to be covered is the absurd amount of homework school gives you in your senior years. I asked a teacher why about the work overload and they said that the work they give you is literally impossible to get it done on a regular schequle, so they throw in homework - which can make sense on some aspects but then they start to throw more and more at you as you get closer towards graduation.

2:19 “and I got this fkn pot I made in art class” has me dead💀

@TheWolfeyBoi

Ай бұрын

that was funnier then it should've been lmao

I hate it when the teacher yell at you to do something and you try to explain why you can't right now and they say: DON'T ARGUE WITH ME

@GradeAUnderA

8 жыл бұрын

+snakatckthegamer They're stupid man. Them saying "don't argue with me" is basically their way of saying "Hey! I'm in a position of authority; stop saying smart, logical points against me." Or it could just be that you are arguing lol, who knows?

@musicalmadness762

8 жыл бұрын

+GradeAUnderA PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT WHEN YOU LIKE SOMETHING SOMEONE HATES OR YOU PLAY A GAME DIFFERENTLY THEN THEY DO AND THEY CUSS YOU OUT LIKE THE COMPETITIVE GAMERS HATING ON THE CASUAL GAMERS ETC PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THIS SITUATION WHETHER ITS MOVIES OR GAMES IF YOU LIKE SOMETHING THE MAJORITY CONSIDERS BAD PEOPLE HATE YOU FOR IT IT IS SO BLOODY ANNOYING

@nfaza80

8 жыл бұрын

+GradeAUnderA Well basically you won the argument

@angelvazquez3323

8 жыл бұрын

or you can just tell her to shut up cause you bought the school with your small loan of a million dollars!!!!!

@hannifhussain919

8 жыл бұрын

+GradeAUnderA When I was in P.E, I told my P.E Teacher that I don't wanna do rugby and she said 'Okay', and bam, I don't have to. Also my P.E Teacher is also a computing teacher for some reason. I never go to the toilets in school and never asked to go the toilet even if I was having a shit, and for some reason, I hold my piss in like 2 hours. But the dumbest thing in school is like, those who forgot to bring their P.E kit gets a 30 min detention.

Kid: Gets bullied Teacher: Kid: Wears hood in class Teacher: This is an Avengers level threat

@deliriousconflict

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@arig6050

4 жыл бұрын

Story time My friend and I were both wearing two hoodies so we flipped the second one so we had a hood for the back and a hood fir the front of our heads and we were wearing one of them but we dropped the lunch and the dean called us we thought it was the food but it was *the hoods*

@FloodlightGamingReal

4 жыл бұрын

In my school, there is a kid who INTENTIONALLY DISRUPTS CLASS AND DOODLES OVER OTHER PEOPLES WORK and he gets ZIP. and yet, the same teacher goes batshit if you put a paper on your head. paper. FREAKING PAPER!

@polllabaro3791

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@helpme9745

4 жыл бұрын

@@FloodlightGamingReal lmao

I was yelled at by a teacher on the beach during summer break because I was playing rough with my brothers. It was summer break, schools fucking over and she's screaming her fat head off about ho unrulely I am. When school started again she proceeded to hold an immense grudge on me because I didn't listen to her out of school. Its hilarious, they think they hold the power to change the universe because they scream at kids most of the year.

Carpet is something you step on to prevent messes Edit: Carpets By random internet dude Carpets are padded items used normally in a home and are made up of soft items, one very commonly used example would be animal fur, even more specifically, the wool taken from a sheep Firstly sheep are domesticated so it is already a common animal. Secondly as it is domesticated, the sheep will have already been used to shearing it's coat off. A sheep's wool after sheared, is then taken to a very specific machine to make the coat, into a woven form which we know as wool. The wool is then taken to a factory to be turned into another product such as sweaters, mittens, socks and carpets. Carpets are mostly mistaken for only decorations, this however is very wrong as it has several other uses as well In some places in the world it is very cold and the floor may be unpleasant to step on especially when waking up. Carpets that cover the whole house, though may be expensive will reduce thr effect by a significant amount. Another use of the carpet is that it is not as slippery than a traditional floor and since it is padded, it will also prevent/reduce the effect of a fall. This is caused by something called friction which is when two objects, this case being your foot and the carpet, rub against each other. Do it fast enough however, it will create heat. Friction is also important in something called traction , which is what causes some objects applying friction to each other, to stick/reduce movement Carpets are generally very good things and may be seen as a waste of money So with that i end my essay and thank your for taking your time in reading this. 20 likes for part 2

@conradharvard7228

Жыл бұрын

Very informative, eagerly awaiting the release for part 2.

@Straya1

Жыл бұрын

2 more to go

@oshkiv4684

Ай бұрын

Where's part two, bitch?

"the bell does not dismiss you, I do." *"bitch what the fuck is the bell for then?"*

@carcrazeyt5778

7 жыл бұрын

SHEPHERD OF FIRE Lol

@buttocksboy

7 жыл бұрын

at our school, it was "the bell is a message for me not you!"

@georgemartin813

7 жыл бұрын

SHEPHERD OF FIRE I know right it does not make any sense

@tomaselfakih400

7 жыл бұрын

birthdaybadboy same here!

