‘You made quite a non binary fuss’ is a beautiful turn of phrase

@redgunnit

Жыл бұрын

It sounds like something that both Jordan Peterson or Senator Armstrong would say. And I think that's just great.

@lilyl4475

Жыл бұрын

well, speaking of senator armstrong, boy do have news for you

@theawesomewerewolf5084

Жыл бұрын

Cancel culture strikes again!

@Abekiel

Жыл бұрын

you got ratiod by the dictionnary

@dannya1854

Жыл бұрын

I now say this to my non-binary friends.

“You’re abusing the government” are very “corporations are people” vibes

@jacobmakes_jpg

Жыл бұрын

citizens united v. fec

@yurinoworry

Жыл бұрын

@@jacobmakes_jpg was paid for

@brittanyjones7094

Жыл бұрын

Hasan IS an LGBT ally

@jangamecuber

7 ай бұрын

corporations united vs fec

@camdenewing7501

7 ай бұрын

According to the courts they fucking are apparently

“I will drop a legal anvil on you” is such a funny thing to say in response to not knowing what a soy egg is lmao

@noelleelizabeth9991

Жыл бұрын

okay glad I'm not the only one who finds that endlessly funny 😂😂😂 its like an onion of terminally online bullshit

@WackMaDino

Жыл бұрын

makes you think how many wile e coyote schemes can be turned into legal threats

@braden_m

Жыл бұрын

Bro really said “I’m very litigious” instead of “oh I’m dumb let me delete this tweet”

@nothanks9503

Жыл бұрын

You sack of wine

@playerhateroftheyear1084

Жыл бұрын

Twitter is just people interacting but the variety of people and their unique thoughts is an amazing concoction for humor you just can't find anywhere else. Society would just be so boring if it was just us normies

The Oscars slap discourse created some of the most bizarre tweets I've ever seen

@hello7032

Жыл бұрын

No literally, it’s like everyone was having ptsd and crying

@ExiledSummoner

Жыл бұрын

We've all posted cringe before. I especially. But the s*** that came out of there was wild.

@kakirin

Жыл бұрын

Some people still talk about it like it was more important than the war 💀

@marcoh984

Жыл бұрын

@@billfred9411 silent hill 2 didn’t say that

@idontcare9041

Жыл бұрын

Why the fuck... who the fuck cares? It's a slap... they act more nervous than as if someone was just shot. I don't even know where their insanity began there

"I'm not racist, all of my slaves are black." - sportsball writer.

That chilli discourse is so funny. Twitter brains admit they find social interaction so scary that they think simple acts of kindness from strangers are imposing and inconsiderate.

@anmolt3840051

Жыл бұрын

I wish my neighbours were so nice

@Chiefqueef91

Жыл бұрын

That’s also boomer etiquette

@milazinnia

Жыл бұрын

No literally. It's encroaching into like every community, having the need to be insanely woke to the point that it's repressive of everyday life. Like a lot of drag queens on Twitter for example, have been encountering loads of people that don't even follow them (mostly cis straight people of course, but not always) or they do like their drag but know very little about drag/black/LGBTQ+ culture, that them being 'woke' gives an adverse reaction of homo/transphobia. Like them trying in their crazed, deluded head to be "open" and "inclusive" is literally shutting people down and away-- from them, anyway. Like why are they on the internet? Who knows, probably don't have much of a life outside of it.

@dragonzlucas

Жыл бұрын

Also...they dont have to eat it. Its not like the neighbour is going to force them to eat it if they are allergic lmao

@JaseekaRawr

Жыл бұрын

I missed the chilli discourse as well. Had no idea it was Castamere chick, she's so cool! For ppl to attack her is so messed up, bc she doesn't bother literally anyone lol, just makes entertaining tweets. So i was sad to see it was her that was targeted in that debacle 😕 Glad ppl called out all the unhinged weïrdos trying to attack her, tho. Like who can find something bad about giving food to ppl in need? Twitter, that's who 🥴

Who knew that, so many centuries after it burned down, the Library of Alexandria's lost wisdom would once again surface in the form of Twitter.

