Things drummers say in the studio

This is a parody video of things I've heard drummers say in the studio.

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  • @egeo.9645
    @egeo.96454 жыл бұрын

    "My peddal keeps slipping" This single line hurts more than anything.

  • @TKMMA_

    @TKMMA_

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahahahaha

  • @leiicass

    @leiicass

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Sean Antoine Samonte that hurts me

  • @kylodonald9573

    @kylodonald9573

    2 жыл бұрын

    instablaster

  • @morganshane7117

    @morganshane7117

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣!

  • @cauliflowerfaerie2090
    @cauliflowerfaerie20906 жыл бұрын

    “Well I’m the drummer so screw you guys” best line ever😂😂😂

  • @seanb2108

    @seanb2108

    5 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit wtf I read this as he said it🤣

  • @e4effort_

    @e4effort_

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@seanb2108 Me too XD

  • @user-bp9zj9xs2y

    @user-bp9zj9xs2y

    5 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @theeagleoftheeye4830

    @theeagleoftheeye4830

    4 жыл бұрын

    I read this he read that

  • @smoke3y570

    @smoke3y570

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hahaaaaaaaa

  • @krook17
    @krook178 жыл бұрын

    My snare was unlached the whole time. Lars Ulrich during the production of St. Anger 😂

  • @yomamashorse25

    @yomamashorse25

    7 жыл бұрын

    more like: after production

  • @condensedmilk6824

    @condensedmilk6824

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lars Ulrich played that entire album on pieces of tin in his back yard

  • @aaronpollard7207

    @aaronpollard7207

    6 жыл бұрын

    In a cave

  • @0x777

    @0x777

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@jessdoof8745 Yeah. The snare.

  • @80spsychokiller32

    @80spsychokiller32

    5 жыл бұрын

    what's that??

  • @flamisima
    @flamisima7 жыл бұрын

    You forgot: "I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!!"

  • @aylbdrmadison1051

    @aylbdrmadison1051

    5 жыл бұрын

    I Only know THREE Chords!

  • @cheeseisjar3058

    @cheeseisjar3058

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me when I drum

  • @TheHighKingFingolfin

    @TheHighKingFingolfin

    4 жыл бұрын

    I love it how you actually stop getting blisters if you play in continuity for let's say a month.

  • @sheddingmyvelvet

    @sheddingmyvelvet

    4 жыл бұрын

    -ringo starr

  • @alla7932

    @alla7932

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@sheddingmyvelvet helter skelter😎

  • @superpunchhead
    @superpunchhead8 жыл бұрын

    "my neighbours hate me" 90% of all the drummers with acoustics

  • @joaotopi

    @joaotopi

    8 жыл бұрын

    Eletronic one is too expansive for me

  • @theabsolute23

    @theabsolute23

    8 жыл бұрын

    +João Magliano ??? Isn't Acoustic more expensive?

  • @MaraContrary

    @MaraContrary

    8 жыл бұрын

    +superpunchhead Electric drums throw me off cos I hear all the stuff from the same place. The neighbors just have to deal with it.

  • @jellydoughnut1236

    @jellydoughnut1236

    8 жыл бұрын

    +superpunchhead I know that feel

  • @joaotopi

    @joaotopi

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Jimmy Rodriguez in my country. A acoustic is cheaper

  • @steveoops
    @steveoops8 жыл бұрын

    I hate when the metronome throws you off.

  • @SteveSpeakGlockanese

    @SteveSpeakGlockanese

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jellymann THATS YOUR FAULT

  • @SteveSpeakGlockanese

    @SteveSpeakGlockanese

    6 жыл бұрын

    KEEEP TEMPO BITCH

  • @flacidhouse350

    @flacidhouse350

    6 жыл бұрын

    Metronomes are pussy bullshit.

  • @brakamonoga4651

    @brakamonoga4651

    5 жыл бұрын

    why fuck the fuck is fuck everyone fuck swearing fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

  • @Philover-jj1dj

    @Philover-jj1dj

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jellymann so true

  • @azula2399
    @azula23994 жыл бұрын

    “I’m really into pop punk” *cries in Simple plan*

  • @humantacos9800
    @humantacos98008 жыл бұрын

    I wish I had a dollar for every time I heard: The metronome is throwing me off.

  • @jaymz

    @jaymz

    7 жыл бұрын

    dam u would b rich

  • @NYPDWeatherman

    @NYPDWeatherman

    5 жыл бұрын

    You’d have enough for the bassists to afford new strings

  • @aylbdrmadison1051

    @aylbdrmadison1051

    5 жыл бұрын

    I wish I had a dollar for every time I heard a metro gnome.