@Tonvy_

7 жыл бұрын

Exactly I hate that shit

Me: *Reading book* Teacher: What are you reading? *in silent class* Me: A book :l Teacher: What kind of book? Me: A good book >:l Teacher: What's it about? Me: I'll tell you once I finish it >:( Teacher: How about you tell me now? Me: Because I'm trying to read >>:( Teacher: Are you arguing with me? Me: No, I'm reading. Teacher: ... Go to the office Every damn time.

@lethal_dragon1690

8 жыл бұрын

I'd say fuck off I'm reading up on what your not fucking teaching me bitch.

@elpato7478

8 жыл бұрын

+Vape_dragon16 k

@Neri4x4

8 жыл бұрын

worse when they tell you to get off the book AFTER you just started reading it.

@Jordan-_--gn4nn

8 жыл бұрын

I hate when the teachers tell us to read because it's important but then when you read something they don't agree with YOU GET INTROUBLE!?

@At0micMeltd0wn

8 жыл бұрын

I've never had them disagree with anything I've read lol. Guess I'm not reading like KKK scriptures or something in class though.

My third grade teacher had a policy of "if you're not dead or bleeding you can't leave the classroom" yeah well that line of logic lead to me pissing my pants in her class

@AndreiAndreevBfdi

Ай бұрын

How is dying in the same category as bleeding (My 3rd grade teacher was also a prick and my 4th grade teacher had that exact same policy)

Hey Grade I've only just discovered the joy that your videos bring but simply have to say a humongous thanks to you Pure joy is a gift and I really appreciate it. Keep up the great work Chantal 😃👍👌

Teacher: the bell does not dismiss you, I do if the bell does not dismiss me, it doesn't decide when I arrive case closed

@xAaliyahHoltVlogsx

8 жыл бұрын

Nice one!

@TrueChaoSclx

8 жыл бұрын

I *hated* this. I tended to be in classes with a lot of shitty students that would get the entire class held up, so we'd be late to our next class. And I'd always get in trouble for being late to that class because of some asshats misbehaving and the teacher thinking they're some kind of gatekeeper

@TheNaClBringer

8 жыл бұрын

+TrueChaoSclx YOU SHALL NOT GET TO CLAAASS

@slothxing

8 жыл бұрын

+Summer Boone I actually just ran out of class when a teacher said this once. Did not end well

@lildundermuffin6248

8 жыл бұрын

I will legit say that next time a teacher says that

Things I hate about schools: 1. School

@Dhwdiwhc

4 жыл бұрын

2. The amount of sleep!

@krewfamforlifeman2097

4 жыл бұрын

3. it doesn't teach us anything

@mechanicpluto2430

4 жыл бұрын

4. No regard for bullying, until the victim stands up for themselves.

@katieeeelewis5989

4 жыл бұрын

6. The useless classes

@Null12123

4 жыл бұрын

7. Fucking math

Another thing about the "you should have gone about break time" (or passing period as my school calls it) is the break is around 5 minutes and a majority of that time is spent getting to class and chances are the teacher isn't gonna excuse your tardy cause you have to go to the bathroom

Hearing people talking British is so funny💀

@lukaslilley9917

Ай бұрын

British isn’t a language

P.E. = Public Embarrassment

@CodeRedZero

6 жыл бұрын

P.E. : Pointless Exercise

@Twiggy163

6 жыл бұрын

wasnt for me. I'm in good shape. *lights cigerette* Well at least I was.... Those were the days.

@divisbleyuity8109

6 жыл бұрын

D.P.A= dumb physical activities

@bruhhrb7062

6 жыл бұрын

Science Maths History English PE = FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!

@yxkilluaxy6694

6 жыл бұрын

Yh for people who can't play sports

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Me: if school isn't a place to sleep, home isn't a place to work

@rustythekey1908

4 жыл бұрын

Smart

@alfr3do348

4 жыл бұрын

FACTS!

@melons8418

4 жыл бұрын

so true

@Rosales3269

4 жыл бұрын

Why did I start laughing at this comment? LOL 😂

@carriemcgregor4287

4 жыл бұрын

@@Rosales3269 😂😂

I'm so glad you mentioned particularly the one about how you can't control your urinary system and also how it's basically the urinary equivalent of constipation. These policies have excretory repercussions. Lol. Wonderful rant. Nice work. 👍

I like the guest in the classroom part cause that is so true. The teacher all of a sudden changes their attitude/personality. They are all smiling and being happy with their work, engaging and interacting with the students. If I was the guest, I would have wrote down, "Nice try, but you aint foolin' nobody pal!" I think the dumbest thing I found about school was the tornado drill. First the hall, it could turn into a wind tunnel. Second, the roof could collapse ontop of you. And third, those cinder blocks are heavy as bleep. Who would want that falling on their backs? Ouch! Well, hope it's quick and painless if a tornado does come through.

Scientists: kids and teens need 8 hours of sleep Schools: press X to doubt

@ericthemadscientist8357

4 жыл бұрын

School:3 take it or leave it

@kizzanimations3024

4 жыл бұрын

Serkan Çeltik even worst for me I normally go to sleep around 1:00 AM cuz of homework ._.

@ashley-182

4 жыл бұрын

Schools: Oh you’re serious? *Let me laugh even harder*

@mexicanburrito11

4 жыл бұрын

I have to wake up at 8:00 PM for school and I need like idk 7 hours of sleep and at night I do homework that's 5 minutes long taking away 5 minutes of sleep from seven minutes of sleep ( idk if this is true btw ) so I'm left with 2 Hours of sleep.

