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1:29 - "My father's like, "Guess who's walkin' this summer?"" Yep, that was MY dad, too. lol
@francesshealingpoemsfortwo5734
3 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅
@dilciaenid57
3 жыл бұрын
Aw! So mean.
@John-wp7kl
Ай бұрын
That's me to my kids lol
@WhatsCookingTime
Ай бұрын
My dad was the same way
Sebatian's delivery is basically perfect...i'm laughing at every sentence.
@williamlorance8789
3 жыл бұрын
A master of the pause!
@paulespinosa5195
2 жыл бұрын
very animated funny sht.
@marklewen9384
2 ай бұрын
Really? Not remotely funny..
‘ I thought I was at a Cirque du Soleil show!” - gets me every time!
“I’d love to know in your head what a graze is...” 😂😂🤣
Best comedian ever. I’ve been going to see Sebastian since he was small time, he used to stay after the show to speak to every fan there , appreciates his fans. He’s a class act
@jodelolo1666
2 жыл бұрын
cap
@driftadvocate1839
2 жыл бұрын
based
@Breezyraps214
2 жыл бұрын
Big cap
@greenleaf9042
2 жыл бұрын
0:30 lmao I died here! Reason being: On New Year’s Eve I sent my girl out to get some avocados because I was grilling the meat. Later on she strolls in casual af! Goes into the house drops off the avocados and comes back out. Goes straight to me and with the most psycho smile says “babe while I was in Ralph’s I GUESS someone hit your car.” I say “What you mean hit my car?!” I run out to the parking lot and see not only that my car is damaged, but it has received significant damage to the bumper and grill. I can’t say anything else because I may be self incriminating myself…my parked car didn’t get hit.
@bobbyvalentino2178
2 жыл бұрын
You don’t know shit bout comedy if you think this guy is the best ever. Fuck no
When I first heard this guy....he INSTANTLY became my ALL-TIME-FAVORITE! LMAO!
@Sherry-vc7fj
Ай бұрын
Haven't laughed our loud this much for years...
“If it was an INCH to the side I coulda buffed it out...”😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jumpingflash9319
3 жыл бұрын
DANG! Truth in that. USAA auto insurance used that on me and it worked... I believed and trusted those people. Fast forward 4 years and The Feds have smacked USAA with an $85 million fine for running an inept CIP program (1st they screw over Veteran's. 2nd they fail to protect us from fraud. 3rd TBD....). I
@coryd2668
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard that in real life before! Sebastian makes it sound hilarious!
@caity9244
2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣 He laughed at himself there. Loved it.
@andrewtan2598
2 жыл бұрын
Always. Even with tires 😅
@ThunderPants13
5 ай бұрын
.....BUT
The way he moves is so animated, how does he do that? As someone who grew up in an Italian community, he really hits the nail on the head. I am dying.
@elidyson256
3 жыл бұрын
It's not about Italian friendo, it's about the family he grew up. I'm Indian and mostly Indian family are quiet, but not mine, and funny when he said guess who's walking this summer, is exactly what my dad would say. Also the yelling, omg I hate to say this but people who has quiet family have lot of privilege of sleeping quiet
@paulespinosa5195
2 жыл бұрын
very fuunnyy
@mikeromeo8905
2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. Just discovered him today. I'm freaking rollin'...fuggetaboutit. This guy is on point.
@elidyson256
2 жыл бұрын
@Rattle I'm sorry your slow
@judefogarty8139
10 ай бұрын
🎉🎉😮 Nui😂🎉o🎉I i🎉o🎉🎉llu🎉 P good😂🎉❤m M🎉i😂 I o🎉🎉😢😂loop 99 1:27 1:27 1:27 o
Your brand of physical comedy is just hilarious, and SO Italian!
@mariai9549
3 жыл бұрын
i get some people think his material is nothing special but... he freakin cracks me up. LMAO!!! every video.
Him stuffing his feelings down into his feet is just incredible.
“Can’t get u nothing nice!” Unbelievable
He is the BEST comedian EVER!!! "What the eff is THIS?" I'm dying!! 🤣🤣🤣
You can tell he almost lost it at 6:26 haha. That bit had me dying...the “one knee” technique 🤣
Oh man, my husband, who passed away last year, was Italian. The loudness, the way he talks,... it brought back some great memories & made me laugh my ass off. Gonna go look up some more of this guy's stuff. Fuggetaboutit!!
