The Paralympics Are A Superior Sporting Event. Josh Blue

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The Paralympics Are A Superior Sporting Event, just ask Josh Blue! Watch "The Disabled List" by Josh Blue only at www.dybarcomedy.com/joshb

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  • @tube29
    @tube294 жыл бұрын

    "Oh his hand is on backwards OK" - that killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SmokeDogNY420

    @SmokeDogNY420

    4 жыл бұрын

    ya it was ok up till then, but that was gold

  • @interestedbystander196

    @interestedbystander196

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not a disability for soccer, though...

  • @interestedbystander196

    @interestedbystander196

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mdtaylor2274 I was talking about the fictional guy on the opposing soccer team that Josh was talking about. How is having a problem with your hand a disability when it comes to soccer? That's like saying someone is colorblind, so they can play soccer st the Paralympics. I trust you understand that I am being tongue-in-cheek about all this?

  • @ililililili9726

    @ililililili9726

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mdtaylor2274 Yeah arns are key to keep a good balance. Big disavantage not having arms with constant change of direction.

  • @1x0x

    @1x0x

    4 жыл бұрын

    Interested Bystander i thought he meant the guy had a disablility that made his hands do that. like an issue with his body its not just a weird looking hand

  • @cloroxbleach5687
    @cloroxbleach56874 жыл бұрын

    Give my man a Netflix special

  • @GAMINGOBRIEN69

    @GAMINGOBRIEN69

    4 жыл бұрын

    I would like a gallon of you to drink plz

  • @Loonaticx

    @Loonaticx

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol, special. I get it

  • @drakenelsoncomedy

    @drakenelsoncomedy

    4 жыл бұрын

    He's had a couple.

  • @jamesdakis9691

    @jamesdakis9691

    4 жыл бұрын

    I would watch this guy any day.

  • @Skelldr

    @Skelldr

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is the funniest joke in this comment section.

  • @a.m.7438
    @a.m.74384 жыл бұрын

    I like how his shirt is just a pic of broccoli.

  • @tehfuqizg0inon588

    @tehfuqizg0inon588

    4 жыл бұрын

    I wonder if it's a reference to being a "vegetable"

  • @Derpster2493

    @Derpster2493

    4 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was a disabled version of a nuke mushroom cloud.

  • @Celticbiker97

    @Celticbiker97

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@tehfuqizg0inon588 that's what I've always assumed. A self deprecating joke on his disability.

  • @Zombgetsu

    @Zombgetsu

    4 жыл бұрын

    Weed. Its weed dude. The refference is weed. Smh.

  • @joshlockie9285

    @joshlockie9285

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s a stupid thing the normies in the legal cannabis industry in Canada came up with.

  • @tkshillinz9334
    @tkshillinz93344 жыл бұрын

    "There's nothing even wrong with that guy right there."

  • @double-you5130

    @double-you5130

    4 жыл бұрын

    tkshillinz until i saw him run past and his hand was on the other way around.. lol

  • @MrJgreig72

    @MrJgreig72

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cept his hands on backwaeds.

  • @Pyrela

    @Pyrela

    4 жыл бұрын

    In 2000 Summer Paralympics Spain fielded an intellectual disability basketball team that was found out to be completely normal. lol

  • @dragonlordojutai9139

    @dragonlordojutai9139

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Pyrela well mostly normal, 2 players actually were disabled.

  • @MrJgreig72

    @MrJgreig72

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh his hand's on backwards.

  • @gsdfan8455
    @gsdfan84554 жыл бұрын

    Good to see Josh is still out there being funny. Long time fan here

  • @Goigigandfriends

    @Goigigandfriends

    4 жыл бұрын

    Josh is so badass still look for him monthly on youtube glad this made its way to me

  • @Mel-pb5xw

    @Mel-pb5xw

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes!!

  • @emanonymous

    @emanonymous

    4 жыл бұрын

    i havent seen him in years and he's still great

  • @MrJgreig72

    @MrJgreig72

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm disabiled. I'm just like him.