@804_grandstaff

4 жыл бұрын

My nigga I think it’s 11 hours

When you go to the nurse and you broke your leg and the nurse says "Here's an ice pack"

@noma_9224

7 жыл бұрын

ryryko10 and it's not even cold

@underscorekay

6 жыл бұрын

I hit my head on the bar of the swing somehow, and all I got was an icepack. Like seriously? If it was any worse, I could of cracked my skull!

@imcheatingthesystem1363

6 жыл бұрын

ryryko10 OMG I BROKE MY ARM AND THAT LEGIT HAPPENED TO ME THEN I TRIED TO PULL OUT MY CHAIR AND FELL ON THE FLOOR CRYING

@imaweeaboo8092

6 жыл бұрын

ryryko10 had a bad stomach ache once and all she did was give me was nothing...

@pmc614

6 жыл бұрын

ryryko10 *has bullet in scrotum. parasitic infestation in digestive system. peeing blood. has knife in eye. alien embryo in lungs.* Nurse: heres a cough drop sweaty.

My school got awarded for “the safeties school” in my country. While maybe a few years back a kid got their arm ripped of.

@HandIeDeezNuts

Жыл бұрын

bloody hell, surprised they didn't get sued into bankruptcy

@goofy_man_productions4552

4 ай бұрын

Did their arm get caught on an elevator door or something? My god…

Carpet is a textile floor covering typically consisting of an upper layer of pile attached to a backing. Pile can be made from various materials, such as wool, nylon, polyester, or polypropylene. It's often constructed by weaving, tufting, or knitting fibers together to create a dense surface. Carpet serves both functional and aesthetic purposes. Functionally, it provides insulation, sound absorption, and cushioning against impacts. It also helps to retain warmth in colder climates and can contribute to energy conservation. Aesthetically, carpeting enhances the visual appeal of a room, offering a wide range of colors, patterns, and textures to suit various decor styles and preferences. The installation process typically involves stretching the carpet over a pad and securing it to the floor with adhesive or tack strips. Maintenance includes regular vacuuming to remove dirt and debris, as well as occasional deep cleaning to refresh the appearance and extend the lifespan of the carpet. Carpeting is commonly found in residential and commercial settings, including homes, offices, hotels, and retail spaces. Its popularity stems from its versatility, comfort underfoot, and ability to transform the look and feel of a space. However, considerations such as durability, stain resistance, and environmental impact should also be weighed when selecting carpet for a particular application.

@widowswine7994

4 ай бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀

Fun story: At first grade, one of the students asked to go to the bathroom, the teacher said no. Well, the kid shat himself, stanking up the whole classroom. Class was dismissed, teacher was fired on his first year and the kid moved schools because he was getting laughed at.

@zockingtroller7788

4 жыл бұрын

Who were the Bastards that laughed at him? They should have applauded him for his bravery

@minidasherk2413

4 жыл бұрын

I thought this was a fun story

@Veetisgard

4 жыл бұрын

Oh boi, when i was in KinderGarten, a kid peed in the corner of the classroom

@p.phann_

4 жыл бұрын

Arify same man in kindergarten I was practising dance for this school assembly and the guy next to me said “uh, miss may I go to the bathroom” and the teacher replied with no and 5 minutes later he pissed on the floor and it was basically a flood in a 6 year olds body

@duecomicsans9145

4 жыл бұрын

that also remids one time a girl had to go to the toilet and the teacher said no and THE TEACHER PUT DUCT TAPE ON THE GIRLS MOUTH because she didn’t want to have to deal with the girl always asking to go to the toilet

Kid: *hears bell ring* Teacher; *WhO sAiD i ReLeAsEd YoU yEt?*

@coffe7190

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao, I live in Brazil and is the same hahahah

@alexdelgadiyo2549

5 жыл бұрын

Ñ

@ProfessionalGoober

5 жыл бұрын

The law

@maksimusblack

5 жыл бұрын

Muaj Her in Ukraine they say that the bell is ringing for the teacher :D

@nataliehernandez9691

5 жыл бұрын

tHe bEll d0sEn’t rElEasE y0u, i d0.

In my school if too many people were in the washroom during break they would kick them all out and would give the same"use the washroom at break" excuse like come on

I like word guidelines because it gives you a realistic expectation of how much detail to put into a paper, but if you’re really good at writing concisely you don’t necessarily have to worry about making the word count exactly, or if you do a bit of extra research you can go a bit over. Taking marks off for not hitting the word limit in a highschool English class is dumb as long as the paper is good, in university you’re expected to be concise anyway so I guess you kinda have to hit the limit if you do enough research.

When you see a teacher outside of school: *_"You Have No Power Here!"_*

@zomboss9242

4 жыл бұрын

I am Unicron we have no power

@mango7975

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@man-ol1hn

4 жыл бұрын

I’d be like: Ha loser *Runs*

@stepstep838

4 жыл бұрын

True

@ryanfanshaw5171

4 жыл бұрын

Would like the comment but at the time of commenting it's got 420 likes

Believe was grade 8, asked my english teacher if I could go to the washroom, she replied with the standard "idk, can you?" So I just replied, "yes I can" and walked out. Pretty satisfying

@roundbrick4890

3 жыл бұрын

**BIG OOF**

@0-Stars-MikiTune-

3 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, that sounds pretty great!

