Things bass players say in the studio

This is a parody of things that I've heard bassists say in the studio. It's meant to be exaggerated.

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  • @JamesRevan
    @JamesRevan9 жыл бұрын

    I think bass is a very underrated instrument. Almost no one notices it when the bassist plays right, but if he messes up, it can put the whole song down.

  • @4rchfi3nd_4ct1ve

    @4rchfi3nd_4ct1ve

    8 жыл бұрын

    +James Revan I agree in Heavy metal, bass has lower relevance than guitar or drums but other music styles the bass are much more influential.

  • @999alex9991

    @999alex9991

    8 жыл бұрын

    +James Revan dont go to glenn videos on youtube, bass player and him are cats and dogs, they hate each other

  • @lolyermad

    @lolyermad

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Renato Cara Idk what kind of heavy metal you're listening to but from my understanding, the heavier you go into metal, the more impact the bass has.

  • @nicolashauss4075

    @nicolashauss4075

    8 жыл бұрын

    +999alex9991 I think that glenn hates everyone in the studio hahaha

  • @Manoloutti

    @Manoloutti

    8 жыл бұрын

    +999alex9991 you didn't get it. glenn actually agree with this statment that's why he hates bass players in general: most of the one he sees in his studio mess up and put the whole song down. why would he hate bass players if their role wasn't important ? (im a bass player btw)

  • @tonisaltsaar2104
    @tonisaltsaar21047 жыл бұрын

    "These strings are at least 8 months old." "Why is there no vibrance in my sound?" I love that part

  • @cursedcliff7562

    @cursedcliff7562

    4 жыл бұрын

    My strings are super rusted and one of the pickups are broken, but y'know it makes it thicc, basy sludgy, warm, dark, gritty

  • @k.a.m_dh9959

    @k.a.m_dh9959

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@cursedcliff7562 rusted?? That doesn't sound very appealing...

  • @jery3385

    @jery3385

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@cursedcliff7562 do you by any chance have had your tetanus shot in the last 2 years or so?

  • @ML-uv4gg

    @ML-uv4gg

    3 жыл бұрын

    Gets me everytime

  • @cursedcliff7562

    @cursedcliff7562

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jery3385 what's a tettanus shot?

  • @TiredMango1
    @TiredMango17 жыл бұрын

    Best quote here: "Just make it sound fat! Thick. Crunchy! Sludgy. Clunky! Big! Huge! ENORMOUS!"

  • @perryborn2777

    @perryborn2777

    4 жыл бұрын

    I like my bass to sound *THICC*

  • @Ludwig07

    @Ludwig07

    4 жыл бұрын

    Make it sound B A S S

  • @virikan3518

    @virikan3518

    4 жыл бұрын

    make it sound E 🅱️ I C O

  • @jery3385

    @jery3385

    4 жыл бұрын

    Any bassist should learn how to use eq and the knobs on their bass to get a powerful sound.

  • @funkyfinn1

    @funkyfinn1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just make it [...] fat!

  • @wowno5763
    @wowno57635 жыл бұрын

    when they say "louder", theyre right though. bass gets drowned out in metal way too much these days.

  • @Nayball588

    @Nayball588

    4 жыл бұрын

    these days? it always has

  • @TheOnlyHollywood1

    @TheOnlyHollywood1

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Nayball588 Not with bands like Black Sabbath and Metallica(First 3 albums). The bass was as loud as the guitar

  • @RoachDoggJr2112

    @RoachDoggJr2112

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mastodon Tool Sleep High on Fire Uncle Acid Pretty Much every Stoner/Doom band. Just because you haven't looked for it doesn't mean it isn't there.

  • @metalregime9581

    @metalregime9581

    4 жыл бұрын

    Any modern thrash metal band.

  • @rob0nemusic369

    @rob0nemusic369

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Nayball588 Check out Iron Maiden

  • @javierfigueroa7004
    @javierfigueroa70047 жыл бұрын

    I check this video every couple months to check if my bass player says any of these quotes

  • @blood2730

    @blood2730

    7 жыл бұрын

    LMAO

  • @Dhakadice

    @Dhakadice

    7 жыл бұрын

    The funny thing is, I've played with people who are on par with Flea, or even Les Claypool and STILL say most of this stuff. "How'd that riff go again?", "Sorry, I always forget the break", "We have a gig in an hour?"

  • @shannonk.362

    @shannonk.362

    7 жыл бұрын

    Javier Figueroa You made me spit out my water 😂

  • @saucymcrib4047

    @saucymcrib4047

    7 жыл бұрын

    i like your profile pic

  • @Titan-gs6cf

    @Titan-gs6cf

    6 жыл бұрын

    So you check this vid more than they change their strings?

  • @musicman843
    @musicman8438 жыл бұрын

    "These strings are at least 8 months old" "why is there no vibrance in my tone"

  • @aMondayMorning

    @aMondayMorning

    7 жыл бұрын

    Do new strings actually make a difference is sound?

  • @aMondayMorning

    @aMondayMorning

    7 жыл бұрын

    +aMondayMorning in*

  • @musicman843

    @musicman843

    7 жыл бұрын

    +aMondayMorning yeah like the difference between roundwounds and flatwounds look up comparison videos. Old roundwounds sound a bit like flatwounds

  • @aMondayMorning

    @aMondayMorning

    7 жыл бұрын

    Music guy Phil I'm actually watching videos on it and I can actually hear a difference in tone. Old bass strings sound flat. That's honestly surprising to me. I don't even play bass. Or any instrument for that matter.

  • @DiscipleFiveActual

    @DiscipleFiveActual

    7 жыл бұрын

    Umm, yes it makes a difference. I only have guitars, and the only time I get to play a bass is when I play my friend's bass or I go to a music store. My friend hasn't changed his strings since I first played it (two years ago).

  • @itnuclear3047
    @itnuclear30475 жыл бұрын

    “You guys really need to stop making fun of me okay?” -John Deacon, 1979

  • @GNVS300

    @GNVS300

    4 жыл бұрын

    Or Johnny Christ from A7X

  • @GNVS300

    @GNVS300

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Flash Con 155 And shock and awe, they did!

  • @Korawitbeam12

    @Korawitbeam12

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mr. Deaky

  • @mrscientific4956

    @mrscientific4956

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wait, did he say that? Lmao

  • @agustinmatamoros7582

    @agustinmatamoros7582

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @88fanforlife
    @88fanforlife4 жыл бұрын

    “You guys are gonna turn me up in the mix right?” -Jason Newstead circa 1988

  • @vio-lence7267

    @vio-lence7267

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Maccarooni true

  • @BobbyBluntandthafunk

    @BobbyBluntandthafunk

    3 жыл бұрын

    savage!

  • @stevec6427

    @stevec6427

    3 жыл бұрын

    Newstead was a solid bassist but taking the place of Cliff Burton was never going to go well for anyone. Metallica would have been nothing without Cliff, he built their sound and taught them to write.

