"You can't be a criminal and cheat on me" sent me 😂😂😂

@thecaprikid1329

Жыл бұрын

It's true 😂 like, pick a struggle

@lakeishagalloway2983

Жыл бұрын

Hell have no fury like a woman ...

@shanelchamik2177

Жыл бұрын

Felt that in my soul.

@yvonneclemente9064

Жыл бұрын

Same!!

@whatisthis1715

Жыл бұрын

So I'm holdn' sumn 4 u & you cheatn'.. ?....jeopardizing my yard..?.....ok.....

“Thinking of ways to compromise her immune system” Took me out 😂😂😂😂😂

@vimbaiveevivianmahove8145

Жыл бұрын

😭😂😂😂wild

@BagoBeauty

Жыл бұрын

I cackled! Lmao

@karentevon1

Жыл бұрын

I screamed 😂🤣😂🤣

@tayjaybadd

Жыл бұрын

💀🪦 DEAD 😂

@NyArnold

Жыл бұрын

Had to pause the whole video 😂😂 funny as hell

I love how they read the messages and then work up a reinactment scenario. Lol😂

@foreverJMJ93

Жыл бұрын

The acting is A1 😂

@geneinnewade1278

Жыл бұрын

Me too. It’s so much funnier 😂😂😂

@fwd79

Жыл бұрын

I love that too about them two.

@8JacksLegendary

Жыл бұрын

Thats half of the fun right there.

@bongiwenxele3325

Жыл бұрын

Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣

James’ toxic trait is thinking he can fight out of any situation 😂😂😂 that stabbing story is too wild 🙌🏾 Lenora was gonna slice him up real good

@jermainelwande3548

Жыл бұрын

This deserves a lot more likes than it's getting😭😭😭

@amberjohnson9880

Жыл бұрын

Yes! So true!

@TheSystem.Co9

Жыл бұрын

Not slice him up real good

@TheSystem.Co9

Жыл бұрын

I know a couple who the wife stabbed the husband (he’s white and she’s Hispanic)

@princesocio

Жыл бұрын

Imagine James being a minor boxer back in uni

I’ve been laughing non stop since Fuhad hit the “do your thang 21” 😂

@chickenmilk120

Жыл бұрын

"Can you do somthin for me?" 😜😜😜💖💖💖💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾

@ramandiaye8837

Жыл бұрын

Still don’t get where the “21” jokes have been coming from 😅

@X1ZR

Жыл бұрын

@@ramandiaye8837 It originated from a Drake and 21 savage song where Drake said ''Do your thang 21''.

@indiashante1560

Жыл бұрын

​@@ramandiaye8837 look up Rich Flex by Drake and 21 Savage and the memes will explain it all. 🤣🤣🤣

@Everything_Kylie

Жыл бұрын

Exactly! I have a headache now

The unscripted role playing always get me😂😂😂

My ABSOLUTE favorite: You cannot be a criminal AND cheat on me!!! Hell yes!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Iwasonceanonionwithnolayers

Жыл бұрын

Same. I'd do the same thing 🤣

@bam_bno9079

7 ай бұрын

Nah facts lmfao how tf he gon let her know his whole operation then cheat😂

First time I've seen james with a str8 face "lets move on from that one I don't like that one"😂😂😂😂😂

@elijahbillings4658

Жыл бұрын

Facts 😂😂😂💯

@ratedr9672

Жыл бұрын

Ikr 😏

@molliefitzpatrick8157

Жыл бұрын

Sounded like it came from experience 😭😂😂😂😂

The way y’all added details into the comment about the woman who was supporting her man was hilarious. She didn’t say all of that. 😂

@danaglass1265

Жыл бұрын

Their ad libs and reinactments of what they think happened make me laugh even harder.😂

@thinkingoutloud675

Жыл бұрын

Thats how a mans mind work.

@zaebradley5015

4 ай бұрын

I’m crying at tht part 😂😂😂

Random: Fuhad's sweatsuit looks so cute and cozy 😍 James: "Fam, I'd start planning how I'm going to compromise your immune system" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Feelisahtee

Жыл бұрын

The fact that he had just said it as I read it 😂😂😅

@Lucian_Media

7 ай бұрын

​@@Feelisahteesame. Witchcraft 😅😅😅😅😅 #cultdaddy

James locking the bathroom door in his own yard is understandable, cos what if someone breaks in when you're mid-sh*t?? That's the last position you'd want anyone to find you 😂

@DrAlchem01

Жыл бұрын

Rob me of my dignity AND my Ps? I could never recover

@Powerstv333

Жыл бұрын

@@DrAlchem01 🤣🤣🤣

Y’all have me going like “it’s Monday!?!? *checks calendar* ITS MONDAY!” I’ve never been so happy for a weekday in my life.