  • @Clayton-vn6pe

    @Clayton-vn6pe

    5 жыл бұрын

    I Could buy however many of these I want www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/B20DAR--meinl-cymbals-byzance-dark-ride-cymbal-20-inch?mrkgcl=28&mrkgadid=3319278793&rkg_id=0&campaigntype=dsa&campaign=aaDSA&adgroup=1669547223%3ADSA - Product - Drums&placement=google&adpos=1t1&creative=282276643099&device=m&matchtype=b&network=g&gclid=CjwKCAjw0N3nBRBvEiwAHMwvNhXuTCZ6NW9W_gWienI0H4XDTNaFOaiIwIwPVNdmc-bPUc7Li2SDpRoC2-8QAvD_BwE

  • @Haunted_hallucination

    @Haunted_hallucination

    4 жыл бұрын

    Human Tacos I would be a millionaire

  • @MistahLightningBolt
    @MistahLightningBolt8 жыл бұрын

    "Uhh, listen to the snare on this album! That's what i'm going for". *Plays St. Anger*

  • @sebastiaan.visser

    @sebastiaan.visser

    8 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @mateogarcia6942

    @mateogarcia6942

    8 жыл бұрын

    ''uhh, listen to the bass on this album! That's what i'm going for''. Plays ..And Justice For All+MistahLightningBolt

  • @axedistortion2595

    @axedistortion2595

    8 жыл бұрын

    +elmaga791 did u hear the one about the bass player

  • @rkan665

    @rkan665

    8 жыл бұрын

    +AXE Distortion someone say bass?

  • @axedistortion2595

    @axedistortion2595

    8 жыл бұрын

    Yeah neither did i

  • @Isuckatvideogames210
    @Isuckatvideogames2103 жыл бұрын

    Jared: "I'm really into pop punk" Also jared: *proceeds to play blast beats*

  • @PaulTheSkeptic
    @PaulTheSkeptic7 жыл бұрын

    Ha ha. You should do one about lead singers. You know how many lead singers it takes to screw in a lightbulb? Just one to hold the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

  • @atranfanatic

    @atranfanatic

    7 жыл бұрын

    I would still love to be a front man in a band. And believe me I would be humble and not bark orders. It is a band effort, not just one individual. lol

  • @PaulTheSkeptic

    @PaulTheSkeptic

    7 жыл бұрын

    atranfanatic Well said. Yes, of course a band should be a band but always egos. It's not always the singer, I just kind of like to pick on singers the way Glenn from SSS picks on bass players. Maybe it's because my singer in my band when I was in my 20's had an ego.

  • @FrennisDaemon

    @FrennisDaemon

    7 жыл бұрын

    Paul TheSkeptic What do you call someone who hangs out with a band? The singer.

  • @Clayton-vn6pe

    @Clayton-vn6pe

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @flachzange1614

    @flachzange1614

    4 жыл бұрын

    Frennis Daemon I thought you call that person a bassist.

  • @foixjonwilliamson
    @foixjonwilliamson8 жыл бұрын

    just like that! just like that! just like just like just like that!

  • @angeloalarcon8546

    @angeloalarcon8546

    7 жыл бұрын

    Zach Hill is a god

  • @thesaint8141

    @thesaint8141

    7 жыл бұрын

    Tré Cool is a god

  • @thesaint8141

    @thesaint8141

    7 жыл бұрын

    the rev was a god!!!

  • @Weeaboo_AF

    @Weeaboo_AF

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Björn Adriaansens rip on Pease Mr rev man

  • @rickgutierrez6328

    @rickgutierrez6328

    7 жыл бұрын

    jared dines is a god

  • @drewdewar6910
    @drewdewar69108 жыл бұрын

    "Can you put up a mirror so I can watch myself play?"

  • @kaelanmcalpine2011

    @kaelanmcalpine2011

    8 жыл бұрын

    All I have to do is look at the drums!

  • @odas9274

    @odas9274

    8 жыл бұрын

    THAT IS SO ME

  • @deadspace2121

    @deadspace2121

    8 жыл бұрын

    But can you quantize it first?

  • @poppysmith2181

    @poppysmith2181

    8 жыл бұрын

    But it's actually really helpful

  • @TimWatsonDrums

    @TimWatsonDrums

    6 жыл бұрын

    It is helpful, agreed

  • @jhmoss124
    @jhmoss1248 жыл бұрын

    I can relate to accidentally throwing sticks

  • @larinothmask5970

    @larinothmask5970

    8 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @eddiereece1827

    @eddiereece1827

    8 жыл бұрын

    Was playing at gig, did a pretty crazy fill and somehow let go of my stick and threw it past the bass player😂

  • @larinothmask5970

    @larinothmask5970

    8 жыл бұрын

    eddie reece I threw one in the ceiling

  • @eddiereece1827

    @eddiereece1827

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Hey, That's Pretty Good haha fair man

  • @jamesprice2163

    @jamesprice2163

    6 жыл бұрын

    I got a drum stick launched perfectly into my mouth and into my throat while at band practice a couple months back sadly im the singer and i sounded like shit afterwards (more than i normally do)

  • @TheNerdyGinger
    @TheNerdyGinger4 жыл бұрын

    My introduction video to Jared 😁

  • @bravemenrun.

    @bravemenrun.