@djl_cyber_yt

3 жыл бұрын

“ I don’t know can you get a full time job? “

@cheems2739

3 жыл бұрын

Legend

@cheese7847

3 жыл бұрын

What a madlad! Lmfao that's great

Back at school I would only ask to go to the toilet if I really needed, most of the times the teachers would just let me do it, and if not I would usually be able to convince them pretty easily, but I never took no for an answer in this matter lol, if they refused to let me go I would just be totally chill, say "Ok", and then head to the toilet anyway because what the hell where they going to do about it? Only thing they could do was tell my parents, but they already knew this was a thing that I do since it happened a few times throughout the years and they failed to see where I was wrong

True, even as a British person myself it never gets old lol

Me: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Yes. Me: wait what?!

@aydin2353

5 жыл бұрын

matskj30 I’m a good kid so they just let me go

@juniorzmen748

5 жыл бұрын

@@aydin2353 same lmao End me already

@poooverzocker4991

5 жыл бұрын

I didnt know it get this far

@xdJordxn

5 жыл бұрын

⚫️

@mydickisunbelievablysmallb8132

5 жыл бұрын

.

Tbf if a teacher opened up the lesson with “Right ya little bastards, get out your textbooks and go to page 69” they’d be my favourite teacher

@shadywolf9724

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@testing_something

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadywolf9724 02 pfp, nice

@rivviegobrr714

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@diogoalves9284

3 жыл бұрын

Ok, whats tbf?

@tkl_sam0235

3 жыл бұрын

@@diogoalves9284 means “To be fair”

I come by here every once in a while because I actually do miss this channel. Doubly so because I discovered Grade when I was studying in the UK and he's from London. Time stamp: Oct' 2023

@purplek1rbl

4 ай бұрын

Well well well

This is the most entertaining thing I’ve seen in a while, laughed way to much at this

Me: “Can I take a piss?” Teacher: “I don’t know, can you?”

@funnyvalentine6670

5 жыл бұрын

Comedy Gold 10/10

@92jwiener

5 жыл бұрын

Me: **sigh** MaY i Go tO tHe bAtHRoOm??? Teacher: you should have gone during break time. Me: WHAT THE FUCK! Teacher: Right, to the office with you! Me: ...okay! I'll go right after I use the toilet! Thank you, sir!

@madilynangelle7893

5 жыл бұрын

*Goes and gets in trouble*

@ubadnowumad1677

5 жыл бұрын

Theres actually a few teachers in my school that make these jokes pretty often. Yes I do have a nice school, i know

@RandomizedHandle.

5 жыл бұрын

*pees on teacher*

Teacher: The bell doesn't dismiss you. I do The next Teacher: Why were you late to class?

@carsoncottrell4435

3 жыл бұрын

Kid: They kept us late other teacher: unexused absence tardy bastard

@technoultimategaming2999

3 жыл бұрын

@@carsoncottrell4435 The worst part would be if your classmates attended another class than you. Then it would seem as if only you were late for the next class instead of the whole class

@carsoncottrell4435

3 жыл бұрын

@@technoultimategaming2999 fr

@RaraZeCat

3 жыл бұрын

@@technoultimategaming2999 my highschool had groups that were fixed, so if the teacher held the class later everyone would be late, so the story can be backed up.

@luke4537

3 жыл бұрын

Responce to the first teacher: "Then the bell dosen't make me come in either"

My teachers always give the kids quizzes before they get to leave and then they blame us for being late for dismissal because we were "Talking too much"

whenever my teachers knew they had a person coming to review them, they would just straight up tell the class to act nice today, they didnt implement any lesson changes or they didn't change their teaching style, they just needed to have the kids not act horrible. They were all incredible teachers and I feel lucky to have them but I feel bad for them for having to deal with the kids at the school I went to.

Things I hate about school 1.Homework 2.teachers 3.exams 4.essays 5.peers 6.going to sleep early 7.waking up early

@lamijamehic1368

5 жыл бұрын

Diana Martínez So basicaly everything? 😂😂

@espurrmeowstic

5 жыл бұрын

Diana Martínez ugh imagine having to wake up at around 5-6 am just to take a hour long ride on a bus to get to school at 8.... that's what I have to live with (and I also sleep at around 12 because of having to do a crap ton of homework)

@naziamaha544

5 жыл бұрын

I basically hate going to school

@mas532

5 жыл бұрын

So basically everything but lunch?

@panda3166

5 жыл бұрын

Diana Martínez my least favorite thing about school is going there it’s practically a prison they lock u in u can escape if u want to the classes are like cells then they let u go at somepoint

Student: how do I pay ta- Teacher: *IF JHONNY HAS 362662 GRAPES AND THE TRAIN IS GOING AT 1mph WHAT IS THE FORCE OF GRAVITY IN THE BUS?*

@c_wooo1boxingandbjj653

4 жыл бұрын

BlingPop NO that comment made me do the link

@millayliharsila1609

4 жыл бұрын

Johnny has five grapes and mike 2 apples calculate the gravity of the sun

@fridaykittens2287

4 жыл бұрын

LemonsHD He panic bought them

@snoopycat5828

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂I love this it's so true

@vincentgalloway2006

4 жыл бұрын

@@blingpopno1329??

Im a brit and this guy swearing is basically most of the guys here, I love it

I have never laughed harder ever, thank you this really brighten up my day cuz this is just hilarious

Student: *is getting bullied* Teacher: eh, they're fine. Student: *uses phone in class* Teacher: DID I SAY YOU CAN USE THAT?!

