They Don't DO NOTHING 😡🤬 w/ Joey Diaz

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Credits: The Church of What's Happening Now

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  • @jartunk
    @jartunk Жыл бұрын

    I love how progressively louder he gets 😂

  • @j0hndobile802

    @j0hndobile802

    Жыл бұрын

    "Thei don' do nuthin'!! "

  • @VegetaGrowsAtHome

    @VegetaGrowsAtHome

    Жыл бұрын

    Seriously!! "JOE ROGAN!"

  • @samuelpilon9749

    @samuelpilon9749

    Жыл бұрын

    cubans good sir 😂

  • @DannyDoggedYou

    @DannyDoggedYou

    Жыл бұрын

    @@VegetaGrowsAtHome 😭you know when the full name gets dropped he means what he’s saying 😂💀

  • @buzznfrog6702

    @buzznfrog6702

    Жыл бұрын

    He thinks it’s funny but its just annoying

  • @christopherjones8149
    @christopherjones8149 Жыл бұрын

    Joey's anger level rises as he's making his point 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍

  • @hudsonthomas7001

    @hudsonthomas7001

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @matthewbailey8588

    @matthewbailey8588

    Жыл бұрын

    His signature my friend

  • @rocko3240

    @rocko3240

    Жыл бұрын

    I share that with Joey and I’ll just like a engine reviving up

  • @benjaminengland

    @benjaminengland

    Жыл бұрын

    The Italian way to get our point across.

  • @jameyfrey7445
    @jameyfrey7445 Жыл бұрын

    THEY DONT PLAY CHECKERS 🗣️🔥🔥

  • @illuminati666

    @illuminati666

    Жыл бұрын

    NO EDGE!!! 😩😂

  • @raygun26

    @raygun26

    5 ай бұрын

    Checkas 😂😂😂

  • @carolean282

    @carolean282

    13 күн бұрын

    ​@@raygun26checkas in paris

  • @birdmonster115
    @birdmonster115 Жыл бұрын

    I thought he was talking about lazy people, then he stated yelling about drugs😂😂

  • @mialandsem363

    @mialandsem363

    Жыл бұрын

    he did talk about lazy people and people who (don't do nothing)

  • @slimshady4life689

    @slimshady4life689

    Жыл бұрын

    No matter what Joey starts talking about he always ends his conversation yelling about drugs 😂😂

  • @scramie3761

    @scramie3761

    Жыл бұрын

    He meant people who don't smoke, drink, do drugs or have anything weird about them. Those people typically don't have any funny or interesting experiences in life so you get bored of them quickly

  • @djingiskhan4581

    @djingiskhan4581

    Жыл бұрын

    Very true

  • @Mrcaptainmorgan93

    @Mrcaptainmorgan93

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@Scramie you forgot checkers lol

  • @P60B40
    @P60B40 Жыл бұрын

    “I’M IN”😤 😤 😤

  • @adolfomendez924

    @adolfomendez924

    Жыл бұрын

    You suck toes? Cus if so IM IN😤 😂

  • @joecash8826

    @joecash8826

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm SO IN!!🤣😎

  • @wolfrickthedesigner4748
    @wolfrickthedesigner4748 Жыл бұрын

    Spice of life God damnit 😂

  • @rexmedina4561

    @rexmedina4561

    Жыл бұрын

    Gawd damnit that was funny 😂😂😂

  • @Marcomanexists
    @Marcomanexists Жыл бұрын

    “How long do you like those people for? You don’t” 😭😂 so true

  • @austindelisle3900

    @austindelisle3900

    6 ай бұрын

    Hahahahah

  • @yungdodds
    @yungdodds Жыл бұрын

    “If you tell me you don’t like alcoholics but love heroin I’m in!” That’s gold😂

  • @hectorkjv_1611
    @hectorkjv_16117 ай бұрын

    They don't play CHECKAAS 😂😂😂

  • @ryanmccullen885
    @ryanmccullen885 Жыл бұрын

    Joey Diaz makes me feel proud of myself for taking 4+ dabs and get blasted on a daily basis

  • @sammitchell2139

    @sammitchell2139

    Жыл бұрын

    Those are rookie numbers😂😂😂 (I have a problem)

