After hearing all of the OV AI generated songs, I’m convinced that Germany’s pop scene has been run by AI for at least 40 years.

@TheRealNewWhirledOrder

2 ай бұрын

There is, absolutely, NOTHING new under the sun.

@ANDREALEONE95

2 ай бұрын

But was never able to fix Milli Vanilli out of sync problems.

@rickmiller8893

2 ай бұрын

Wait... Can AI really do these?!?! Where is my money going?

@Snyperwolf91

2 ай бұрын

Actually we have an attitude like a fax-machine and the passion of a used up Toaster while our humour is the equivalent of broken Fisherprice-toy . We germans are like skynet with a down-syndrome .

@123proffitt

2 ай бұрын

This isn’t AI. I remember holding hands with lil Cindy Lou at the Roller-Bowler-Rama in the summer of ‘85 swaying to the delicious sounds of Reyna. Oh how I miss how her breath tasted like garlic as we kissed our first kisses.

If I killed myself all those years ago I wouldn't have lived to hear this. Totally worth it.

@ThanksChris

2 ай бұрын

There’s always hope for a brighter tomorrow

@mrman8651

2 ай бұрын

Oorah, death can have me when it fucking EARNS ME

@filipelopes99

2 ай бұрын

Brooo HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@bradywilliams2951

2 ай бұрын

take ever little win you can get.

@ComfyChaos

2 ай бұрын

Same 😂😂😂😊

You could play this in a CVS or Walgreens, nobody would notice.

@Runny117

2 ай бұрын

It'd be a fun experiment

@Galidorquest

2 ай бұрын

If you reverse the bad words, they won't notice.

@user-rm5lw1qb6n

2 ай бұрын

First laugh o' the day. My undying gratitude.🤣

@user-ks9uc1ts2x

2 ай бұрын

very few would notice it. and they'd all be on board. we all know the language of our people

@kralvltavin9173

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 I'd notice. I actually listen to the white noise in the stores.

My date: What kind of music are you into? Me: It’s complicated.

@HoneyBadger42

2 ай бұрын

I really want to record one of those voice prompts with this song

@nas5276

2 ай бұрын

They just don't understand.

@Pussalia

2 ай бұрын

This made me lol 😅 "yeah, I'm pretty heavy into retro-adolescent-ai-smut songs. You know like 'Tuggin on my Nips' or" 'Secrets Your Asshole Keeps', stuff like that"

@chandlerurenda5869

2 ай бұрын

HAHAHAHAH!!!

@Keliimaoli

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

*THE TSA ANTHEM* ☠️

@binguscheese8126

2 ай бұрын

NAHHH

@lizardking2407

2 ай бұрын

100 percent!

@gregsmith7949

2 ай бұрын

🤣👍👍👍

@Eliphas_Elric

2 ай бұрын

Ok this one got me good

@bullmilk

2 ай бұрын

Lemme see your ayasshooo!

Lucy in the sky with pinkeye

@stfi7566

2 ай бұрын

The William Shatner version is fantastic. It speaks to every generation.

@amandahugankiss4110

2 ай бұрын

fuck. i can hear him doing that now.

@bearr3096

Ай бұрын

This made me weep ⚰

@Wa3ypx

24 күн бұрын

Bwahahahahahahaha

@DrTomWilliamsPhD2020

24 күн бұрын

@@stfi7566 The WIlliam Shartner version is pretty amazing!!!!!!

Imagine being on hold for about 20 minutes, then hearing this...

@lashlarue7924

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀⚰️🪦

@DrTomWilliamsPhD2020

24 күн бұрын

Or hearing this song AS the hold music.

I'm gonna tell my kids this was Taylor Swift

@glory2cybertron

2 ай бұрын

all Reyna songs would fit into 1989 😂

@NinJin-619

2 ай бұрын

Might as well be lmao

@danielbelardino7662

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@Possibly_wolf

2 ай бұрын

It’s not?!

@PanDemicBran

2 ай бұрын

Why?

I urge any and all pranksters, goofsters, and silly guys, to play this song over the speakers of a grocery store.

@francisjo3

2 ай бұрын

This is the best idea I’ve heard in a long time

@AdamSMessinger

2 ай бұрын

I bet it would be like a minute in at least before people who hadn't heard it before realized what was happening.

@PaisleyPatchouli

2 ай бұрын

Or in an elevator? With a hidden camera to catch people's reactions...

