That pick table smash hit me in the feels

@trytufeindu8194

4 жыл бұрын

Stop commenting everywhere

@level101

4 жыл бұрын

@@trytufeindu8194 #FuckOFF

@broondjongen

4 жыл бұрын

Heavy riffs should be A STANDARD in your life

@brothersinmetal1922

4 жыл бұрын

How picks were LOST?! NEVER TO BE HEARD FROM AGAIN!

@henrywallace1732

4 жыл бұрын

@@broondjongen I wonder if anyone else got that XDXDXD the dad jokes are on point.

How to quit a Christian band: “I feel like the lord is calling me somewhere else.”

@park3r61

4 жыл бұрын

hahahahahaha "im still fighting drug addiction so i will take a time for myself"

@luizalves8071

4 жыл бұрын

Or "dunno guys Satan sounds more rad"

@WarHero56

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha Norma Jean. "God told me I needed to go a different direction" - At least The Chariot is a good band.

@sumwunukno2540

4 жыл бұрын

lmaoo

@phantomechelon3628

4 жыл бұрын

@@luizalves8071 Yeah - just walk into rehearsal one day and say, "Lucifer came to me last night and told me to write this song".

"I slept with your girlfriend" "what. why? why would you sleep with your sister?"

@pranshubhagat9926

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Vessel, you serious bro???

@ohyouthought6042

4 жыл бұрын

I spat out my drink lmao

@starrk2716

4 жыл бұрын

Alabama.

@based_kujoproductions

4 жыл бұрын

r/holup

@MyOwnSummer_

4 жыл бұрын

Sloth Demon stop. Please don’t do this to yourself

The funniest part is that he actually kept track of the picks he borrowed

@the_boss2044

4 жыл бұрын

Nah the fact he thinks we will believe he has got a girlfriend

@semjj1

4 жыл бұрын

So true

@CExpress420

4 жыл бұрын

They always do. They pretend to lose them. Lol

@brodie.for.fun.

4 жыл бұрын

You mean "borrowed"

@zaferoph

3 жыл бұрын

I mean yeah... nobody does that.

This is humorous Jarving

@DanB-sh3wt

4 жыл бұрын

Hey its Rudy Ayoub the worst youtuber ever, go comment on different videos bro

@Hellzapopp1n

4 жыл бұрын

@@DanB-sh3wt I'm not familiar with him or his videos; what about him sucks?

@DanB-sh3wt

4 жыл бұрын

@@Hellzapopp1n i actually love his channel, it's a joke where you say his videos are shit whenever you watch a video. All satire.

@Hellzapopp1n

4 жыл бұрын

Dan B 0809 Oh, I understand. From a quick glance his channel seemed decent at least. I’ll check him out and make sure to call him shit :)

@pogikoshet9351

4 жыл бұрын

@Ghetto HAHAHAH

11. Like Lars Ulrich: *HE FOCKING LEFT THE BAND*

@drgenki6491

4 жыл бұрын

.!

@boogienights77

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@boogienights77

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrplut0 Its a metallica reference, is that what you don't understand? Sorry to sound rude.

@lilJimmyJim

4 жыл бұрын

@@drgenki6491 you forgot "Ngyeh???"

@ej22_gc86

4 жыл бұрын

I seriously wanted to see this in the vid lmao

1:11

@Porbei

4 жыл бұрын

Why does this only have 7 likes?

@jjj-qj8lu

4 жыл бұрын

@@Porbei couse it's the "lick". And it's a meme

@Porbei

4 жыл бұрын

I-IV-V I forgot to add only my bad

@mitchinatr7093

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hey Adam.

@damon4751

3 жыл бұрын

@@Porbei 137

*Plays the lick Girlfriend: I’m pregnant Absolute mad lad

@ejtamayo5317

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Faking an injury" >Basically everyone in the NBA

@tonyacasdrummer

4 жыл бұрын

Just Some Guy without a Mustache and every soccer match.

