Michael Caine has talked about why he opts to be in seemingly crappy movies, and he even wrote about it in his memoir. The gist of it is, Caine decides his projects based on where the filming is, if he wants to go there, and if he can bring his family. Pretty awesome, if you ask me...

@rossamullen5918

2 жыл бұрын

Michael Caine on Jaws the Revenge: “I have never seen the film, but by all accounts it was terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific."

@moxxie9707

2 жыл бұрын

Gotta respect the commitment to artistic integrity

@anitarasmussen2810

2 жыл бұрын

Well yeah Caine can actually act. Pretty well in fact. Steven??????(

@anitarasmussen2810

2 жыл бұрын

@@rossamullen5918 the worst of all jaws movie's

@imogenx9145

2 жыл бұрын

I think I read something similar for Christopher Walken where he says yes to a lot because he never knows if it'll be any good or not.

I burst out laughing when he used a flaming building to light his cigarello. Can you imagine a firefighter pulling up to your burning home and taking out a pack of smokes like, well, might as well put this tragedy to good use.

@oldhickory4686

2 жыл бұрын

Lol! Love it...

@silvervalleystudios2486

2 жыл бұрын

They don't even do smoking in modern mainstream movies anymore. Let alone a firefighter breaching professional boundaries by lighting up a cigarillo at a burning site. With flame from an active fire. Only in the 90s!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ItsMrAssholeToYou

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention the raw petroleum would contaminate the tobacco and make at least the first several puffs taste absolutely vile. Yeah, you can taste it through the flame. Just ask anyone who's lit a cigarette off a match before the phosphor's exhausted.

@whoelsebutmeofcoursei

2 жыл бұрын

I can't imagine a motherfker doing this in real life, imagine how much of a embarassing bastard one has to be to pull of that move IN REAL LIFE XD

@joebwannabe

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of that Greg Giraldo joke "holy shit, my house is on fire!....marshmallows"

Theory: You could edit together scenes from all of Steven Seagal's movies into one giant epic and it would fit almost seamlessly. His characters are always the same. Someone do this, please.

@SwiftNimblefoot

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he basically has no acting talent. Plays the same stoic badass in every movie

@rmx4087

2 жыл бұрын

Steve Cigar thinks he's James Bond.

@kennywilkinson913

2 жыл бұрын

The pacing would be way off, with a strong 1st act, a didn't see this coming 2nd. And wtf is this switch me off now 3rd act. Ironically like most modern movies

@redharrison894

2 жыл бұрын

@@SwiftNimblefoot Well you can say the same thing about Jim Carrey or Jackie Chan? No one can play Steven Seagal roles except him!!

@carldzoga1348

2 жыл бұрын

His movies are practically sequels, LOL

Michael Caine has been in so many films. I seriously have wondered if he's ever been chilling at home, channel surfing on a Sunday afternoon when he's stumbled across one of his many performances and thought, "I'm in this movie?"

@mrcliff3709

2 жыл бұрын

I imagine he made a drinking game of it or something akin to it at this point

@madmanarrivednow

2 жыл бұрын

Easy. His good films are work, the bad ones are holidays.

@tanya4534

4 ай бұрын

It reminds me of Eric Robert's, he has starred in over 700 projects.

@ThePsho

2 ай бұрын

​@@tanya4534"I'm Duffy"

@CrypticCocktails

Ай бұрын

The movie PCU has a C plot involving this idea

Back when _MadTV_ was first-run, I thought Wil Sasso's Steven Segal was an over-the-top parody. Seeing some of these clips now make me realize it was actually a fairly accurate depiction.

@SwiftNimblefoot

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed. Though I wish we could get a modern Seagal parody, where he just sits in a shadowed room, overdubbed, and uses body doubles for walking around. :P

@elainethomas9737

2 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅😅 I had forgotten about that...it was hilarious 🤣

@MaximusWolfe

2 жыл бұрын

Sasso is a comic genius. His Elvis, Deniro and Arnold impressions are hysterically funny.

@Dustemikkel_Rev

2 жыл бұрын

At first I thought Sasso was too heavy. Otherwise he was utterly brilliant as Seagal. Then of course he became way too skinny. It was so strange how Sasso and Seagal went in VERY different directions physically. I still maintain that Sasso did a better Seagal than Steven Seagal.

@DriscolDevil

2 жыл бұрын

I was having the exact same thought recently when I was watching a different video about him. Yeah, he really nailed it especially the lazy fat boy kung fu.

For Steven Seagal, violence is not the answer but the question. And the answer is "yes".