    4 жыл бұрын

    ooo verification

  • @dudydude3287

    @dudydude3287

    3 жыл бұрын

    You're that trampoline wrestling dude! I used to watch you all the time!

  • @MegaChorro123

    @MegaChorro123

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same here man

  • @zaynebonshire3900

    @zaynebonshire3900

    3 жыл бұрын

    God that makes me old now 😫

  • @bavackyantho5485

    @bavackyantho5485

    3 жыл бұрын

    You must be from Attack Attack Stick Stickly recording

  • @malkolmlind8598
    @malkolmlind85987 жыл бұрын

    "6 toms, 3 snares." HAHA.

  • @La_sagne

    @La_sagne

    5 жыл бұрын

    ummm... i have 8 toms and 3 snares

  • @ldbboosha

    @ldbboosha

    4 жыл бұрын

    AKA The Bozzio Starter Pack

  • @hummingtoadeadsong

    @hummingtoadeadsong

    4 жыл бұрын

    7 zilbels

  • @the_westeast_productions

    @the_westeast_productions

    4 жыл бұрын

    I have 2 snares and 3 toms so that is close

  • @k0slizard389

    @k0slizard389

    3 жыл бұрын

    I have 20 hi-hats, 10 snares,1 Tom,12 rides.half a crash crash and 46 bass drums and only one pedal.

  • @maxjovanovic3214
    @maxjovanovic32148 жыл бұрын

    Try doing "things bands argue about in the studio"

  • @FramingArmageddonIE
    @FramingArmageddonIE9 жыл бұрын

    I said ONE of those things ONE TIME while in the studio...

  • @JohnCrichton

    @JohnCrichton

    9 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I've been playing for 20 years now and I don't think I've ever said about 75% of that shit at any point. His description does say that this video is a parody of other videos titled "things drummers say in the studio". So either he worded that wrong, or he intends for this video to be extremely unfunny to any actual drummer.

  • @FramingArmageddonIE

    @FramingArmageddonIE

    9 жыл бұрын

    John Crichton Just a video for shits and giggles.

  • @JohnCrichton

    @JohnCrichton

    9 жыл бұрын

    xxxPinkyGSterxxx That's the thing though, I didnt giggle. It does say the video is a parody, so maybe he's making fun of how annoying and stupid these types of videos are.

  • @crasowl

    @crasowl

    9 жыл бұрын

    John Crichton He didn't word it wrong, you read it wrong. Read the description again. This has nothing to do with other videos.

  • @JohnCrichton

    @JohnCrichton

    9 жыл бұрын

    crasowl Yeah you're right. I thought it was supposed to be a parody of other stupid videos like this.

  • @jacobveale2641
    @jacobveale26417 жыл бұрын

    wooh! who tuned this?? was it me?! I think it was me

  • @zacharyashworth6498

    @zacharyashworth6498

    7 жыл бұрын

    he said that in things guitarist say in the studio

  • @aylbdrmadison1051

    @aylbdrmadison1051

    5 жыл бұрын

    _"I think it was me."_ That's smartest thing this character said, lols.

  • @bigboy123-9

    @bigboy123-9

    4 жыл бұрын

    you watched the video too?? 😂😂😂

  • @samkoch4829

    @samkoch4829

    4 жыл бұрын

    Zachary Ashworth and the guitar store employees

  • @Cl0v3rComics
    @Cl0v3rComics3 жыл бұрын

    As I guitarist I will say: Drummers have the hardest job.

  • @theshowoftedybears774

    @theshowoftedybears774

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @solracv8528

    @solracv8528

    3 жыл бұрын

    Puss

  • @Cl0v3rComics

    @Cl0v3rComics

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@solracv8528 sue me. Maybe not in other genres but R.I.P. to drummers in thrash or death cuz their legs must’ve had cramps like none other.

  • @solracv8528

    @solracv8528

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Cl0v3rComics true

  • @blucci-_-boy4208

    @blucci-_-boy4208

    2 жыл бұрын

    I’m a bass player and I thank the lord with how much freedom I have being a bass player

  • @SuperMrSuperHero1
    @SuperMrSuperHero19 жыл бұрын

    You forgot "Are you done tuning yet?!"

  • @cnrd-ih3yz

    @cnrd-ih3yz

    6 жыл бұрын

    SuperMrSuperHero1 thats me in a band lol

  • @sammydwalton7115

    @sammydwalton7115

    6 жыл бұрын

    cnrd 2017 literally everyday

  • @sirgodua
    @sirgodua9 жыл бұрын

    "Yeah ready. Go ahead, start recording" *click* *click* *click* *click* "Can you start it once again? Wasn't ready for this."

  • @falx94
    @falx947 жыл бұрын

    This is simultaneously pissing me off and cracking me up because it's so fucking accurate.

  • @teelp4
    @teelp44 жыл бұрын

    “Why does my drum set smell like a wet dog??” I’m ashamed that I can relate to this🤦🏿🤦🏿🤦🏿🤦🏿

  • @thedamagedone3966

    @thedamagedone3966

    3 жыл бұрын

    same😂

  • @blucci-_-boy4208

    @blucci-_-boy4208

    2 жыл бұрын

    I read this while laying next to my dog🤣Lol.