@Sooth0

4 жыл бұрын

Basically everyone who plays soccer

@natasapetkovic5211

4 жыл бұрын

Basically Neymar

@zapper4945

4 жыл бұрын

Natasa Petkovic sometimes I set my TV up vertically so I can see him stand up

@bussin9913

4 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean soccer?

Jared: "I slept with your dad" Other dude: "tcdjhfvvdkvstjdtcut"

@raymondbauer2152

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@ThinWhiteAxe

4 жыл бұрын

Top-notch onomatopoeia

@grant9005

4 жыл бұрын

hey, you saw the video too!

@3BlackStripes

4 жыл бұрын

Was that Kmac?

How to quit a black metal band: "I got saved".

0:31 Hello darkness my old friend You'll never find those picks again

Jared: "I slept with your dad." Me: *Daddy Rock* ;)

@enigmaticbeing7703

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@batflashzyzz

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@porcelina5834

4 жыл бұрын

Now that’s cursed right there.

@Spacecookie-

4 жыл бұрын

Me: Ugh, not again!

@ksnsjjdkendjd9217

4 жыл бұрын

r/cursedcomment

"He F***ing Left The Band!"

@djaybmk

4 жыл бұрын

Classic Lars...

@twistedwizard9100

4 жыл бұрын

Hnyeh

@gh0stdem0n666

4 жыл бұрын

fÖÖking*

@jacklalor3672

4 жыл бұрын

He föcken left the band!

@H.E.M.

4 жыл бұрын

You can say fuck on the internet

"I slept with your....dad?" *inhuman screening*

2:17 Kirk hammet leaving exodus in 1983 (colorized)

@Enraged-vu2vb

4 жыл бұрын

Muhammad Irsyazman fellow muslim metalhead

@ryanportino9857

3 жыл бұрын

Jordan Fish

@fotismonocheir1446

3 жыл бұрын

exodus>metallica

@attempt58

3 жыл бұрын

@@Enraged-vu2vb not everyone named that is a muslim, and not everybody who watches jared dines is a metalhead.

@jshooa4840

3 жыл бұрын

Better frazing (Ik I misspelled that, please correct me) Kirk Hammett exiting Exodus

I'm fan of the ol' "Creative Differences" route rather than just explaining everything that I find wrong with the band that I'm in.

@EnvisionedBlindness

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I've done this to a group of guys who were 10 years older than me, letting me write all their music after being a band for a year and me only being involved for a month. It was pretty sad, the worst part is they wanted to play a bunch of cover songs but would refuse to drop their tuning so i ended up having to waste time arranging songs in B standard tuning that were suppose to be played in drop a. Sad excuse for a band.

@mrdylanhyatt9715

4 жыл бұрын

"Creative differences" is the musician's equivalent to "it's not you it's me"

@WarHero56

4 жыл бұрын

@@EnvisionedBlindness On 7 string? Like they wouldn't drop a single string? That's so fucking lazy lol. Also you can get away with playing most standard songs in drop if you just can't tune mid set for some reason. Good thing you got out of there.

when this started i legit though jared has split screened himself in twice

@Jargonloster

4 жыл бұрын

Same. I think I just saw the backwards hat and assumed it was Jared without looking closely.

@henrywallace1732

4 жыл бұрын

Oh thank god I'm not alone in thinking that lmaoo

@pandaboipetsandmask392

4 жыл бұрын

Same xD

Jared: i slept with your dad? Other guy: *unintelligible demonic doom metal screaching*

“Don’t say doin your wife don’t say doin your wife don’t say doin your wife...” “Ummm... doin your... son?”

@wj2music

4 жыл бұрын

*YTIRUEYEISGDGSJDCBDLSJSUSJ3YEYEKDRJV*

@theyhaventfedmesince

4 жыл бұрын

Peter Griffin. Lol

0:31 Welp. They're never finding those picks again

Me: _walks in_ *"I quit."* *_leaves_*

I really never realized how much drama there is when someone has a band. A good friend of mine started a band and they were actually doing pretty good. They even had the local radio station playing their songs. Then within one week everything changed. First the lead guitar player quit on a Monday my friend was able to replace him pretty quickly with another friend who was familiar with their music and helped write some of it. After that crisis was over that Thursday the drummer quit and after that happened my friend's wife gave him a ultimatum either stop performing with the band or she would leave him. By the next day on Friday his band was completely gone and unfortunately his wife stayed with him. I'd love watching your videos it's hard not to have a smile on your face after watching it.

