Some people's most anticipated 2024 album drop was Taylor Swift. Then there's us.

@kitdaberserker555

2 ай бұрын

Underrated comment... I found a new home. 😂😂😂

@TwinklesTheChinchilla

2 ай бұрын

Our taste in music- and general sanity- is far superior than that of any Swifty.

@thenewstuff3377

2 ай бұрын

I would love to see her cover the shadow of my weiner.

@ryant282a

2 ай бұрын

​@@TwinklesTheChinchilla Truth!

@BigHugsFromHell

2 ай бұрын

I genuinely, literally thought Taylor Swift had died. You've blown my mind... But also it kind of proves your point lol

This was playing at my prom in '62 ... My son fertilized a few hours later. Its 2024 and this is my grandsons favorite song.

@DoubleDguitar

2 ай бұрын

That was you?!

@SmarterTebya

2 ай бұрын

Your son fertilized a couple ?

@Truck_Company_84

2 ай бұрын

I’m wheezing 😭

@MultiKm1

2 ай бұрын

This would have been what my aunt/uncle was conceived to, had my grandparents chosen life.

@terrybull1534

2 ай бұрын

I kissed Marty McFlys mom to this song, preventing his birth and altering the future forever. It's over for Big Mart and the gang. The McFly bloodline is ended thanks to the courage this song gave me.

A new hit from the Sticky Sweethearts! Still dancing to I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again!

@drummindreams

2 ай бұрын

❤ my favorite track

@harmlesscreationsofthegree1248

2 ай бұрын

Shame on glue

@IHateNicolasCage

2 ай бұрын

New? This song is clearly at least 50 years old.

@zillo38

2 ай бұрын

im also dancing to it, still trying to get my sack free

@BronzeDragon133

2 ай бұрын

@@harmlesscreationsofthegree1248 Stretched out half a #&@#ing yard.

We were too poor to afford a car radio so my dad used to sing this on road trips.

@TrouvatkiDePercusion

2 ай бұрын

Yours, too? #JustPovertyThings #CanRelate

@mrchris6519

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@animedude121

2 ай бұрын

God tier comment.

@danielwalker1538

Ай бұрын

Oh Lordy

"You like that, you like that shit!" My grandma loved that part. RIP ❤

@user-ve7je9rc5g

2 ай бұрын

LMFAOOO

@Lawbringer.

2 ай бұрын

You grandma like that wasnt she?

@MforMovesets

Ай бұрын

NOW its a song comment section, however there should be a wall of text as if we give a damn.

@DrTomWilliamsPhD2020

27 күн бұрын

One of the first songs I ever heard. My grandpa used to sing this song to my grandma on the regular. Good times, great memories.

I was drafted at the age of 19, turned 20 in basic training, and 21 in Vietnam. This song got me through.

@CallmeMrKelly

2 ай бұрын

Thank you for your service.

@sakkasufle6326

2 ай бұрын

@@CallmeMrKelly 🤣😂

@ryant282a

2 ай бұрын

Welcome home, soldier. 🫡

@rogerdalton1549

2 ай бұрын

Most people take their freedoms for granted, not appreciating the brave sacrifices of men like you. If they only knew, they'd probably $hit their a$$e$...

@kpp619

Ай бұрын

These guys and Jenny Stardust helped me get through the Australian war in the 80s. Thanks for your service brother.

"The shadow of my wiener shows how much you mean to me"...this is now a timeless lyric.

@LongChungus76

2 ай бұрын

It's a love song back when they used to write real love songs. They don't make shit like this anymore

@zanussidish5685

2 ай бұрын

I'm not usually into slushy songs but the way he sings about his love is a thing of beauty. Pity she ended up banging the drummer.

@rogerdalton1549

2 ай бұрын

Hard-on warming, to be sure.

@chrisjfox8715

2 ай бұрын

And the thunder adlibs just takes it up a notch 😂

@ericwittmayer5398

Ай бұрын

Heartwarming lyrics!

“When the lightning flashes, you’re gonna s*** your a****.” God tier wordplay.

@Orverge

2 ай бұрын

They do in fact like that, like that sh**.