@smxstreet3561
2 жыл бұрын
My condolences to you hope he rests in peace
@Howiesgirl
2 жыл бұрын
@@smxstreet3561 That's very kind... Thank you so much. All the best to you.
@smxstreet3561
2 жыл бұрын
@@Howiesgirl you too have a nice day 😊
@mrmav1889
Ай бұрын
100% relate to that😂
I've been doing bodywork for 25 years and found this hilarious. I do that exactly, but not on purpose. 😂😂😂
@KZ_MMA_
3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo, you know the comedy is gold when it’s truly accurate
@tonyphan3289
3 жыл бұрын
Same here, brother.
@googelywoogely2173
3 жыл бұрын
Was about to say the same thing. Lol if you don't do body work/mechanic work u don't truly know whats going down.
@lostsouls1919
3 жыл бұрын
I would do it just ta fuck around withem
@massatube
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah we know what you body work guys do but you got us over a barrel. What are we gunna do? Go to another body guy that could be worse? lol Just fix it, we got insurance.
4:55 “Woah! What’d ya get side swiped by a semi?” 🤣😂🤣😂 #ComedyGold
I thought his punchline after his wife showed him the car door was gonna be..."guess who's walking this summer???"
@poom641
3 жыл бұрын
He wishes you wrote the end of that joke for him :D
@hawk1093
3 жыл бұрын
Oh he missed that tag hahaha you clever Bob
@sogiki
3 жыл бұрын
It wouldn’t work b/c it doesn’t get him to the body shop joke. But yeah it’s good.
@truthof7382
3 жыл бұрын
He better read this and use that.
@jillpruett3444
3 жыл бұрын
Aww man you're right. 😀
"I gotta push this sh't down"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Went from depressed to literally crying from laughter..Can't wait to see you live for the 2nd time
@santacollins326
3 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆💋
@MarMaxGaming
5 ай бұрын
Haha that’s powerful!
"Can't get you nothing nice!!" Yep, I have heard that from my mother too many times to count!
20% Expression 40% Storytelling 30% Physical acting out 10% Accent Hilarious.
@BigTony015
3 жыл бұрын
100% hilarious**
@po3-doc159
3 жыл бұрын
Had to add that up... ur good
@BigTony015
3 жыл бұрын
@@po3-doc159 I try bro 😄
@rhythmindset6996
3 жыл бұрын
@@po3-doc159 Took you a while, huh?
@Noel_Medina
3 жыл бұрын
20..4..6..carry the 0.. + ⅚... yep thats %100
im laughing so hard because I do body work and when he said some carnauba wax can get it out I died, then the full body shop coming out had me in tears because its so accurate lmao, they send out 2 inspectors then the body shop guys to back up the inspectors doing the exact same routine he did lmaooooo
@tomeagen1039
2 жыл бұрын
THEY CALL THAT FUCKING PEOPLE OVER.
@cameronshultz6105
2 жыл бұрын
@@tomeagen1039 bro chill. Body shops been doing since before you were even born.
@heythere6983
2 жыл бұрын
Yea bro relax body shop guys been screwing people over for decades so it’s cool don’t think about it bro
@cameronshultz6105
2 жыл бұрын
@@heythere6983 you gonna fix it in your own garage?
@billbeliakoff5589
2 жыл бұрын
@@cameronshultz6105 You're right, they've been fucking people over since before we were born.
I’m married to an Italian, you are f ing hilarious
@sirkrutchbluesman3009
2 жыл бұрын
I FEEL FOR YOU 😖
I felt that since he cant let it out at his wife, he just let it out here
My favourite "clean" comedian. Good stuff.
@andrewptob
3 жыл бұрын
I mean, but he curses, but he is pretty clean
@cameronshultz6105
2 жыл бұрын
Cleaner than most for sure.
That has to be one of the most well constructed routines I’ve ever seen! 😂 This is technically well constructed comedy at its finest 👏👏👏
@TJ-kk5zf
3 жыл бұрын
he learned from Michael Richards
@OLegendStudios
3 жыл бұрын
Totally agree
@GoLakers3900
3 жыл бұрын
I found it rather dull, and I think the audience felt the same. Was a decent bit, but not great.
