Jesus turned water into wine. He drank way too much water to drive.

@mistylover7398

5 күн бұрын

🤣

Still better than 99% of country made today

He just gets angrier and angrier

@antoniodevigo4788

9 күн бұрын

Yep, he's getting there!😹😹😹

Jesus ain't even got a license! There goes your insurance bro.

@mistylover7398

5 күн бұрын

Monday

Jesus doesn't fear death or prisons. The man can get himself out of both in 3 days tops.

@nicholashodges201

6 күн бұрын

Okay, seriously, letting them nail your skinny ass to a cross so you can resurrect yourself 3 days later is a bit much when all he needed was even a public defender. In every account that's the hardest I've seen a judge work to not convict But then he would've lost that particular flex

@mintypotato777

5 күн бұрын

yet he let John rot on Patmos for 100 years just for lols. someone needs to look closer at this guy's tendencies

@lindseyshupee

Күн бұрын

um but doesn't it say somewhere that a day with jesus is like a thousand years... so that's.... three thousand years LOL

@larrylaffer3246

Күн бұрын

@@lindseyshupee I said he himself doesn't fear either because of the length didn't I? Still 1000 Days, that's what a little over/under 3 Years? Some prison sentences last longer and/or are for life so that'd be actually quite quick when you get down to brass tacks.

He tried to drive the car aCROSS the water.

@brianwesley28

9 күн бұрын

He may walk on water but he doesn't hydroplane well.

@Leafer55

7 күн бұрын

You nailed that one

@mistylover7398

5 күн бұрын

​@@Leafer55 lol ✝️

I didn't know they had Uber in the 70s.

@dwellyn

7 күн бұрын

They didn't.

@JidoKashi

6 күн бұрын

Yeah it’s in the style. Not meant to actually trick people into thinking it actually WAS from the 70’s.

@brettreynolds1976

6 күн бұрын

*Jewber

Anybody else notice that on the cover, Jesus is driving the opposite direction of the rest of the traffic?

@Merylstreep1949

3 күн бұрын

😂

@Cleric0Youth

3 күн бұрын

Also Jesus left hand has two thumbs

His blood is wine...

@SentientSingularity

9 күн бұрын

BAC 1.00

@Leafer55

9 күн бұрын

@@SentientSingularity goddamn right it is

@darrellcook8253

9 күн бұрын

Way over the limit. WAAAY OVER.

@ViolettaD1485

7 күн бұрын

Transubstantiation.

Stop taking the wheel, Jesus. I'm trying to drive

@mistylover7398

5 күн бұрын

Same.

This is proper use of AI

I'd never let Jesus take the wheel. We'd probably get pulled over by Romans or something.

@MadGamerRus

Күн бұрын

Never let him drive in Romania 😭

Actual Jesus of Nazareth: "PBOP! That's not ME, you're high on some bad meth and that's some junkie who wandered out from under an interstate overpass! Listen for once!

@1C3CR34M

8 күн бұрын

*jesus walking out of the bar ready to drive his friends home* where’s PBOP? Guess he drive home, hope he’s OK.”

@rathraven1313

2 күн бұрын

It was Brian actually.

Just looked closer at the picture and saw tail lights … realizing that Jesus is driving on the wrong side. JFC

I've been laughing at this for, like, five minutes straight. The cover alone...

Thats what you get for drinking yourself into a walking blackout, meeting some dude named Jesús at a bar, and fhen letting Jesús drive your car.

Catholics pray to St. Christopher when driving. He carried Jesus home drunk once.

@dubuyajay9964

5 күн бұрын

Nice man.

We are playing this song at church this Sunday with the praise team haha

Jesus is all about love each other and stuff, but he's a shitty designated driver.

Yea, letting a Jewish man from year zero to drive is probably not a good idea.

Well yeah, dude was born in like 30 BC, he doesn't know how to drive

Mad Messiah- Road Rager of the Resurrection

Lmfao! Funniest rebuttal to "Jesus take the wheel" ever!!! 😂😂😂

I let jesus take the wheel & he crashed the car that would have made a 70s & 80s comedy movie in way of smokey & the bandit about a drunk dude being to drunk to drive and he allows jesus to drive but ends up getting into a high speed chase from the police and state troopers through 7 states

@patrickhernandez785

8 күн бұрын

Lmfao 😂😂 That Would Be A Classic If It Was A Movie .