@YourMom-zt5zj

2 ай бұрын

You can fucking cuss on the goddamn motherfuckin' internet & shit, yo. Ass.

@bambjr6045

Ай бұрын

​@@Orvergethat... um... "A" "S," which is "S" from an "A," made, presumably of the same "A," was quite the concept for my sh(ush-)it(-)Ayuhss to consider... Didnt particularly like that, but this song is the shit

The hilarious part is these songs are actually good

@volvodude101

2 ай бұрын

much better than the goylsop on the radio

@gregmeyer1805

2 ай бұрын

Seriously, they transport back to the Motown years of the 60s and I wasn't even born then.

@mojoschmee9320

3 күн бұрын

Hilarious, disappointing, scary... But yeah, really catchy.

Barry Gordy was a visionary. He knew he had something special when he discovered these guys hanging outside of an all women's dormitory one rainy night.

@adg_87

2 ай бұрын

😂

@Engelbird

2 ай бұрын

Picturing a very "Animal House" scene.

The hardest part of recording tracks like these back then was getting the timing of the thunderstorm just right. We really do take modern technology for granted...

@RandomTypekYT

2 ай бұрын

lmao

@kubrickenigma7977

2 ай бұрын

True commitment to the craft.

@0okamino

2 ай бұрын

That’s also part of what made their live performances so exciting.

@kubrickenigma7977

2 ай бұрын

@@0okamino Very true!

We are officially one step closer to a full Sticky Sweethearts record.

@Peppers19781978

2 ай бұрын

I fucking hope so. In the meantime I am making my dad a mix of 60s songs and putting the Sticky Sweethearts in there to see if he notices.

@gregmeyer1805

2 ай бұрын

​@@Peppers19781978🤣🤣🤣 that's awesome. Please report back on the results of your experiment 🤣🤣🤣

@gregmeyer1805

2 ай бұрын

I would be the first in line down at Tower Records.

@pedropohren

Ай бұрын

And even closer to an EP.

@heitorpedrodegodoi5646

13 күн бұрын

​@@Peppers19781978Did he find out?

My Dad had the 12" version. How he loved using it to surprise everyone when he whipped it out at parties.

@Seir

2 ай бұрын

At what speed did he spin it?

@skierpage

2 ай бұрын

The 12-incher cast a long shadow over the R&B landscape, at the right time of day.

@TrevJ83

2 ай бұрын

My dad had the 14” handle with care and often limited release. Very rare to have one of these

@LordFrobozz

2 ай бұрын

Scuse me while I whip this out!!

@r0landleaf370

2 ай бұрын

the sheriff is near.

My shadow is bigger than your shadow.

@mikeyjhilli

2 ай бұрын

Now remember! It's not the size of the shadow but how you use it.

@nicomakian1290

2 ай бұрын

My shadow can walk right through the door.

@Lumberjacked120

2 ай бұрын

Yeah? Well, my dad's shadow could beat up YOUR dad's shadow!

@Sups614

2 ай бұрын

Amazing what you can do with a powerful flashlight

@mikieswart

2 ай бұрын

my dads shadow works at nintendo!

I like how you can hear the influence on The Doors’ and their hit, Riders On The Storm.

@chrishuber3262

2 ай бұрын

Did you know that "Light my Fire" was originally titled "Snap my Bean" but they changed the lyrics under pressure from the record company to get radio airplay? According to my uncle anyway.

@typer1003

2 ай бұрын

It was common for bands back then to take inspiration from the Motown sound, and you can tell Jim Morrison was listening to The Sticky Sweethearts when he wrote Riders

@peka__

2 ай бұрын

Even more so with Ray Manzarek's later project: The Backdoors

@skierpage

2 ай бұрын

Those aren't sound effects, this was recorded during a thunderstorm. One of the lightning strikes set fire to the studio and the Sticky Sweethearts barely managed to finish recording before the place burnt down to the ground. That's why they only released the one single "I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again" backed with this classic B-side. The band tried to go on tour, but the crude "See the one (s)hit Sticky wonders" promotional posters they put up landed them in jail, twice.

@peka__

2 ай бұрын

@@skierpage You seem to know all the stuff. Tell us more, man - information about these bands is so hard to come by.