@twcyangon119

2 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHAHAHA UNDERRATED COMMENT 💯😂

@seanmatthewking

2 жыл бұрын

Violence is the question and answer. It’s also the part in between where you’re thinking about what the answer is.

@curtiskretzer8898

2 жыл бұрын

That is pretty judgemental bagging on Glimmer Man like that

Most action heroes eventually recognize the comedy potential of their own "action hero" persona. This goes double for Steven Seagal because he can't act - making everything he does that much funnier. But instead of fans laughing with Steven Seagal becoming a comedy legend, Steven Seagal has chosen to become an aging action hero, with everyone laughing at him.

@amberbaum4079

Жыл бұрын

He has still so many fans who genuinely like him. Just take a look under any martial art video by some chum here on YT that praises Shitgal's "martial skills". Absolutely fucking deluded these people.

@planescaped

Жыл бұрын

He always was a fraud and a macho-obsessed weirdo. The guy is a real life cretin, so it is no wonder.

@backtoklondike

6 ай бұрын

Stallone is one off the few action stars who really can't do comedy. But even he has the recognition that he knows what he is and plays into it. Just not in the self-aware way like Arnie.

Steven Seagal is an example of what a child would think they'd be like during intense situations

@josepha3805

5 ай бұрын

Steven Seagal is more Steven Seagal then you'll ever be

@timo4463

2 ай бұрын

​@@josepha3805i dont want to BE Steven seagul 😭

@Stonecutter334

2 ай бұрын

@@timo4463don’t cry. No one does.

@Stonecutter334

2 ай бұрын

Or how a coke fueled narcissist would behave in general. Im sure this is how Trump sees himself too except he’d stop and loot the women’s pocketbooks as well. Then blame the guys he came with for the theft.

Steven Seagal has had a weird career. From the late 80’s to the mid 90’s, he was leaning hard into an “Italian” identity he’d created for himself. Then, in he late 90’s, he became an “eco-warrior,” draping himself in Native culture and blowing stuff up for the planet. In his defense, Chuck Norris did the same thing with Forest Warrior. Now Seagal’s basically a kung fu manatee, with a goatee and bad dye job. Oh, and he’s also a part time cop and BFF’s with Putin??? More WTF than weird, TBH.

@kiramead4133

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget his side career as a blues musician lol. kzread.info/dash/bejne/eH2fr7GdlrCcabA.html

@CChissel

2 жыл бұрын

Didn’t he have some kind of relationship with Kim Jong Un too, or am I thinking of someone else?

@MrPoogly

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget his lifelong fetish for east asian cultures.

@skylx0812

2 жыл бұрын

"Kung Fu Manatee" 😂

@classyredneckcinema9327

2 жыл бұрын

He really is Italian and native American his dad was a Jewish italian and his mom was native American but now he claims he's part Russian mongol and native american Steven u may have Russian and mongol in ur ancestors that doesn't mean u are he just uses acents now to fit in he's a dummy

Michael Caine says yes to every role because he is immune to career consequences from bad films. He just...moves on.

@FINNSTIGAT0R

Жыл бұрын

@Chris Schipper Last time I saw him as a lead was in Harry Brown. Don't know if he's been in a lead role since.

@lrts1lrts181

Жыл бұрын

@@FINNSTIGAT0R he is almost 90. How could he play lead roles?

@FINNSTIGAT0R

Жыл бұрын

@@lrts1lrts181 I was answering to someone who was talking about Michael Caine and leading roles. I can't remember exactly what it was though that he said.

@wanabee

Жыл бұрын

@@FINNSTIGAT0R he was in getting out in style as a lead

@eddixon2015

11 ай бұрын

@@lrts1lrts181 He's top billed in a movie coming out in 2023... make of that what you will.

I saw this one at the local theatre. Some of us were laughing as we left, as he had that big environmental message at the end of the movie after causing an environmental nightmare by blowing up an oil rig.

"A Steven Seagel beats people up scene." Pretty much every Steven Seagal movie. Kind of like every Transporter movie.

Steven Seagal literally punched the racism out of a man. Magnificent.

@EssexAggiegrad2011

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, nobody punched the loser out of Segal

@pandamonium9255

2 жыл бұрын

@@EssexAggiegrad2011 🤣🤣🤣 good +1

@theblackflame4002

2 жыл бұрын

Acting like an activist when he's forced women to have sex with him if they want to be in a movie. Typical woke joke

@AztecUnshaven

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes people just need a good ass whooping lol.

@shellac23

2 жыл бұрын

It’s the guy from dumb and dumber!!!

