This guys voice alone makes everything hilarious! Im actually laughing out loud

@just4me397

4 жыл бұрын

He said mentor b DiceMan dat why he talk da same, cos uses double P to get ppl attention 😁

@lisapena9978

3 жыл бұрын

Can't help but to laugh 😄

@seeharvester

5 ай бұрын

On the internets we call that "lol".

@Sherry-vc7fj

2 ай бұрын

Yep me too...from the gut. Howling funny.

He’s so animated. Brings a little extra to his already hysterical act.

@alan30189

2 жыл бұрын

They call it “physical comedy.”

The “I kennuh do iht” guy from Subway is the same guy that went to his new house to install cable service.

@djinomack357

4 жыл бұрын

I just thought it too.. 🤣🤣🤣

@cipher88101

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah he works a couple of jobs.

@yami564

4 жыл бұрын

I hope the 49's loose the Superbowl.

@Rose-Rae

4 жыл бұрын

Yea Julio gets around.

@mickOR99

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's kind of the point genius 🤦🏻‍♂️

Lost it at "It's not a puppy!" lmao. Saw this guy at the Stress Factory. Funniest guy I've seen in a long time.

Physical delivery and tone master, he can say anything and make is histerical

@alexakl6445

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, his physical comedy is just as good as the verbal

@rfan6382

4 жыл бұрын

Phil Hartman used to say an actor/comedian's body is an instrument. Hartman had a gift and was a master at his instrument. Maniscalco is too it's a natural gift.

@fussymynx78

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!! 😂😂

@jackmosur6366

4 жыл бұрын

100% spot on with his delivery! I watch the same skits over and over and crap up every time!

@clementcu4827

4 жыл бұрын

Hysterical

This guys timing is unbeatable

He's 50% words 50%actions

@B.sacamano

5 жыл бұрын

100%

@timmyotoole6063

4 жыл бұрын

@@B.sacamano reason

@devansharora6945

4 жыл бұрын

@@timmyotoole6063 to remember the name

@wij2012Gaming

4 жыл бұрын

What did you expect? He's italian.

@aljackson7828

4 жыл бұрын

100% hysterical

Best comedian ever. When you don't have to use vulgar language and sexual references you know you're good.

@mariemaira6791

4 жыл бұрын

Well said Joe..

@larsonfamilyhouse

Жыл бұрын

He talked about sex in the Amazon special

"TAKE IT OUT OF THE BAG!!" I fucking shat myself

@dragonmaster7841

6 жыл бұрын

Red Pill no such word as shat

@efisgpr

4 жыл бұрын

1:16

@uwsupergirl

4 жыл бұрын

@@dragonmaster7841 shat /SHat/ past and past participle of shit.

@kw9568

4 жыл бұрын

@@uwsupergirl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@stevethemechanic8099

4 жыл бұрын

@@dragonmaster7841 no shit?

i can't get enough of this hilarious obsessive compulsive comedian.

@borhanzadeh1699

6 жыл бұрын

"OCC" = Obsessive Compulsive Comedian

@mistermasterful3556

5 жыл бұрын

I just cant take people

@starrfishhill

3 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha good one

He had the mouse on the floor!!!! Priceless!

@mitsuomits9077

6 жыл бұрын

Carolyn S. Harden in an other video, about the same story, he tells to his dad: "Put the pedal on the desk" 😆😆😆

@magreen85

4 жыл бұрын

@@mitsuomits9077 Do you happen to have the link for that? I've gotta see the rest of it. Lol

@mitsuomits9077

4 жыл бұрын

@@magreen85 Go to the channel "Sebastian Maniscalco - Topic" ... Yes, that's the channel name... and watch the video called "Internets"... BTW, i have no relation with that channel what so ever, I just love Maniscalco's Jokes 😋.

@BlackFire901

4 жыл бұрын

@@mitsuomits9077 Is that what the foot pedal is for?......it's freezing outside, will I get better reception if I open my window 🤦🏿‍♂️ 😂😂😂

@mitsuomits9077

4 жыл бұрын

@@BlackFire901 😂😂😂

This guy's body movements and the way he pronounces words makes him even funnier. I never thought that I would laugh when someone says the word 'loaves'.

Sebastian is probably the best comic alive today...