@toms7219

Жыл бұрын

No wonder they burned it down twice

@Nightmare-pj4fg

Жыл бұрын

Apparently the idea that so much was lost in the Library burning is a lie. You can watch Jacob Gellers library video for info.

describing hillary as 'openly white' is the funniest thing ive heard all week

@Praisethesunson

Жыл бұрын

But she told black people she keeps hot sauce in her purse!!! -Libs

@Volcom761

4 ай бұрын

​@@Praisethesunson0⁰ 52

I remember seeing the "Ukraine is George Floyd" tweets one day and just logging off

@crazyluigi6664

Жыл бұрын

😳😲

“As a person with allergies“ ya got two options. 1) ya smile and thank them for their generosity and kindness and let someone else eat it or 2) thank them and apologize, let them know you have food allergies and that you wouldn’t want to have it go to waste and still thank them for their generosity and kindness. People need to stop taking offense to something that had no harmful intentions. It takes away from the real things we should be upset and focused on.

@tatiana4050

Жыл бұрын

And here I was looking for meaningful comment.

@mspaint93

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking exactly this, and it's the same thing for other dietary restrictions. I was given 2 massive trays of chicken around Xmas and haven't eaten meat in a decade, so I thanked them, told them to keep one and gave the other to my brother. Everyone was happy. Thinking you're the Earth's main character sounds exhausting and lonely

@komos3719

Жыл бұрын

Fr. Like... you can just politely refuse, I don't understand why that's such an alien concept.

@DHawkBeats

Жыл бұрын

@@mspaint93 faaacts

@bolson42

Жыл бұрын

@@komos3719It’s weird how some people expect everyone to know everything about them, and as such if there is a misunderstanding about them they act is if people are meaningfully insulting or harming them.

These tweets are so bizarre they seem satirical. Sometimes I worry Im being too sensitive or overanalysing topics but seeing this shit makes me feel better

@klong977

Жыл бұрын

Poe’s Law taken to the extreme

@melancholynotgirl3084

Жыл бұрын

honestly i feel like a lot of these people are so chronically online that it has made them mentally ill 😭

@jimmybalzac6021

Жыл бұрын

Most of them are bait but Hasan is too stupid and too bad faith to see it lmao

The chili saga is wild. Whenever my wife cooks a large recipe, she has me bring some over to the old lady with alzheimer's who lives alone in the condo behind ours, because we know she only eats frozen meals otherwise. She's always extremely grateful, and then talks my ear off for half an hour with stories she's told me dozens of times before. This brief human connection is the only thing that makes me enjoy living in that condo. Given my crippling social anxiety, ometimes, she's the only person I'll see all week outside of work. Being nice to your neighbours is often mutually beneficial. I know it helps me.

@ttthecat

Жыл бұрын

The one good thing from the quarantine is I really got to know my neighbors better and I cherish the new friendships and improvements on the old ones. We really tried to take care of each other! I hope you find a few more good people to add to your circle. I know I will be that elderly woman some day soon (too soon) and hope I will have kind neighbors like you who listen to my stories and bring me chili! Bless your kind heart! 🤗

@cjboyo

Жыл бұрын

I’m glad she has you two. Social connection helps people with dementia so much.

@Pistolsatsean

Жыл бұрын

This is so wholesome. Much love to you keep doing it for as long as she lives!

@jimmybalzac6021

Жыл бұрын

I agree completely. There are a few single women and single mothers that live around my area and I always drop by to give them food and to hopefully come in and have a nice chat, though that almost never goes anywhere. I don't understand why people won't just let people in or take food from strangers, I'm not a bad person and giving them food proves that. These libs are so easily offended and afraid of everything lol. I know they like to reference 'statistics' about 'victims,' but that doesn't apply to me because I'm a nice guy.

@RedScareClair

Жыл бұрын

I love this

You know the funny thing is that in my psychology 101 course they basically told me "now that you've taken this course you'll think you know shit but you really don't know shit so be careful" Guess people didn't pay attention to that warning

@crikeybaguette4564

Жыл бұрын

Because they never set foot in a psychology class in the first place.

@BartlebyScrivener-oz6mk

Жыл бұрын

Should be a disclaimer next to any easily obtained piece of information lol

@BartlebyScrivener-oz6mk

Жыл бұрын

@@JohnSmith-mc2zz If your only education is a 101 class you're only slightly more informed than someone who consumes lots of pop science lol

@milkman1776

Жыл бұрын

that's a wild thing to say at the end of a 4 month class

here's a hot take. we should have an abusive relationship with our government. if we don't like what its doing fuck the government overthrow it and replace it with a government we like. that's the point of the election process.

