If Fuhad never left Nigeria he'd be one of those super strict African teachers.

@Finggy

5 ай бұрын

Or a scammer 😂

@veiddimaddur8354

5 ай бұрын

​@@Finggy A true Nigerian is the duality of both

@Finggy

5 ай бұрын

@@veiddimaddur8354 facts

@MaMgazi

5 ай бұрын

You guys😭😭

@the_elyphant

5 ай бұрын

Wth is this section?? 😂😂😂

"That's the sexiest thing you've said"- this bromance is next level 😅

@osagieuyi5654

5 ай бұрын

No that’s the thing it’s a normal guy friendship

@veiddimaddur8354

5 ай бұрын

Haha, James loves Fuhad more than anything in this life

@Bahle_Gaji

5 ай бұрын

Nah, it’s bromosexual now

@rubenpam

5 ай бұрын

Where is that damn sus counter

@junglekxngtalksanime

5 ай бұрын

"We're not sus, we're just in a bromaaanncee!!" ~ Olawoolo

Getting nailed from behind while your boyfriend is within bluetooth pairing range is just diabolical 💀💀

@miriam2837

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@solhaher9114

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

the way Ellis is just looking straight forward when James and Rem were arguing is so fucking funny 😂

As an Irishman, the way James sent ‘Fuck Ireland’ sent me😂☘️

@niabz

5 ай бұрын

He's right though, they are the kinda things we say over here 🤣🤣

@CorinneSegura

5 ай бұрын

james' mom is irish which makes it funnier

@Digitalhunny

5 ай бұрын

Wait, hold up... you mean to tell me that Ireland is really a real place, not just an _amazing_ fantasy?! 😂😂

@SavageDXD24

5 ай бұрын

🤣😭🤣🤣🤣 cardiff being in Ireland is so crazy

@niabz

5 ай бұрын

@@SavageDXD24 the fact that he said "I don't know the difference between northern and southern Ireland" to begin with made him saying Cardiff 1000 times funnier

"Lucky for you there's a child and the mom don't want it" 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BaebaeW

5 ай бұрын

“I’m going stab you” wife I feel her

@moraaogaro8590

5 ай бұрын

💀💀💀💀

@sherrieberrie8122

5 ай бұрын

I was drinking water when I heard this and it came through my nostrils😂😂😂. PS. I always see people write stuffs like this until I experienced it today😂😂. You cant listen to James while eating/drinking you might drown or choke to death.

@ndouheidi

5 ай бұрын

😭😭😭😭

Let Ellis ask the questions so fuhad can answer. He been sitting on that high horse too long

@michelleruiz2557

5 ай бұрын

Yessssss

Rooting for Ellis but i cant lie he makes it hard sometimes because what in the world was that instantaneous spelling😭

That "F*ck Ireland" was delivered with season 2 Top Boy energy 🤣🤣🤣

@Its_se2

5 ай бұрын

Sweeeeeaaaaar😂😂

@ozrabbit2532

5 ай бұрын

Which segment is this in?

@TumaH

4 ай бұрын

@@ozrabbit2532 Back to school. With context starting at 28:40

@ozrabbit2532

4 ай бұрын

@@TumaH thank you!

@TumaH

4 ай бұрын

@@ozrabbit2532 no problem

The SILENCE after the "I challenged someone to a dance off" took me the FUCK OUT

The way james ghettorized matrix was a skill 😮😅

@johntonssen7231

4 ай бұрын

Ghettorised*

All I’m saying is in 2024 the cult babies NEED tobi to make a guest appearance on the pod

James couldn't WAIT to bait Tobi out for ruining that toilet.

@Errast-pp8sr

5 ай бұрын

#FAAAAAACTS 🤣😭😫

@bandilenzimande4235

5 ай бұрын

EXACTLY 😂😂😂😂

@Mannydas728

5 ай бұрын

is this the Sidemen Tobi or different Tobi?