Regarding feathers, they are exceptionally heavy. This is what makes birds so dangerous. Every time people go outdoors without a Kevlar helmet, they are taking their lives in their hand. As we see at the start of Forrest Gump, a feather hits the main character in the head at the start of the movie causing brain damage and the character rambles on incoherently for the rest of the movie and goes off to murder a woman he has been obsessed with his entire life and kidnaps her child.

@heatherbrebner8057

2 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious

@GamesFromSpace

2 жыл бұрын

Which is what makes Steven Seagull the most dangerous bird.

@gogglespisano24

2 жыл бұрын

I can't love this more.

@GlasgowGallus

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@johncholmes643

2 жыл бұрын

Jeezus....

Im from Alaska and the depiction of natives is like something out of Nanook of the North, they don't use dogsleds anymore.

@kungfew1396

2 ай бұрын

Did you notice when the mercs were shown the photo of who they were looking for it was Mark in that fur with a gun? 😂 I definitely believe you if you say Seagal's depictions of the natives there is wrong, he only cares about himself onscreen.

I was the Production Designer on a Steven Segal film, GLIMMER MAN and you got him exactly..lol

That explosion with Steven Seagal wasn't cgi. Did that stunt on his own and they had to add those back injuries because he came out of it untouched.

@sarasandrasmith

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@sirdopaminesjournal3292

2 жыл бұрын

You had me going for a second.

@katherinevalenzuela2696

2 жыл бұрын

He's been doing this for 50yrs

@sirdopaminesjournal3292

2 жыл бұрын

@@katherinevalenzuela2696 They call that a skippy.

@williamlesser6630

2 жыл бұрын

Be flying helicopters for 30 years

"Steven Seagal just always plays Steven Seagal." I have never seen a Steven Seagal movie and yet I still know this is 120% true.

@TheJoker-bz3ms

2 жыл бұрын

Bro I felt that 100 percent

@UniverseofDominion

2 жыл бұрын

I grew up with my grandmother watching his movies as if he were the PREMIERE HOLLYWOOD ACTION STAR, and I can verify this. His squinty-eyed, gruff delivery is the only type of "acting" he knows how to perform.

@psychedelicpayroll5412

2 жыл бұрын

@@UniverseofDominion My great aunt was watching his films when we visited her once in the nursing home too.😂

@UniverseofDominion

2 жыл бұрын

@@psychedelicpayroll5412 The older ladies like him, I do not get it.

@cesarzpontu8886

Жыл бұрын

so you had no childhood?

As an oil rig worker for 13 years, I'm afraid that my boss will betray me, set me up with explosives, rescued by a tribe and being chased by mercenaries. I'm screwed, I don't have the ridiculous jackets Steven Seagal wears!

I remember having a friend in school who was a BIG Segal fan. She was into martial arts and had posters and videos of Segal's movies. I even rented this particular movie back than because I wanted to understand the appeal. It didn't work.

@bumbumballsquimneck2161

2 жыл бұрын

I had a friend who was a huge fan of his too. I used to deliberately mispronounce his name as "seagull" and it used to really wind him up.

@seanmatthewking

2 жыл бұрын

@@bumbumballsquimneck2161 That is the correct pronunciation. Who are you going to believe, me or Steven?

Mark is acting his butt off in that lodge scene and I am so here for it.

@drezworthy

2 жыл бұрын

yo for real that shit was fucking hilarious, well done mark bravo lmao

@sneakyskunk1

2 жыл бұрын

@@drezworthy He did not have to act so well, but he did. Mark kicks all sorts of ass.

@wesleydesot4904

3 ай бұрын

Mark should of played the lead.

I know these 80-90s movies can be cheesy but I grew up watching them with my dad. I have this weird love for them because it puts me back in my child hood.

@justinmacmillan1966

2 жыл бұрын

Me too.

@silvervalleystudios2486

2 жыл бұрын

I think we all do. Its the environment and time surrounding these films that makes us have this strange love for them. The wait for them to be released on VHS, the trip to the video store and paying four bucks a night to hire them, the microwaved popcorn, the movie night. These days we spend half an hour browsing our streaming services and still cant decide what to watch.

@TheJoker-bz3ms

2 жыл бұрын

Nothing wrong with that brother. That’s why I love the Mario bros movie lol. Bad movies are good. We wouldn’t have mark making these videos if it wasn’t for the bad movies.

I worked on Seagal’s next film Glimmerman .. we Designed some great sets at Warners for him to run around in and blow up..Warners sent him to a fat farm before the filming and he started stopping in our Art Dept. and eating all our Craft Service ..the Studio sent me a memo saying don’t let Steven eat all your donuts every morning Bill..

Hearing Mark welcome me back to the show feels like a blanket right out of the drier, warm and comforting

No joke Mark, your acting at 15:14 is better than any "acting" Segal has ever done. 👏👏👏

@kenrickeason

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, it's better by miles..