@DatWook

2 ай бұрын

I played the obscure vinyl playlist at work the other day during clean up and definitely caught my coworkers off guard lmao

@Hellforsa

2 ай бұрын

In a disco at retro nights🤣

My proctologist Dr. Kornhule knows how much I hate checkups, so he'll throw some Reyna on the radio during the exam to help put me at ease.

@charlesthoreson4162

2 ай бұрын

Holey cow! What a guy!

@tacticalmattfoley

2 ай бұрын

My proctologist, Lou Sassle, also enjoys a good Reyna every now and then.........

@Doomsdayclock2070

2 ай бұрын

"I am Cornholio! I need tp for my Bunghole!"

@acidwizard6528

2 ай бұрын

I thought it was just me. Before my last prostate exam I was so tense. I asked the doctor to put on some Reyna to help calm me down and loosen me up so to speak. Once I heard those glittering synths, drum machine and reverb heavy vocals I stopped clenching and the doctor was able to poke and prod to his heart's content. 4 hours later when he was done he untied me and let me out of his dark and smelly basement full of leather gimp suits and gag balls. I never got my results back from the exam. Now I'm wondering if he really was a doctor to begin with.

@Truck_Company_84

2 ай бұрын

These comments are making me wheeze

Why do I keep coming back to listen to this song? I cannot stop. It's genuinely one of the most catchy pop songs I've heard in a while.

I saw Reyna perform at a mall in 1986 and waited in line to meet her and when we went to take a picture together she kissed my cheek and it smelled funny.

@Nahyoudontgetthat

2 ай бұрын

How dare you accuse Reyna of performing ass to mouth! Where's your evidence?! *Compilation of Reyna performing ass to mouth* Dammit!

@420snoogins

2 ай бұрын

It was her gingivitis, not you.

@ironhell813

2 ай бұрын

She mustave been a real ass about it.

@BitKing_Ross

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@pdsg365

2 ай бұрын

And not haha funny but asshole funny

I met Reyna in ‘87 during her Bend Over World Tour. She told me this song was inspired by her ex boyfriend’s trip to Thailand

@jamesgrey13

2 ай бұрын

Bent him all the way over to Thailand, huh?

@taralang7812

2 ай бұрын

​@@jamesgrey13to the point he could watch her spread his cheeks. 😅

@veritas2048

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@Havron

2 ай бұрын

Fun fact: Reyna went on to have a young granddaughter who, after coming across one of her grandmother's tapes a few years ago, was inspired to invent her own original song, "I Wonder What's Inside Your Butthole", gaining widespread internet fame.

@celebrityrog

2 ай бұрын

Bend Over World Tour? Thailand? Totally checks out.

I married my cousin in 1984 and this song played at our wedding. Sadly we got divorced a week later after I discovered she’d been sleeping with my father but it’s still a day I treasure.

@alsmith7382

2 ай бұрын

Ah yes... Another Alabama memory.....

@albinocyclopse9952

2 ай бұрын

My brother in Christ, seek professional help

@devildoc4257

2 ай бұрын

No its my ky memory

@TXiCN

2 ай бұрын

​@albinocyclopse9952 there are lawyers to help with messy divorces, but this was so long ago.

@hypno17

2 ай бұрын

LMFAO WHAT ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

My grandma had this on cassette tape and would play it CONSTANTLY while driving us to Sunday school. I thought it was the dumbest shit ever. She told me when I get older I would have a deeper appreciation for this kind of thing, boy was she right. rip grandma and thnx for the memories

@JB-vm8rb

2 ай бұрын

Thanks for the memories is wild with this limited context fam 😳

Reyna is starting to become my favorite singer. I feel like she’s talking directly to me.

@Nanciverse

2 ай бұрын

She was the Joni Mitchell of her generation.

@monicasgeorgia

2 ай бұрын

She likes to connect with her fans and look us right in our eye. ❤

@Bwned

2 ай бұрын

​@monicasgeorgia the brown one 😮

@monicasgeorgia

2 ай бұрын

@@Bwned yep! 😂

These songs have singlehandedly cured my depression and silenced the voices in my head🤣🤣🤣

@djackson006

2 ай бұрын

They hate the glued balls song. 🍻 🤫

@dredfurst2699

2 ай бұрын

"I Met Your Mother At A Donkey Show," - Bobo Bojangles, another banger.