@brianwilkins5673

2 жыл бұрын

Bryan Regan is pretty good too

@Harry-Sachs

Жыл бұрын

They both were. Latest stuff isn't really funny

@Harry-Sachs

Жыл бұрын

They both were. Latest stuff isn't really funny

"He had the mouse, on the floor!" LMAOOOO!!

“You want double meat for no veg!?” 3:43

@cervacio

4 жыл бұрын

I do this 😂😂😂

@oddeagle1968

4 жыл бұрын

I want to speak to the manager.

The Subway "I can't do it" guy seems to be the Cable "I can't do it" man too, running a new service in Seb's backyard. He must have been fired by Subway and got retrained.

SUBWAY = RUN IT THROUGH THE GARDEN!

@jlee5490

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao!!

@CC-xy8nn

4 жыл бұрын

my favorite part

@erikfreitas7093

4 жыл бұрын

That’s so Chicago. LOL

@bennevis99

4 жыл бұрын

I use this line now when I go to Subway.

@coltonhopkins5517

4 жыл бұрын

Run it trough day gaagden

Lockdown Sucks But Sebastian Doesnt.👍

@jujuaustin5230

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking facts

He always seems like he’s about to cry over the foibles of humanity.

I love this guy. And the sad irony of the whole thing is people really do act like that.

@Joshua.2303

5 жыл бұрын

James Bond that is not what irony is mr bond

@Katya_Lastochka

4 жыл бұрын

@@Joshua.2303 Yeah, a more appropriate word would be 'reality'.

@floridamaddogg

4 жыл бұрын

That's what makes it so funny

@cstevens16

4 жыл бұрын

literally the opposite of what irony means

@nobytes2

4 жыл бұрын

he's actually being kind, I've seen a helluva lot worse.

I don't care what Sebastian is talking about, it's good to see him do his act 10 years ago.

Wow, he's come such a long way. Fascinating honestly to watch his evolution into a Big Time comedian.

I love that Sebastian doesn't swear, so the few times when he does it's very impactful. This guy is a beast on the stage

Love this Guy! True Italian, and so so funny. I can’t imagine what it would be like to live with someone with his mannerisms, must be great.“ Lucky Lana”!

man this stage is too small for this guy haha

@BitcoinMoney8

4 жыл бұрын

You were right.

@Ep0xy

4 жыл бұрын

@@BitcoinMoney8 hahah 👍

@jasperhalsey8574

4 жыл бұрын

Truep

@syncedwiseman6760

4 жыл бұрын

U gotta start small.

@just4me397

4 жыл бұрын

MSG & RadioCity big nuff?! 🤩 big league dawg Now!

I haven't laughed like that in months. Much needed. I need to see more of him.

Love this guy, I think he is Hilarious!

"He had the mouse petal on the floor!"...😂😂😂

This guy is great. Right up there with Brian Reagan for the visual angle.

I wonder if his dad has gotten better with the “internets” yet 😂

TAKE IT OUTTA THE BAG!

@waylonmercy8125

4 жыл бұрын

Sounded like bill Burr right there lol

@gemster18

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my God when he said take it out of the bag I almost fell off the couch

@uneedtherapy42

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

OMG that was freakin gold!!! I died laughing

@nextari

3 жыл бұрын

100%. one of the best bits ever with his delivery.

Subway. My husband every time. “What kind of bread you got?” Me: “Just make them the same.” Let’s just face it, those sandwich artists gotta really hate people. Lmao

@Sandhill1988

3 жыл бұрын

If they were artists it wouldn't be making sandwiches for a living.

@jamesd242

2 жыл бұрын

if they hate them,get a better job, and Ace that tip jar

@djwalruss4897

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesd242 Damm Daniel

Cause the cameras they looking at me LOL

TAKE IT OUT OF THE BAG!!!! Lol

ANYTHING He says, sounds funny. He Literally makes everything funny.

“It’s not a puppy” decimated me 🤣🤣🤣

He could be one of the best comedians of all time. Wow!

He’s like a good looking Kramer

@frankthetank1369

3 жыл бұрын

He's related to Kramer.

@drlongus8321

3 жыл бұрын

@@frankthetank1369 What? Nooooo

@TheTerminator1919

3 жыл бұрын

Kramer sucks after losing his shit being racist. Don't compare these two.