@screamingtreeproductions

2 жыл бұрын

Are they still together?

@davidfrank2824

2 жыл бұрын

@@screamingtreeproductions no they ended up breaking apart everybody thought they were more important than the other. It was kind of sad to see your friends and ended up like that especially after they were doing pretty good.

@screamingtreeproductions

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidfrank2824 That's really Sad

@humanperson3779

Жыл бұрын

His wife giving him a ridiculous ultimatum like that is a pretty good reason to leave her

Anyone gonna mention Jared and Austin's wedding lol

@franciscomilacher9329

4 жыл бұрын

I just scrolled to the coments to see if someone else saw it lmao

@stormybadtype1diabetic244

4 жыл бұрын

It was quick, but I knew someone else would see that shit lol

@habibahmift

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't expect that, but that's hilarious 😂

@timo1672

4 жыл бұрын

i thought about that too xD

@mide8845

4 жыл бұрын

l o l

“Dave you’re out of the band”

@thatoneguyfromthatoneplace9515

4 жыл бұрын

'What, no warning, no second chance?"

@MichaelD8393

4 жыл бұрын

"What no warning? No second chance?!" 😂

@oliverholland1205

4 жыл бұрын

You're*

@snoopcat9351

4 жыл бұрын

Good lord Lars,at least give me a chance

@kailraider1307

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 I can't

1:11 *Adam Neely wants to know your location.

@ningthalockdownedition3124

4 жыл бұрын

the legendary lick

@EBjeebies1081

4 жыл бұрын

Andrey Makarov The L I C C

@melonheaded

4 жыл бұрын

@@a_makarov only Adam neely subs understand that

@ianp2410

4 жыл бұрын

I’m so glad someone noticed props to you good sir. I tip my hat to you, one legend to another.

2:07 Ringo Starr leaving The Hurricanes for The Beatles (1962 colorized)

@kat2543

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171

4 жыл бұрын

Yeh

@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171

4 жыл бұрын

AmethystSlumbers I am an ex-beatlemaniac

3:59 the language of sleep paralysis demons

Just *focking* leave the band *SKOM intensifies*

@seyanasokere1529

4 жыл бұрын

[ michcio] Lars Ulrich join the chat!

@godzillapunisher9912

4 жыл бұрын

HE ----ING LEFT THE BAND! -Lars Ulrich

“Go to college” John Kiffmeyer, Green Day’s First Drummer Before Tre

@badhshagafoor5694

4 жыл бұрын

I think he regrets it now

@tristenandrew2265

4 жыл бұрын

Badhsha Gafoor He played with them again a few years back in their hometown. They played songs from the first album 1039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours

@demetrisloukas8586

4 жыл бұрын

@@tristenandrew2265 He still quit one of the most sucessful bands ever. But I really can't think of Green Day without Tre

@tristenandrew2265

4 жыл бұрын

Δημήτρης Λουκάς Agreed

@billiejoeeyelash

4 жыл бұрын

@@tristenandrew2265 Not to be that guy, but that wasn't their first album, but merely a compilation of their first two EPs, 10,000 Days & Slappy, and their actual first album, 39/Smooth.

11 - Choose KZread over the band and then when you make a "ten ways to quit your band" video don't even mention that as one of the ways.

You forgot the: never appears, never write back in Bandgroup, never take the call, till everyone has forget him.

@sini6754

4 жыл бұрын

And that's exactly how I quit my band.

@RikaFurude6969

4 жыл бұрын

@@sini6754 xD

getting married or having a kid is diffintely true in my own experience

@TheMrsaintevil

4 жыл бұрын

Right in the feels

@nipulkradmsinatagras8293

4 жыл бұрын

Same here

I'm so happy for Jared and Austin. They're a great couple.