@cephalophore2631

2 ай бұрын

Are you going to make another album now that you're back from the dead, Chuck?

@thisisxiiione

2 ай бұрын

Absolutely 💯 I am so glad I found this shit 🙌

@TryNSave

2 ай бұрын

@@cephalophore2631Let him enjoy his holiday at Crystal Mountain, first. We don’t want to crush his spirit..

To think, this was almost the theme to Top Gun.

@veritas2048

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@GrimmSpectre18

Ай бұрын

It was featured heavily in Bottom Gun.

@chrissedaka8141

Ай бұрын

@@GrimmSpectre18 *TOP BUM

@JamesSullivan-fq9bw

29 күн бұрын

No!

@DrTomWilliamsPhD2020

24 күн бұрын

It was the love theme in the Japanese cut of the movie, beating out "Take My Breath Away". It is a hidden bonus track on the Top Gun 40th Anniversary soundtrack reissue.

Her lack of a nose explains the origin story of this song.

@tufty7026

2 ай бұрын

Brilliant 😂

@rhpicayune

2 ай бұрын

😮😮😮she DOESN’T have a nose !!!!

@josephbilotta5994

2 ай бұрын

Quite possibly the best comment in the entire history of the internet!

@awesomesauce5974

2 ай бұрын

She does have a nose but you have to look a bit closer

@dancoroian1

2 ай бұрын

​@@josephbilotta5994 calm down

Madonna tried and tried and tried, but she never did succeed in cracking Reyna's formula. Thank goodness.

They don't know how to produce hits like this anymore. Thank you for preserving our heritage Obscurest Vinyl.

The first edition prints of these actually came with an imprint of a butthole kiss with lipstick on the cover exclusively available at Sam Goody. They were quickly removed from the shelves however after hundreds of cases of pink eye were reported.

@ennuieffect

2 ай бұрын

Should have come with a warning label: “Parental Warning: Explicit Butthole Print. Do Not Removed Plastic Sleeve”

@Thelos7878

2 ай бұрын

I was a sell-out and bought mine at Tower Records in Manhattan.

@quartzofcourse

2 ай бұрын

@@ennuieffectthey didn’t even have warning labels for hot drinks and just barely got lead paint rolling, you think they would have figured out asshole transmitted disease?

@JonesFred070

2 ай бұрын

There's rumours that the very first one used brown lipstick but the claim was never verified

@MechbossBoogie

2 ай бұрын

​@JonesFred070 Those were a misprint and they recalled them because of the whole pinkeye issue.

The hits just keep coming

@timhaldane7588

2 ай бұрын

So do I.

@RedHands

2 ай бұрын

As do we all​@@timhaldane7588

@kevincrowder4144

2 ай бұрын

and coming. and coming.

@0ompaLoompa

2 ай бұрын

all over the place

As much as this song made me laugh, the comment section made me laugh even more. God bless you guys!

@JordanHarris

2 ай бұрын

Hail Satan.

Had my first kiss to this song in 1986 ❤

@tacticalmattfoley

2 ай бұрын

What was being kissed???

@LordServbot

2 ай бұрын

Y-yeah....

@panther_AM

2 ай бұрын

@@tacticalmattfoley it's a secret 🫶

@micronerd

2 ай бұрын

First "kiss"... 🫵😳 🤨📸

@panther_AM

2 ай бұрын

@@micronerd 😅😘

Why do you have to make your music so damn good? I keep accidently singing this stuff at work.

@M0053yfate

2 ай бұрын

The number of times a coworker has walked in on me shouting "I'm just rubbing and tugging my fuckin nips!" is too damned high already.

When someone asks me what kind of music I like.

1986. My gf and I saw Reyna in concert senior year. I'll never forget that look in my gf's eyes. We snuck behind a dumpster and sniffed each other's AHs for an hour to these sweet tunes. My first time ❤

@kkk2419

2 ай бұрын

I admire your bravery and honesty, my man

@pastorpresent7774

2 ай бұрын

I bet you can still catch a whiff of it, on the warm evening breeze. Memories that beautiful can't die.

@roderickcortez138

2 ай бұрын

I miss the 80's.

@user-ks9uc1ts2x

Ай бұрын

Autoharps?

@motorrunnenmolly8031

Ай бұрын

insanely 🔥 hot hot I like it.

