If James starts skateboarding and then on one episode has a broken leg or arm, I will laugh ENDLESSLY 😭

@SuperAtoti

Жыл бұрын

Not endlessly

@connoristheone

Жыл бұрын

@@SuperAtoti you're dryer than burnt toast

@markville1061

Жыл бұрын

@@connoristheone not burnt 🤣

@NC4E

Жыл бұрын

I swear

@threednb

Жыл бұрын

A lot of ifs here bro

James is always ready to share something embarrassing about himself, he’s so real 😭💀

@zion30164

Жыл бұрын

onm😭

@raizelcortez3219

Жыл бұрын

That’s one thing I love about him. Not only because the stories are hilarious, but also because like…..most people refuse to tell anything embarrassing from their lives because they’re afraid it will make them look bad or people will look at them differently, or whatever other reasons they have. But James?? He understands that it’s in the PAST. It has no bearing on his current life, and doesn’t care. They’re funny so he shares them. I think it’s VERY attractive because it’s mature, and shows he’s secure in himself.

@martineneillagateka5779

Жыл бұрын

I knowww

@shellbelz

Жыл бұрын

Love James for this ❤️😂

"...gold on your black skin! That's juuuuuicy!" 😂😂😂😂 The way they gas each other is so dope!

@rolishasmall3900

Жыл бұрын

Yessss I love it !!!!

@iLydz

Жыл бұрын

This took me out! 🤣🤣🤣

@mayaarroyoburton7840

Жыл бұрын

I'm weeeaaakkk 😂

@jacknapyer

Жыл бұрын

He says it so many times too i love it 😂😂😂💀

@gloriagaribay8679

Жыл бұрын

Jewelry can stay on bc that sexy!! I’m ded!!😹😹💌

The way James gets so defensive and passionate about things kills me every time 😭😭

@_AmikaC_

Жыл бұрын

"Why do you get to be side dude"... "I'll be your li'l main". 😂😂😂😂😂😂

If James or fuhad end a scenario with "That could never happen to me/ I could never hear that" you know the story triggered them 😂😂😂😂

The Asthma one is dangerous because not everyone has the same type of inhalers or doses😂😂

@cupidshuffles8498

Жыл бұрын

I was just thinking about this I was like now what if he use hers and his skin start turning blue what then

@Lintlenthati

Жыл бұрын

@@cupidshuffles8498 don’t kill me that was too funny😂😂😂

@NC4E

Жыл бұрын

@@cupidshuffles8498 then she pulls out his real one and has to leave

@lilmama_2fly680

Жыл бұрын

I had a friend in College who had severe asthma and she didn't own an inhaler and asked to use mine (mine is pretty much non-existent but I still keep one just in case)

@ukan.536

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, it wasn't funny at all.

James chinning the Tshirt for the quickie and Fuhad saying “MUCKY” has me in tears 😭

Fuhad definitely folds his clothes before a quickie.. ‘one moment babe’ as he puts one sock in each shoe 😂😂😂 the chin tuck though I’m dying 😂😂

@HSmith-rc2xn

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

How are these 2 not in the acting industry, cause nah , their roleplaying has me laughing out loud to the point where my parents are shouting "is everything ok there"from another room

@precedencendlovu3043

Жыл бұрын

Lol same 😂😂

There are 26 bones in your foot. Lots of opportunities to break in 3 places. Also, James saying he'd grow out his hair b/c white ppl want to touch it is hilarious. 😂

@azshadow32

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. I rolled my ankle so bad one time that it severely sprained two large ligaments and it popped the bone a bone out of place on the toe by the little toe. The doctor was amazed I had a "triple break" as he said, and made me hobble over to the xray to see how badly I hurt myself. Had to wear a boot for 3 mos.🫥

@MissTeaq

Жыл бұрын

I knew someone would say this!!! 🏆

The quickie breakdown had me snorting my tea😂😂

@Dandeemandesign

Жыл бұрын

That was real talk, I was dying 😂 😭

@lepoetress

Жыл бұрын

Had me rolling then James came in with a demonstration .... I was HOWLING 😂😂😂😂😂

I don’t think these man understand how QUICKLY I drop everything and watch the whole ting, literally makes my Mondays🥹❤️

@Shinairify

Жыл бұрын

They make Mondays easier

James loves to paint pictures and tell stories 🤣🤣🤣

I feel like James is always moments away from telling us he's bi

@monisworldforever2839

Жыл бұрын

OMG I thought the same thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@every1lovesmeeee

Жыл бұрын

👀👀👀

@loveschile7339

Жыл бұрын

The way he was looking an ole boy when he said the gold on your black skin...that look was lingering....