@user-gl2hb6ys9y

4 жыл бұрын

You didnt say i couldnt

@eric_t123

4 жыл бұрын

Dont get me wrong. I think teachers and schools are stupid, but phones are actually a huge distraction

@charlenehaggard2480

4 жыл бұрын

Did you say I can't?

@crxmbl236

4 жыл бұрын

Teacher sees kid being bullied: Teacher sees kid with a hood up: *TO THE SHADOW REALM*

@nikku3184

4 жыл бұрын

600th like

kid: has a heart attack teacher: open to page 72! (edit: how did we get so many likes)

@imperialwatch1812

7 жыл бұрын

69*

@spawnofchaos9422

7 жыл бұрын

Jacob Brown Open page 911

@poopa854

7 жыл бұрын

"Can I go to the nurse" "I don't know can you "

@Jacob-hk2wk

7 жыл бұрын

Raido teacher: aw hail naw

@professionalmemeenthusiast2117

7 жыл бұрын

394*

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@user-hq3ly2cy7n

6 ай бұрын

Damn

0:24 hidden message at the top "I got fired from my job as a teacher. Ain't that some s***? Anyways next video will be about being a teacher"

@Mr.WestcottX

3 ай бұрын

Should be. By grade A

How do I pay bills? How do I support my family? My school: *teaches all the genders of a pinecone*

@louisratatoulielinson

4 жыл бұрын

Ahhaahha fucking stupid pinecones...

@quantum.code.x

4 жыл бұрын

I learned how to draw a letter H in 3D

@kiyoshi5430

4 жыл бұрын

Lel I don't know how to pay bills nor support my family.. How the hell do I go job hunting and how do I look for a job anyway I don't even know the requirements for a job like wth man

@joshuadingre4939

4 жыл бұрын

Init school is a dumbshit place sometimes when in my life will I need to know about V-shaped valleys(geography) it's all unnecessary bullshit

@boyacka1260

4 жыл бұрын

Can’t like it’s at 420

Me: May I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Why? Me: tO oPEn thE CHaMbeR oF sECrEts

@thefierycharmeleon164

5 жыл бұрын

That's amazing xD

@adolan

5 жыл бұрын

50 points to your house

@ebrutj

5 жыл бұрын

this is hilarious

@ashtonsexton8220

5 жыл бұрын

THIS

@sekk9436

5 жыл бұрын

50 points to your house! I’m Ravenclaw uwu

this guy makes me laugh atleast 1 time per video

I just walk out if they tell me I can't go to the bathroom💀

Teacher: "do this!" Student: *does it* Teacher: *fails them for not doing it 'the right way' without even explaining to them anything*

@WaterFlamingo

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed! It’s so stupid how teachers do that.

@lightscameras4166

4 жыл бұрын

Too relatable

@Hunter-lj4mg

4 жыл бұрын

@Dahlen Olson the reason school exists is to teach

@LilKardboard

4 жыл бұрын

@Dahlen Olson ah yes because it's not like we can't teach ourselves at home. If we were supposed to teach ourselves and were all self taught why do we have school in the first place?

@Monscuro

4 жыл бұрын

Underkucked Because school teaches you how to be an employee, but some people would rather not do that. Another thing is to just pass so your parents won’t be angry at you, abandon you, or get kicked out because of school. All of this is to go to college and get a job. It’s all about playing safe.

This is probably the best laugh I’ve had in a while

Had this female teacher who harrased me in about 7th-8th grade. Had the students pull out their phones and record while I stood at the front and got laughed at. When I tried to leave she tried to force me to stay. Became a big deal, even my parents came to complain but she's still there to this day, she even taught my sister's class a year ago. Should've gotten fired but as you said, schools are generally run by arses. There's plenty of these stories. It's serious.

Teacher: "School isn't the place for sleep." Me: "Then I guess Home isn't the place for work." Teacher: "Expelled from Hogwarts ye twat"

@youinanalternateuniverse6124

8 жыл бұрын

Remind me to tell this to future teachers when I return to Public School (If I return to Public School)

@paulthoresen8241

8 жыл бұрын

+Crack Head Expelliarmus

@alphis7431

8 жыл бұрын

+Crack Head Thanks for the sick comeback yah crackhead :)

@dropletsofraen

8 жыл бұрын

+Crack Head golden

@ZeynepUzunbay

8 жыл бұрын

XDDD

Me: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: Yes. *shits on floor*

@broddajanes6910

5 жыл бұрын

Just imagined that and laughed mah ass off

@mentoristicleaf6037

5 жыл бұрын

*gets in trouble*

@Reactiontime6000

5 жыл бұрын

Me: yes I can runs out of class and slams door*

@jbmst1450

5 жыл бұрын

Lets get schwifty

@GooseDuck_

5 жыл бұрын

XD

I was like in 4th grade once and me and my tablemates decided to dab together. I was the last one to dab, and apparently the teacher assistant saw me and deemed it as "distracting". I ended up getting sent to the time-out chair, while my tablemates just sat there with confusion.

I’m British too, and I find this hilarious

"Alright class we're going to do laps" "But teacher i have a broken ankle." "Do you have a slip for that?"

