Best whisperer ever. Ever.

@Ocean047

6 жыл бұрын

Johnny Brasco agree 100%. I tried Whispering the same lines, and can't get over how much of an idiot I probably sound like.

@EejuVava

4 жыл бұрын

The sound reminds me of moaning than whispering...or rather moaning+whispering = moaspering.

@vmm5163

4 жыл бұрын

Jim Gaffigan whispers too

@pjw4684

4 жыл бұрын

Huh? What ? Can't hear U... 'Hot Pockets' (pianissimo)

@tarico4436

4 жыл бұрын

Cesar Milan is better. Tsst! Click thumbs up now. Tsst!

Sebastian Maniscalco inspired me to replace my ice cubes on a regular basis. Never used to do it ... but after hearing this routine, it has become a part of my everyday life.

@irishcountrygirl78

6 жыл бұрын

ClapsyPlapsy LOL...

@susanvalkai6348

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@MrHereWeGoYo

6 жыл бұрын

lol Haven't looked at my ice trays the same since.

@Abrahamhamham

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, i do that too. I never use them, yet still do it every 3 days. It's like people who never get laid, yet still wash their privates.

@whatshername3158

5 жыл бұрын

just use the plastic ice cube bags,you fill them up and then just rip the bag and then throw it out.i don't know,here french people we do that,but we're not the onlly ones,i'm guessing.

His mannerisms are the best in the business lmao i love this dude

@disasterdinosaur2925

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly! He could make any boring uninteresting story a spectacle for all to see and enjoy. Seriously you miss half the show if you are only listening

@paulpitt52

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely a visual show. I can imagine if anyone was listening to a comedy album he made, they’d be wondering about the long laughter in the middle of the stories. He no doubt would be doing something physical.

@switchunboxing

4 жыл бұрын

Richie O'Donnell pro

@BillAnt

3 жыл бұрын

Typical Italian, great comic for sure.

@lindachancio6819

2 жыл бұрын

Dito ditto

That facial expression + accent + movements = winner 😂

"You know what's cute? The 2 year-old Japanese kid in a suit, eating with sticks." LOL

@tonia2483

4 жыл бұрын

Asking for the check!🤣

@ysmith494

4 жыл бұрын

😃😃😃

@tjoelle6635

4 жыл бұрын

YES! YES! YES! 😁

@gogirl8739

3 жыл бұрын

Agree!

@thelobsterjesus

3 жыл бұрын

Can verify. It's exactly like this and it's always cute.

Somebody write a mafia comedy n cast him. Sebastian really is brilliant.

@psychoticserenity6510

5 жыл бұрын

@Lucius that's so racist and ignorant. There are other movie roles Italians can portray on-screen,you troglodyte

@HotRoute7

5 жыл бұрын

Psychotic Serenity 😢😰😥

@FEARYOYOYO

5 жыл бұрын

The Irishman.

@daviddedominici1705

5 жыл бұрын

Racist

@michelevitarelli

5 жыл бұрын

He played an Italian in the movie green book.

"want a lil' Diet Coke, apple juice, wine...whataya waaaaant???" LMAO!!!

What is this Johnny Walker and Mixed Vegetables?! 😂 😂 😂

@Allenda100

5 жыл бұрын

187nellybelly you did not!😂

@Hausjunky

4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

@noblevictory2200

4 жыл бұрын

A classic

@CelticsDraftee

4 жыл бұрын

CHANGE OUT YER CUBES!

@escarlit

4 жыл бұрын

soooo good

His mannerisms and the way he delivers his jokes are spot on. The first time I saw him on Netflix, I was hooked. Funny guy never fails to make me laugh

@birdieth

4 жыл бұрын

I love him and I'm Mexican!

@mylovesongs2429

3 жыл бұрын

@@birdieth so why tell us you are mexican? What's that got to do with the price of eggs in China?

@joec361

Жыл бұрын

@@birdieth I love him and I'm Korean

If she's mopping up sauce with bread, she's a keeper.

@tommyd.743

5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely. Back in the day if she leaned over to unlock your car door, THAT was a keeper.

@sarahl9201

4 жыл бұрын

Especially if the sauce is homemade...yum!!!

@robertloerwald3

4 жыл бұрын

That's what it's for.

