Comment below to let me know what horrible thing I should eat seven hundred of next year for charity.

@larrylaffer3246

10 ай бұрын

If it's even still manufactured, Buckley's Miracle Elixir. It had to be the most disgusting cough syrup concocted by man. It even says so on the package.

@Bec-Son

10 ай бұрын

Dr peppers and their knock off Doctors, like professor thunder. edit: fun idea for it, dress as scientists/doctors and drink it from a measuring volume glass

@angel-logic9102

10 ай бұрын

Can jello eat jello or is that cannibalism?!?!?!

@atruepanda1782

10 ай бұрын

Maybe those protein shakes that you see all those buff people advertising as a way to lose weight and eat pizza at the same time. Although those aren’t even designed to taste good so that might be too much.

@omegacat009

10 ай бұрын

Peanut butter (if you're not allergic)

My favorite part is when half through the video Jello turns into an eccentric Victorian lemonade baron with a deep seeded hatred for his son.

@arandomperson12345

10 ай бұрын

Fyi, it's deep-seated, not deep-seeded

@RaLiChu

10 ай бұрын

You know you've reviewed too many lemonades if you start to develop lore behind all of the terrible drinks

@fricketyfrackgettfback

10 ай бұрын

@@RaLiChu that's just Jello tbh. He lives for lore

@HartxStarr

10 ай бұрын

@@arandomperson12345it’s seeded. because lemons.

@ratteer

10 ай бұрын

27:02

I would love a “who killed lord Remington” board game where all the murder weapons are the bad lemonades.

@wahoodotwav

7 ай бұрын

the swoon pink lemonade from last year is a sledgehammer

@samlewis6487

7 ай бұрын

You can find items that help you find clues and one of them is the candle lemonade.

@genericuser984

7 ай бұрын

while i follow the belief that Lord Remington has become immune to poison through bad lemonade tasting, i also believe it would be hilariously ironic for a lemonade so terrible, so foul, so _wrong_ that the late head of the Remington estate simply dies on the spot

@kingwing7952

6 ай бұрын

Of course, there would be scooby doo references galore.

@clip3844

6 ай бұрын

​@@samlewis6487candle-monade....

Jello: shakes bottle Bottle: explodes Jello: "WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS???"

@Emily-tv1iz

2 ай бұрын

Listen Lord Remington is a man from 19-aught-6, he doesn’t understand carbonation 😂

So in the first video, Jello had a joke where he was like "this is the 40th experiment... it has to taste like strawberry! DO YOU TASTE LIKE STRAWBERRY?" and the lemonade responds with "FATHER, KILL ME" "DAMN! DAMN!" The voice he used was the Lord Remington voice. So, I am led to believe that this video is actually a prequel. In the future, Lord Remington will go mad and capture his son Geoffrey, and use him in twisted science experiments that turn him into Living Lemonade.

@rynemcgriffin1752

8 ай бұрын

The Lord Remington lore goes deeper and deeper

@DramaLlamaTheatrics

8 ай бұрын

So the lore of only cans?

@R0manDemig0d

8 ай бұрын

I assumed it was a sequel, and the deep seated hatred stemmed from the fact that after all those failed attempts Lord Remington finally managed to create himself a son out of lemonade and yet said son is somehow incapable of making good lemonade and is a complete disappointment

@yourmomsjorts

7 ай бұрын

actually, I believe this to be the sequel. his thirst for strawberry hath not be quenched yet, and the only fruits of his experimental labor is his failure, gambling son. the spawn of strawberry sufferage.

@wahoodotwav

7 ай бұрын

okay im gonna be Abnormal about the implied lore for a lemonade-themed joke character with only a voice here BUT personally i think this is a sequel because A: lord remmington is first mentioned doing wacky shit with lemonade in the first stream and the mad scientist sounds ever-so-slightly different, and B: if the scientist was the same man as Lord Remmington, the idea of geoffrey being an accidental creation in the pursuit of a lemonade empire is honestly kinda funnier to me. Geoffrey, My Failure Of A Child, Born Of Artificial Strawberry And A Lack Of Morals

"And they were like 'No, fuck off.'" Calypso really is living up to the brand name.

@turner15

10 ай бұрын

I got that reference!

@MutatedIce1

10 ай бұрын

Haha mythology joke

@MutatedIce1

10 ай бұрын

maybe pjo joke?

@ndt_dynamite2247

10 ай бұрын

Is it fooking minging?

@theseerllama

3 ай бұрын

SUCK YE DADS!!

I like to imagine Lord Remington's father makes the alcoholic drinks and thinks his son is a disappointment just as much as Lord Remington thinks Geoffrey is a disappointment.

@lilaniloxi

10 ай бұрын

generational lemonade-related trauma arc for the remington family???

@theshamanite

10 ай бұрын

True story, Geoffrey hooks up with the eldest daughter of the Lipton family and they go dutch on a family legacy, made famous by their descendant Arnold Palmer

@mervelloyd7439

10 ай бұрын

The Remington line has been making shitty lemonade for over five generations

@monroerobbins7551

10 ай бұрын

Yeah, cause if we recall, Lord Remmington decided to stir lemonade with a whole-ass pickle.

@jojonoa3590

10 ай бұрын

All this Lord Remington lore is better than anything in the Silmarillion

I love it when jello describes flavors because he always starts like "Have you ever been stabbed by a clown?" And it always just makes sense.

@thebudderblock2149

2 ай бұрын

"It is like be stabbed by a clown with a balloon knife, and the rubber and blood mix along with flower water from it's pin. 3."

"Have you ever been downwind of a decomposing Muppet on a hot summer's day after a rainstorm, with the smell of petrichor emanating from the drying earth? That's what this tastes like, three out of five, I could drink that if you gave it to me." - Jello, with a gun to his back and his family in the audience

@Vulpilux

4 ай бұрын

Euugh! That description was so vivid that I can almost taste it. And that is NOT a three.

@ExpandDong420

4 ай бұрын

​@vulpiluxvonbeaglesteincii.9706 you're right, that's a 6

@keysmash_roa

3 ай бұрын

Muppet in the sense of the characters or the sense of the British insult

@hazeltree7738

3 ай бұрын

@@keysmash_roa Both.