@drlongus8321

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheTerminator1919 Awww is snowflake triggered?

@TheTerminator1919

3 жыл бұрын

@@drlongus8321 Disrespectful to Sebastian and his career. Why the need to compare?

This was the Best he's ever done this one. Anytime you need to lift your spirits, put put on a Sabastian video, and it's instant Happy! Love this guy.

mr maniscalco, you are definitely one of the funniest guys ever, i feel like i cheated myself only learning about you this year!

PURE GENIUS! No one compares to Sebastian.

"I wanna learn the internets" hha my dad says Walmarts lol so annoying! hahha

@jnuy764

4 жыл бұрын

Hehe

@dasilvadouglas1462

4 жыл бұрын

My mom is 83 and has said "Walmarts" as long as it's been around.

@d3athsquad843

4 жыл бұрын

Not as bad as how some people say it in my neck of the woods. They say, "Wal-mark". Or my old School Grandpa referring to the internet as "W, W, Web". Lol! My 2 cents. Haha!

I have got to see him! Wow! Tears are rolling every time. Love some Sebastian.

If this guy keeps it up hes gonna be HUGE!!!

@realboltfan

2 ай бұрын

is now

Got to be the most passionate bit in recorded stand up history. His attitude is at the same time so ridiculous and so real, very relatable, totally hilarious.

just his actions itself is funny. :D

@jumpinjojo

7 жыл бұрын

Decapitica XII Actions are* funny.

@chriscapaccio4342

6 жыл бұрын

joseph migliore You are the problem.

@D_Marrenalv

5 жыл бұрын

No, Chris...the problem is the system that taught the OP to type "actions itself is" instead of "actions themselves are" ;)

Plastic mittens 😆😆😆😆

@D_Marrenalv

5 жыл бұрын

lmao

This MF'er is just TOO god-damned funny!

This audience looks like they lazily draw an audience in cartoons

@johntao6822

4 жыл бұрын

LOL. - perfect

@sunshine9717

4 жыл бұрын

Well that audience loved Sebastian..anyone can see Sebastian was making his way Slowly up the ladder of fame and now he has arrived.😎

@erowley462

4 жыл бұрын

D C'mon... You totally don't get what the op is commenting about/on.

@sunshine9717

4 жыл бұрын

@@erowley462 With a Pandemic running around. Not being funny. I don't care to get it!😁

@Whol3NothaL3v3l

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

There's a poster with loaves! You don't see the loaves!! LOL

OH MY FREAKIN LORD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! LMAO!!

Love this guys comedy!!

Doll from Riddick : "Is it true that half the people you meet are below average intelligence?"

Sebastian is without a doubt one of the funniest Comics you will ever see! I was able to see him live and literally was holding my stomach by the end of the night in pain! He is hysterical

Top comedian right now. Him and Segura are on fire. Sebastian is pure class and being Italian(yes, hes Sicilian)My childhood was just as he describes it. "Is that ur mother with a sword??" The table of goodies for company and my father with computers, the bologna and antifreeze etc. The way we feel about people is identical. Inswear this guys a brother of cousin of mine. Wish my dad was alive still. I know hed think Seb was the cream of the crop. I picture watching him with my dad and him coughing so hard from laughing he wouldnt be able to breathe. Btw Sebastian, I recently put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari;) Dont ever stop making us laugh. Youre one in a 7 billion brother. Love from Niagara falls, Canada.

@metalphobos3632

8 жыл бұрын

and apparently i cant spell. lol.

@francesvansiclen1444

8 жыл бұрын

you certainly cannot spell- Sicilian !!!! wow

@metalphobos3632

8 жыл бұрын

+Frances Van Siclen, you've never made a mistake im guessing? NOW Go home and get your fuckin shine box.

@Polish2317

7 жыл бұрын

Drummers Eve Francis, he mispelled Sicilian. so what you fuckin clown, your a hero now that you pointed that out, we all couldn't figure out what he meant....can stand idiots like you , sorry,

@IAMBENNYBLANCO.

7 жыл бұрын

Drummers Eve he's actually from Chicago not Italy but his parents are from Italy ... I think.

My new favorite male comedian!