  • @Drawcandy
    @Drawcandy8 жыл бұрын

    "You're gonna turn me up when you mix it, right?"- Jason Newsted,1989

  • @gestapoboyz6375

    @gestapoboyz6375

    8 жыл бұрын

    lmao

  • @gazdikgabor8236

    @gazdikgabor8236

    8 жыл бұрын

    niiiicee..

  • @EgorKhaziakhmetov

    @EgorKhaziakhmetov

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Drawcandy ofc,Jason. -Lars Ulrich,1989

  • @pollorojas5130

    @pollorojas5130

    8 жыл бұрын

    xdddd

  • @alexbanks8429

    @alexbanks8429

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Drawcandy Oh snap

  • @megamountainman5230
    @megamountainman52308 жыл бұрын

    As a bass player, I can totally relate to wanting to keep turning up the bass.

  • @megamountainman5230

    @megamountainman5230

    8 жыл бұрын

    Now that I think about it, I can relate to all of these.

  • @basslightyeah

    @basslightyeah

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Mega MountainMan Me 2. And I wasn't even in a studio before. Pretty hard to find band members these days

  • @megamountainman5230

    @megamountainman5230

    8 жыл бұрын

    Bass Lightyeah I'm actually not really a bassist. I was just the less talented guitarist in the band filling in on bass until we can find someone.

  • @basslightyeah

    @basslightyeah

    8 жыл бұрын

    Mega MountainMan Well, I never tried guitar. Some people say Guitar is more difficult, and that bass is for the untalented people. But I think that it is way more important to be creative,than just try to oudstand from your band members.

  • @megamountainman5230

    @megamountainman5230

    8 жыл бұрын

    Bass Lightyeah I think that bass is easier too, but I still prefer guitar. Bass requires more finger strength.

  • @PazWasHere
    @PazWasHere4 жыл бұрын

    "I am the bus driver" -Paul McCartney, 1968

  • @EverAfterBreak2

    @EverAfterBreak2

    3 жыл бұрын

    is that a magical mistery tour reference?

  • @raspberrycrowns9494
    @raspberrycrowns94943 жыл бұрын

    "I was just kidding don't kick me out" - Roger Waters, 1985

  • @DannyBoi2112

    @DannyBoi2112

    3 жыл бұрын

    He would never be kicked out, Pink Floyd was definetely 'his' band, he was the boss until he left.

  • @raspberrycrowns9494

    @raspberrycrowns9494

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@DannyBoi2112 found Roger Waters' alt account

  • @HonestFarmerLigue1Fan

    @HonestFarmerLigue1Fan

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@DannyBoi2112 he was an amazing lyric writer but a vile human being. An absolute control freak

  • @dodgeballwhiz
    @dodgeballwhiz8 жыл бұрын

    "I am the bus driver." I need to start saying this

  • @chocolatebear4718

    @chocolatebear4718

    8 жыл бұрын

    BUSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @tangolime3355

    @tangolime3355

    8 жыл бұрын

    Drummer: Bus Bassist: Bus driver Vocalist: Passenger Guitarist: The baby that won't shut up

  • @thecakeman6608

    @thecakeman6608

    8 жыл бұрын

    +TangoLime Lol, I'm a guitarist and I just listen to what my bassist and drummer say.

  • @SP990

    @SP990

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Woaaw That is one of the best analogies I've come across in, like, ever.

  • @pompouskatfish5402

    @pompouskatfish5402

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Evan Aitken We GONNA SCHOOL YOU

  • @reptilesgamers00
    @reptilesgamers007 жыл бұрын

    Bass players are usually way more calm. Guitar players are like this

  • @farhanjazli2780

    @farhanjazli2780

    5 жыл бұрын

    Failed guitar players who decided to play bass cause it's "easier"

  • @john-fo5xv

    @john-fo5xv

    5 жыл бұрын

    reptilesgamers00 bass are calm, bassist are humble, while guitar want their stuff loud. (i play guitar by the way)

  • @jasonsmith-hp6fj

    @jasonsmith-hp6fj

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@farhanjazli2780 bass is as easy or as hard as you wish to make it.yeah sure you just play the root notes but is still plenty of room to add stuff.as long as it fits in the part being played and doesnt sound over played.

  • @philipsejerandersen9346

    @philipsejerandersen9346

    5 жыл бұрын

    true

  • @wintershock

    @wintershock

    5 жыл бұрын

    reptilesgamers00 stop with your stereotypes.

  • @metalhead9577
    @metalhead95776 жыл бұрын

    In all forms of music, bass is an extremely important instrument. Please help raise awareness and donate five dollars right now to save these poor bassists from the cruel, unforgiving, oppressed world they live in.

  • @cosimobaldi03

    @cosimobaldi03

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks

  • @huntrosity3970

    @huntrosity3970

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thank you sir

  • @kedarrana2747

    @kedarrana2747

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well it's opposite now. No need to upvote bass. Metal music is hardly a thing now, the only place where guitar still dominates. Otherwise there is no sign of guitar, people think the only guitar there is acoustic. Bass I is everywhere and every person wants it. Also guitar KZreadrs are no more popular, Davy 504 has like 7 mil. Subs. What want to say is that stop saying that bass is oppressed, it's out there right next to every other instrument.

  • @k.a.m_dh9959

    @k.a.m_dh9959

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@kedarrana2747 yeah and with djent guitar has basically become bass

  • @jayphilpot2909

    @jayphilpot2909

    4 жыл бұрын

    I ain't paying 5 for me

  • @emipexu2779
    @emipexu27795 жыл бұрын

    I'm a guitar player and my friend let me play his bass, I've never felt such pain after 30 minutes

  • @lethalbroccoli01

    @lethalbroccoli01

    4 жыл бұрын

    Clementine As a bass player for over a year it still gets pretty painful sometimes.

  • @josephrobinson3359

    @josephrobinson3359

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hugh Min yeah specially the high notes when you play the notes hard

  • @Daiyokai_kun

    @Daiyokai_kun

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh yeah. I feel you. Got used to a guitar within days and when I tried bass.. my fingers did not like me 😖 unfortunately.. I also wanna learn bass after guitar.. help me ✌️

  • @gabmaz1418

    @gabmaz1418

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@josephrobinson3359 It's songs like Hysteria from Muse or Snow from RHCP that kill my fingers

  • @josephrobinson3359

    @josephrobinson3359

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gab Maz FOR REAL

  • @briansmith4571
    @briansmith45717 жыл бұрын

    I started bass because everyone where I live plays guitar

  • @XuliusCaesar

    @XuliusCaesar

    7 жыл бұрын

    I started bass because I heard cliff burton playing anesthesia (pulling teeth) and fell in love with the mean snarling tone he had. from then on it was all about shaking the floor with low tones

  • @shmergulflargamish7686

    @shmergulflargamish7686

    7 жыл бұрын

    Brian Smith Here you go, some hipster cred. Spend it any coffee shop expect Starbucks and Undergrounds.