@NoOne-jx6hw

2 ай бұрын

Both presumably

Fun fact: Panera CHARGED LEMONADE has 260mg of caffeine in it per 20oz cup. A cup of tea averages to be about 47, and a cup of coffee is about 100. Imagine a lemonade with the pure power of two coffees and a cup of tea in one, and they DON'T LIST THE CAFFEINE ON THE DAMN LABEL! we should have not let this happen!

@KyunaCookies

10 ай бұрын

That's insne absolutely fucking insane

@endofsmallsanctuary2229

10 ай бұрын

wow! that sounds illegal!

@Ketsu112

10 ай бұрын

awfulness be damned my college campus has a panera and a free drinks club, those shits get me through some assignments

@Mr.Brothybear

10 ай бұрын

meanwhile PRIME with 300mg of caffeine

@OhNoBohNo

10 ай бұрын

Time to have my drink that could incapacitate a small horse for $12.99, oh *BOY* !

My family is Caribe and I'm here to tell you that "Morninga" is not Horse Radish, but in fact something way worse. I tasted the seeds of the Morninga once and almost projectile vomited unto the person that gave it to me. In fact, all the ingredients in that "Droplet pretty balanced" are all herbs that I've seen my great grandparents use to help cows give birth easier! 🙂

@mcfarofinha134

10 ай бұрын

yeah, Idk if they the same, but a lot of those ingredients sounded like old timey crap my grandma's bablorixa would prescribe lmao

@cxddlxbxnny

10 ай бұрын

If it's Moringa, it might be a tree? I know the leaves are eaten as vegetables and used in savory soups and things.

@JelloApocalypse

10 ай бұрын

Y'know I honestly spent about 20 minutes researching this to see if I could just leave it in the video unedited, and SO many sources were just like "Eh, they're basically the same thing, dw about it" so I left it as is. Also, either way, should NOT be in lemonade.

@junktruck

10 ай бұрын

​@@JelloApocalypse well at least you'll have a happy healthy calf

@caspianprice7009

10 ай бұрын

@@junktruck HORRIBLE REPLY!! :D

The idea of an Oil Barron-esque character but instead of oil it's lemon and lemonade is a character needed in my life as a semi consistent villain in a kids show

@cyberpupplays

9 ай бұрын

YES!!

@guggelguggel7491

3 ай бұрын

I remember there being an old donald duck comic strip with this as a punchline

@samuellillge9319

2 ай бұрын

Lord Remington is my favorite Word Girl villain.

@darienb1127

25 күн бұрын

The character is just Jello in a tophat and monocle.

Jello's Lord Remington voice slowly fading away as he describes a lemonade and then coming back when he remembers he's doing a bit *is way funnier than it has any right to be*

Jello: "this tastes like if you hung pizza on an old timey clothesline and let it sit out for a few days" Also Jello: *goes in for another drink*

@The_Nailsmith

10 ай бұрын

53:41

@toddelmsworth640

10 ай бұрын

What I love is that he could’ve just said “rotten pizza” but he went the extra mile for a narrative

I love how Jello likes normal drinks this time, and last time his favorites were pool, blood, candle and melted jolly ranchers

@CommanderFuckwit

10 ай бұрын

Then again, there *was* shampoo and mustard...

@rynemcgriffin1752

10 ай бұрын

@@CommanderFuckwitAnd not like one tastes like mustard, he literally just drank mustard

@pyrosianheir

10 ай бұрын

Don't forget the 4 that he said tasted like Soap. :D

@O.Kproductions

9 ай бұрын

To be fair, melted jolly ranchers go hard

@verydepressed2363

9 ай бұрын

@@O.Kproductions touché

can't wait to tune in to "every flavor candle" where Jello eats wax the entire stream

@frostplays155

2 ай бұрын

if he doesn't I will

@blakksheep736

2 ай бұрын

​@@frostplays155 don't.

@Happy-Toaster

10 күн бұрын

@@blakksheep736 nah, let em cook

*Lord Remmingon shaking around sparkling lemonade aggressively* *Lemonade explodes when opened* 'IV BEEN TRICKED AGAIN!!!'

I'm WAY too invested in the Lemonade Baron storyline. Will the Baron ever approve of the drinks? Can Geoffrey overcome his father's disapproval and create a truly functional beverage? My heart yearns for answers

@Ghostrecall_M

10 ай бұрын

No, the son is forever a dissapointment to the lemon bloodline.

@sideways5153

10 ай бұрын

The lemon wizard will show up on the grounds of the estate and a groundskeeper will ask him why he’s wearing a hard hat lol

@oreganoed8913

10 ай бұрын

I’m mostly just worried about Geoffrey’s health he has every single disease.

@darnit16

10 ай бұрын

Because I'm half-asleep, what was the relation between Geoffrey and Lord Remington? Because I recall Lord Remington last year offering someone a lemonade with juniper berries and natural flavors stirred with a warm pickle from his pocket. (The one that had Cream of Tartar).

@Catterjeeo

10 ай бұрын

@@darnit16 Geoffrey is Lord Remington's son and a miserable failure who cannot even create a functional lemonade, wasting away the family's fortune.

Jello really knows what his audience wants sequels to: lemonade reviews and Pokémon terrorists.

@lilz_relixx5913

10 ай бұрын

Why are they so good though?!

@aaronparsons5201

10 ай бұрын

YESSSSSSS

@racconkiler1645

10 ай бұрын

And capitalism

@dustin202

10 ай бұрын

@@lilz_relixx5913because he knows how to improvise and talk, he is the ideal DND player

@Jaydee-wd7wr

10 ай бұрын

And “The enthralling adventures of the Inter-dimensional Realtor!”, now with depression!

It's nothing less than a thrill to see Jello trying all of these rare and exotic lemonade variants, like Chicanery and Wait That's Just Mustard.

@hanto1614

9 ай бұрын

can't forget the krafts mac and cheese one

@blakksheep736

9 ай бұрын

Also "It tastes like a candle (affectionate)" Vs "It tastes like a candle (derogatory)".

@donutholebandit6212

7 ай бұрын

Mustard can be a type of lemonade...