@elsss_111

5 ай бұрын

@@Mannydas728different Tobi x

@litlfroggi

5 ай бұрын

I need a pic of Toby 😂 I need see what this dude looks like lol

That dilemma 😢. That man wronged his wife in so many ways. Its heartbreaking

@Niamhmariephelan

5 ай бұрын

Absolutely heartbreaking 💔

@Passion84GodAlways

5 ай бұрын

💔

@admiralnlson

5 ай бұрын

Thinking the baby may not actually be his own.

@tinawilliams9067

5 ай бұрын

The man is dumb

@tinawilliams9067

5 ай бұрын

The man is dumb. Your married and while the wife is pregnant you had a baby with another woman. And he is so dumb you think she wants to raise another woman child.

21:01 that little singing bit? The best

James made that Back To School segment HILARIOUS. The pettiness he was radiating 😂😂😂

It’s me yelling the Matrix Neo!!! after chapter one 😂😂

@devincolina2149

5 ай бұрын

SAMEEEEEE

@gabrieldiaz3165

5 ай бұрын

Same

@monicwilliams6081

5 ай бұрын

Me toooooooooo but James not listening

@KDE95

5 ай бұрын

I was thinking Moon Knight for the longest time, till he said eat dis 🤣

@cashmere77

5 ай бұрын

Same!!! 😂😂 how did they not get it

When James and Rem are going at it over the Back to school game, the way Ellis is just sitting quietly hoping they don't bring him in 😂😂😂😂😂

@dariusmiller7962

5 ай бұрын

Kkk😊w0r9to 😊🎉😊🎉❤

@dariusmiller7962

5 ай бұрын

😅

@TheeMilanAmor

5 ай бұрын

The way I went back to watch his reaction 😂

i love the cute name plates on ellis' and rem's desks 🤣

Those laughs after the “men know everything till you ask ‘who’s she?’” tweet were some guilty ass laughs 😂😂

@shanekawashington7560

5 ай бұрын

They have both admitted to being dogs in their youth 😂

@kfransissy8101

4 ай бұрын

Factszzzz

I think we need Tobi to come in as a guest one day.

@BEYZUSx

5 ай бұрын

absolutely

@Suspishus

5 ай бұрын

Yes!

@Serenity470

5 ай бұрын

And Louis lol

@katekimani

5 ай бұрын

petition for this

@Oveontheglow

5 ай бұрын

YESSSS

Ellis and James looked absolutely LOST when they had to find the adverb

@stacycamacho59

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@anuadeleke9656

5 ай бұрын

3 grown men, not one knew the adverb 😂😂

@bandilenzimande4235

5 ай бұрын

I think the adverb was the most disappointing 😂

That little sing break was adorable 21:00

I can't take this dilemma seriously. James breakdown of it is killing me!! The abbreviations of the words take it over the top 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

Can’t lie… “Who Am I” is a fire ass segment 🔥🔥🔥 Got the person within the first chapter 😭

@rachelwalker2746

5 ай бұрын

Literally watch the movie last night 😮😂

@keepitfashion

5 ай бұрын

The Harry Potter one was mad easy last week. But this one is a little harder to me

@marelysnoguera

5 ай бұрын

I had it right away, but I love this movie..

@wanderingphotomagician

5 ай бұрын

It’s my new favorite segment! I didn’t get Neo until chapter 2. Also, James is WRITING! The setup is superb!

@kstorm9954

5 ай бұрын

Got Neo straight from the jump 😂

"You said you were an engineer!" "No babe, I said I work on engines here!"

@myRworld1

5 ай бұрын

Stop ..😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@KosmicKailey

4 ай бұрын

Right! You heard what you wanted. No my prob. 😂

We need a Toby reveal fr

21:00 was so cute. I’m so happy they left that in

That dude really decided that delulu WAS the solulu 😂

For the “who am I?” Segment you should have 5 points to the person who answers on the first round, 3 points for the second rounds and 1 point for the 3rd round onwards. So they’d try their hardest to answer it on the first chapter and not to just wait until the end.

@molliefitzpatrick8157

5 ай бұрын

Yessss

@NikkiStutzman

5 ай бұрын

RAHHHHHH!!!

@Noloyiso_M

5 ай бұрын

I like this.