@totallyradtyrannosaurus8803

2 жыл бұрын

He looks like a blonde haired Anton Chigurh.

@samueltheprideofafrikarobi9319

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know. True, Segal has NEVER been the greatest actor...but neither has Keanu. I LOVE KEANU; so that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that when you put him in the right things (John Wick, Cyberpunk 2077) he's a vision. Put him in the wrong things (Bram Stoker's Dracula, Much Ado About Nothing) and he stinks up the house. Likewise, Segal hasn't been good AT ALL in decades. However, it would be unfair to say anything other than the fact that everything in his early days between Above the Law and Under Siege (and arguably Under Siege 2) was near gold. He used to be a real action star before that star tarnished and fell to the ground at light speed. 🤣

@WesleyNiman

2 жыл бұрын

This part definitely made me laugh too

@ENigma-um8zw

2 жыл бұрын

A perfect H Jon Benjamin all throughout

The best part is the end, where Steven Seagull is giving a passionate speech about the environment, *AFTER HE BLEW UP AN ENTIRE OIL RIG* .

@hfhhfhfhghf8619

2 жыл бұрын

hahhahhahh

@nicks1451

2 жыл бұрын

And that's after he set off several massive explosions in a forest LOL

@dr.burtgummerfan439

2 жыл бұрын

"We're going to teach you to love and respect nature. Now go stab this bear..."

@mccarthy5825

2 жыл бұрын

Kung Fu manatee???!! 😂 😂 😂 😂 it's the most perfect description ever

@oldhickory4686

2 жыл бұрын

Guy is a sub contractor for an oil company, flies around in helicopters, rides snowmobiles, etc.. "Hey you guys need to use less oil." This must be based on Al Gore flying around the world in his private jet to "protect the environment".

You should tackle Steven Seagal movies he wrote himself and starred in. It’s one thing for him to play himself in movies because he has no range, but it’s another thing for him to play himself in a role that shows us what he thinks of himself.

"You tried to steal our stuff BUT you have great spirit" AND KILLED THAT MAGNIFICENT BEAR

Seagal is so powerful he can literally punch the racism out of people.

@Joecbg100

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly that might be a great power

@thursoberwick1948

2 жыл бұрын

@@Joecbg100 Imagine being able to do it with "antiracism" too. Note quotation marks.

@endlessnoise9173

2 жыл бұрын

Is that a reference to Good Bad/Bad Bad?

@DOSdaze

2 жыл бұрын

@@endlessnoise9173 That is correct, Marks bit on that reminded me of Bryan going off on the same thing. Highly recommend anyone that isn't familiar to check out Good Bad or Bad Bad's video on this movie... and pretty much anything they make.

@seanmatthewking

2 жыл бұрын

@@thursoberwick1948 Good one.

"Only through the elimination of violence can we achieve world peace". -Miami Connection, 1987

@oldhickory4686

2 жыл бұрын

"Only through violence can we achieve world peace". -Miami Vice, 1987

@silvervalleystudios2486

2 жыл бұрын

Only through breaking some drunk guy's nose can we achieve world peace. - Steven Seagal

@doctorthirteen5499

2 жыл бұрын

@@oldhickory4686 "Hey man, you got the stuff?" -Miami Vice (1984-1989)

@Highice007

2 жыл бұрын

@@doctorthirteen5499 "He's my friend" "A FRIEND!!!!" 😡 👊

@FionavanDahl

2 жыл бұрын

YK Kim is a better actor than Seagal, there I said it

I live in Alaska. So, this was a comedy. Completely friggin ludicrous on every level

One day Mark should go hunting down and interviewing the actors from such gems like Mind trap or Champagne and bullets and just ask “why” and “what did it take to star in such films”

Something tells me that a Neil Breen-Movie with a Big Budget would essentially be like „On Deadly Ground“ but with a Gouvernment-corruption-Theme and the Main Character killing enemies with his mind and not his fists.

@seanmatthewking

2 жыл бұрын

He’s probably spend his entire budget on old laptops he could destroy for no reason

@planescaped

Жыл бұрын

@@seanmatthewking I think Breen would spend his entire budget on hiring some name brand actors to be in scenes with him in an empty warehouse. XD

@-xirx-

Жыл бұрын

Breen wishes he could make this movie

I always found Steven Seagal movies kind of hilarious. The way he fights sometimes looks like he's just slapping his hands at the enemy. Forgot which one it was where he just slaps a gun out of a bad guys hands, lol. It's just so funny because he acts so serious and tough, but his fights look anything but a lot of the time.