@hello7032

Жыл бұрын

Down

@idontcare9041

Жыл бұрын

How dare you vote out bad politicians?! THEIR FEELINGS ARE VALID

@bingusgrangus1441

Жыл бұрын

@@idontcare9041 lol at voting

@TAP7a

Жыл бұрын

The government should always be terrified of the people. Accountability does, and should, take many forms.

@xBINARYGODx

Жыл бұрын

@@TAP7a no you dont want them literally afriad - its doesn't lead them to voting how you want, it lead to them doing things worse than the partiot act

16:13 "RIP my menchies" is the worst thing in this entire video. I am irrationally angry and my night is ruined.

@colonizingpuertoricoisunde2971

Жыл бұрын

Do you have a bed to sleep in and food to eat?

@dragonfruitreal

Жыл бұрын

@@colonizingpuertoricoisunde2971 ???????

@mspaint93

Жыл бұрын

Same energy as "Tommy needy drinkies" or whatever

@mayayamato7351

Жыл бұрын

that phrase is basically always said by the worst liberals who have ever posted.

@DesolatedChild018

Жыл бұрын

How can the dude write “I’m obviously not saying it was the same as 9/11” and don’t stop right there and thinks “hmm I think I’ll pass on saying this”

That Will Smith slap broke some old white peoples brains. Mfs was out here comparing it to genocides and mass murder 😭. How could they not hear how insane their comparison is.

As someone who is not on twitter, all I can say is I’m surprised my jaw is still attached

@idontcare9041

Жыл бұрын

Same. I don't know whether to feel confused or angry. Holy shit these people are unhinged.

@youdontexist.

Жыл бұрын

I created twitter acc like a year ago (passive user) and I dont wonder anymore why is this world in state it is now. People live in an illusion.

@jayfaulkner2602

Жыл бұрын

@@idontcare9041 It makes you really lose faith when you realize most people in real life are the same way. People that aren't fucking stupid are few and far between, cherish your friends fellas. The average human being is a straight up fucking idiot. Really makes you appreciate the people you know more lol.

@FocusedFighter777

Жыл бұрын

Most days I feel like I am the only human being not having a FB account, Twitter etc....... All I see are brainwashed people.

@yeahey5947

Жыл бұрын

@@youdontexist. could you extrapolate on that? I also don’t have a twitter and have never gotten around to making a a dummy lmao

Lol the NFT tweet made me laugh. As someone in User Experience design, if multiple people tell you their brains are working extra hard to understand what you’re telling them, that’s not them being dumb, that’s either you being shit at explaining or the concept you’re explaining being a shit concept. 🤷‍♀️

@_.l4n3

Жыл бұрын

Omg the telegram bot reply 💀💀

@Rhodair

Жыл бұрын

yeah, like they're hurting their brains trying to understand how he could be so into a scam

@Pheatan

Жыл бұрын

You can explain NFTs perfectly and it will still be the dumbest bullshit ever. The only people that “understand” NFTs are the ones that had it explained as an exploitive get rich quick scheme

@alexandrinalazarova

Жыл бұрын

@@Pheatan but that’s exactly the point, you can’t explain it at all because the natural response to understanding the concept is “but why” 😆

@eKko0

Жыл бұрын

youre forgetting though, thats only true for men, if its a bunch of women trying to decipher your garbage then you are in the clear because women is dumdums

As a Chinese man I always get 5% happier when people are offended by Asian food. It’s very funny to see people with no taste complain about not tasting something

@tomgu2285

Жыл бұрын

How can someone be offended by Chinese food?

@suds-p

Жыл бұрын

@@tomgu2285 they feel embarrassed and defensive 'bout the fact they just don't understand it 😭

@jonathanborba9280

Жыл бұрын

@@suds-p It's food, they need to stop thinking about the fact that it had Chinese in the name and just see if it tastes good. But I guess maybe crippling racism overrides their thoughts.

@Nabs-xd2qr

Жыл бұрын

@Nicholas Time Pigs are gross period so what you said is very weird. Like why are you having a problem with pig ears when you eat pig legs, feet, rump, etc? Its the same shit.

@T0ASTYC0ASTY

Жыл бұрын

@@Nabs-xd2qr he might just not like ear in general. also different parts of an animal will taste and feel different

Can we take a moment and appreciate Hasan is not afraid being around LGBT allies?

