I was in Italy for 3 years in the army. My favorite assignment ever. Great food and great people.

@fredericklockard3854

3 ай бұрын

@@TonyParmesano-zl6ls huh?

@moonknight4053

3 ай бұрын

Jesus hahahaha

@fredericklockard3854

3 ай бұрын

@@TonyParmesano-zl6ls how many what? Italians? The minimum requirement was 5.

@hchwhat

3 ай бұрын

@@fredericklockard3854wow way to do bare minimum

@fredericklockard3854

3 ай бұрын

@@hchwhat sorry I was an under achiever 😂

I love how he’s descriptive and animated! 😂 A true Italian!

@happy777abc

3 ай бұрын

Yes, we are:)

@einundsiebenziger5488

16 күн бұрын

... how* he's ...

Italy is amazing. Beautiful people, beautiful language and beautiful culture.

The Physical comedy is phenomenal. 😆🤣

@jefffromjersey52

3 ай бұрын

Even when he does like a Guy shooting a Bow and Arrow.. you can tell he probably never actually did it himself, but he looked into it , or at least Researched it at little or watched some videos, and then made it funny and all his own ...

Respect to our generation who spent childhood summers without air conditioning everywhere, parents smoking at the dinner table, no seatbelts, no sunglasses, no sunscreen, sometimes shirtless, in discount flip flops, licking the sharp metal lids of pudding cups, riding our Kmart bicycles to go discovering, chugging pitchers of sugary Koolaid and learning to swim on our own in apartment or community pools with no lifeguards on duty.🎉

"SPF 30,000" got me the giggles 😂😂😂

@johnryder2438

3 ай бұрын

😅

@emanuelemarchisio3818

3 ай бұрын

not sure he was an Italian kid: they would only wear a speedo and one application of tanning lotion :D :D

I rewatch these when I’m feeling down and makes me happier every time 😂❤

LOVE Sebastian and LOVE Italy, gorgeous country, it has it all.

This routine never gets old. It's classic. He is one of the best.❤

@joec361

3 ай бұрын

My favorite stand up, his older material never gets old.

@edwinrodeo

3 ай бұрын

👍😁

@camarofan7254

3 ай бұрын

Wow. It's among he lamest things I've ever seen. Patrice O'Neal, John Pinette, Louis CK, Chris Rock, Bill Burr, Anthony Jeselnik, Sam Kinison, Steven Wright - those are among the best.

I miss your physical comedy SO MUCH. Your reenactments are HILARIOUS.

I've seen this guy live, I was short of pissing my pants laughing.

@backyardanimals777

3 ай бұрын

Lucky you. All we get is Pete.

@ThunderPants13

23 күн бұрын

You shoulda drunk more before you sat down. 😁

@sgaidola76

22 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

If you're ever having a bad day, listen to this guy. He's also proof that you don't need to use profanity to be hugely funny!

@christinemorris8578

3 ай бұрын

Good clean humor is the best.

@jenniferlawrence6176

3 ай бұрын

He’s great! 😂

@ms.laterholmes2890

3 ай бұрын

He’s funny been watching him for years. But he does use profanity. He said it twice just in this alone.😂

@Abrahamhamham

3 ай бұрын

Oh shut the fuck with the profanity. Just go on stage and start swearing, see if it gets you any laughs. He uses profanity from time to time, it's just well timed. He actually used it here. Were you on a bathroom break? Sometimes profanity makes the joke better. Even Seinfeld, one of the cleanest comedians of all time known for his clean act, said he had a joke that wasn't funny without the actual swear word, so he gave up on it because he couldn't make it work. What is this, clean christian hour special?

@billjones1639

Ай бұрын

He’s ok

I SUMMER in my . . . Backyard!

@TheFirstGroover

3 ай бұрын

Summer for free

I also summer in my backyard 😂 When my coworkers ask where I'm going for my 2 weeks off a year I always think of this joke.

this guy is flippin hilarious, his comedy literally got me thru that $hitshow of year 2020

Hilarious. Most of us can relate if you were born before 1980 😂. Being italian doesnt hurt. His delivery is priceless.

Covered from head to toe with goggles, it's so true ❤😅😊

Back in 86 went to Disney world in a hotel pool full of 30 kids. I was 5. Ventured into the deeo end and almost drowned. Kids just stared snd the life gard wasnt paying attention. Thats the day i learned how to swim. Gen X. Respect.