  • @marktravels9601

    @marktravels9601

    4 жыл бұрын

    Josh cracks me up everytime. 😎

  • @ironhide5611
    @ironhide56114 жыл бұрын

    “My coach had the nerve to put me on the disabled list!” Best punchline ever!

  • @jamesdakis9691

    @jamesdakis9691

    4 жыл бұрын

    Love his logic that being on the disabled list should "cancel out" his disability!

  • @jamesdakis9691

    @jamesdakis9691

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Fast Internet He is already disabled. If you disable a disability, it "fixes" it.

  • @homelackin2234

    @homelackin2234

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jamesdakis9691 i interpreted it as him being even more disabled should make him even more qualified to play. Lol

  • @jamesdakis9691

    @jamesdakis9691

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@homelackin2234 Good point! Hadn't thought of it that way!

  • @misterschubert3242

    @misterschubert3242

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was already laughing pretty consistently but I had to pause it at that point.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin14854 жыл бұрын

    Must be tough running with two legs! 🤣

  • @InayetHadi
    @InayetHadi4 жыл бұрын

    This was true comedy based on real life. This guy is great.

  • @albert276

    @albert276

    4 жыл бұрын

    Inayet Hadi loosely based on real life

  • @elleret

    @elleret

    4 жыл бұрын

    Indeed

  • @dan-5678
    @dan-56784 жыл бұрын

    I've seen Josh live and not only is he insanely funny but he's very caring, I had a friend that wasn't feeling well and ended up fainting and Josh Blue himself came out before the show and stayed until my buddy at was okay and taken back to his place to rest. Super awesome guy.

  • @nickniehaus1763
    @nickniehaus17634 жыл бұрын

    "They lived together year round and practiced twice a day. And uh.... We didn't do that" Killed me 🤣

  • @blueskies3752
    @blueskies37524 жыл бұрын

    Give this man a triple raise on whatever he makes. He's a great commedian

  • @epdlp4506
    @epdlp45064 жыл бұрын

    I had a brain tumor detected in December 2018 which left me in a coma for two months, 4 months in a rehab center, and 2 months in a senior's citizen center. And I am only 44. I went from a wheelchair to a walker and now in November 29, 2019 I can walk with a cane. I admire him so much more after I had been handicap for a year and it seems like never ending. Go Josh Blue. A true inspiration😁🇺🇸

  • @Rood67

    @Rood67

    4 жыл бұрын

    💖💖💖 He was funny, and I'm glad you drew inspiration from him. However, your testimony has made my day!!! *May God watch over and keep you*

  • @epdlp4506

    @epdlp4506

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Rood67 Thank you very much. I really appreciate it. You made my day too.😁

  • @blueeyes6852

    @blueeyes6852

    4 жыл бұрын

    My gosh Edith! What a long, arduous year for you! I am so sorry! How scary that must have been!! I'm so happy you're vertical again! I fell, had back surgery and am still in constant pain. But I'm vertical! Yay! I used to only be able to lie down. Now, still in pain, but I can drive, see friends and family... do a little grocery shopping... I feel so blessed to have back, my life! You've come a long way girl! Applause 👏👏👏👏👏 applause👏👏👏👏👏! I just can't even pretend to walk in your shoes... You're a survivor! Praise the Lord! Take care and I'm sending prayers your way...😊

  • @captjamus

    @captjamus

    4 жыл бұрын

    Happy for you! My wife had an operation for a brain tumor. After I brought her home she went from a cane, to a walker, and is now in a wheelchair. Sometimes things work out, sometimes they don't. Be thankful for your outcome!

  • @epdlp4506

    @epdlp4506

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@blueeyes6852 Thank you. I really appreciate your words of support. You made my day.😁

  • @iamscoutstfu
    @iamscoutstfu4 жыл бұрын

    "aww man, his hands on backwards." lmao, I lost it.