@foreverJMJ93

Жыл бұрын

Seriously. Let alone a Monday of all days

@Obatala_Vibez

Жыл бұрын

Trust meeee

@Isabelleevelyn1

Жыл бұрын

❤️❤️

@jalinahaworth1603

3 ай бұрын

💯

"what is a man cause it's not me" ended me😂😂😂😂😂

james' " pardon" is gonna get me every time😂

@bthompson6128

7 ай бұрын

Reminds me of my grandad

*I broke up with him via text cause I got my 🐱 ate at a party* Dude said “She’s still at the party” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Holy crap James might be a psychopath 🤣 "start planning ways to compromise your immune system" I laughed so hard I woke up my poor husband!

Eeeeeaaaaasy, Fuhad stepping up his jewellery game with his lil pinky rings, we see u boo 👀say less 😂

@deal1052

Жыл бұрын

Yo I searched through the comments hoping someone else noticed. He looking sexy with the suit matching his lips. Then got the gold poppin looking good with that sexy chocolate skin tone.

@rachaelrecovering3065

9 күн бұрын

@@deal1052I wanna say u did too much but you didn’t. You actually didn’t. Did you lie? No not one lie

Fuhad’s lips are like the most perfect shade match to his sweatsuit 😊 absolutely adore him 🥰 these two are too funny 😂

@monniedee1999

Жыл бұрын

Now you made me look... James's lips matches his shirt too 😂😂😂

@veronicaalvarado70

Жыл бұрын

I can't unsee it!!! 😂

@oshin33anika

11 ай бұрын

Fuhad lips are perfect nude shade.. Love it

Nothing better than watching two handsome men with sexy voices act out scenarios and play off of one another. It just keeps getting funnier the longer it goes. Love from the U.S.! You guys keep me rolling.

@kennethdzengedza8978

Жыл бұрын

Ma'am ... Calm the horny down 🤣🤣🤣

@SamiiRSMT

Жыл бұрын

Lol you must be ovulating

@mistyobannon3081

Жыл бұрын

@@kennethdzengedza8978 Lol. They have the trifecta. I’m not ashamed to say it. 🤣🤣

@kennethdzengedza8978

Жыл бұрын

@@mistyobannon3081 ma'am please ... this is a Wendy's ..pull your pants back up hahahaha

@mistyobannon3081

Жыл бұрын

@@kennethdzengedza8978 Oh dang! Sorry! I forgot where I was. Let me get a grip on myself. Bahahaha

😂The fact that James(lowkey looks like Drake)pulled out that verse😂 'Do ya thing 21' We need that part to make it to tiktok edits😂!!!For the cult babies!!!

@Young_Techiez

Жыл бұрын

Exactly he really does😂

@christineyappi2300

9 ай бұрын

I thought I was the only one that thought he did 😂😂

That “he can’t rap” had at least 60% of the guys watching who try to rap questioning reality to see if it was them💀

@blackbeauty7499

4 ай бұрын

FACTS 🤣🤣🤣🤣 all I kept thinking was reminds me of my ex from years ago… he could not rap for shit and he thought he was toooo good 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@GmarSt1

3 ай бұрын

Every guy In ATLANTA! 🤣

Yo that melted bubblegum is mad funny I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

“I’ll start planning how I’m gonna compromise her immune system.” JAMES! 😂😂😂

How tall is James😂😂😂😂. Them short jokes be pissing him off. … These guys are hilarious

@sierratailor5428

4 ай бұрын

5'11" YOU WOULD KNOW THAT IF YOU ACTUALLY WATCHED EVERY MONDAY 😂

When Fuhad’s hand went up at “do your thing 21” I died . 😂😂.

I don't trust a single one of my breakups now 😂

Fuhad's whole fit is absolutely sensational🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

It was the “Hmm” 👀 and the facial expression after “I’d always prefer his brothers bed”😂🤣

“Im plotting on how to compromise your immune system”…. sent me out of orbit😭😭😭😭😭😭!!!

Love when Fuhad says “what’s going on”

“Listen to me fuhad I said NO” 😂😂😂

Its actually the most common way cash heist gangs get caught. One cheats on his gf & they are all done!