@dv8740
2 жыл бұрын
I 100% agree. Was in tears on this one.
@thomasferrarojr.9772
2 жыл бұрын
@@GoLakers3900 You have ears, right? Just making sure. The audience was dying laughing.
My wife 22years ago side-whacked her 1week old GrandCherokee on the Center Structural post of our 2car garage... So not only did I have the mechanic skit, but the same thing by a contractor saying the whole house could collapse and would be cheaper to turn the garage into a family room and build a new garage...
@jacquir8331
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@punkrockdavid
7 ай бұрын
Lol unfortunately cause it was a load bearing post that kind of makes sense lol.
Car Nuba wax...but I can’t open the door😂
@anthonyrecce9781
3 жыл бұрын
@@sirlancelote8290 Yes. I was merely trying to replicate the way he said it. It's a joke. You should have better things to do with your time.
@BigBoss7777777
3 жыл бұрын
@@sirlancelote8290 get a room fellas
@Johnbobon
3 жыл бұрын
Do not get a room. Absolutely do NOT get the same room together. Do NOT.
@heatherframpton9693
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mia795
27 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy always puts me in a good mood
Sebastian is hilarious! His delivery is spot on!
"Can't get you nothing nice" 💀
@luxishkahan
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@leslieludwick1321
3 жыл бұрын
When I was growing up the line at my house was always “I bet you’d eat it if it had chocolate on it”
@mariai9549
3 жыл бұрын
lmao!
How have I never heard of this comic? He is literally one of my new favorites. This guy is hilarious 🤣🤣😭😭😭💀 All his bits have me dying
@branon6565
2 жыл бұрын
He had a role in the Scorsese directed DeNiro film "The Irishman" in 2019 in addition to havin 4 or 5 stand-up specials on Netflix....
@CDNMusicLover
2 жыл бұрын
He's the best
@christopherwilliams8423
2 жыл бұрын
Ditto 😂😂😂😂😂
@BxCortez2050
2 жыл бұрын
Yes .!!!!
@ralphiecifaretto8961
2 жыл бұрын
Watch his first Netflix special. Best special EVER!
Just spitballing 20-21 grand but don’t quote me on that 😭😭
Absolutely brilliant and hilarious because it’s true 😁🤣🤣☺️
This is so solidly true on EVERY point. GOLD 🏆🥇😂
He's great, love how his mind see's the world and finds the humor in everyday events.
Guess who walking this summer... 😅
One of the best comedians of our time!
I forget all my troubles when I watch him. He deserves every cent he makes. I'm Italian..we don't have low volume for anything!
@jsuswaram
2 жыл бұрын
love Seb!
@kristinholsapple2587
2 жыл бұрын
Lol so, so true... Forget family events or holidays we just talk above each other, God forbid we let one person tell their story and than tell yours .. Nope not going to happen like he said "loud" and you said , there is absolutely no LOW volume.. My aunt was in the hospital, I honestly thought we were gng to be asked to leave!
@lots3799
2 жыл бұрын
When I talk I usually knock things over with my hands,and my wife says lower your voice why are you yelling,?😆
@kristinholsapple2587
2 жыл бұрын
@@lots3799 Omg we just said that about my Aunt last night , that is so funny. We said to her why are you yelling ..
@bornonthesun
11 ай бұрын
@@lots3799😂😂😂
Thanks for putting me in a better mood, I get so mad, my dear sweet mother god rest her soul. She used to say to me, You get mad and you get stupid! She was right!
I’m Sicilian and this is so true!!
It's funny that he chooses a corded mic. It's part of his style to whip that thing around.
@Mortthemoose
3 жыл бұрын
Do you know, I never even noticed that!! That is weird! Lol
@seeballgetball937
3 жыл бұрын
Better sound and more reliable
@JamalJSmart
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s for safety. That would suck if the wireless connection went out in front of thousands.
@christopherwilliams8423
2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t catch that, thanks.
@mynorj1939
2 жыл бұрын
I heard there is a delay with a wireless microphone, or maybe he just like corded
I live in Maniscalco’s neighborhood, in the NW Suburbs, seen him in concert, watched these clips a million times! I can’t stop laughing every time I see one of these. His dysfunctional response to everything is hilarious.