  • @briansmith4571

    @briansmith4571

    7 жыл бұрын

    Shmergul Flargamish I'm not a hipster I just want to be in a band, I'm a guitarist I just got sick of looking for a band that needed a guitarist

  • @shmergulflargamish7686

    @shmergulflargamish7686

    7 жыл бұрын

    Brian Smith​ I'm just messing with you, I meant nothing by it.

  • @briansmith4571

    @briansmith4571

    7 жыл бұрын

    Shmergul Flargamish fair enough, honestly I really don't like bass much

  • @SpectreSoundStudios
    @SpectreSoundStudios9 жыл бұрын

    You forgot, "yes, I learned this song." "Wait, how does this go?"

  • @thrasherfan96

    @thrasherfan96

    9 жыл бұрын

    Just as I was about to send this to you. haha

  • @GuyOnTheInternet53

    @GuyOnTheInternet53

    9 жыл бұрын

    this reply made my day, love the bass player jokes. coming from one

  • @MannyDylanMusic

    @MannyDylanMusic

    9 жыл бұрын

    YESSSSS!! I knew you'd check this video out , how accurate is this ?

  • @nandy9285

    @nandy9285

    9 жыл бұрын

    I was going to put this on your channel but you beat me to it! I couldn't stop thinking of your vids while watching this. lol

  • @thrasherfan96

    @thrasherfan96

    9 жыл бұрын

    "Here's one. Fuck I broke a DR Red coated G bass string. I'll just replace with a low E guitar string

  • @craftytom6044
    @craftytom60444 жыл бұрын

    I’m the bassist in my band and I write the songs.

  • @ygraves6266

    @ygraves6266

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same bro

  • @rmeodpr3

    @rmeodpr3

    4 жыл бұрын

    I play bass and sing and write the songs, and it feels like school all over again

  • @craftytom6044

    @craftytom6044

    4 жыл бұрын

    Disco Deakey ehT

  • @craftytom6044

    @craftytom6044

    4 жыл бұрын

    Disco Deakey what

  • @DannyBoi2112

    @DannyBoi2112

    4 жыл бұрын

    Like Steve Harris

  • @b.m.4415
    @b.m.44154 жыл бұрын

    >not just because bass is easier God this made me more angry than it should’ve

  • @gabyartes01
    @gabyartes019 жыл бұрын

    bassists never get kicked in real world because is hard as shit to find a new one lol

  • @anthonyspencerii2013

    @anthonyspencerii2013

    9 жыл бұрын

    Too true

  • @newmangan

    @newmangan

    9 жыл бұрын

    so true man, I was going to find a bass player since I wanna put a band together, but now I just have to go with what the white stripes did: octave pedal, so much easier to find.

  • @Xcorgi

    @Xcorgi

    9 жыл бұрын

    Yep, guitar players are a dime a dozen but bass players, especially decent ones are a rare find. It's even harder still to find one that doesn't want to play slap bass for EVERY style of music.

  • @thesnarkygamer

    @thesnarkygamer

    9 жыл бұрын

    Xcorgi Oh my god the realness is too much

  • @ernestochang1744

    @ernestochang1744

    9 жыл бұрын

    Xcorgi Im a bass player and i don't like slapping the bass since i believe that the frets suffer way too much and... is kind of hard for me to do, i prefer to triple finger pick and im what you call an intermediate bass player, i can play along to the rhythim of the drums, but not much use in metal

  • @areminderofwhatweare
    @areminderofwhatweare9 жыл бұрын

    "Sorry! ...Sorry... SORRY!" Bass players; the Canadians of the studio.

  • @areminderofwhatweare

    @areminderofwhatweare

    9 жыл бұрын

    Let's ask a band with a Canadian bass player. Rush? "Sometimes I talk when I eat soup. Sometimes I don't talk. Sometimes I talk and then I don't talk, or I don't talk and then I talk. Sometimes, after I have a bowl of soup, I have another bowl of soup." Thank you Rush!

  • @CuteKittyMeep

    @CuteKittyMeep

    9 жыл бұрын

    Dave Benning crud... where is that quote from? Can't recall...

  • @areminderofwhatweare

    @areminderofwhatweare

    9 жыл бұрын

    Can't remember exactly either. Heard a clip of them on a local classic rock station before a block of Rush songs, and they were rambling on about soup.

  • @areminderofwhatweare

    @areminderofwhatweare

    9 жыл бұрын

    BuzzCrumhunger Can't remember exactly either. Heard a clip of them on a local classic rock station before a block of Rush songs, and they were rambling on about soup.

  • @nonperson9825

    @nonperson9825

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Dave Benning canadians cant play bass...dur. and rush? their basist is stupid and they just play all his parts for him on a keyboard.

  • @crossroads3
    @crossroads35 жыл бұрын

    "I'm heavily influenced by Flea" Aren't we all

  • @woodywyatt557

    @woodywyatt557

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yep

  • @potatopotato0715

    @potatopotato0715

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cliff Burton here.

  • @lobotomizedbarbie

    @lobotomizedbarbie

    4 жыл бұрын

    Andrew Lee im with this guy flea never really intrigued me

  • @deadmeme8122

    @deadmeme8122

    4 жыл бұрын

    Andrew Lee thats my boi

  • @potatoskinsocks

    @potatoskinsocks

    4 жыл бұрын

    I’m really influenced by Steel Panther Lexxi Foxx is my fav

  • @toadetteremotewithwiimotio3330
    @toadetteremotewithwiimotio33304 жыл бұрын

    „Do you listen to Muse?“ Yes, yes i do... and after every Bassline i wrote i‘m so dissapointed in myself, that it isn‘t as creative as Chris Wholstenskfjjekans Lines.

  • @ArrowEnlightenmentLeader

    @ArrowEnlightenmentLeader

    4 жыл бұрын

    Chris Wholstenliechtenstein!

  • @caseypayne5138

    @caseypayne5138

    3 жыл бұрын

    Chris Wolfvenschtienenheimerpucker's lines are either this stupidly simple root/harmonic notes or these insane left and right hand endurance workouts that make you wonder why you ever bothered picking up the instrument in the first place. And good luck trying to replicate his signal chain.

  • @HonestFarmerLigue1Fan

    @HonestFarmerLigue1Fan

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@caseypayne5138 Haha Citizen Erased go brr

  • @thegreasemachine1976

    @thegreasemachine1976

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@caseypayne5138 get a status graphite

  • @stephenowesney5173

    @stephenowesney5173

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@HonestFarmerLigue1Fan hysteria

  • @VibratorPoliceisgod
    @VibratorPoliceisgod8 жыл бұрын

    "Wait you have the original super smash bros for N64? I wreck at that game!" Every bassist I know has said this at least once

  • @Shadic495

    @Shadic495

    8 жыл бұрын

    Am I the only one who doesn't get that joke?