@carlosgodoy1

4 жыл бұрын

Instant honeymoon right there: “we are going to the airport right now”

@eaglefat9398

4 жыл бұрын

@@sarahl9201 Ha...underrated

This dude is sooo funny with his delivery & presentation 😁

His whispering kills me! 😂😂

"You get married and a couple kids...that shit isn't funny anymore!"😂😂😂😂

Every time he 'almost smiles' at his own jokes, but then got back into it again. Love his energy and timing 👍

CHANGE OUT YOUR CUBES!! lost it😂😂😂😂😂omg

"Johnnie Walker& Mixed vegetables?" LOL Line Gets to me every time! He is one of the best.

@samsmilne

7 жыл бұрын

Stacey Layman CHANGE OUT YOUR CUBES!!!! 😂😂😂

He's teaching America to have manners and class.

@giazadora7030

4 жыл бұрын

Ye..and we do that in the south, too.

@noneyabusiness6957

4 жыл бұрын

jriden I have a buddy down Louisiana he was telling me that....He said they love to act so nice to your face then trash you behind your back...He said he’d rather be back in Massachusetts where they’ll tell you they don’t like you to your face.

@noneyabusiness6957

4 жыл бұрын

jriden I don’t mind Trump supporters or churches on every corner.....But I don’t like fake people either I’d rather have someone call me a asshole to my face if that’s what they think of me....But there are fake people everywhere you go

@stevee7774

4 жыл бұрын

jriden - Move the fuck back up to yankeeville if you don’t like it down south you piece of judgmental shit. How’s that for southern hospitality.

@WiseCheese587

4 жыл бұрын

that happens in every continent but Antartica. Astronauts are talking shit in the f**king international space station

"CHANGE OUT YOUR CUBES!!!"

@lmj7638

4 жыл бұрын

chaos apiant his little smirk right after that is EVERYTHING;)

@ryancaldeira3696

4 жыл бұрын

You look like Thanos

@joanies6778

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 "Every 3 days I'm breaking ice at my house fresh!" 😂😂😂😂😂

@dudedysseus

4 жыл бұрын

"TAKE IT OUT OF THE BAG!!!"

when he whispers... that's so funny :)))))))))))

@swansmeister

5 жыл бұрын

Idk, think it's kinda creepy 😅

@mhks68

5 жыл бұрын

It gets old reeeeeeal fast.

You want some orangina? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@rajithmaligaspe

7 жыл бұрын

Yeahhhhh... I got iiiiiiiiiiiit.

@NYPATRIOTBX

7 жыл бұрын

***** lmaooo

@cfresh44

7 жыл бұрын

NYPATRIOT sanka??????

@jd1ify

6 жыл бұрын

You have orangina 😲

@amethyst0285

6 жыл бұрын

NYPATRIOT We heard him.

When he tosses the drink. Holy shit, his mannerisms are phenomenal.

This guy is just soo hilarious and he don't even cuss like most comedians are. He's a new breed of comedy. 😁😁

@David-vf7if

2 жыл бұрын

He’s funny but don’t be the typical person who has to comment on curse words. Who gives a shit if he swears or not.

@running4kabob

2 жыл бұрын

@@David-vf7if plus he does swear at 3:52, so there's that

@DrunkenSlob

2 жыл бұрын

@@David-vf7if I know I see hundreds of these on every video. Bunch of prudes who are fans for all the wrong reasons. He’s good because he’s talented at what he does but there’s many different ways to be funny

He is my go-to healer for depression. Love him. ❤❤❤❤

You got Orangina? Yeah, I got it. Sit down

His mannerisms are awesome.

Something about "Whataya waaaant" just KILLS me

@dinamule1119

4 жыл бұрын

Typical guido nyc Italian talk. "Cmere", "oh maddone", "come for cawfee", "vaf****l".

I just saw him in KC. In Nov 2017. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen and I'm early 40's now and grew up in NY. So I have seen a lot. This guy is amazingly talented.

@michaelkenyeres6771

6 жыл бұрын

I actually got to see him preform at the Fallsview Casino in Niagara Falls! He was amazing! I went with my parents on their 26th Anniversary! Great Show! Expensive, but it was worth it! Like Fifth Harmony! LMFAO!

