I promise you I cannot hear that half eaten burger line and still spend the night in the same bed after such abuse 😩😫 I’m flipping the bed over and storming out I don’t care if it’s -5 degrees, 3AM in the middle of nowhere. I CANNOT🤣🤣🤣🙌🏾

@pigalottafattenton5003

Жыл бұрын

That’s when you truly go for the mental murder of that man and ask “how’d his leftovers feel/taste? You you really think I was that wet for you?” He knows instantly what you’re implying.

@yb9964

Жыл бұрын

I would stop being friends with a man like that, what does it say about me if this is what I surround myself with? Nah fuck him

@atomickitten4648

Жыл бұрын

I promise he would be six feet in an acid tub ☢️☣️

@palesaphambane4461

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 honestly it’s either I leave or catch a case, either way I’d have some dignity left

@lauramasaraure5820

Жыл бұрын

@@palesaphambane4461 I’m doing 25 to life😂

If I was ol girl, the MOMENT I heard “wooooooooow” from James I’m losing it 🤣🤣 somebody would have to put something on my books cause I’m going to jail.

@soleneptune9498

Жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOO REALLLL TALK

@wanguimumbi5538

Жыл бұрын

He's such an instigator!! 🤣🤣 Should've kept his mouth shut!

As an american yalls accents make this show that much funnier

@haddingtoniangcp2464

Жыл бұрын

As a Londoner, I find southern accent tickling. I sure don't get what say NBA Yojngboy or Kodak Black are saying but I find if entertaining

@AlexanderKellyespn

Жыл бұрын

@@haddingtoniangcp2464 hahah i dont know either

@litebright1720

Жыл бұрын

I absolutely love the accents. Some of the slang I gotta think about but it’s add so much

@AlexanderKellyespn

Жыл бұрын

@@litebright1720 yes. Especially when i dont understand and they laugh. Im so confused but still laugh

@rachelnesbitt8126

Жыл бұрын

We can translate whatever you need lmao just say the word

Mr Fuhad and Mr Duncan, I never knew you were so popular in South Africa. These men are discussing you with professors. My uncle is a teacher in the bio chem faculty and he asked me about you😭😂

@ashleyzviitei

Жыл бұрын

Team SA here🇿🇦🇿🇼

@Stu161

Жыл бұрын

your uncle's gonna be teaching ShxtsNGigs 101 next semester 😂

@junglekxngtalksanime

Жыл бұрын

@@ashleyzviitei dankoo🇿🇦🇿🇦

@mori_Jin.

Жыл бұрын

Hebana😅 so malumz vele vele was asking y'all about 2 mense on a podcast telling Jokes!! I Love our county shame😎😂🙌

@junglekxngtalksanime

Жыл бұрын

@@mori_Jin. anehh?? 🤣

Y'all are single-handedly spinning me up on UK slang lol

@jadeinfinity9791

10 ай бұрын

I find myself callin my house “my yard” bc of them 🤣

😂😂😂😂😂 me dying at James reaction to Okro soup. I’m screaming. It hits hard ok!!

@iamkodenusi

Жыл бұрын

Mate, that seeent me!😂😂😂

@ninanegedu

Жыл бұрын

Okro soup is lifeee!

@ashleyzviitei

Жыл бұрын

The slimy foods like okra are generally not for the uninitiated. You need to grow up with some things lol.

@kdjhannel

Жыл бұрын

@@ashleyzviitei I hear that. I grew up with it but I still HATED it. It was only when I became an adult and someone hit me with some steam fish and okra that I started to appreciate it. 😂

@denisebishi5212

Жыл бұрын

@@kdjhanneli hated it growing up too lol! It was only last year that I started to enjoy it because my grandma in law made it

Fuhad’s “I’ll tell you that for free!” Is going in my rotation.

@youmakemehappy7

Жыл бұрын

Yes!!!!😂

If my ex was a food he would be one of those corner shop slices of cake. Looks OK, doesn't actually ever satisfy your needs, leaves a bad taste in your mouth and puts you off of cake for a while afterwards 😂

@elizabethh5009

Жыл бұрын

Sometimes those cakes hit right. Never want them again though and I don't tell even close friends I had that in me.

