Something They Said That Made You Never Talk To Them Again | EP 269 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast
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This Week The Guys Discuss:
0:00, Public Service Announcement
12:45, Something They Said That Made You Never Talk To Them Again
33:54, Intro
34:57, Quiz Of The Week
44:46, Story Time
54:06, Jon Jones vs Cyril Gane
01:01:22, Show Recommendations
01:30:16, Dilemma
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I’ve promoted myself from being someone who just watches their shorts, to a full time viewer watching podcasts the day they release. Happy Monday y’all
@kaarlina4258
Жыл бұрын
Same
@saieedahbarlow3825
Жыл бұрын
Ppp
@timyra2011
Жыл бұрын
Same
@KG45Brham
Жыл бұрын
We up BIG
@sashanejay
Жыл бұрын
Welcome!
I’m a 37 year old Irish woman, living in San Francisco and have somehow, magically adapted “ting and fammmmm” into my vocabulary 😂😂
@romiquamontaque6108
Жыл бұрын
This is the best thing I've ever heard
@Back2Humanity
Жыл бұрын
I started watching this podcast in order to decipher the code of my sons vocabulary... Now i kinda talk like this too
@thinredline78
Жыл бұрын
Same. I’ve been saying facts, swear, lips, and fam all the time. Drives my husband up the wall.
@alannagallagher
Жыл бұрын
@@thinredline78 😂😂😂
@MrHowhot
Жыл бұрын
You should fit right in the especially with the Irish accent just tell them you're from Boston.
You know a good story is coming when James says “Fuhad!” Lol
Can’t lie Fuhad nearly had me shook for second when he started the public service announcement, I thought it was gonna be something way deeper 🤣
@queposition9030
Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing
@praetorianlukoskinen2814
Жыл бұрын
I'm a minute and 30 seconds in and already lolling
@nasrimohammed6833
Жыл бұрын
That is deep, that’s life threatening as a man😂😂😂
@muhammadmansour3734
Жыл бұрын
Bruh his team was piped 7 nil by their biggest rival,it’s definitely something deep
@nasrimohammed6833
Жыл бұрын
@@muhammadmansour3734 fax bro, Man U fans was getting out of hand, they needed this humbling 😂
During the game, I was literally thinking “Fuhad must be suffering right now”
@happynotLuckY
Жыл бұрын
We need a reenactment 😂😂😂
@lattiloor7333
Жыл бұрын
Yessss I was waiting for the new episode to hear his commentary
I come for the laughs but stay for the roleplays 🤣
@entropy3615
Жыл бұрын
It's been a while! Lol at least on KZread.
@aurora6763
Жыл бұрын
and James' infectious laugh?
@moniquestoute6650
Жыл бұрын
Faaaammm, there’s nothing like it 😂😂 Fuhad goes pretend your my girl yeah 😅
@angellicbeautyproducts9479
Жыл бұрын
Do u misz me when im around!?!?🤣🤣🤣
@msteejo6373
Жыл бұрын
Facts!!!
I saw once; "'We need to talk'... respond with; 'You're right, we do.' Now we both anxious!!"
I went school with James and its awesome to see he's killing it!! He was always funny and unique
James was so offended by someone being called a 4 his face when he said what after 😂😂 “hold 4 blows to your nose”
@merp9211
17 күн бұрын
James always chooses violence!😂
James' dream and Fuhad's reaction had me CRRRYYYYYING 😂😭
Me screaming a2+b2=c2 at my phone when they're trying to figure out Pythagoras!
@dandean3871
Жыл бұрын
And they say its triangles or summin - yh gang gang lol pmsl
@lydiambugua3656
Жыл бұрын
a²+b²=c²
@imoyabrax450
Жыл бұрын
as a stem person u people make me cry
@charmaynemerrill7794
8 ай бұрын
Same 😂 I’m watching it with headphones at work and said it out loud
@akooakoo629
4 ай бұрын
Me too 😂
Fuhad’s face and verbal nods while James is talking about Clarkson’s Farm😂😂😂😂 #HesSuchAGreatFriend
@devonbriney
Жыл бұрын
I was thinking this EXACT same thing! Proof that Fuhad is a great friend!