@xBINARYGODx

Жыл бұрын

no - its long past him getting his ass kissed over it - we now move on to demanding he have queer sex with them on camera

@LargePoulet420

Жыл бұрын

Slaaay

@kingnative

Жыл бұрын

i wish i was like him... i still get nervous around gay people and transgenders

@firstofawll

Жыл бұрын

@@kingnative im gay and i get nervous around gays

@kingnative

Жыл бұрын

@@firstofawll how do you get over that feeling though...

These tweets make me feel so normal

Got to admit the dumpster fire got more fun as the year went on.

@hello7032

Жыл бұрын

If nothing else, late stage capitalism is hilarious

@brown-eyedcheese5440

Жыл бұрын

@@hello7032 right guys? right?!?!

@k8sune

Жыл бұрын

“More unhinged” is a better way to put it

@b1bbscraz3y

Жыл бұрын

these are the last few years of the United States' existence. we deserve the fun, craziest timeline

@xsweat1618

Жыл бұрын

@@hello7032 late stage *neoliberalism* I wouldn’t blame it all on capitalism; but deregulation *wink wink boom*

Bro. The chili saga was INSANE. It went on for so much longer than it needed because so many people just kept saying, "Well Im autistic, and dont want to deal with human interaction. So nobody should have to either.

If I tried to make food for my neighbors and the entire internet tore me a new one over it, I don't think I would ever leave my apartment again

@erinhardick4803

Жыл бұрын

omg yet another reply i tried to look at and it is this person trying to scam peeps wtf

20:40 as a 16 year old girl i never want to be described as creamy EVER😭😭😭

@41052

Жыл бұрын

Bring a knife with you everywhere

"please vote" is the liberal "thoughts and prayers"

@MigattenoBlakae

Жыл бұрын

Thoughts and prayers go into an IMAGINARY box that doesn’t fix our problems. But votes go into a REAL box… that still doesn’t fix our problems. Lol.

40 seconds in and we get a Jordan Peterson impression, god I love Hasan

@Dgjserffft

Жыл бұрын

Gay

@user-gp6lq5mg9z

Жыл бұрын

@@Dgjserffft Darth Maul Lego

@riotgrrrlry

Жыл бұрын

@@user-gp6lq5mg9z gotem

@ExiledSummoner

Жыл бұрын

"up yours woke moralist!"

@trombonesarecool1

Жыл бұрын

@@Dgjserffftmake sure to put “I’m” before that

my two year old just woke up to watch this and said “let’s watch the best leftist online, hasanabi!”

@brennanlottes2276

Жыл бұрын

Ok Rebecca

@kevinglazier8950

Жыл бұрын

Gross

@EricChoiniere

Жыл бұрын

​@@brennanlottes2276 I think they're riffing on the tweets of parents boasting about things their kids totally, definitely said

@brennanlottes2276

Жыл бұрын

@@EricChoiniere lol and the response to one of those tweets was ok Rebecca

@EricChoiniere

Жыл бұрын

@@brennanlottes2276 haha alright I guess I was just a reply guy 💀

I love how Hasan read Quarterpounder's insane tweet in a normal voice and instantly moved on as if it was normal that's the reaction of someone who understands what a weird freak quartering is

@zainmudassir2964

Жыл бұрын

He's a pervert for teen cartoon girls like She-Ra.

@aurelien5747

Жыл бұрын

who is this quarter pounder guy? Never heard of him

@Defenestrationed

Жыл бұрын

@@aurelien5747 Mtg the quartering. Alt-right cultural crusader type guy who is famous for being so racist and annoying they got banned from mtg. Now he is known for repeatedly trying to suck off Elon Musk in Twitter comments.

@BluesAndNoise

Жыл бұрын

@@aurelien5747 assuming you’re not meme-ing, he goes by The Quartering. Used to be a Magic: The Gathering KZreadr, but WOTC banned his ass so now he’s redpill weirdo. Also he got blackout drunk and pissed on his basement studio floor

@Ar1AnX1x

Жыл бұрын

@@aurelien5747 you're better off not knowing

dude, if someone gives you food and you are allergic or have another dietary restriction, JUST SAY "NO, BUT THANK YOU FOR THE THOUGHT" and explain why you ain't eating. how tf are u going to sh*t on someone who wants to feed you? that's so immensely rude I can't...

Using the term "authoritarian tolerance" unironically and being taken seriously is genuinely unhinged.

I'll never be able to eat *creamy buttery slightly sweet* biscuits the same again.