“I Pray to God, His Son, wouldn’t crash” goes hard as fuck in the paint.

I have not laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you. And I love that picture.

Jesus in a Smokey and the Bandit movie.

My Jesus likes to party

Last time I let Jesus take the wheel he drove from my house in Upstate New York to somewhere in the middle of the Australian Outback in a rented Subaru Outback. He killed a kangaroo and grilled it with some plants he found growing around. As we ate, he told me stories about angry servants and keepers of the flame. Then the acid wore off. I was in the parking lot of some shitty Australia-themed restaurant with a bunch of partially eaten burgers and a couple of those fried onion monstrosities scattered around on the seats and floor of the car. Apparently this song had been on repeat, and I had been "singing" along, for at least twelve hours after getting the food. Point is, make sure you know the source, kids. A friend's father's former bandmate's basement utility sink is apparently a good one. 👍 I miss the 90s.

in a unusual twist of events, the local church would probably be willing to provide bail money

I so want to sneak this onto my local country station.

Ha, ha, jokes on him. He was so drunk he didn't realize it was Satan trolling him.😈

you better let me get into heaven for this shit

I love how the other cars facing backwards

This is Hank Williams jr slightly modified

JESUS DROVE FOR UBER IN THE 70S

@dontaylor7315

9 күн бұрын

Luckily he didn't get any passengers because there was no Uber app in the '70s.

@mm72213

9 күн бұрын

"The drunk guy was an afthole to lend jesus his GD car"😂😂

@jamesslick4790

7 күн бұрын

@@dontaylor7315 In the '70s you needed to use a rotary phone to get an Uber. Not an "app" but a string of digits!

@dontaylor7315

7 күн бұрын

@@jamesslick4790 Omygod that's killing me!😆😂😅

@jamesslick4790

7 күн бұрын

@@dontaylor7315 Of course this IS a 2024 "AI" generated tune, So I had to adjust the time scale. And I was a grown ass man in the late 1970s. LOL. Uber ITSELF didn't exist in the 20th Century. We used something called a "taxicab", That you ACTUALLY got using a rotary phone!

Amazing song! Great job. 😂

I can't believe nobody has made this joke it's so obvious and hilarious.

Never let him drive in Romania, those Romans certainly bear a grudge against him 😭

You would think that Jesus would at least wear his seatbelt.

@captaincomedian6320

8 күн бұрын

What do you think that red sash is?

@chrisnemec5644

8 күн бұрын

@@captaincomedian6320 Just that. In cars, the seat belts are always the same color.

@derekhobbs1102

7 күн бұрын

@@chrisnemec5644 Plenty of cars here in Australia have different colour seat belts, black is just the most common.

0:27!!!!!! Thank you so much!!!! I NEEDED this laugh today!!!!!

Don't trust him with a car. Not to mention the nails probably make the pedals stick. He drove mules.

Made it about halfway through before my blasphemy limit was reached.

@briant5039

8 күн бұрын

no worries, Kflashcarr888, god is imaginary

@normaningemann3868

6 күн бұрын

The song tries to hard to be funny! Too many lyrics!

I have no idea why this showed up to me, but I am glad it did.

Soooooo close to awesome.

One of the best examples of AI art I've seen. Bravo.

I had plenty of nights when Jesus took the wheel 😂

the look on their faces is as good as the song! 🤣💀

Friends don’t let imaginary friends drive drunk.

@MichaelsInCharge

9 күн бұрын

😂❤

@blackmagician7645

8 күн бұрын

That would explain why Jesus didn't let the imaginary singing cowboy take the wheel.😅

@CycolacFan

8 күн бұрын

@@blackmagician7645 Jesus isn’t real, but if the cowboy isn’t then who is singing the song?

@blackmagician7645

8 күн бұрын

@@CycolacFan Ask Jesus.😅

@CycolacFan

8 күн бұрын

@@blackmagician7645 can’t, he’s imaginary. 😉

The Uber lines a dead giveaway this is brand new AI

I reckon Yeshua (better know by his Roman name of Jesus) would get a laugh outta this. Remember, whenever somebody says to be more like Jesus, you just remind them he chased people out of the temple with a cat-o-nine tails!

@Uncle_Dave_Dave

7 күн бұрын

for changing money and selling livestock in a place of worship*

@Uncle_Dave_Dave

7 күн бұрын

but yes, jesus does think this song is funny, i approve.