@aaronreid8375

2 жыл бұрын

And he runs really weird. Seriously, watch his early clips in Hard to Kill or Marked for Death, he has this weird trotting run with a "I don't know what to do with my hands" kind of vibe.

@hayorge27

Жыл бұрын

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@hayorge27

Жыл бұрын

@@aaronreid8375 kzread.info/dash/bejne/oJ-nzdeMiNS7dJM.html

@bejammin2000

2 ай бұрын

That's basically what Aikido is, slapping. The problem with Aikido, is that it's so soft as to be useless except in demonstrations at this point.

The scene with the explosives-filled cave has me hysterical… “In case of what? You declare war on some small country?” “Yeah…”🤣

Never fails! I die laughing every time you insert yourself into the movies . This one with that blonde wig omg! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 “Breen Level” should be a saying! 🤣🤣

You are only scratching the surface with Seagal. This is an Oscar worthy performance compared to some of his later flicks. You have to see them to believe them.

@silvervalleystudios2486

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah his post 2003 straight to video stuff makes this movie look like a masterpiece.

@CornbreadOracle

2 жыл бұрын

My favorites are the ones when he got paunchy and way past his sell by date but he still insists on playing a badass martial arts expert.

@redharrison894

2 жыл бұрын

@@CornbreadOracle On Deadly Ground was a terrible movie, but the sequel Fire From Below it's one of the best action movies of all time

@jiggs677

2 жыл бұрын

@@redharrison894 i do not believe you

@ronniefromOR

2 жыл бұрын

@@CornbreadOracle that was like his third of 74 movies 🙂

All those 90’s action films you referenced are all classics in a way. The Nic Cage 96/97 trilogy of “The Rock”, “Con Air” and “Face Off” are just amazing and so much fun. I wish more action films were like these nowadays.

@Macadamienutz

2 жыл бұрын

Damn right. We dont get those anymore either. I used to walk out the theatre with my chest puffed out, in a weird way, 90s action flix made me feel more manly

@0311matt

2 жыл бұрын

@@Macadamienutz because we live in a time where being manly is "toxic" now... lame

@UnwrittenSpade

2 жыл бұрын

@@0311matt yup it is backwards and gross the woke left isn’t gonna be happy till we’re all androgynous

@0311matt

2 жыл бұрын

@@UnwrittenSpade you got the nail on the head, buddy

@jackdanson2

2 жыл бұрын

@@0311matt John Wick, most super hero movies, most movies with The Rock, most movies with Tom Cruise, all those expendable movies, all the Olympus Has Fallen type movies, I could literally go on for pages with movies from the last 10 years that have classically masculine leads doing "manly" stuff. Stop making stuff up so you can fit it into the fictional narrative that is your world view. Not that it matters anyway, Fury Road was one of the best pure action movies of the past 10 years and it had a female lead. And that's not new.. Terminator 2, Alien.. badass female characters in well done movies, the gender of the characters is irrelevant. If there's a real reason movies like that aren't made it's that film companies are too risk averse and aren't willing to put up big money for an R rated action movie attached to an unknown franchise. So we get PG-13 super hero movies and garbage rehashes over and over.

I remember seeing this one in the cinema. Back then Steven was amazing, cool and a kick ass master, and we watched him in whatever he was in.

I like when mark puts himself in the movies. Don’t care about the quality of the costumes. Funny AF. Thank you.

Steven Seagal: "I must fight a bear!" Writer: "Why?" Steven Seagal: "Because I can!"

BTW, the original concluding speech was a whopping 45 minutes long! So the studio told him that he had to edit it WAY back. Plus, this was definitely a vanity project. The studio only green-lit it so he would do "Underseige 2".

@SwiftNimblefoot

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it is a well known thing they financed this only so he came back for Under Siege 2.

@tonichan89

2 жыл бұрын

I thought that was the dude's entire career

@rijjhb9467

Жыл бұрын

It's not that bad as a movie, as a vanity project it certainly is better than Cobra.

Worth mentioning, the speech he delivers at the end is actually the truncated version of the one that was filmed: originally it went on for about 11 minutes. The studio said, quite rightly, that there was no way in hell anyone would sit and watch that at the best of times, let alone at the end of an action movie. If you haven't listened to a podcast called Behind the Bastards, they do a couple of episodes on him. It's a cliche to say 'his life is crazier than any movie he's ever been in', but in his case, it's kinda true, the man is a nightmare and some of the stuff he's said and done, if someone told you, you'd swear they were making it up.

Mark, I've seen tons of your videos, and this is easily the best one out of all. The jokes seem to write themselves! Do more Seagal flicks!