  • @dericksuapaia
    @dericksuapaia4 жыл бұрын

    “We did not represent the country well” 😂💀

  • @nickniehaus1763

    @nickniehaus1763

    4 жыл бұрын

    derick suapaia "and uh, we didn't do that" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @NGMonocrom
    @NGMonocrom4 жыл бұрын

    This guy is 1000% funnier than 90% of the comedians featured on this channel.

  • @bluluckyduckie

    @bluluckyduckie

    4 жыл бұрын

    His first special, Sticky Change is hilarious!! If you like this one 😂😂😂

  • @jonahmosher3314

    @jonahmosher3314

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pipe Tunes, Stop it already

  • @gildaslefur2435
    @gildaslefur24354 жыл бұрын

    "My coach had the nerves to put me on the disabled list" 🤣

  • @kiquecantina2269
    @kiquecantina22694 жыл бұрын

    “Better get a neurologist out here” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @markg.4246

    @markg.4246

    3 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely hilarious!

  • @hertzair1186
    @hertzair11864 жыл бұрын

    I’m surprised he didnt mentioned he couldnt get a handicapped parking spot at the Paralympics....all taken etc..

  • @stsk7

    @stsk7

    4 жыл бұрын

    Good one

  • @jjryan1352

    @jjryan1352

    4 жыл бұрын

    Isn't that an old Steven Wright joke?

  • @danielbean1726

    @danielbean1726

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jerry Seinfeld monologue

  • @donnybwisor

    @donnybwisor

    4 жыл бұрын

    and that's why he's a comedian genius. You expected that joke....he isn't going to give you what you expect.

  • @cliffordlevy3918

    @cliffordlevy3918

    4 жыл бұрын

    Too easy

  • @BuzzinVideography
    @BuzzinVideography4 жыл бұрын

    I’m glad somebody explained the term “plenty” to me. It really means a lot

  • @gwouru

    @gwouru

    4 жыл бұрын

    Boo.

  • @grey9919
    @grey99194 жыл бұрын

    Legit the best thing I've done today was click on this video

  • @Zombgetsu

    @Zombgetsu

    4 жыл бұрын

    Best thing I've done in 2019.

  • @alohaor9948
    @alohaor99484 жыл бұрын

    I saw him play in Athens in '04. Yep, I'm the one.

  • @ericthompson3982
    @ericthompson39823 жыл бұрын

    I love how he giggles at his own jokes. It's adorable.

  • @mikevasquez1103
    @mikevasquez11034 жыл бұрын

    Perhaps, the Paralympics should have a shenanigans clause.😁

  • @poorang900
    @poorang9004 жыл бұрын

    Hilaeious. He was on the disabled disable players list.

  • @robertmcdonald8042

    @robertmcdonald8042

    4 жыл бұрын

    She probably still could, she's more disabled than this guy 😐

  • @anthonysnoeren8560
    @anthonysnoeren85604 жыл бұрын

    The dude's timing is so good!

  • @Renofirefly30
    @Renofirefly304 жыл бұрын

    I remember him from last comic standing. So glad he is still doing comedy.

  • @screwfist

    @screwfist

    4 жыл бұрын

    Except that was 12 or 13 years ago and he is still doing the same material now. Funny stuff, just old and used

  • @davidbeppler3032

    @davidbeppler3032

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well his application as a traffic cop was denied again.

  • @jada90
    @jada904 жыл бұрын

    "he saved a bunch of their shots" laughter was forced out of my mouth at that

  • @blueeyes6852
    @blueeyes68524 жыл бұрын

    Oh Josh Blue! I just love him!! Thank you SO much for uploading this funny, charming and thought provoking comedian! He's been my favorite since first seeing him on LCS. His wikipedia page is really awesome. I am so happy to see him again! Thanks again for the upload! 👇👏💕💞💟.

  • @jimhernandez7712
    @jimhernandez77124 жыл бұрын

    humor comes from out of darkness to light of life and sparkle in the eye. luv as always

  • @stsk7
    @stsk74 жыл бұрын

    "Where were you guys at the games" loool

  • @trevormcmanis
    @trevormcmanis4 жыл бұрын

    One of the most funny and talented comedians out there

  • @jcs6206
    @jcs62064 жыл бұрын

    Hilarious comic, I'm hoping he puts out more material soon.

