There is literally no scene in this movie where he doesn't look awkward and out of place. What an amazing feat.

@BadTimeBabble

2 жыл бұрын

Him and Neil Breen have this nailed on. Wish other actor/director/writers/editors/caterers did this.

@VikingTeddy

2 жыл бұрын

Gus Johnson really let himself go...

@robotrix

2 жыл бұрын

Props to the band behind him keeping straight faces

@patrickfennell6372

2 жыл бұрын

Never heard of this star, producer, director and now know why.

@Tornado1994

2 жыл бұрын

"Norads Thigs In a Car".

Actually laughed out loud when she said she sacrificed a human baby. Like wtf that escalated so quickly

@pretorious700

2 жыл бұрын

Marks' deadpan look at that line is friggin hilarious.

@yakuza01

2 жыл бұрын

not sure what is so weird about it. You join a satanic cult during breakfast and are sacrificing a baby before lunch. Tale as old as time.

@sakurarayne

2 жыл бұрын

@@pretorious700 and her delivery of that line was so bad it was perfect 🤣

@itswilbur3747

2 жыл бұрын

Do you think they started with marijuana first, then straight on to baby killing? Or was it a gradual build up through the harder drugs?🤔😆

@sakurarayne

2 жыл бұрын

@@itswilbur3747 then went straight from weed to baby killing. Had to lol. She said it just started out with drinking and some drugs straight into baby human sacrafice

That hand holding the glass looks like something out of "Naked Gun" 😂

@jordanbridges

9 күн бұрын

Lol pretty much

RIP to Pamela Jean Bryant(1959-2010). Even though she acted in one of the worst movies of all time, she seemed like a good person.

@TheGhostofJTWalsh

2 ай бұрын

Dang, died of an asthma attack at 51, that's sad.

@Alex_Gordon

Ай бұрын

and she was by far the best actor in this movie!

@jjoshaugh

Ай бұрын

@@Alex_Gordon Ya she was, and the sad thing is there are a couple of professional actors in this movie and she acted them off the stage. Huck is played by Wings Hauser who has a lot of movies under his belt. And the bad guy was William Emmett Smith, a guy with a career spanning 70 years in the business.

@shanester1832

11 күн бұрын

What if that was their 1st date, Tamera? Things could get awkward. I wonder if Tamera got into photography due to her name, OR she's actually named Susan and invented the Tamera persona for the bit. (Tamera is my favorite)

@shanester1832

11 күн бұрын

That's unfortunate to learn. She's genuinely the best part of this, natural and genuine compared to most of the other ....actors. Jon & his friends and cousins or whatever.

Anybody else notice that the Playboy bunny gave the most convincing performance

@Sick_Pencil

Жыл бұрын

for me it was the waiter.

@loumencken9644

Жыл бұрын

It clearly took great acting skills for an ex-Playboy model to pretend to be attracted to John deHart.

@opuntian

Жыл бұрын

@@loumencken9644 😅😂🤣

@markiangooley

Жыл бұрын

She did a bit of other acting, retired to concentrate on decorative art, and died relatively young from an asthma attack.

@jonathanbethards3689

11 ай бұрын

@@loumencken9644 zingo!

100% convinced this was John pretending he was on a date with a Playboy model but since he's chinless with the personality of a cherry pit, he had to pay her as an actress in a movie.

@anikmonette2140

2 жыл бұрын

"The personality of a cherry pit" 😅 Yeah, that guy's face looks like someone chewed on it for a while, then spit out carelessly on the sidewalk only to dry there for days...

@herculesbrofister265

2 жыл бұрын

This ends with a dr joke, and i say this with no hyperbole, a million times better than mr cherry pit's kzread.info/dash/bejne/fmt_j82alc-3ddY.html

@robotrix

2 жыл бұрын

He looks like one of those faces you make with software where you push all their features into the middle of their face

@OrangeElixir

2 жыл бұрын

@@robotrix Oh, man, I'm thinking of Tim and Eric again, where they did those "Video Match" sketches.

@kevmac1230

2 жыл бұрын

I'm fuckin dieing between the scenes, commentary and comments here.🤣

Huck is clearly the most interesting character in this movie. The whole film should have been about his decent into madness.