I didn't ever think the Sticky Sweethearts could match the brilliance of their very own I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again, but the Shadow of my Weiner has proven their masterclass in musicianship. I demand a full Sticky Sweethearts album. They are my favorite by far.

@Peppers19781978

2 ай бұрын

I agree. I like that shit.

@gregmeyer1805

2 ай бұрын

If this is AI generated then we have officially found the one and only use for AI, to introduce the world to the beauty and brilliance of The Sticky Sweethearts.

@ericwittmayer5398

Ай бұрын

They just need a little more horn action.

@chester_hobbs

Ай бұрын

I think this song could use some cowbell and steel drums whereas IGMBTMBA is a masterpiece.

Such innocent times back then. Even the music was so pure and innocent.

I'm glad these are being appreciated by new generations. It's crazy to think they ever fell out of popular favor.

@DavidGriffin

2 ай бұрын

😂

@rogerdalton1549

2 ай бұрын

These things happen in cycles...

Another certified hood classic

@Smethells2023

2 ай бұрын

I drive around blasting these songs in the city at night. It’s a stupid amount of fun to go downtown around the bars and just be jammin lmao

@LonelyOutlaw

2 ай бұрын

@@Smethells2023 100% agreed lol I blast them everywhere I go lately.

@Smethells2023

2 ай бұрын

@@LonelyOutlawWe’re just doing the Lord’s work, brother. 😆❤️

@sakkasufle6326

2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣😂😂😫😭

@stevencorrea8032

2 ай бұрын

Which Hood the kowalskis or the Jacksons

Babe, wake up. Obscurest Vinyl just dropped a new single.

Imagine the aliens find this in 1,000 years and this is what human romance is thought to be like.

@mojoschmee9320

3 күн бұрын

We can only hope...

“Scrotal Shadowbox” has to be their best album imo

@chevrobert6607

2 ай бұрын

Ballsack shade is the best track on that album. "It's hot outside baaaaby but it's cool in my ballsack shade" will always be on my mind.

@sonotdown998

2 ай бұрын

I have the Greatest Hits. It’s a double LP titled simply, “24 Inches.” The gatefold is a ruler.

@Eidolon1andOnly

2 ай бұрын

I prefer "Taint Nothing to Fear In The Dark" as it has the extended version of this song.

@ikkishun

2 ай бұрын

"The Dark Forest ain't Gonna' Scratch Itself" was an underrated track on that album. Heard it inspired Mayor Breslin of "You Could use a Fuckin' Lamp" fame to write his hit "Trim your Damn Pubes!"

@user-iq6gp8qo8b

2 ай бұрын

Their Next Album Is Vulva Air Guitar

The Sticky Sweethearts proving that lightning does indeed strike twice with another certified banger.

@ForDemoPurposesOnly

2 ай бұрын

Literally striking, with the thunder sound effect.

@MisterTidster

2 ай бұрын

Heh heh. Banger

@sakkasufle6326

2 ай бұрын

🤣😂

@davidhughes950

2 ай бұрын

Can’t wait for the next chart topping hit.

After their hit song with I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again, it didn't take long for The Sticky Sweethearts to come out with another hit song. Moving on from the tragic storytelling of their aforementioned song, lead man Marky Rivers felt the next song should have a different angle. This angle would later make itself known when backing vocals and guitarist, Earl Cashton would find himself accused of public indecency after one unfortunate morning when his bathrobe would get caught from closing his window, stripping the guitarist for the neighbours to see. Recounting this tale of embarrassment to long-time friend and frontman Rivers, the two of them would be struck by inspiration and write into the early hours of the morning, producing their newest hit: The Shadow of My Wiener

@joshperkins2487

2 ай бұрын

That's some hardcore (VH1 Behind the music) quality information. Appreciate the knowledge!

@thelostone2008

2 ай бұрын

​@@joshperkins2487here's some more trivia for the Sticky Sweethearts: the song "I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again" was inspired by Marky Rivers grandfather Chubby Bunker, who during his marriage had 57 glue related incidents. The song was written shortly after his passing and performed live 3 months later. Chubby Bunker was a singer in his heyday, where he also wrote a song about one of his misadventures with glue. According to interviews with his wife, she thought it was funny whenever it happened. They were married for 32 years until his death.