@cela9852

Жыл бұрын

You would think that man would be cautious about cheating when he knows his babe is already crazy enough to support his criminal career.

I've never seen James as offended as he was over that height thing. Not even the HIV one 🤣🤣

(About the stories) Fuhad: I've just realised a lot of them are women James: Course they are, they're all scum bags 🤣

@stinedange9152

11 ай бұрын

Lol…just a testament to the fact that women will spare your feelings! 🤣

@andreajohnson9776

8 ай бұрын

*course

The thing is guys don’t listen when you tell them their friend is a snake even with proof 😂 they will literally go to that same friend and talk shit about you

@stevenstiffler6848

Жыл бұрын

Bruh as a certified loner idgaf about any of these bum ass fools lemme know who the snakes in my presence are so I can cut them out ASAP

Fuhad, the pink looks so freaking good!

My ex is on the run from immigration and I can't wait for the good news that he's landed. He left me mid pregnancy with my twins because he met a woman from a family of money. 11 years later word on the street is he's desperate to see my kids now (in hopes to use them for his papers). Like I said I'm just waiting on the good news that he's landed.

@buzzharbor

Жыл бұрын

If I was you I would reach out to him, tell him I thought about everything and he can come see the babies-then call immigration 🙈🙈😂😂😂I’m brutal on cheaters.

@leeandralindelwesibanda2432

Жыл бұрын

@@buzzharbor I completely agree😂

bro that when James said "Thinking on how to compromise your immune system" Broke me bro I didn't stop laughing.😂😂

Baby Fuhads forehead was GLISTENING!! 😂😂

@chickenmilk120

Жыл бұрын

STOP IT 😭😭😭

@laraceneal2258

Жыл бұрын

🥺🤣🤣🤣🤣

I found your channel by accident and I couldn't be happier. Eating dinner and almost choked, trying not to laugh so hard.

Fuhad!!! 🔥 His teeth look amazing as well. That smile is too much!

When James says “BROOO” he dead ass sounds like scooby doo😅

@soloa5290

Жыл бұрын

I can’t stop hearing this now 😂

Fuhad looks so cosy🤭

@A.Lop17

Жыл бұрын

Something about that emoji is too funny 😂

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned😂 is exactly what I thought of when I heard you can’t be a criminal and cheat on me😂😂

I am screaming omg! I think James meant "que", "queiro" means " I want" hahahaha. The way these podcasts have become part of my life is just next level because these two are national treasures! 🤣

“Thats Juan, and that’s not Two” mad underrated bar 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏃🏾🏃🏾

I don't think ANYONE in my life has made me giddy on a Monday. I love you both 🤗🥰

"I'm a roadman, I'm literally made for the road."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@danaglass1265

Жыл бұрын

I screamed at “he’s being charged as we speak” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Literally gained a set of abs after watching this 😂😂😂

James is like Maddy from euphoria, he's not a mess but he loves a fight

She's never seen a combo like this had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have asthma now from laughing at you two reenacting the stabbing scenario! Y’all are mad! 😂😂😂

12:40 that one got James so much an Irish accent came out🤣

“Your the love of my life!” 😂 always gets me

The fact that James said quiero means what with confidence💀. And Fuhad just oblivious to the bs😭😭😭

@msmisunderstood4348

Жыл бұрын

It means want correct?

Man said “Ribs, jaw” 😂😂😂 these two are so funny

So funny how offended James is because of the height 😅🤣

@merp9211

Ай бұрын

It’s so weird, because he’s 5’11”. That’s a good height.🤷🏽‍♀️

@patriciabosing

Ай бұрын

@@merp9211 really? I didn't know that. 5'11 is perfect!

These dudes shoudl spend more time in reddit getting crazy questions and answers. Never laughed so hard than from reddit questions

Fuhad in that tracksuit is *chefs kiss*

Me busting through the bathroom in my own home living with my family! I NEED IT! 😂 this episode made me crack up so hard!

Fuhad's lips are beautifully PINK! Matching his sweats!

The one where she joked about bf height with ex, had James feeling disrespected 😂😂

Oh no- I swear I let out a laugh that sounded like a baboon 😂😂 Lenora never seen a combo like this 💀💀💀

@indiashante1560

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

As a person with Crohn’s disease I’m medically obligated to do the deed in public bathrooms. This description what y’all giving is so accurate and it happens every time againnnnnn 😅 I’m sick of it😂😂😂

Landed in your channel by pure chance...subscribed after the two first shorts and now I'm binging! You guys are what funny is supposed to be! Love it!

