The WORST Rejection You've Ever Heard! | Ep 247| ShxtsnGigs Podcast

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This Week The Guys Discuss:
0:00, The WORST Rejection You've Ever Heard!
32:03, Intro
33:30, The PB King
37:30, James Gets Humbled
43:24, Cop Shares Nudes Of His Own Wife
48:12, Florida Man Throws Christmas Tree
56:40, The Most Down Bad Thing You Ever Did!
59:05, Graduated Thread
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  • @chvrchx
    @chvrchx Жыл бұрын

    “Long story short I did cheat on her” 😭😭😭 that wasn’t the ending I was expecting to that story 😂

  • @junglekxngtalksanime

    @junglekxngtalksanime

    Жыл бұрын

    Bruhh I WAS WEEAAAAKKK😭😭😭🤣

  • @thePanda_huma

    @thePanda_huma

    Жыл бұрын

    Left turn🤣 I was honestly surprised

  • @akontio59

    @akontio59

    Жыл бұрын

    Sent me so high I still haven’t landed 😂

  • @TheAyo160

    @TheAyo160

    Жыл бұрын

    Brahh! That was maaaaddd😂

  • @exceptionallydez7391

    @exceptionallydez7391

    Жыл бұрын

    Right?! Flabbergasted. 😂

  • @Grace19049
    @Grace19049 Жыл бұрын

    James: these men can’t handle rejection Also James: I’ll throw a glass of water at her 😂

  • @jacknapyer

    @jacknapyer

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @nyagoahbiel4683

    @nyagoahbiel4683

    Жыл бұрын

    He’s toxic asf

  • @Michelle.lorette

    @Michelle.lorette

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @Domopremo

    @Domopremo

    Жыл бұрын

    IF you want more shxtsngigs content check my channel out!

  • @tigolbitti3s

    @tigolbitti3s

    Жыл бұрын

    He really said self call out lmao

  • @Joe1887
    @Joe1887 Жыл бұрын

    I can't get over "My enemies would laugh at me." 💀

  • @rhiannababb-benjamin4671

    @rhiannababb-benjamin4671

    Жыл бұрын

    I read this comment just as Fuhad said it🤣🤣

  • @girlwithathought2940

    @girlwithathought2940

    Жыл бұрын

    I’ve randomly been busting out laughing over the past 2 hours from that 1 line lmaooo

  • @carenjones3759

    @carenjones3759

    Жыл бұрын

    But it's so true 😂

  • @misterpatton2067

    @misterpatton2067

    Жыл бұрын

    Yoooo that sent me 😂😂😂

  • @AkinolaWilliams

    @AkinolaWilliams

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s a full African saying “ My enemies will rejoice over me”

  • @tishellefrancois7840
    @tishellefrancois7840 Жыл бұрын

    James getting offended for EVERY SINGLE SCENARIO!!! 🤣🤣

  • @tishellefrancois7840

    @tishellefrancois7840

    Жыл бұрын

    @@uok6216 unless he's acting out the women parts with Fuhad. Like when he tells fuhad he'd suck the skin off him and such.

  • @hlonivincent4256

    @hlonivincent4256

    Жыл бұрын

    @@uok6216 dsesxk

  • @User-rx2tt

    @User-rx2tt

    Жыл бұрын

    We here for itttt

  • @MagicalGirlContractor

    @MagicalGirlContractor

    Жыл бұрын

    He's sooo cute haha

  • @georgiaakande9801

    @georgiaakande9801

    Жыл бұрын

    The minute you hear "Fuhad, Fuhad, I promise you this..." you know the outrage is coming!!!! Loooool

  • @lifeoflerneece
    @lifeoflerneece Жыл бұрын

    James:guys are so sensitive Also James “she’ll just see water coming” and “I’ll snap her ankle”🤣🤣😭

  • @stshx6353

    @stshx6353

    11 ай бұрын

    This killed me🤣🤣🤣

  • @tdot1090

    @tdot1090

    10 ай бұрын

    Fucking dead😅

  • @Nataliemetoyer

    @Nataliemetoyer

    6 ай бұрын

    Facts 😂😂😂😂

  • @sidytav3120

    @sidytav3120

    Ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @RedLightz_TV

    @RedLightz_TV

    11 күн бұрын

    It’s the best part 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lafleursamsara2013
    @lafleursamsara2013 Жыл бұрын

    A lot of these worst rejection encounters are villain origin stories.