@symone166

Жыл бұрын

Ok but here's what's worse: I'm pretty sure the smell that he is refering to is that weird baby smell that lingers on some people until they're in their 20s. So that dude needs to be institutionalized, straight up.

@dsouthmonster

Жыл бұрын

@Symone Yeah I get what you mean I almost couldn't really think of what he meant by that but was heavily weirded out nonetheless. That's like somebody who gets hype when they smell milk and honey which is the smell of a nursery essentially.

@Robstafarian

Жыл бұрын

@@symone166 Wait, what? I always knew "baby smell" as what attracted dogs to little kids; I never perceived any such scent, myself.

@symone166

Жыл бұрын

​@@Robstafarian I didn't know that about dogs, so at least there's that. But yeah, it's crazy.

@41052

Жыл бұрын

@@symone166people have that into their 20’s??? I though it stopped when they are like eight and younger. Like that’s the maximum age I can think of and I’m exaggerating that too cause I don’t think I’ve smelled my five year old nieces head with the same scent of a baby. Like yeah, smells nice, but not like a baby. Or maybe I just don’t know cause I’m not smelling peoples heads 😂 would like to hear more about what you think since you seem to know your smells.

Charlie Kirk picking up sexual energy from Dre, Snoop, and Em says a _lot_ about Ol' Fivehead's personality.

The "humor is overrated" and "I'd rather live in a cautious and sensitive world than a funny one" tweets are the most Tumblr things ever said on twitter.

@bluejay9461

Жыл бұрын

Honestly Twitter in general feels like "I am kinning h !tler and I was him in a past life uwu"Tumblr era type of crazy sentences honestly

@Two-ToneMoonStone

Жыл бұрын

The 2018 great NSFW purge released so many absolutely brain broken individuals from Tumblr into the twitter space because they didn't have anywhere else to go lol it's not surprising that Twitter really stopped being fun around then.

@erikperhs_

Жыл бұрын

I can understand that though. There are people out there who are constantly saying racist and transphobic shit because "WE MUST HAVE JOKESSS!!!!!" If you can't make humor without offending a minority group, just don't make humor.

@TheDonaldduck911

Жыл бұрын

It was a little undercooked but I do feel somewhat similar. Not that I want to ban jokes in the name of empathy, but I think it's important to understand that jokes are still actions that carry their own consequences. Don't go around crying because you were making fun of someone and you get punched in the face. Also, comics are pretty often very unlikeable people with a lot, and I mean A LOT of haters. I wonder why

@TheAlmightyAss

Жыл бұрын

I think the older you get, if you're a certain kind of person, you've heard all the jokes before and if you're an empathetic or compassionate person you sort of just want things to get better more than anything. Suppose it's losing your sense of humour but it's harder to have a sense of humour if you care innit?

36:52 The chilli discourse is the result of a young woman randomly noticing that her neighbours (a group of young men) basically live off of pizza and other take-out, so she decided to make them a home-cooked meal, including chilli as an act of kindness. The way Twitter people responded, you would've thought she offered them a feast of arsenic-crusted razor blades with a cyanide glaze.

@BoringTroublemaker

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that story makes me want to remove myself from society and move to a remote island with no internet. I’m not old but I can actually remember a time when it was just a nice thing to do to drop food off with a neighbor - without any unhinged, arrogant commentary from the cheap seats about all the “due diligence” you should do first or toes you might be stepping on. Honestly, if “you” are the kind of person who gets offended by a neighbor dropping off some chili then the problem is with you. Talk to a therapist and do better.

@liina1028

Жыл бұрын

@@BoringTroublemaker don't be so discouraged by this. the amount of people who genuinely thought that what she did was inappropriate are extremely small and they've been torn into all across the internet. this was largely brought on by people who already hated the original poster and were looking for something to get mad at, it just got blown up on such a large scale. a few terminally online freaks are not representative of large chunks of the population. I know seeing stuff like this can still be disheartening, though. but something that's helped me tune out weird discourse is the idea of "don't take criticism from someone you wouldn't go to advice for". scenarios like this aren't really what that phrase is ment for, but the sentiment still applies. the kind of people who genuinely thought that what she did was inappropriate are not the kind of people you want to be around, and most other people would agree.

@FocusedFighter777

Жыл бұрын

@@liina1028 It really seems like there is WAY more bad and shallow people, than just a ''handful'' of people. All you have to do is look at how many views/comments and followers toxic people have: and you'll know. They are everywhere. It's not just a small % doing bad things: it's a LOT of them constantly ruining everything. Hence we need to expose them to restore 'faith in humanity'..... which, I hardly get anymore. I seriously think we are all F*ed: the 1d10ts are legion and in control.