@BAN3FromNoWhere

8 ай бұрын

They shoukd have hadhim end up as one of the cultists, that at least would have added an interesting twist

@daniellewillis2767

6 ай бұрын

Totally agree 👍. Also, best moment in Apocalyse Now is when they finally arrive at Kurz's domain, bodies dangling from trees, lots of decapitated heads as decor...and out comes insane acid casuality "war correspondent" Dennis Hopper.After rambling the praises of Colonel Kurz doesn't have the desired effect he pauses, glances around and says " The heads. You're looking at the HEADS man...", which has since become my go to line whenever I'm trying to convince someone to do something, lol.

@daxmiller35

4 ай бұрын

That’s actually Cole Hauser’s dad, Wings Hauser. So, in 1992, while he was doing this piece of garbage, Cole was acting in Dazed and Confused

@Pocketrocket-pj1us

3 ай бұрын

Hi, what's up? It really goes to show that Mark has a large range of age groups, who enjoy his show. I was surprised nobody was pointing out Wings Hauser but didn't even know about Cole. LoL I just spent an hour on IMDB and realised that not only did I make a mistake, when I said, Wings had his own T.V. show. He never was the Star of a show but was on a Soap opera, ' The Young and the restless and he was on 50+ shows, like the A-Team and 90210. I also read about Cole and his career. I've seen movies he was in but didn't but 2 and 2 together. Regardless, if you're a fan of Mark's style, you should check out the RLM You tube channel and a show they do, called Best of the Worst. They take 3 terrible movies and make fun of them and they did an episode on this movie, years back( under the movie's alternate title Get Even). Also Miami Connection, Samurai Cop and literally hundreds more. They've been going at it since 2007 and are way too funny, for me to do them any justice. So check them out, if you like terrible movies, getting ripped to shreds. Sometimes Literally!! Lol Cheers from Montreal Quebec Canada

This will really blow your mind. Apparently John became a lawyer after this movie. I can just imagine his opening remarks based on this movie and breaking into the shimmy slide to finish up his case.

@danieltobin4498

2 ай бұрын

I thought he was a lawyer before

"Huck is ironing his clothes while drinking a beer and talking to a Native American mannequin." Never did I think I'd hear such a sentence in my life.

@basilbaby7678

2 жыл бұрын

Quirky comedic character, doing quirky comedic character things…

@breakingames7772

2 жыл бұрын

The smoking In the hospital was real, I remember visiting my dad in hospital in Detroit around 1989 and he was smoking, hospital ashtray and all

@sbentsen2714

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@darthvader5532

2 жыл бұрын

Its a great time to be alive

@CornbreadOracle

2 жыл бұрын

@@breakingames7772 believe it or not but I was a pediatric cardiology patient in the 70’s & 80’s and my Dad was allowed to smoke in my hospital room.

"I DON'T do drugs, OR Worship the Devil!" I plan on making this my new opener line from now on, when I meet or am being introduced to new people.

@paxhumana2015

2 жыл бұрын

I legitimately do neither in real life and if people have a problem with it, then they are the problem, not myself.

@Dustemikkel_Rev

2 жыл бұрын

"I didn't do drugs or worship the devil. Then I watched John De Hart do The Shimmyslide. It all went downhill from there."

@moebetta4224

2 жыл бұрын

Use it at job interviews. Great icebreaker.

@Vlasko60

2 жыл бұрын

Actual LOL.

@frenchyroastify

2 жыл бұрын

If they walk away, they're not your friends.

The REAL story!!! Cindy is actually brilliant. She told Rick about her situation hoping he would immediately take things seriously and go after the cult. When she realized he would rather drink and rub ice cubes all over her, she devised a plan. The reason she threw her helmet off was to fake her own death. Then she hid out, knowing that this would finally motivate him. That is why everyone at the funeral accepted the closed and empty casket. They all knew. Everyone but Rick knew. And after the ending hospital scene Cindy said thank you as she felt she owed him that at least. Then she told him to quit drinking and singing. Because it's horrible. And she never saw him again. The end.