3:16 "can we still use ur mom's house 4 practice or wut" XDD

"I sleeped with your dad" "Jokes on you I dont even have a dad"

U inspired me to quit my band! Wish me luck... I'm burning the stage.

Missed these skits from you Jared. Love you. Keep at it

11. Just like Kurt

@29nik82

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't that bit passive aggressive?

@vka2167

4 жыл бұрын

😂😁😑😯😢

@boogiepop924

4 жыл бұрын

I don't get it please explain 😂

@SamsonTheMaid

4 жыл бұрын

Kurt Cobain , he kissed da shotgun

@boogiepop924

4 жыл бұрын

@@SamsonTheMaid oh hahaha😂

Jared I really enjoy your blooper videos. You should post more of them. Keep up the good work. Love the content.

I liked when he played the lick Edit: licc

Best way: Never join any.

@KhayJayArt

4 жыл бұрын

Epic life hack

amazing content

How to properly quit your band: Quit and say "due to personal reasons"

1:11 Jared sneaking The Lick

@markopolo2224

4 жыл бұрын

isn't even a sneak

#7 - set the practice space on fire was my favorite. I think the old timey silent movie style really fits with Jared's goofy personality and all the crazy, over the top faces he makes. As always, ❤ and keep up the good work.

It's so good to see this type of content back, thank you Jared

Jared: *wears Dance Gavin Dance shirt.* Me: I see, you are also a man of culture....

0:57 When grandma falls down the stairs...

Why does Daddy hit me: He quit the band

I just love how you are coming up with new funny content again so often! Reminds me a lot of your older vids :)

Actually the elite way is: When at your first gig that just happens to be in the centre of Paris, sing/play just slightly of key, not enough that your audience can recognise, but the pitch-perfect egomaniac that’s playing the piano does and kicks you out when you get back to England. That way the band feels like they did the right thing, no one will ever no why you were kicked, and you want have to officially leave. Now you start a solo career, be more popular than them, and get them to be a side act at your first tour, that just happens to be in the same park in Paris. And you open with the same set you played with them. And then they realise it’s you and that they have been played from the start.

I've fallen and I can't get up

@lfrost53123

4 жыл бұрын

I misss yourr

@1leech

4 жыл бұрын

Anus

1:11 never thought Jared will ever play the lick. SOMEBODY CALL ADAM NEELY!!!

I‘m so glad you’re making this kind of videos again

Jared: I slept with your... Dad? Bandmate: *Demogorgon sounds*

Damnit Jared, for the last time, leave my Dad alone!

1:10 T H E L I C C

Jared: plays the lick *Adam Neely has entered the chat*

2:33 “close your legs it stinks” 😂😂

#8 actually happened in my life. My two vocalists were offered to play in a bigger band in the capital with hopes of playing overseas. So they left 3 days later after they told me without even bothing for a replacement. We lost all our shows and out-of-town gigs. So we started again from scratch with new vocalists and we even got bigger than before. Them on the other hand sufferred under a cruel tyranny from their band leader, got lesser cut, and did not even made it abroad. To top it off, all bars in their strip was closed for cleaning (it was a tourist spot and was becoming dirty all those years it hadn't been cleaned). They went home even more broken, sad, penniless and no band. Lol. #karmaisabitch

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a bit😂😂

Its been so many years ago but i was in a band and we had spent two years getting a following locally. One of the owners of a club that we had made our home wanted to manage us and set up an east coast tour. Would be driving a station wagon and towing our equipment but for us we felt like we were really starting to take off. We were to meet at the club to sign a contract with the owner in a couple days, he was going to bank roll a demo and so we could have something to push while we were on the road. When i told my wife, we had just had our first child, she said if you go we wont be here when you get back. Our drummer, who to this day is and was one of the greatest drummers ive ever played with, had recently gotten engaged and his better have told him basically the same thing. We never signed, we slowly broke up over the next year and a half. 5 years later i end up divorcing my wife anyways. For a long time i beat myself up over what might have been. But you gotta let that crap go, it will kill you. Focused on my kids and myself and im a happy man. But every now and then i think i wonder what would have happened if...