@TheShurikenZone

2 ай бұрын

It's not common to find a post worth reading, on KZread. Yet, we all keep reading them anyway, and this is why- Not one, but three posts worth reading, in a row. The trifecta. 👍👍

@NOODLE69ish

2 ай бұрын

@@TheShurikenZone Make that 4! This Channel gives me hope that one day we can uncover the whole catalogue of all of The Sticky Sweethearts' discography, it's very Obscure, much vinyl.

@chinmeysway

2 ай бұрын

can’t read all that right now but i’m sure it’s great.

the only valid use for ai like this is shitposting and i’m glad you’re using these powers for good

@JB-wh3we

2 ай бұрын

Need a "the scar where my wiener was" for some trans representation

@ultraviolettas

2 ай бұрын

I love the songs but it makes me feel so uneasy 😭

@noonenowhere6158

2 ай бұрын

These are the golden years of AI. Laugh while you still can.

@missZoey5387

2 ай бұрын

@@noonenowhere6158 yup. Cause its all downhill from here.

@medikpac7105

2 ай бұрын

AI? This is real. I heard it on the radio back in the 60s.

The craziest thing is, this was their first take in the studio. Incredible talent lost to time. I remember their '64 single "My Dog Farted on My Pillow and Gave Me Pink Eye". Really intricate melody. It peaked at #28 on the Hot R&B Sides chart. We never knew how good we had it back then....

@sakkasufle6326

5 күн бұрын

😂

The Shadow of My Wiener was played as the last song at my school dance in 1968. It was beautiful. I danced with my girlfriend, now my wife, to this song. I'll never forget that. What a beautiful tune.

@Big_Stink

2 ай бұрын

Dad?

@Toadonthetable

2 ай бұрын

It'd hard to think it was that long ago this hit was shadowing the rest. Huge song

@silverstem2964

2 ай бұрын

What radio stations were playing this in the 60's? I listened to the radio (AM & FM) everyday since, at least, 1960 and never heard anything close to this , so I say someone's lying.

@Toadonthetable

2 ай бұрын

It's hard to say who lies in this world. But it's still hard to think it was that long ago a hit like this could ( shadow) the rest of the songs at this time of life that happened

@ryant282a

2 ай бұрын

​@@silverstem2964It's a joke, Boomer. This song is made by Artificial Intelligence, AI, created to sound like a Motown hit from the mid to late 60s, and everybody is playing along

First song I learned when I got my first guitar 🎸 a fender straponfaster 1962

That “taller than the trees” pitch shift is so excellent

After this song dropped, "you like that shit?" became the motto of my small village of 2.77 million. Employers were saying it to their employees and vice versa. It allowed adolescent children to bond with their great-great-grandmothers. The unity pulled us out of the Great Depression.

@KelAuceNew

10 күн бұрын

😂😂

Legend has it the singer, Bill “Wild Eyes” Jones, penned this song after nearly giving himself a heart attack. The power had went out and he woke up to light a candle. When he stood up he thought a naked man was in the room with him but it was just his shadow on the wall.

@sakkasufle6326

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, i think i saw the documentary on Hulu or Netflix.

@rogerdalton1549

2 ай бұрын

Just as the shadow appeared, the lightning crashed and Wild Eyes soiled himself, as if it was meant to be...

@nortonman5238

2 ай бұрын

I remember hearing this back in the 60s, never knew there was truth to it!

I can't believe the Four Tops turned this song down.

@ryant282a

2 ай бұрын

Their loss, sadly. But the summer of 1967 was the summer of The Sticky Sweethearts.

Honey get in here! They're playing our wedding song!

@Eidolon1andOnly

2 ай бұрын

I'm here, babe.

The lightening and thundering sound effects throughout is epic.

My mom said this song took the world by storm when she was in middle school. For years, there wasn't a prom or house party where this wasn't on rotation. Truly a forgotten gem. Thanks for reminding us of lyrical genius.

My uncle was the drummer in this song. He told me that the label didn't want to release the song because they had initially planned on giving it to Tony Sheridan. I miss you uncle Slappy.