  • @X1ZR

    @X1ZR

    Жыл бұрын

    Turning them into demons😭

  • @LillyMichaelson637

    @LillyMichaelson637

    Жыл бұрын

    For real though, why do people have to be so heartless. Just yes or no, don't need this 'extra'

  • @cajequartz4074

    @cajequartz4074

    Жыл бұрын

    “You disgust me. You weren’t worth a second of my time.” (A few weeks after saving her life from a suicide attempt 💀)

  • @j.prunty1278

    @j.prunty1278

    Жыл бұрын

    "That's DISGUSTING." 😡 💁🏾‍♂️ 🍑 💦😂

  • @makeupmakeupmakeup7471

    @makeupmakeupmakeup7471

    Жыл бұрын

    For real. 😭😂

  • @ElephantChatting
    @ElephantChatting Жыл бұрын

    *Let’s be honest we’re only here for the Scenarios* 🤣🤣 James actually putting himself in each situation like he’s dealt with *EVERYTHING* is simply the best 😭😭

  • @kayserunye

    @kayserunye

    Жыл бұрын

    You didn’t lie 😂😂😂

  • @tiffanyingram3444

    @tiffanyingram3444

    Жыл бұрын

    Right looking barely in his 30s lol

  • @iamannem.s3101

    @iamannem.s3101

    10 ай бұрын

    Right like him and fuhad arguing like they were actually the couple 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rebeccaroberts8120

    @rebeccaroberts8120

    10 ай бұрын

    "SO WE'RE THROWING STUFF AT PEOPLE, YEAH?!?!"

  • @alexandrap4753
    @alexandrap4753 Жыл бұрын

    “Light skin activated” had me howling 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 legit laughed out loud 🤣

  • @Ladadiladadaah

    @Ladadiladadaah

    Жыл бұрын

    "The wind that left my longs" 🤣

  • @dbrownn211

    @dbrownn211

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @TheNinnyfee

    @TheNinnyfee

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @vanessaadams4641

    @vanessaadams4641

    Жыл бұрын

    I was weeeaaaakkk!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tam974eva

    @Tam974eva

    Жыл бұрын

    when was that said?

  • @MrClutch146
    @MrClutch146 Жыл бұрын

    My enemies will laugh at me. 😅😂That’s definitely a Nigerian girl.

  • @unmotivatedbaddie

    @unmotivatedbaddie

    Жыл бұрын

    YUP!

  • @oversabigirltv

    @oversabigirltv

    Жыл бұрын

    Has to be😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lotusflowerfairy_

    @lotusflowerfairy_

    Жыл бұрын

    When I heard that, thought so too as a Nigerian girl🤣🤣🤣

  • @kezzy_kezzy

    @kezzy_kezzy

    11 ай бұрын

    Lol ikr definitely Nigerian😂

  • @Nes__kay

    @Nes__kay

    11 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂 there’s no lie there

  • @DeannaStLouis
    @DeannaStLouis Жыл бұрын

    The “Jesus wept” from James had me screaming 😂

  • @bubblebobblefullthrottle

    @bubblebobblefullthrottle

    Жыл бұрын

    Full on choking lmaooo! Came from nowhere 🤣

  • @miainthesun

    @miainthesun

    Жыл бұрын

    The scream I SCRAMT when he said that 😪

  • @salimarsmith

    @salimarsmith

    Жыл бұрын

    Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I fuckin died🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kagomodise4008

    @kagomodise4008

    Жыл бұрын

    FAMILY! 😂😂😂😂

  • @elicharles6380

    @elicharles6380

    Жыл бұрын

    Fucking same!!!!! Damn near got me fired working in this office 🤣🤣

  • @desonmaylor9496
    @desonmaylor9496 Жыл бұрын

    Was at a bar once and simply asked a girl her name, her response was “ nothing u need to know” and she walked away. I was legitimately frozen for 30 seconds

  • @f4iryth964

    @f4iryth964

    Жыл бұрын

    PLS it seems like women are extra harsh with their reactions in the club or smth, prolly cuz they dont wanna deal with NO bs😭😭😭

  • @Lill2895

    @Lill2895

    Жыл бұрын

    Because most dudes won't go away if you're polite about it, unfortunately. And depending on the vibe you give off in that moment, you might catch a stray 😭🤣 Especially in a bar or club.

  • @brec1589

    @brec1589

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Lill2895 reminds me of the time my friend caught a stray on Bourbon Street once. Dude followed us all the way to the next club. She told him to go find his friends 😂

  • @MoonMoon-fx1op

    @MoonMoon-fx1op

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Lill2895 absolute facts, but they don't want to acknowledge that

  • @TheNinnyfee

    @TheNinnyfee

    Жыл бұрын

    Women that are extra harsh actually give you a gift and don't waste your time and even money. It's rude, yes, but they don't play you. I would take such an honest no from a person any time, it doesn't hurt half as much as the game of the exploiters and cheaters.

  • @shanncreates
    @shanncreates Жыл бұрын

    James getting humbled is SENDING ME😂😂😂

  • @natalie_kendel
    @natalie_kendel Жыл бұрын

    Favourite part of tis podcast is that, unlike most other podcasters, you guys don't interrupt each other. You actually listen and let each other talk. LOVE THAT!

