I didn’t realize how much I watch their videos until my daughter said “but whatever you say, say it with your chest!” 😂😂

@jasmined.singer7230

3 ай бұрын

Nah fr 😂 my 3yr old son be saying, "Faaaaaammmm" 😂😂

@maybee5334

3 ай бұрын

My 5 years old says "Facccctttttttt" 😂😂😂😂😂​@jasmined.singer7230

@deanna_8764

3 ай бұрын

Wait till she calls herself a "UTE" 😂😂

@humixmusic4lyf

3 ай бұрын

😭💕💕💕 that’s such an adorable thing to hear

@beccafitz22

3 ай бұрын

I love these comments!

Fuhad cracks me up how dramatic he can be “I’ll fall to my knees” 😂🤣

@cindyo6298

3 ай бұрын

Guys what does 'sweeten me' mean

@joashn3492

3 ай бұрын

​@@cindyo6298pretty much something that you find funny or makes you laugh

@wynterstormy5640

3 ай бұрын

@@cindyo6298could mean different things to everybody but usually means melted my heart or something like that.

@cindyo6298

3 ай бұрын

@@wynterstormy5640 oh, that would make sense, thank you!

@rssstrz

3 ай бұрын

no it doesn't@@wynterstormy5640 🤣theyr'e saying it as in it was made them laugh

"What's wrong with our house" and Fuhad's explanation is basically my childhood 😅

@user-sr1jj6oi1n

3 ай бұрын

wrd

We need a segment or an episode of James’s stepdad stories 🤣🤣

@oceanskye33

3 ай бұрын

ABSOLUTELY ABOUT IT

@amiraguy

3 ай бұрын

Yes Please! This needs to happen 😂

@Wattpad_Writer

3 ай бұрын

yessss i secind this!

@Bumchats

Ай бұрын

Hahahaha good shout. You can tell his stepdad had his back he just don't want to admit it 😂

@Cjaiih

Ай бұрын

Yesss lmaoooo😂

My mom was on that MLK "I had a dream" shit too. Caribbean parents turn clairvoyant when they don't want you to leave yard.

@whoopsydaisy6389

3 ай бұрын

Can confirm. Mom was born in Ocho Rios. Always predicting tragedy if I wanted to exceed a 2 mile range, and would often swear grandmother had called to warn her of same. 😂

@Itwillcometome

3 ай бұрын

Both my grandparents coming from Jamaica.. I can confirm!! The worst is when the Dream makes no sense. Like because you dreamed of a goat I can’t go out? Wtf does a goat have to do with me??

@queensassii7328

3 ай бұрын

They don’t turn clairvoyant that shi is part of their dna from conception 😩😂

@alanaterrel9914

3 ай бұрын

You have to be born and Raise in the Caribbean to understand 😂 the dreams makes sense

@melaninqueen1286

3 ай бұрын

@@alanaterrel9914 Big man I'm in Antigua as we speak, yah meh born, yah meh guh dead... They still don't make no rassclaart sense.🤣

James with the “that sounds like pregnancy” on year 11 trip.. 😂😂😂

@johntonssen7231

3 ай бұрын

My school started in year 9 so could be possible

@Mxrley

3 ай бұрын

I went to NCS. It’s wild AF.

@myriamcisse4814

3 ай бұрын

Could you please tell us this story ! ( I’m from France and it sure does sound wild 💀 )

@munky342

3 ай бұрын

​@@johntonssen7231year 11 in the UK is when you're 15/16 years old. Plenty of the girls in my year were pregnant by the end of the year. There's no "could be" about it.

@shaundduncan

2 ай бұрын

HAD ME ROLLING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"You Have A Few More Months Of Fun Left In You Love!" Got Me WHEEZING 😂😂😂 They Always Make My Monday With Their Theatrics

@spray1714

3 ай бұрын

wheezing? give ya doctor a shout bro!

@304scorpio9

3 ай бұрын

I came to the comments for this 😂😂😂

@destineewoods1749

3 ай бұрын

The spirit pick me hands had me😂

@stronggirlarmy6936

3 ай бұрын

He got so Loud 😆

@esmeraldafriedman

3 ай бұрын

Fuhad was so upset about this lol

Every time James tells the salad, boiled egg and potato story, I can tell exactly what Fuhad is thinking.😆

@cassie2559

2 ай бұрын

My auntie used to cook it as well but instead of potatoes she used to have grated cheese, sweetcorn and beetroot every summer until my cousins learned how to cook they hated it too, I thought it was a British thing cause our family is born raised from the Caribbean they definitely don't do that. 😂

I'm a professional fighter, 6ft 220lbs, and my step dad (wasn't raised by my bio dad) still to this day beats me any time we arm wrestle. The man is 76. It's fucking unreal.