This song really kept me and the boys upbeat when we were sloggin' through Vietnam. Lost allot of good men in that awful wore...This song reminds me of the good times though, the peace between the fighting. Miss you Big Antonio, and Lil Cho. Rest easy friends.

@RC-tm8jo

Ай бұрын

After you threw a grenade, did you say.. "You like that, you like that shit?"

We used to blast this over the loud speakers in the Nam back in 67 on repeat to draw the VC out of their bunkers.

@sakkasufle6326

2 ай бұрын

🤣😂

@waukivorycopse2402

2 ай бұрын

Well? Did it work?

I shall have the court jester sing this until he doth collapses.

@hisaceinthehole3426

2 ай бұрын

But sire, I do believe that's murder!

@forsakensandor

2 ай бұрын

@@hisaceinthehole3426 Big word.

Driving up north in Michigan back in 1977, ensconced in the back seat of my parents' car, the landscape unfolds in a picturesque tableau of sprawling forests and glistening lakes. The oldies station fills the air with a nostalgic charm, and the infectious rhythms of Sticky Sweethearts' hit song "Shadow of My Weiner" resonate through the vehicle. As we wind our way through scenic routes, each verse of the catchy tune becomes a soundtrack to our adventure, blending seamlessly with the rustic charm of the countryside.

Played this at me and my wife’s wedding, our mother and father loved it!

@apple54345

2 ай бұрын

'hol up

@RSanchez111

2 ай бұрын

What the fuck

@plasticoflamingo2952

2 ай бұрын

Wait. You have the sam... okay, none o' my business. I'll shut the door, behind me, on my way out. Good day to you, sir.

@1989crazymofo2

2 ай бұрын

Nice

@zanussidish5685

2 ай бұрын

It's a perfect first dance song.

Dare someone to share this with your family and grandparents

@mason7067

2 ай бұрын

All my grandparents are dead, but my brothers will love it.

@kingbadmovie

2 ай бұрын

Not my dad's side, they'll disown me. Mom's side will be disgusted with me, but no more than they are generally anyway.

@Eidolon1andOnly

2 ай бұрын

My grandparents are the ones who shared this classic with me when I was only knee high to a caterpillar.

@JEP-Tech

2 ай бұрын

done

@HorusHawks

2 ай бұрын

Oh I shall. My dad does this laugh and wheeze thing when he REALLY finds something funny. At Sunday dinner week before last, I played I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again for him, and he started doing that wheeze/laugh thing. His face turned red and I told him it was too dangerous for him to be listening to these songs. My son is a musician, and his favorite song is the one about taking a dump and getting up to cut it into with your piss. He laughed so hard when I played that for him…its humor lies in the realness. 😂

This was my late parents' song. I'll never forget watching them dance to this at my wedding, my father yelling "You like that, you like that shit!" at the top of his lungs, while dancing like he had an invisible bull whip and was cracking it to and fro....True love...

@mistyjan5122

2 ай бұрын

YOUR PARENTS KICK ASS!!! LMFAO

This one takes me back to 1969, all those long night drives in my first car with my darling by my side. Thanks for preserving such a wonderful time in history.

Their follow up to this was: “That’s not an eclipse.”

I think they beat out Smokey Robinson for best group that year. They invented the wiener dance and everyone was doing it. It was the latest dance craze.

@drummer4hire12

2 ай бұрын

......I remember that dance having a lot of offshoots

@Eidolon1andOnly

2 ай бұрын

Though the dance is most notable after the release of this song, it was originally invented for their 1959 #1 hit "I Glued My Balls To My * Again..." as the dance was supposed to showcase how uncomfortable it would be to walk or move once such an accident were to occur. The next Year Chubby Checker liked the moves and stole the exact same dance to use for his newest hit, rebranding the dance as "The Twist" (same as the song title). In 1962 the Sticky Sweethearts struck back with this banger of a song, and took back their dance but added one additional move as finisher which involved "helicoptering" and called it The Wiener Dance. This song was actually an early version of a "diss track" disguised as a love song where they were throwing shade at Chubby Checker for stealing their moves, and to let him know he would always live in their shadow.

