The Worst Coach Trip In England? | S02 E05 | The Hotel | Full Documentary | All Documentary
A new coach party arrives at the hotel, driven by Allan from Liverpool - one of Mark's regular drivers. With his unique sense of humor and collection of silly hats and colorful waistcoats, Allan's joined for once by his long suffering and travel-phobic wife Barbara. Among his passengers are the all-singing all-dancing Baxendale family from Wigan and deaf couple Jimmy and Theresa.
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What killed Mark and his business was his stubborn ways to not change. The sheets for bookings.. fighting with the web marketer that his customers are “To old”.. sad to watch. It truly is a show most business professors should show students on what stagnation will do to a business.😢
@slickali7110
2 ай бұрын
This was his downfall
5 minutes on that coach and I would throw myself on the motorway.
@helenahusky2787
3 жыл бұрын
Darren Windle 😆😆😆😆😆
@wynterdumaurier5059
3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious comment. Thanks!
@naomiemurphy9882
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣👏👏👏💯
@elizabethcotton4659
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@ArielASMR
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 😂😂
I love Mark's relationship with his son. They are completely different yet totally relaxed in each others company.
@michaelheuschneider7829
3 жыл бұрын
pop kļmpom
@bethturner4070
Жыл бұрын
Mark says "I just wanna..." a lot.
@suzannejones7215
Жыл бұрын
Well said x
The musical theatre family ! Screams I want my kids to be famous , let’s go to Torquay and make sure they are caught on camera
@KristinJohansen1
Жыл бұрын
Not to mention the mom's voice is atrocious. Literally made my skin crawl. She could, at least, hold a tune and seemed to know a bit about the acting part of musical theatre.
@Georgie14
Жыл бұрын
It sends the kids want nothing to do with singing and the parents are pushing it. So annoying.
@Dcroxford
5 ай бұрын
agree with you@@KristinJohansen1
A cigarette vending machine I've not seen one of those in years
Alison and Christian play a big part in the downfall of the hotel. She has no idea what working is all about, always negative, always criticising, and absolutely not acknowledging she is just a very simple employee. Christian gives me the feeling he is corrupted one way or another and steals hours per day by smoking, crying and complaining. He has no clue about giving service and is one of those employees who should be fired on the spot.
@paulgray2387
Жыл бұрын
Christian was sentenced to 2 years for embezzlement after going on the run…naughty boy
@RIPSIRJIMMYSAVILLE
Жыл бұрын
@@paulgray2387 Reality TV star who went on RUN after fraud that netted him £13,500 jailed for TWO years A FUGITIVE reality television star is behind bars after being tracked down by police. Christian Taylor stars in The Hotel Christian Taylor went on the run two months ago after jumping bail Christian Taylor went on the run two months ago after jumping bail on the morning of his trial for fraud at Exeter Crown Court. The star of Channel 4's reality show The Hotel was found guilty and jailed for two years in his absence for ripping off a seaside holiday camp where he worked as a bar manager. by TaboolaSponsored Link Play This Game for 90 Seconds and See Why Everyone is Thrilled Raid Shadow Legends Police who were hunting him nicknamed him The Scarlet Pimpernel because he was so adept at changing his name and appearance.
@deboraharmstrong7081
Жыл бұрын
@@paulgray2387 This does not surprise me in the least and hope he ditched the eye make up in prison!! Deb
@michelleduplooymalherbe2837
Жыл бұрын
@@paulgray2387 lol, he always looked and sounded a bit dubious to me but what can I say - just laugh....
@valeriemoffat1877
6 ай бұрын
Christian makes my skin crawl.
Mark is the Alan Partridge of hoteliers.
I'm a bit sad that Harry didn't get a single Birthday card...why didn't he get one from him Mum I wonder..has she passed away? His Dad may not be perfect but at least he cares, and obviously does love him...Harry seems a really nice, intelligent and caring young man...
@JaidenJimenez86
4 жыл бұрын
Some people just don't do birthday cards, as Harry sort of alluded to. They're just wasteful and pointless, it's better to give a small gift or something.
@ashotofmercury
4 жыл бұрын
He's a very smart lad. They seem to get on well, which is nice. 😎
@cl1cka
4 жыл бұрын
@@ashotofmercury That's what you saw? I saw the something a bit different, they have no connection, Mark as Harry said, was never around and they have so few things to talk about....
@jacobmassey3897
3 жыл бұрын
@@cl1cka but at least they make time for each other. They might not be similar people but they're still blood relatives.