@user-ib6of5nl5v

2 ай бұрын

Let's not forget about the flavours "postage stamp", "Nothing™️ (with a bad after-taste)", "Brisk "Juice Drink!"", "Butter Water", and "Functional Beverage™️"!

@blakksheep736

2 ай бұрын

​@@user-ib6of5nl5v add "Cherry Blade Limeade"!

Someone else did this on the last video and I appreciated it so much, I did it this time lol 5. (It's Great!) Sparkling ICE Cherry Limeade Jinky's Cafe Frozen Mint Lemonade 7-Select Farmer's Grove Pink Lemonade Frostie Cherry Limeade Trader Joe's French Market French Berry Lemonade Kroger Refresh Raspberry Lemonade 4. (It's Good) Bea's Squeeze Pink Rose Lemonade Bea's Squeeze Lavender Lemonade Florida's Natural Lemonade Sparkling ICE Classic Lemonade Spindrift Sparkling Pink Lemonade Spindrift Sparkling Raspberry Lime Water (too expensive to be a 5) Snapple Watermelon Lemonade Wendy's Strawberry Lemonade Tropicana Lively Lemonade Trader Joe's French Market Sparkling Limeade Belvoir Farm Organic Elderflower Lemonade Organics Organic Raspberry Lemonade Kroger Refresh Lemonade Market Pantry Strawberry Lemonade Drink Mix R.W. Knudsen Organic Lemonade Santa Cruz Organic Limeade Gus Grown-up Soda Meyer Lemon Simple Truth Organic Lemonade Corona Hard Seltzer Limonada Strawberry Gasoline on a Tuesday (according to chat lol) 3. (It's Fine) Calypso Kiwi Lemonade Newman's Own Virgin Lemonade Spindrift Sparkling Water (Lime) Me & the Bees Lemonade Black Cherry WYLD Real-Fruit Infused Lemon Sparkling Water Wendy's Pineapple Melon Lemonade Hubert's Lemonade Arizona Lemonade Diabolo Sparkling Blackberry Plum, Lime, and a Pinch of Basil Bang Cherry Blade Lemonade Monster Aussie Style Lemonade 7-Select Farmer's Grove Lemonade Poppi Strawberry Lemon Probiotic Soda Poppi Cherry Limade Probiotic Soda Natural Cabana Limeade (Raspberry?) Trader Joe's Lemon Elderflower Soda Trader Joe's Seltzer Water flavored with Lemon and Ginger Juice Trader Joe's French Market Sparkling Pink Lemonade Signature Select Sparkling Pink Lemonade Organics Organic Lemonade Organics Organic Strawberry Lemonade Lemon Perfect Cold-Pressed Lemon Water (Pineapple Coconut) Lemon Perfect Cold-Pressed Lemon Water (Peach Raspberry) Lemon Perfect Cold-Pressed Lemon Water (Dragonfruit Mango) Crystal Light Pink Lemonade Crystal Light Raspberry Lemonade Market Pantry Watermelon Lemonade Drink Mix Market Pantry Energy Cherry Limeade San Pellegrino Limonata Crown Royal Whisky Lemonade Mike Hard Lemonade (Peach) Olipop Ginger Lemonade Koe Strawberry Lemonade Califia Farms Meyer Lemonade 2. (Bad [Could Drink]) Bea's Squeeze Classic Lemonade Calypso Pineapple Peach Lemonade Calypso Cucumber Limeade Calypso Tropical Mango Lemonade Florida's Natural Zero Sugar Lemonade Spindrift Sparkling Lemon Water Swoon Ginger Lemonade Brisk "Lemonade" {Juice drink?!) Brisk Pink "Lemonade" {Juice drink) Wendy's All-Natural Lemonade Starbucks Strawberry Acai Lemonade Refresher Starbucks Mango Dragonfruit Lemonade Refresher Panera Bread Apple Cranberry Lemonade Panera Bread Frozen Strawberry Lemonade Cawston Press Elderflower Lemonade Bai Sao Paulo Lemonade Carbonated Ramune Drink Yuzu Santa Cruz Organic Raspberry Lemonade Santa Cruz Organic Peach Lemonade Trader Joe's French Market Sparkling Lemonade Signature Select Sparkling Lemonade Belvoir Farm Organic Cucumber and Mint Lemonade Organics Organic Mango Lemonade Kool-Aid Lemonade Market Pantry Lemonade Drink Mix Me & the Bees Classic Lemonade Capri Sun Lemonade Zevia Kids Strawberry Lemonade good 2 grow starring PODZ Raspberry Lemon (flavored juice beverage) Del's Frozen Lemonade Mike's Harder Lemonade Truly Classic Lime Margarita Style Hard Seltzer House Wine Old Fashioned Raspberry Lemonade Kyle Hard Kombucha Lyche Lemonade 1. (Bad [Could Not Finish]) Florida's Natural Zero Sugar Strawberry Lemonade VYBES Watermelon Lime Wendy's Sunburst Melon Lemonade Minute Maid Zero Sugar Lemonade Minute Maid Zero Sugar Pink Lemonade Electrolit Lemon Lime Santa Cruz Organic Mango Lemonade Lemon Perfect Cold-Pressed Lemon Water Droplet "pretty bright" (✨Sparkling functional beverage✨) Droplet "pretty balanced" (✨Sparkling functional beverage✨) Sunwink Lemon-Rose Uplift Mio Lemonade Recharge Organic Lemon Mike's Harder Black Cherry Lemonade Santa Monica Brew Works 310 Stomped Shandy House Wine Old Fashioned Blueberry Citrus Lemonade Sutter Home Lemonade Wine Cocktail Guava Lemonade Schilling Hard Cider 0. (As Disappointing as Geoffry Remington's Lemonades) Swoon Matcha Lemonade House Wine Old Fashioned Lemonade House Wine Old Fashioned Strawberry Lemonade Mustard rating unknown

@lordofkirbysucks

10 ай бұрын

Thank god someone did this, i have the memory of the goldfish and i keep forgetting which one he even said were good

@toraqa3592

10 ай бұрын

and i appreciate you doing it this time ✨

@juicecakes2458

9 ай бұрын

31:35, don't forget he also rated Geoffrey a 2

@tumultoustortellini

9 ай бұрын

It's crazy how many 1's and 2's there are. You think making lemonade should be easy but, apparently not

@whyiwakeup6460

9 ай бұрын

Mustard is a 6

The last stream felt like watching Jello go on a fantasy adventure with different lemonade-themed trials and tribulations. This one feels like watching Jello get beaten up by a gang dressed like lemons, but occasionally grabbing health packs that only prolong the beating.