  • @chadkase7580
    @chadkase75804 жыл бұрын

    This guy is amazing, keep going Mr Blue

  • @crusader7659
    @crusader76594 жыл бұрын

    This is one of the few times the KZread recommendations were worth it

  • @elleret
    @elleret4 жыл бұрын

    “Nothin’ but punks to us!” - Josh Blue 😂

  • @larryl4881
    @larryl48814 жыл бұрын

    I ran into him one time at Seattle airport 2011. He is a really cool dude. I normally don't go up to well known people or celebrities but I wanted to say love his standup and the Nike joke made me cry.

  • @randygerman2176
    @randygerman21764 жыл бұрын

    Too good! Needs to be longer maybe like a full on special? How about it Netflix get your ACT TOGETHER and put him ON!

  • @TolaRat
    @TolaRat4 жыл бұрын

    "There's nothing even wrong with that guy." 😂😂😂😂

  • @Buckle02

    @Buckle02

    4 жыл бұрын

    I call b.s. on number 5

  • @ameteuraspirant
    @ameteuraspirant4 жыл бұрын

    the paralympics is a reminder to me that even disabled people are more physically fit than I am.

  • @MelindaMysticWitch
    @MelindaMysticWitch3 жыл бұрын

    "put me on the disabled list" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @TheDhammond
    @TheDhammond3 жыл бұрын

    So great! Can’t wait to see more of Josh Blue!

  • @musiclaboratory9694
    @musiclaboratory96944 жыл бұрын

    at first I thought it was another Comedy Central short but then I realized that it was very funny

  • @kidwave1
    @kidwave14 жыл бұрын

    "The disabled list" that is brilliant!

  • @GhanaianBliss
    @GhanaianBliss4 жыл бұрын

    This is amazing, comedy gold right there!

  • @MrTheTomahawk
    @MrTheTomahawk4 жыл бұрын

    Always loved this guy. Fav clip is still when the other palsy guy got on stage with him lmfao

  • @victorreid4106
    @victorreid41064 жыл бұрын

    It’s about time they got him on here

  • @ThomasLeonard454
    @ThomasLeonard4544 жыл бұрын

    Josh you're Awesome, we saw you in Las Vegas a few years back. Loved you then and still do.

  • @sjsd7779
    @sjsd77792 жыл бұрын

    Josh Blue's comedy is absolute genius! Gut busting hilarious feel good comedy!

  • @music_istherapy8860
    @music_istherapy88604 жыл бұрын

    I remember him from back in the day. I've always liked his comedy.

  • @benhaven7501
    @benhaven75014 жыл бұрын

    Josh should be a household name. he really deserves to be alot bigger. hes hilarious

  • @dozer1642
    @dozer16424 жыл бұрын

    If you can watch this without laughing out loud, you are clinically dead.

  • @gwouru

    @gwouru

    4 жыл бұрын

    I've always said I was a zombie.

  • @autumnwinters9366

    @autumnwinters9366

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can’t make it through the first two minutes without snorting

  • @dozer1642

    @dozer1642

    3 жыл бұрын

    Autumn Winters god bless you my child. You are ALIVE!!!!

  • @dozer1642

    @dozer1642

    3 жыл бұрын

    Autumn Winters I just watched it again and I’m still chuckling. I freakin love this guy.

  • @autumnwinters9366

    @autumnwinters9366

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@dozer1642 He’s bloody brilliant! He always makes me laugh really hard

  • @chickenmonger123
    @chickenmonger1234 жыл бұрын

    Loved him on Last Comic Standing.

  • @chrischarette8725

    @chrischarette8725

    4 жыл бұрын

    I remember him saying '' his mother was the only one who knew when he was drunk!''

  • @totesmgoats.
    @totesmgoats.4 жыл бұрын

    Love this guy makes me laugh every time

  • @fragwagon
    @fragwagon4 жыл бұрын

    Man does he kill!