@helenahusky2787
3 жыл бұрын
He's a really nice young man!
Christian (not his real name) always gave the impression he cared but deep down, he didnt..he was so false all the way along the line. He cared for noone but himself hence why he ended up doing time for 2 years for fraud. He stole from a hotel in Blackpool.
@themishmish101
Жыл бұрын
Who knows how much he stole from Mark. Probably causing his bankruptcy.
@louisedavis6821
Жыл бұрын
He stole from a hotel in North Devon but after going on the run was caught working at a hotel in Blackpool. He had stolen £13,000 from the holiday camp. Probably stole from The Grosvenor.
The deaf couple were so sweet. That's love.
@its_Emilywoo
8 ай бұрын
Definitely ❤
Those coach trips remind me of the 80s when I was a teen and my parents would drag me along on their many "educational" all inclusive bus tours of various parts of the US and Canada. I would be the only teen and my parents would often be the only couple under 50. At the time, I was mortified but now ... We called ourselves The Three Musketeers. They were great trips
@naomiemurphy9882
3 жыл бұрын
Me my mum and my dad also called ourselves The Three Musketeers!! Hello from London. 🙌🙌🔥🔥🔥🔥
@pat-rick95
2 жыл бұрын
I remember these kind of trips pretty often from the early 2000s, was usually organised by the local pub 😅
Alison is extremely lucky she's manager of anything. All she does is sit at he desk and whine about the fact she's doing hard work.
Basher.... what a name to carry for the rest of your life. Nice hair kid, Clearly mommy's got some issues,
@tomebers8683
4 жыл бұрын
He will change it for sure she set him up to fail in multiple ways by calling him that
@dreamweaver7797
4 жыл бұрын
Don’t be so crude unless your a mother to a son..I will agree the mother is a nugget short of a happy meal and the rat tail is deeeessscccuuustttiinnggg
@tomebers8683
4 жыл бұрын
@@dreamweaver7797 im a dad to a son 😂
@user-yg2up4lg3r
4 жыл бұрын
I knew a woman who named their kid Brinxton. Don't ask why and no it's not an actual word.
@joeyree22
4 жыл бұрын
@@user-yg2up4lg3r and I knew a woman who called her daughter Heaven-Lee!
Did we really need a close up of that guy drying between his toes?
@StuartOliver83
2 жыл бұрын
Lol the real gritty stuff is enhanced in this lol in for a penny in for a pound 🤣😭
@martinjenkins6467
Жыл бұрын
Knowing how mark runs the place, they probably forgot to Clean the towels.
The sign on a bus that says "Don't talk to the driver", when Allan is driving it should say "Don't talk to the passengers"
Jeez, the idea of saving all year long to go on one of these kind of holidays makes my skin crawl... I would literally rather do ANYTHING else.
@jacobmassey3897
3 жыл бұрын
Like just simply book to stay in a half decent hotel that does online bookings and go out in the evening to a pub or something and make your own entertainment. The fact that this many modern families would pay to stay at a hotel where you have to phone to book a room and then discover there's no wifi makes you wonder how hard up these people must be lol.
@mojorisin8368
Жыл бұрын
@@jacobmassey3897 Phone to book a room? How appalling!! I shall report them to trading standards for this incredible injustice immediately!!!
@jacobmassey3897
Жыл бұрын
@@mojorisin8368 the point I was making was that they had a website by this point that just didn't work at all so you still had to phone them up to make a booking and the woman who we spoke to was down right rude when I stayed there with my family back in 2012.
I am sure the lack of internet presence is a big reason why they failed.
@samdasilva1914
4 жыл бұрын
Add to that Cristian
@MR-po8su
3 жыл бұрын
Add to that an excessively long payroll
@Sam-yr8ls
3 жыл бұрын
Dont forget Mark himself.
@zenithorton5433
Жыл бұрын
He didn't fail. He did sold the hotel for million of pounds.
@BJ-bi9xv
Жыл бұрын
@@zenithorton5433 he lost $600,000 he bought it for $1.6 million
Harry is lovely, Mark needs to spend more time with his son ⌚
A sing-a-long on a coach trip to Torquay. Shoot me now.
@darrenwindle3592
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like torture
@carolgibson2145
3 жыл бұрын
🎼av got a lovely bunch of coconuts...🎼 😂😂😂
@naomiemurphy9882
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👏👏👏💯😱
"I don't like computers & that, it's all nonsense" he may as well have said "I don't enjoy success and profit"
@luismanuel-tena
4 жыл бұрын
diskuse diskuse Mark is a former millionaire ... how he did it ... it's beyong my wildest imagination 🤪
@jamescollins6085
4 жыл бұрын
@@luismanuel-tena Probably previous hotels owned prior to the internet boom.