@rudolphcarter8375

Жыл бұрын

.k jj k )kklll lll li i k n 8

@MatsubaAgeha

Жыл бұрын

Makes total sense!!

@pretorious700

Жыл бұрын

Naw, too realistic.

@katherineheasley6196

Жыл бұрын

I accept this as the truth.

@anikmonette2140

Жыл бұрын

I think in a earlier draft(if such a thing even existed) Cindy was okay with everthing her cult did, but backed out at the last second, explaining why she never called the police. She escaped and is on the run ever since but alas John is an incompetent filmmaker so he drowned the more interesting parts in secks scenes and low quality singing. There's a good movie premise somewhere...

I just love how terrified he looks on stage. Dude wants to be a movie star

Handing off the Champagne glass to someone off screen during a love scene might actually be some Naked Gun level humor if it wasn’t so obviously not intended 🤣

@shanefsr6609

2 жыл бұрын

I wholly agree, this movie was-HAD to be a troll project of every action movie ever made, which makes it fantastic

@OrangeElixir

2 жыл бұрын

Thing had a falling out with Gomez, so he had to move out and find a job.

@BGNOLA

2 жыл бұрын

Police Squad, the TV show that Naked Gun was based on, was even better. It's on KZread

@thedativecase9733

Жыл бұрын

It was, wasn't it! That's one of the funniest bad movie things I've ever seen.

@matthewmosier8439

Жыл бұрын

I think that shot, in general, implies that there was some tongue in cheek style humor to the film. Think of it this way, if you were genuinely making a movie that you wanted to be serious, you wouldn't have included the shot. You could have cut early, then reshot his hand in closeup sitting the glass down on the table, even IF you no longer had actors present and had run into the issue in editing.

Cindy's father to Rick "who are you another drug contaminated devil worshipper from.....Hollywood" I think even Ed Wood would've done another take on that one.

@BGNOLA

2 жыл бұрын

I dunno...Ed didn't do a second take when the police detective scratches his head with a gun barrel.

@silverwheel

2 жыл бұрын

@@BGNOLA that's the kind of movie magic that you just have to leave in

@BGNOLA

2 жыл бұрын

@@silverwheel I think the actor did that just to see if Ed would do a second take.

@martinberthiaume4971

2 жыл бұрын

All right my friend , you win the post of the year for that one: Even Ed Wood would have done another take! laughing out loud here!

@f.d.3289

2 жыл бұрын

But this take is just perfect! I'm so glad they let it in.

“I heard you tried the bleach thing” is the best line of dialogue ever.

@ElHombreGato

19 күн бұрын

I CAN NOT Believe Mark was able to even make it past that part. Even the guy playing Huck was like "........What?......." Like....WTH....

7:51 he is definitely reading the lyrics to the song off of cue cards while he’s up there singing 😂😂😂

The is probably the MOST vain vanity project I've ever seen. Writing, directing, producing and starring in a sex scene with your own bad singing over it? There needs to be some kind of award for Cringe factor 5000.

@migangelmart

2 жыл бұрын

There are. Choose your championship belt title: Enchanting Wizard of Cringedom OR Cringemaster Divine.

@glennjanot8128

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know, The Room is pretty bad and also a vanity project ^^

@f.d.3289

2 жыл бұрын

@@glennjanot8128 Or everything by Neil Breen. Or the Leo Fong movies. And there's lots of other films like that. (By the way, pretty much every Hollywood movie is a vanity project; Hollywood itself is nothing but a big vanity project.) But this is still one of the best. No, worst. No, best! Worst! Best! Whatever, it deserves an award.

@robotrix

2 жыл бұрын

@@glennjanot8128 Wiseau didn't sing

@AnkhAnanku

2 жыл бұрын

@@robotrix true! That does make this objectively next-level vanity.

As someone that has (unfortunately, in hindsight) run karaoke DJ for about 25 years off and on, your analogy of John singing is dead on. The wide eyed look, the back and forth "dancing" without the head moving, the feeling that they're consistently a half beat slow, and trying to sound like Elvis. This guy checks off all the boxes.