@bondfall0072

10 ай бұрын

To me, The last steam felt like a beauty pagent for acidic fruit beverage's. This one feels like a surrealest highway robbery crime drama.

@mediocolor8159

Ай бұрын

I agree with the health pack idea, but I see the lemonades as Soulsborne game bosses that take the form of eldritch mutated lemon monsters. Also, the health packs are made from the blood of innocents or something.

"There's something in you, but the FDA doesn't require you put it on the label yet." You said that rather casually, but that is actually pretty terrifying.

@gintarazimu642

10 ай бұрын

That is legitimately how those Sparkling ICEs taste though. They're tasty, but there's DEFINITELY a sugar substitute that is not required to be disclosed in them

Lavender lemonade when done correctly is HARD my favorite. It is also one of those things that goes from “good shampoo” to “cursed shampoo” REAL quick

You should become an official Lemonade tester. Like they bring their Lemonade to a grocery store office building and the receptionist is like “Hold on, we need to run this by our qualifications office.” and they come to you.

@jsomeone9226

3 ай бұрын

"It's like if you mixed shampoo in the worst way with a candle in the best way. 2/5" "I....don't know what to do with that information" "Fuck you"

New Lord Remington Lore: - He was born somewhere in the Americas, and managed to swindle his way onto a boat bound for England. He presumably currently lives/has his orchard in the South of England (formerly known as Wessex), hence that description of the accent. Edit: Upon re-listening, he in fact *worked* his way to England and *swindled* his way to owning the lemon orchard, my mistake. - He has an arch-nemesis known as the Lemonade Wizard, whose wizard hat looks like a lemon juicer. - He has a young son named Geoffrey, who he views as a disappointment. Geoffrey apparently has some kind of gambling problem, and spends a lot of Lord Remington's fortune on this habit. Geoffrey apparently tries to impress his father with new lemonade recipes, but they're all bad and he seemingly has little interest in actually inheriting the orchard or lemonade business. Geoffrey is a pacifist. - It's actually spelt 'Remmington', according to the subtitles

@rynemcgriffin1752

9 ай бұрын

He’s not even from the US, just somewhere in the Americas.

@thesunwillneverset

9 ай бұрын

@@rynemcgriffin1752 Yeah. I mean, Jello only says 'the Americas' when making that joke, after he slips into his normal accent. The US would make most sense, but it's unclear when exactly the whole Lord Remington thing is set (has to be late 1400s onwards, and 1600s onwards makes most sense cause British America colonies), so hard to know for sure.

@whyiwakeup6460

9 ай бұрын

Oh he also has a piss fetish

@thesunwillneverset

9 ай бұрын

@@roofogato Sure! All collectors of lore are welcome to contribute!

@lordcalcium4780

9 ай бұрын

YOU FORGOT TO MENTION: -He turns his competition into fleshy lemonade cans -He's immune to all poisons from him drinking the worlds worst lemonades -Geoffrey has attempted to assasinate his father with poisoned lemonades on multiple occasions and has never succeeded

My favorite thing about Jellos content is that he talks about things like 20 years ago a witch cursed him to never use the same descriptors twice so you just get THE most feral explanations I've ever heard from another human being

@darienb1127

25 күн бұрын

Brennan Lee Mulligan got hit by the same curse. It's an energy that I aspire to have.

@bab00shka48

13 күн бұрын

God i'm so happy i've been hit by the same curse.

As a Disabled person and Accessibility advocate, thank you for making jokes in the closed captioning and Character names c: Makes it a lot easier to follow the jokes! Love your videos! Thank you!~~~

@Emily-tv1iz

2 ай бұрын

Well time to rewatch the video with captions on now

I love it when Jello shakes the bottles with somewhat sparkling/fizzy liquid in them violently then wonders why they erupt

The "hydration" drinks are legitimately useful for very hard exercise. They'll have a bunch of minerals in them including a high dosage of sodium. The flavours are not to be enjoyed but to make it so you don't immediately vomit from the awful flavour combination of raw potassium, magnesium and sodium assaulting your face.

@dustin202

10 ай бұрын

Interesting

@someone8689

10 ай бұрын

^^ and also for conditions that need sodium like POTS i think! and just general rehydration but it is so, so salty.

@lazuliartz1296

10 ай бұрын

Also, as I unfortunately learned, useful for food poisoning too. Your body requires electrolytes (namely salt and sugar) in order to actually absorb and use the water you drink. So these drinks help you get those electrolytes during hard exercise or when you're unable to eat. But yeah, it's ultimately medicine. I had like a strawberry Pedialyte that was just so bad.. thick and sickly sweet. Those drinks are not for enjoying.

@thedotintheletteri

10 ай бұрын

@@someone8689YO I HAVE POTS THIS JUST MADE ME SO HAPPY THAT OTHER PEOPLE KNOW IT EXISTS THAT IS ALL THANK YOU

@pizza-hero1115

10 ай бұрын

mmm magnesium and potassium salts mmmm. magnesium is also very helpful for muscle cramps if you get them a lot btw!

Jello eating mustard and everyone going “NO” was amazing. Yam was just: *JELLO STOP*

@melvint-p9500

10 ай бұрын

Pam Stardew Valley manifested in real life to tourment jello just like she would torment Bumumo in-game

@Signedcentaur

10 ай бұрын

Both of Jello's partners were actively like: *JELLO PLEASE*

@TurbopropPuppy

10 ай бұрын

clearly someone needs to make him some mustard lemonade

@VeenanNorvius

10 ай бұрын

PAM? DO YOU MEAN YAM?

@fricketyfrackgettfback

10 ай бұрын

Yam?