  • @A_shay7

    @A_shay7

    Жыл бұрын

    Yesss I just noticed that

  • @leonlarkpor2895

    @leonlarkpor2895

    Ай бұрын

    I like that too

  • @hapimas8565
    @hapimas8565 Жыл бұрын

    The re-enactments ALWAYS get me It’s James saying hes going to make Fuhad want to throw a tree at him 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @elijahbillings4658

    @elijahbillings4658

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mohaurakhoabe8764

    @mohaurakhoabe8764

    Жыл бұрын

    Chups chups lol

  • @saronassefaw4634

    @saronassefaw4634

    Жыл бұрын

    javelin got me lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @IvyAndBoAndMe

    @IvyAndBoAndMe

    Жыл бұрын

    "oh we're throwing stuff?"😂

  • @cheyennejohnson9371

    @cheyennejohnson9371

    Жыл бұрын

    that was so funny I couldn't breathe.

  • @chy8427
    @chy8427 Жыл бұрын

    Fuhad has been looking directly in the camera these last few episodes…I’m here for it 🤭

  • @kilokilo5004

    @kilokilo5004

    Жыл бұрын

    He's being more open aswell it's jokes to find out he's no angel clearly we don't know him like we think we do and he's unravelling before out eyes .. very entertaining

  • @taylorpalmer894

    @taylorpalmer894

    Жыл бұрын

    He loves that eye contact 😋

  • @j.prunty1278

    @j.prunty1278

    Жыл бұрын

    @@taylorpalmer894 don't we all😉😂

  • @SilkyC

    @SilkyC

    Жыл бұрын

    YES! I need more of it

  • @vineeta03

    @vineeta03

    Жыл бұрын

    i think he might be looking at Rem who sits in that corner

  • @caitlinbyrne
    @caitlinbyrne Жыл бұрын

    The whole “James gets humbled” section absolutely KILLED ME 😭

  • @tweety1864
    @tweety1864 Жыл бұрын

    James feeling every piece of these rejections 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jomusicv
    @jomusicv Жыл бұрын

    There is nothing better than James and Fuhad role playing

  • @honeybee725
    @honeybee725 Жыл бұрын

    I’ve said this to a shitty ex, he said “I want you back” and I said “it’s good to want things, it builds character”💀😂

  • @virgoqueen0911

    @virgoqueen0911

    10 ай бұрын

    😂😂 I'm stealing this!!

  • @chishimbachewe2597

    @chishimbachewe2597

    8 ай бұрын

    PLEASE 😭. The fact that I've said something similar almost word for word😂. Except it was "It's good to want things, isn't it? But it's even better not to get them. You learn more that way."😂

  • @anywallsocket

    @anywallsocket

    Ай бұрын

    Mid

  • @TheyLuvMeKJ

    @TheyLuvMeKJ

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@anywallsocket cry..

  • @dayliarittenhouse
    @dayliarittenhouse Жыл бұрын

    As a Floridian I love seeing how other people react to our news stories 🤣 never a shortage of entertainment

  • @salimarsmith

    @salimarsmith

    Жыл бұрын

    Florida Man/Woman always sends me🤣🤣🤣🤣y'all got the best headlines!

  • @gracecamaxtli7090

    @gracecamaxtli7090

    Жыл бұрын

    “That’s where the heathens live” 😂😂😂

  • @superiorpanda6449

    @superiorpanda6449

    Жыл бұрын

    Ong, half the shit that be going on here I’m either unaware of or think is common

  • @karlagonzalvez4703

    @karlagonzalvez4703

    Жыл бұрын

    Sameee. Ppl always say the crazy ppl live here or "it's always Florida". Charlemagne has done it on the radio and it's hilarious 😂

  • @heyitsshay6058
    @heyitsshay6058 Жыл бұрын

    James thought his lightskinned powers were working through the streets 🤣🤣🤣

  • @evekumari
    @evekumari Жыл бұрын

    I lost my mum last week, you guys are the only thing that keeps me smiling RN ✨

  • @proofoflife7654

    @proofoflife7654

    Жыл бұрын

    😢🫂🫂

  • @X1ZR

    @X1ZR

    Жыл бұрын

    May she RIP🙏🏾

  • @NuYrk1908

    @NuYrk1908

    Жыл бұрын

    So sorry for your loss ❤

  • @lesley5380

    @lesley5380

    Жыл бұрын

    Condolences and may she rest in peace x

  • @rheroberts868

    @rheroberts868

    Жыл бұрын

    Sorry for your loss 🫂🫂

  • @maamenhyira
    @maamenhyira Жыл бұрын

    "...oh Jesus wept..." 😂 James and his phrases

  • @9Essence
    @9Essence Жыл бұрын

    Lmao!!!!! “light skin activated!!” TOOK ME OUT!!🗣️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MissTryALot
    @MissTryALot Жыл бұрын

    A female friend drunkenly told me that her boyfriend confessed to her that he was actually into me but thought I was out of his league so he asked her out instead. Even sadder is that I'm not exceptionally good looking, and worse, she stayed with him despite him disrespecting her like that!