@TextrovertSolidork-KT

Жыл бұрын

“Don’t take criticism from someone you wouldn’t go to advice for” is such a good line. I really needed that

@TheAlmightyAss

Жыл бұрын

@@BoringTroublemaker To be fair, this is twitter, not real life.

i have never felt so absolutely psychoanalyzed watching a youtube video. i'm suddenly nakedly painfully self aware of my cringe and now i need to go rethink my entire existence lmao also i really like how hasan thought for a minute and threw out "its kirby but pg" because he KNEW telling everyone not to look it up wouldn't be a satisfactory answer and they'd look it up anyways

I have such a weird "relationship" with Leon, The Professional. I watched that movie when I was about 17? 19? And what I took from it was that Leon was mentally challenged, he was being taken advantage and was trained since a child to be an assassin, and that his relation with the girl was pure naivety. What I got was that Leon was really childish like in many aspects and her confessing her love - confusing family love with SO love - and him turning her down was a perfect scene on how he taught of her.... But years later I read about the real intent of the original author? director? and that he was actually really pro child abuse and was basically a pedophile making relativism his mantra regarding the subject. It ruined the movie just a litte, but I choose my original interpretation over his garbage and awful intent.

@FocusedFighter777

Жыл бұрын

Good for you J. Lucas, because from what I got from sickos on YT about that movie (which I like), is that Nathalie was such a tease and etc. I won't write it here, but it was pretty disgusting, as you can guess..... She was a CHILD for F sake. There are a lot more sickos like this than people think.

@harperna3938

Жыл бұрын

It's a late reply, but I just wanted to say that your interpretation accurately aligns with the actor Jean Reno's portrayal of the character. He wanted perform Leon as an emotionally stunted and withdrawn man utterly incapable of abusing Natalie Portman's character, and he made sure to always give her control over the emotional framing of scenes that involved any hint of intimacy.

@TheAlmightyAss

Жыл бұрын

This was my interpretation of the film and the character of Leon. I feel like it goes from strangers to tutor/mentor and then intergenerational friendship. The obvious elephant in the room is addressed but yes it's clear Leon isn't even really capable of abusing Portman, despite being a hired killer.

As a Brit I have to say Hasan's pronunciation of "buttery" was perfect

@MigattenoBlakae

Жыл бұрын

20:56 Warning: volume

damn that Juneteenth abortion tweet was.....it literally could not have been worse 💀

"I exploited a man's substance addiction for my own enjoyment. But come on, guys, it's not as bad as it looks."

20:57 just turned 23. can’t believe i’m not gonna smell buttery anymore 😔

That “sweet buttery” scent on all teenage girls is just bath and body works warm vanilla sugar body mist lets be real

@awkwardukulele6077

Жыл бұрын

That’s hilarious and horrifying. The idea that this dude can smell deodorant/soap and not think, “oh, that’s a nice shampoo/perfume/other nice-smelling thing the person used,” and instead thinks something as creepy as, “oh my, that smell must be that person’s natural musk, and I notice younger women smell like that. That proves that younger women smell more attractive.🤤”. I just…who’d doesn’t know about soap or deodorant? I wouldn’t feel safe being near a guy like that, but also my nose is bleeding at the thought of being within 100 yards of the guy. Dude probably smells like a skunk died of disappointment in the hot summer sun.

“French cinema is great” ok have you seen My Life as a Zuchinni??? now THATS a French cinematic masterpiece

@granudisimo

Жыл бұрын

I never heard about it but I already know it's a pickle, not a zucchini, and it's the funniest movie ever made.

The tweet about catholic furs and vore reminds me of a brief span on TikTok where people were talking about how A/B/O would work for Muslims during Ramadan and it was one of the funniest unhinged moments on that platform. Also, Lena Dunham is the wrong kind of mid white woman to be mother, idk how else to explain it but she just is not mother.

When I was younger me and my mates shared a flat and the old Asian lady (British Asian that is) downstairs used to bring us food all the time. It was just a nice thing to do. People want to be outraged. It reminds me of Ron Swanson saying “I’ll just stay angry, I find it relaxes me”. Weirdos.