  • @1waka2laka
    @1waka2laka9 жыл бұрын

    "I think you messed up the guitar part...yea you did...its wrong..." oh my god, Im fuckin dying

  • @danishviking5011

    @danishviking5011

    9 жыл бұрын

    1waka2laka Someone call 911!!!

  • @rubemevangelista3868

    @rubemevangelista3868

    9 жыл бұрын

    1waka2laka That was the best part xD

  • @adammcdowell7652

    @adammcdowell7652

    8 жыл бұрын

    My drummer says that me

  • @dookieheadboi2625

    @dookieheadboi2625

    7 жыл бұрын

    1waka2laka did you survive lol

  • @jiki776

    @jiki776

    7 жыл бұрын

    If my drummer would say that to me he's dead :D

  • @TenSecondSongs
    @TenSecondSongs9 жыл бұрын

    LOL Hilarious.

  • @iqceo4276

    @iqceo4276

    3 жыл бұрын

    indeed

  • @shanecoleman5309
    @shanecoleman53098 жыл бұрын

    hey guys can we try this song I wrote, it's in 13/8

  • @kratos9888

    @kratos9888

    7 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @pastanbacon

    @pastanbacon

    7 жыл бұрын

    no true (yes it is))

  • @pigeonboy7696

    @pigeonboy7696

    7 жыл бұрын

    Try 21/8

  • @Ston247

    @Ston247

    7 жыл бұрын

    LMAO ! Hell yeah !

  • @GENATARi

    @GENATARi

    7 жыл бұрын

    4/20

  • @MrMrapples104
    @MrMrapples1047 жыл бұрын

    "I only want to redo 9 things" and "my neighbors hate me" are the ONLY things I've said.

  • @aylbdrmadison1051

    @aylbdrmadison1051

    5 жыл бұрын

    Then you're not doing it right, lols.

  • @531ff

    @531ff

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bang me

  • @SladetheBlade..

    @SladetheBlade..

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@531ff lol

  • @miloshapiro1413
    @miloshapiro14138 жыл бұрын

    Things beginner drummers say: "Oh, Ringo Starr sucks bruh."

  • @ziiofswe

    @ziiofswe

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Wafl Kone Well, he wasn't even the best drummer in Beatles....

  • @matchboxcody6561

    @matchboxcody6561

    8 жыл бұрын

    +ziiofswe I like that reference you just made

  • @ianmyrick4032

    @ianmyrick4032

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Wafl Kone been playing 6 years, and I'm at an advanced level by now. Also play percussion and am learning guitar so I know a bit about music. I still say Ringo Starr sucks

  • @editingdude122

    @editingdude122

    8 жыл бұрын

    I thought he played so hard he got blisters on his fingers.

  • @jackrob5

    @jackrob5

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Ian Myrick He may not be talented but he is a good drummer because he plays what needs to be played never too much never not enough

  • @gijsklaassen8851
    @gijsklaassen88518 жыл бұрын

    Am I the only drummer that makes puns all the time with a badum tss?

  • @Hester_prynne

    @Hester_prynne

    8 жыл бұрын

    Rimshot

  • @barrybbenson9151

    @barrybbenson9151

    6 жыл бұрын

    You sounds like an annoying drummer (kidding lol)

  • @archdukefranzferdinand4992

    @archdukefranzferdinand4992

    5 жыл бұрын

    And you’re holding a bass guitar in your profile picture so I assume you play that as well. Nice

  • @djvskakdgsjxgdoe

    @djvskakdgsjxgdoe

    5 жыл бұрын

    The drummer in the band I'm in also sings so she talks through the mic really loudly and makes puns. I love her.

  • @tomecabrita6775

    @tomecabrita6775

    5 жыл бұрын

    You are not alone

  • @joedonald6930
    @joedonald69306 жыл бұрын

    “Just quantize it.” “Quantize it.” “QUAAAAAAAANNNTIIIIIIIIIIIZZE!!!”

  • @shaihulud4515
    @shaihulud45157 жыл бұрын

    I really like it, when a drummer beefs about his ´kick sound. I then usually push some buttons on the console that do absolutely nothing, telling them I'd adjust EQs and compression. Then I ask them which sound they prefer: chances are that almost 99 out of 100 say "Oh yeah, now it's much better - really love that sound!"