  • @VibratorPoliceisgod

    @VibratorPoliceisgod

    8 жыл бұрын

    Hazza There's no joke to get.

  • @adityaa3934

    @adityaa3934

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Pink guy nyyyeeeesssss.......

  • @xenorealm2882

    @xenorealm2882

    8 жыл бұрын

    ey b0ss

  • @OnwardPuddle

    @OnwardPuddle

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Gehrin nice disco volante profile pic, it feels good to see a mr bungle fan

  • @NcedoWabantu
    @NcedoWabantu8 жыл бұрын

    I'm an offensive and I find this bassist

  • @lewis5796

    @lewis5796

    5 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @shadracv.barredo6055

    @shadracv.barredo6055

    5 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @abrahamvega7788

    @abrahamvega7788

    5 жыл бұрын

    Same ...i mean its kind of true, but not only bassists say all of those things

  • @bshbbth24199

    @bshbbth24199

    5 жыл бұрын

    This is hella bassist

  • @SL-nc1dy

    @SL-nc1dy

    5 жыл бұрын

    RACIST BASSIST????

  • @pimpbizkit_6911
    @pimpbizkit_69114 жыл бұрын

    “What’s your favorite guitarist” Jared dines “What’s your favorite bassist” Jared dines “What’s your favorite drummer” *jared dines*

  • @fraktal7473

    @fraktal7473

    4 жыл бұрын

    And your favourite youtuber? -Jared Dines

  • @raspberrycrowns9494

    @raspberrycrowns9494

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Who's your favorite musician?" you're not gonna believe this...

  • @mochikoumaewamou

    @mochikoumaewamou

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@raspberrycrowns9494 is it jared dines?

  • @raspberrycrowns9494

    @raspberrycrowns9494

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mochikoumaewamou Syd Barrett actually but Jared Dines is cool too

  • @mochikoumaewamou

    @mochikoumaewamou

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@raspberrycrowns9494 favorite vocalist?

  • @entr3_nou5
    @entr3_nou55 жыл бұрын

    “I just need to keep it simple and keep the groove down. *shreds*” - Geddy Lee, 1974

  • @SimonB.
    @SimonB.9 жыл бұрын

    our bass player doesnt even talk

  • @ZeBeRpk

    @ZeBeRpk

    9 жыл бұрын

    I know that feel bro, it's a bit sad though :d

  • @Orion28296

    @Orion28296

    9 жыл бұрын

    How you get John Myung to play with you?

  • @MegaGabriele12

    @MegaGabriele12

    9 жыл бұрын

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @mohammedishaankb5638

    @mohammedishaankb5638

    9 жыл бұрын

    Daniel Bonilla xDD

  • @phantom-5132

    @phantom-5132

    9 жыл бұрын

    Simon B. AHAHAHHAHAHA

  • @sgtpepprs3
    @sgtpepprs38 жыл бұрын

    I have been playing violin for 11+ years and guitar for 3+ years now and after buying and playing my first bass today, my fingertips have never been in so much pain playing an instrument.

  • @mackwhitaker341

    @mackwhitaker341

    8 жыл бұрын

    It's a pain when you first start playing for those fingers. Just wait till they get raw and you try to play,That's even worse.

  • @kadenmcdonell5153

    @kadenmcdonell5153

    8 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I'm 13, I picked up a bass 2 years ago, at first I was just like there is no way in hell I'd be able to play bass for at least 5 mins without it hurting, now I can last hours playing slap/ blues run-throughs.

  • @TerezaPlankova

    @TerezaPlankova

    8 жыл бұрын

    You violinists are so weak, do you know how it hurts to play cello?

  • @robertdillon5071

    @robertdillon5071

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lmao same, violin for 8 yrs guitar for 1yr, starting bass in it hurts!!!!

  • @TheZenytram

    @TheZenytram

    6 жыл бұрын

    its because you never played the brazilian cavaquinho.

  • @elifer9180
    @elifer91804 жыл бұрын

    The bass is *never* loud *enough*

  • @ryos.5974

    @ryos.5974

    2 жыл бұрын

    Iron Maiden profile picture checks out

  • @dorp465
    @dorp4654 жыл бұрын

    When the bass said: [Bass Noises] I felt that...

  • @ghostgate82
    @ghostgate829 жыл бұрын

    Healers are the bass players of MMOs.

  • @FadedARC88

    @FadedARC88

    9 жыл бұрын

    lel

  • @FadedARC88

    @FadedARC88

    9 жыл бұрын

    and WoW is the bassist of the mmo's

  • @PANICBLADE

    @PANICBLADE

    9 жыл бұрын

    Totally. Healer: Bass Drums: Tank Guitars and Vocals: DPS Do you NEED a healer? Not completely but good fuckin luck without one. And they always get blamed for everything that goes wrong.

  • @FadedARC88

    @FadedARC88

    9 жыл бұрын

    PANICBLADE im happily a tanker

  • @terran236

    @terran236

    9 жыл бұрын

    PANICBLADE ROFL i was waiting for the day someone would find parallels in bands to mmos hahahaha.

  • @kaelanmcalpine2011
    @kaelanmcalpine20117 жыл бұрын

    "I am heavily influenced by Flee." *Proceeds to play the simplest thing I've ever heard.*

  • @WBOWLER126

    @WBOWLER126

    7 жыл бұрын

    Why. Why. Why. Why. His name is so simple. It's Flea.

  • @shan_tz

    @shan_tz

    7 жыл бұрын

    K McAlpine FLEE

  • @LCPLS

    @LCPLS

    5 жыл бұрын

    Its called retardation

  • @dragonballs512

    @dragonballs512

    5 жыл бұрын

    *THATS THE JOKE*

  • @magdachlebicka3895

    @magdachlebicka3895

    5 жыл бұрын

    Why did I hear "Cliff" here...

  • @gpoop23
    @gpoop235 жыл бұрын

    "What's the root note for that part?" Guilty as charged.

  • @metalmetal3532
    @metalmetal35326 жыл бұрын

    Its true the bass is underrated

  • @blahkabelison2234
    @blahkabelison22347 жыл бұрын

    What bassist talks this much?

  • @LtKamarov

    @LtKamarov

    7 жыл бұрын

    Blahkabelison Lucas Scott

  • @ottersimms7672

    @ottersimms7672

    7 жыл бұрын

    Blahkabelison me

  • @nitrolight4130

    @nitrolight4130

    7 жыл бұрын

    Blahkabelison not Myung for sure

  • @Boxofcatsaj

    @Boxofcatsaj

    7 жыл бұрын

    me.

  • @turq1824

    @turq1824

    6 жыл бұрын

    Nobody

  • @KelpYT
    @KelpYT8 жыл бұрын

    "My strings never break, I mean these are at least 8 months old.... Why is there no vibrance in my tone?" lmao too perfect

  • @zucclinda9702

    @zucclinda9702

    5 жыл бұрын

    my strings are 12 months old simply because i cant be bothered changing them. Tone's good enough to practice with.