@litlfroggi

5 ай бұрын

I can't believe they didn't get it on Chapter 2 at least 🤯

The silence after “I challenged someone to a dance off”🤣🤣🤣😭😭

Who am I is my new favorite segment! James spun a whole tale!!! 🤣 Thank goodness I love this franchise🍿

When the confession about the girl who found out her boyfriend was a mechanic came up I immediately said “He definitely told her he was an engineer” before Fuhad continued🤣

@bookclub5021

5 ай бұрын

Hey man, he's a mechanic. Calling himself an engineer isn't really a lie lmao it's just just stretching the definition of an engineer a tiny bit 🤣

@ellielou52

5 ай бұрын

Now that you mention it, I've seen a LOT of engineers in dating apps and very few mechanics 🤔

@molliefitzpatrick8157

5 ай бұрын

​@@ellielou52same girl, same 👀

@brightblaze723

5 ай бұрын

Falls under the same catagory, sort of. It classed as Motor Vehicle Engineering. Im a qualified Engineer but dont have a job as an engineer but they do fall under the 'Engineering' catagory

@shanebest4699

5 ай бұрын

Ha

"Saved by the bell but he's still a dog"😂😂

1. The Ireland bit killed me I rewatched it 4 times 😭😭😭😭 2. The way I was screaming Neo at my phone them man too slow 😭😭😭

@johnoliver4469

5 ай бұрын

He said that like he charging a Kamehameha 😂😂😂😂

@lvickerie

5 ай бұрын

Same here though after dreams then rave I was like Neoooooooo. What’s really going on. 😂

Men will never seize to scare me. That first dilemma is craaaazy.

I’m rooting for Ellis!!!

@moimeself1088

5 ай бұрын

Same here. I'm always so chuffed when he wins.

@wangeciperpetua5758

5 ай бұрын

Team Ellis 💯

18:13 The silence after James said this is DEAFENING 🤣🤣🔥

@bestan01

5 ай бұрын

The dance battle part acc killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

@danielcollinson101

5 ай бұрын

He won it back by dragging Toby through the mud like 30 seconds later though :P

@camo1986

5 ай бұрын

The zoom in on Fuhad's face 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

As a year 11, watching them struggle with the back to school questions is great 😭😭.

I laughed so hard when James said Cardiff. I'm French and I know Cardiff is in Wales. And Rem's face mocking him. Loved it

Bro in the dilemma 👏🏾IS👏🏾 DELUUUUUDEDDDD!👏🏾

I almost choked on my cream crackers and cheese when the cheating husband said how can I convince her to take me and my son back 😮 BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZENLY UNBELIEVABLE KMT

@NikkiStutzman

5 ай бұрын

I literally applauded when Fuhad said "You can't do ANYTHING" 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂

In a black US gathering.....that 45mins is about right. Hugs, Kisses, jokes(roasting) and last min gossip. Especially if anyone follows you out to the car😂

Ellis's face, I think he's going to go hard on this challenge and his silence says everything. Fuhad says he's the most underestimated but I think Ellis is planning to surprise the whole gang with this one. I can't wait to see how it plays out. I'm looking forward to hearing some brazzzy excuses over the next 8 weeks, god help the studio if James dont win this one 😂😂

We need a part 2 of the most unhinged thing to get someone's attention 😂😂😂

@laurenallingham3367

5 ай бұрын

Agreed! I missed this one on their insta 😂

The dilemma guy really said, "Here's one I made earlier" 😂😂😂

“Ran is the verb”… least sexy point of the day.