  • @HVoltage152
    @HVoltage1528 жыл бұрын

    From my personal experience as an Engineer. "We're getting some levels, can you give me your kit, one piece at a time?" *tap.... tap... tap* "Okay, can you hit it like you mean it?" *tap... tap tap tap...* "Nonono, like how you're gonna play." "That IS how I play!!!" "Alright fine.." *Finish checking levels* "Okay, let's do a dry run, 3, 2, 1.." *EVERYTHING FUCKING CLIPS*

  • @owenwexler7214

    @owenwexler7214

    4 жыл бұрын

    * band I played bass in recording our demo circa 2004 * “Man, you gotta stop hitting the snare like this {|} [makes diamond shape around his own crotchetal area with his hands]” - recording engineer to our drummer

  • @johnbush5347

    @johnbush5347

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@owenwexler7214 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @corinnegermanotta3590
    @corinnegermanotta35909 жыл бұрын

    "The metronome is throwing me off." Lolll

  • @axelmarkle8154

    @axelmarkle8154

    9 жыл бұрын

    I was looking at your comment while he was saying that.

  • @Anonymous10801
    @Anonymous108017 жыл бұрын

    us drummers have our own culture. and yes. I hate metronomes

  • @mariosziavros6846

    @mariosziavros6846

    7 жыл бұрын

    why do you hate metronomes?i don't get that

  • @OathToAwesome

    @OathToAwesome

    7 жыл бұрын

    As a drummer, for whatever reason it's a pain in the ass for me to try to do something at the tempo of a metronome. Give me any sort of riff and I can figure out the right tempo easy, but something about metronomes just doesn't click with how my brain understands playing. It's probably related to how the metronome clicks on every beat when most drummers only accent two beats for every four-beat measure (as an example), but I'm not entirely sure.

  • @hinjurock

    @hinjurock

    7 жыл бұрын

    Natural feel and timing is the best. Modern music is too over-produced and over-processed.

  • @ibanezrgt6ex

    @ibanezrgt6ex

    7 жыл бұрын

    Because it shows you that you are not on the point i guess.....

  • @projectmoved69

    @projectmoved69

    7 жыл бұрын

    being a drummer myself..i can understand what bowser here is saying. i can tap my foot and figure out the BPM of any song just by doing that really..but..i try to metronome it out and it throws me off severely. maybe cause im not a music reader either..eh. idunno. i assign the "clicks" as it were to notes.

  • @freidrickmace2366
    @freidrickmace23667 жыл бұрын

    Joey jordison is a GOD

  • @leck1408

    @leck1408

    6 жыл бұрын

    He is best drummer in my opinion

  • @whiiitepony

    @whiiitepony

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yea slipknot 🔥🔥

  • @slipknotmfkrlocust8843

    @slipknotmfkrlocust8843

    6 жыл бұрын

    ikr

  • @hugotonnis

    @hugotonnis

    6 жыл бұрын

    BEEF BEEF he’s extremely good, but not the best

  • @bradleyschmaltz5192

    @bradleyschmaltz5192

    6 жыл бұрын

    Joey j

  • @DennisWardsTrakShak
    @DennisWardsTrakShak8 жыл бұрын

    That video describes the last 20 years of my career as a sound engineer......

  • @GC-hy2nv

    @GC-hy2nv

    5 жыл бұрын

    As a drummer who has yet to work in a studio setting, can you recommend tips that would help make the process smoother and more successful?

  • @AlessandroRorato

    @AlessandroRorato

    5 жыл бұрын

    Shut the f**k up and do what the audio engineer says. ALWAYS. :D

  • @RoccoPezzin
    @RoccoPezzin9 жыл бұрын

    hahaha this is pure gold!!

  • @RyHitch

    @RyHitch

    9 жыл бұрын

    Fancy seeing you here.

  • @jxomxo
    @jxomxo6 жыл бұрын

    "I'm really into pop punk!" *blast beats*

  • @Rohmtschen
    @Rohmtschen5 жыл бұрын

    As a drummer I've never been in the studio yet, but it's good to know what I'm going to say when I get there.

  • @MobileDecay
    @MobileDecay9 жыл бұрын

    You forgot the part where the drummer gets mad and throws his stick at someone.

  • @thetruesora2111
    @thetruesora21118 жыл бұрын

    "I think you messed up the guitar part. Yea you did....It's wrong." Fuck, that's my drummer right there. I just throw him the look like, "Bitch are you serious? Just play your damn phrasing"

  • @emotrash5721

    @emotrash5721

    6 жыл бұрын

    Daniel Scarlett once me and the bassest got into a physical fight since i thought he fucked up the part and he thought i messed up the drum part. I hit him with a stick lol he was the one that played it wrong also

  • @NilsKimman

    @NilsKimman

    6 жыл бұрын

    emo trash name checks out

  • @hecksongs9803
    @hecksongs98038 жыл бұрын

    As a drummer... oh god I'm so embarrassed. What I love about Jared is he so accurately roasts himself ;)

  • @Alex-bv6gc
    @Alex-bv6gc5 жыл бұрын

    Why am I watching this I don’t play drums

  • @orrinblackmore2313

    @orrinblackmore2313

    4 жыл бұрын

    You better play BASS then

  • @schmilew1230

    @schmilew1230

    4 жыл бұрын

    same

  • @Mizziri
    @Mizziri9 жыл бұрын

    "I'm really into Pop Punk" TUNTUNTUNTUNTUNTUNTUNTUNTUNTUNTUNTUN

  • @samhaokip9126
    @samhaokip91269 жыл бұрын

    What the fuck did you just say about Chris Adler bro????