@nickstav08

2 жыл бұрын

To me he sounds like johnny Cash but if he got the shit scared out him before he started singing

@pretorious700

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention absolutely ZERO pitch.

@flaccidego4291

Жыл бұрын

DeHart even made a music video for the Shimmy Slide & uploaded it for the whole world to enjoy. kzread.info/dash/bejne/mYqMs9migtmciKQ.html

I think the sole purpose of him making this movie was to make out with a playboy playmate. Hell, it worked!

The most amazing thing about this movie is it has two actors I have heard of before in it.

@markiangooley

10 ай бұрын

Maybe DeHart did legal work for them and they owed him money?

I LOVE when Mark adds himself into the scenes. What impresses the hell out of me is that its not just still foreground shots that he inserts himself into, he uses active scenes with the people in the foreground still moving! Its makes is 100 times more hilarious. Great work again, Mark! You're becoming our favorite KZread channel. 👏🤣

@AllanKoayTC

2 жыл бұрын

and he gets the lighting right, too. what a pro.

@marcoalves7370

2 жыл бұрын

Is getting better and better doing this show and hilarious as always

@chanceneck8072

2 жыл бұрын

He´s become SO good with it lately. One of my all time favorites was as Kylo Ren in his Star Wars sequels review!

@productionswhatever9

2 жыл бұрын

He already is my favorite. He is hilarious

@ChimairaGod

2 жыл бұрын

He he he he you said insert.

I'm going to start dropping the line, "The next thing I know, they sacrificed a human baby" into random conversations to see if people are actually listening to what I'm saying.

@thedativecase9733

Жыл бұрын

Me too.

@donculotta1551

Жыл бұрын

LMAO!! If you guys go ahead and do it, you have to let us know what happened!!!

@thedativecase9733

Жыл бұрын

@@donculotta1551 I shall. Watch this space!

@anikmonette2140

Жыл бұрын

And? ... No matter. I'll try it after a couple of drinks tomorrow... 😁

@calebwood1663

Жыл бұрын

How’s that going for ya?

William Smith (Normad) had an extremely long career in westerns and action movies, plus he was a boxer in real life. How was his fight scene SO BAD?

@silvervalleystudios2486

2 жыл бұрын

No choreographer on set

@markiangooley

5 ай бұрын

Maybe he was drunk?

@jwc_1986

Ай бұрын

This movie had Wings Hauser!!! I mean, what dirt did this writer-director-lead actor have on them?

Can we have a moment of silence for Mark who had to endure this awful unwatchable movie - SEVERAL TIMES?

The blond babe at the bar deserves an Oscar for pretending to like his singing.

@gojewla

2 жыл бұрын

Especially for her comedic chops when she delivered the line, “They sacrificed a human baby.”

I think he definitely auditioned a bunch of women for that role. Most of these dudes make movies just so they can say _"You should be in my movie. Come to my basement and audition"_

@nobbynobbs8182

2 жыл бұрын

His black leather driving coat sure doesn't look creepy at all

@BGNOLA

2 жыл бұрын

That's the movie industry in general.

@docsnake

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Primm, glad you’re subscribed to this channel, it’s hilarious. Keep up the good work on Twitch, also hilarious.

@manlymcstud8588

2 жыл бұрын

that's going to be my plan if i ever have a sex dungeon, i mean 'basement.' just need to order some business cards and crank out a website. what impressed dumb people more on a card, 'CEO' or 'talent co-ordinator'?

@roybatty2680

2 жыл бұрын

How many are still there?

The playboy model fell for his willingness to chuck annoying teenagers out on the side of the road. What a man! 😂🤣😂🤣

Mark is so hilarious in his understated commentary. He’s getting the thousand yard stare. Your sacrifice is so much appreciated, good sir.

I want a De Hart music album. Put it on when friends are over. Observe their reaction. Act like you really like it. Do the "Shimmy Slide" and laugh maniacally.

@flaccidego4291

Жыл бұрын

Lol. The hot tub sex scene song sounds like a parody/satire song from a South Park episode.

@karnerblue7658

Жыл бұрын

@Flaccid Ego I thought the same thing! 🤣

‘Huck goes home and starts shooting his bills’ is the best thing I’ve ever heard.