@jacobmassey3897
3 жыл бұрын
@@jamescollins6085 and then he bankrupted them 🤣🤣🤣
@jamescollins6085
3 жыл бұрын
@@jacobmassey3897 Wouldn't surprise me honestly. I don't know how things worked out so well for him, all things considered.
@karenebevanswild115
Жыл бұрын
The world functioned for years without out it. Hope you never have important hospital appointments when the system is down like iv had. Or have Yr father in ICU and have the experts asking you for medical information because the system is playing up, or information is up to date, my father died there days later.
it's not a ponytail, it's a mullet
Cutest thing ever: the old lady saying her man likes to look at some big ol boosoms!
We call these hotels in the tourist trade, only fit for the "newly wed or nearly dead".
Cowboy! He shouts and puts on a sombrero. Then: hang on! A real cowboy! - Puts on a ranger hat.
@BJ-bi9xv
Жыл бұрын
😂…right
Really enjoyed the musician playing on the piano. The lady has a lovely voice for singing. But, i found myself laughing out loud. With her quivering all the words. Hahahaha
@bethewalt7385
Жыл бұрын
No vibrato control
@Georgie14
Жыл бұрын
Her voice is AWFUL!
Basher? What is this, the f*cking Beano?
Christian couldn't run a bath
@LondonPestControl
3 жыл бұрын
He went to prison for 2 years for fraud
@coco_sloth
3 жыл бұрын
@@LondonPestControl He can drop soap tho
@Eitner100
2 жыл бұрын
Totally agree. I would not trust him if I get paid for it.
Why would you call your kid basher lmaooo
@TakumiXD
4 жыл бұрын
Rah sounds like something you would name your dog
@sharong8511
4 жыл бұрын
So he can fit right in with the lager louts?
@user-yg2up4lg3r
4 жыл бұрын
@@sharong8511 that basher story the mother gave was complete bs lol
@onlinefriend3889
4 жыл бұрын
Apparently it's an Arabian name
@lisatyler1515
2 жыл бұрын
@@TakumiXD I had a dog named Basher, Cypriot poodle. Apparently it means fatty in Cypriot. Not sure if that's true. But I loved that dog more than anything!
Those kids look like they hate been forced to live there mum's failed dream.
@Georgie14
Жыл бұрын
Agree! And Mom should never sing again! 🤮
Childish songs but they forgot the bingo. Basher's hairdo screams CHAV.
Making people sing on a bus should be illegal
@jacobmassey3897
3 жыл бұрын
I would just put my earphones in and friends out the noise and if that failed then I'd jump out of the emergency door into traffic.
@mkervelegan
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, Hyacinth. Onslow does annoy on any occasion in his chav vests, doesn't he?
That bus ride with the singing (or coach as you Europeans call it) would cause me to put a bullet down my throat at the next rest stop 😷
@littlebigman6957
4 жыл бұрын
In England a bus is what people use to drive locally and a coach is used for long distance travel. Different vehicles altogether
@BJ-bi9xv
Жыл бұрын
@@littlebigman6957 that is exactly what we have and call it in america. Not sure what part of america he lives in…😂
''Allan is a nightmare..." 😂
Having had a dad like Mark and a grandad also like him all it does is push you further away He should be proud his sons got a goal There's alot of 22 year olds in way worse positions then him
Why do I feel what Christian says and what he actually does are two completely different things?
@alfsmith4936
Жыл бұрын
Because you know what happened after the series ended?
Talk about living through your kids . They both look like they hated it all.
I love this show.3 mullets.
Christian got 2 years for fraud. Maybe he had a hand in the collapse of this hotel too
@rmirmi8377
3 жыл бұрын
He was picked up in Blackpool by police
The real Alan Partridge
@rostafari1800
4 жыл бұрын
Literally the first thing that comes to mind!!
@catatonicable
4 жыл бұрын
Daaaan....
@Adam-vk6jb
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha i never noticed that noway hahaha
Mark must be employing Alison for her stunning looks, it’s sure not for her personality and work efficiency
@user-yg2up4lg3r
4 жыл бұрын
What looks? I must be blind to stunning looking women.
@a697ag
3 жыл бұрын
That woman is worse than useless. In what parallel universe are online bookings NOT part of the Reservations Manager responsibility?