  • @theinfantfinite6667

    @theinfantfinite6667

    8 жыл бұрын

    Chris Adler is fucking great lol

  • @sebastiaan.visser

    @sebastiaan.visser

    8 жыл бұрын

    its satire bro

  • @noahthomas1785

    @noahthomas1785

    8 жыл бұрын

    i think he disrespected the great Chris Adler

  • @noahthomas1785

    @noahthomas1785

    8 жыл бұрын

    +TheInfantFinite666 agreed

  • @iDrumGod

    @iDrumGod

    8 жыл бұрын

    Exactly what I fucking thought. He just stepped over the line..

  • @gustavovieira7708
    @gustavovieira77084 жыл бұрын

    "I'm really into pop punk" *s t a r t a b l a s t b e a t*

  • @tjsavage2488
    @tjsavage24886 жыл бұрын

    3:51 that remix though

  • @chrisosullyo91
    @chrisosullyo919 жыл бұрын

    1:13 and 3:21 are me all over. My bandmates told me once that I actually play better when they're not in the room. :') Social anxiety and drum beats do not mix!

  • @elitebelt
    @elitebelt9 жыл бұрын

    "Just quantize it. Quantize it. Quantiiiiiiiiiii.." LOLOMFG

  • @michaelborg4771
    @michaelborg47718 жыл бұрын

    "How does it sound? Did it sound okay?.......Sound"

  • @colinneal3069
    @colinneal30694 жыл бұрын

    When he said Chris Adler is overrated I think I had an annurism

  • @chubz01

    @chubz01

    4 жыл бұрын

    I felt thatttt,I was,like,boyyyyyy,you better take that back.That dude's been my idol for years.😅

  • @Fiddling_while_Rome_burns
    @Fiddling_while_Rome_burns8 жыл бұрын

    I have been known to say, "the metronome must have got it wrong."

  • @drummersrockdotshop6539

    @drummersrockdotshop6539

    4 жыл бұрын

    wow!!,this Coffee is Totally Making Me Play Better

  • @ScreaminVengeance101
    @ScreaminVengeance1018 жыл бұрын

    Jared sounds like Tom Hanks at 3:26!

  • @adamlindsay4761

    @adamlindsay4761

    8 жыл бұрын

    That part actually made me laugh

  • @jaymz

    @jaymz

    8 жыл бұрын

    QUUAAANNNTIIZZE

  • @ethan043

    @ethan043

    8 жыл бұрын

    +SV101 QUANTIIIIIIIIIIIIII

  • @anaisapennick9818

    @anaisapennick9818

    6 жыл бұрын

    Antipopmusick lmfaoo

  • @Terrezio

    @Terrezio

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm never gonna be able to un-hear that xD

  • @fallvos
    @fallvos3 жыл бұрын

    1:21 “I’m just gonna try something new” 😂😂😂

  • @artahikhan7e210
    @artahikhan7e2102 жыл бұрын

    man!!! this brings me back memories!!

  • @TheRamenMaster
    @TheRamenMaster9 жыл бұрын

    As a drummer I can confirm that this is exactly what we do.

  • @Drumstickclub
    @Drumstickclub9 жыл бұрын

    you can fix that, right? ^^^^

  • @badoocee1967

    @badoocee1967

    9 жыл бұрын

    WhaaaaaaaaaaT Haha Good one.

  • @arthurwashburn7624

    @arthurwashburn7624

    9 жыл бұрын

    the metronome is throwing me off ..ha LOL Hilarious

  • @emimihai14
    @emimihai148 жыл бұрын

    As a drummer, I say this is very accurate

  • @messyjolay6932
    @messyjolay69326 жыл бұрын

    This is my new favorite video on KZread

  • @dai-yjamccurty116
    @dai-yjamccurty1168 жыл бұрын

    3:35 When you're told to sing your part

  • @Zm598
    @Zm5989 жыл бұрын

    But....but...neil peart, he is a god...

  • @Xrball

    @Xrball

    9 жыл бұрын

    Rush 2112 agreed

  • @MeshuggahFan-iy6tb

    @MeshuggahFan-iy6tb

    8 жыл бұрын

    Ehhhhh.....

  • @BDeClue18

    @BDeClue18

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Rush 2112 I think god is an understatement when discussing the almighty Neil Peart

  • @nonperson9825

    @nonperson9825

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Brandon DeClue im not a drummer but i agree

  • @Zm598

    @Zm598

    8 жыл бұрын

    ***** i have to disagree, but it really is all opinion, my opinion is neil is the best no question

  • @rickyshults7818
    @rickyshults78186 жыл бұрын

    Jareds videos are the best. No matter how depressed I am they always make me laugh

  • @TylerPCoyne
    @TylerPCoyne4 жыл бұрын

    0:32 enough said! R.I.P Neil and Joey!