I remember seeing Reyna on her first world tour when she came to Australia for the first time, we nearly didn't get into the concert because dad forgot the tickets but luckily dad had razor sharp teeth from all the methamphetamine he was using so he managed to chew straight through some chain wire fencing around the back and snuck us around the back, it was such a good concert, it distracted us from having to work in the copper mines the next day

I remember my older sister had the Belinda Carlisle cover of this on record. It had a pamphlet inside the sleeve that when you unfolded it, it featured a photograph of her chocolate starfish with a lipstick kiss on it.

@rich9493

2 ай бұрын

I remember that!

I got goosebumps listening to this. The way she accused me of having my ass eaten by another girl resonated deep within my soul. The raw vulnerability in those lyrics unearthed emotions I have never felt before. It is a beautiful and tender reflection on the human experience, touching on themes of love, betrayal, and the eventual discovery that it was in fact her that had ate his ass herself. I was at the edge of my seat the whole time, wondering why he would cheat on his girl with that c**t up the street. You could only imagine the relief I felt when she realized it was in her her own lipstick now smeared all over his crack. Beautiful song, a timeless classic! I haven't cried this much since Luke was denied going to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters by Uncle Owen.

These songs are perfect for a grand theft auto game.

@djramennoodles

2 ай бұрын

Im still under the impression that these are all gonna be in GTA 6

@SwobyJ

2 ай бұрын

@@djramennoodles It would be a genius way to gauge responses for later live recordings.

@DatWook

2 ай бұрын

Starts dropping every new song on a single GTA station now that we've manifested it, rockstar makes enough to pay them for every song bet

@Streetw1s3r

2 ай бұрын

Seriously reminds me of Love Fist. I wish R* kept making parody bands.

@justjoe5373

2 ай бұрын

This would go hard in Vice City

you never want to hear these words coming from border patrol

@CasualVFlowerEnjoyer

Ай бұрын

Wow you actually got me to laugh out loud for real

Adding to the wedding playlist

Butthole Surfers have constantly talked about how they would not have formed if not for Reyna

@user-ks9uc1ts2x

Ай бұрын

Reyna and Gibby were actually pretty tight back in the day. Also they got along personally

@WadeKentopp

Ай бұрын

​@@user-ks9uc1ts2x I like what you did there... 😂

I was tasked in March of '87 to handle PR for Reyna, which, in retrospect, was a low point in both my career and hers as well. Reyna wasn't selling albums or singles at that time, and her management considered some very extreme measures to get her in front of people, specifically in the United States. She was signed to a defunct label out of the UK, called Hermophone Holdings. Why is Hermophone defunct, you ask? Well, that's because Reyna (at the request of her management and a plate of coke) loaded up three saddlebags of personal lubricant and large Sharpie markers (???) and went to a shopping mall in the middle of a Saturday afternoon, spread full eagle, and began to do things with both items that I simply cannot type here. Both saddlebags were emptied, and the Sharpies vanished, along with seven children and twelve elderly couples. The Fontana Massacre, as it was known back then. This is the story of why I quit PR, and why you don't hear about Reyna anymore.

I was heartbroken when I heard about Reyna's unfortunate nose injury, but luckily she's just as beautiful as ever all these years later.

@user-ks9uc1ts2x

Ай бұрын

She's consistent all right. That's what we pay for

I'll never forget hearing this song at my junior prom in '87. The entire night Becky Peterson would not talk to me. She and I had been going steady almost the entire year until the night before the prom when I regretfully shared my a**hole with another woman. The whole school ended up finding out which made Becky furious. She ghosted me all day and wouldn't even look in my direction at the dance. Then this song came on and things changed. Becky confidently walked over to me and put my hands on her hips as we started to slow dance. She didn't say anything to me -- not a single word. She just stared into my eyes as the lyrics told our personal story to the world. The lipstick from the other girl hadn't completed faded away and Becky somehow knew it. There was nothing I could do except whisper, "I'm sorry" a few times. She didn't respond to my apologies, but rather just continued her unwavering stare into my eyes. I know she wanted to know the secrets of the night prior by seeing the lipstick for herself. But some secrets just had to stay kept. The worst part is that Becky was the only girl who could put my head down to my feet. Nobody else could even come close. I was such a fool and can never hear this song without thinking about Becky. I'll probably never find another Becky Peterson but at least when I hear this song I can always remember what we had. You never know what you have until it's gone, I guess. Great song, though.