  • @goodbher9244

    @goodbher9244

    Жыл бұрын

    Ew. Lol

  • @seasidesapphic6380

    @seasidesapphic6380

    Жыл бұрын

    … this comment will haunt me for life. GIRL WHAT?!?!

  • @Lill2895

    @Lill2895

    Жыл бұрын

    The way I'd end up on a true crime show if my bf said some me like that to me!

  • @MezziK

    @MezziK

    Жыл бұрын

    Low self esteem is real.... like damn...

  • @jonathanxavier2026

    @jonathanxavier2026

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Lill2895 Wait, weren't you saying women could take rejection well?

  • @PemDanis
    @PemDanis Жыл бұрын

    The fact that you can talk about your teenage embarrassments with chest is so brave, I admire your bravery 💪🏼

  • @fe-real
    @fe-real Жыл бұрын

    "I've come to collect my dance." I said "What?" with the exact same facial expression and cadence she did, cause Jaaaames! What?! 😂🤣😂

  • @intldawn

    @intldawn

    Ай бұрын

    “Collect” my dance is CRAZYYYYY😂😂😂. Even if she were expecting him to come over to ask her to dance, that word choice is so wild. Poor young James was so flustered. ☠️

  • @RodrickMarsMoon
    @RodrickMarsMoon Жыл бұрын

    My worst one was definitely when a ex broke up with me on the very day I was planning to propose to her. I sit with her trying to understand why she wanted to break up, and she "it's just that... William is better than you, my dad likes him, my mom thinks he's great... but we can still be friends, right?" Side note: William is a guy I hated with all my heart, her dad acted all threatening to me on the only interaction we had and her mom treated me as a son through the whole relationship I had with her daughter... So, yeah, it was a triple shock to hear that. I heard by a gossip that, months later, this William was the worst and was rejected by them not much later, so, yeah, it was kind of a happy ending, I don't know 🤔😅.

  • @koru8580

    @koru8580

    Жыл бұрын

    Definitely sounds like karma happened

  • @RodrickMarsMoon

    @RodrickMarsMoon

    Жыл бұрын

    @@koru8580 Indeed, indeed 😄🤗!

  • @junglekxngtalksanime

    @junglekxngtalksanime

    Жыл бұрын

    From an L to a big W

  • @nihilpizza6291

    @nihilpizza6291

    Жыл бұрын

    Honestly a dub for you, karma is a bitch😏

  • @RodrickMarsMoon

    @RodrickMarsMoon

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nihilpizza6291 I don't know what dub means, but I appreciate that 😄🤗. Haha'.

  • @immaculatemoraa9539
    @immaculatemoraa9539 Жыл бұрын

    😩my crush showed me a pic of a girl chosen for him to marry (his Muslim ) when he found out I liked him . Months later I find out the girl was his mum 😒.😂

  • @Kre8iviT27

    @Kre8iviT27

    Жыл бұрын

    Dayum!

  • @rheroberts868

    @rheroberts868

    Жыл бұрын

    Wowwww...sorry

  • @fay-yaadhnakidien8225

    @fay-yaadhnakidien8225

    Жыл бұрын

    This is hilarious

  • @kafirsunfire5932

    @kafirsunfire5932

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ellianahaspoken_

    @Ellianahaspoken_

    Жыл бұрын

    No way 😭😭

  • @GothicUndone
    @GothicUndone Жыл бұрын

    “Brudda wit the bags get out the way!” “He wasn’t even holding his own bags!!” 😂😂😂😂Noooo James! 😅😅😅

  • @deniloui810
    @deniloui810 Жыл бұрын

    “A ring of fire and I’m standing in the middle” im acc crying 😂

  • @akshainierajan6532
    @akshainierajan6532 Жыл бұрын

    My worst rejection: I told him I like him on the bus, he said “I couldn’t care less tbh” 💀

  • @ekundayoawoniran1065

    @ekundayoawoniran1065

    11 ай бұрын

    Damn!

  • @fitzwilliams4215
    @fitzwilliams4215 Жыл бұрын

    "No offence but I think I can do better" Them is fighting words 💀💀

  • @bubba30001
    @bubba30001 Жыл бұрын

    "My enemies would laugh at me" sent me to the afterlife. 💀

  • @dreadtofro
    @dreadtofro11 ай бұрын

    38:07 James laughing at himself is why I love these guys so much! Spendin' a little bit of money, innit?! Light skin activated!!! LMAO

  • @nkosanancaphayi8675
    @nkosanancaphayi8675 Жыл бұрын

    "So we're throwing things at people"😂😂🔥 Old man throws a whole tree!!🤣🚩

  • @junglekxngtalksanime
    @junglekxngtalksanime Жыл бұрын

    "Your sister is 100% better looking than you, don't you EVER forget that." OH MY GAWD!! 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Big love from Mzansi y'all 🇿🇦

  • @TacotheBlackGuy
    @TacotheBlackGuy Жыл бұрын

    My father passed yesterday morning. You guys can still make me laugh as I deal with the hardest loss I've dealt with in my life and I want to thank you so so much for this podcast. I need anything at all to keep my mind occupied and stay positive.