  • @lartensgrill6106

    @lartensgrill6106

    5 жыл бұрын

    My strings are like a few years old haha

  • @kikohabacon2607
    @kikohabacon26075 жыл бұрын

    More like "Things bass players want to say in the studio"

  • @smilelesscrymore8695
    @smilelesscrymore86955 жыл бұрын

    As a bassist we are more calm than this

  • @WilDBeestMF

    @WilDBeestMF

    2 жыл бұрын

    DON'T TELL ME I'M CALM!!!

  • @spoon7357
    @spoon73577 жыл бұрын

    I play bass and all I do is sit in the corner and play what I'm supposed to play.

  • @hamiltonmays4256

    @hamiltonmays4256

    6 жыл бұрын

    I try to do that because I know it works, but there's almost always some idiot telling me I need to move upstage, smile, dance around, make eye contact, play flashy stuff, or do some other distracting pointless shit instead of concentrating on playing tasty bass lines without drawing attention. Respect to you for knowing your job.

  • @baelphegore7946

    @baelphegore7946

    5 жыл бұрын

    honestly same

  • @Jack-lx8ss

    @Jack-lx8ss

    5 жыл бұрын

    Trash. You sound like a session player. How would music be now if McCartney did that? People like you only learn bass to know one cool line. Be like McCartney or Deacon. So much better

  • @zucclinda9702

    @zucclinda9702

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Jack-lx8ss your screen name includes "phat", you sacrifice your right to an opinion

  • @Eyeofthetiger69

    @Eyeofthetiger69

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Jack-lx8ss LMAO. McCartney was more well-known with his songwriting. Flea could've been a better example, though I get your point.

  • @SirBeezwaks
    @SirBeezwaks7 жыл бұрын

    That slap technique made me sad

  • @kavatava8576

    @kavatava8576

    5 жыл бұрын

    made me angry, wtf was that? haha he's so bad

  • @LeterPerman

    @LeterPerman

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kava Tava it’s not a serious video.

  • @carlos1308

    @carlos1308

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jowseth eWilliam Thoma not *e p i c o*

  • @DarleneLesmana
    @DarleneLesmana6 жыл бұрын

    "You guys need to start telling me things" WE NEVER TELL OUR BASSIST THINGS

  • @iivvrryy
    @iivvrryy5 жыл бұрын

    "Do you listen to Muse?" I feel attacked

  • @hallquiche
    @hallquiche7 жыл бұрын

    "I will be louder in the mix, right?" ~Jason Newstedt 1988

  • @lucafmerigui

    @lucafmerigui

    7 жыл бұрын

    HeHoZy HAHAHHAAHHA

  • @jonathangoldcomposer

    @jonathangoldcomposer

    7 жыл бұрын

    HeHoZy Im dying right now. Or "Dyring" eh? eh? Shit that sucked

  • @keatonmoore6221

    @keatonmoore6221

    6 жыл бұрын

    HeHoZy HE FOCKING LEFT THE BAND.

  • @TeamTypeGames

    @TeamTypeGames

    6 жыл бұрын

    Oof

  • @rajdeepganguli2274

    @rajdeepganguli2274

    6 жыл бұрын

    HeHoZy that was more tragedic than funny

  • @alishapetgrave4555
    @alishapetgrave45559 жыл бұрын

    I love his bass!!!!

  • @richardhollo9828

    @richardhollo9828

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** I have the same bass, but with 5 strings.:D

  • @berk4012

    @berk4012

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** What bass is that?

  • @vvaeee

    @vvaeee

    9 жыл бұрын

    Erick Arias Looks like a Peavey Grind to me.

  • @berk4012

    @berk4012

    9 жыл бұрын

    Thanks.

  • @guybillington6259

    @guybillington6259

    9 жыл бұрын

    John Hoelscher i not even lying, i have the exact same bass

  • @whoosh4302
    @whoosh43024 жыл бұрын

    "how would you play a simplified version of this" ME

  • @y2vz_712
    @y2vz_7124 жыл бұрын

    Sorry, I think your bass is broken. *I CAN HEAR IT*

  • @eduardomartirenamateo6982

    @eduardomartirenamateo6982

    4 жыл бұрын

    JAJAJAJAJJA

  • @ariqwashere7240

    @ariqwashere7240

    4 жыл бұрын

    just so you know i would have liked your comment

  • @kiramisarenko8759

    @kiramisarenko8759

    4 жыл бұрын

    This comment is gold

  • @RikthDcruze
    @RikthDcruze7 жыл бұрын

    ive never seen Bass players talk so much crap... infact I've seen guitarists do this...

  • @alexorwhateva9531

    @alexorwhateva9531

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm a guitarist and I just do what people tell me to do😂

  • @frejar1250

    @frejar1250

    5 жыл бұрын

    True xD

  • @austinhernandez2716
    @austinhernandez27167 жыл бұрын

    The bass is the most important part because it defines the chord.

  • @marioruvalcaba9487

    @marioruvalcaba9487

    7 жыл бұрын

    Austin Hernández true

  • @rockthemoose66

    @rockthemoose66

    4 жыл бұрын

    Whether you find the bass, the guitar, the drums etc the most important, you still kinda need all of the parts. They're all the most important. How do you accentuate a chord if theres no chord? It's just kinda contradictory. I agree with your point but the wording is wack haha If hot sauce is the best part of the burrito meal, then just drink straight hot sauce from now on. I think what you mean to say is, it's your favorite part of the whole mix...? Important and very necessary just like all the parts but unique in it's own way. Ain't nothing wrong with that. :D

  • @rockthemoose66

    @rockthemoose66

    4 жыл бұрын

    I apologize for replying to a 2 year old comment. Just noticed that ha

  • @pzjay241

    @pzjay241

    4 жыл бұрын

    RockTheMoose well bro to contradict u a little. Just playing a note created a chorded that it’s in. So in a way you don’t need the chord besides just filler. A lot of bands now prove this.

  • @keganhoelzer5515
    @keganhoelzer55155 жыл бұрын

    People need to appreciate that bass more It adds bottom to all of the instruments and ties the band together

  • @sirgreifalotsirgreifalot
    @sirgreifalotsirgreifalot3 жыл бұрын

    “These strings are at least 8 months old” homie I haven’t ever changed my strings on my bass

  • @ElessarEstel

    @ElessarEstel

    2 жыл бұрын

    I mean when a pack of bass strings is near $40 why the hell would you change them haha

  • @WilDBeestMF

    @WilDBeestMF

    2 жыл бұрын

    Mr. Jameson. Is that you?

  • @WilDBeestMF

    @WilDBeestMF

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ElessarEstel Lmao $40?! Where?! I'm paying near 80 for a 5 string pack of Elixirs here in Australia 😂

  • @ElessarEstel

    @ElessarEstel

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@WilDBeestMF hell, even elixirs are "only" like 45-50 here.