  • @orrinblackmore2313

    @orrinblackmore2313

    4 жыл бұрын

    Send "F" in the chat

  • @pearpiece97
    @pearpiece978 жыл бұрын

    1:31 **COUGH* ST ANGER ALBUM **COUGH**

  • @PrivateRyker123
    @PrivateRyker1239 жыл бұрын

    The mic check part is so on its unbelievable.

  • @ryandicksen8377
    @ryandicksen83772 жыл бұрын

    R.I.P. Neil & Joey

  • @robbieasaldo2090
    @robbieasaldo2090 Жыл бұрын

    0:37 "I'm really into punk rock" 0:39 *proceeds to play blast beats*

  • @MaelstromTheDemon
    @MaelstromTheDemon9 жыл бұрын

    Just like that! Just like that! Just like Just like Just like that!

  • @edgarespino3005
    @edgarespino30059 жыл бұрын

    "Ah yeah I normally have 6 toms, 3 snares, 12 toms, and 7 sill bells" haha that killed me

  • @carliebegaye2867
    @carliebegaye28674 жыл бұрын

    “joey jordison is a god” all drummers should say that

  • @halfalivepogostick

    @halfalivepogostick

    2 жыл бұрын

    RIP

  • @kermitthephrog9949
    @kermitthephrog99493 жыл бұрын

    A man of many talents I see

  • @conanmiddleton925
    @conanmiddleton9258 жыл бұрын

    Ahh when I was at college, I used to HATE it when you did a mic volume check, and the performer either speaks into the mic, or plays a LOT more quietly on their instrument of choice. Then you set the click, hit record, they start to play/sing and BANG everything is hitting the red on the mixer, well over 0DB and you have to reset every channel as fast as possible, then retake. The part where he did the mic check gently, then beat the hell out of the drums when the engineer would of recorded, would of really pissed me off. Also, guitarists, take note. We have set our microphones up for the best sound for you and your band, please don't be the one who goes straight to their amp, and moves the fucking mic, and then complains you can't be heard during live performance. We can only turn you up so far. That does my nut in too(If you are not using a DI, sometimes guitarists like their amp to be used. We honestly are trying to get it to sound great for the WHOLE band in a live environment, please don't move any mics around! Singer is obviously exempt in live performance).

  • @conanmiddleton925

    @conanmiddleton925

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Conan Middleton Haha he done it in the video, I hadn't got to that part when I wrote the first part, moved the top snare MIC. Also saying the guitar part is wrong lol.

  • @Liljohnnyprod

    @Liljohnnyprod

    8 жыл бұрын

    Longest fucking coment ever

  • @conanmiddleton925

    @conanmiddleton925

    8 жыл бұрын

    Wolfganistain Pack It is quite long-but it isn't hard to read either, for non English speakers I understand it could be hard though.

  • @kungfuman82

    @kungfuman82

    6 жыл бұрын

    Conan Middleton Well I was raised to never do anyone's nut in, so this is good advice.

  • @NathanHakoune
    @NathanHakoune9 жыл бұрын

    Man! MIKE FUCKIN' PORTNOY SHARED YOUR VID ON FACEBOOK!!!!

  • @madLphnt
    @madLphnt4 жыл бұрын

    I love the smashcuts to the blast beats.....hilarious.

  • @RiffMasterShred
    @RiffMasterShred8 жыл бұрын

    lol the Chris Adler part cracked me up cuz you know he had shame in his eyes.

  • @St_Mindless

    @St_Mindless

    5 жыл бұрын

    Chris Adler is an absolute monster on drums

  • @RemixedVoice

    @RemixedVoice

    4 жыл бұрын

    Chris is neither underrated nor overrated.

  • @ryanjeffares8238
    @ryanjeffares82389 жыл бұрын

    "The metronome is throwing me off" hahaha these videos are gold

  • @mr.glabalabadubeestuthemex3845
    @mr.glabalabadubeestuthemex38457 жыл бұрын

    "Why would I pay for warranty?" Thing I say to every guitar center employee.

  • @skylineeLOL
    @skylineeLOL6 жыл бұрын

    "MY PEDAL IS SLIPING!" That always happen to me. Like at the middle of the song i reach at the natural place where it was before and my feet falls into the void of death...

  • @joeknecht429
    @joeknecht4297 жыл бұрын

    This is great! 😂😂 I loved the mic check one especially 👍🏻

  • @glennhorvath879
    @glennhorvath8799 жыл бұрын

    you forgot: Ok I will use less cowbell if the guitar players stop using their e-strings.

  • @finlaychilds2008
    @finlaychilds20087 жыл бұрын

    I'm a drummer and I actually do hate the metronome😂

  • @boombox8118

    @boombox8118

    7 жыл бұрын

    finlay childs How you play on time

  • @finlaychilds2008

    @finlaychilds2008

    7 жыл бұрын

    I listen to the music

  • @wagilini9723

    @wagilini9723

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yeah dude, the metronome is always off by a few beats.

  • @joywolfe.