I love how Jello has a Ratatouille moment but for nearly every conceivable flavor

Jello : "Ok i'll drink mustard" Jay : "NOOOOO" Jello : "I'll fucking do it again"

The way Jello describes things is both magical and actually surprisingly good as a viewer for imagining the taste. He'll say something like: "So imagine if you had to make a new lemonade and you decide to head on over to Mordor and ask Sauron for his take on his favourite summer flavours but then, like... you went back home without taking notes and forgot most of what he said so you just ad-libbed the rest. This lemonade tastes like THAT." And you know what, I can picture that lemondate and its flavour so fuckin accurately.

@Pepagg8

10 ай бұрын

Oh god that is a fucking great description

@Red-jl1qr

10 ай бұрын

I have not a clue what you're talking about

@doogan3180

10 ай бұрын

One does not simply head on over to Mordor to ask Sauron about lemonade.

@bleepblock2177

4 ай бұрын

⁠@@doogan3180*heads to Mordor and asks Sauron about lemonade just to spite you*

The fear “macaroni and cheese limeade” put in my soul has reminded me that we as a species can always sink lower

@cherrychocolate1434

10 ай бұрын

Reminded me of the Game Grumps eating macaroni and cheese candy canes. As in, literally Kraft-brand. And the smell made them and all their employees who smelled it want to vomit.

31:33 "I respect it but I'm going to give it a two...MUCH LIKE MY SON" Geoffery Remmington: "You hear that? *sniffle* My father respects me!!😁😭"

A small correction: you actually shouldn't treat dehydration with *only* water - electrolytes are extremely important, as well. Those drinks are packed with lots of electrolytes to the point where they may taste salty, like past even Gatorade. Many of them also state on their use label (because they are effectively medicine) that you should start off *sipping* them, and then you start taking full drinks mixed with water. Source: had the worst diarrhea of my life last year that lasted for nearly 3 weeks and for 2 of them I had to keep hydrated with basically water and Pedialyte, cutting coffee out of my diet entirely.

@necrodeus6811

6 ай бұрын

Thank you for surviving diarrhea to give us this wisdom, arceusshaymin

@haruhirogrimgar6047

6 ай бұрын

I live in a desert and construction crews completely wipe stores out of stock for them. They are good at fighting dehydration.

@SaundersYT

6 ай бұрын

@@haruhirogrimgar6047you could even say they’re “functional” beverages

@coffincar5507

4 ай бұрын

Are you saying electrolit is a fucking HEALTH POTION???

The sequel we all needed

@CyrusMassie

10 ай бұрын

Yessssss!!

@chocola6971

10 ай бұрын

fuck yea!

@matthewkish4158

10 ай бұрын

But didn't deserve.

@PaintSplashProductions

10 ай бұрын

Just when we need it most, it returned

@Santeneal

10 ай бұрын

Indeed I loved the first video

Can’t believe Jello has so many bad lemonades he channeled an unhinged lemon orchard owner from the 1400s.

I have POTS and I drink those hydration drinks for the minerals and stuff. They’re basically meant to taste like something you can consume without barfing, which is a step up from salt tablets for some people.

The reason why geoffrey is so bad is because he was adopted by Lord Remington, and HE DOES NOT HAVE THE LEMON BLOOD.

I legitimately wanna see a one off animation about Lord Remington, a man who was cursed by the Lemonade Wizard to only be able to drink lemonades, and can only be freed from his curse by tasting the one true, ultimate lemonade. He devotes his life to experimenting with creating new types of lemonade, and creates a vast business empire by selling the best of his creations. Watch his son, Geoffrey, who has been neglected by his father in his obsessive search, and wants to help him with his curse and grow closer to him through his business. However, he turns out have absolutely no talent for making lemonade, causing him to accidentally torture his father with horrible drinks. Lord Remington thinks Geoffrey is doing it on purpose, but keeps allowing him to try out of desperation.

@blakksheep736

10 ай бұрын

I love this.

@netRibbon

9 ай бұрын

doesnt he at one point try to poison lord remington

@sbubbis1

9 ай бұрын

The idea that Lord Remington suffered a devastating curse but, undeterred, turned his misfortune into the spark for a business empire…one could say life gave him lemons and he made lemonade :3

@gcullen576

9 ай бұрын

I hope it ends with his curse being lifted due to Geoffrey

@draconis17

9 ай бұрын

@@netRibbon Geoffrey considers poison to be a suitable lemonade ingredient

53:38 I love the implication this clip gives that Jello’s narrative descriptions aren’t metaphor, they’re divinely inspired and beamed directly into his brain by tasting the lemonade

@chickengaming4344

10 ай бұрын

you thought it was a metaphor?

@mervelloyd7439

10 ай бұрын

Lord Remington’s psychically enriched divine vision raspberry lemonade was a huge failure and almost led his estate into bankruptcy, now his only buyer is Jello who has developed a cripling adiction for the drink

@BramLastname

10 ай бұрын

I'm still confused that other people do not associate certain images or words with tastes, Like if I say it tastes like a star-nosed mole burrowing through the cemetery on a rainy day, That is a legitmate description of how the wine doesn't make me want to puke, But still emphasises that I'm drinking the juices of dead fruits to an uncomfortable degree.

My headcannon is that the Lord Remington we first met in the last episode is actually the son who took the estate after successfully murdering his father and didn't learn his lesson about creating crazy lemonades

Lemonade taste requirements: conceivable by the Human psyche (Optional)

I love the idea of a sanitation worker for Jello's area sometime later going "why is the drainage so acidic today?"

@sheop874

10 ай бұрын

I appreciate this comment a lot, idk why but i do

@caramelldansen2204

10 ай бұрын

I read that as "Samaritan worker" and didn't question for even a second that someone would call the Samaritans for Jello after seeing this stream.

@Vee_Sheep

9 ай бұрын

@@caramelldansen2204 call a lemonade exorcist

Fun fact: the Wendy’s ones are literally just the normal lemonade with either strawberry purée or pineapple mango juice in it

@rynemcgriffin1752

10 ай бұрын

That being said, the Blueberry Pomegranate Lemonade beats so much ass and I was so disappointed when it didn’t show up

@SumRndmPenguin

10 ай бұрын

Can confirm. We'd take this lemonade base and add 3 containers of water to it (the container was the carton we got the base from). I thought that it and the strawberry lemonade tasted pretty good but I never liked the seasonal flavors much.

