James is the male version of “if I was a worm would you still love me” 😭

@Stu161

Жыл бұрын

"If I accidentally ran down the Prince of Dubai and had a squad of killers after me, would you still love me?"

@Del_ita259

Жыл бұрын

Yessss he IS!!! LOL i love it

@Thelucky23

Жыл бұрын

“Im handsome!!! Right?! 🥺😢”

@phenyoyulenda

Жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭he literally is

@TVOE_12

Жыл бұрын

21 questions -50cent 😂😂😂😂 I love him tho!

How many times does Fuhad have to tell James that he will go through NO discomfort to save him? Lol this is like the third scenario ive seen where Fuhad throws everyone under the bus and saves himself 🤣

@drealashe

Жыл бұрын

Yesss 😂😂

@Jolie12Fille

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 he'll keep asking until he gets the answer he's looking for

@willandria6247

Жыл бұрын

Factssss😂😂😂

@toughcookie6144

Жыл бұрын

As the boys say, this SWEEEEETED me 😂😂😂😂😂 James GET THE POINT ALREADY 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@anastasimankesemokgobu1724

10 ай бұрын

​@@Jolie12Filleexactly

WHERE ARE THE ANIMATORS!? WHERE ARE THE ILLUSTRATOR!? WHERE ARE THE WRITERS!? THESE SCENARIOS MUST COME TO LIFE!!! 😂😂😂😂

@yolandawilson6619

Жыл бұрын

Agree!

@rachelnesbitt8126

Жыл бұрын

THIS!

@pudddingpie

Жыл бұрын

That would elevate this channel to the million subs they want

@junglekxngtalksanime

Жыл бұрын

We need em🙌🏾🤣🤣

@reyaporche

Жыл бұрын

The artist fucks who watch the episode, read this comment and DONT do it. Will burn in real hell forreals.

James randomly calling Fuhad Daddy!!! 😂😂😂 he likes to rattle Fuhad

@thepak7039

Жыл бұрын

Fuhad called him Bae. By "accident"

@whitneynohuston

Жыл бұрын

@@thepak7039 that was funny asf

I am laughing so hard and James German accent “where is he?” Holding onto Fuhad’s finger. After he broke the first one and said where is he again I died and came back to life. 😂😂😂😂😂

@keithwhite1748

Жыл бұрын

bro im dying over here 🤣🤣🤣🤣 but why is man german in dubai 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ghorn537

Жыл бұрын

"Chirps"

@amberjohnson9880

Жыл бұрын

I’m in tears…

@DirtyGlock

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@atomickitten4648

Жыл бұрын

@@keithwhite1748 🤷🏻‍♀️

I've binged enough episodes to correctly predict that Fuhad wasn't willing to lose a finger to save James 🤣😂🤣

@anastasimankesemokgobu1724

10 ай бұрын

Exactly 😂😂 He is just tired of hurting James's feelings.

SPITTING IN SOMEONE'S MOUTH IS VANILLA!!?! 🤯 I literally gasped out loud and clutched my pearls!!

@juwairiyahummabdullah

Жыл бұрын

😭

@Tiaresa16

Жыл бұрын

Aye yooo I was SHOOK! Convinced this is a term that means something else 😂

@mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686

Жыл бұрын

Same! I can't handle that. However, I'm sure there are other things that some aren't into so....

@danielandree3947

Жыл бұрын

Nah that’s just gross….. like idk why, when you kiss you swapping spit…. If you’re a female or a guy who does so, and you suck wood usually you taking much worse in your mouth, but there’s just something gross thinking about someone loading up a nasty paahhtouhhh right into your mouth.

@zai1111

Жыл бұрын

I don't understand how for me spitting in the mouth is too much but I'll be doing some borderline dangerous kinky shit

i feel like if you tried to date James you would be in a competition with Fuhad bc he just loves him so much 💀😭

‘Any man that asks for your bodycount shouldn’t add to your bodycount’ YES. you men really save the best for last

@monkeyd.bigdreams5065

8 ай бұрын

She for the streets👆

@CircusoftheMoon

8 ай бұрын

Another one that killed me was “if you didn’t finish, that body doesn’t count.” 💀💀💀

“Where is he?” FUHAD : “I don’t know” “I will ask you once more “ THE WHOLE SCENARIO🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀

Fuhad has been banned from so many of James’ funerals😹

The Fuhad is a snitch section is actually the funniest thing I’ve watched 🤣🤣🤣

@maxride9789

Жыл бұрын

Right?! I wish KZread had an option where we could favorite just a section of a video instead of the whole thing cause that was pure COMEDY😂