  • @ryanmccullen885

    @ryanmccullen885

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sammitchell2139 once I hit 8 -10 dabs I jus lay on the floor and go to bed. Even if it’s 8 o’clock

  • @alvaroalanis2878

    @alvaroalanis2878

    Жыл бұрын

    bro y'all are in a great place, don't up the weed consumption lmao (I also have a problem) xD

  • @699JBW699

    @699JBW699

    Жыл бұрын

    Yall stoopid mfs addicted, check yourself

  • @eank3429

    @eank3429

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@ryanmccullen885 ya hit a point eventually where it doesn't feel like anything. Rinse repeat for 10 years

  • @prospectxii7493
    @prospectxii7493 Жыл бұрын

    The transition from “they don’t do drugs” to “they don’t play checkers” is crazyyy 😂

  • @masoncampbell3314
    @masoncampbell3314 Жыл бұрын

    Joeys like “ you ever meet someone that doesn’t even do drugs?” Lol like it’s so uncommon

  • @leo565j6

    @leo565j6

    Жыл бұрын

    Be gratefull you grew up with minimal to no drugs around you.

  • @november4516

    @november4516

    Жыл бұрын

    It is extremely uncommon for someone to go through life and not do a single drug. Remember alcohol is a drug as well, probably one of the worst ones.

  • @mikelsidler5821

    @mikelsidler5821

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@november4516 Exactly. You drink coffee everyday? You are addicted already and you still spout some shit about being a druggie. I swear some people are so stupid they gonna tell you that drinking coffee everyday is a LOT better than smoking fat joint once in a while.

  • @tsrenis

    @tsrenis

    Жыл бұрын

    i used to think like you until i figured out that 70% of my old school friends are banging full fishscale 8 ball rolling in the deep nose candy

  • @Professional.Bro.777

    @Professional.Bro.777

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tsrenis yeah dude life between 20 and 35 is crazy for most people

  • @chad8813
    @chad8813 Жыл бұрын

    How many times have you watched this? Me: yes

  • @scotwilliams4789

    @scotwilliams4789

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MB-ft5kv

    @MB-ft5kv

    5 ай бұрын

    still watch it from time to time :D shit is to good and so true XD

  • @shaunpenn6894
    @shaunpenn6894 Жыл бұрын

    This nigga crazy😂😂😂 I love him

  • @jackbagot2419
    @jackbagot2419 Жыл бұрын

    Checkers had me rolling

  • @WhoNeedOn
    @WhoNeedOn Жыл бұрын

    I love how joey sees how he can get those around him and he just keeps pushing and pushing until they wheeze themselves to death ☠

  • @monkeyrocks1957
    @monkeyrocks1957 Жыл бұрын

    He's literally everyone's uncle if your cuban lol

  • @slydoll7877
    @slydoll7877 Жыл бұрын

    Omg I relate to this so hard. My inlaw does NOTHING...no hobbies and no vices. I just cannot compute.

  • @jemraldiii

    @jemraldiii

    9 ай бұрын

    HE DON'T DO NOTHING?!

  • @mastertrey4683

    @mastertrey4683

    9 күн бұрын

    Those type of people be the freakiest behind closed doors

  • @maskofearth
    @maskofearth Жыл бұрын

    Joey goes from calm to full ultra instinct!!!!!

  • @Valferno_
    @Valferno_ Жыл бұрын

    i play chess and watch the sky... so i do something

  • @Bungadin639

    @Bungadin639

    Жыл бұрын

    Cocaine and chess is the one

  • @yato7882

    @yato7882

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@Bungadin639 Bro ur name makes this comment so much better. Xd made my day

  • @Valferno_

    @Valferno_

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Bungadin639 bro imagine the plays if everyone was just on crack

  • @BlackBeavisThataIsntReallyBlac

    @BlackBeavisThataIsntReallyBlac

    Жыл бұрын

    DO YOU SUCK TOES FOR BREAKFAST?!

  • @MSP_

    @MSP_

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@Valferno_ is that an en passant on the king I see, ha ha 👀

  • @Jorge-gu8iy
    @Jorge-gu8iy Жыл бұрын

    Don’t do nuttin!