I love bad, bad, really bad movies, they are another level of pure entertainment

@karnerblue7658

Жыл бұрын

Same! Can’t get enough of them.

@simonsmith6158

8 ай бұрын

Consistently having no sense of timing is a comedy art form

@D4LM4R

8 ай бұрын

To be honest Sharknado is one of my favorite comedy movies and Mel Brooks one of my favorite producers

@highschoolbigshot

8 ай бұрын

@@D4LM4R Mel made good movies though

@D4LM4R

8 ай бұрын

@@highschoolbigshot yeah very good movies

“I heard you did that bleach thing!” That is some Neil Breen dialogue.

@kinkanalchemist

Жыл бұрын

I can’t believe you did the bleach thing. How could you have done this? How could you have done the bleach thing? I can’t shimmy slide you out of this one, Huck.

@inspectortanzi

Жыл бұрын

​@@kinkanalchemist It was because he sacrificed a human baby.

@user-cc6nb5th6x

6 ай бұрын

I replay the bleach thing a lot.

“If you think it can’t get any worse than this, you are wrong. You are SO wrong.” Great delivery and the fear in Mark’s eyes says he’s not lying. I need to see this film for myself.

@SMaamri78

2 жыл бұрын

Me, too. Maybe the naked ladies will make it worth the effort. Maybe.

@alvexok5523

Жыл бұрын

Please don't! It'll be too painful to sit through! It was painful enough for me to sit through only seeing pieces of it, while seeing it understandably criticized! And he didn't criticize it hard enough!!

@nickgodfrey1148

Жыл бұрын

@@alvexok5523 😂 Someone is selling Champagne and Bullets on EBay for $123.00. I’m not American but I’m not sure I can stop myself….😆

Neil Breen: I am the worst actor and director to have ever walked the earth. John De Hart: Hold my beer.

@TheSheilaff

2 жыл бұрын

his disappearing and reappearing beer

@juliannaistyping

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSheilaff This reply made me LOL :p

@ve2vfd

2 жыл бұрын

No way De Hart would ever part with his beer! ;)

@anikmonette2140

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSheilaff I drank them. I hate beer but I needed something to relax and I think the crew had already enough...😁 Those deliveries weren't uttered by sober people, I'm 100% sure of it!

@justynetubbs211

2 жыл бұрын

Hold my champagne, person off camera.

So, here comes the funny part. This was a pretty bad vanity project, I did not know how this would be as my scenes were with the great William Smith (Conan's father in Arnold Schwarzeneggar's Conan The Barbarian 1982), I played the part Of Espinoza, (the guy in the suit that gets killed by William). One of the nicest guys ever, salt of the earth. They treated me well, and made lifelong friends from that shoot. But, yeah when I saw the finished project, I was... oh? Thanks Mark for the laughter. Keep up the good work sir!

@karnerblue7658

Ай бұрын

Lol Thanks for your comment! How have you been?

Wings Hauser’s character name is Huck Finney😂 I think the point here is that Wings Hauser and William Smith were the “get” stars for the vanity project. (FYI: In the early 2000’s Hauser, and his acting partner Cali Lili could be hired together for 1 price if they were to co-star in projects to help save costs (the two eventually married in real life). FYI Wings and Cali met on the project the Blue Lizard (2002).😊

Yeah, this movie is a painful vanity project but I consider it worth watching for one reason: Wings Hauser. The man was clearly very drunk, gave zero effs, and made a mockery of every scene he was in. The funeral scene where he's in the background just staring up at the sky has me laughing just thinking about it.

@hamupinhere

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't realize things stopped happening for Wings Hauser after the 80's. I mean, this is a monumental nosedive.

@maxtew6521

2 жыл бұрын

Wings is very method. The "studio" provided Evan Williams to assist in his staying in character.

@pretorious700

2 жыл бұрын

He was indeed fascinating to watch. Like your drunk buddy in a bar two minutes before he gets tossed out.

@docsnake

2 жыл бұрын

Since watching Wings Hauser in Vice Squad and the RiffTrax movie Mutant I am completely obsessed with this mesmerizing actor.