@johngalt97

2 ай бұрын

Umm… it was named the wiener shake, not the wiener dance…

@valeriesheeler3528

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am not sure what I looked at on KZread to make these pop up but I am so fucking happy I did😂😂

@Eidolon1andOnly

2 ай бұрын

@@johngalt97 It was only called the Wiener Shake in the UK and British common wealth countries due to trademark/intellectual property laws, after Wee Willie Harris had a wardrobe malfunction while on tour in Portugal, he gyrated so hard his leotard split, and called his ad-hoc dance routine the "Wiener Dance." Completely different moves from what the Sticky Sweethearts invented.

Legend has it their lead singer recorded all the Timpani parts himself..... while holding the mic

A lot of people dont know this but Richard Longer-Donger (pronounced like a french name for those that have only recently discovered this legendary vocalist) wrote this song whilst under the influence of solvents. The story he tells in his autobiography, "don't pull on my arse strings" is that he wrote "I glued my balls..." before deciding enough was enough and called his bassist Pete Ennis in to help. They decided to simply break the glue down with a gallon of the now discontinued product "termotaint" (i shouldn't need to tell you as we all know their tagline, "if youve got a taint, we can terminate it"). The resulting high left Dick with 3 new songs (however rumours persist to this day that a demo tape from an unknown musician called "shiny rod" may be a forth song written during this time) and a hospital visit. Richard himself said "it was a hot, hot, HOT day down south that day, but i like to think that the vibe of 'Norleans brought out the best in us but son, the humidity can really make you wish for rain, if only to soothe that itch." As ever, he was an incredibly humble man and before his disappearance in wuhan, china in December of 2019 dick said of the song, "the true mastermind behind this song was my pal, good ol' "little" P. Ennis (Richard insisted that the credit should be given to his close confidant and always gave his full name). He was the lubricant that always got us in the back door, even when it was a pain in the ass"

@pika23

2 ай бұрын

Such genius

The Sticky Sweethearts are back!! Glad they weren't just a one-hit wonder.

Please can we get another banger from Mr. Rodney Munch?

@MACZ2021

2 ай бұрын

I second this notion.

@awesomesauce5974

2 ай бұрын

I too want to hear more Rodney Munch, taking a shit on the company's dime was perfection.

@niatscreations4913

2 ай бұрын

i second this

@mariewilliams2869

21 күн бұрын

We need Rodney to sing to us how he feels about the office gossipers

Thank you for existing, this has brought me out of my depression and I have a twinkle in my eye again!

@ObscurestVinyl

2 ай бұрын

❤️❤️that rules! Thank you!

@chillydawgg4354

2 ай бұрын

You're getting me through some tough stuff these days roo

Who's still listening to this in 2024?

@williamreiser3118

2 ай бұрын

Me it's hilarious

@borano2031

2 ай бұрын

Only the top 10% of humanity. Rgr

@BI-11y_TheStormTrooper

2 ай бұрын

😅 yup .

@Queen74-g4t

2 ай бұрын

I'm just DISCOVERING THESE GEMS IN 2024!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bugmanopposer6969

Ай бұрын

The classics never get old!

We need a full Sticky Sweethearts album

@DrTomWilliamsPhD2020

27 күн бұрын

Damn straight!

Apparently, this song caused a conflict between Buzz Aldrin and Niel Armstrong on the return trip from the moon landing. At a peak point when the sun would make the most prominent shadows they both whipped it out in space. Aldrin won.

@teddyjacobs3214

2 ай бұрын

this is rumored to be why the later press conference was so awkward and tense

@alyssakira8320

2 ай бұрын

This was also the cause of the 1968 Florida Eclipse. Aldrin later claimed that "that day the whole of the Sunshine State was In the shadow of my weiner!"

@kayakdog121

2 ай бұрын

Thats one giant leap for mankind.

@greenvelvet

2 ай бұрын

I heard it casted a great shadow over the Kremlin, striking fear into the heart of Leonid Brezhnev himself. Which began the fall of the USSR.

@MuerteMorrison

2 ай бұрын

Love sam and max

I saw the Sticky Sweethearts open for the Beatles in Munich back in ‘58. Everyone had a hardon it was magical.