I don’t mean to bash on any videos, but as far as the “10 Whatever the Hell” Videos, this one is the most unique and funny one Jared’s done in a long time. A lot of them have very similar jokes and always the same camera angles. But this one is a fresh take with new interesting jokes that are pulled off differently and as far as camera work, completely switching styles frame to frame and being unique are dope for a change! It’s so sick to see Jared evolving and pushing his work! I love this video and whoever is his videographer is doing great trying new things as well. I love it and am hella proud!

Video very good

Aw geez man, Rudy would have needed these tips a while ago

When you actually need this video

Thank you so much for bringing this up, i've been trying to get out of my teacher's grasp for a while because he's been giving me bad mental thoughts Finally, i can be free from my mental ward 😞🙏

Next video: 10 Ways to buy a guitar on eBay

1:10 THE LEAK IS REAL

Jared Dines playing the lick! I've been looking forward to thos

This was great Jared! keep up the good work 😂👍

HE FOCKING LEFT THE BAND?!!

3:15 Yoko Ono has joined the chat

3:56 damn that is one hell of a good metal song. can't wait for the full album! 🤘🤘🤘

To truly be in a band and be an artist you can't be tied down you have to be free 💯 I've been single for years I've put all my energy into playing music I chose this life style some people just don't have the time or busy with family this thing of ours music you have to put all your attention into it I freaking sleep with my bass next to me I play 3 hours a day if you ever want to be successful in music it's a 💯 or nothing..

The editing at 3:06 though......

That licc sounded thicc

I was wondering why I hadn’t seen any Jared videos, unsurprisingly KZread just decided by itself that I shouldn’t be subscribed to him anymore. Happy to say I’m once again a subscriber

THANK YOU FOR THE DGD MERCH

Wife: guess what. Boyfriend :what Wife:I'm pregnant Boyfriend:.....

No one: Gerard Way on March 22nd, 2013:

@lemonytibbits

4 жыл бұрын

Oof

@placyd

3 жыл бұрын

He's married and had a kid Still released an album with his band in 2010

Bro, I'm pretty sure I've seen your hi-hat up at 10,000 feet while I'm flying my plane. That things higher than snoop dogg on a regular wednesday night.

This is what i've been waitin for this long.

I got a modern warfare ad that had enter sandman playing 😂

@alexirose8270

4 жыл бұрын

Travis Spaulding saaaaame 😂

@camzz3457

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@travisspaulding9540

4 жыл бұрын

bizu Chettri 🤔

jared: I slept with your GF Mysterious voice: Its aight Jared: I slept with your dad? Voice: *FURIOUS*

JARED I LOVE YOUR SHIRT!!!

I quit my band cause me and my friend who is the drummer got into a fight, plus I lost the spark to make music about 3 months before the split. I quit back in may and I honestly don't regret it cause I've had a hell of a lot more free time.

His face look like "death stranding"

I have seen all of these happen.

@HeavyMetalKittenx

4 жыл бұрын

tony castillo LOL must be interesting to watch the drama unfold

@stephendonovan9084

4 жыл бұрын

I’m most interested in the guy who slept with the dad

@tonyacasdrummer

4 жыл бұрын

Stephen Donovan girl.

@theevildrummingsithlord1492

4 жыл бұрын

Even the fire one?

@tonyacasdrummer

4 жыл бұрын

Manthan Shah In a building with a bunch of practice rooms there was one idiot that caught his room on fire.

This is wild. Also, I stan that wedding.

best video i've seen in a while. early as well

1:11 *Adam Neely would like to know your location*

Ow, I have the same Celeste hoodie ^^ Actually wearing it right now.

Absolutely loving the DGD shirt

i love your dance gavin dance shirt omgg

0:00 Jared Dines talking to Dared Jines

I'm sorry if someone has already commented this but 1:10 "the lick"

Oh my God. This was great. Awesome vid.

2:16 the way Austin is playing OML xD