  • @mccarney4207
    @mccarney42077 жыл бұрын

    Bass is easier? I've heard that Guitar has a steeper learning curve, but both of them are really hard when mastered.

  • @0x777

    @0x777

    5 жыл бұрын

    Bass is easier to pick up. It doesn't take as long to go from "sounds like a cat with its tail caught in the door" to something that could be identified as something resembling a song. But it has other issues that need to be addressed to be actually good. Funny enough, one of the things that novice bass players can't get under control is what they're not playing. I.e. the strings that they don't use but start to ring (and do this usually out of tune).

  • @leewhitworth9142

    @leewhitworth9142

    5 жыл бұрын

    I've heard from two people that they found bass boring. But if I'm being honest, the only three people that I would pick up a bass for would be Mike Dirnt, Sting and Krist Novoselic.

  • @Zodasg

    @Zodasg

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@leewhitworth9142 listen to like Cliff Burton, Victor Wooten, Marcus Miller, Flea or something, they'll make it feel worthwhile

  • @gruesomewolfgaming4735

    @gruesomewolfgaming4735

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lee Whitworth FINALLY KRIST GETS LOVES. he's why I chose bass over guitar.

  • @idkhow

    @idkhow

    5 жыл бұрын

    bass is easier to pick up but i think it's harder to get decently good at it than guitar

  • @davyf.3641
    @davyf.36418 жыл бұрын

    "Muse? Red Hot Chili Peppers?" my two favorite bands.

  • @ddavis_drums

    @ddavis_drums

    8 жыл бұрын

    Primus

  • @alexstevens8217

    @alexstevens8217

    8 жыл бұрын

    Literally me

  • @friedtoads13

    @friedtoads13

    8 жыл бұрын

    Dude. Same

  • @sgstripey444

    @sgstripey444

    8 жыл бұрын

    Lol! Same! Muse has the sweetest baselines, it's a bassists dream come true!

  • @ddavis_drums

    @ddavis_drums

    8 жыл бұрын

    SG Stripey tool

  • @antonrazzouk6767
    @antonrazzouk67676 жыл бұрын

    Behind the scenes, *JARED* *TALKING* *TO* *THE* *WALL*

  • @Phelisreal

    @Phelisreal

    3 жыл бұрын

    More like shouting

  • @egscryo297
    @egscryo2972 жыл бұрын

    I got into playing Bass because of Mike Dirnt. I just love his style and how he can easily harmonise with the guitar and add good sounding fillers

  • @XxlololalalexX
    @XxlololalalexX9 жыл бұрын

    Lol, Muse, RHCP, Primus!! I'm a bassist and I listen to them all

  • @xcmtam1227

    @xcmtam1227

    9 жыл бұрын

    Also Victor Wooden LOL

  • @Haze_E1

    @Haze_E1

    9 жыл бұрын

    ditto >>

  • @Milk0matic

    @Milk0matic

    9 жыл бұрын

    xcmtam wooden lol

  • @celicadog

    @celicadog

    9 жыл бұрын

    I laughed so hard at that part. Totally something I would say :P

  • @blazeperri4503

    @blazeperri4503

    9 жыл бұрын

    xcmtam wooten*

  • @ddawglee
    @ddawglee7 жыл бұрын

    1:06 Jason Newsted 1988

  • @Barukh

    @Barukh

    7 жыл бұрын

    Oh, man, I went back to see what it was about... LOL It didn't click when I first watched the video, but that was funny haha

  • @wooferbarkson6506

    @wooferbarkson6506

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lars: yeah, totally...

  • @ryanw.9946
    @ryanw.99465 жыл бұрын

    As a bass player myself, I can confirm that “sorry” and “my bad” are the most popular phrases that come out of my mouth when recording 😂

  • @bradyjamail5798
    @bradyjamail57984 жыл бұрын

    "How bout I quit and you can find a new bass player? No wait, I was just kidding" -Ron McGovney

  • @ChiliDUDE27
    @ChiliDUDE278 жыл бұрын

    People who don't think bass matters are people who don't understand how music works.

  • @Gerbilsftw
    @Gerbilsftw8 жыл бұрын

    More: 'Ugh I forgot my strap/picks/lead' 'Sorry I'm late' 'I forgot to practice, how does that part go again?' 'Hang on I need to warm my fingers up' 'Hey can I tune off of your guitar?' 'So what note is that? *looks at fretboard* I don't know which note that is' -Me, every time I play/record

  • @gabrielhole-jones2547

    @gabrielhole-jones2547

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Gerbilsftw I say stuff like this: "Whoops, forgot plectrums. Guess I'll record with fingers then". "What are the scales for that bit?" "How does that scale go again?" "Is that note a sharp or natural?" "What's the bpm of this song?" "How fast is 125bpm?" "Whoops, I forgot to plug in my bass" "Whoops, I forgot to turn my amp on" "Whoops, I forgot to turn the volume back up" "What note is that?" "Which note am I supposed to play?" "Screw it. Tell me what the root note is. I'll improvise around it".

  • @Gerbilsftw

    @Gerbilsftw

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Gabriel Hole-Jones I feel ya bro

  • @xbeastmode99x

    @xbeastmode99x

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Gabriel Hole-Jones Me: *holds up band for 10 minutes searching for why amp won't turn on* "Oh shit, I forgot to plug it the power cord" *receives death stare* "So what's the song structure again" "FUCK" "Sorry guys, I really fucked that one up. Let's do it again" "Whoops, gotta tune" *to drummer* "Dude stop moving the kick around in the beat!" "Got a spare 9v?" "SHIT" "Why doesn't this part sound right" "I swear I'm playing the right note...wait nevermind" "I usually don't play this high on the neck"

  • @TheBestEver980

    @TheBestEver980

    8 жыл бұрын

    Literally I ask my guitarist what note he plays or what key he is playing in and he never said knows haha 😂😂

  • @ManuelRiguera

    @ManuelRiguera

    8 жыл бұрын

    That's me, except 4th. I even forgot my bass in my house and noticed in the rehearsal room. Twice.

  • @BenAck912
    @BenAck9124 жыл бұрын

    "Cliff Burton is a god." "Steve Harris is a god." "Les Claypool is a god." "Geddy Lee is a god." "Flea is *EXTREMELY* overrated."

  • @WilDBeestMF

    @WilDBeestMF

    2 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, at times, it's very much the other way around. Love all them guys, but damn, sometimes their genres bind them to play a certain thing. Flea is not bound to such constraints. Man, some of his note choices are "HUH?" but that's almost always immediately followed by "WOAH.."