@kizzanimations3024

4 жыл бұрын

Starry god my teachers do this so much... and we still need our kit even tho we’re doing NOTHING AND if we don’t have a slip we get a de-merit or we get what others might call house points you lose one of those it’s like what the actual hell school and P.E class...I hate school so much

@tobeyorconsequences9544

4 жыл бұрын

@@kizzanimations3024 our school requires a docter's note to have a water bottle.

@kizzanimations3024

4 жыл бұрын

Drama Emily damm...my school might slowly become like that cuz over the years it gets more sh*t my sister who went there agrees cuz when ever I tell her a new rule made she says something around those lines the most recent rule was if you miss behave in the lunch hall then you won’t be able to buy food from there so long story shot starvation if you don’t behave

@jasonjuneau

4 жыл бұрын

I graduated high school 13 years ago, but sadly yes in P.E someone broke their foot (bone sticking out!) had to have a doctor's note!

@kizzanimations3024

4 жыл бұрын

Jason Juneau Jesus..

The worst thing about going to the toilet when something like this happens. Girl: Sir... Look. I really need to go. Teacher: No. You should have gone at break. Girl: I know that... but, you don't understand. I'm... Teacher: I don't care. You're not going. Girl: Listen! I'm on my period and I don't have a pad in! There is blood on my leg! I NEED to go! Teacher: Sit down. Break is only an hour away. Or, when two people are misbehaving and the whole class gets detention. I won't be going to prison if a friend of mine does something that I wasn't involved in. So why are you punishing us in groups?! Our teachers actually tell us to all get together and, get this: Pick on them until they stop or leave the school... I am sad I lack the talent to make this shit up.

@vylonx8045

8 жыл бұрын

+MegaMew2000 1 kid misbehaves "You're a team, so you get rewarded together(not really) and you get punished together"

@ltwoomy1823

8 жыл бұрын

+GHplayer886 We never get told that we're a team. They just say that we have to get rid of the people that misbehave, or they will drag our class down.

@mikeylp6832

8 жыл бұрын

That's bullshit I remember a kid said she was on her period after teacher said no instantly he said go

@ltwoomy1823

8 жыл бұрын

+michael pichardo Maybe that happened to your friend, but I'm just saying what happened to me once.

@mikeylp6832

8 жыл бұрын

MegaMew2000 piss yourself next time show him your dominance

The carpet in my house is like a beige, and we decided to move some furniture around one day. Keep in mind, this house was built in the 80s and my mom lived in it. Now imagine how shocked i was when we moved something thats been there for like 30 years and the carpet was PURPLE. IN THE LIVING ROOM. And a really ugly purple at that

Imagining GradeA working in a school is one of the last jobs I would have expected

Here is my 200 word carpet essay: Carpet is a soft material that is usually laid on floors to provide a soft surface for the feet, for play, or create a non-slip surface. Carpet is usually known to be in the bedrooms of a house, or in halls. And if your house has two stories, it is rarely on the bottom floor. But it may be used in den areas of the house The idea of carpet was first invented in 1791 when William Sprague started the first woven carpet mill in Philadelphia. Ever since carpet has been included in almost every home, providing comfort and fashion to homes all around the world. Carpet comes in many colors and textures, while most are white or brown, other colors can be green, blue, yellow, etc. And different textures such as fluffy, extra fluffy, hard, scratchy, etc. And some homes use carpet in weird ways. Such as, some homes have carpet in the bathrooms, which can cause mold growth is water sinks into the material. And other homes have nothing but carpet floors. So, in conclusion, carpet can be both good and bad. It comes in many shapes, colors, and forms. So, carpet is special, in its own way.

@mettapeachhead2076

5 жыл бұрын

A+

@sev9042

5 жыл бұрын

Goddamn, and I thought I didn't have a life!

@noodlejuice7254

5 жыл бұрын

Severe Pain, Its summer break, what else am I supposed to do XD

@liam.w2047

5 жыл бұрын

How long did that take you?

@noodlejuice7254

5 жыл бұрын

Liam. W, Like 10 minutes

A short story about my friend, Nick: Teacher: "Write 20 sentences on why you like to watch TV." Nick: "What if I don't like to watch TV..?" Teacher: "Then write 20 sentences on why you DON'T like to watch TV." Nick: "ヽ(´ー｀)ノ"

@joycescruggs3859

8 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Javetts

8 жыл бұрын

+Sketchy Rewind this exact thing happened to me, but they said a page, I turned in 4 pages.

@caffeinepizza

8 жыл бұрын

+TheKalluto that's when I just make stuff up. "my favorite TV show is the kardashians."

@eskreskao

8 жыл бұрын

+Sketchy Rewind Teachers couldn't care less why you like or dislike watching TV, or about any of your thoughts whatsoever. The assignment is supposed to help teach the students how to articulate their thoughts and how to form arguments.

@ReturnOfTheSauce

8 жыл бұрын

What if I, neutral on TV?

Carpet is a normally soft squared or rectangle placed fabric placed onto a floor for more comfort. Another for carpet is rug, even though not all carpets are rugs. Carpets are bigger than rugs, but the definition can be used interchangeably sometimes.

The bathroom one is even worse when you have a medical condition, such as a bad bladder or no colon. Or if you have your period and you need to change things.

Why do u need to do maths if there are calculators?

@Zooiest

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@johnbailey5835

5 жыл бұрын

Because then we can brag

@sebb7162

5 жыл бұрын

And phones

@wheeler7392

5 жыл бұрын

@@ace-4634 pull out your phone then lol

@hsudjiwidki2k

5 жыл бұрын

Why do you need to go to school when everything you need to know is in google?