  • @danman350z

    @danman350z

    Жыл бұрын

    Sorry for your loss, brother.

  • @nqobilezondi4314

    @nqobilezondi4314

    Жыл бұрын

    RIP to your father🕊 May God cover you and your family

  • @TacotheBlackGuy

    @TacotheBlackGuy

    Жыл бұрын

    @@danman350z I appreciate that

  • @TacotheBlackGuy

    @TacotheBlackGuy

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nqobilezondi4314 thank you I appreciate it

  • @VieraXXII

    @VieraXXII

    Жыл бұрын

    Sorry for your loss. That's severe. Hugs and prayers to you and your family 😞❤️

  • @kaiwhat1207
    @kaiwhat1207 Жыл бұрын

    Just imagine being Lauren today, eating her heart out 😂😬

  • @Noenie903
    @Noenie903 Жыл бұрын

    Sometimes saying no just isn't enough. People will be hounding you like you owe them something. Just keep quiet and walk away. 🤷‍♀️ Works most of the time.

  • @rafaelfonseca4558

    @rafaelfonseca4558

    Жыл бұрын

    This always makes me fear having a daughter. It should work every time. That one time out of 100 is what terrifies me. And it’s not even the females fault.

  • @BRIBOATMAN

    @BRIBOATMAN

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rafaelfonseca4558 my friends cousin was at the bus stop and some guy asked for her number and she said no and put her head down.. he left, came back and shot her 😔 sometimes guys don’t take “no” well.. It’s definitely a fear of mine.

  • @marybean2231

    @marybean2231

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@BRIBOATMAN I had to give five of 'em, and got a laugh. Luckily the worst the mf did was forced me to kiss him, but yeah. If that were somewhere I was isolated with him, def would've gotten r*ped. Gotta be careful out there

  • @udontevenwannaknowbruv

    @udontevenwannaknowbruv

    Жыл бұрын

    @@BRIBOATMAN OMG? That’s so messed up, now we can’t even reject them at all. I hate these type of men as if rejection isn’t part of life and they just have to take it so personally. I’m so sorry about your friend. :( And I hope his psycho, petty ass gets what he deserves in prison.

  • @thandokazimagopheni8004
    @thandokazimagopheni8004 Жыл бұрын

    A juicy woosie Boxing Day treat! Happy holiday everyone 🇿🇦

  • @kr6productions

    @kr6productions

    Жыл бұрын

    🇿🇦♥️

  • @junglekxngtalksanime

    @junglekxngtalksanime

    Жыл бұрын

    🇿🇦❤

  • @thePanda_huma

    @thePanda_huma

    Жыл бұрын

    We need a SA branch for the cult😌

  • @sethumenye1905

    @sethumenye1905

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thePanda_huma Big facts We need one 🇿🇦

  • @celesteleroux3033

    @celesteleroux3033

    Жыл бұрын

    🇿🇦 ❤ Cape Town, South Africa

  • @JustUdoro
    @JustUdoro Жыл бұрын

    55:16 YALLS RE-ENACTMENTS ARE GOLD!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @meghannnnnn
    @meghannnnnn Жыл бұрын

    The girl suggesting other people for him to go to prom with is UNHINGED😂. But at least she was helpful

  • @ayola14
    @ayola14 Жыл бұрын

    When they say, "the worst thing they can say is no." I wish that was true

  • @shabangbangg_
    @shabangbangg_ Жыл бұрын

    The light skinned activity from them both has me weak 😂😂😂

  • @taneshacartwright6144
    @taneshacartwright6144 Жыл бұрын

    The reenactment of the tree throwing died me 💀💀💀😂 Love you guys. Crying real tears.... let's know the facts before we get carried away 😂

  • @houdalight

    @houdalight

    Жыл бұрын

    Same here

  • @theresahernandez4241

    @theresahernandez4241

    Жыл бұрын

    I was rolling laughing in my bed 😂😂

  • @FeelinErie
    @FeelinErie Жыл бұрын

    So I've been battling depression this festive period, but the one at 14:59 had me laughing HARD. Thank you guys for making me smile again, it had been a while :)

  • @tarahjay7321

    @tarahjay7321

    Жыл бұрын

    Feel better ❤

  • @nieciewho3083
    @nieciewho3083 Жыл бұрын

    Nahhh James kills me!! He feels every damn scenario and I live for it!! James’ madness turns me on a little I can’t lie, his rage is spicy 😄

  • @missk5517

    @missk5517

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh wow😂

  • @CrazyMamaKat
    @CrazyMamaKat10 ай бұрын

    This guy told my friend he liked me then he said “But I could never publicly date her because I wouldn’t want anyone to think I lowered my standards” 🤣💀

  • @IMPster274

    @IMPster274

    3 ай бұрын

    So you're saying you've become emotionally unstable with a side order of low self esteem? Where have you been all my life?