Jello was normal for the first half of this video and then turned into lord Remington with the fancy lemonade and then went back to normal after that. It’s like a switch just flip.

Sometimes I find Jello can be kinda abrasive and catty when talking about things he doesn't like... But that personality is why his Zillow streams and these lemonade videos are so funny!

@laraschroeder5195

Ай бұрын

I agree.

Drinking Maple Syrup: No, how dare you even put this in my drink Drinking Mustard: Yeah, I'll gladly do it a second time!

@rynemcgriffin1752

9 ай бұрын

But it’s just mustard, no functioning person puts fucking mustard in a lemonade.

@PramkLuna

9 ай бұрын

I bet the Canadians made that lemonade

The absolutely catastrophic series of events that is 29:05 is so good. Going instantly from Jello-as-Lord-Remington going "this is the bitch" to the tangent while he's trying to open it to the sudden outburst when it foams up, all culminating in him drinking it and his eyes rolling back into his head and chugging the rest like it's an elixir of life and he's an ancient Lemonade Lich whose life force is only sustained by the finest of lemon beverages. This is peak fruit-based comedy.

@CairnOwl

10 ай бұрын

Lemonade Lich makes my brain so so happy

@JelloApocalypse

10 ай бұрын

Ancient Lemonade Lich would be a much better handle than JelloApocalypse

@pircachupi4771

10 ай бұрын

You described this in the same way that Jello describes flavors, and that's impressive

@waterbratt5390

9 ай бұрын

@@JelloApocalypsethe lemonade wizard’s brother

@monroerobbins7551

9 ай бұрын

I wanna make fanart of this, lol

so i recently started working at Sonic Drive-in, and i learned something horrible about their lemonade: not only is it Minute Maid, it's Minute Maid but heavily watered down. Like, they fill 1/3 of the tank with Minute Maid, and then fill the rest with just. water.

You know we are back in business when “liquid postage stamp” is how the first lemonade is described.

There is nothing I admire more, than Jello’s ability to describe how lemonade tastes as well as a Romantic Era poet would describe a Sunday morning.

I have to say I ADORE the extensive and near-nonsensical detail that Jello goes into with his descriptions of flavors. It legitimately shows how great he is at improvisation and comedy and I laughed at every single one.

12:25 I was half expecting Jello to say something like "Boy, I hate it when companies do this - 'Brisk! Now Asbestos Free!'" or something. Like - they're not wrong, and technically it's not false advertising, I'm just going to stomp on the balls of whichever companies CEO decides to do this first...

Jello: *casually drinks mustard* Jay&Yam: “NOOOOOO!! STOOOOP!!”

@glumbortango7182

10 ай бұрын

This is what lemonade has done to his palette, not for the faint of heart to watch

@RprSonic

10 ай бұрын

Jello's polyamorous?!

@boiyado6717

10 ай бұрын

@@RprSonic ye

@RprSonic

10 ай бұрын

@@boiyado6717 I never knew that

I think the lemonades done dirtiest in this video are those Starbucks ones. I've had the pink one before and I know for a fact that it can be good, but man oh man, this particular batch tasted awful! And I rate what the consumer is likely to be handed when they order it, so...! Oops!

@naomiplume196

10 ай бұрын

As a barista at Starbucks, I can tell you that the “pink one” has its moments. But sometimes, man, sometimes it just sucks 😂

@alex_humphrey_33

10 ай бұрын

Thank you for your appearance Lord Remington, tell your son to tether himself lest fall from grace

@nnik6755

10 ай бұрын

As a former barista, you really have to find the PERFECT ratio for the strawberry acai lemonade or it's just not good

@mjrstardust

10 ай бұрын

My sister gets their matcha lemonade all the time and if you let it sit for like 30 seconds all of the matcha sinks to the bottom like a bed of moss. That's kind of what it tastes like too lmao

@MysteryDisc

10 ай бұрын

As someone who may or may not know the other side of the counter, I want to yeet that drink so far off the menu. The middle and high schoolers in my area are addicted to it

i can never get over remington's over the top anger whenever a bottle or can fizzes over after he *shakes it*

Jello: Violently swings around a bottle of lemonade Also Jello when it explodes after being opened: "oh wtf?"

Lord Remington is truly the reviewer we deserve. His rage at carbonated spills is especially entertaining

jello's ability to describe the flavor of lemonades and create stories around goddamn drinks is jaw dropping

Every time Jello makes a colourful yet a bit too close to home comparison, a lemonade manufacturer starts randomly sweating

Can't wait for jello to finally fight his true nemesis, Calypso Yew

Hey as a doctor Electrolit is REALLY good for treating actual dehydration, some times water just won't cut it, when kids become severely dehydrated because of diarrhea they need electrolytes, but it does make it taste kinda salty

@thefruitbowl2769

10 ай бұрын

My friend, whilst your input is valued, you should be aware, jello hates doctors, and your input in not valued

@elllieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

10 ай бұрын

1/1 doctors recommend electrolit

You know you've got the born entertainer's X-factor when thousands of people are willing to spend about two hours of their finite human lives watching you taste lemonades. Brendan is a king. 👑

@erasedburd7023

9 ай бұрын

At this point? I’ve probably spent at least a day in total watching these. Something about food reviews like this are just comforting- like Schlatt’s chip tier list.

After watching both parts, I'm craving a Safiya Nygaard-like video in which he mixes all the lemonades together, drinks the mixture, and gives us a delightful and elaborate backstory about how the concotion was the origin of climate change and the extinction of the DoDo bird. However, I worry that the random chemicals in those "sport" drinks would reinvent the atomic bomb in Jello's stomach if they were mixed together.

@elishaschoonover8914

2 ай бұрын

That sums up how he explains the drinks, yeah.

Finally, a sequel to my favorite comfort video. ^-^ Can't wait to watch Jello suffer through more absolutely absurd lemonades. Edit: RETURN OF LORD REMINGTON MY BELOVED

@Grim_Sister

8 ай бұрын

I need a full series of Remington’s misadventures

3:51 you know Jello speaks facts when he roasts a brand that literally supports the same charity he's donating to

Lord Remington seems like the type of guy to hire a portrait artist for the mansion foyer, and when the artist shows up Lord Remington has an wide array of endangered animals with lemons in their mouths mounted on the walls. He also has a full lemon in his mouth as the portrait is made.