@hellsbelles2984
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-yg2up4lg3r The comment was being sarcastic
@Eitner100
2 жыл бұрын
She is a parasite who would not know what working is, if she stumbled over it. If she is present around 2 hours per day, I'd be surprised to the max. If she is a 'manager'I can run the world while having a eternal siesta.
@JP-js4gx
8 ай бұрын
Lipstick on a p*g springs to mind
Stick a fork in me if this is the type of vacation I ever end up on 😵
@infiltr80r
4 жыл бұрын
If you play your cards right you can end the night in the arms of a hairy-chested, big-bellied amateur entertainer!
@XXXSHARONOXXX
4 жыл бұрын
Be careful you don't end up there Mark might want to marry you....lol
@catatonicable
4 жыл бұрын
Ahhh a Puritan...
That kind of holiday would be my worst nightmare arghhhhh
I wonder where Harry is now. I was writing a fantasy book at his age too, then life happened, lol
He's like a budget Alan partridge
Mark reminds me of Alan Partridge
Who calls there kid basher - lord give me strength 🙈🙈
@rubberchix
Жыл бұрын
It’s probably a nickname
@Georgie14
Жыл бұрын
I like it. It’s different.
@michelleduplooymalherbe2837
Жыл бұрын
I agree, basher, I would like to bash him
@mojorisin8368
Жыл бұрын
It's just a nick name.
Shaking my head. Basher. What a horrible and chavvy name 🤮 fit in perfectly at that hotel though lol
@cdrosepp9521
4 жыл бұрын
Linxy Wun lol wow
@RationalAxis
3 жыл бұрын
I foresee a lot of vandalism and petty crime in his future. I cringe at this episode every time.
@londonlady1966
3 жыл бұрын
Biffer Basher
Must be the only hotel left in a developed country that doesn't take online bookings! I've never phoned a hotel to book a room.
@wanderer299a
3 жыл бұрын
This was filmed years ago
@jacobmassey3897
3 жыл бұрын
@@wanderer299a 7 or 8 years ago 10 at the most and I think pretty much every hotel in Britain must have converted to online bookings by then. We haven't phoned to book a holiday since about 2007 lol.
@a697ag
3 жыл бұрын
Even in the mid 90's I was booking hotels online. smh
@user-qb2yl7ty4c
9 ай бұрын
@@a697agno ya never!
The most incompetent lead staff but the most incompetent is the owner
that little boy caught the ball at 14:40 step dad said nothing. i thought it was a brilliant catch
@jacobmassey3897
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he catches it that well every time.
The 70’s are calling mark asking for their hairstyle back
If anyone is wondering the Assistant Manager was jailed for two years 🤣
@JaidenJimenez86
4 жыл бұрын
What's his second name so I can look it up in the local rag?
@xpabz
4 жыл бұрын
J J His full name is Christian Scott-Lee. Others are Mark Jenkins and Alison Pennell.
@catatonicable
4 жыл бұрын
For...?
@SuperGamingBeast1
3 жыл бұрын
catatonicable fraud
@tracyniemeyer8691
3 жыл бұрын
He committed fraud at a holiday camp and went on the run in Blackpool
Aww loved mark. He did his best 😊
That woman in the gym gear behind the online booking couple 😍
@paulg9224
3 жыл бұрын
Time
Basher is being treated like an infant with his wakeup routine. Come on! He’s ten years not ten months! The mullet is definitely 1980s.
@naomiemurphy9882
3 жыл бұрын
Just leave the kid. He’ll come running.
@carolineg1872
3 жыл бұрын
@@naomiemurphy9882 thats right, just leave, walk away....they'll soon learn. That Basher will end up with issues.
@naomiemurphy9882
3 жыл бұрын
@@carolineg1872 he will have issues if he is pandered to all the time. Children need to be taught not just allowed to get away with things all the time. Other children will see his developmental issues and then he will have issues. Nip things in the bud and learn to grow up.
@rwelsh938
Жыл бұрын
Spoilt little terd
@Cyndithia68
Жыл бұрын
What does dr Phil call it, commando parenting.
Faulty Towers.... only a little more scary still!
Hawaiian Themed party with Tetley Bitter! @34:07 Ha Ha Ha. No Luau ! or such beauty at all. Tetley Bitter :):) :) So much fun...
This seems like the modern day Fawlty Towers
That coach driver had the mankiest feet ever and then he’s in the pool …🤮
I can't tell if this is a comedy thing or real life hahaaaa either way I want to stay there🤣🤣🇬🇧👍🏻
@BJ-bi9xv
Жыл бұрын
😂
I agree with the computer issue. Although books should be used as back ups.