“What’s his name??” “Mr. Hooha mr. Shitty boy” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 noooooo those two lines back to back had me laugh tear up and get a headache 😂😂😂😂

TEACHER FUHAD!!!!🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 Swapping boards is best practices for your class.🤣

I introduced my ex to the show when we were still together, when we broke up I stopped watching the pod for about two months. IT WAS THE WORST TWO MONTHS OF MY LIFE, I eventually managed to recover and I really underrated the level of joy Fuhad and James bring me on a weekly basis. SnG makes my world whole. ♥

@abiola33

5 ай бұрын

Honestly, I hear that lol. One dude I was dating for a bit put me onto this podcast. When we stopped seeing each other, I bounced from the podcast as it reminded me of him too much. I was then missing the episodes badly, so I came right back! Now I'm good for watching these again 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

@PettyCrochet

5 ай бұрын

Relatable 😂. I don't know if he (my ex) still watches or not

@Amber-ox8zy

5 ай бұрын

PLEEEEEEASE TRY A WAY TO WRITE IN JUST TO SAY FUCK HIM

55:13 -Fuhads gasps get me rolling everytime

The thought of what that "shitty boy" would have had to go thought, absolutely sent me. Where was he showering after crapping himself from the beat down, after witnessing his woman being destroyed 😮 😂😂😂😂 I tell you, I LOVE the delivery of you guys, the bounce off is real "pause" 😂🤣😂🤣

Tell me why the new segment had me screaming NEO...THE MATRIX!!! This whole episode had me in tears! Loved it!

@chinosojude984

5 ай бұрын

Brooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

@6620bruce

5 ай бұрын

Took way to long for them to get "who am i"

@nkyampz

5 ай бұрын

The Hoover on the belly gave me the hint

@blanketsleepy

5 ай бұрын

@@nkyampz me too! Not going to lie, the first chapter had me guessing. But the minute he said the vacuuming of the belly, i knew immediately.

@wildveganmama6388

5 ай бұрын

Seriously!!!! Was driving me crazy!!!!

Best line in entire Episode. I burst out laughing Fuhad: "Women don't fear God!"😅

I'm trying to picture James doing a Dougie dance battle😂😂

the way they amp up each others imagined scenarios & then get mad together, gets me everytime 🤣🤣🤣

The minute he said “rave” I was yelling “NEO FROM THE MATRIX” 😂😂😂

@oluwatobilobaoguntona

5 ай бұрын

yeah!😂

“how many Drake songs do you know” 😂😂😂 bro went full beige

"What the fuck ever Rem" had me dying!!!! I love seeing Rem & Ellis now, such an upgrade.

Im over here screaming matrix right after the start of chapter 2.🤣🤣

I was screaming “THE MATRIX!!!” “NEOOOO!!” ”WHY IS IT TAKING THEM SO LONG TO GUESS THIS?!”

@princess_rez1520

5 ай бұрын

Same!

@daynaclemons8626

5 ай бұрын

FACTS

@wmichel8919

5 ай бұрын

I've never seen the movie and had the answer at the end of round 2.

@arundhatibhardwaj4647

4 ай бұрын

Infuriating

@nickiejones1329

4 ай бұрын

Bruhhhhh I was so aggravated

That was not a dilemma, just pure delulu. PS. I am almost sure that the hospital did not give her gonorrhea. I got 4/5 btw... Ireland! Thanks guys for another enjoyable episode. Hi Rem!

29:01 😂😂😂 James hurt by everyone laughing

Who am I and back to school have immediately become my two favourite segments. These man don’t miss

I’m in fear of the day they read a story or a tweet and I know it’s taking about me 😂

Bro there has gotta be a rehab for being addicted to you guys cause DAMN.

@goldynnchyna

5 ай бұрын

I am hooked!!! I’m half British now!

@odenehonana5524

5 ай бұрын

Same yoh😂😂😂😢

@Ryshaad

5 ай бұрын

@@goldynnchynathe fact I use their slang now is proof enough 😂

Bruh back to school humbled me so badly 😭

I can’t believe he just said a dance offf😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 no way! On some you got served type shit!😂

Never heard Fuhad laugh so hard. That Toby toilet bit made him laugh from his toes.

@miriam2837

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

I've been screaming Neo at the screen since half of chapter 1 you man!!! 😂😂😂 36:43

One of the best videos of the New Year so far!