@busywithbecca

Жыл бұрын

The vibe I get is that's he's super proud of their friendship and Fuhad is actually his BEST FRIEND in the real sense of the word and in those kinds of friendships, you're so comfortable you're saying the weirdest shit with no worry that you'll be judged...I think he gets carried away with his bants and forgets they're being recorded😄

@bubblebobblefullthrottle

Жыл бұрын

@@loveschile7339 Lingering 🤭😂😂

"....And how is he not killing everyone??" James is hysterical I swear 😂😂

@ThatCrippledArtist

2 ай бұрын

I had the same question cuz I would too 😂

I love James and his intrusive thoughts that man will say ANYTHING lmaooooo

The way Fuhad's eyes twinkle when he reads something treacherous 😍🤣🤣😂

"Why is he not killing everyone?" I swear James was a psycho in a past life 😂😂😂😂

@BaebaeW

Жыл бұрын

I’m thinking he was a serial killer.

@madmank7881

Жыл бұрын

I feel like most men would think the same thing

@StillARose

Жыл бұрын

Past? 😂

@haddingtoniangcp2464

Жыл бұрын

@@StillARose yeah in his Jack the Ripper days 🤣🤣

Joining the church group for your crush that ghosted you is crazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

"I'm tired of wasting nuts" is where I lost it 😂

55:19 I literally turned into Fuhad James: That’s when I would start stroking you off for revenge 🥸 Me: PARDON?!?! I lost my entire breath laughing at this one 😂

@howlwhat4498

Жыл бұрын

💀

@honeyfuego__2596

Жыл бұрын

🤣😅🤣

@kikialeaki1850

Жыл бұрын

“I’ll be your little main”

My New Year's resolution is to Actively Try. No more wondering. No more researching. No more pinning on Pinterest or saving things on Insta wondering if I could ever. Nope. I'm getting up and actively trying it.

@stevendalloesingh1214

Жыл бұрын

Try wut ._.

@reeserichards9283

Жыл бұрын

@@stevendalloesingh1214 Wild stuff, like scrapbooking and baking cookies.

@2crisp63

Жыл бұрын

@@reeserichards9283 Baking cookies is the wildest thing you can do

@reeserichards9283

Жыл бұрын

@@2crisp63 Wildest thing I can do so far. Just wait til I start baking bread. It's over.

@abn_tj2207

10 ай бұрын

@@reeserichards9283I love the commitment reply to his comment

We NEED a part 2c for the wife invites side man to anniversary

@junglekxngtalksanime

Жыл бұрын

Fr bro, SO MUCH INFO IS MISSING

@malkshayke

Жыл бұрын

FR THO LIKE THAT CANT BE IT

Yooooooo when James said “gold chain on your black skin… JUICYYYY” I literally howleddd 😂😂

James said that gold on your black skin🤣😂God,James loves Fuhad😂😂

9:32 1am hand lotion run is wild James. The stories where people make a attempt and wake up somewhere else got me dieing.

@morteez_

Жыл бұрын

Was just thinking about the 1 am lotion run 😂

@Msttma1

Жыл бұрын

Lol this was my exact comment

I know a girl who wrote a massive poem out, and when I say poem I mean a hyper-emotional rant but the end of each sentence rhymed, sent it to her man after he broke her up with her and he replied: "You get emo at night, huh" Mate. Brutal. Just fucking brutal. Poem was mad too, like 2 sides of A4.

@MsLola1030

Жыл бұрын

😅🤣😂

@junglekxngtalksanime

Жыл бұрын

EMO😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

@DrAlchem01

Жыл бұрын

Pure pain 😂 she should have sent it to the group chat first. The Council could have saved her the embarrassment

@mahdiyason7209

Жыл бұрын

Send poem

@bmoore1908

Жыл бұрын

@@DrAlchem01would’ve created a separate group chat just to have a laugh about it and quote it later on when she’s over it

"shepherd of the devil" had me rolling🤣🤣🤣🤣

@destaedwards

Жыл бұрын

This line 🤣🤣🤣

James “fuck me” 😅😅😅 James role play actions be killing me 😂😂😂😂😂

@heyitsshay6058

Жыл бұрын

His voice is high. 🤣

Stroking the side piece for revenge was crazy 😭😭 I was gasping for air lmao

Was on a date with a guy. On the way home from the club he tried to show off and said. "Wanna see me do a backflip? I'm like Spider-man." He ran down the sidewalk a bit and did 3 backflips. Straight INTO A CUNSTRUCTION SIGN!! Knocked himself out cold. He woke up about 2min later, said he had to go, and he ghosted after that. 😂😂😂

@Carpathianpixie

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kui_maina

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@deejai1173

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

@Trombonegoddess86

Жыл бұрын

I would have been impressed despite him knocking himself out because I can’t even do a back flip, so who am I to judge? 😂

Gotta love Monday funday

@fizafiza1982

Жыл бұрын

Helll yesssss

James you KNOW you weren’t in Tesco buying no “hand lotion” at 1 am!! 😂😂😂 I respect it tho, keep it safe 🤭😉

" The Gold on yuh black skin.... that's juiccyy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭 Listen, James is always onto something because it sure is 😏😏😏

Y'all 😂🤣😂 the patois on "Need U Bad" wasn't Missy or Jazmine 😂🤣 It was Pepa from Salt n' Pepa. She's of Jamaican descent.