@vikkiTV212
Жыл бұрын
Right. I was like. Bless him
Fuhad’s face when James was talking about that farm show is the same face I make when my kids are talking to me about something random. 😂😂
James being gassed about Clarkson’s Farm really goes to show how much patience Fuhad has 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@Shaunal33howe
Жыл бұрын
Fuhad’s patience is the real MVP of SNG 😂😂😂😂
@bnbjelly3609
Жыл бұрын
Do u know how to spell Waguan idk if I’m spelling it right🤦🏾♂️
@TrippySuccubus
Жыл бұрын
@@bnbjelly3609 “Wah gwaan?” Or “Waa gwaan?”
@bigred9429
Жыл бұрын
@@bnbjelly3609 or some people just say-wag1
@mimiluau
Жыл бұрын
This is actually my kind of show. I usually skip the anime or The Last of Us reviews. But also, I’m realising how boring I must be when I tell my friends about shows like this.
James ranting about the farm show Fuhad: mhm…mhm…mhm… He’s trying to care but he literally can’t 😂😂
Wait wait wait wait wait WAIT. James has NOTES!? He can SING!?!? I love this!! 😃
@Bouquetofflowers498
Жыл бұрын
Exactly what I said!
@PopGirlCB
11 ай бұрын
I was looking for this comment!! I totally agree!!
@Kayla-kd8ov
7 ай бұрын
I was pleasantly surprised. James can hold a note still
@mariedegbor2139
7 ай бұрын
Came over from Spotify for this comment
@marissa3009
4 ай бұрын
22:41 so cute!
The only reason I’m looking forward to Mondays👏🏾
@sashanejay
Жыл бұрын
Factual
@angela1504
Жыл бұрын
Yes!
@anayarayne280
Жыл бұрын
Literally !!!
@tshiamomonnakgotla8416
Жыл бұрын
Fun day
@imarni4075
Жыл бұрын
Same
The smirk on Fuhad's face the whole time James explains the show.😭😂🤣
@nageena9562
Жыл бұрын
Like "yeah im never gonna watch it, but go on.. have your moment" 🤣
@sirsummerr
Жыл бұрын
Bro it sent me. 😭🤣
Fuhad's face when James first said Clarkson's Farm is sending me. I've had to press pause, because I can't 🤣🤣🤣
"i'd rather you date other people TOO then expect me to text you good morning every single day" james: 👀👀 james: TOO?!?!?! IM DYING LMAO
Listening to James’ nightmare in load shedding at 10 pm😭😭🇿🇦
@theodora.m
Жыл бұрын
U brave mamas i could never😂😂 during loadshedding shedding pho
@oyamabubu4768
Жыл бұрын
@@theodora.m I kept checking my door for the fat man’s silhouette bro😭💔
@adwoaadu-parko4329
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
The moment James realized this wasn't a safe space to talk about Clarkson's Farm 😭
@evelynrickard-saggs9342
11 ай бұрын
But irony of it being a safe space because Fuhad listened to James infodump for a good 5mins not wanting to upset him.. Wholesome.
@dcarter455
9 ай бұрын
As soon as they started giggling, I yelled at my phone “AWWWWWW JAMES I’LL WATCH WITH YOU😂😂😂😂😂” I’ve been that friend before and it hurts to be tolerated sometimes💀💀💀
I’ve started a list of Black British slang that I don’t know as a Black American. It grows every episode😂
@Trombonegoddess86
Жыл бұрын
I’ve tried googling some of the words they use, but I’m not exactly sure what they’re saying sometimes or how to spell it 😅 we need a Black British Slang dictionary maybe for the Patreon lol
@sarahlowe-thakoordin5644
Жыл бұрын
@@Trombonegoddess86 what’s some of the words
@Trombonegoddess86
Жыл бұрын
@@sarahlowe-thakoordin5644 “pang” or “Pen” not sure exactly what they’re saying, but they use it when a woman is very attractive. That “T” word they use often for “penis”. Sounds like TOE to me, but my sister said she thought they were saying TOOL. “Rags” That’s what I can think of off the top of my head.