You sir, are one of the best stand up comedians ever

I worked at Subway in college..lost a lot of faith in my fellow humans! I had one lady arguing over which lettuce to put on her sub even though the lettuce is the same and came from the same bag she insisted on having both kinds..sigh. We put it in two bins so we have enough and don't run out too fast, not because it's different kinds lol...nope, it's all shredded iceburg lol.

@coasteyscoasteys4150

6 жыл бұрын

TwoSnakes OneSword sick people it's sad

@obscurousx1275

6 жыл бұрын

I liked people's logic with the bread. You worked at Subway, so you know its white bread, the same white bread with the cheese sprinkled on (Monterey cheddar), or the same white bread with the cheese sprinkled on and rolled in the italian herb (italian herb and cheese). So if we ever ran out of italian herb, for some reason the Monterey cheddar bread was just a terrible idea and they went straight to the white bread. If they can't have the herb, forget the cheese too I guess..... Or, when we advertised turkey jalapeno sub. A sub you could have ordered at any time anyway, its just a turkey sub with jalapenos and the cheddar cheese. So really our advertisement was just a suggestion. But as soon as we did, all those people started ordering it like it was something new. I don't use the word sheeple often but man...sometimes there just isn't any other word for it.

@gmcnewlook

6 жыл бұрын

I’ve always wondered about the Lettuce bin thing but obviously never asked or argued about it because I’m not a jerk....

@D_Marrenalv

5 жыл бұрын

Was she white and "smart looking" with dark-rimmed glasses? Only those kind of idiots argue over shit like that, lol..

@noelsturrup3817

5 жыл бұрын

@@Xixu.co.6 And the sad part is that most of them leave thinking the same thing about us

I can literally watch him all day.

This made me cry! Great job.

"I can't do it men!!!" Lol

I was literally having a siezure i was laughing so hard

I don't want any of those peppers , so double up on the turkey 😂

I love Sebastian.I've seen all his stand ups and concerts.He is hilarious.Makes this Corona mess tolerable.And his and his family's podcast are hilarious.I look forward to them too.Thank You Sebastian.God bless and stay safe

I lay in bed and watch him on KZread and then I get up and watch him on the computer and laugh myself to death. He is so funny!

It’s says step one pick bread

My favorite comedian!!! Makes me laugh soo hard.

Sebastian is freaking amazing, just now found out about him and love the way he jokes, wish to see more with some new stand-ups.

3:52 I just love the reactions of those laughs, pure fun! Also it’s funny how we find that part so funny because we know the accuracy of a typical fast food worker with an accent like that hahaha.

LUV his facial expressions & body language. Funny, funny stuff.

Oh wow that's golden!!! You made my day after the day I had! Lol Love your humor

This is clearly one of his smaller shows he did to test out new routines that would end up on his new "What's wrong with you people" special. Which is hilarious.

LOVE it, freaking hilarious stuff. You rule, SM.

"What are you want!?" LMAO

Been killin it for years! Love your work man!

This guys is da bomb. Awesome

Dude this is so true. Especially the part about trying to teach his dad the internet. Rofl.

Love him!!!

amazing. too funny

I am so damn in love with this guy! If only I was 20 years younger!

@dnap2526

2 жыл бұрын

I'll do you

I just love your shows. I'm from Chicago and can relate.

Funny as he'll! I love Sebastian. You'd think a comedy club in Hermosa Beach would look fancier than this one does.

And this is why Sebastian is my favorite comedian!

"Head almost popped off when he saw the condiments"

Run it Thru Dah GARDEN💚💚🇮🇹🇮🇹♥️♥️

.. is it possible to laugh and cry at the same time ? lol, this guy is ultra funny !!!!

The best!!!!

Sebastian is my spirit animal. 💕

I laughed so hard I cried watching this!!! XD

Perfect kills me everytime

I saw his first special on the internets a while back and wow for me the best stand up performance

Can’t get enough of this guy I came across him a week ago!!😂😂😂

You are hilarious .I love your style so glad I saw your Vma commercial then I looked you up .GOD bless you with much success and happiness.keep us laughing

this guy is awesome.. was amazing on Russel's best night ever..

Best comedian today, by far. Too funny! 😂🤣

Can't wait to see him live

From small venues to Radio City and Netflix specials❤️❤️

“The internets” 🤣

Love this guy