The part about sleeping on the lawn 🤣🤣
OMG! I practically spit out my coffee! I’m a claims adjuster and this just made my day! So accurate!!!!
My wife hit a YELLOW fuel island pole (5) time's in a row in a Toyota Corolla so I said maybe it's to low of a car . So we bought her a Jeep Compass and she hit another pole right in front of her. So I said it just put a fist size dent in the bumper. And all of my friends say hey you know you can heat that up with this or that and it pops right out . I'm thinking yeah I know but my wife needs to see that dent every time she drives her Jeep Compass so just maybe she'll stop being a bully to these innocent YELLOW poles .
@PikaChu-eb9qi
3 жыл бұрын
How do you heat a dent out? Never heard of that
@takvacs
3 жыл бұрын
@@PikaChu-eb9qi ideally with a little bit of warm water on it the material kind of expands outwards and becomes more 'giving'
@PikaChu-eb9qi
3 жыл бұрын
@@takvacs I didn't know that,thanks
@TonyScarcia
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂.
@whyyeseyec
3 жыл бұрын
@@PikaChu-eb9qi - Ask Frankie at the Body Shop. I bet he knows...
“Can’t get you nothing nice” 🤣🤣🤣
That's how I feel at the dentist
"can we take a look at what you call a graze is?" xD
@intheatremode
3 жыл бұрын
LOVE this line
@routeterror1236
3 жыл бұрын
WE NEED A NEW DOOR
I love hearing stories of Italian American home life so funny omg
“WuT ThE FoCk is THIs?!” 😂😂 that’s my dad
Love Sebastian. All of his comedy is so on-point and relatable. I remember seeing him in person at a comedy club, he was making a joke- which he has also done a version of in one of his specials- about how Italians are typically blue collar workers. He asked if there were any Italians in the crowd, and he asked the first person what they did for a living. The guy said "I move rocks", and sebastians reaction was priceless. His eyes bulged out and he bent over laughing, you could almost hear him thinking like good God this could not have worked out more perfectly
Side swipe by a semi 😂😂😂😂😂 wife said caruba wax should do the job 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Just spitballin' here, but 20, 21 grand....no. That'd be a new car first, screw that.
I’ve see this every time it pops up and die laughing every time!!!
“Or I’d be sleeping outside on the lawn” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Had me at „cirque du soleil“ 😂
@jenniferbaldini3527
3 жыл бұрын
RedKnarf: "Had me at Cirque de Soleil"...and his effortless 'acrobatic' delivery! 🤸♂️ 😅
how could anyone in their right mind not think this was hysterical?!
That’s the best part, that’s why everything is so funny. I can listen to it over & over the delivery still gets me
Lmao the car I took my place to the owner was Franky too!!! I'm fucking dying of laughter. He's Italian hahahhahaha
I’m so glad I just discovered this guy. I’m dying over here
@cutter2288
3 жыл бұрын
U have a LOT of laughs in ur future watching all of his specials. Absolutely hilarious, this guy
@Kristalaurene
3 жыл бұрын
Keep watching his older stuff is even better
@mariogallego5513
2 жыл бұрын
Right? I never really saw his standup, but this is the third video clip in a row I've seen and I was cracking up on each one lol
We’ve all been there that’s why it’s so freaking hilarious!!!😆😆😆
The audience in the front should swap seats with the ones in the back.
‘It’s a shame... it’s a shame’ that fucking killed me man it said accurate
Starting at 5:05 just kills me, the delivery, everything. Hysterical.
I had my bumper on my 2018 Mazda CX-5 replaced recently by a body shop. A new bumper is about $500. The bill came to over $3000, good thing insurance paid and my $500 deductible was also covered so it didn’t cost me a cent but 3 grand for a bumper, that’s insane.
Dying over here 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Me and my family were also yellers... many Italians are!!🤣😄 Laughing out loud tonight !
This guy is hilarious. I am just discovering him now. Facial expressions, gestures, voices.... lolol
Sebastian Maniscalco!!!!!!!!! LOVE this guy! So damn funny. Bow and Arrow joke 100/10 lmfao.
I can just see him sitting there in the kitchen table acquiescing to his wife and thinking the entire time "kill me now" while he nods along, saying, "if it's a graze, I'll just buff it out. It's just a graze..."