@happyheart8261

Жыл бұрын

@@elizabethh5009 😂🤔 each to their own I guess...only time I can imagine those cakes would be enjoyable is during times of starvation/desperation. Close friends probably had them as well don't worry about it 😂

@Daniiduhh

Жыл бұрын

And it’s probably expired

@esdrasvincent5184

Жыл бұрын

Wait, is this thread still about your ex's or cake 😂

@happyheart8261

Жыл бұрын

@@esdrasvincent5184 I think it definitely applies to both 🤣

Wife wasn't psycho she was psychic 😂

"Fam, I've lived through stuff and I'm gonna live how I wanna live" That's a whole word 😂😂

Wow that story James told about the girl crying in the hotel room actually made me sad. I literally can't laugh and get into the funny parts cause I keep thinking about her. I am sorry girl and I hope you're okay. I swear I will stay a virgin until I get married or the day I die. These men out here are using girls for their bodies and then treating them like shit. Please girls be wary of these men and take care of your heart.

@TheMcKenzieHaus

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, it was such a sad story. I couldn’t laugh either

@roxywyndham

Жыл бұрын

Me either. After I slept with my first boyfriend I woke up in the hotel room and he wasn’t there. He stopped answering my calls and just disappeared. Never heard from him again. I was 18, I’m 31 now.

@bushran2022

Жыл бұрын

@@roxywyndham I am sorry sis. That's horrible. That's painful especially when you are so young. Men will lie and do anything just to get sex and they don't have an ounce of affection for us. All they want is to "smash". They could care less about the human being inside the body they want.

@kiaracharles746

Жыл бұрын

It was definitely sad. But hey, all he was doing was telling her how he felt about himself. She didn’t deserve that.

@kevinthafox6566

Жыл бұрын

I feel the same way but as a man

I screamed when James said I’ve lived thru stuff and I’m going to live how I want cuz facts 😭😂🤝🏿 the fan and the heating will both be on

I totally understand Fuhad's story with the fan because anytime I go visit my parents and it's boiling hot my mum always turns the fan away and it's on low talking about "I don't want you to get a cold" Ma'm please no one is getting a cold in this boiling weather, it's stuffy and I can't breathe🤣

This Monday was rough, the way I was waiting to be entertained by J money and Fire lord fuegs.

@oga_washington

Жыл бұрын

Pause-

@servingcant

Жыл бұрын

@@oga_washington Naur stop 😅

I lived in Ghana for 2 years and banku with okro stew was BANGINNNN! Love the pod and bless to you guys🙏🏻

A McDonald’s milkshake…seems good at first but leaves a bad taste in your mouth and you feel sick by the end of it 😂😂😂😂

@ml07

Жыл бұрын

Their frappes are like that too 😂

@jamaicanbeauty8120

Жыл бұрын

Ouch!!

@magsR90

Жыл бұрын

Facts 😅

@Trombonegoddess86

Жыл бұрын

I don’t even drink their shakes anymore because it’s not worth it.

Today James had a lot of amazing stories to tell😂😂

@k0bsessed

Жыл бұрын

man was reminiscing 😂

@julieroberts9314

4 ай бұрын

He always does

Semi-toxic tip of the day: calmly letting a dude leave and denying him further access to you sends men spiraling worse than any act of crying, craziness, or revenge 💀They start wondering if you ever really liked/loved them 🥴 Edit: Question for my fellow semi-toxic sisters: what's the wildest thing a dude you calmly let go do to try to get you back 👀☕

@anniek.4770

Жыл бұрын

I co-sign this. 😂📝

@roggleif4217

Жыл бұрын

@@anniek.4770 304`s

@zevab3178

Жыл бұрын

That is a fact. 😊 thats the best kind of revenge. I walked out not a single word never looked back. He tried all kinda ways to get back in. 😁 Edit: Answer to your question. He saw me kissing a nother guy got so mad got into his car and drove it into a wall. Took a pic and send it to a friend of mine for me to see. He thought i would feel bad and take him back.