@thenewstuff3377

2 ай бұрын

They were the Beetles then. They kept making fun of the drummer Pete. They were calling him Peter and changed the words to the song to "Shadow Of My Peter." John and Paul didn't think the drummer took the joke too well. Ringo was hired after that.

@tytytytyty811

2 ай бұрын

@@thenewstuff3377 Stuart Sutcliff fed me anthetamines till I shit myself

I showed these to my wife and she absolutely loved them. I hope you can actually press these songs to vinyl. I'll buy every volume!

"Gonna shit your asses" will forever be in my heart as one of the most beautiful and artistic musical lyrics of all time.

This is probably my favorite one, it's crude and juvenile as fuck yet somehow still more romantic than 90% of music made today.

@Deetroiter

2 ай бұрын

Imagine if there’s a live band out there actually playing and covering these songs 😂

@davidhughes950

2 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠@@DeetroiterI would go see them. Buy a tshirt even.

Rumor has it that the last song Buddy Holly ever played before burning to death in an Iowa cornfield was a cover of "The Shadow of my Wiener". Apparently the janitors at the venue had to use mops to soak up all the bodily fluids that ladies left on the dance floor.

@dougiewinsome5639

2 ай бұрын

"Before burning to death in an Iowa cornfield." Holy shit, duder 😂

@girlwithcane

2 ай бұрын

@@dougiewinsome5639 @smokeeater917 Don McLean immortalized the tragedy as "The Day the Music Burned to Death in an Iowa Cornfield"

@smokeeater917

2 ай бұрын

@@girlwithcane lmfao!!! An absolute banger!

@nicobambino191

2 ай бұрын

Snail trail

@shadowsinmymind9

2 ай бұрын

Thats messed up 😂

The Sticky Sweethearts have certified banger after banger after banger

I haven't heard this one in a schlong time

My grandfather used to tell me stories of how he liked to sing this song while he was stationed in Korea back in '52. It reminded him of home and it's probably what got him through the war.

@Deadpool55223

2 ай бұрын

That's crazy!! My Grandpa who was also in the Korean war mentioned something similar! He said they would play the song and shine a flashlight on their peckers against the tent wall just to make others laugh 😂 those guys were a different breed

@muchacho56

2 ай бұрын

Sorry to inform you your grandpa was lying. His claim is an aural anachronism, as the successful inclusion of lightning strike sounds was available only after 1956, with the accidental invention of the "sausagemetrometer" by Richard "Dick" P. Eaniss. You're welcome.

Back in '62 this was the first dance at our wedding. We still play it when family come round for Sunday dinner.

@truckbros35

2 ай бұрын

It’s not real back then stop lol

@MrSteroids-s8h

2 ай бұрын

​@@truckbros35It's A Joke Lol.

@roderickcortez138

2 ай бұрын

Do you guys have sausage for dinner?

I'm so happy we're finally getting the Sticky Sweethearts on KZread. Every song they made were classics. Hopefully every song they made gets uploaded soon!

It's pretty amazing to know that internet warriors are digging up these obscure mo-town pioneers and giving them the respect they rightly deserve 👏🏻 😊

I know these are AI generated, but I’ll be damned if they’re not entertaining.

@markkeller9378

2 ай бұрын

Laughing my ass off for days now..lol

@YtChocolateMahBallz

Ай бұрын

Ikr? I think the song captures the essence of an unhinged maniac and I love it

@michaelrockholdjr370

Ай бұрын

This is not Ai generated. It's literally a song from the 60s

@bambjr6045

Ай бұрын

​@@michaelrockholdjr370you like that - you like that shit?? Cascading all over your face...(?) My folks were upset if i said "crap." Irony can only go so far. Im not ruining the joke, cuz the song is still funny, but irony is poison. Some millenial will archive this [after AI is dismantled, or before the AI-driven collapse] and claim to their grand-peeps, "naw the collective WE always had culture, indicative in the nice, soft music my grandparents shared with me - you little shits, my arms are fuckin stuck like this."

@calebm9000

Ай бұрын

Why does it being AI make you sound surprised that it’s entertaining

the problem with this is that it's unironically catchy 💀

I almost forgot to listen to this today. That would have broken my 61-year streak.