@donaldwilson3579

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe you just have a bad sense of humor

mopping an Italian dish is THE best part of Italian food :)

@patrickmcshane7658

6 жыл бұрын

pesarirooni62 yup

@genericusername1365

5 жыл бұрын

Scarpetta!

@shevetlevi2821

5 жыл бұрын

It's so easy being a guy. So little is expected of us. Mopping up is required of us!

@mathieushifera9555

5 жыл бұрын

@RedRose7997 In France we do that too

@michaeljordan6008

5 жыл бұрын

Nobody wants to see that shit on a first date.

Love it that he always looks dapper. Never goes on looking like he's going to a baseball game.

He's not going to find a lot of Italians not mopping up sauce.

@alamc200

4 жыл бұрын

Well, his wife is not Italian.

@daletwin1

4 жыл бұрын

@@alamc200 you made his point.

@conroecurio5145

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not Italian and I've mopped up sauce ( if it's real good lol) la scarapetta

@TV-ob1if

4 жыл бұрын

daletwin1 actually he made her point.

@daletwin1

4 жыл бұрын

@@TV-ob1if Naomi made Michael's point when she said his wife is not Italian. Exactly. That was my point. Michael said he wouldn't find too many Italian women that do not mop up sauce. Evidently, he didn't.

He’s so relatable to me lol didn't realize just how Italian I grew up because of my dad. Hilarious n underrated!

@randomsht196

6 жыл бұрын

Matt P he aint underrated. Hes the bestpaid comic in the business and has been for a.while now.

Water? I'll get that out of the hose...

@evedansdaughter

4 жыл бұрын

ShakespeareCafe out of the hoes 😂😂😂😂

@FNJ720

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr! Water? Is that all you got? Everyone has water!🤷🏽‍♀️ Give me something with a little pizazz for crying out loud!🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

"I' ve got orangina, nobody's have orangina " 🤣🤣🤣

I love Sebastian! His delivery is perfect and I love the physicality of his routine.

Every time I watch a Sebastian video, not only do I laugh my ass off, but I get great memories of my late husband. Even though he was only half Italian, he came off as 100%. He was so in love with the Italian culture from his mom's side. When he'd say he was half Italian & someone would ask "Which half?", meaning what side of his family, he'd always reply "The good half, obviously". When we were first dating & I asked him that question, he said "The sexy half, Baby". I know that in today's world a line like that wouldn't fly, but 31 years ago, it worked like a charm & I couldn't wait to check out his "Italian half", lol. God I miss him- he passed away a little over a year ago. That's why I love watching Sebastian. He reminds me of happy times. Even when he's complaining about "What's wrong with people?".

this is the ONLY guy that makes me lol.

@donaldwilson3579

5 жыл бұрын

Louis CK, Bill Burr, Chris D’elia

@yenh1144

4 жыл бұрын

You know to me he makes me lmao

OMG!!! He is soooo funny and to top it off very personable very humbled guy I saw him in Boston and I was crying from laughing so much and the faces he makes to go along with everything , I personally love him❤❤❤❤

*About to Google Orangina*

@disasterdinosaur2925

5 жыл бұрын

Orangina (French pronunciation: ​[ɔʁɑ̃ʒina]) is a lightly carbonated beverage made from carbonated water, 12% citrus juice (10% from concentrated orange, 2% from a combination of concentrated lemon, concentrated mandarin, and concentrated grapefruit juices), as well as 2% orange pulp.[1][2] Orangina is sweetened with sugar or high fructose corn syrup (glucose fructose) and natural flavors are added

@bdub1863

4 жыл бұрын

You simply gotta shake it

@bdub1863

4 жыл бұрын

Dapman XL Like watered down Tang with a hint of cat piss..... 🤣

@atlasshrugged2u

4 жыл бұрын

LOL!

@voraciouschild9226

4 жыл бұрын

@@bdub1863 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"..you know what's cute!? The 2 year old Japanese kid wearing a suit, eating with sticks!"