  • @brendansweeney9719
    @brendansweeney971910 ай бұрын

    "They dont play checkas" 😂

  • @starrpatrick2905
    @starrpatrick2905 Жыл бұрын

    His energy. My gawsh. Please. More. I’d love to be around this guy and then go take a 5 hour nap.

  • @jorgeespinoza6645
    @jorgeespinoza6645 Жыл бұрын

    My boi Joey stay inspiring addicts to keep keeping ON

  • @adamtucker117
    @adamtucker117 Жыл бұрын

    Joeys gotta strong neck to turn his head that many times with force😂

  • @timothyjamaloodin4558
    @timothyjamaloodin4558 Жыл бұрын

    “They don’t play checkers” got me 😂😂😂

  • @rickflorida3838
    @rickflorida3838 Жыл бұрын

    He’s my favorite comic of all time 😂😂😂

  • @dustinjackson4761
    @dustinjackson4761 Жыл бұрын

    "They don't play checkers"

  • @leny7858
    @leny7858 Жыл бұрын

    its all about enthusiasm with that you can say anything and make that shit captivating

  • @playedbyear998
    @playedbyear998 Жыл бұрын

    “They dont play checkers” had me weak💀

  • @roxythepariah9914
    @roxythepariah9914 Жыл бұрын

    “…don’t play checkers…” that shit got me😂

  • @detectivepigeon5938
    @detectivepigeon5938 Жыл бұрын

    If they don't do nothing, they're doing something...

  • @pharox9711

    @pharox9711

    Жыл бұрын

    I think about this all the time especially in regards to the big bang nothing is something we can quantify nothing with the absence of something but that in of itself is something so if something is nothing and nothing is something is there really anything (high ashell btw)

  • @miketrujillo3677

    @miketrujillo3677

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@pharox9711 east they're a murderer rapist

  • @thelightreview5358

    @thelightreview5358

    Жыл бұрын

    Exactly and it’s worse than what we expect

  • @4salesss

    @4salesss

    Жыл бұрын

    @@pharox9711tf up

  • @Random_UserName4269

    @Random_UserName4269

    Жыл бұрын

    The very act of doing nothing- is in itself, something

  • @RzKay223
    @RzKay22314 күн бұрын

    My favorite speech from Joey Diaz right here.

  • @joshJ.
    @joshJ. Жыл бұрын

    Uncle Joey just wants you to do something 😂❤🎉

  • @MrBooM77

    @MrBooM77

    Жыл бұрын

    We did! 😂😂😂

  • @mimikeofficial86
    @mimikeofficial86 Жыл бұрын

    checkers line makes me laugh every time

  • @mollyjackson1906
    @mollyjackson1906 Жыл бұрын

    I thank God everyday for this man lol

  • @Black_Rose_34
    @Black_Rose_34 Жыл бұрын

    I pissed myself at the checkers part.. lolzz toes muy freaky lol🤣🤣

  • @Jason-yb8qi
    @Jason-yb8qi Жыл бұрын

    They don’t play checkers they don’t do nothin - joey Diaz

  • @reubenkorf8884
    @reubenkorf8884 Жыл бұрын

    He's like a cigar that came to life. I love him 😂😂

  • @61926357
    @61926357 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you Joey. I needed that

  • @earthgoddesslay385
    @earthgoddesslay385 Жыл бұрын

    Well that escalated quickly lol

  • @Calebshipley5
    @Calebshipley5 Жыл бұрын

    This hit deep made me realize I’m in a group of people that have flaws and hate people who hide theirs

  • @fachriardiansyah2613

    @fachriardiansyah2613

    8 ай бұрын

    Fr man

  • @UKGBManny
    @UKGBManny7 ай бұрын

    They don't do Nothing!! 🤣

  • @carfirehawk1
    @carfirehawk1 Жыл бұрын

    From ZERO to a THOUSAND in 2 seconds lol

  • @masonmcgowan2825
    @masonmcgowan2825 Жыл бұрын

    People who “don’t do anything” usually do have something they do, but its something they feel like they have to hide

  • @David-py8kv
    @David-py8kv Жыл бұрын

    This is going to be my new alarm

  • @DefenderOfVirginity
    @DefenderOfVirginity Жыл бұрын

    "they dont play checkers" damn, joey got me rethinking my life

  • @dungarosie
    @dungarosie Жыл бұрын

    That escalated quickly.