  • @brettervonkanada6102
    @brettervonkanada6102 Жыл бұрын

    I recently discovered ShxtsnGigs and I've got to say this is by far my favourite podcast in the world rn... I've never been laughing so much while dying inside. You guys are genuine and have the most unique style on the entire internet. It's really difficult to find a quality content like this without the whole left-right toxic bullshxt that everyone hops on these days. Keep enjoying what you do. I'm joining the Patreon and recommending this to everyone I know. Much love from the east. P.S. I've had my share of rejection stories but recently, more than half of the girls that reject me, keep getting back to me simply because I'm showing no emotion when I get rejected, I say I understand, smile and wish them a good luck. Sometimes it takes a week or a month, even a year but I almost always find a DM from these girls later. Be gracious in defeat guys and play the long game.

  • @rebeccaturner9530
    @rebeccaturner9530 Жыл бұрын

    "So I called him babe" this is why I called everyone babes, just incase 🤣

  • @deenypoteeny9041
    @deenypoteeny9041 Жыл бұрын

    Omg! A boy in junior high asked my sister out and she ran to the bathroom to throw up! 😂😂😂

  • @kiranhalal5544
    @kiranhalal5544 Жыл бұрын

    OMG you guys had me in stitches 😂😂😂 "I wasn't even wearing a mask"... 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @stephaniehorn1029
    @stephaniehorn1029 Жыл бұрын

    Hello from California. I am a new mom, felt like I lost myself because I was giving so much to my family. This podcast gave me new life. Love everything about the show. Laughter is truly the best medicine

  • @textgaming8988
    @textgaming8988 Жыл бұрын

    I was told “No woman would ever be with a guy who has a build like that” Gym motivation went crazy for a little bit there 😅

  • @BigLance27

    @BigLance27

    Жыл бұрын

    Damn were you fat and short or super skinny and short? Because as long as you are tall and women view you as being attractive then what she said didn't mean nothing but if you were built like the two questions I asked you at the beginning of this comment then yeah you had to get in the gym. Because unless you have a lot of 💰 most women are not trying to mess with dudes who are fat or super skinny and short at the same time.

  • @textgaming8988

    @textgaming8988

    Жыл бұрын

    @@BigLance27 I’m 6’3” lol. I was overweight back then. Nowadays I’m in shape so all is well 💪🏻 Went from 270 pounds down to 200

  • @isolihlekhayemba3703

    @isolihlekhayemba3703

    Жыл бұрын

    @@textgaming8988 noice

  • @powerjolt7215

    @powerjolt7215

    Жыл бұрын

    @@textgaming8988 I fully respect that King. Stay on the grind! 💪🏼 You got this 100%!! (Wish I could grind too, but I'm kinda sick on a doctor needed level..)

  • @elijahbillings4658

    @elijahbillings4658

    Жыл бұрын

    @@powerjolt7215 God bless you man. Feel better, health more important than looks on every level 👌🏽

  • @creolemanya1646
    @creolemanya1646 Жыл бұрын

    Imagine being his prom date watching the show..."wasnt my first choice" 😭😭😭

  • @abstrvvct1318
    @abstrvvct1318 Жыл бұрын

    My worst rejection: I was in this group chat some years ago and decided to shoot my shot to this one guy I thought was so fine (separate from the gc of course). His response: “Ew, it’s you” Hurt my soul eternally

  • @elijahbillings4658

    @elijahbillings4658

    Жыл бұрын

    "Eternally" 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @bens.664

    @bens.664

    Жыл бұрын

    lmao no way a man said that to you pls 😭😭

  • @pa3162

    @pa3162

    Жыл бұрын

    Rude! must have needed Specsavers

  • @Thoughtsbyme-ts4jz

    @Thoughtsbyme-ts4jz

    Жыл бұрын

    I would have deleted my WhatsApp

  • @Lill2895

    @Lill2895

    Жыл бұрын

    Was he BLIND 😭 Like dang!

  • @LPnerd
    @LPnerd Жыл бұрын

    " Jesus wept." OMG I haven't heard that in years, I legit snorted and laughed for a good min. Why are people so cruel to each other?