@johntonssen7231

3 ай бұрын

183 100kg isn’t that big in Europe Ngl

@dantebluehairedguy9063

3 ай бұрын

@@johntonssen7231how big are you to be saying this?

@user-sm7br6vq5g

3 ай бұрын

😂

@daltonevans3412

3 ай бұрын

@@dantebluehairedguy9063 that's exactly what i was thinking, i am definitely well above average here in canada, a couple inches in height but definitely a lot more in weight.

@unavela

3 ай бұрын

​@@johntonssen7231half of the Mediterranean looked at you with a side eye for that comment

I live for James stories. He has lived 1000 lives.

James’ dad with a W. Shouting and calling for lawyers. Yeah. You two may not have always seen eye to eye, but he had your back when it mattered.

@ese2876

Ай бұрын

Is the calling for lawyers clip on this video I’ve been trying to find it

@ugoclaire1198

Ай бұрын

​@@ese2876 from 14:37 I think

Can I go to a sleepover at my friend's? Mom: you don't have a bed at home?

@GhostSnip__

3 ай бұрын

Ngl thats how parent logic actualy is and im starting to think the self even if i dont have a small human rn

@brenbren1130

3 ай бұрын

This 😩

I am really curious how you guys relationship with your parents is now, would be nice to have segment on that!

I have come to the conclusion that parents don't like to see kids happy

@user-oz9lt1zv5k

3 ай бұрын

Mine sure don't lol

@Khadiyah01

3 ай бұрын

I think was that that that even like the kids

@entropy3615

3 ай бұрын

​@@Khadiyah01 Do you have a sharp pain in your left arm?

@lesjonminnaar3833

3 ай бұрын

you only coming to that now 😂

@jennifertupper959

3 ай бұрын

Why...bc they say no???

I love the fact that the Black Experience is the same worldwide 😂😂

@johntonssen7231

3 ай бұрын

Because the black experience is just the white experience. It’s not different. Find two rich families, black and white and they live the same experience. Find two poor families black and white and they live the same. Trust me kiddo, been to 37 countries and lived all over the world. Arabs, Brazilians, Irish, Russians, Ethiopians, Indians Nigerians etc all live the exact same lives. Humans are human. They all just wanna eat dinner/smoke/drink together and roast each other.

@RasDam

3 ай бұрын

Too much bonding over shared trauma.

The "life is full of disappointment, let me be your first" reminds me of "This Life", it was a Nigerian show and the father asked the son to go on the roof and took away the ladder. When the son cried and asked how he'd get down, father said "never trust anyone in life, not even me, your father" or something. Too cold 😢😢😢😢😢

@ucheisaac2525

3 ай бұрын

That's a life lesson

@dianatakyiwaahasante-tuoh866

3 ай бұрын

“This life… is beautifuuul… but everything seems to be falling apaart… the more you get… the more you feel sad…” we watched it here with super story 🔥🔥

@FL4MINGICEM4N

3 ай бұрын

My mum would say something similar. "Life's not fair, get used to it"

@chubbytj1

2 ай бұрын

@@dianatakyiwaahasante-tuoh866 Sister 🤣🤣🤣

@0yetola

2 ай бұрын

The good old days of Super Story…..miss those days

Fuhad screaming, “Why ME?!?!?” Hilarious!!! 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

James need a whole segment just telling stories of him growing always got the funniest maddest stories 🤣🤣

@__callmekoki

2 ай бұрын

Faaaammmm 😂❤

“You’ve got a few more months of fun left in you; I can see it love” is so crazy omg 😭😂

Fuhad literally makes me weak “I’d fall to my knees” “I’d raise my voice” “I’d scream” I use these so much now 😂😂

Ellis’ dream of sending his kids to school trips is exactly the reason why my oldest is going on a 13 day trip to Italy, France, and Spain this summer with others from his school. I’ll be 39 next month and haven’t had the opportunity to travel outside of the US. Financially it’s never been an option. Being able to let him go on a trip I’ve dreamed about for decades is why my husband and I work so damn hard. One day I’ll travel the world but right now I’m beyond excited for him to have this opportunity!

born and raised in new york but when i saw uploaded 2 minutes ago i fully went raaaaaaah 😂 soo happy it’s monday

@rheawilliams1843

3 ай бұрын

I love that so many Americans are on board with this 👌😂😂

@lucycarlisle9120

3 ай бұрын

Fax 🇺🇸 🇬🇧

@Ivy94F

3 ай бұрын

@@rheawilliams1843 My american ‘IKR??’ has been replaced with ‘Faaaaacts!’ 😂😂😂😂

“What’s wrong with OUR house”. 😂 The book our parents got that line from must have been a Global best seller. PEEK!! 😢. The “She didn’t even sugarcoat that Bitch” line finished me!! 🤣🤣

I'm with James on the trampoline ting, not even for my kids, I'll get it for myself 🤣

When James mentions his stepdad it’s like he’s about to say Bloody Mary three times 🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro has been shattered

“It’s either consensual or it’s not” was flipping wild 😂😂😂

@salliegal8932

3 ай бұрын

That was gaslighting to the max.