In the bad movie wilderness, there's a Nicolas Cage path and a Steven Seagal path, and they lead to very different places 🙃

@davidmoser3535

2 жыл бұрын

YOU DONT WANT TO GO THERE......

@moxxie9707

2 жыл бұрын

Cage has redeemed himself to me as a legitimate actor recently. Movies like Mandy or prisoners of ghostland don't get enough recognition

@jazzabighits4473

2 жыл бұрын

@@moxxie9707 Con Air was amazing imo

@moxxie9707

2 жыл бұрын

@@jazzabighits4473 put the bunny back in the box

@MaximusWolfe

2 жыл бұрын

Cage is an incredible actor who often makes awful movies. But no one who has ever seen Birdy, Moonstruck, Leaving Las Vegas, Adaptation, Wild At Heart, Red Rock West, Peggy Sue Got married, Joe or Pig would seriously contend that he can’t act. To mention him in same breath as Seagul is to expose ones idiocy.

The skits in this video are extra funny. Good work, Mark.

@oldhickory4686

2 жыл бұрын

Especially that photo of "the man" they are looking for...Lol!

@elainethomas9737

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he is hilarious 😆

Priceless amazing review Mark! As always! I didn't catch this one on the first go-round, but again YOU have created one of your very best! Hilarious from start to finish!

2:59 I like the Forrest Taft „fire devil“ logo on his jumsuit

David Letterman once said, "The other night I was watching some of my old home movies, and I'll be damned if Michael Caine wasn't in the film!"

I feel like major studios are still open to weird movies as long as celebrities are on board. Remember, in 2019 we got double Will Smith.

@silvervalleystudios2486

2 жыл бұрын

Will Smith still hasn't redeemed himself from that terrible excuse of a movie ID4

@JohnDoe-wq5eu

2 жыл бұрын

My guess is Will Smith's career is about to take a noticeable hiatus one might say. Or he might just simply retire from acting altogether. Honestly, considering his output as of late that might be for the best.

@leenoah1

2 жыл бұрын

keep Will Smith and his clone Will Smith's name out your mouth!

That ending speech was parodied in the South Park episode "Over Logging" where Randy gives a speech about how we mustn't take the internet for granted and stop over-logging on, or we'll lose it forever.

15:16 this cut to mark in THIS wig cured my depression. Then gave me a stomach ache from laughing so damn hard.

That pipe really tied the whole scene together. I do like how there's no opening in the wall for it to attach to though, yeah. Good catch, Mark.

Somehow I feel like "the native tribe perpetrated a terror attack to blow up the refinery, killing hundreds of people in the process" would probably be a pretty effective argument that the company could use to maintain their oil rights despite technically failing to complete the refinery by the stipulated deadline.

@lutherheggs451

2 жыл бұрын

Well it does take place in Murica, and with the way Murica treats anyone who is other than white. Republiklan protesters would have white knighted for the corporation they gain nothing from because they're imbeciles who don't know the difference between climate and weather while calling climate change a "lib hoax" who would have paid off the government to kick the native Americans off of the land allowing them to freely drill every where they wanted until they completely screw the climate.

@soulknife20

2 жыл бұрын

Right. But that would be interesting. And Steven Seagal can't have that.

@JohnDoe-wq5eu

2 жыл бұрын

@@soulknife20 I read that last part in his voice. The man is a walking, talking giant ego. The funniest part is I feel like life did to him exactly what he deserved.

@FionavanDahl

2 жыл бұрын

sequel hook, "On Deadlier Ground", the tribe is demonized for blowing up the first refinery, it's being rebuilt a la Death Star 2, and Seagal is hiding from eco-terrorism charges in the Alaskan wilderness - it could be like Logan but terrible

@JohnDoe-wq5eu

2 жыл бұрын

@@FionavanDahl If only Steven Seagal hadn't lost all credibility, celebrity status, and hadn't gained like 200 lbs. This was pretty much the last time he was taken even remotely seriously by anyone. 5 or so years later he was making low budget garbage movies.

dude that bit at the end explaining your costume was the best. Keep up the awesome work Mark!

Your bit at the end convinced me to subscribe, you put so much work in these videos

I love Sudden Death. I think it was the first R-rated movie my parents were okay with me watching (I was 4-5 years old). The Fight between JCVD and the assassin dressed like the mascot was engraved into my tiny subconscious for years on end.

@silvervalleystudios2486

2 жыл бұрын

Bloodsport, Kickboxer, Lionheart and Hard Target. They are the quintessential Van Damme movies for me.

@JohnDoe-wq5eu

2 жыл бұрын

@@silvervalleystudios2486 It's a shame to hear about his addiction and how it pretty much ruined his career. He used to be right up there with all the best '90s action stars. Rick James was right.