  • @aberobert7752
    @aberobert77522 ай бұрын

    Now I know why my friends don't like me

  • @alexisjuillard4816
    @alexisjuillard48169 күн бұрын

    He started on a nearly philosophical calm tone then went crazy one he spammed the "they don't do nothing" button

  • @larlar1728
    @larlar1728 Жыл бұрын

    DAYDONDONOTHIN

  • @tophercaesar5375
    @tophercaesar537519 күн бұрын

    To went from 0-100 real fast, this made him so made haha

  • @Squirtkus
    @Squirtkus Жыл бұрын

    „Sucking toes for breakfast“ bro I’m dead 😂😂

  • @diegocondesa
    @diegocondesa Жыл бұрын

    He’s the David Goggens of the underworld

  • @personperson2969
    @personperson2969 Жыл бұрын

    THEY DON'T PLAY CHECKUZ! 😂

  • @yochips848
    @yochips848 Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂 This is a national treasure. Ralph barbossa and joey diaz are my spirit animals. Basically saying do fucking something

  • @user-pl2rm1zd2x
    @user-pl2rm1zd2x Жыл бұрын

    This is very true, do anything as long as it’s something

  • @EpicAMV911

    @EpicAMV911

    Жыл бұрын

    bro im heavily addicted to coke plz like me(something)

  • @user-pl2rm1zd2x

    @user-pl2rm1zd2x

    Жыл бұрын

    @@EpicAMV911 coke? Real men drink Fanta, grow up.

  • @FreyOdyssey

    @FreyOdyssey

    Жыл бұрын

    @@user-pl2rm1zd2x based

  • @A1GOSKITZ

    @A1GOSKITZ

    Жыл бұрын

    @@user-pl2rm1zd2x he’s not talking about cola

  • @ez6888

    @ez6888

    Жыл бұрын

    @@A1GOSKITZ He’s not? 😱 what could he be talking about then?

  • @LoLFilmStudios
    @LoLFilmStudios Жыл бұрын

    They do things but they don’t share their sins even when they get close.

  • @Curiostygotthecat
    @Curiostygotthecat Жыл бұрын

    Hahahaahahah You Gotta Do Something or im out!! 😅😅😅😅

  • @AlexandruTanasov
    @AlexandruTanasov5 күн бұрын

    Careful what you wish for!!!!😂

  • @danielwhitfield4078
    @danielwhitfield4078 Жыл бұрын

    this is literally how I feel when someone says " nothing much" as a response to whatcha doing? I know its not the same but I can relate somewhat here 🤪

  • @ez6888

    @ez6888

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah you don’t relate. You just weird, that has no correlation to what’s being said here

  • @NecroBurt
    @NecroBurt Жыл бұрын

    I love the way he shouts I’m in gets me pumped.

  • @d_theking6938
    @d_theking6938 Жыл бұрын

    Joey diaz is the type of guy to truly be honest to and respect you for it😂

  • @samomotion2670
    @samomotion2670 Жыл бұрын

    For me what makes this so much more funnier is the distance between doing drugs and playing checkers 😂

  • @BeanyBoy932
    @BeanyBoy932 Жыл бұрын

    “They don’t play checkers” 😂

  • @WesAKAthemilkman
    @WesAKAthemilkman Жыл бұрын

    Fkn art in motion right here SON, uncle joey’s the sheit.