The way you edited this to have so much chaotic energy and just non stop content is top tier I really enjoyed this. Made it worth it to watch the video even though I saw this live already

32:26 "There is no ethical consumption under cumdumpsterism" I am *screaming*

These tweets caused me to have a villain origin story.

Ah, Twitter. Never before have so many people with so little to say, said so much to the detriment of so many.

That Chilli shit made me so angry and sad. I hope she is doing better because that is fucking insane. If my neighbor made something for me like that I would be so happy, even if I couldn't eat it.

Twitter is simultaneously the best at producing some of the best tweets and worst tweets known to man kind

No chance that thumbnail lasts more than a couple of hours

@soulance8342

Жыл бұрын

Start the clock

@hexcodeff6624

Жыл бұрын

I am setting on 12 hours. You in?

@leslie1353

Жыл бұрын

What was the thumbnail, I don't see it. It looks like you were right. Cool

@soulance8342

Жыл бұрын

@@leslie1353 aaaand, I'm clocking 38 minutes. That's pretty impressive.

@anthonytitone

Жыл бұрын

@@soulance8342 if it’s the CP tweet it’s still in the thumbnail but the word porn is censored

I am really impressed by Hasan's French movie knowledge. Tam bir kültür adamı.

@b1bbscraz3y

Жыл бұрын

parley view Francis. aye?

@theodorschaffner7740

Жыл бұрын

@@b1bbscraz3y I hope you are refering to the fakt that this person is speaking about french movies.

@sma4827

Жыл бұрын

@@theodorschaffner7740 *parlez-vous français?

@theodorschaffner7740

Жыл бұрын

@@sma4827 non je had it in shool but never paid atention

@ottojagenstedt9740

Жыл бұрын

​@@sma4827 Nen, ik slaagt elt nederdradd

That Hillary tweet is cringe af. Lolol

I love when someone is getting absolutely destroyed on Twitter and their only response is "go off I guess"

clay higgins retiring to pottery “Clay’s Clay” is such a good marketplace name

Never underestimate the ability of twitter users to take literally any discussion in existence and make it about abuse or mental illness.

The best part about the first tweet is that he’s a conservative politician. Sums up how cons feel about health care workers

i havent used twitter in a few years now, but everytime i see things like this come from there; it makes me feel a lot less neurodivergent than i am lol

I never understood the comments that are just self-reports of somebody being a terrible person. How do these people have no self-awareness?

"It's like agile planning with your significant other." Ah, yes, nothing says "love" like a five minute scrum where you talk about benchmarks and relationship "deliverables".

I cannot express how much better Hasan’s commentary on these made my hour-long commute. Laughing to the point of tears in my car right now

American Conservatives: "dont disrespect the military" Also American Conservatives: "your they/them army won't last a day in the war" its genuinely hard not to have an aneurism while listening to conservatives speak.

Ain't no way twitter got mad about someone making some chilli for their neighbours. That's like a god-tier neighbour wtf.

sameera isn't a shitposter she's a vapid clout chaser, she dated kai newkirk back in 2016 in the heat of the democracy spring shenanigans, my partner and i were both also in that, her parents hosted the national training shitshow in their backyard and she and kai stayed in the house while we peasants showered under a hose and slept in tents. back then she was asking questions like "what potential will there be for pageant contestants after the revolution" lmaooo

@hello7032

Жыл бұрын

Ohhhh spill some Kai tea please

@Psyche1226

Жыл бұрын

@@hello7032 oh brother. we would be here for decades.

@hello7032

Жыл бұрын

@@Psyche1226 that’s fair. I only was at one event, a sit in against sinema where he was the main guy and I just got…bad vibes about him

I think the way you win twitter is never to post your own take because it’s probably terrible, but instead to pick apart everyone else’s takes and make them know how stupid they are.

love that people forget if you don't want chili you could just be like "no thank you, I really appreciate it though"

3:55 editor almost gave me a heart attack with what looked like a real MLK funko pop

The fact that hasan could read 20:36 then again in an accent with a straight face kills me

the fucking giving your neighbor chili is ableist shit is the funniest thing i've ever seen on twitter

I think the cringiest thing is that people still use Twitter in light mode.

i’m surprised this thread didn’t include that one woman who posted about waking up early to talk with her husband over coffee. twitter hounded that woman.