“If school is not a place for sleeping then home is not a place for work.” ---Some guy I saw in the comment section

@imaretardbut2965

3 жыл бұрын

Carrie McGregor?

@autrimps

3 жыл бұрын

We can sleep in Long Breaks and when some lesson doesn’t happen so there is just so much free time.Just chill in some comfy sofas

@YJ-7

3 жыл бұрын

@@autrimps ur lucky

@tanishqvashistha935

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah read it before

@XeonGame

3 жыл бұрын

oh ok so you’re gonna quote a comment that somebody made, not give proper credit, and run away with some easy internet points

I love the lil transitions between points lmao

A carpet is a textile floor covering traditionally made from wool, though in modern times it is often composed of synthetic fibers such as nylon, polyester, or polypropylene. Carpets are typically woven or tufted and feature a backing material that holds the fibers together, providing durability and structure. The surface of a carpet, known as the pile, can vary in texture, length, and density, which influences its appearance and feel. Piles can be cut, looped, or a combination of both, resulting in a diverse range of styles from plush and shaggy to tightly looped and Berber. Carpets serve multiple functional and aesthetic purposes. Functionally, they offer insulation against cold floors, enhance acoustic properties by absorbing sound, and provide a softer, more comfortable surface underfoot compared to hard flooring options. Additionally, carpets can improve safety by reducing the risk of slips and falls, and they can trap dust and allergens, contributing to improved indoor air quality when properly maintained. Aesthetically, carpets are available in an extensive array of colors, patterns, and designs, allowing for versatile interior design options. They can be used to define spaces, add warmth and texture to a room, and complement or contrast with other furnishings and decor. Carpeting can be installed wall-to-wall, covering the entire floor area, or as area rugs that highlight specific sections of a room. The installation of carpets can vary, ranging from simple methods like laying down an area rug to more complex processes such as stretching wall-to-wall carpet over tack strips or using adhesive to secure the carpet in place. Maintenance of carpets includes regular vacuuming, spot cleaning, and occasional deep cleaning to extend their lifespan and maintain their appearance. Overall, carpets are a popular flooring choice in residential and commercial settings due to their comfort, versatility, and ability to enhance the aesthetic appeal of a space.

His voice makes it 10x better 😂😂😂

@benjaminneikes2491

5 жыл бұрын

What accent is that even?

@ldebater2538

5 жыл бұрын

Eggsie, I dont even know but its funny (not making a Joke out of his voice or anything)

@astromec6303

5 жыл бұрын

Eggsie somewhere in Great Britain

@yourwisegrandfatherjoseph4733

5 жыл бұрын

gibberish

@marcelloberry6829

5 жыл бұрын

Eggsie English

When a student asks to go to the bathroom, it's not a request... *_IT'S A WARNING..._* Edit| holy shit WAIT uhhh 900 likes?! Thanks!! :D Also, no, I did not reference to TheOdd1sOut. I don't even remember seeing a video of his saying that. Can ya'll please chill with the replies asking if it's a reference or not? I've given a response now. TwT

@Joker-vf6ox

5 жыл бұрын

hahaha that's a good one

@teeli.

5 жыл бұрын

Mali od Kužine :,) thank you

@JEGS-yg6pb

5 жыл бұрын

Odd1sout

@apotatoguylikesdogs6761

5 жыл бұрын

AzulExePastel Student: Can I use the bathroom Teacher:I don’t know can you? Student: Yes

@bueno_oneub

5 жыл бұрын

@DoritoAnimations 455 why always people just keep saying odd1sout on every comment sectioon please stfu

8:12 I remember if we didn't have our PE kit, we just got detention

I came five minutes late. Teacher talked for EIGHT minutes about how I was interrupting class by coming late. Just go on with the lesson, mate! I think I'll catch up on the rules of hand ball as we go. Students are just giving me quick glances. YOU'RE the main attraction trying to intimidate a confused child.

Me: How do I do anything productive? School: Worry not! School: Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell!

@astroguy5364

8 жыл бұрын

+Anna Skupin Me: How do I manage my money efficiently? School: Worry Not! School: X/1-4x(1s-7.5+4/7). Find X!

@borat5225

8 жыл бұрын

How to do something? Wow so hard to do. I need some one to teach me!

@borat5225

8 жыл бұрын

+That Insanely intelligent Feathered Velociraptor How to manage money? Oh its not like you can ask your parents or anything...

@astroguy5364

8 жыл бұрын

Johny Atom Glow It was a joke.

@elanadavis8491

8 жыл бұрын

+Johny Atom Glow Why should you have to ask your parents? School exists for a reason. If it's supposed to teach me things I'd like to be taught how to do everyday fucking things and not how many apples Johnny bought from the market.

I wish grade was my teacher

@thermon6945

7 жыл бұрын

Ethan Smith don't we all?

@hellozukohere6514

7 жыл бұрын

he can replace my asian maths teacher any time excuse the stereotype

@harleywilliams04

7 жыл бұрын

Ethan Smith ikr

@retard_penguin165

7 жыл бұрын

Ethan Smith same

@x-notrust-x3544

7 жыл бұрын

Ethan Smith best teacher ever

never had this issue with teacher not allowing anyone to go to the bathroom. a lot of our teachers just told us to get up and go ,like when i got to highschool i never asked to go i just went, not sure if this is just my school that did this or not.