"C'mon, make some room, GET THIS MAN A PLATE."
@Gmc833
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
The Frank Sinatra of comedy.
My favorite comedian ever !! Saw him on family feud it'd on KZread with his wife - Beautiful couple.. Stunning couple !! Perfect for each other 🧡
Poor Sebastian. That's just what Italians do; they're very EMOTIONAL PEOPLE!!!!😊
You should throw in “you got insuranceeee” then a look of estatic joy when you say yes. Lol
Hmmm… sounds like a happy marriage lol Sebastian you are one of our funniest comedians in the last decade, or more. Thank you for being committed to your craft - it shows in every performance and delivery You have made me, my family and obviously so many truly LAUGH OUT LOUD. We need this now probably more than ever 😘🙏😁🤣
I laugh so hard this. So relatable. Sebastian is so funny he's just hilarious, the facial expressions etc 😅
He looks like Ben stiller, especially when he yells😂
@mondogecko3279
3 жыл бұрын
He sounds like Adam Sandler when he yells
@whyyeseyec
3 жыл бұрын
@@mondogecko3279 - He does! I never caught that before!
@elveszettszikla
3 жыл бұрын
And Ben Stiller looks like Tom Cruise from the side
@MichaelHplus
3 жыл бұрын
Ben Stiller, Sebastian and Sam Harris should do a show together.
@riderstorm101
3 жыл бұрын
@@MichaelHplus as a Sam Harris fan that had me cracking up😆🤣
Brilliant! Stereotyping all walks of life on a lighter tone, cuts deep but it’s true. Love his work! Cant stop laughing
This guy is at the top of his game.the accents the delivery the body lsnguage the observations.. just so funny.
He sure helps during a pandemic.
You're completely crazy! My canna guy...😅😅😂🤣🤣
this guy is hilarious!!! LOVE his material
I can re-watch over and over ..and I still laugh like it’s the first time I’ve ever seen it👏😀
“Had it been an inch this way”
The accuracy of the bodyshop 😂 they always make it sound like you hit a train.
This is happening everyday . Very valid and funny
the body shop i went to turned a $700 estimate into $5000. evil people . i was better off keeping the dent.
@alextaylor8776
3 жыл бұрын
I know. I recently had a rear bumper replaced on my Mazda CX-5, that’s all just the bumper. New bumper is around $500. They charged me over $3000 after all said and done. Insurance paid and the deductible was also waved so it didn’t cost me nothing and first time insurance claims, your premiums don’t go up with the company I have so I didn’t care but 3 grand for a bumper is insane and your $700 estimate ballooning to 5k is even more insane,
Thats some great storytelling man. Its sooooooo simple story - but told like this is amazing.
"s'a shame, it's a shame" lmao
"I can't open the door but my wife says you can just buff it out". :D
That skit made him more money than the accident cost him I’m sure. He should be thanking her!
@TheBluesnbob
3 жыл бұрын
never reward bad behavior!
@e.l.norton
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and she'll get at least half that in the divorce. They only cost you money.
@majorramsey3k
3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure it made him more than $9.
@learntospellpeople
2 жыл бұрын
@@e.l.norton And right on time. The lonely incel misogynist gives folk his zero cents. 🙄
@e.l.norton
2 жыл бұрын
@@learntospellpeople Coming from people like you, that's a badge of honor. And, as usual your wit is as dull as your intellect. Nice try, Sweet Pea.
Me: “It’s just a graze.” My Dad: “No dumbass, the car’s totaled, you’re done driving. Give me your license and keys, you’re taking the bus for the rest of the summer. Also I’m garnishing your wages until it’s paid for.” 20 years later I’ve never had an accident since.
Sebastian's father: Can't have shit in Detroit
Sebastian is one of the best, can relate to some of his stories, love this. Hope to see him live.
Sebastian is just a comical genius m. Swear to God! I’m cracking up here!
Omg im a diesel mechanic for 11 years and I do this every time I hear a truck pull up, sometimes its just a truck going to the road nof even stopping 😁🤣🤣🤣🤣
My household always yelling, I feel you Sebastian
But if I mentioned that I would be sleeping on the LAWN 😆😆😆