No cause this song absolutely SLAPS.. if it was released with “proper” lyrics it would definitely top the charts even now

@Runny117

2 ай бұрын

it honestly has no business being as good as it is lol

@ExtraQuestionableContent

2 ай бұрын

What do you mean? This was a huge hit in '84. And the lyrics are very proper; Reyna was a genius lyricist.

@machenka

2 ай бұрын

Proper lyrics? What did I miss? I remember it taking the world back in the 80’s and nobody would dare to say to Reyna back then that her lyrics were not ‘proper’!

It only barely cracked the US Top-20, but "Secrets" went to No. 1 in Sweden, France, Japan and Belgium, and Reyna routinely sold out concerts in Europe and Asia well into the 2000s.

I remember reading an article in 1984 where Reyna was asked what her favourite sport was. Her answer was basketball because she loves the challenge of taking on the rim.

@user-dy6by7zk2q

2 ай бұрын

she loved driving for a tough two

@JB-vm8rb

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, remember that article in '89 when her fame came winding down, she was quoted saying the music industry "bent me over and spread those cheeks"? Classic Reyna, Bro. Always telling it like it was boy, no capsicles 💯

I remember how hard I cried the first time I heard Sinead O'Connor's acoustic cover of this.

@stfi7566

2 ай бұрын

This was the song she was to perform during her infamous SNL performance, but NBC forced her to change it at the last minute.

@nathanhileman3848

2 ай бұрын

Hahahahaha

@johndashuta7826

2 ай бұрын

You haven't wept until you hear the list Johnny Cash version that was supposed to be released instead of his version of "Hurt".

@CapucineSky

2 ай бұрын

I just want to let you know how hard this made me laugh. God bless.

@gregmeyer1805

Ай бұрын

​@@stfi7566 Apparently her ripping up a picture of the Pope on live TV was deemed less offensive than serenading someone's rectum.

This is truly magical. What a time to be alive.

@wombleofwimbledon5442

2 ай бұрын

Hold on to your papers, fellow scholars!

They played this at my high school prom in '86. I always had a crush on Reyna.

As A Board Certified Proctologist This is one of the songs most requested by Colonoscopy Patients

This was on the soundtrack to Mannequin in the 80's

@misternice5687

2 ай бұрын

Kim cattrall was stunning in the music video.

@stfi7566

2 ай бұрын

@@misternice5687There was another version featuring Estelle Getty, as The Golden Girls was a hit show at the time. It was one of the first videos to get a regular rotation on MTV’s new spinoff channel for older viewers, Vh1.

This song went number 2 on the radio stations in San Francisco. But of course we know their are no a**hole secrets in San Fran...

@ironhell813

2 ай бұрын

It’s no secret that there are plenty of assholes in San Fran…

@veritas2048

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@brockobama4408

2 ай бұрын

Lotta Open Secrets in San Fran

@kci517

2 ай бұрын

They love the smell of their own farts...the windows would be closed.

Taylor Swift needs to take notes. This is how you write pop songs.

I show people obscurest vinyl songs..they asked "whats wrong with you "as im dying laughing 😂 ❤❤

I'm absolutely loving how the comment section is creating the back story and lore for Reyna!

@link122771

2 ай бұрын

An actual person created by the thoughts and comments of others. Goddamn. Nothing could go wrong right? Right?

The Salad Tossers remix of this song is my personal favorite.

I'm Casey Kasem, and this goes out to a heartsick lover, with a burning pile!

@morrison1405

2 ай бұрын

Savage! 😅

@Sasqadian

2 ай бұрын

Ahh yes, don't hear them called "piles" very often these days... thanks for that.

@deadtoolhead22

2 ай бұрын

I'm Pussy Pussem...and this track just slayed me.

@JB-vm8rb

2 ай бұрын

Thank you for your service 🫡 needed this one lol

@leftistsarenotpeople

2 ай бұрын

THANKS, you kok womble! Now I'M the one sitting here laughing like a damn lunatic.

Saw her at a mall in Kingston, Massachusetts in the summer of '87. She performed right after a Lil' Miss Beauty Pageant in front of Sears and it took a good 5 minutes before people understood what she was actually singing... they just assumed she was singing some Tiffany-esque lyrics about teen love and heartbreak... boy, that place cleared out fast. After the show, we went to the Bedding section, grabbed a blanket, and ducked into a changing room -- I gave her a Dutch Oven and she gave me Blumpkin... good times... good times.