26:52 Fuhads face after James says stroke💀💀💀💀

lmfaoooo when Fuhad said he'd "riot" for having to go to school while everyone was on the ski trip!!!! 🤣😂 i almost choked on my water!!

I’m from the states so half the time I don’t understand the phrases yall say but I still laugh everytime because of the delivery and I just love yall😂😂

@rssstrz

3 ай бұрын

thats cute asl

@brownsugar971

3 ай бұрын

I’m from a french carribean island, and I feel you. Thanks god for subtitles 😅😅😅

@johntonssen7231

3 ай бұрын

Just learn. Most of the viewers aren’t English. We just learn. Half their phrases aren’t common phrases, the point is you make it up on the fly but the intention is understood

@rssstrz

3 ай бұрын

most of the viewers are English@@johntonssen7231

@lavonadams5576

2 ай бұрын

Use your context clues

How does James have a life story for every possible situation. He has the knowledge base of a 150 year old

Rem is owed that point. “Wien“ Is how you say “Vienna” in German.

@magniland291

3 ай бұрын

This tbh^ Because in Finland we also call it Wien and to me the spelling shouldn't matter if the answer is correct, in this particular question.

@MsLuuwli

3 ай бұрын

In Norway as well 🤭

@piuni8135

3 ай бұрын

yes in french it's Vienne too

@vicjam

3 ай бұрын

I was so looking for this answer!

The hot summer meal for James is crazy.... Salad, boiled eggs and potatoes.... dear lord 😂😂😂😂😂

@destineewoods1749

3 ай бұрын

I've gotta start making that for my kids so they can live that James life and see how good they have it😂😂

@chubbytj1

3 ай бұрын

@@destineewoods1749 No, please 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@destineewoods1749

3 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@jesschristabel4900

3 ай бұрын

Yep, I used to have the same... Not that appetising 😂

@LewisKinlan

3 ай бұрын

Might be lucky and get some slices of ham or cheese on the side

James is that kid that if u hang around with him somethings happening 😂

James: "Hug and stroke..." Fuhad: 🥴🥴🥴 😂😂😂😂

@jenellesettles3355

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 I was looking for this comment…. I had rewind and watch that a few times 😂😂😂😂😂

@CreativelyPhoenix

3 ай бұрын

@@jenellesettles3355same 😂

“Last night you were turning me on today you are turning me in?” Fuhad’s language skills is UNMATCHED! The true Nigerian King 😂😂😂😂😂😂

When they would mean no, they would say, "If you don't get far away from me!" I never got a reason, I got a threat. My Dad actually once said that my sister and I couldn't go camping with our Girl Scout troop because he's afraid of Big Foot. We didn't know that Big Foot was code for people who hurt children.

@kateq7212

3 ай бұрын

I realised recently, that this is why I was never permitted to stay at friends' places overnight. But this was never explained. Ignorance is not bliss.

Y’all need to bring the parents on to defend themselves/confront them

@rocxannejones7270

3 ай бұрын

Nope 😂😂😂😂 this isn't a parent podcast lol

@alanaterrel9914

3 ай бұрын

Their parents don't need to defend themselves, Adults need to get over things

Ok but listen once you become a parent you’ll understand certain reasons lol like the “I don’t know them so you can’t go to their house” is so valid.

i'm from South Africa & when they read the "do you want me to sell my body on the streets" response i immediately got reminded of my mum🤣🤣🤣. she would always say "it's okay i'll just go stand on the street & sell myself real quick" i really thought that was a common thing until now💀😭😭.

8:13 the connection between these guys is crazy😂

@heafie

3 ай бұрын

I noticed that too! It was so natural that they didn't even notice😊❤

James has lived such a life, that cop story 😂😂

That bit James did about the sleepover I felt deep in my soul like all of us who grew up in Black and/or Caribbean households know that feeling😭😭😭

I love the way James tell his family stories.