@thepeersfamily8020
Жыл бұрын
@@Trombonegoddess86the word is “peng” and yeah it just been they’re banging/hot etc. And yeah, tool means penis. So does “pipe”. 😅🤣
@mariakhan7986
Жыл бұрын
@@Trombonegoddess86 that's funny, you almost got it, it's peng. And the description you got correct.
Remember working at McDonalds during Xmas. The Christmas CD lasted 45 mins. An 8 hour shift was nothing short of torture. To this day I can't hear certain Christmas songs without experiencing severe eye twitching. 😵💫
@junglekxngtalksanime
Жыл бұрын
I know EXACTLY how you feel!! Experienced this last christmas and working in a toy store made it worse😭😭
@kialei2483
Жыл бұрын
I worked in retail and that’s the reason I can’t stand Christmas music. It’s the same songs but different artists
@junglekxngtalksanime
Жыл бұрын
@@kialei2483 different covers, different artists but all the SAME. DAMN. SONGS😭😭😭
@sallyrobinson2285
Жыл бұрын
I used to work nights at a service station. Christmas songs have traumatised me😂. Plus hearing "spaceman i really wanted you to know" from the arcade every 5 mins on a 12hr shift 😂😂
@junglekxngtalksanime
Жыл бұрын
@@sallyrobinson2285 you've got some strength to endure that
1:01:30 how Fuhad and everyone off camera is just dying when James says Clarksons farm I can't 😂🤣😂
I respect Fuhad for making it through the entire match. I turned the game off in anger at 4-0 🤣 But James dying with laughter at our pain just hurts even more 🤣🤣🤣
@Lewis-bd2yu
Жыл бұрын
typical plastic Man U fan quitting cos you're losing lollll
James: “Do you ever feel like we’re just Boys…that lipse?”🤣🤣 Oh my soul💀
“We need to talk, but not right now”. Omg… My guy is breaking laws to get home immediately if I ever did that to him!! 🤣🤣🤣
Date someone who has fuhad’s patience and pretend engagement when explaining something they won’t think twice about 😂😂😂
That platonic friends that kiss things hit hard. I ended a six year relationship because of that dynamic.
@yesenia9342
7 ай бұрын
I'm at the 5 year mark this month.. idk what I'm doing or what need to do 🥲
"Anything below a 4 is objectively ugly..." this is how people permanently have their Christmas Dinner through a straw. And I am not a violent person.
@sunflowers_n_coffee
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sunflowers_n_coffee
Жыл бұрын
Factssss
@atomickitten4648
Жыл бұрын
😂fact
@brownhippiex496
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 I had to read this twice and I wasn’t ready
@lisabeth2994
7 ай бұрын
Or let’s be kind and empathetic and give him a choice.. your option or to live ball-less for the rest of his life! I mean tell me your projecting your own insecurities without telling me 😂
I had to come thru and see Fuhad's face during his PSA 🤣🤣🤣
Earlier today my husband was telling a story of what happened to him at work & I responded "Y-y-y-y-yeah!" & that's when I realized Fuhad & James have taken over my life 😂James is so dramatic I love it 😂😂😂
you guys are living proof that laughter is the best medicine
Something someone said to me that made me stop talking to them: "I never liked you, I thought you knew." This was a female friend of over 2 decades, who was at my wedding and other milestones. She contacted me after that statement to wish me a happy birthday a year later and I asked her why is she contacting me and dislike me.. she giggled and try to change the subject. I told her that I am unavailable for emotional abuse. It's been over 5 years since that last communication... I do not regret it.
It's James screaming "Facts" about 3 times to express how he can relate to what he is hearing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
James hyping up Clarkson’s Farm is literally me infodumping about my new hyperfixation to my unsuspecting fiancée who could not give two fu-
Fuhad’s body language is HUMBLE as he talks about Man-U 🥲
@haddingtoniangcp2464
Жыл бұрын
His team took a humbling belting that's why 🤣
The way James was laughing while Fuhad was pouring his heart out
@juniornxumalo2575
Жыл бұрын
I was literally thinking that 😂😂😂
@robertogallagher9915
11 ай бұрын
Thats literally my best friend and I. Im like James and My best friend is just like Fuhad.😭🤣🔥
Listening to James recount his nightmare... Damn that's really scary I won't be able to go back to sleep, thank God I don't leave alone.