  • @gregoryjames7696
    @gregoryjames76964 жыл бұрын

    Fantastic clip out of what must be a phenomenal set. Clearly a talent.

  • @ForPetesake552
    @ForPetesake5523 жыл бұрын

    This cat needs a Netflix special.

  • @joshjohnson2600
    @joshjohnson26004 жыл бұрын

    Haha I'm so happy he got back into my feed. Josh Blue is hilarious!

  • @eronacalloway9159
    @eronacalloway91593 жыл бұрын

    He’s a FANTASTIC Funny Comedian🤣

  • @petermcdougall1152
    @petermcdougall11524 жыл бұрын

    Man I love this guy, I forgot where I seen him first, but always cracked me up

  • @yourfriendlyneighbor985
    @yourfriendlyneighbor9853 жыл бұрын

    I just laughed so hard I peed myself. This guy is great!!!

  • @Bobby.Kristensen
    @Bobby.Kristensen4 жыл бұрын

    This guy is special.

  • @djsonfire0001
    @djsonfire00014 жыл бұрын

    Josh Blue is hilarious!

  • @microusb42069
    @microusb420694 жыл бұрын

    Those 5 thumbs down are going to hell

  • @AC-os1he

    @AC-os1he

    4 жыл бұрын

    No they made a mistake cause their hands are on backwards

  • @DanButcher303
    @DanButcher3034 жыл бұрын

    This dude is hilarious. I saw him at my work once. I treated him like a regular customer. Ignored him, made him wait, lied and said we didn't have what he wanted, facebooked while he ordered. You know, treated him like a regular dude.

  • @marcgebbylauron
    @marcgebbylauron4 жыл бұрын

    He's still at it!

  • @carlosalvador3926
    @carlosalvador39264 жыл бұрын

    i called redundancy, when he said it cancels itself out i laughed even harder

  • @dcameronrez
    @dcameronrez4 жыл бұрын

    Hella funny if I’m not laughing I’m smiling while watching him crush it 💥 🥊

  • @4elementssurvival263
    @4elementssurvival2633 жыл бұрын

    One of my favorite comedians by far.

  • @josephjones7020
    @josephjones70204 жыл бұрын

    This guy was freaking hilarious.

  • @kiquecantina2269
    @kiquecantina22694 жыл бұрын

    He should have a Netflix special..🤣🤣

  • @undr_guv_surv
    @undr_guv_surv4 жыл бұрын

    He kinda reminds me of Leo fron that 70's show his voice and hair

  • @crypticxxii
    @crypticxxii3 жыл бұрын

    Love this guy, probably my favorite of all the guys who've been on DBC

  • @1happyguy823
    @1happyguy8234 жыл бұрын

    Super Funny!!!!

  • @kathykelley7273
    @kathykelley72734 жыл бұрын

    I work in pecs ortho I this this special would be great for morale 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

  • @thunderstud6701
    @thunderstud67013 жыл бұрын

    That disabled list joke killed me. I'm just a talking ghost right now. Lol

  • @mooshuguy5141
    @mooshuguy51413 жыл бұрын

    What a great example of playing the hand you’re dealt. I absolutely admire this man (even when I’m passed out from laughing)

  • @kaitlinski493
    @kaitlinski4934 жыл бұрын

    "I call bs! Number 5!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @godbluffvdgg
    @godbluffvdgg4 жыл бұрын

    This guy has been hilarious since he first came out...At least 8 years or so.......Wow, I saw his last comic standing routine...That was back in 06, just looked it up...I think I only saw him one more time since then...He's still a GREAT comic...His timing is so tight...

  • @joshuahudson3975
    @joshuahudson39754 жыл бұрын

    I am a comedic critic and I finally found someone funny. This guy is actually worthy to be followed.

  • @themanagement69

    @themanagement69

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joshua Hudson who pays you to criticize and review comedic? I’m calling shenanigans bra

  • @ForrealMwangi
    @ForrealMwangi4 жыл бұрын

    Well you’re the best now bro, this is your arena and you own that stage!