  • @yankeedoodle1194
    @yankeedoodle11945 жыл бұрын

    "I play bass because there was already a guitar player" -many many many bassist including me

  • @henrikhyrup3995
    @henrikhyrup39959 жыл бұрын

    "I love the bass sound on ...And Justice For all" :D

  • @octaviorivarola2087

    @octaviorivarola2087

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Henrik Høyrup I see what you did there

  • @HuntChicagoHomes

    @HuntChicagoHomes

    6 жыл бұрын

    i n s i d e j o k e h a h a

  • @carrot9456
    @carrot94569 жыл бұрын

    I'm guilty for saying shit like this in practice not gonna lie

  • @morisan42

    @morisan42

    9 жыл бұрын

    folie a cailin I say "can you turn me up a bit" which our drummer hates lol

  • @chainsnz8164

    @chainsnz8164

    9 жыл бұрын

    I have said before "maybe we should let the bassist have a solo and the drummers stare"

  • @chainsnz8164

    @chainsnz8164

    9 жыл бұрын

    Solo" and the drummers stare though

  • @Zimy0

    @Zimy0

    9 жыл бұрын

    folie a cailin It's okay in practice (that's why it's practice!), but not in a recording studio.

  • @isaiahlozada4448

    @isaiahlozada4448

    7 жыл бұрын

    "practice"? i'm a bass player and i've never heard of that word.

  • @dylansnowrove3732
    @dylansnowrove37323 жыл бұрын

    This stuff is definitely more of metal bassist things. Unrelated: as someone who primarily plays bass, power chords on guitar > roots 5ths on bass.

  • @domyde4056
    @domyde40565 жыл бұрын

    You named my favorite bands love the channel keep it up

  • @D3ft0ne
    @D3ft0ne9 жыл бұрын

    And yet bands come sucking up, looking for bassists / drummers, since there are always gazillion guitar players in the area...

  • @GrannyWhackers1217

    @GrannyWhackers1217

    9 жыл бұрын

    And that it's hard to come by a good bass player

  • @kyleray_music

    @kyleray_music

    6 жыл бұрын

    Michael Z Even harder to come by a good drummer.

  • @kungfuman82

    @kungfuman82

    6 жыл бұрын

    D3ft0ne Know your worth, bro. I'm a guitarist myself, but I was blown away when I first played with a good bassist. The bass drum sounded better and so did my rhythm parts (metal band).

  • @TeamTypeGames

    @TeamTypeGames

    6 жыл бұрын

    As a bassist I find​ it hardest to find a drummer

  • @Sighbot

    @Sighbot

    6 жыл бұрын

    True. I knew there were about 20 guitarist in my area and no bassist or drummers, except me, but I don't tell them because I don't want them to squabble over it and say "Hey, you want to be in my band, brah?"

  • @TheBlackQueen
    @TheBlackQueen7 жыл бұрын

    When you're the bass player and you avoid getting in any conflict with the other members. "I'll play whatever you want me to play, or I won't play at all if you don't want me to play. What ever it is you want me to do, I'll do it." -George Harrison ^^That but for bassists^^

  • @calvin8935

    @calvin8935

    3 жыл бұрын

    This literally sums up John Deacon's career tbh

  • @CONSOLETRUTH2

    @CONSOLETRUTH2

    3 жыл бұрын

    I though Paul played bass, not George

  • @TheBlackQueen

    @TheBlackQueen

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@CONSOLETRUTH2 Read the last sentence

  • @wesleyklomp8705
    @wesleyklomp87057 жыл бұрын

    *Cliff Burton be like:* WHAT?! WHAT THE F*CK YOU WANT?!

  • @Marcobegazo
    @Marcobegazo4 жыл бұрын

    I actually kind of laughed at the “Yes I play more than one string”

  • @ultimateprogger7050
    @ultimateprogger70509 жыл бұрын

    I am the only bass player not influenced by RHCP. Is that correct?

  • @happyhellday3

    @happyhellday3

    9 жыл бұрын

    I'm with ya.

  • @TheStingySteve

    @TheStingySteve

    9 жыл бұрын

    Yattering made me pick up a bass

  • @jonrichardson1157

    @jonrichardson1157

    9 жыл бұрын

    Ultimate Progger my influence is Paul McCartney from the Beatles and Roger Waters from Pink Floyd.

  • @kevinjamesmusic7270

    @kevinjamesmusic7270

    9 жыл бұрын

    Nope they have nothing to do with my playing... It's all about JPJ

  • @Cptjackjacky

    @Cptjackjacky

    9 жыл бұрын

    Ultimate Progger I'm influenced by Jesse F. Keeler from Death From Above 1979.

  • @jeffreyp1855
    @jeffreyp18558 жыл бұрын

    There is nothing like jamming with a really solid bass player, the good ones bring a lot to a band, with percussion and a great overall, fuller sound.

  • @J4WESOME

    @J4WESOME

    8 жыл бұрын

    True 👍

  • @caelica8918
    @caelica89185 жыл бұрын

    “Wait where are we?” That spoke to me on a spiritual level

  • @ChannelEleven59
    @ChannelEleven596 жыл бұрын

    Jared Dines I've set it before and I'll say it again. Thank you for these videos. They are awesome and cheer me up when I'm down. Keep going brother.

  • @Onus6688
    @Onus66888 жыл бұрын

    Omfg I'm dying. This was like every bassist I ever played with

  • @foxygrandpa0276

    @foxygrandpa0276

    8 жыл бұрын

    you must play with some piece of crap bassists then

  • @Onus6688

    @Onus6688

    8 жыл бұрын

    Foxygrandpa027 Haha xD

  • @mackwhitaker341

    @mackwhitaker341

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Foxygrandpa027 Really

  • @foxygrandpa0276

    @foxygrandpa0276

    7 жыл бұрын

    is joke dude be calm

  • @markreyes7454

    @markreyes7454

    7 жыл бұрын

    I promise that I'm not like that , lol .

  • @Stardust_456
    @Stardust_4568 жыл бұрын

    3 months. Thats how long it took me to understand the "Issues" joke.

  • @derek9437

    @derek9437

    8 жыл бұрын

    What is it? Explain plez!

  • @Stardust_456

    @Stardust_456

    8 жыл бұрын

    The guy he mentioned is the bass player of the band Issues

  • @bluesilver012

    @bluesilver012

    8 жыл бұрын

    Lmao I died when he said that

  • @megatronsroyalemissary382

    @megatronsroyalemissary382

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ha!

  • @N4ra_

    @N4ra_

    7 жыл бұрын

    the face Jared pulled made me laugh more than the actual joke

  • @digitalbingeian4912
    @digitalbingeian49125 жыл бұрын

    "I just got a distortion pedal,its for guitar but it sounds so gross." Cliff Burton,1981

  • @callummccracken7565
    @callummccracken75656 жыл бұрын

    "you want me to play the triplets WITH YOU... I can try" dead

  • @BrigadierGeneralEpic
    @BrigadierGeneralEpic7 жыл бұрын

    "You ever listen to Muse? Red Hot Chili Peppers? Primus?" Shit, my three favorite bands. Am I a douche now?