@danaglass1265

Жыл бұрын

I’m guilty of doing this. I don’t fight or argue so I walked away silently.

@A.Purpose

Жыл бұрын

Yep...one ex stalked me after he broke up with me...

New cult baby, and I've been on a binge fest and I'm loving every minute of it 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Am I the only person in this world who genuinely enjoys oatmeal raisin cookies?

@merp9211

Ай бұрын

I love them! You’re not alone. 😊

Honestly got brought over from TikTok a couple weeks ago and I love this podcast. Even when I disagree with something said at least I know you’re being real not going for a reaction

It took me out when he said the manager knocked himself out when he tripped and a bottle of chloroform broke in his pocket 😂😂😂

Not even 3 minutes in and James has me dying ova here with the Okra. We fry okra with shrimp to eat with Dahl and Rice. Best ting eva! Love from Guyana 🇬🇾

As soon as he said that he never had okra, I realized that he's never had gumbo before. I feel so sorry for this man. 😔

@babynoodle42

Жыл бұрын

Fried okra is delicious and gumbo is fire. Poor James hasn’t tried it, maybe he can go to Fuhad’s family’s house for some stew.

@glacierave

Жыл бұрын

@@babynoodle42 we can only hope 😮‍💨

@Bedoyyk55

Ай бұрын

Most British people haven’t had gumbo, even fuhad. But most British Africans/asians/arabs have eaten okra

🔥🔥🔥"you a bird but you ain't a key, got wings but you can't fly away from me" Nas -Fried chicken Shout out to James for that walk down memory lane 🇿🇦🤟🏾

Us in South Africa watching the no electricity at home segment like 🧍🏽‍♂️

@okuhlentuli9093

Жыл бұрын

It just came back at 6 lol... 😭💀

@tiromoloko6485

Жыл бұрын

Giirrrrllll💔😅

@nolwazimkhatshwa5957

Жыл бұрын

Power bank and KZread app on my phone🇿🇦🇿🇦 SA gang

@fay-yaadhnakidien8225

Жыл бұрын

Saaame!!! Lol

@mori_Jin.

Жыл бұрын

😢😂it's how myn came back 7 min ago...thus im even in these comments in the first place

My ex would kindly remind me on the weekly that if I ever left him that he would kill me.. thankfully he left me and I was welcoming him outta that door 😂

Every episode I watch just sends me deeper into the abyss of the cult baby culture. I'm at work under the desk, laughing til my stomach hurts

The way James twisted his neck at spatchcock chicken 💀😂🤣

Perfect start to my Monday morning! Love listening on the way to work.

I can totally relate to them about controlling the temp at home, especially James. The lady that birthed me would keep the temp in the house in the 80s even in Florida summer heat. And wouldn't let us use a fan. So now I have the fan on full blast in my home, even when it is cold out.

My parents kept our flat freezing in Liverpool . Idk if it’s an immigrant thing or a northern thing but my family is East Asian (dad)and Latino (mum) zero heating but had mad electric heaters on a solar panel from window 🤦🏻‍♀️ lights immediately turned off after you leave the room . I didn’t even know what a cable license was until I was 16 🤦🏻‍♀️. First time I went to my friends yard in year 9 and her fam was white and everything was bare lite ! Everyone had a light on in the house during the day , I was so fuxking shocked 😂 but now as an adult I am the same as my fam lights off if I am not in that room and heating ? Put on a jumper mate😂😂 but the bills are mad low so it feels worth it 😂 man when you start paying that London rent and have grown up bills you gotta make choices 😂

@camcan94

Жыл бұрын

So true 😂

Fuhads reaction to “hairless physique” was hilarious. Was listening to the podcast and stopped to load this up because I needed to see his reaction too.

My Geechie heart hurts😆!! Okra soup 🥣 slaps! PS my granny said the end of the bread kept the loaf from drying out 😅. Made a bangin’ french toast, tho!