@melvert33

2 жыл бұрын

Can we also add Sudden Death, Universal Soldier and Timecop to the list please! He's done some cracking films over the years, Hard Target was my favourite.

@silvervalleystudios2486

2 жыл бұрын

@@melvert33 Dolphin Lundgren kinda stole the show in Universal Soldier with his charm.

@MsNotzi

Жыл бұрын

"Sudden Death" was never my jam (something about those kids irked me), but "Timecop" on the other hand...gold.

I would love to see a Steven Seagal movie where he is played by Will Sasso.

@kenrickeason

2 жыл бұрын

Both would be perfect for a spoof film 😂😂😂😂

@melvert33

2 жыл бұрын

His Mad TV Seagal diner sketch is pure comedy gold!!

I appreciate that your channel digs up all of these movies from my childhood that I've obviously forgotten about, but looked so cool at the time. I remember when this came out and it sounded so bad ass. Same thing with "Color of Night." I was 15 in 1997, so I never got to see either of these movies at the time. Now, I'm glad you suffered so I didn't have to.

Someone needs to count the exact # of times Seagal has said "im sorry", or even "my bad"" in total throughout his million films. I think this is the first I've ever heard

14:53 "have you seen this man?!"

All I see now is what Neil Breen would do with a Hollywood budget

Dude, been a fan for a few years, glad to see your chanel growing. You deserve it.

I actually think it is one of Seagal's best movies and one of the few rewatchable ones.

@AmazingThor

2 жыл бұрын

It’s his most entertaining film, but not because it’s in any way “good”

I just want to note the actual tears glinting in mark’s eyes during his hair monologue.

@Dreadjaws

2 жыл бұрын

Mark is a better actor just by fooling around than Steven Seagal is by years of trying as hard as he can.

@tonichan89

2 жыл бұрын

Art.

Dude. Sudden Death is a classic. JCVD beating up Iceburgh will never be topped

Mark slipping his pin up into the movie at 14:57 had me rolling. Plus, I live the cameo from the furcoat in Ghostbusters 2.

Man, you deserve more subs. Your videos are pretty funny/ entertaining lol.

"What can change the nature of a man?" I never knew Steven Seagull was a Planescape Torment fan.

@kungfew1396

2 жыл бұрын

Castration was my first answer but Seagal is just too deep for me to appreciate his cosmic knowledge.

Steven Seagal: protect the environment!! Also Steven Seagal: thinks blowing up an oil rig and lots of natural features of the land is a good way to do that

@dannysart3990

2 жыл бұрын

Good point. But you do need that big explosion.

@releasedakracken5175

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he's such an environmental junky. Meanwhile in Ukraine

Top notch stuff Mark. I soooo love chilling late at night and getting ready for "welcome TO the show". To me it's a show. I don't even watch tv but this is my show. Great acting and skit writing. Keep it up.

This movie's a trip to say the least. It's unfathomable how mind-numbling wrong it went. Parts of it kind of work in spite of things, but others because of how badly they're presented-and also in no way helped by how unbelievably messed everything else ultimately is too.

I'd been waiting to see ol' Seagal on here, no better channel to cover his movies 😄

@jarek400

2 жыл бұрын

Check RedEyeRevies with all Seagal movie coverd. 😅 That is something.

@lauragarrard919

2 жыл бұрын

ralphthemoviemaker does a great job,too.

@lrts1lrts181

2 жыл бұрын

Mista GG is the king of reviewing Seagal movies.

There isn't a truer statement than 4:30. Seeing him in anything else immediately just makes me see him as Dr. Cox and I'm waiting for either a joke or for him to give a lesson to someone. He was so good in Scrubs.

When they showed the bad guys his photo and it was Mark in his fur with the gun I almost peed myself laughing. 🤣😭

14:57 “have you seen this man?” Lmfao

Steven Seagal was always kinda too goofy for me to buy him as an "Action Hero", this is also why I wasn't suprised when he didn't show up in the Expendables lol

@TheLakabanzaichrg

2 жыл бұрын

In one of his movies he's supposedly lifting plates off screen, he uses every trick imaginable to look tough

@mauricedavis2160

2 жыл бұрын

I feel the same way about Mr Segal and his ilk Rudy von Claude dam etc...!!!🙏😵‍💫🤔

@rebelwithoutaclue9387

2 жыл бұрын

He turned goofy real quick, but as a kid around 13 his first two movies were so cool to me! That scene where he beats up those mobsters with the pool ball in a sock 🤣👍

@VillageofShadows765

2 жыл бұрын

😀😁

@classyredneckcinema9327

2 жыл бұрын

He was supposed to be the villain in the first film with Jackie Chan but he had a lawsuit against millennium films and since Steven didn't do it Jackie backed out also so just imagine how different the original expendables would be

God bless my Mom, she loved Steven Segal. I took her to see this in the theaters when it came out. Never saw him again. I think Glimmer Man was around the same time but we avoided that.