  • @TheAcePlace

    @TheAcePlace

    7 жыл бұрын

    HauntedBagel no

  • @adriansalazar841

    @adriansalazar841

    7 жыл бұрын

    HauntedBagel He just says that because the bass plays a huge part in those bands

  • @charlesdarkim9196

    @charlesdarkim9196

    7 жыл бұрын

    Add Mudvayne to that :P

  • @cyberschn1tzel997

    @cyberschn1tzel997

    7 жыл бұрын

    Adrian cause chris is lyfe

  • @ethangurevich4113

    @ethangurevich4113

    7 жыл бұрын

    Tool is a good band for bass

  • @burbs1101
    @burbs11017 жыл бұрын

    "I've been working on my slap technique" Proceeds to lightly pat the strings

  • @theshoes7488
    @theshoes74885 жыл бұрын

    Lolol most of it is about them being just not good enough to hang. Very funny man. New sub.

  • @oliverpaczkowski9648
    @oliverpaczkowski96483 жыл бұрын

    this video is a usefull guide on what not do say and do as a bassist. thanks man!

  • @kyloren8081
    @kyloren80817 жыл бұрын

    "Do you listen to MUSE at all?" This hits too close to home.

  • @nicolasgralewicz4727
    @nicolasgralewicz47277 жыл бұрын

    as a bass player, this is hilarious.

  • @mastod0n1
    @mastod0n13 жыл бұрын

    The one time my old band tried tracking one of our songs separately instead of live I show up to record my bass part and the drummer and rhythm guitarist told me they changed the drum pattern for the verses. I had been practicing and refining my part to the live recording for a week and then they changed it so much that I had to write a new part on the spot. I wish they had told me ahead of time lol.

  • @Transformaster
    @Transformaster5 жыл бұрын

    BOI CONGRATS ON 2 MILLION

  • @elliethekidd9417
    @elliethekidd94178 жыл бұрын

    "Do you listen to Muse?" *awkwardly raises hand*

  • @MarctheManSeligman
    @MarctheManSeligman9 жыл бұрын

    Funny thing is usually the bass player is the only one that knows what's going on

  • @williamfreer152

    @williamfreer152

    9 жыл бұрын

    Yeah right?

  • @cj8122

    @cj8122

    9 жыл бұрын

    William Freer No, Marc is right. Bass players are normally the ones who have their shit together the most.

  • @Serelor

    @Serelor

    9 жыл бұрын

    Christopher Ruth I'd say it's 50/50. Some have no fucking clue, while some have it down better than the rest of the band. There's no real gray area. I've seen both extremities and can confirm that both happen.

  • @MaggaraMarine

    @MaggaraMarine

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** Yeah, I agree. Many times the bassist is the weak link of the band. But also many times the bassist is the only "real musician" in the band.

  • @williamfreer152

    @williamfreer152

    9 жыл бұрын

    That's what I meant I was saying yeah right to Marc.

  • @Jihadbearzwithgunz
    @Jihadbearzwithgunz6 жыл бұрын

    I have the 6 string version of the bass used in this clip with the cut out and all. I've had it since 2006 and enjoy the tone it has and the neck. Lol love the jokes give me more I need em.

  • @cannedratmeat5258
    @cannedratmeat52584 жыл бұрын

    As someone who plays both guitar and bass, I can tell you for a fact that bass and guitar is that guitar, is definitely harder to start than bass, however I would say the more you play they’re more or less as hard as each other. Also completely different instruments.

  • @calvinreyes8738
    @calvinreyes87387 жыл бұрын

    Once my bass got unplugged by our guitarist.

  • @Blue-yi6ij

    @Blue-yi6ij

    7 жыл бұрын

    Marshiie Mallow I've done that as a guitarist but the guy on the bass was a dick

  • @meowtherainbowx4163

    @meowtherainbowx4163

    7 жыл бұрын

    What if you're talking about each other?

  • @calvinreyes8738

    @calvinreyes8738

    7 жыл бұрын

    Read behind The mask the thing is I never talk and I got pushed around by all the other band members so I left that college

  • @deadsamurai9374

    @deadsamurai9374

    7 жыл бұрын

    Marshiie Mallow I was the same but instead I was pressured into playing the piano (even though I'd played bass longer) so the guitarists friend could be the bass player, didn't help that I was the only female too

  • @SplashStorm11

    @SplashStorm11

    5 жыл бұрын

    The guitarist was adjusting my volume and turned it all the way down

  • @johnmoore9588
    @johnmoore95887 жыл бұрын

    "You want me to play those triplets *with* you?" Lmao the pain.

  • @zucclinda9702

    @zucclinda9702

    5 жыл бұрын

    t...t...tRIPLETS!?!?!?

  • @jasonsmith-hp6fj

    @jasonsmith-hp6fj

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@zucclinda9702 fuck that sixteenths are the shit

  • @madjau

    @madjau

    5 жыл бұрын

    "TRIPLETS ? How i do that with my finger ?"

  • @ditmarvanbelle1061

    @ditmarvanbelle1061

    5 жыл бұрын

    With three fingers, obviously :-p

  • @dgtommy5420

    @dgtommy5420

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me: Trooper by Iron Maiden: OK, two fingers it is Children of the Damned: Shit, well, gotta learn three fingers After a day: Trooper: Sounds better with three fingers Children of the Damned: Got it Cover band leader: I'm searching for a song for you to use the pinky as well shit.

  • @bassyboi3735
    @bassyboi37354 жыл бұрын

    0:45 me at all times

  • @Ohmyrah
    @Ohmyrah6 жыл бұрын

    "Do you listen to Muse at all?" hahaha love!!

  • @basura8355
    @basura83557 жыл бұрын

    I'm "fingers only bruh" 😭👌🏽

  • @SlothhhKinggg

    @SlothhhKinggg

    6 жыл бұрын

    B. R. Also known as things you can say in practice and in the bedroom

  • @PillsBuryDoughBoy_

    @PillsBuryDoughBoy_

    5 жыл бұрын

    I use pick

  • @turq1824

    @turq1824

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@PillsBuryDoughBoy_ Loser

  • @geddyleesowlnose

    @geddyleesowlnose

    4 жыл бұрын

    👌**

  • @geddyleesowlnose

    @geddyleesowlnose

    4 жыл бұрын

    Or 👌🏻**

  • @beensandchees
    @beensandchees9 жыл бұрын

    heh as a bass player..... i approve this message as a work of comedy (thumbs up)

  • @chainsnz8164

    @chainsnz8164

    9 жыл бұрын

    As i guitarist I find this funny but I like bass a lot

  • @Jefffafa334
    @Jefffafa3344 жыл бұрын

    I think “just copy and paste that” was the most accurate I really felt that

  • @manhuntruler2
    @manhuntruler23 ай бұрын

    That sweep tbh look and sounded sick af. This guy is hella talented