I truly love your podcast it gives me such joy and laughs. Honestly appreciate the kind and genuine personality you all give ❤🥹

Love that spontaneous "Legend of the Rent" from everyone. I've never loved this show more 😂❤

The bromance is top notch 😂😂

Honestly, the way I’ve been binging the show is absolutely wild. Love you guys so much! 😂😂😂

James has me saying “ rarrrrrrrr “ every sentence 😭😭😭

James saying "F$ck Ireland" with such ferocity LMAO

As an American, I’m quite proud of knowing Belfast was the answer 😂. 5 out of 5 right!

@skyecoleman5449

5 ай бұрын

I tried. lol

@mjwest4968

5 ай бұрын

Same!!!!!

@jihanamani322

5 ай бұрын

Same

@johntonssen7231

4 ай бұрын

Did you know that ‘southern’ Ireland is not the name of ‘Ireland’ though? Also ‘southern’ Ireland extends further north than Northern Ireland? Northern Ireland is also not a recognised region. It has no flag. It’s considered occupied space by a foreign invader. Like Russia in Ukraine or Israel in Palestine. British people are seen (rightfully so) as the evil bad guys. Every year they march through Irish streets banging war drums, flying banners and then burn Irish flags/effigies of Irish icons. Imagine if Chinese people marched through American streets banging drums waving CCP flags, then reached a bonfire where they burnt American flags and effigies of presidents/celebrities.. Every year. British people do that. Also half of Northern Ireland is British. Not even close to ‘half of Ireland’ is British. 90% of the island is Irish. Ireland is not in the UK

You can’t even pause that response to the first confession 😂😂

The Dilemma is WILDDDD !!!! I chuckle every time Fuhad says “performerrrr”

Bro that dilemma just kept going! I did not know what you was going to say next 😂

I love, love, love when the man says I can't think of anything that I did to get attention...but because I know my life and I know me ..I Know that I have done something.🤣 ❤

Not going to lie this podcast is turning into a game show 😂😂😂😂😂

“I don’t need anything” 😭🙏🏾🔥I love that.

the way james summarised that dilemma has me screaming😂😂😂😂😂

That F Ireland tho 😂😂😂😂😂

@XDseeya

5 ай бұрын

my home😭😭

@alexanderadepoju8282

5 ай бұрын

Why does it say you posted this 22 hours ago when the vid came out 50 mins ago

@veiddimaddur8354

5 ай бұрын

​@@alexanderadepoju8282 Patreon supporters get the episodes early

I absolutely adore these guys. I can't get enough. Why didn't I find them sooner. I find myself saying a lot of what they say all the time now. Haha.

Their faces when Northern Ireland came up all simultaneously went 😳😟 I am screaming 😂

That Rem giggle in the background is hilarious 😂

Irish goodbye is the way forward, My nanny’s 80th the other week, my family is active, after session after the function room ended up in my nanny’s house, 3:30am came around, I was sitting at the table with everyone, stood up and just walked out, everyone assumed I went to the bathroom, I walked home, didn’t say a word

Why I’m always so happy my answers to Back To School are correct 😭😭 when I’m a whole teacher lmao

Yoo the way i was screaming "NEO" from the "martix" is mad

The school of rock moment killed me😂😂😂😂

I couldnt have screamed NEOOOOOO any louder!!! 🤣🤣🤣 The belly button part gave it away!

The way I was screaming NEOOOOOO during the “who am I segment”. 😂😂😂 40:33

That little school of rock moments made me love you guys forever

Today is my birthday and I'm happy to spend an hour of it with these guys🎉Sending all the love ❤

@skandalbrate7946

5 ай бұрын

Happy birthday G ❤️

@yvonne3902

5 ай бұрын

happy birthday!!!!

@Jacqueline0221

5 ай бұрын

Happy Birthday 🥳🖤

@extracheesepl0x

5 ай бұрын

Happy Birthday!! May the Lord bless you with all you pray for and more. 😁

@botanicalitus4194

5 ай бұрын

have a wonderful b day!

James is an excellent story teller. I knew what it was after Chapter 1 but it was great how you laid it out.

The way I screamed ”NEO!!” when James said he went to a rave in charter one. 😂

Yall was killing me wit Neo! 😂😂😂... I was: "NEO NEOOOOOOO!" 😂