You guys are going far, everyone loves a laugh. It’s medicine 👌🏽😂

Fried okra/okro is amazing. You bread it in corn meal and fry it till its golden brown. Yyyuuuummmmmm! Its crunchy and not gooey at all after you fry it.

@lesley5380

Жыл бұрын

Thanks I will try this recipe.

@kay_kay1989

Жыл бұрын

@Lesley you are so welcome. Just cut it up, put in a zip bag with the corn meal, shake and fry. It's sooooo good. Season as desired!

‘I’m just a bad guy’ 😂 we ask for honesty but never prepared when they’re honest 😂

Fuhad talking about the fan situation is relatable as hell with a dad from the West Indies 😂😂

i always love to watch this as soon as i wake up on monday mornings🙏🏻🙏🏻

I could watch this a hundred times for James' reaction to spatchcock chicken 🤣🤣

These childhood stories have me dead🤣😂 they had their parents keep them inside while everyone's playing....while us in the US had parents that wouldn't even let us back in inside 🤣 not for water, not for a piece of bread....they pushed the limits of curfew. And then blame us for smelling like "outside" when we were ALLOWED back in.

@olikah4667

Жыл бұрын

Not smelling like outside 😂😂😂😂

I've been refreshing KZread for the last 2 hours waiting for you guys. I'm clearly an addict.

@haddingtoniangcp2464

Жыл бұрын

Yeah they kinder posted late. Been waiting too

James prediction abt England was spot on

One of the best epis as of late! Y’all talking about your childhood/family life had me in tears! Thank you… Louisiana 🤣🤣🤣

James needs to try fried okra asap he’s been missing out

James has sooo many ex stories 😂😂😂😂 like hooowww

@merp9211

Ай бұрын

That’s what I was thinking! 😂

Love listening to you both on Mondays! Really a way to start the week…🎉🎉🎉

I’ve been watching you on tiktoks for GOD KNOWS how long and I’m FINALLY watching the full episodes!! I loooove them

The summer nights segment had me in legitimate tears 😂😂

Just stumbled upon your pod this week. I have been in stitches. Big fan, love from Australia

32:06 my whole adult life!! 🙌🏾”I’m literally a grown up!” 🤣🤣🤣

Amazing ep as always 😘Laughed so much through that one especially when James said "Iam just a bad guy" I burst out laughing so hard it hurt my chest.Love the childhood stories too i swear everyone growing up in the 90's/early 00's their parents were like this lol My mum is Irish too & sounds so much like James's mum its hilarious.

Jamaes' dad spent time in Trinidad 🇹🇹 he should know what's ochro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@soleneptune9498

Жыл бұрын

Das facts Inno

Just bumped into this channel totally hooked and have not laughed so much in a long time the easy banter is brilliant thank you 🤣🤣🤣

Omg you guys really make my week I can't express how happy I get on a Monday lol😭

I always thought I was the only one who used a blanket when it was hot for "comfort" 😊 Love you guys!!

Stop it, the cost of living section just had me laughing so hard I nearly busted my stitches from a recent op 🤣😂 James stories are 🔥🤣😂

Love getting the episodes on Sundays now! Hilarious!

@christianmukarati7682

Жыл бұрын

How Patreon ?

bro these man just make my mondays so much better

Good ep guys…the food bit @ the start was funny…people went deep 😂😂

I absolutely love you guys. From Bk,New York. I’ll be in the supermarket cracking up having to turn off my phone from laughter. The whole fan situation and the needing a routine is so familiar to me 😭. I would be so livid in the summer as well. Keep making us laugh and telling your stories 💜💜

Congratulations on your engagement! Great video!

It's nice seeing them at 300k subs last week, if I'm not mistaken, and now they've surpassed 400k. Hope to see them at a 1 million subs soon!!!

Here for the World Cup facts, four team’s left! 🙌🏽 Great podcast guys!

I needed a laugh after a rough day. Thanks again guys! ❤

hey from North Carolina! been here since 160000 followers and i look forward to monday just for a new episode!! much love!