@anonymous71207

10 ай бұрын

and the drink that description describes is 3 stars

@hazeltree7738

10 ай бұрын

The animal heads also smell of lemon, and some hold bottles of his finest lemonade in their mouths to show off

@darienb1127

25 күн бұрын

He probably only uses lemon scented cleaning products, and it's just overpoweringly awful.

I swear Jello just has cartoon brain where he knows the perfect sound effect to put over whatever he’s saying, whether or not there’s even a visual to match it onscreen, you just kinda FEEL it.

My favourite thing about Jello's videos in general are his use of pretty basic sound/video effects that are so well timed it makes it absolutely hysterical.

I hope this becomes an annual event. And we eventually diverge into other drinks, and or liquids. I’d be down to watch jello eat straight condiments.

@dustin202

10 ай бұрын

We already got a preview with mustard

@grayventras1235

10 ай бұрын

I mean Aloha has been pitching the Milk Stream for ages now so who knows

@trevortorres3676

10 ай бұрын

All types of Mustard

@glumbortango7182

10 ай бұрын

Jello wraps around to drinking raw honey on stream for an hour, goes back to the Me & the Bees Lemonade for a palette cleanser

@henryapplebottom7231

10 ай бұрын

I feel like for his health I should object.

Jello explains drinks the exact same way I imagine Giovanni to explain the food his minions make for him

@KingsBard

10 ай бұрын

This is hilarious, considering his taste buds don't work

The form on that uppercut at 8:45 was great

Some amazing analogies in this video. I mean in the first five minutes we got: "This one is like kissing into a rose and a little bumblebee comes out on your lips and gives you a little kiss back" "This is shampoo. Not in a bad way!" "It tastes like a potion" "It tastes like nice and tropical, and then like 60% of the way in, on its way out, it hits you with, like, old pumpkin on the porch that you carved a couple weeks ago smell, but, like, in your mouth" "This is good, actually, but for like, a split second, the first time you sip, it's like, it feels like it's going to kill you"

You should do sweet teas next year. Won't go flat and have a lovely variation scale of "salt water with mud" to "this drink is my always now". I also have yet to encounter alcoholic sweet teas, but hey, that's always fun to find out things that shouldn't exist exist.

@mastermarkus5307

10 ай бұрын

I'm not familiar with alcoholic sweet teas that are sold commercially, but I know there are cocktails that use tea. The closest thing I've seen in a store would be an alcoholic Arnold Palmer, which is iced tea and lemonade.

@martincutcher1774

9 ай бұрын

Twisted Tea is an entire brand of "Hard Iced Tea", and (as someone who doesn't enjoy the taste of alcohol) they almost all suck ass with the exception of the Peach one

@thefuckery8341

9 ай бұрын

There's a kind of Iron City, which is a local beer from Pittsburg, that is mixed with a local iced tea. Pretty good!

@hiimemily

8 ай бұрын

​@@martincutcher1774 As someone who likes iced tea and is ambivalent about alcohol, Twisted Tea sucks several kinds of ass.

@something3530

7 ай бұрын

Sweet tea has incredibly low lows and life-changing highs

For a beautiful moment I forgot jello used to just eat candles. “It tastes like a candle in a bad way” has a different hit to it when this fact crawls out from the back of my brain

@Mangaka718

10 ай бұрын

im sorry he wHAT

@CrystalMoonlight94

10 ай бұрын

to be fair candles are pretty tasty. i have a little bit of candle as a tasty treat

@Krossfyre

10 ай бұрын

Eating a whole candle is kind of weird, but I am aware of desserts containing candle wax, along with other desserts that have wax.

@blakksheep736

Ай бұрын

​@@Mangaka718 I think they're referring to the last video, where Jello describes some drinks as "like drinking a scented candle".

"we take our enemies and we turn them into flesh cans" -onlycans

"It tastes like water with butter in it" Ah, I see Percy started a brand of lemonade

I was not expecting the subplot of Jello as Lord Remington, being a swindler who conned his way into a proper Wessex Lemon Orchard, but I am here for it! Lemonade sommelier is peak roleplay

For your next "Jello rates a thing" I feel like it needs to be as innocuous and unpredictable as Lemonade was. Like ranking the best coleslaw or something.

@agent_8167

10 ай бұрын

Nah nah, there's not enough variety in coleslaws, its gotta be like bread or smthg

@peshomighty5051

10 ай бұрын

How about chocolate sandwich biscuits.(Oreos, hydrox other knockoffs)

I like to imagine that Yam wasn't even watching the stream, she was just off doing her own thing and then she turns around and watches a _wave_ of internet comments comes crashing towards her informing her of what her stupid, stupid, lovely boyfriend is doing in front of the whole world.

28:52 You have no idea how many times I say, or even think, “I missed” in that exact cadence after watching this. I could describe your videos as “brain worms,” by which I mean that your mannerisms are contagious and I love them.

“Trader Joe is a trader of lies” is a sentence I will now quote daily thank you Jello

Hearing "This is my idiot son Joffrey, he as every disease" Has to be one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time

I quote these streams so often in groups of people that DO NOT consume Jello content in any way. It’s great.

I miss the old Lord Remington, when he experimented with new lemonade flavors and tactics such as stirring lemonade with an entire pickle. He’s so hesitant to try new lemonades now that he has his fortune. And his son is only trying to follow in his footsteps.

I'm back to say how to improve your homemade lemonades: Swap straight sugar with simple syrup. Put the zest of the lemons or limes you're using in the hot syrup as it cools. It draws out the lemon/lime flavor without added sourness. If you have other ingredients with flavorful oils, you can put this here as well. My go to are green chilies and chopped mint. But you can get crazy with it. Cardamom, ginger, black pepper. Get funky with it. EDIT: I should probably add on that this process is basically like making tea. The oils from whatever you put in it are being absorbed into the syrup because of the heat. Once it's done steeping I'd recommend to strain anything too large like the aforementioned chilies in my first example./EDIT You can also make fruit syrup by putting whole fruits in a pot with a little bit of water, heating it up until it starts to break down, crush the fruits to accelerate juice extraction. Strain out the solids, and add sugar to convert into syrup. Boil off some water as well. After that make as a normal recipe of Sugar + Water + Juice to taste. Get creative. You can do a lot better than the shit Jello's been drinking.