@danaglass1265

Жыл бұрын

Ver is he? 🔪 🖐️ 😂🤣

@fadzaimadzingira6914

Жыл бұрын

I literally cried 😂

"You couldn't let me finish so why would I" that was just brutal 😭😭🤣🤣and James's reaction to it the shock that appeared onto his face when it registered to him😭😭

@puntacanaweddingspecialist

Жыл бұрын

Just facts, if I give you a job to do and you can't do it why would I go for round two

@sinesawuti

Жыл бұрын

@@puntacanaweddingspecialistfacts

@user-bn1lb8ey9v

Жыл бұрын

nah i have definitely said that to people before. i don't think it's that bad. me being cheated out of an orgasm is worse 🤷‍♀

@sweetkiwi99

Жыл бұрын

“We are racing and you lost!” 🤣🤣🤣

@kfransissy8101

Жыл бұрын

Sooo does anyone else see why some women get abused ....u just shit on him

Every time without fail I think ‘wtf is wrong with James?’ 😂😂 He takes his scenarios so seriously 😂 holding Fuhads hand interrogating him in a German accent.. it’s too much 😅🤣😅😅 also the amount of times Fuhad hasn’t been allowed to James’s theoretical funeral is hilarious and concerning.

I live for the way James looks at Fuhad after saying a joke and waits for him to laugh😂😂😂

The fact that James held Fuhad's hand the whole time during the snitch segment was so adorable hahaha

@rachelwesco1812

Ай бұрын

Dreams really do come true 💖💖

"Any guy that asks your body count shouldn't add to your body count" is such a good take

I bet james just sits on the couch not even on the phone or watching tv just thinking of these insane scenarios

" she is the love of my life" gets me every time😅😅🤣😅😂

@esotericleigh

Жыл бұрын

Same!

A German commander interrogating Fuhad because James killed a prince from Dubai 😂

@manzo931

9 ай бұрын

Don't forget he started it off with, "You do a heinous crime in a communist country"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Jus_Melanin

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 a German commander who also uses slang “Fam, I will ask you one more time.”

James and Fuhad’s made up scenarios are ALWAYS HILARIOUS. James looking into the camera took me out🤣🤣🤣.

you need a part 2 of craziest excuses for getting out of sleeping with someone cause my friend told a girl he was Catholic

@Carpathianpixie

Жыл бұрын

😅😅

@X1ZR

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@junglekxngtalksanime

Жыл бұрын

No he did not 😭😭🤣🤣

@mesidye

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂💀

@DrAlchem01

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

"don't reach for my phone il probably put you in a figure-four" 😂😂 fuhad just killed me with that

Fuhad's delivery of "YUCK!" has wounded me. I had to watch it on repeat to get the giggles out

James: "Yuck. Man's just got pipe and pus, that's it." Fuhad: "YUCK!!"

@aoneal3723

Жыл бұрын

I actually gagged

@olamidedabiri-connell2729

Жыл бұрын

Should’ve used Manscaped! 😂😂😂

@kikinatrone

Жыл бұрын

@@olamidedabiri-connell2729 was thinking they would have slided the ad there. They missed a great opportunity.

These boys so toxic but they still crack me up

@chikitiki

Жыл бұрын

I literally thought it was just me!!! I'm addicted... Like do I need to heal properly or are they just really that sexy-I mean funny😶😂

@Punklyn86

Жыл бұрын

So it's not just me...😅

@shannongraham4246

Жыл бұрын

The type of toxic masculinity that keeps me coming back for more 😂

@deannapeterson3615

Жыл бұрын

The attraction is real!!

My fav phrases are“the love of my life!” and “I can’t see/hear that!” 😂😂😂 I have to hear those every episode

James' facial expression in the CCTV capture ... had me in a belly laugh 😂 The accent... 🤣😂 and poor fingerless Fuhad 🤣😅😂😅 James' mind is beautifully warped 😅🤪🤣😂

James, PLEEEEEEASE tell me you are somewhere writing ✍🏾 a script for sumthin’ cause BRAHHHH!! Your storytelling is ELITE!