This guy is priceless. Love him. ❤❤

His delivery is unmatched. And I’m so happy he hasn’t changed over the years. He keeps his material fresh. Good stuff 💗

„….Kids are drowning…“😂 I always have to laugh about the image in my head, seeing the Jacuzzi with the huge waves caused by the guy doing the butterfly…😂

@user-qm8bc4bu1t

3 ай бұрын

😂

This man is certifiably crazy............. In a good way! 😅

I've been to Italy in 1990. It was amazing. Great comedian. Very funny. Thank you.

The kids drowned by the butterfly killed me

2:40 this is too accurate yo, I used to swim in pools and ocean and I'd go blind for like a day afterwards 😂

He's definitely 1 of my favorites

LOL. Thanks for the laughs!!

Your great . From a Chicagoan . 🎉🎉

He is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂

@marklewen9384

3 ай бұрын

Really??? Not funny,nor clever at all...

The former tennis player he's talking about here is Mario Ancic, in case anyone's interested

@hdskl2150

16 күн бұрын

Thanks 😊

I love Sebastian soooo much!!!😂😂 The physicality part of his act is sooo subtle, but superb. The Turkish bathhouse experience will make your year. 😂😂

Hilarious, Sebastian, thanks for the laughs! Subscribed.

Funniest comic performing today and 100 percent Sicilian-American too!

He’s a Great Comedian 💚🇮🇹🇮🇹♥️💪💪

😂I die every time I watch this, never gets old👏👏👏

@camarofan7254

3 ай бұрын

In the words of Moe Szyslak, "You're an idiot".

Love it!

best physical comedy ever

Priceless & Hilarious....you are the best Sebastian Maniscalco ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

This guy is so good!

I once met a magnificent person. She was German, charming, intelligent, physically lovely and very self assured. I said to her "You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen." to which she responded with a bright smile "Thank you." Decades later I still recall that time and hope she has had a wonderful life.

Run It Through the garden 😂

I wish I could come to these tours, but I am broke lol

@mrsjackbauer1

3 ай бұрын

If you are truly broke then how were you able to buy whatever device you wrote that comment on?

@IstandonFaith

3 ай бұрын

@@mrsjackbauer1 bro that is 💯💯💯💯 facts

@nanettevalencia

3 ай бұрын

​@@mrsjackbauer1 Bought it when he had money

@vh8584

3 ай бұрын

Me too but we have Bidenomics. I can’t afford to go to a movie let alone watch a great comedian like this!

@teenastetic3681

3 ай бұрын

Me too hahahaha

Anyone who has been on a swim team of any sort knows that he was spot on about a grown man doing the butterfly in a public pool. 😂

Grazie Sebastian ..... Ps. Your dad....fantasticooo😂😂😂😂

Best comedian out there! Body language part cracks me up!!!

Sebastian is one of the greats.

Omg, crying 😂.. hilarious ❤

Great way to end my day with a good belly laugh. 😂

There's great physical comedians and there's great storytelling comedians. There's even great facial expression comedians, but Maniscalco is all three at once.🤣🤣🤣

@einundsiebenziger5488

16 күн бұрын

There are* great comedians (plural) and there is S.M.

Where do you summer? Yep.

So true 😂😂😂😂

❤ Love You 😘

HE CAN TELL IT AND ACT IT OUT. HES A WALKING MOVIE! 👍😀👺

His butterfly looks like his greyhound. 😅

As a former elite swimmer, I can verify that that's exactly how butterfly is swum. LOL

Sebastian is great!! Very funny!

Sounds like he’s describing the guy from Couples Retreat

He has a Tuesday pod cast with Pete called the Pete and Sebastian show, over 550 episodes of hilarity. Start with #466 .

@mygirl1129

3 ай бұрын

The Cast

I like the combo of physical and verbal comedy

2:14 SPF 30 thousand 🤣🤣🤣

2:23 Great mime Seb. 👍😝

Genius

You're hilarious. Tears rolling down. Please say God's name with reverence. God bless.

Erik will love this!

He got clipped in “The Irishman” at the clam house.

@user-qm8bc4bu1t

3 ай бұрын

He was in the green book!

Thanks for the laugh! New SUB!

Week of the year, in Sweden it’s 5 weeks with pay. It’s called socialism, but you can take longer vaccation if you want to.