@professional.commentator

10 ай бұрын

Was this in the United States or another country? Because here in NYC, where I grew up, you always had to ask to use the bathroom and also take a hallway pass with you so you don't get in trouble. And sometimes you even had to sign in and sign out the time on a notebook.

@cooldog69

10 ай бұрын

only ur school

Teacher: "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do." Quiet kid, reaching into his bag: *"I'll dismiss you from this plane of existence."*

I got EVERY answer right on a test but I got 95/100. I lost 5 marks for bad handwriting

@fizardwizard4350

7 жыл бұрын

Shadif Ullah I lost marks on a maths test because the graph I drew was too small. Still perfectly readable, but too small for my 70 year old maths teacher to give me marks for

@celeste1823

7 жыл бұрын

I lost 10% because I forgot to write my name

@SpaceWalkerReal

7 жыл бұрын

Carl Filion that makes sense though.

@FizzyFanta

7 жыл бұрын

Shadif Ullah sad

@deuspater7260

7 жыл бұрын

Shadif Ullah My english teacher gave me a 95 on an essay that she said was astonishing. She said giving me a 95 means I can only get better....

My girlfriend asked me how I view lesbian relationships... apparently 1080p wasn't the right answer.

@aidenfaurote

8 жыл бұрын

Kek

@aregnav

8 жыл бұрын

Lmao!

@argenys8

8 жыл бұрын

lmaooo

@GeyserGaming

8 жыл бұрын

ayyyy

@redavis6581

8 жыл бұрын

+GeyserGaming - lmao! I'm using that.

I love GradeAUnderA’s drawings where in his videos he just gives his characters gigantic downer/upper lips for some reason 😂

The fact that he worked as a teacher back then, is funny.

I hate it when your teacher asks "why do i hear talking!?" BECAUSE YOU HAVE EARS!!

@amaanrahman9768

7 жыл бұрын

DannyBoy you stole that meme -_-

@chubz6512

7 жыл бұрын

its a meme? honestly i didn't know XD

@adrianlaode6027

7 жыл бұрын

DannyBoy my teacher always says that but that's because my class are fucking idiots who wouldn't shut up even if the Nazis invaded!

@ambergardiner5968

7 жыл бұрын

Aubergine legit same

@xaviricardos3247

7 жыл бұрын

Aubergine lol we have that too but I'm one of the chatty ones and your probs a nerd but trust me, relax a little and everything is so much more m fun

One thing I find stupid about school is fire drills. Teacher- Stand up quietly, push in your chair, and line up. (Class lines up) Teacher- walk down the hall in a straight line or i'll write you up If there is a fire and we could possibly burn to death you expect everybody to walk in a straight line. No. It's gonna be chaos. Kids running,screaming, pushing, tripping people.I don't know about other schools, but this is how mine does it.

@jillianu6463

8 жыл бұрын

The best part of my school is its chaos anyway because the teachers themselves realize this so we all just kinda chat and use it as break time(which some of use never get anyway since we have an advanced class instead of lunch).

@genellycornelio5796

8 жыл бұрын

Omfg I hate it when they do this shit

@Soggytent

8 жыл бұрын

They say it's for if someone is trapped and they can't hear them, but it's completely bullshit because if you can get in a room how can you not then get back out of it?!

@bolt4685

8 жыл бұрын

My school gets everyone to line up and walk in a straight line back through the school to the courtyard and line up to be counted. Like if there really was a fire why are you sending us back into the potentially burning down school to a courtyard surrounded by grass?

@mikkit876

8 жыл бұрын

***** ummm, because my school told my sister "what were you wearing" when she told the school that one of her peers tried to sexual abuse her. We are totes privileged

rewatching this every once in a while is a bit entertaining to me ngl

A carpet is a type of flooring made from textile materials such as wool, nylon, or polyester. It is essentially a thick and soft covering that is laid on top of a floor surface to provide insulation, comfort, and aesthetic appeal. Carpets come in a wide variety of styles, colors, and textures, and they are a popular choice for residential, commercial, and industrial settings. One of the primary benefits of carpets is their ability to insulate a room and reduce noise levels. The thick fibers of a carpet trap air and prevent heat loss, making it an effective way to lower heating costs. Additionally, carpets absorb sound waves, making them an excellent option for spaces where noise reduction is important, such as offices, libraries, and bedrooms. Another advantage of carpets is their ability to enhance the appearance of a room. Carpets can be customized to fit any design scheme, from classic to contemporary, and their soft texture creates a warm and inviting atmosphere. Carpets can also be used to define different areas of a room, such as a seating area or a dining space. Overall, carpets are a versatile and practical flooring option that offers numerous benefits to homeowners and businesses alike. Whether you are looking for comfort, insulation, or aesthetic appeal, a carpet can provide the solution you need.

H=half O=of M=my E=energy W=wasted O=on R=random K=knowledge

@iputstickeronmycarrier4062

6 жыл бұрын

Dylan Tran true

@jellyg8836

6 жыл бұрын

Dylan Tran SHIT that true

@emiliabaran6830

6 жыл бұрын

Dylan Tran 👏

@sadmickey6505

6 жыл бұрын

WTF "Knowledge"

@waccyy

6 жыл бұрын

ey, this joke is stolen