@ntuan9360
Жыл бұрын
That’s that Dahmer doc getting him
@adebolagifttv813
Жыл бұрын
Yeah...
Fuhad's laugh when you said you couldn't reach the parking ticket thing had me crying laughing
Do not drink anything whilst listening to James talk about his nightmare... I nearly lost a keyboard from the spittake lmao
I’m not even a football fan but when I saw the scores on Twitter, Fuhad was the only one on my mind 😂😂😂😂 wanted to DM him, “r u ok?”, but I said nah, lemme not rub it in. Watching from the Gambia ❤
"I WANNA ENJOY MY LIFE".. 🥺😂😂 That's going to be my response from now on
Was looking forward to fuhad’s take on the score 😂
That nightmare scared the shit outta me!!! But made me laugh so much 😂😂😂
Ngl that side eye smile from Fuhad @35:08 towards Rem was so FRIGGIN CUTE
@jermainmcgraw560
Жыл бұрын
❤❤
I love how competitive James gets 😂😭
James' dream could litterally be the best horror film!!😂
James' nightmare had me laughing so hard! Nearly choked on my drink when he was talking about switching the torch on when he woke up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jachi4745
Жыл бұрын
Time stamp please?
@thandie_t
Жыл бұрын
@@jachi4745 from around 47:25 🤗
@miscellaneouslife2778
Жыл бұрын
@@jachi4745 It’s around 47:20 minutes.
@MjaySenoj
Жыл бұрын
@@miscellaneouslife2778 thank you!!!
Fuhad listening to James talking about seeds 😂😂 PATIENCE!
ICL I’m in pain and been ill for months… that first story time made me laugh for the first time properly since December
@beccafitz22
Жыл бұрын
Feel better soon ❤🤗. Blessings from Texas.
@Lucian_Media
6 ай бұрын
Awww. Here's to laughs and healing 🤗
The fact that the podcast is always posted at the end of my day. What a nice way to wind down 💖💖
@thandizohorea1267
Жыл бұрын
Same I eat my dinner then watch the show, don't want to choke on my food while laughing 🤣🤣
I just snorted while watching this and everyone is looking at me now😂😂... (I'm in a Maths lecture). Great episode once again. Love, South Africa.
@beccafitz22
Жыл бұрын
I’m at my mom’s doctors appointment & getting the same looks 😂!
When James said Titanic, it confirmed we will get married someday 🥰🤣🤣Just for clarity I actually thought all of them would say Titanic😭
You know shxt is funny when Fuhad smacks the mic out the way. Sweets me EVERY time! Love it. #ManDemFanDem
the "im not taking the morning after pill" the first thing my friend though "well im dragging her off and powerwashing her"
I’ve been catching up from episode 100 and I just gotta say since fuhad quit that dead job he just progressively got funnier and more relaxed each episode! Big ups on the leap and keep doing your thing guys.
finding yall's channel was a blessing
My husband opens every door for me when we are together 🥰 I love that man!
@isshinkurosaki252
Жыл бұрын
Man's a soldier
patiently waiting for “one of them ones” (fuhads voice) merch ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻✨
Now that we're all a bit older, it's time to REwatch that movie, '500 Days of Summer'. This time let's actually hear _exactly_ what Summer says to Buddy _every_ time, _every_ day. That _whole_ "love story" of the movie is, ALL IN _HIS_ HEAD! It's creepy to watch once you're older, more experienced with life & relationships. Have a great day y'all.
29:10 Fuhad making himself giggle is so wholesome 😂💕 men who know theyre funny when they are ACTUALLY funny >>>>>>
This is the one time that James couldn’t get me excited to watch one of his show recommendations. Fuhad’s laugh when James is trying to sell him on “Clarksins farm” had me rolling 😂😂😂😂 love the episodes as always. Love from Canada 🇨🇦 🇯🇲❤
@tracy_en6372
Жыл бұрын
I've not watched it, but I had about it when it first came out. Apparently it's amazing..