@MrKadirbey

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I was expecting that too. That was wild

@wiswc

Жыл бұрын

Envy

His British impersonation actually cracks me up lol

I'm surprised that Hasan managed to miss the chilli discourse

holy shit, I've seen people (and myself, admittedly) say some truly dumb, embarassing shit in my life but everything in this video is just on a whole separate level, it's like watching a verbal trainwreck compilation

This should be called "best tweets of 2022" these are fucking great in the worst way lol

it is so much more uncomfortable when you read that tweet about sniffing women with a cockney accent.

There are a LOT of HYPER religious furries, sane with kinda fascist furries. It’s weird but it’s a subculture with a lot of outcasts that are trying to find their own clique within a fandom typically thought of as one for weirdoes even if it really isn’t.

@arlaux

Жыл бұрын

@Nicholas Time Okay? I know I’m weird? I’m also into snuff erotica, gonna piss your pants over that too?

Hassan JP impressions are my favorite thing ever in the world/universe

I hope one day Jordan Peterson imitates Hassan Piker

Oh man I forgot about some of these bangers. As much fun as it is to revisit them, I think I suffered psychic damage by the end of the video. 10/10 great year for posting

I literally figuratively died when he said "inside of me are two wolves"

Clay Higgins is literally just the lawyer from the bee movie

"Why did 8k people vote on this?" Because like Chat, who will say anything, Twitter will vote on anything.

Accidentally the earliest I've hit a video lol. Love ya comrade, keep up the shenanigans.

The “no loads refused” one is one of my favorites. Non-political, just general rapscallion behavior. A very wholesome chaos tweet, if you will.

Thanks for this video. I quit Twitter about a week ago and was sort of feeling like relapsing and this video reminded me why I left in the first place.

I’m addicted to twitter. Never once seen child porn ever. I’ve been on since it started too

@boianko

Жыл бұрын

I know right?! I wish JP would at least share a source, I can't find this stuff anywhere! /s

@andrewwalker9960

Жыл бұрын

@@boianko Jesus Christ even as a joke 👀

@boianko

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewwalker9960 Maybe it was a bit much. But what can you say in this situation without it becoming even more depressing.

@willmakeyouloveagain

Жыл бұрын

i was just searching for p.rn accs and ive seen 1 unfortunately

@kattodoggo3868

Жыл бұрын

There is a lot of drawn CP

Honestly, kanye's tweet is as comparatively insane when seeing all the other tweets

The chili stuff is absolutely insane. Literally anything can make you the main character, huh?

Blaire White has done more for stupidity in a single tweet than I have done in a full week. And I’m such a klutz I fall down the same flight of stairs at least twice a week.

Years ago my mom had to go stay in the hospital for like 2 weeks. My neighbor knocked on the door one day (just my dad, my bro, and me there at that time) and she made a big ass chicken pot pie and said 'I know your mom is in the hospital and thought you could use a home cooked meal because I don't think you'd be cooking' and it was awesome. The pot pie still the best pot pie I've ever had too.

The tom holland one takes it for me

my favorite tweet of last year was probably Lavern Spicer saying: “Just went to starbucks for a coffe and the barista asked me my pronouns for my cup. 🤣🤣 I said my pronouns are Trump and DeSantis. His nose ring damn near fell out of his nose cavity. 😂😂”

The "American liberal brain disease" has to be the funniest concept I've ever heard

Twitter has just gotten more and more unhinged over the past two years I swear

47:03 The little “was there?” from Hasan’s friend was funnier to me than it should have been.

@donkeydanny2114

Жыл бұрын

thats his brother, murat

I think Leon should be considered a major anti-pedophilia movie, because it outlines such a pedophilia-enabling situation (an 11 year old with no supervision from family or state that offers herself up like this to an adult man), and showcases the only proper way to deal with such a situation from Leon's side, becoming a good role model and convincing Mathilda to try the stable route in life. Obviously there is so much more to the movie, but only the people watching it make it pedophilic in my opinion.

@41052

Жыл бұрын

I think I’ve watched someone explaining the movie, but from a non-pedophile perspective and I cried because of how beautiful the idea was and how people should act, and then he dropped the bomb that it was meant to be pedophilic and I was flabbergasted. So I haven’t watched the movie, but do you think it would be good to show to a child? Like what’s the minimum age you would show this to a kid?

this video is so good 40 minutes went by like nothing omg

I think, we’ve left off swifties from proper scrutiny and we should rectify this in 2023

@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14

Жыл бұрын

Swifties should be in jail honestly

@HobbesJnr

Жыл бұрын

​@@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14Matt Healy existing is a Swifties 9/11