@yvonneclemente9064

Жыл бұрын

U just put me on.🤯 that song is in rotation on my daily playlist and I was listening yesterday wondering who that was and too lazy to look it up

@K3yoshee

Жыл бұрын

This is the comment I was searching for.

@Suspishus

10 ай бұрын

Searched through a lotta comments to see if anyone cleared this up 7mo ago. 😂 Thank you!

Am I the only one who always tries to see which sneakers they're rocking through the reflection of the fridge 😹 mans never disappoint❤️

@zseyon82

Жыл бұрын

I can't unsee it. 😂😂❤❤

These guys actually work every Monday they have not taken 1 break since. Inspirational for real guyssss

@00:22:00 - love how James's is sharing his goal to stop watching less porn and build more real in-person connections - that takes courage - serious man balls!! and Fuhad is so supportive of this goal - hear it in his laughter - he is gassed for James!!

why does james' skateboarding fantasy remind me of his caramel convos, i think it's just his vivid fantasy life

When I was 13 my crush asked to use my phone to call home. Later on I called the number saying “I was wondering whose number this is.” We had a convo which I thought meant it was all good. I called the next day.. he told my brother I was weird and to delete the number out my phone. EMBARRASSING haha

@LadyAngela678

Жыл бұрын

😂

@bohemianflower8707

Жыл бұрын

I would have to move and change my name

James: Says the most violent and crazy things in a scenario he made up with Fuhad Also James: So this was a short and sweet one, great episode, bye guys :)

‘The Gold on your Black skin’ has me crying real tears 💀

I love how James does all this big man talk then looks like a little boy talking about girls being good at skateboarding. That's what i'm here for.

I love James logic to everything 😂😂😂

58:00 I’m crying 😂😂 James is petty enough to go through with it

“You’re a shepherd of the devil and you’re evil!” - 😂😂😂 I’m dead

@nonjabuloabigailtshibi1149

Жыл бұрын

Lol I died laughing when he said that. not many people picked up on that

On your black skin 😂😂😂😭😂 nah you guys I'm legit LOL in the train.. the people be looking at me like im crazy

Sometimes I don't think James realises how he funny he is 😂 As an asthmatic the inhaler hiding would be scary! Lol

"that's strike one" best line of the episode. Funny as always

James saying the gold chain on your BLACK Skin😂😂😂😭😭

“Shepard of the devil” she had a foolproof plan! 😂

So I tried listening to the podcast, but the visual is so much better! I had to stop listening to this episode to come here and watch it 😂! You guys are the highlight of my day. Keep up the great work!

The bit about the main and side dude killed me. As a proud petty queen if I was the main and it was another girl? I would be that petty without a doubt. Love the re-enactments!

The asthma one was risky💀. Someone said "crazy part is she thought it was cute" and that sweeted me as Fuhad would say🤣🤣🤣

@stevendalloesingh1214

Жыл бұрын

That sounded like a night of Netflix and Possibly Die.

James story at the end finished me man!! 😂😂

Guys, abstaining from porn and fap is life changing. Been porn free since late 2020 and I’ve gone 13+ months without fapping. It will take dozens of tries (It’s taken me a few years to get steady). But it’s definitely life hanging and I recommend it to every guy 💯

James needs to write a book or screenplay about his experiences/exploits, the role playing these 2 do , I CANNOT TAKE it 😂😂😂😂#bromance❤

NOT HIM SAYING YUCK TO HER BREAKING HER FOOT IM DEAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The face James made when he did the T-shirt chin tuck was so hilarious and real! James and Fuhad should write books, plays, or something!!!! 😂😂

I adore your chemistry and your laughter. You guys are such beautiful men, and the best part, you make me laugh. ❤️😘😍🤣

I give myself a resolution to accomplish every year that's in line with my long term goals. I started in 2019 and it gets done every year. Give yourself a realistic goal and just focus and do it, making it your number 1 priority. Everything else in your life (the excuses you give yourself) will work themselves out.

grinding even on new years what legends

Believing in Santa works out for children because they aren't expected to give anyone Christmas gifts. If adults believed in Santa, no gifts would be exchanged.