Had to sub after this, even though it's my first viewing of your content. Your deadpan is refreshing!

My boy is back thanks for another video keep them coming!

20:40 *blows up cliff* “This guy’s good.”

Mark spits facts about those damn paper cuts. I'm like "oh shit papercut, oh well looks alright." Then the next day at work some spills on it and it's pure pain. Shoulda called Steven Seagal.

@n0m4nic

2 жыл бұрын

I worked at a printing company. When you're there your hands are as pristine as newborn. You got home, you've solved the lament configuration.

3:34 wow that is some tremendous special effects. I love how the water interacts with the base of the oil rig.

man, your videos have really grown on me. subscribed.

I am completely ready to go down the Steven Seagal rabbit hole with Mark as my guide

The fight scene in pool hall from Out For Justice is one of the best of all time.

@11bravo1789

10 ай бұрын

Has anybody seen Richie!!!!!????

I watched the heck out of this movie as a kid. Loved it. Obviously, only his movies like Under Siege, Above the Law, etc, stand the test of time. That is not to say that On Deadly Ground was ever well received by critics.

Your laugh is infectious man, love your videos. Where you insert yourself into the old man's death scene was fuckin hilarious. So glad I found your channel.

I gotta say that the voice actor who dubbed Segal in my country is far better actor than he is, thus giving the impression that Segal, is in fact, an at least average actor.

@andyepica6282

2 жыл бұрын

Deutsch oder ^^

@JohnDoe-wq5eu

2 жыл бұрын

Okay yeah I might have to watch that now.

@whoelsebutmeofcoursei

2 жыл бұрын

In my country I've heard Samuel Jackson's voice actor dub Seagal in one of his newer movies and he was for sure doing a way better job

@anikmonette2140

2 жыл бұрын

Probably why I thought he wasn't that bad back in the day(I'm a French Canadian who barely knew any English 25 years ago) so every movie I watched were dubbed.

Interesting... Steven just blow up an oil rig. Polluted the hell out of this region, killed lots and lots of fish and other see life, and I don't mention cute, innocent, penguins! And only then delivered environmental speech... Great job.

@ekswfrenwn7

2 жыл бұрын

I wanted to nitpick on your comment and say that there’s no penguins in the Northern Hemisphere but in this movie it wouldn’t surprise me if they were

@flaccidego4291

Жыл бұрын

That was supposed to be the sequal.Steven Seagal saves the Alaskan penguin from global warming

Please continue to insert yourself into as many of these movies as possible the wanted photo was the best part of this entire video

This video was worth the wait. I forgot about this movie and it's nice to have a refresher with your insights.

Even when Steven Seagull was a younger man, he didn't look nearly as attractive as any of the other late 80s to 90s action stars he shared the spotlight with, nor did he possess a tenth of the acting talent they did.

@gojewla

2 жыл бұрын

Lol. That’s totally true. What happened??

@amberbaum4079

2 жыл бұрын

Nor their charisma or likeableness they exuded (doesn't mean they were good people - it's more about their action actor persona)

@jonservo

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure I would rather watch Stallone in Judge Dredd everytime, than ever knowingly watch a Seagal movie lol

The guy who plays Dr. Cox is also in a show called Stan Against Evil 10/10 totally recommend

4:20 Ah yes - the excellent Dr. Cox - also caught moonlighting as one of the Two Bobs in 'Office Space' - GREAT!

Forrest Taft is the prototype of Forrest Gump...they just sharpened up his wit and speech skills and got Hanks to do it.

Damn, adding the fur coat was a nice touch, well done lad.

I I love that you mentioned Jaws: The Revenge. That was the review that introduced me to your channel back in late 2014.

@melvert33

2 жыл бұрын

There's the great Michael Caine quote about Jaws 4 " I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However I have seen the house that it built and it is terrific"

14:57 Had to pause the video. Tell my wife and kids that I'm going on a perilous journey and I may not return. After driving for days, then hiking for days, I stood on a ridge overlooking a serene valley. Then and only then did I allow myself to laugh so uncontrollably that I broke my ribs and passed out from the pain, only to awaken in the hospital with my family around me crying, only to utter my final words: that pic was hilarious. I have no.......regrets ☠️☠️☠️

Just found your channel and had to sub. Very entertaining. Many thanks