@roderickcortez138

2 ай бұрын

I had to google Blumpkin. I'm sorry I did 😮

@TheKitchenerLeslie

9 күн бұрын

@@roderickcortez138 lol

It was her lipstick the whole time. 🥰What a twist, just like Escape (The Pina Colada Song).

Absolute proof AI has surpassed human intelligence already

@theo9952

Ай бұрын

I am rather ignorant on A.I. I suppose that someone writes the lyrics and A.I. sets them to music ? Or maybe one provides a few key words and all the rest is A.I. generated ?

@ColtraneTaylor

10 күн бұрын

You think a human didn't write and upload this?

@ColtraneTaylor

10 күн бұрын

​@@theo9952 The lyrics are human.

@theo9952

9 күн бұрын

@@ColtraneTaylor Νο, there is no doubt that a human uploaded this. It is just that a few days ago, prompted by videos such as this, i watched a video in which a guy explained how an A.I. program works. Among other things he said that you can write your own lyrics or you can just provide key words and let the program do the rest.

@ColtraneTaylor

9 күн бұрын

@@theo9952 The auto lyrics aren't fine tuned enough to be interesting and funny.

Listening to this in my proctologist’s waiting room before my appointment.

She speaks from the heart here. Deep emotion. Catchy tune. Wowser. This is now in play rotation. A musical genius.

Its got to the point that as soon as I see these drop I click instinctively, and without hesitation. Whatever your process is you definitely hit the spot for these songs.

I unironically listen to this every day. It's probably gonna be in my Spotify wrapped at the end of the year and I'm not sure how to explain this people. Oh well, *plays again*

This is the National Prison Anthem They should do a follow up to this called Daddy Drop the Soap

@stfi7566

2 ай бұрын

This song was covered by Pia Zadora for use in the third “Naked Gun” movie during the prison scenes. However, the song was never used nor released as a single and all copies were burned in a massive dumpster fire at Paramount Studios.

@ciceromeridius-decimus9641

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂omfg

I am obsessed, I keep listening to this on repeat.

When I eat a Taco Bell Grilled Stuft, there are no secrets.

@swissarmyknight4306

2 ай бұрын

Or at least, nothing is being kept.

@ironhell813

2 ай бұрын

That’s right, it spills all the beans…

@ComfyChaos

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

This was my Grandmother's favorite song. She sang it to me all the time when we at the park. Great memories!

If it wasn't for the lyrics, I'd think it was an actual80s song. Thanks for the giggles

Diddy's theme song.

@iturnedintoamartian-cm6nd

2 ай бұрын

😏😆🤣👌🏻

I remember her! "The Gross Tiffany"! For some reason she only ever played at dirt malls.....

How the hell do you even output all these bangers

@Th3Watch3r

2 ай бұрын

I don't know either but I'm here for it. 😂😂😂

@ennuieffect

2 ай бұрын

AI is a hell of a drug.

@francisjo3

2 ай бұрын

It’s one of the secrets my asshole keeps

I was in the Air Force and stationed in Turkey in '90. This song was always playing in the Turkish steam baths I visited. Oh, the memories.

I dated her in the 90s. She wasn't called the "RimJob Queen" for nothin', dude!

Reyna is a musical innovator of the highest degree. She is responsible for the creation of Butthole Pop.

@JB-vm8rb

2 ай бұрын

Whaaat? I had no idea she got into the soda game too? They need to update her Wikipedia!

I first saw Reyna perform this toe-tapper in '81 in Central Park, NYC. She opened for Cyndi Lauper. "True Colors" was very good, but it was "The Secrets Your Asshole Keeps" that stole the show.

Used to play this on the trombone back in middle school. Those were different times

@jeff6413

2 ай бұрын

Was it a rusty trombone?

Sitting here at ihop overnight just jamming and none of my coworkers have clued into what they are listening to... Just got through playing a song called "Pulling Out My Pubes" and everyone thought it was Chubby Checker singing... Life is great 👍

I can appreciate her backdoor approach to her immaculate song writing skills...😎

This was our prom theme song in 1987. Unforgettable… when everyone began singing along, even the faculty, you just knew that was going to be a magical night!