I went to sleepovers as a kid, but knowing what I know now, my kids wouldn't be sleeping over anywhere. The horror stories I've heard...It's always someone you know and trust.

one of my fav episodes was the one where you guys looked at South African Confessions, If you guys did that again it would make my next Monday 😌😌

@Noceepour

3 ай бұрын

Do you still remember when was that? Wanna go watch it.

@loishanamckenzie3307

3 ай бұрын

​@@Noceepourkzread.info/dash/bejne/f4urp62bntmrf7w.htmlsi=i3gBivBVskKyuT6T

The "thanks mom...ion think I'll even have any fun....i just feel so awful..." Is so real 😭

The amount of crazy stories James has is insane! Pure entertainment 😂

Happy Monday cult babies 😊

@gracewanja1857

3 ай бұрын

Happy Monday 😅

@dannyakins8742

3 ай бұрын

Happy Monday to you too @the_comfy_pa3da150

My partner got me a pair of those flashing trainers for my 40th - I was so excited! Live your life, Rem!

I can't help but imagine James's stories as an animation short movie whenever I heared one! That arm wrestling is wild!

“There’s BLACKS outside fighting!” Is a CRAZY line 😂😂😂

To be fair to The Rem, Vienne is literally what we call Vienna in French ! And the Italian city he's thinking of is Sienna I believe ❤

@MissSpiteful

3 ай бұрын

I am in shock! I’ve always thought Vienna was only the Italian name for Wien (which I thought was also the correct name for it in English until now😂😂) Vienna gives Italian because it is an Italian word. Siena has only one N

@rxbatalha

3 ай бұрын

Maybe Rem got confused with Venice and Verona

Most of us experienced our first sleepover when we got to Uni 😂

42:57 “I’LL SCREAM WHY ME” 😂😂

Is fuhad in his family era with these parent questions 😂

I actually saw my father challenge his pops to an arm wrestle when my grandfather was in his 60s. When I say my grandpa had the biggest smile watching my dad struggle😂. It is one of the sweetest memories I have of them two. (I'm an adult now, guess I gotta challenge him)

@LewisKinlan

3 ай бұрын

Yeah you gotta beat your grandpas ass in your fathers name

@mikethejedi1982

3 ай бұрын

@LewisKinlan 🤣 omg. He has sadly passed, I meant challenging my dad. But thank you for the mental image of arm wrestling my gramps. Brought a smile to my face

We NEED to meet James' mum! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

My son the criminal, I can’t 😩🤣

Blinky doos is such a throw back!!... my wife and kids vibes, Franklin marched around that episode singing that song 🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽... Love From South Africa, Cape Town

@philippebrown7893

3 ай бұрын

That blinks doos went under the radar! What a throwback!! 😂😂

@juicymiss87

3 ай бұрын

i didn’t know they were a real shoe lol “blinky doos blinky doos fun for me and fun for you” 😂😂

That "Sorry, Jim" was too sincere for that MSN😔

I find the parents' excuses were so funny because I am a parent and I have used at least two of those excuses, but not for a sleepover; in other circumstances. LOL

“This is Targaryen business!” Ong I cant wait to see animated Fuhad with the flowing white locks and beard 😂😂

the fact that i was there when rem aired james live makes that part so much fucking funnier lmfaooo

Can we get an episode with y'all mom's in the studio

I'm Ghanaian🇬🇭🇬🇧 my mum said I can't go to sleepovers because she was afraid that the aunties would poison my food when feeding me 💀and I know she's just looking out for me but she watched waaay too many African movies🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂

Fubad has some deep animosity towards his mother and it shows.

Same thing with the trampoline! I always wished i had one, so just last spring i got one for my kids!

@elizabethogunleye-ts2sq

3 ай бұрын

My kid will never have one! I broke my femur bone at 8 jumping one a trampoline…she’ll just have to understand 😂

It’s how James regressed back to that moment when he asked for a sleep over 😃😃 wilddddd

"Jimmy fun fun 😂😂 that's me" 🤣🤣🤣

Ok so hear me out.. I’m now a 37 year old mum of 3 and when I was young i always had sleep overs and had them at my house. I also allow my kids to have sleep overs at my house and with kids I know personally. However a few years back I found out that a close childhood friends dad was arrested for child p**n… I slept in that mans house more times than I care to remember and although he never did anything to me (THANK GOD) I’m now very wary of where I let my kids go. I thought that man was lovely very kind and always interested in what we were doing he was a pretty “cool dad” now I just feel sick. I read in the paper he had years and years worth. He lived across the road from me. So yeah I’m now scared to death of allowing my kids to stay out x

@user-tr3gh2iw1l

3 ай бұрын

Damn!! Do your kids know about it?

@tosh4771

3 ай бұрын

Was about to say, as someone who used to work in criminal law, I would not allow my children to sleepover at someone else's home, let alone a stranger. They can come to mine, and if their parents are offended by that, oh well.