These man consistently make me wheeze laughing icl 💀🤣

this camera quality makes me feel like i'm literally in the room with you guys

Im addicted to this channel.

37:35 made me laugh so hard while i was eating spicy noodles the ramen water came out my nose. help

Nah, James' disgust about the shorty clowning her man 's height with her ex!!!!! 😂

i’m obsessed with both of them i literally am over here cracking up at every episode 😂😭 their reactions send me every time

Lmaoooooo the Juan but had me dying 😂😂but babes “quiero” means I want. “Que” means what. All love, you guys are my fave 💜

37:30 has me in complete shambles...literally screamed and woke up my sleeping infant 😂😂

when he said “yo!” during the bathroom fan request i was dying ☠️☠️

Fuhad, just take the jumper off my guy! Man’s laughing to the point of overheating but firming it in the pink hoodie 😂😂

Congratulations on 300k👏🏽🥂🥂everyone’s soon gonna be wearing white robes and Yeezys 😭👏🏽🔥

@Mathibepulu.

Жыл бұрын

Footwear is optional 🤞😂

@ujunwakanma2469

Жыл бұрын

White robes Nd crocs. According to the poll.

James’ “broooo?” sends me every time! 😂😂😂😂😂

The bathroom scenario had me crying! 😂😂 Hilarious role play.

“Now she’s thinks whooooo tf is that?!” Had me in a choke hold

When Fuhad was talking about how he wanted to go to random soccer games (yes I’m American lol), I said I wanted to do that before too. Just pick a random country and just go. Not to vlog but for the experience. And also, I just came back from Barcelona…. Please go. It’s GORGEOUS. I’d go every chance I get. They’re really both wearing my favorite color. Life is good. ❤🥰

That one saying he looked like melted bubblegum! I had real tears 😅😢😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm glad I found this podcast because they are hilarious 🤣🤣

😭😭😭😭 my faves!!! also this tracksuit set on fuhad is actually sick! what’s the link? the unscripted scenarios always kill me 😂😂😂😂

Fuhad is a real slice of MAAAAAAAN 😍

I’m only 20 minutes in and I’m gasping laughing tears rolling down my face laughing

HIV: "Its basically like chicken pox now" I laughed OUT LOUD, because I didn't know that I felt the same.

I need Twitter monologues according to shxtsngigs 😂

Boys you almost gave me a heartache! I was waiting for this to drop since 3am, long story don’t @ me I needed entertainment during a long drive.

Watching this while cleaning the house, y’all have me WEAAAK 😂😂😂

Ya'll are literally my morning dose of good vibes and great energy. Just like people need coffee I need ya'll, literally!!

How did the bathroom story go SO FAR???😂😂😂 The imaginations on you two!!

Boys love the vids my friend intro me to ur vids when i was in a break up and you lot made me happy, forever grateful♥

Cried laughing today. Them stab impressions 🤣🤣🤣

Guys I’m hooked been watching all weekend 😂❤ much love from Cape Town 🇿🇦

When James is so shocked he just starts speaking Scooby Doooo

That friend one happened to me in high school. Not just his, mine too. My whole friend group sat me down because they HATED him and couldn't understand why I said yeah. His BEST friend, since ELEMENTARY, told me to get outta there because he was EVIL. Bro we stayed together 3yrs just cause he was sweet to me. Only time I saw evil was when people messed with me, that boy treated me like a fuckin princess. Then we broke up in college cause he couldnt do a long distance 😅

Honestly love you guys videos I started binge watching last week and it's hours well spent love from the U.S🫶🏾

Pleeeease, when James said he's going into the car and screaming at the steering wheel, I LOST it💀

Melted bubblegum 😅😅😂😂💔. Lmfao

You two are fineeeee! When the camera 📷 zooms on fuhad am like ouhhh I want it chocolate 🍫 and when it switch to James am like ouhhh I want it light skined! Right now am confused 😕 bretha 🤣🤣🤣… great 👍 episode

@amberjohnson9880

Жыл бұрын

Where is the emoji for light skinned? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 👻

@isatoujaiteh9596

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@haddingtoniangcp2464

Жыл бұрын

Emmal deh. Ninga nobateh 😂

@rawbhd4477

Жыл бұрын

And you ladies think men are thirsty lmfao

@isatoujaiteh9596

Жыл бұрын

@@rawbhd4477 🤣🤣🤣

Died at looked like a fried egg😭💀🏃‍♀️