You knew from the moment that you saw a vest wearing, mullet having 65 year old bloke carrying a guitar and his family that they would be utterly, utterly insufferable.
Just watched series 2 and 3 . . On you tube but different channel . . Does anyone know where I can watch series 1 . . Thank you
The problem is that it takes someone with more than 2 brain cells to operate a computer and you sir, must be the other side of the fence and have 50% less.
@courtneywalker3610
4 жыл бұрын
Mark Giblin so he has ONE brain cell? :3
A reservations manager that won't go near an online system, lol.
@Eitner100
2 жыл бұрын
She is not worth kissing the feet of any manager, she is a parasite preying on the energy of anybody else and she was one of the reasons Mark went broke again. He should sue her till she is broke too. She does not know her position as a very dumb and overrated staff member. I would not trust her to clean my toilets. The same for that fraud Christian.
what a group of sweet hearts😂😂
Berkhof bodied Dennis Javelin coach, "The Worst Coach Trip In England?" I just knew it would be one of those haha, To be fair the Javelin was actually alright.
I dont know who i feel sorry for the most .basher or his subsitute father
@Georgie14
Жыл бұрын
Why? I think they’re a sweet little family.
do not turn this computer off ever im scared of that machines uptime
One look at that coach tells you everything you need to know about the driver.
Who the f*** would name there child that
Old folks holiday destination none of them have computer? !.😂two booking system's what can possibly go wrong😂
I wonder if harry ever finished his book
Marks entertainment - shout hurray
This is why most people holiday abroad
@cjeam9199
3 жыл бұрын
Or self-catering, or air bnb, or a campsite, or a van, or under a park bench, but literally anywhere before a traditional British seaside hotel.
I wonder if things would've been better if Mark bought The Hotel and got a manager and then stepped back.
Reminds me a lot of Fawlty Towers
mark should have been a comedian...Hooraaaa.
@IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE
Жыл бұрын
More like a clown
Hahaha "orange ain't he "
Surely his name can't be Basher? Jeez! And the hair?!
From £1047.50 to £800... Are you mad Mark? You say £100 off.. ffs.
These shows r great!a ♥️✌🙏🙏
Any coach trip to a dump like that Hotel, i'd be looking for somewhere else to stay
Didnt christian get jail for fraud
coach trips = oaps.. luke is a great step dad to basher :)
@samdasilva1914
4 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with oaps, lol at least they have paid taxes for the last 40 plus years lol
She's reservation manager, online booking is part of the job or else there will be mix ups or over bookings
how many times does somebody need to say "you know"
Everyone has worked with an Alison at some point ey. Dreadful
The total lack of technology is ridiculous. What kind of hotel doesn't allow for online bookings? And at least they should offer Wi-Fi, it's very inexpensive technology that most people just expect these days.
@neighbourhoodwitch18
3 жыл бұрын
surbon514 do you realise how _old_ this is? 😂
@VanceRefrigeration
3 жыл бұрын
Documentary was filmed in 2010 if you hadn’t noticed...
@trophy182
3 жыл бұрын
This was 2012
got to modernise online is only way to go gor bookings you miss massive profits by not doing it online, also keeping your prives the best too will fill it up
The singing family highly annoying 🙄
@HP4_20
3 жыл бұрын
Cringe fest 💀
The Musical family...... Don't call us.
Fawlty Partridge.....
forget being on that coach 😂😂
I new a guy named Florenze, after Florenze Zigfield, and another fella had the middle name Mary after his dead sister ? I think they would have been happy being called Basher
We’ve all had a manager like Mark in our time haven’t we.
@jessejroski7267
2 жыл бұрын
Yea, a clueless drip.
@bibakroll8999
9 ай бұрын
Not me! I wouldn’t last five minutes in the same room as him.
Buses make me extremely sick 😫!! This would make it so much worse
wow , stressful
Danny Dyer cameo
I love Mark,what a funny lovely man,what is he doing now?!!!!!
@mrmartin2079
4 жыл бұрын
I love his positive attitude
@stargazing3956
4 жыл бұрын
You can find him on Facebook. He says he’s not been well for the last few months but is on the mend and planning (hopefully) a new B&B venture!
@suzanneemery9100
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you,will check him out!!!
@tracyniemeyer8691
3 жыл бұрын
Hes been doing Mark's interweb on KZread