    @joywolfe.

    7 жыл бұрын

    Is that a joke?

  • @finlaychilds2008

    @finlaychilds2008

    7 жыл бұрын

    Xenon Glass nope

  • @SoulSecureOfficial
    @SoulSecureOfficial7 жыл бұрын

    Oh man, that mic check bit was hilarious!

  • @maxm9664
    @maxm96646 жыл бұрын

    “The metronome is throwing me off” 😂😂

  • @DudeWheresMyTom
    @DudeWheresMyTom9 жыл бұрын

    the skit starting at 0:58 literally killed me hahahaha

  • @1lucasii

    @1lucasii

    9 жыл бұрын

    RIP

  • @DudeWheresMyTom

    @DudeWheresMyTom

    9 жыл бұрын

    steezermusic cheers man x

  • @magicD53

    @magicD53

    9 жыл бұрын

    Another person who needs to learn the meaning of literally

  • @DudeWheresMyTom

    @DudeWheresMyTom

    9 жыл бұрын

    magicD_drummaguy Oh excellent, I've drawn the attention of one of you lot, everyone's favourite type of KZreadr I'm well aware of the definition of literally (who the fuck isn't) I'm also confident that you know how to spell 'drummer' correctly, but do I complain about you choosing to spell it wrong? No because it's fucking unnecessary To sum up, thank you for your contribution, I'm sure Jared is as equally excited as I am to see your next comment

  • @magicD53

    @magicD53

    9 жыл бұрын

    I have it as "drumma" because that's my PSN name and "drummer" didn't fit. And so I decided to name my username with "drumma" because I have OCD and didn't want it different as my PSN. Also to miss confusion

  • @sethheaster5715
    @sethheaster57158 жыл бұрын

    Never mentions John Bonham...

  • @laslalal8451

    @laslalal8451

    5 жыл бұрын

    THE god

  • @centralintelligenceagency7529

    @centralintelligenceagency7529

    5 жыл бұрын

    I was wondering why he never said John Bonham

  • @k0slizard389

    @k0slizard389

    3 жыл бұрын

    John Bonham is the king of drums

  • @AJS_Drums

    @AJS_Drums

    3 жыл бұрын

    Never mentions Joe Morello, Art Blakey, Buddy Rich, or Gene Krupa.

  • @futureoutfit
    @futureoutfit7 жыл бұрын

    Dude that was epic! so good

  • @zQoQz
    @zQoQz4 жыл бұрын

    I died at “why does my drum set smell like a wet dog?”

  • @BenKuyt64
    @BenKuyt648 жыл бұрын

    How do you know when the drum riser is level? When the drool comes out both sides of the mouth.

  • @jrdog123

    @jrdog123

    8 жыл бұрын

    haha that's good

  • @robintst

    @robintst

    4 жыл бұрын

    How do you get two drummers to play in sync together? Shoot one.

  • @TheHighKingFingolfin

    @TheHighKingFingolfin

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@robintst AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @ragalack

    @ragalack

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TheHighKingFingolfin are you laughing or yelling I can't tell

  • @balisongpunk8639

    @balisongpunk8639

    4 жыл бұрын

    66samus does not approve

  • @Seffyr
    @Seffyr8 жыл бұрын

    "MY PEDALS KEEP SLIPPING" Story of my fucking life.

  • @thealmightyfastboi1636
    @thealmightyfastboi1636 Жыл бұрын

    'My neighbors hate me' *I felt that*

  • @Amon_Figueroa
    @Amon_Figueroa6 жыл бұрын

    Love your shirt man!

  • @d-rob9265
    @d-rob92658 жыл бұрын

    The clip of him playing really still right after "I'm a very versatile drummer" had me rolling lol

  • @drew_on_drums
    @drew_on_drums7 жыл бұрын

    THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE

  • @mikeread4329
    @mikeread43297 жыл бұрын

    After watching 5 videos hes mentioned Rush in all of them. I love his content and that just sealed the deal. Subscribed.

  • @markt8517
    @markt85178 жыл бұрын

    the metronome is throwing me off i couldn't I'm crying !!!!

  • @kfofficial4647
    @kfofficial46477 жыл бұрын

    "Im the drummer, so fuck you guys" you don't know how often I say something similar to that😂 a situation is like Band: "No thats not how we practiced" Me: "Im the drummer, fuck you...ill just experiment to piss you off" And that is why im not in a band anymore😂😂

  • @tyeverette20

    @tyeverette20

    6 жыл бұрын

    KFOfficial that's not how be in a band ur supposed to play the song the way u practiced And yes I'm actually a drummer myself

  • @turkeysamwich00
    @turkeysamwich009 жыл бұрын

    the realest part of this video is the fact that he's wearing a zildjian shirt

  • @paulconnordrums8936
    @paulconnordrums89363 жыл бұрын

    The metronome is throwing me off 😂. Very true 😂

  • @scarecrow-topic3568
    @scarecrow-topic35684 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for saying Joey you did one of his solos for the beginning