*“Yea I got it sit down” 😭☠️😂*

1:23 What do you want?!! 4:22 I hate you!!! One of the best funny lines..still gives me chills especially the way and manner he said those words

@parispoet

2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant!!! I was dying when he said "I hate you!" Oh my goodness he is hilarious!! Everything he says is TRUE!!! Love how he isn't politically correct!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@obihieleuchendu8243

2 жыл бұрын

@@parispoet True

Whaddya waaaaaaant?? LOL

This guy hits it out of the park EVERY TIME!!

His facial expressions alone just kill me! He is the funniest comedian I've EVER seen and really great live!!!

"Johnny Walker and mixed vegetables"

@johnq.public8518

7 жыл бұрын

Mridul Paudel 😂😂😂😂

@DusterBuglas

5 жыл бұрын

CHANGE OUT YOUR CUBES!

@reganwolf4405

4 жыл бұрын

😅🤣🤭

Stand up is top level....hilarious material!!!

Sebastian is my soul mate in his ‘quirks’. I have every one of his and then some. I love listening to him. It’s like validation that I’m not the only one with ocd quirks. The ice cubes.....lol! My husband calls me a germ-a-phobe when I ask him to re-wash his hands after handing raw chicken.

@MerkhVision

2 жыл бұрын

You’re not a germaphobe for wanting someone to wash their hands after handling RAW chicken, you’re just SANE and don’t want fuckin salmonella! Lol

@caity9244

Жыл бұрын

@@MerkhVision She didn't say wash. She said RE-wash.

@lilysgram5886

11 ай бұрын

Who touches raw chicken? I wear disposable gloves. ☺️

I'm from the Andrew "Dice" Clay era and sometimes I can hear the similarities in Sebastians joke deliveries. I had so many Italian friends in high school and when I went to their houses it would be exactly like he describes it....Hilarious. Thanks Sebastian for making us laugh in these difficult times.

This guy is funny as hell.

@birdieth

4 жыл бұрын

I love this guy. The way he physically acts while describing a story, kills me! I'm Mexican American, grew up around Italians do I can relate to his dressing nicely, never any man of mine wearing flip flops! He's old school like I am even though he's young. I live that!! He's been in a movie already with Robert De Niro. Great in such a short part. It was the Irishman. Love him. He's helping me with the depression I'm going through with the covid-19. God bless you!!

He's seriously one of the best out there, should see him more

Love this guy. He is so funny. He is really cheering me up during this quarantine

Every good Italian mops up their sauce. Im surprised this wasn’t a turn on for him

Love this guys gestures

Omg this guy. I was listening while I was on the road, laughed so hard I nearly swerved off the road. 😂 I would love to see him live

59 years old, lived through Pryor, Carlin, Kinison, Manascalco makes me laugh like none of them could. I watch these KZread clips and laugh as hard the fifth time as I did the first...guy has a gift for comedy!!

1:43 I’m actually crying damn this guy is funny

He's so squeaky clean and smart as hell

You might wanna wait til we fall in love until you start mopping sauce- haha the arm flail hilarious 🤣

My father does that during the holidays lmfao!

The most underrated in the game!!!

OMG I love this guy, I've never laughed so hard. Best comedian ever

In the South we don,t call it a sponge jab, we call it soppin.

@lilorbielilorbie2496

5 жыл бұрын

Greased Lightning i may live in the South , but i still have all of my teeth. but i do know some people who only have one. they polish it then go to wal-mart.

@juanvaldez5422

4 жыл бұрын

Phil McCrevice yup

Love him, have seen him live 3 times and he is FABULOUS! A great entertainer!!

What a wonderful medley of physical comedy sprinkled into these stories lmao

I absolutely love this guy and never heard of him till I saw he was doing MTV Monday night so I looked him up. So funny this guy. Love him. Nobody here in Alabama has heard of him but they will now. 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Orangina??🍊😭😂 He’s so neurotic I love it! The feet! Deal breaker for me! The feet and the teeth! I’m a girl by the way. Boy watch your feet and teeth! Clean up! Crooked toes have no chance 😂

The greatest bit in comedy history. My face is aching from laughing!

1:27 "I got Orangina. Nobody's got Orangina." Classic!

Love this guy I could watch him for hours with his stories

He could be Ben Stiller brother!