My aunt was a superfan of Reyna, got me into it. This song takes me back to sleepovers at her house. RIP aunt Cheryl.

i hate that this is so good.

@user-ks9uc1ts2x

Ай бұрын

Reyna hears that a lot

I met Reyna in 1985. She was charming

@truckbros35

2 ай бұрын

She isn’t real

@sammyb1651

2 ай бұрын

@@truckbros35 Correction: She's Unreal!

@LILBABYBOBBYHILL

2 ай бұрын

​@@truckbros35youre not real

@truckbros35

2 ай бұрын

@@LILBABYBOBBYHILL yes I am

@truckbros35

2 ай бұрын

@@sammyb1651 still not real

This new Reyna slaps. Her songs need to be on Apple Music and Spotify! It’s so catchy and nostalgic! I love singing along to it! 😅

Cheeky little number

When I was a boy in the 80s, I roller skated with my sweetheart to this song. Good times...

Heard nothing but sweet things about Reyna. Even in person she was very down to earth and humble about it. She never shied away from the suggestive themes and she knew what she liked! I got a copy of her somewhat hard to find demo she was passing out when she was still sort of a nobody. You may have heard of the 'A2M at 2AM' tape she gave out when she was playing small clubs and she hadn't made it yet. Many of the songs that were re-recorded for later albums like 'Hole Lot of Lovin' and 'The Fingers Fit'. She has my favorite version of 'Brown-Eyed Girl'. Simply perfection! Love you Reyna!!!

@ComfyChaos

2 ай бұрын

OMG 😂😂😂😂😂

I had this on a 45!!! Reyna was the queen in my high school years

I smell a hit!

I love that this is actually a good song

Reyna was born in Paris and I was lucky to see her live in Marsalis in 89. Hearing this in her native tongue made me pucker in ways man was never meant to.

Dammit, this song keeps running through my head all the time. It's seriously beautiful.

☢️This is some fallout vault tunes right here...☢️

A lively and melodic offering, Reyna's third single from her breakout album, 'Butts, Butts, Butts', kept her signature smooth styling but with just a dash of added 'zing' compared to her first release, the highly popular ballad 'Never Known An Asshole (Like Yours)'. Whilst there's nothing particularly groundbreaking about 'Secrets', the catchy chorus and Reyna's velvet vocals (imploring a lover to let her delve into their darkest secrets), were a welcome break from the flood of synthesisers and electronica that was dominating the German charts at the time. As popular as it was, 'Secrets Your Asshole Keeps' was only the third most successful release from the album at the time, with both 'Coming From Behind', and 'Your Tongue In My Ring' spending more time in the charts. That said, 'Secrets' is the one that still gets played and probably the track that most people are familiar with today.

Those sweet whispers sends chills down my spleen. 😂

My Uncle Randy says his cellmate loves this song.

I'm running out of lighters for all these anthems

@stfi7566

2 ай бұрын

Turning on a lighter for this particular song may be a bad idea.

Another thing to add to the list to hide from your woman.

@SlapStyleAnims

2 ай бұрын

Why hide it? She ain’t the one if y’all can’t vibe to this together

@ibtaba

2 ай бұрын

@@SlapStyleAnims uhhh sounds like you don’t live in reality. 🤨

@FirstFamilyCharger

2 ай бұрын

I sing these to mine. She hates it (she secretly loves it).

@TryNSave

2 ай бұрын

@@ibtabaHit her with the “Pants” song. If that doesn’t do the trick, bounce.

@greeneyesNink

2 ай бұрын

Don’t keep it from the woman 😂 If she doesn’t get it, then at least you still have these classics. Don’t keep a negative lady in your life. Find someone who will vibe with you and the songs😂

This is what the internet was invented for

@plebeian_egalitarian

2 ай бұрын

This sorta takes me back to the 2000s, when there was so much funny shit on the internet😂

Wow this really takes me back to my high school prom! Thanks for preserving such a wonderful time in music.

Never thought I'd hear the theme song to a full cavity search 🤣

My father played this song on the night I was concieved. It has forever been a staple of every family event we have.

The only secret mine keeps is my spare house key. I kept losing that damned fake rock in the shrubs.

Electric Youth really went in a new direction.

@r.b.ratieta6111

2 ай бұрын

This is the new promotional song for Drive 2.

I have a buddy serving time in prison. He said that this is always being sung in the shower by the inmates.