Between “Have you heard the news “ and “ on an empty stomach daddy “… I’m floored 😂😂😂

My anxiety has been really bad today but not even 5 minutes into the video and I'm laughing. Thank you James, thank you Fuhad. My favourite podcast for a reason x

@raizelcortez3219

Жыл бұрын

I feel this so much. Any time I’m depressed or anxious, I pull up their videos and watch them and they make me feel better

I listen to your podcasts so that I can do other things at the same time but I always end up watching again on KZread because I have to see James’ actions and role plays 😂

That’s the second funeral for James that fuhad is not invited to 🤣

@BOO4EVA

Жыл бұрын

Cuz every scenario he presents Fuhad leaves him for dead lol

@LadyAngela678

Жыл бұрын

💀

I swear with this dynamic duo in my life… I’m going to have washboard abs in no time🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m kissing crunches goodbye. Cheers to Monday Midsection “Workout”😆

To be fair… the “you couldn’t make me finish why would I” is valid 😂😂😂😂

I watch these episodes while at work and they have me busting a gut laughing. No reason these guys are so funny. My coworkers are constantly telling “I wanna have as much fun as you’re having” little do they know!

@nalahbaer8290

Жыл бұрын

Wow great job to have, where you can do this lol

@latifahamani

Жыл бұрын

Give them the plug, tell them why you’re so happy 😂🖤

@esotericleigh

Жыл бұрын

Don’t gatekeep! Put them on game! It will help James and fuhad ❤

James imagination is out of this world, this man has a scenario for EVERYTHING on the SPOT too! 😂😭💀💀💀

"oh i'm gonna choke. say less" "don't spit it out" no pause from either of them had me creasing🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fuhad & James semi-holding hands during the hypothetical. Was both adorable & hilarious 😂😂 love these two! 💜💜💜

Congrats on 500k 🎉 well deserved

@winkay_

Жыл бұрын

504K now. It's nuts

James must have been the most entertaining child !! His imagination is so robust.😂😂

Bro the dynamic between you two is absolutely insane!!!! It’s just pure chemistry. You can’t fake a friendship like this😂😂😂😂😂

As an American, the phrase Stop messing about is always one of my favorites!

@charlierourke7767

Жыл бұрын

wagwan babe

@kimberlyfox883

Жыл бұрын

Wah gwaan babe*

Every damn time James says DADDY😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

ive been looking at Fuhads shoes through the reflection on the fridge.😩🔥

Nah the 'She was shaking' has KILLED ME! 🤣🤣

This is, hands down, my new favourite podcast. Never fails to leave me in stitches 🤣. Best of luck for the boys 👌 hope the Pod keeps growing

Missed the re-entry and the pain just wakes the tool up like "wait, why are we here?? We should be studying."

James’ attention to detail *chef’s kiss*😂😂😂

Fuhad gotta stop hurting James' feeling or James is gonna just have to stay out of problems. LMAO

Fuhad said “I know myself, i would’ve died” LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭

James' German voice is so on point, he'd convince you he was. Lol! 😂🤣

@itorop.4317

Жыл бұрын

Time stamp ?

@YouKnowMeBruv

Жыл бұрын

@@itorop.4317 54 Min mark

@YouKnowMeBruv

Жыл бұрын

I work with a lot of orthodox Jewish dons and they all sound like James accent 😂😂😂

@godspeedhero3671

Жыл бұрын

Nah, that's that nazi accent lol

@Lovely-ry9do

Жыл бұрын

That "german" accent sounds more Russian if anything! 🤣🤣 Germans don't roll the R and they don't do that "chrrr" sound either. Don't know anything about jews, but Germans definitely don't.

I just love their friendship.

“IM ALLERGIC” had me fucking rolling man 😭

This is by far the funniest scenario ever😂😂😂😂😂"I'm disorientated"

the way Fuhad says, “YUCK” absolutely sends me every time 😂😂😂

the fuhad is a snitch segment made me laugh so hard pls HAHAHAH

18:41 woulda been a perfect time to drop the Manscaped plug 🙆🏾‍♂️

@olamidedabiri-connell2729

Жыл бұрын

… was literally waiting for it to drop!!! 😂😂😂 …

@natascha4077

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the exact same thing 😂

Took viagra once. Didn’t kick in til we’d finished and she’d left. I was mad and hard for 3 hours

@rorisang88

Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry but that's hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ndu3866

Жыл бұрын

Oh my gawd😂

@yolandawilson6619

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jedybrown7548

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@kirbyfalteisek3187

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣best comment

"No barking will be had today", said every woman ever 😂😂😂

3:32 exactly. I don’t give excuses. If I don’t want to and I say no, that’s a full sentence. I don’t need to give a reason or excuse or explain why not. Just like I don’t ask for one either. That’s one thing I still try to explain to my fiancé. If he’s ever not in the mood or is too tired after a long day of work or something, he doesn’t need to apologize or explain why or anything. All that matters is he doesn’t want to at the moment, and that’s good enough for me. He doesn’t need me to give a reason and doesn’t get upset and need me to apologize, so I want him to understand that I don’t need him to either

The whole Dubai scenario had me in tears!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

I swear James these scenarios you come up with are fucking hysterical!! 😂🤣😂🤣. Have me cracking up every episode

"Nosebreathing fap" had me crryyiinnnnn 😂😂😂 Congrats on 500K 🥳🎊🎉

I love how much Fuhad loves and talks about football.