@allisonbarnett5055

Жыл бұрын

Fellow North Carolinian here!!! I love how I can understand everything thing they say!!! It's a southern gift. 🤣🤣🤣

Discovered you guys last night on KZread shorts - really enjoying your bants, while I recover from surgery 😁

As a gen x mom of 4 yall are fire. Me and my 24 year old son listen and laugh alot. Thanks guys

I listen to your podcasts but this is the first time I've watched you guys even more jokes to see your reactions thank you for this amazing show 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

Just found this last week so excited 😆😆😆

I literally broke my ankle Friday so I’m binge watching your guys videos. ❤

the okra part had me rolling because I was just thinking about making fungi (fun-gee) it’s like an okra porridge. James would loose his shit 😂😂😂😂

While their podcasts are brilliant; just LOVE watching their facial expressions and interactions via KZread! Thank you for sharing the shenanigans on so many platforms!!!!❤❤❤❤

Please keep doing these skits when you tell the story they kill me it’s like your own movie 😂🖤

Now we need an okra soup taste test video because it with some crayfish is delicious.

Great episode, the ending 😂😂😂😂

These need to be longer 😂

James and his past relationships are hilarious. Good grief!!

“Hairless physique” Omgness! I cried laughing at that! 😂

The life stories! We need more of that! Hilarious!😂

Okaayyyy so this is the life I've been missing out on. Early access and that. 😂🙌🏽

@nicolawhitby91

Жыл бұрын

☺ Its the best thing about Sunday evenings not waiting until 3:30 on Monday its the good life over here on tier 2 lol

As an American I want to personally say: "I don't back that paying bills for a random woman you only chat with."

@user-et2ng1qb2m

Жыл бұрын

I don't understand why men pay the bills of women they're not married to or why women have the children of men they're not married to. It's all ridiculous 🤷🏽

@dejamorgan4317

Жыл бұрын

Facts trust it’s not an US-UK culture shift it’s a culture shift to everyone tryna do what City Girls rap about instead of tryna make their own money like City Girls are doing

@luyandamthembu5678

Жыл бұрын

As a woman I also don't get it. My pride doesn't even allow me to take or ask for money from myman and it always offends my boyfriend. It makes him feel as if his not providing for me.

@lazygirlfinance

Жыл бұрын

@@dejamorgan4317 that’s not new. Maybe it’s because I’m from Florida like the city girls are, but nope not a new culture. Tricks been around for a looooong time. Hell I remember my grandma telling us the game.

This episode has me in tears!!!!!

I will literally never forget laying in bed hot, crying, sun blazing in my open window, with the sound of every other kid in the neighborhood still outside laughing and playing. My little 2 block radius growing up was LITTERED with kids and all the parents knew each other so kids just ran free. Not me, bedtime was bedtime no matter what time of year. 30 years old and im livid to this day😅

Hey cult daddies Remember me from when y'all were at 25k subs 😭 I'm so proud of the steady growth It might interest you to know that I have now moved to England for the sole purpose of attending at least one of your live shows So run me a date asap Much love Random fan ❤️

Nahhhhh the way I'm crying over James and his brother fighting OMG LMFAOOO

Great episode boys ❤

I wanna be a cult baby but dont have my bank account atm for personal reasons! But after Christmas i will have my own so will definitely be joining! Your my favourite place to come on KZread x

The explanations they give for each chosen food is hilarious

James! Fan on, radiator on a thousand, window wide open 😂😂😂 I’m at fault for this too

One thing about James, he will laugh his ass off baybyyyyy 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This weeks episode was extra juicy 😂😂😂

“My tight hamstring honey” 😂😂

James don’t know about that okra stew 🤣👌🏾👌🏾 trust me it bangs

Sending love from Houston Tx 🙌🏾🫶🏾

Been waiting for this 😁😁 day made

I agree with James my grandma had us wearing heavy clothes in the house now my house is warm and cool as needed 😂😂

I’m literally at work in tears trying not to laugh out loud 🤣🤣

I'm going to love this one 🙏

Me enjoying my okra soup + eba watching y’all. Fuhad!!! Put James on, pls 😂😂😂