@dustin202

10 ай бұрын

I will try that some time, will probably see this comment again one day and tell you how it was

@Sleepy-Pile-of-Ashe

10 ай бұрын

I'm screenshotting this comment so I'll have it this is so useful

@cloudbrooks

10 ай бұрын

thank you u.inferno :)

im crying over how much he hated the matcha swoon but still took two sips

Note: Anything that has no artifical sweetener or added sugars that has cherry flavor is going to be good because cherries will naturally sweeten it to a normal drink point. My source is that I absolutely hate unsweetened sparkling water (I taste bitter really well, which isn't good) but naturally cherry flavored ones taste pretty good actually.

Hey Jello , sorry about the disappointment. I run a farmers market stand selling lemonade, you should try my recipe - Take 5 or 6 lemons, chop the nubs off each end, peel the rind (I spiralize for one long strip) while minimizing pith. If you see any pith you can scrape it off with a spoon. I find a serrated peeler works best, exposes more surface area on the inner rind Peel all of them, then toss that rind in a cup of granulated white sugar, and leave the bowl for 6-24 hours. Longer is better. The sugar draws out the lemon oil. Boil 5 cups of water, remove from heat and dump the lemon rind sugar mix in, then strain out the peels. Juice all the lemons in (I sometimes don't use them all but you like sour lemonade) and add more sugar in quarter cup increments to taste. Chill then serve, it's the best fucking lemonade you will ever have.

@agent_8167

10 ай бұрын

That sounds actually delicious oh goodness

@spawnofheck504

10 ай бұрын

Thanks for the recipe! will try

@JelloApocalypse

10 ай бұрын

I know enough about Lemonade to know that this would for sure be a 5. I'm sure your stand is amazing. Keep up the good work, soldier.

@KvS1x3

10 ай бұрын

@@JelloApocalypse Jello, It is four in the morning, go to bed. I don't know what timezone you're in, but it's late nonetheless.

@cadencehouse539

10 ай бұрын

I wanna try this

After my dad got diagnosed with pre-diabetes we all tried drinking the Sparkling ICE instead of soda, and yeah they taste pretty good! Then all three of us started getting headaches and diarrhea every time we drank it, so we obviously stopped. Yeah, there's something sus in those bad boys.

@agent_8167

10 ай бұрын

That's sugar alternatives for ya babeyyyyy

@rayadawn3535

9 ай бұрын

If your dad got diagnosed recently, I'd say to disregard it entirely. Pre-diabetes doesn't actually exist, if anything it's just a glucose intolerance, and the threshold was lowered so more people could fit into the criteria. So while changing from soda to something else is arguably good, probably better to stick to it if sugar alternatives have that kind of a negative reaction

I know people can't OD on lemonade, but if they could, I'd be very concerned for Jello right now.

I love Jello just being himself all the time, like genuinely just a funny person whose style of humor is so physical and oddly specific always. Like him describing drinks using such specific tastes and memories that you wouldn’t think of. And the physical comedy of him acting out what he believes these drinks would be like as people. Edit: Also props to whoever edits for doing such a beautiful job at bringing his physical comedy to life.

@mop2420

6 ай бұрын

Another bit of physical comedy seen in the last lemonade stream: the Good Lemonade Wiggles

Hearing jello saying "It's meat" filled my heart with joy

My family is this kind of nerd: for one of my birthdays as a kid, my dad laid out a tasting grid of 10ish different root beers (whatever was available at cub) in Dixie cups, and we did a blind taste test. The kids had notecards for ranking them. I remember distinctly that A&W was tops, with Mug being a close second. Barqs was toward the bottom because it tasted like toothpaste, and Killebrew tasted strongly of maple syrup.

@mastermarkus5307

10 ай бұрын

Really? I'm Canadian (in case they make it differently) and I like Barq's because it has a full flavour without being too cloyingly sweet (unfortunately, their cherry soda doesn't follow this as I think it tastes more like weak Dr. Pepper). I like A&W a lot but sometimes it's more sweet than what I want from a root beer. Mug feel like the default root beer I'd settle for before the store brand, but I wouldn't consider a top 3.

@andrewkrahn2629

10 ай бұрын

@@mastermarkus5307 totally! That was my preference as a sugar-fiend child. I like Barqs more now, though it does have a bit more mint to it. I suspect the balance is the caffeine, which is bitter? I can barely stand *any* normal soda (pop, here) anymore, but to me A&W is the most "normal". If you let me pick, Culver's and the actual A&W restaurant locations have excellent rootbeer, as do a lot of the small brands

@MrReich1918

10 ай бұрын

You're dad's gonna get fuckin murked by the Mug Men.

@andrewkrahn2629

10 ай бұрын

@@MrReich1918 he was just the messenger; they'll need to do a simultaneous hit on a bunch of zillennials

@jayjaysink1828

9 ай бұрын

Your taste was the opposite of mine lol, I think mug is too thick and syrupy for me, A&W is the tried and true best though, makes me feel like a cartoon dwarf.

Dragonfruit does actually have a flavor, but it's VERY light. I had one once and I would describe it as watered down kiwifruit. But it was light enough that in a drink I can't imagine it having much impact, if any at all. Mixed in with something else, I'd highly imagine the flavor would just vanish entirely, so it feels to me like it's more a NUTRIENT additive than a flavor one. Or a brownie points additive, like 'ooh look at ME I've got DRAGONFRUIT~', you know?

I first discovered you from the last lemonade video, and your descriptions were **amazing**. Thrilled we got a second round that didn't disappoint

@ShinjiSixteen

10 ай бұрын

Also, glad to have found you as all of your other content and efforts are just as fantastic

I wish this was a tv show where every episode is dedicated to finding as many kinds of some specific kind of food/drink in 24 hours, and then ranking them with his colorful narratives. I could watch this forever

@ginganinja0636

10 ай бұрын

Absolutely yes.