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin14854 жыл бұрын

    I just love this! Watching again. Great timing and writing.

  • @goodtogrow7774
    @goodtogrow77743 жыл бұрын

    That one guy that laughs louder than all the rest 🤣

  • @kieferrex8454
    @kieferrex84544 жыл бұрын

    I love to cry and laugh at the same time

  • @Comrade_Akimov
    @Comrade_Akimov3 жыл бұрын

    The release of tension is the key of his comedy

  • @nicklindy40
    @nicklindy404 жыл бұрын

    This guy was hella funny!! Way to make Lemonade out of the lemons life gives u!! We can all learn a few things from this guy!

  • @ialastairi115
    @ialastairi1153 жыл бұрын

    I remember watching Josh Blue on comedy central doing stand up and it KILLED me hes super funny, out of nowhere though he seemed to just disappear I'm glad to see his stand up again!

  • @Olterior
    @Olterior4 жыл бұрын

    OMG this dude is Gold. Netflix come on bro. We need a special by this guy.

  • @corinconner7004
    @corinconner70044 жыл бұрын

    I have the same disability. I got it from a stroke causing me to have hemiplegia the only difference is is that I have it all my left hand. This all happened when I was just an infant; so when my mom came up to me one morning and showed me this comedian, I felt relief that I'm not the only one who has to deal with what me and my friends call a dinosaur hand 😊

  • @gonebamboo4116
    @gonebamboo41164 жыл бұрын

    Great sense of humor Thanks

  • @h34p
    @h34p4 жыл бұрын

    The link is broken, you spelled "drybar" wrong.

  • @gwouru

    @gwouru

    4 жыл бұрын

    This needs to be noticed more than it is. They still haven't fixed it.

  • @s_rofbear

    @s_rofbear

    3 жыл бұрын

    So what you’re saying is... Even the link is disabled. 😅

  • @TheSixStringGuy
    @TheSixStringGuy4 жыл бұрын

    Seen him years ago in jacksonville....funniest and down to earth guy!

  • @438wildcats
    @438wildcats3 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely brilliant!

  • @drg8687
    @drg86873 жыл бұрын

    I literally spit food all over my nice monitor when he said "Oh, his hand is own backwards." Oh man, worth it.

  • @GeminiDB13
    @GeminiDB134 жыл бұрын

    Loved it!! This guy is super funny! Got a new fan over here dude

  • @fastica
    @fastica4 жыл бұрын

    If these jokes were told by an “abled” man no one would have laughed. This is why I love self deprecating humor. It makes you laugh at politically incorrect jokes without guilt.

  • @michaelharder9737

    @michaelharder9737

    4 жыл бұрын

    Comedy can serve as a relief valve from the pressure of etiquette. The guy/gal on the stage gets to address issues that we have to pretend aren't there (like birth defects, physical conditions, even race), and for a bit we get to relax a little.

  • @fyukfy2366

    @fyukfy2366

    4 жыл бұрын

    No one would've laughed because the jokes would've made no sense, not because they wouldn't have been self deprecating

  • @AC-os1he

    @AC-os1he

    4 жыл бұрын

    Or you could not be a pu$$y and realize that comedy is just comedy

  • @malikevans2615

    @malikevans2615

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@fyukfy2366 exactly that was a stupid comment

  • @JD-pi3eh
    @JD-pi3eh4 жыл бұрын

    I used to see him around Jacksonville Florida

  • @joset8074
    @joset80743 жыл бұрын

    “Someone better get a neurologist out here” 😂

  • @rishab8world
    @rishab8world4 жыл бұрын

    Downloaded Drybar just to see Josh's special

  • @midsein

    @midsein

    4 жыл бұрын

    +1

  • @clarity9405
    @clarity94054 жыл бұрын

    Wow this dude killed..had me crying laughing...why am I just finding out about him?

  • @bonniekeough244
    @bonniekeough2444 жыл бұрын

    Josh never dissapoints. Love!!

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