@tracy_en6372
Жыл бұрын
They say it's like old top gear vibes..
It's Monday!!!!🔥 Our favourite duo has dropped💯
Do you understand how much more productive I am on Mondays because of y'all
I have replayed 1:02:08 almost 10 times and laughed louder each time!!🤣🤣
@haddingtoniangcp2464
Жыл бұрын
Now I can't wait to get to it.
@christellefrancios2038
Жыл бұрын
Yoooooooo I usually just listen without video .. I had to go back and watch Fuhad’s face from the very beginning
The wayyy how James explained the farm show I HIGHKEY want to watch it, I'm definitely intrigued 😂😂😂
I’m at work with tears in my eyes at the story time😂😂
Fuhad looks like a broken man talking about man united 😭
I only watch this podcast at work, I’m rewatching older ones now lol the only thing that keeps me entertained during work. Makes my day go by fast 😅
22:40. James has a lovely singing voice! Never knew.
@Monukee
Ай бұрын
This comment is so underrated ❤
@merp9211
17 күн бұрын
@@MonukeeHe just carried on with the episode, like nothing happened. 😊🤷🏽♀️🎶
7-0 was the highlight of my week, waking up united fans to their reality 😂.
@Stu161
Жыл бұрын
Enjoy the conference league 👋
@alexdeleon4997
Жыл бұрын
Champions league spot secured, hope you enjoy Thursday night football
the laughter and humor brought me here... stayed for the fam, facial expressions and scenarios !!!
🤣🤣 What. A. friend Fuhad was to listen to the Farm story and not pour too much water on James' pure delight. Lol
James said,'I know she's Ghanian' 🤣🤣 killed me
The preview always secures the like…😂😂😂
James's singing voice surprised me! Man can sing.
@merp9211
17 күн бұрын
I was shocked!
When James explains his dream 🤣👏🏼 I’ve never felt so understood on so many levels😂
Oh my god, he is 100 percent mimicking James‘ facial expressions like pressing the lips and rolling the eyes when he’s talking the scores. He loves him. 😂❤
I was literally looking for the video like umm it’s Monday guys lol
@BiancaRocc
Жыл бұрын
Lol same
Listening to Fuhad talk about Man Utd breaks my heart 😢🥺… my guy is genuinely devastated.
The one where he said “I never told you I was a good guy” definitely charged that one to the game cuz there’s no fcking way😭
Y’all really sang that Buble with enthusiasm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
James can hype up the most basic of shows and make it look like advanced AI🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I started watching their shorts and now I’m fully invested these guys are hilarious 😂
James actions after his nightmare is friggen ADORABLE.
James you smashed 🎉dat quiz. Nice play
I have a headache; but when James put the phone above his head, I damn near died laughing🤣. My head is pounding😂😂😭
Bruda put that man REM on screen for me. I need to see this boy and his protein fix 🤣🤣🤣
That part about hearing a song over and over gave me a flashback. One summer when I had a summer job, my co-workers listened to the radio everyday. Swedish radio loves picking a song every summer and naming it "the summer tormentor" and that summer it was "Shakira - Hips Don't Lie". That damn trumpet intro and "Shakira! Shakira!" atleast 25 times a day for a whole summer.
These mtf make my day so much better 😂 their humor is gold 😂
when liverpool scored the 7th i fell to my knees in starbucks, my body was weak
@beccafitz22
Жыл бұрын
Awe 🥹😢.
Starting with the tuck is a righteous move. Big ups Fuhad 💪🏿 👑
You guys cracked me up. But my man has opened my door for me everyday for 18 years. I love him for it.
the whole explaining sheep birthing whilst he is in a crisp light grey hoody is killing me haha
the way i‘m getting excited when i realize it‘s monday and you guys are droppin‘ another episode. 😍
Thank you James as a person who loves home gardening with potential of doing it commercially I have thoroughly enjoyed the Clarkson Farm series. I am on the edge on some episodes!!!
Oh my gosh, I can't wait to see your reactions to the season finale! Stellar!!
It’s “I know she is Ghanaian” for me 😂 27:00