@barbarayevoli9771

8 жыл бұрын

I agree and Andrew Cuomo

@Bondisaurus

8 жыл бұрын

SO true, SO TRUE

@tyjomeb123

7 жыл бұрын

No way, this guy is hot. Ben stiller NOT! Ewww. Sebastian is extremely funny, Ben Stiller NOT!

@gmcnewlook

6 жыл бұрын

Yup, his Italian brother :)

@AustinTFM

6 жыл бұрын

Hes like a funny adam sandler

Funniest fucker ALIVE.......

@RantTherapist

8 жыл бұрын

+T-bagin U I wish he had more content out there. He doesn't have nearly enough compared to other comedians. Guess quality comes in lower doses.

@tbaginu7293

8 жыл бұрын

He is so fucking underrated... 3 dvd's now and still people say "Who's Sebastian" He deserves so much more!!!

@chadwickpalmatier

8 жыл бұрын

i totally agree brother....hes sooo still under the radar, and he truly is funny as f*ck....his delivery is s i c k, lmao.....

@jamesbeaet5135

8 жыл бұрын

+T-bagin U He sold out 6 nights at the Beacon Theatre this coming May in NYC. He's under the radar, but has a HUGE following.

@jdm9700

8 жыл бұрын

+T-bagin U I agree; along with John Caparulo.

" I'll get that outta the hose" ( salutes goodbye) Lol that always gets me

Took my new GF to see Maniscalco...when we left she was pregnant...wtf happened

@vGREENARROWv

5 жыл бұрын

Prem's Writing .. don’t think it’s yours buddy

@conroecurio5145

4 жыл бұрын

I know right..lol

@SonnyGTA

4 жыл бұрын

Prem's Writing its that fucking Orangina!!! It’s potent stuff!!

@mylovesongs2429

3 жыл бұрын

She got a ciabatta bun in the oven! (Rimshot!)

I just discovered this comedian today and he is hilarious 😂 😂 I’m a fan 🙌🏽

Hilarious!! First time I actually laughed out loud for a stand up comedy in years! Bravo! I needed that! :))

Sebastian is the funniest dude!! Had me in stitches and I've seen this numerous times.

I think he might be my new favorite comedian! He's hilarious!!!😂

That ice cube bit was Hysterical-!

That whisper talk, yassssssss! He's so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😍😍😍😍

I just absolutely adore and love this Moonchild Cancerian! He is friggin hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

Italian Jerry Seinfeld

@ryanturner8577

8 жыл бұрын

You mean Italian Ben stiller

@89tilinfinity29

6 жыл бұрын

not even close, there comedy style is so different lol

@Sp-lv5jx

6 жыл бұрын

jbob787.. but funnier

@vitocorleone1462

6 жыл бұрын

Jerry Seinfeldo

@psychoticserenity6510

5 жыл бұрын

@John Smith,let me guess and say your mother's name is Mary and your pop's is either Robert or Michael. You racist troglodyte. Go back in your hole and don't ever defame a Jewish man's name.

"I'll get that outta the hose" 😂😂

Brushing the teeth!!! 🤣🤣I LOVE when he whispers! Addicted to his Italian accent!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤

OMG I AM DYING!!! 🤣🤣I had never seen him this long ago. I recently discovered him & so happy I did!! I am addicted to his videos!! I can watch him all day!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

God! I would love to see him live. Love him!

This guy needs his own sitcom to showcase his unique talents.

Sebastian Maniscalco is pure genius. Whether a KZread clip of one of his shows or his Showtime special--Iaugh until my sides hurt. My dream is to Sebastian perform live.

Filling the ice cube tray - universally hilarious

Lol he’s so high maintenance

@alwayscoca-cola6487

4 жыл бұрын

Meg Doe Italians are - and Momma’s boys

I love this guy❤️❤️❤️

Thank you for sharing your gift with us

You kill me!!! So glad I can watch you on KZread!!! Brilliant! Do you write your own jokes?? I think you do! Bravo!

He is friggin hilarious!!!! This is the way it is when your italian.

One of my favorite comics. Amazing.

Luv his facial expressions. Luv his comedy too. Sebastian is a snappy dresser too.

The best a long time coming, Salute to the Italians

Love this guy

I love this man!

This is the best comedian I have ever seen. I watch him over and over.

That voice when he whispers... omg. Cracks me up!