Prom, 1967. St. Mary Of the Bloody Mystery High School, Queens,NY Even though this was a hip swinger, everybody was doing a slow grinder. The nuns went crazy with the yardsticks: "Make room for the holy ghost, goddamit!" Best dance ever!

The Sticky Sweethearts were my grandfather’s favorite band. One night he and my grandmother were at a picnic listening to the radio and just started dancing when this song came on.

Why is this genuinely better than modern pop? This is a funny bop

More Sticky Sweethearts please

I'm so glad you discovered another "the sticky sweetheart" song! Those are harder to find than Trip Watkins songs!

You like that? You like that shit?! 😂

@drimmie

2 ай бұрын

😂 So romantic

I can't wait for the "it'll fit" remix.

One of James Jamerson's greatest bass lines.

My pops had a 45 RPM of this. I was told by my parents (many years later) that this was my favorite song when I was a child. I also didn't know how to handle records back then. My dad was so pissed because I scratched three copies. Back in 62' when this was released you could buy them for a quarter. When I was born they were going for big bucks. This one brings back great memories of being around the record player.

I have to be honest, I was singing that Chorus all day. You've got me again.

the "you like that, you like that shit" is genuinely so catchy

Your writing for the songs and the scripts and lore for the radio show are impeccable. Best use of ai ever.

My Great Aunt raised me and just passed recently, she had this on vinyl and would play it everyday. Really brings back the memories.

I remember when my great-grandpa showed me this song, he'd take me fishing this would play on the oldies station and he'd sing along as loud as he could. He always said it reminded him of "back when lawyers were cheap"

This song was actually the inspiration for the classic video game Shadow of the Colossus.

These remakes of old tunes are SO MUCH BETTER than newer music.

Honestly I really enjoy having this in the background while I scroll through the comments reading all you brilliant little souls funny excerpts. So relaxing.

While the runaway success and widespread apeal of their bigger hit "I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again" obviously can't be denied, I always have felt that "The Shadow of My Wiener" is honestly the more musically impressive the harmonies are much tighter and more complex.

My 4 year old boy focking loves this song but he couldn't understand a couple of the words so I made a lyric video for him on my channel! Now he sings along every morning and laughs out of control!!! LOL!!! Thank you Obscurest Vinyl!

The sticky sweethearts second biggest hit. This one topped the charts back in 1962 and swept across the nation. Those were the days.

"The angle of the dangle is in direct proportion to the heat of the meat," and no song better illustrates this maxim than _The Shadow of My Weiner_ .

I remember seeing these boys down at the Odeon on a Tuesday afternoon matinee sometime in '64. Everyone was there to see the Four Tops, but the Sweethearts brought the house down. Great times!

Me and my dachshund started dancing to this song... then the lyrics became clear. He's going to need therapy.

🤣🤣❤‍🔥💯 So glad I got in on the ground floor. This is massive. Thank you for all youve done. Really. 💯❤‍🔥

Another classic from the Sticky Sweethearts!! 😂😂

This is actually the song that was supposed to be playing on the jukebox when George McFly went into the malt shop in Back to Future to recite his poem to Lorraine.

@gregmeyer1805

2 ай бұрын

His density popped him to her. But in actuality it was the shadow of his weiner.

Every Breath You Take (50’s version)

Back when music was music.

A thunder effect worthy of The Cascades' 1962 classic Rhythm of the Rain. But on my wang.

Another great song from the platoon soundtrack. My dad, a Vietnam vet, chuckled when that same came on during the movie...I could tell it brought back memories

Finally, a song for Orcs about to Raid an Elf Village

I remember the great blizzard of '68. Got us snowed in for months. Nobody could have prepared for it. Eventually we ran out of wood and had to warm ourselves to the glow of radiotubes. We ran a radio of a handcranked generator. Those dang tubes kept your warm for hours. The local station lost most of their tape collection due to the storm ripping the roof off. They threw up a tarp and kept that show going in t-shirts in minus degree weather. We don't make men like those anymore. I'll never forget the songs on repeat for hours while the frostbite took most of my toes. I didn't complain, we didn't complain back then. We made shadows with our wieners on the wall from the glow of the radiotubes, while dad was beating mom to keep warm.