@twinklestar620

3 ай бұрын

😮

@notcatherinehall9265

3 ай бұрын

even though he never did anything to you....that's why its paranoia and even though it's unfortunate that you have this awful anecdotatal past story it's not even an experience. kids aren't living bc parents have fear of things that don't statistically happen at the rates we are fearing them. this bunch is going to grow up and call this some kinda something and its goign to be a big therapy something...

@javes33

3 ай бұрын

Facts. Most of the time parents say No for no reason to the child, it’s because we’re scared and trying to protect them. Having your kid out of sight is terrifyin cuz we know the world. Unfortunately it translates to them that we don’t want them to live.

Love your unique style, never change!

daddddddddddddddddiesssssssssssss........these man bring a different level of mental health, that just promotes happiness, and peace in mind...woooooo.....

I will never stop believing that James was never somebodies dramatic girlfriend in his past life; he was so HEATED about Rem ignoring him during stream 🤣🤣🤣

As Jamaican my mother use say “ what u want me to do go to 42nd st” 😂😂😂 yo it wasn’t till I got older that shit made sense

4.5 K views in under 20 minutes you guys are goated

The having a dream reference is a staple in Haitian households. Having a dream will to stop you from doing anything!

Lmaoooo I just discovered you guys and I have been binge watching your videos for about two weeks now. Thank you so much for being something for me to really look forward to. I really appreciate the laughs 🥹🙌🏾 love from Toronto

@Catdaddydotcom

3 ай бұрын

Same here!! And it feels like I’ve been a day one 😂

Duuuude this thread. My mum said I couldn't have a gameboy because "it's for boys - it's in the name". Can't a girl want to play pokemon? I was put on the sexism young 😭

James story about the police at his yard, killllllled me 😂😂 “we’ve gotta take him down the station” him: no no no no 😩😂😂😂

"Life is full of disappointments. Allow me to be your first" Nooooo😂😂😂😂

I felt wanting a trampoline in my soul😩😆

Fuhad's hisses send me 😂😂😂😂😂. Mtchewwwww 😂😂😂

Not me opening KZread and just now deeping that it’s MONDAAAAY (like I knew but I didn’t KNOW 😭)

James is that kid at school who pretends he dosnt know the work and pretends to be dumb but gets straight A’s all the time

In year 11 we had a week trip to France, in term time, but my parents wanted to go on holiday and said I can go France with the school and stay with family when they go on holiday, or I miss the school trip and go on holiday, i hated half the girls in my year so i chose the family holiday, there was me and about 3/4 others that didn't go to France, so my dad pulled me out of school for the week for a "family emergency" up north, I have no family up north 😂😂😂

Don’t ever post another video that’s less than an hour.

James sayin “Jawn” like he spent the last year in Philly! 😂

I wasn’t the one getting beat up , so I was the beater 🤷🏽 is my favorite line from this video

Ice cream van comes round "mum please can I have an ice cream" Mum "no there's choc ice's in the freezer"

@Blondemoments67

3 ай бұрын

But only if its no raining 😂😂

10:09 some ppl are just built different. I remember my friends dad (daily heavy liquor drinker) hiking with us, stayed ahead, chain smoking carrying the heaviest ruck, laughing at the peak while we’re crawling like over-encumbered mules. “Come on, sissy boys, it ain’t that hard.” (I am a cis-woman BTW😂)

As a Jamaican, I resonate SO HARD with “we can’t afford that, do you want me to sell my body on the streets?” and tbh it wasn’t as clean as that 💀💀

The way my mother gives me a whole lecture about sleepovers 😭😭saying they do witchcraft and shit. We live in the fucking suburbs not a village 😭😭

My parents were the same “what’s wrong with your bed?” Never slept out and no one slept in 😂

My brother asked my dad to give him money to buy food for a charity program at his school and he answered "why do you want to donate to charity when you're charity yourself"💀

Dad has that “I’ve worked all my life” strength.

the summer food that james used to get kills me every time he says the story 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

The sleep over conversation is truly 1 of those “wait until you have kids, and you’ll understand” conversations. I use to be so upset when I couldn’t spend the night. Now that I have a child I UNDERSTAND!!! All parents are not good parents. And you don’t know WHAT is going on in that household. If they have pedophiles in the family, abuse substances, have unsavory values. A sleep over has to be worked towards. The parents HAVE to know each other ITS A MUST!

I understand now why James likes to cook 😂

After the day I had, I needed this😭❤️

We were never aloud to do anything halloween related because halloween was the "devils holiday" 💀💀😂😂