  • @roberthamilton404
    @roberthamilton404 Жыл бұрын

    Straight legend

  • @Vidak07
    @Vidak07 Жыл бұрын

    They don’t play checkers is hilarious 😂

  • @stevenholdsworth8173
    @stevenholdsworth8173 Жыл бұрын

    The checkers bit destroyed me

  • @heatsyncvr
    @heatsyncvr Жыл бұрын

    Bro I thought this was some inspirational shit to be good but this was some inspirational shit on how to get some dope ass friends

  • @twurtle12hd39
    @twurtle12hd3911 ай бұрын

    I met someone once and she was pretty cute so I was trying to talk to her and when I asked what she did for fun outside of work (we worked together) she dead Ass said usually just lay on my floor and just chill sometimes go on tik tok. I was floored 😂

  • @CuriousSquid06

    @CuriousSquid06

    11 ай бұрын

    Well at least who ever dates her doesn’t have to worry about her going out😅

  • @colinjapp6468
    @colinjapp6468 Жыл бұрын

    Pmsl, when Joey don’t like something , he’s letting it out 🤣🥃🥃🥃💪

  • @jeraldcastillo3357
    @jeraldcastillo33576 сағат бұрын

    Joey "I'm in" Diaz

  • @ethanmoss883
    @ethanmoss883 Жыл бұрын

    If you listen closely you can hear his blood pressure rising

  • @Just-yl5fo
    @Just-yl5fo5 ай бұрын

    We gotta love Joey Diaz

  • @46jaloubee
    @46jaloubee Жыл бұрын

    Joey had us in the first half ngl

  • @terrygreen6088
    @terrygreen6088 Жыл бұрын

    I was not prepared for this 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm inn got me like 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @juliant5639
    @juliant5639 Жыл бұрын

    This man speaks out something I wanted to hear so long

  • @gustafzetterstrom570
    @gustafzetterstrom570 Жыл бұрын

    The correct time when we use the phrase: "Well that escalated quickly."

  • @VisaliaMuscle
    @VisaliaMuscle Жыл бұрын

    If they ain't doing nothing nothing, they have a body in the fridge and another boiling in the cellar.

  • @ChapterONE-xl8zq
    @ChapterONE-xl8zq Жыл бұрын

    They don't play checkers 😂

  • @brownkinglokoslim
    @brownkinglokoslim Жыл бұрын

    usually the people I meet that don’t do nothing are high all the time 😂😂

  • @noobnoob8922
    @noobnoob8922 Жыл бұрын

    To be human is to have flaws, vices and addictions. Ofcourse it's a life long goal to reduce and stop indulging in them but a person having none is automatically a red flag.

  • @thejtd21
    @thejtd21 Жыл бұрын

    Nothing funnier than a Joey Diaz rant

  • @kryptico2240
    @kryptico2240 Жыл бұрын

    Gotta do something 💀

  • @Maskoffmizzy
    @Maskoffmizzy Жыл бұрын

    He tryna say don’t trust people who always have to appear perfect

  • @penispuncher247

    @penispuncher247

    Жыл бұрын

    No

  • @johnnahollister3721
    @johnnahollister3721 Жыл бұрын

    I love uncle Joey 😂

  • @lennylennington
    @lennylennington5 ай бұрын

    This is one of the greatest rants I’ve ever heard

  • @YungSkeet_
    @YungSkeet_ Жыл бұрын

    I love Joey so much 😭🤣🤣

  • @bobbomatikk8206
    @bobbomatikk8206 Жыл бұрын

    Love this guy 😂😂😂😂

  • @misterwonder9529
    @misterwonder9529 Жыл бұрын

    I love Joey

  • @Danny_drewthis
    @Danny_drewthis Жыл бұрын

    Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back IN!!!!

  • @stecher1995
    @stecher1995 Жыл бұрын

    I think this is top 5 ever clips I ever saw hahahaha

  • @chicoplaysfn5372
    @chicoplaysfn5372 Жыл бұрын

    Joeys loudness W 😂😂

  • @devansnider7793
    @devansnider7793 Жыл бұрын

    Bro had me until the toes I don't need that kinda edge 😂

  • @Suspicious_Zach
    @Suspicious_Zach Жыл бұрын

    This is my new alarm clock ringtone

  • @osbaldohernandez9174
    @osbaldohernandez9174 Жыл бұрын

    I like to drive fast drive dirt bikes joe

  • @Sobek888
    @Sobek888 Жыл бұрын

    Thank God for Joey

  • @georgecawley8926
    @georgecawley89269 ай бұрын

    I wish he went on.

  • @sanstitre2058
    @sanstitre2058 Жыл бұрын

    The funniest video i saw of him, im crying

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