Fuhad smacking himself on the shoulder and James saying that's Joosie!! 🤣😭

I think James gives me a reason to question his sexually every episode 😂😂😂

@veiddimaddur8354

8 ай бұрын

He's a passionate dude. Fair play to him he's a real one

@karlandbarrett5045

8 ай бұрын

Churps churps churps

The ending was seriously the funniest moment in this show I’ve ever seen. “F*** me, f*** me” lmfaoooo

I am so glad to hear James talk about abstaining from porn. I am about 2 months porn free and I have never felt better. If you are considering dropping porn then do it, you won't regret it.

@shuksfaith

7 ай бұрын

So what do you do when you’re in the mood randomly one night? What helps?

@andiward7068

7 ай бұрын

toss off. Porn should be an accessory, not a necessity. Constant exposure to anything desensitizes one to that thing, changing the body's physiological responses. Reading porn activates different brain regions than watching it and has shown increased stamina while with a partner compared to those who view it.

Crying about the BMX foot bit 😭 you know how many joints and bones there are to break in a single foot??

Lol James is soo real 🤣 😂 ..his resolutions cracking me up 😂

mine is to focus completely on myself. meditation, education, exercise, etc etc and i started early in december so im already on my way. bought all my nutrients which im getting any day now, 8 days straight on my daily workouts, and reading all the shakespeare plays. got them in both adudio and physical form

Am I the only one that expects the episode to drop at 00:01 every fluffing Monday?!? Imma be checking my stupid phone 16 times an hour waiting for the giggles🤦🏻‍♀️ I need a better life.. or not.

@ripfumeloloyrahmikhari1844

Жыл бұрын

" when did you realize you needed to get your life in order " 🤣🤣kidding

@thePanda_huma

Жыл бұрын

@@ripfumeloloyrahmikhari1844 🤣🤣chirps a ting in the comments

Love how they look at each other bffgoals🫶 blessings all through 2023🙏 ❤️🇨🇦

21:41 Highlight reels far surpasses porn visuals. Can’t even compare. Plus this whole conversation and into the quickie set-up took me out! I was dying! DYING!!! 💀You guys never fail to completely crack me up every time! Never a bad show. Never a bad segment even! Please keep up the great work!

Timbaland is also responsible for Ginuwine, Ciara, 2nd 1/2 of Aaliyah & Keri Hilson prior to her getting canceled by the beehive.

Sex & comedy is literally one of my favourite combos, can’t wait to see what your next episode is saying

Nah we need a scenario compilation 😂😂

Happy new year guys , hope 2023 gets you to that number 1# podcast slot

9:34 1 am for hand lotion he went by that to quick 😂

James' laugh always makes me laugh🤣

Mondays are only better when shxtsngig drop 🙏🏾

Found out they had a YT after consistently watching TikToks IM SO HAPPY

That last couple minutes had me rolling. JAMESSS STOP 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

THIS INTRO😭😭 Thats strike one😭😭 Her day would be RATTLED

"You're a shepherd of the devil, you're EVIL!" 🤣😂🤣

James getting excited about skateboarding is genuinely cute af and I know he won't appreciate that because it wasn't the aim 😂

after a long time following and supporting, one of my responses finally made it to the pod 😂 2023 is looking well for me

"Give saz a break" Sweeeeeeted me bro

@mej2nice.gaming

Жыл бұрын

What does sweeted mean lol ? Can’t clock u.k slang

The wife and side thing story was... 😘 😂😂😂

James needs to start his skateboarding journey, there are plenty of adults that learnt how to skate in their late 20's its never too late to start

@inutsiaqpetersen9274

10 ай бұрын

Aint bro mid 30s

This episode was stunning👌 Solving the threesome conundrum with the most intense game of Gay Chicken🐔 James's passionate scream at 59:11 😂😂

Only just fell on this channel, got a bit sick of American podcasts but this hits the spot, thanks fellas!

Spontaneous ting!! James and his t-shirt chin-tuck had me rolling. Fuhad!!

“The gold on your black skin is juicy!” Definitely top 5 quotes ever!!

Praying my future husband watches ShxtsnGigs ❤❤

I read all these comments in a British accent 🤣😂🥰

@73starrdiva

Жыл бұрын

Same, love!🤣🤣🤣

Just happened to come across this show today and I can confidently say that it’s definitely my new favorite.

Im laughing but I’m also taking mental notes 😭💀

Feeling a bit sad but SnG, brings it everytime

Literaly the only thing that makes me smile,Thank you guys and Happy New year☺

Thanks for this b’day present guys! Can’t wait to sit down and watch this 😁🔥

@kikimarriott8707

Жыл бұрын

Happy birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