@user-qm8bc4bu1t

3 ай бұрын

Nice stuff.

Hw loves the details

Buongiorno Signor Maniscalco, mi sa dire quando andra' in onda il suo prossimo show? Auguri!!!

We take a week off per year…You’ve got the summers!!?? Hilarious!!!!

when where? damn I've missed the show

I would love to see the reaction of the crowd in Tuscany. Sure, Sebastian is way OTT, but some of his reactions would fit right in with the expressive Italian approach to life.

W greatest comedian ever

The kids wanted to be Jacques Cousteau.

👋🙏👍❤️

👍👍👍👍👍👍

Sebastian Maniscalco has a net worth of 35 million. . Which I’m proud of him for working so hard to earn that . HOWEVER< I don’t like it when these guys make believe they have no idea about vacations and such .Everyone loves George Carlin, but he was always bashing rich people and golf and all that . In the meantime, I saw him after a show: A guy came over and patted the sweat off of his brow. Another guy put his jacket on him. And another held an umbrella in the rain to his waiting LIMO. . And he had way over 10 million dollars. . . ~~~

Seb has a man crush on this guy.

444k views 🎉

😂😂😂😂

lol 😂

I see you left off Adelaide, South Australia, on your tour dates..... Next time, ok?

He is great but the older stuff much funnier

You don’t summer in Tuscany???

This segment was not titled properly. Its title is deceptive. Its less about Italy and more about serious swimmers. Would've liked to have heard about differences between Italian-Americans (who refer to themselves as "Italian"), and real Italians living in Italy.

@sandiperri9946

3 ай бұрын

Wow I never thought I was a fake Italian lol

@vibrissasotto

3 ай бұрын

Tbh many Italian men favour the butterfly as a swimming style - bit of a nuisance but most of them are primadonnas and don't really care 😑

@peted2770

2 ай бұрын

@@sandiperri9946 A good friend of mine was from Ireland. We would go to a local bar that was populated with Irish who came directly from Ireland. That's where I learned that they refer to American Irish as Plastic Paddies. It's probably the same thing with the Italians.

@terikilday2505

2 ай бұрын

Well, please tell your friend that us "plastic paddies" are proud of our heritage & he should wish to be here ... where there is sunshine !!

@peted2770

2 ай бұрын

@@terikilday2505 I would love to talk with him again, but he died a few years ago. He was truly one of the most kind-hearted men I've ever known.

My mom used to put SPF 30,000 on me when I was a kid. I had skin the color of Elmer's Glue. She'd squeeze the bottle and a beekeeper's suit would come out.

Pat Cooper CAPUTO!

He could easily pass for Ed Sullivan in a movie….

SPF 30.000

😂👏👏👏🤣🏊‍♀️🥽

Chitalian

I can't stop peeing my pants....this is my cousin GAR!!!! LOL...Capece that's GAR CAPECE whya got a problem wit it!? hahaaaa

Weird shirt 🤔

I was in Italy to see things done by Leonardo Da Vinci found a few things, very little hardly one thing was there that was actually really done by his own hands ,then I wanted to eat ziti with broccoli didn't find a single place in duomo that had broccoli. Few chefs in the restaurants told me that best broccoli is in Napoli so I flew to Napoli nothing there no broccoli with fresh pasta finally I came back to states and had broccoli with ziti game over.

This man is not Italian, though I’m sure his last few generations lived in Italy. You can tell by his facial structure he is Arab, and more than likely his bloodline includes the Moors. Not to mention he is extremely feminine, look at his body movement. Wouldn’t surprise me if he was really gay… despite being married.

@einundsiebenziger5488

16 күн бұрын

Well, if his father was Sicilian. Sicily was ruled by Arabs for quite a while and of course they made their contribution to the gene pool there, same as the Vikings. And even if he was a gay Arab, that does not make him any more or less funny, so what's your point?

Most of the comics Joe Rogan likes are mediocrities, like this guy. I've yet to see a funny clip from him. And in general comics who act things out the way he does come off as REALLY desperate and needy. Dude, you're trying too hard.

MEH

boring

😂 Kinda sounds like he's a swinger. What are you looking at other couples for?

@alexzais1935

3 ай бұрын

As you can see this wasn’t any ordinary couple. They were sensational 😏

Sorry but, I don’t find this guy funny. Why is the audience laughing?

@suniedaze8438

11 күн бұрын

Because they find him funny.