  • @kikialeaki1850
    @kikialeaki1850 Жыл бұрын

    Fuhad just casually skipping over the first rejection like it was nothing😂😂

  • @Mekdes2104
    @Mekdes2104 Жыл бұрын

    "Looking at migrating geese" James says the wildest things 🤣🤣

  • @salmaabdul-aziz8363
    @salmaabdul-aziz8363 Жыл бұрын

    Love how James gets into his feelings with these scenarios 😂😂😂

  • @tweety1864
    @tweety1864 Жыл бұрын

    I have been binging episodes all weekend....I feel like I'm ready to become a cult baby 😂😂😂😂

  • @mmmmmusic009
    @mmmmmusic009 Жыл бұрын

    I needed these man today, had a shit day and i know they gon brighten it up for me

  • @catierollins8493

    @catierollins8493

    Жыл бұрын

    I hope your day get better. Happy Holidays!

  • @mmmmmusic009

    @mmmmmusic009

    Жыл бұрын

    @@catierollins8493 Thanks darling, happy holidays to you aswell!🥰

  • @kyaraw

    @kyaraw

    Жыл бұрын

    I hope your day gets better!

  • @rheroberts868

    @rheroberts868

    Жыл бұрын

    Sending good vibes your way!!

  • @lisa.222
    @lisa.222 Жыл бұрын

    That cop husband, u can really tell how he views women. The way he violated her privacy and exposed her. Especially with ppl from her work place?

  • @proscapture
    @proscapture Жыл бұрын

    James-" DONT SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT!!!" bruh I folded😂😂😂

  • @amybeelicious
    @amybeelicious Жыл бұрын

    My worst rejection was when I asked this guy at work if he was dtf and he kept giggling and saying he was flattered and he didn't wanna get fired for fraternizing and that's literally it. I called in for like 2wks straight because of the embarrassment and eventually changed jobs 💀

  • @jaleelhogue9220

    @jaleelhogue9220

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m sorry that happened love😂😂 chuckling at someone who u offered sex to is disheartening

  • @jonathanxavier2026

    @jonathanxavier2026

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmfao what an absolute legend.

  • @karaokekingskingdom
    @karaokekingskingdom Жыл бұрын

    Those secondary school rejections are trials of fire for future ladies man. We've all been there.

  • @roxvid2
    @roxvid2 Жыл бұрын

    The Christmas tree re-enactment had me crying lol🤣

  • @Niamhmariephelan
    @Niamhmariephelan Жыл бұрын

    The worst rejection I ever felt was from a guy I liked in 5th year, we were on break from class,a bunch of us were messing and he said that what I'd need to make me look good couldn't be bought in a chemist, ruined my confidence, I'm now 39, and to this day It stings when I think about it......

  • @elenam9435
    @elenam9435 Жыл бұрын

    This is one of THE most hilarious episodes!!🤣🤣

  • @bwlondonpodcast
    @bwlondonpodcast Жыл бұрын

    I'm crying lol at James humble experience 🤣😂😭

  • @JustUdoro
    @JustUdoro Жыл бұрын

    42:59 James YOUR HUMBLED STORY WAS 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and SOOOO NEEDED! 💎💎💎

  • @danaglass1265
    @danaglass1265 Жыл бұрын

    That 🎄reinactment story was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @b4ileysinterlude
    @b4ileysinterlude Жыл бұрын

    Found u guys a few weeks ago & have loved you guys ever since 😭 James & Fuhad’s marital fighting over Christmas dinner is so funny

  • @samdaniels5454
    @samdaniels54542 ай бұрын

    I can't tell you how many times I have had someone said that, "I'm not their type or just want to be friends but would want to get with my friend." Just ugh

  • @fineappledot__1
    @fineappledot__1 Жыл бұрын

    “My enemies will laugh at me” raaaah💀

  • @mrsevelync6900
    @mrsevelync6900 Жыл бұрын

    "I've come to COLLECT my dance" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 your boy is evil lmaaaoooo what a villain. HE... is the demon that you needed to swallow you whole in that moment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kayserunye
    @kayserunye Жыл бұрын

    James kills me😂😂😭😭😭 dzaddy is always offended, it’s hilarious

  • @kamogelomokomane5814
    @kamogelomokomane5814 Жыл бұрын

    Fuhad is just gorgeous!! That smile 😃 😊 #nuffsaid Love the podcast guys, all the way from South Africa 🇿🇦

  • @mirandamassey7738
    @mirandamassey773811 ай бұрын

    I love how deep James gets into these skits🤣🤣🤣

  • @alayhamichelle3368
    @alayhamichelle3368 Жыл бұрын

    One of the worst rejections I've ever had was when I was in middle school and me and two other friends were walking around the gym (it was rainy outside and they split boys and girls up, guys were on the bleachers). I walked past this guy who was sitting with his friends, I had never talked to him before and only seen him in the halls since he was a grade above me. We made and held eye contact for all of like 3 seconds and dude turns to one of his friends where I can still hear and goes 'man why all the girls here ugly' (or something along those lines, I honestly tried for most of my adolescent life not to think about it). In the moment I was so embarrassed and my face was overheating, I'm pretty sure I made up some excuse to go to the locker room until the end of class. What's crazy is a couple years down the road after I graduated high school ran into the guy again, I'm pretty sure at the mall or something - HE TRIED TO HIT ON ME. When I tell you so many things ran through my head but all I could think to do was politely decline because I get super nervous and awkward when hit on (because of jerks like him from my adolescents I have almost nonexistent self esteem). Moral of the story it was scarring for 12/13 year old me and was imo one of my worst rejections because I in no way came onto this guy.