@Del_ita259

Жыл бұрын

Fuhad speaks like he is ON the team! Lol

@christellefrancios2038

Жыл бұрын

@@Del_ita259 ohhh he’s a stakeholder at this point. He has money on this.

I love how Furah is engaged on the cold bath´s conversation and he actively ask more questions. Thats a man right there!

I’ve been checking to many times today for this upload. Y’all are killing me with 4pm uploads, I’ve been up since 5:20am 😂😂

bro its just the vibe and commentary between these two is what makes this thing work if anyone tried to do the same thing it just wouldn't be the same😂💯

This is the only good thing about Mondays!!❤️❤️❤️❤️

Jame’s German accent killed me😂😂😂😂 “kwhere is he”?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

James' German accent 😂😂😂😂😂 pure gold.

“On an empty stomach daddy”😭😭😭😭😭

@Helena-md2id

Жыл бұрын

When I tell you I screameddd 😭

I got subtle laughs at the start that just turned into full on giggles at everythiiiing. Dynamic between you two is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

1 minute into the episode and im already almost in tears lol... James strikes again

The "clappas" bit had me in literal tears 😭😭💀💀

I officially lost it at the Oral B Toothbrush part ☠️

@carolynemohamed7056

Жыл бұрын

I died at that part

Congrats on 500k daddies 🎉

"only pipe and pus!?" that took me the fuck out! 🤣🤣 James has me rolling every Monday! 🤣

James be coming up with some situation lord 😂😂😂😂😂 and the story telling and accent got me screaming at work

That German accent was HILARIOUS!! You guys make my week!!

@jennifertaylor-wright7694

Жыл бұрын

I WAS DYINGGGGG AT WORK

I promise you I would be the neighbor watching James get in and out of that tub every morning…he would make the group chat.

@Carpathianpixie

Жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

@dianedavid3052

Жыл бұрын

Say less…😂😂😂

“get your tongue of my neck! GET OFF”😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

Y’all missed the best Segway to the manscaped segment with the ingrown hair braer

@Insomnia_Central_

Жыл бұрын

That’s what I was waiting for 😂 but I guess they didn’t want to kill the vibes

fuhad will never save james he just has to stop, but them and these scenario are freaking hilarious I'm dying of laughter.

Notification alert had me racing to y'all 🔥🤣happy Monday bafuethu🇿🇦❤

@bobbybobstar1496

Жыл бұрын

Simp

You’ve just got to love fuhads optimism 😂 2nd place finish uno

James loves a lil role play 😂😂😂😂

Fuhad! , you're a man of culture, GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!! 👊🏾

@arthurmwg6031

Жыл бұрын

Also Ten Hag has the highest win percentage of any new manager in the premier league, Mad Ting!

Where does James think of this shit?! The toothbrush under the nail 🫥😣😖 You both are just GOLDEN!! 😊🥰

@Insomnia_Central_

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that shit was wild 😭😭😭😭😊

the way i can never eat while watching you guys. i was eating cereal during the whole german hostage thing and i couldn’t stop laughing😂

Best duo out here!!! 💯

The stories that James had kills me😭😭

A lot of women who've had manicures and have accidentally swiped one of their nails on something and it bent to such an extent that the manicure actually started to come off with YOUR nail would tell you, Fuhad, snitch! You don't want that kind of torture. R.I.P my boy (James), but I'm snitching, I can't lose a fingernail like that, lordt!😵😵😵🤣🤣🤣

The liquid IV we’ll make you pee like you’ve never peed before! I don’t recommend before bed Sweets ❤️

@ogmickeydiamond

Жыл бұрын

Also all the sugar in it may make it harder TO sleep. 😂

Icl, I follow the podcast on Spotify but I love watching it on YT cause I need to see the facial reactions 😂 it makes my day 😂.

Absolutely LOVED how good the advice for the fan dilemma was, so healthy 🙌

"Is he shaving?!" (The manscaped betrayal 😭)

This was the best episode I have watched in a minute guys. I love that yall are kinda getting back into the old ig dilemmas and what's not.

😂😂😂😂😂 these role plays have me screaming and crying. You guys are great story tellers

james has been calling fuhad daddy latelly and honestly same