Jesús was just a Mexican dude he met at the bar. He said, he was sober, but, he lied. He drank too much wine 🍷. 😂

god that art just tells a fucking story, like this is the climax of the Movie where Ted and Jesus go on a wild Blues Brothers Chase

Jesus could not even drive three nails into a wooden cross. How is he supposed to drive my man's whip home from the bar?

Subscribed. All hail Baby Cheese Sauce! Amen.

The inspiration for Jesus Take The Wheel by Carrie Underwood

It is rare, because nobody in the 1970s heard of it then, either.

The cover art reminds me of a single from a soundtrack of a crazy 70s movie

I didn't know Uber was a thing in the 1970's. You learn something everyday.

WWJD What Would Jesus Drive?

Yeah, letting folks from the Iron Age drive without all the drivers' ed any of us would need to become competent is a bad idea...

Bet the bible belt loved this. Just like they like jetton and wheeler who mine similar territory. Love it.

I'm all for ai music but did a 8 year old that just learned how to curse come up with this

@christophercaldwell192

5 күн бұрын

It's a realistic amount of swearing when your car has been wrecked by someone else driving it

This song has been necessary since the original came out. I been saying never let a man drive who can’t read the manual.

This is the funniest thing I've ever heard in my whole life❤😂

This song appeared to me on a midnight and I don't know where it came from or why but man was it funny!

I would so hang out in this honky tonk

Don't worry Lord I've got a 4x4 we can just go off road we're good Amen 🙏😁

@patrickhernandez785

6 күн бұрын

@@user-ij4nc1cw2n jesus on a 4 wheeler or dirt bike would be rad.

@user-ij4nc1cw2n

6 күн бұрын

@@patrickhernandez785 actually I really like the picture it would look awesome on my shop wall because there's no way my wife will let me have it in the house and that's a fact Jack 🤣👍🍻

Anyone ever noticed all the crosses lining the roadsides around the country? I've never seen a Star of David or Crescent Moon. I'm thinking they're better drivers.

Unscheduled reboot

But all i saw him drink all night was water 🤔

So hilarious 🤣

Based on their eyeballs, Jesus & his partner riding shotgun are both tweaking HARD!

Too bad he needs 3 days to ascend to heaven, otherwise he could have disappeared from the car and left the singer to eat the consequences. 😂

Them Chicanos in SoCal are quite the street racers.

Amen...

The song structure is a bit fucked but the message makes up for it.... awesome

1:42 😆😆😆

I FOUND JESUS.! He was behind the sofa all this time..!

For Tod so loved the beer that he gave his only certified diver, that whosoever ride with him should not get pulled over, but have everlasting bar nights.

Jesus: "Where's the foot-holes?"

Hilarious! Love it!

Brilliant!

Please give this song 🎵 a listen "Gimme a Ride to Heaven Boy" by Terry Allen

O_O Whoa WTF?!

Jesus should stick to carpentry instead of driving. And lay off the hooch too, I know he turned water to wine but yikes. 🍷+ 🚗 = 🚓 👮🏾‍♂️ 🚨

@chicagotom1643

15 сағат бұрын

Makes ya wonder what happened to the shit he built

@ragingjaguarknight86

8 сағат бұрын

​@chicagotom1643 well his "daddy" was Joseph so if he was a good carpenter then Jesus should be too. 🤔 🤷‍♂️

INSPIRING

Hallelujah ye all.😂

Omg that's hysterical

If he crashed I don't think that was jesus

This is THE BEST thing I have ever heard!!!

Almost got it, next time, though, no F bombs, and no Uber references, this is the 70s. Uber hasn’t been invented yet. Good song though. Hail Satan.

@patrickhernandez785

9 күн бұрын

In The World Of AI Time Doesn't Exist So You Could Generate images of anything based an anytime period .

We need to get out of here, like now man. You may not have anything to lose in life, but I'm the Messiah. If this gets in the newspaper I'm ruined, everybody will become Muslim.

Now *THAT'S* the song Jake and Elwood should have sang when they were posing as The Good Old Boys. They would have brought the house down, no doubt about that.

You should have asked Anubis to drive instead. He's a good driver, but he likes to stick his head out the window while he drives.

Just freakin' love it!

This is ai generated. There was no uber.

ok even though this is my fave country song eva, it's effed up that if this is a.i. it got to here

I was ready to hate this, but Jesus Christ it was funny.!! 👍 👍 😁😁

It's Brian Hoyers fault.