  • @beccafitz22

    @beccafitz22

    Жыл бұрын

    Awe…I hope things are better. You sound like an amazing young lady. Blessings from Texas 🤗.

  • @purewisemarian
    @purewisemarian Жыл бұрын

    James drunk bar talk got me crying laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he so crazy!!! Girl: I don’t see you as a man 😮. James: she is black 😂😂😂 that’s so mean to say,

  • @moimeself1088

    @moimeself1088

    10 ай бұрын

    I've said that to my guy friends 🫣🤭🤭🤭🤭🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @psychologistplays3370
    @psychologistplays3370 Жыл бұрын

    The moment you start looking past the charisma to slowly but surely realize we been supporting F boys 😬😳 This just like a relationship, now we in too deep!!😭

  • @jorreca

    @jorreca

    Жыл бұрын

    HEAVYYYYYY lmao

  • @kikid8754

    @kikid8754

    Жыл бұрын

    LOOOL VERY TRUE

  • @zamalubambo195

    @zamalubambo195

    Жыл бұрын

    Fr idk why I thought they were wholesome 😂

  • @clyde._

    @clyde._

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂

  • @alwaysfabulous9965

    @alwaysfabulous9965

    Жыл бұрын

    Yall fan filter strong--as a passer-by indulging in a guilty pleasure...Men + Podcast? Either Players tasked to ruin lives or angry wannabes.

  • @wanjirulinet
    @wanjirulinet Жыл бұрын

    James'laughter after hearing all those rejection LMAO😂😂😂

  • @alannagallagher
    @alannagallagher Жыл бұрын

    James taking these rejections personally 😂

  • @nairobi_girl5808
    @nairobi_girl5808 Жыл бұрын

    The hairline rejection was gold😂😂😂. I was belly laughing

  • @thelightskinneddoll
    @thelightskinneddoll2 ай бұрын

    I hope peng ting Lauren looks at James today and is like raaahhhhh😂😭

  • @Pire0607
    @Pire0607 Жыл бұрын

    Love the way yall confessed how crushes end terribly. .yall talk about the realest things no iie!

  • @tribesman1989
    @tribesman1989 Жыл бұрын

    Bro, I was sweating that they took the break and there was no EP coming. It's a quiet start to boxing day here in Queensland, my morning just kicked. ✊🏻✊🏻

  • @thePanda_huma

    @thePanda_huma

    Жыл бұрын

    Boxing day in S.A as well. Been stalking my KZread for this Monday fav😅

  • @tribesman1989

    @tribesman1989

    Жыл бұрын

    They're late on the Monday drops sometimes aye?! 😅

  • @southernmiss88
    @southernmiss88 Жыл бұрын

    I love how yall go off on these tangents and act out WHOLE ASS SCENARIOS 😂😂😂

  • @ramonaaflowersz1041
    @ramonaaflowersz1041 Жыл бұрын

    I’d cry if I was Audrey finding out I wasn’t Fuhad’s first choice to prom on the whole internet

  • @myrlandej-bpierre8754

    @myrlandej-bpierre8754

    8 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @SweetEssie

    @SweetEssie

    6 ай бұрын

    Right! Why he said her name? 😂😂

  • @lexuscherry6225
    @lexuscherry6225 Жыл бұрын

    These rejections are so mean. I'm just going to stay single 🤣🤣

  • @SymoneD16
    @SymoneD16 Жыл бұрын

    I need a clip of them whenever they say "Whas goin on?" It's my favorite 🤣

  • @TheOutlierToday
    @TheOutlierToday Жыл бұрын

    These rejections would make the manliest man cry 🤣

  • @diorashade6534
    @diorashade6534 Жыл бұрын

    “oh jesus wept” 😭😭😭🤣🤣

  • @09090410
    @09090410 Жыл бұрын

    I just LOVE the reenactments!! Y'all would be a chaotic couple (and I am here for it)

  • @BalaLuke
    @BalaLuke Жыл бұрын

    Throws Christmas tree = nah that’s fine Blocks the door from her leaving = THAT IS TOO FARRRR !

  • @kyaraw
    @kyaraw Жыл бұрын

    James: “Nauuuuurrrrrr, naur, naur, naur, naur, NO!”

  • @tahira6574
    @tahira6574 Жыл бұрын

    I love their reenactment it’s the best part of the show 😂

  • @ameygarcia-aviles5332
    @ameygarcia-aviles5332 Жыл бұрын

    As a gen x mom of 4 yall are fire. Me and my 24 year old son listen and laugh alot. Thanks guys

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