@cannibalbunnygirl

2 жыл бұрын

@@docsnake I've been a huge fan of his since the 90s. He's consistently awesome in every movie he makes. I love the guy

If this girl's mother let her marry a guy wearing a windbreaker without any kind of fight, I understand how the cult thing happened.

@arthas640

2 жыл бұрын

it was the early 90s, everyone was wearing either denim jackets, windbreakers, or flannel 24/7.

@larrylambert1220

2 жыл бұрын

I can see the connection how shirtless windbreakers can lead to becoming a member in a satanic cult.

@yellowblanka6058

2 жыл бұрын

I think she'd be more concerned with the fact that her prospective son-in-law looks old enough to be HER husband, lol.

We're grateful to you, Mark, for enduring this hell for our benefit. Your commentary is laugh out loud funny, as always.

Man i just love "bad" movies. Here in Brazil back in 2006, we used to go after them everywhere, internet wasn't the best source or the easiest way to find them, anyways we bust out asses to make theaters sessions with the worst of the worst. Congrats for the great content guys👏👍

There is something truly astonishing about movies like this one where they have this overarching feeling that the entire screenplay was written by a 13 year old boy who just loves action movies a lot or something, and they don't really have any concept of coherent storytelling; they just operate on cool tropes they've seen time and time again that they don't fully comprehend. But then you realize that no one involved in making these are actually 13 years old.

@WildFungus

2 жыл бұрын

its the star of the film it usually is.

@BGNOLA

2 жыл бұрын

There's that Kung Fu movie where they have Popeye fighting mummies and I'm thinking "this is like if I drew the greatest movie ever made in crayon when I was 6".

@crescendo5594

2 жыл бұрын

Hell, he’s been 13 for 35 years at this point. He’s the most experienced 13 year-old there is.

@homelessjesse9453

2 жыл бұрын

RedLetterMedia nailed this movie when they reviewed it.

@hamupinhere

2 жыл бұрын

@@BGNOLA When I was in 5th grade we had to write a haunted house story in English class for Halloween. I really went overboard with it and the main characters were literally just running into different monsters every time they entered a new room (a werewolf, a group of zombies, a minotaur, an Egyptian mummy, a hooded executioner guy with a giant axe etc etc) just really to the point of absurdity with zero substance or plot to move things along. Years later, I watched the movie "Spookies" and it almost felt surreal; like I was witnessing my moronic 5th grade intellectual property finally getting the Hollywood treatment.

"Breen Tier" needs to be an actual quality assessment for movies.

He was a police for 7 years but didn't know how to check for a pulse?

The making of this film shows all of us to listen to criticism from the people around us.

John DeHart is absolutely dripping with charisma. He’s a saturated sponge of animal magnetism.

@saxongreen78

2 жыл бұрын

He carries the whole masterpiece...he is the vast shimmering star at De Hart of this galaxy of champagne and bullets and pure entertainment.

@OrangeElixir

2 жыл бұрын

He's a Hai Karate-scented candle burning in the center of a honeymoon suite festooned in leopard print and gold lame.

@tuomaskuusinen

2 жыл бұрын

He is a sponge alright.

@thedativecase9733

Жыл бұрын

@@OrangeElixir Hai Karate! I had ( mercifully) forgotten about that stuff:))

@anikmonette2140

Жыл бұрын

My only thought reading this took the form of a question: "Are sponges animals even?"

The early to mid 90s were just so great. Literally any movie idea was produced: from one-time directors backed by dentists to major studio projects, everyone was just throwing shit at the wall and seeing what stuck. It was probably for tax reasons, but I miss this era of so much

@lkrnpk

2 жыл бұрын

also it got much easier to do it due to video cameras getting more widespread and cheap

@sergeantbigmac

7 ай бұрын

Im sure inflated (faked) budgets and tax write-offs mightve been part of it. But I think the biggest thing was the emergence of inexpensive video cameras. This was the beginning of the home video revolution and I dont just mean VCR. When cameras and equipment to shoot a movie came down from 5-6 digit territory (and had to be leased through a studio rental or whatever) down to 4 digits all of a sudden 'normal' people had access. Also a lot of people who wouldve been filtered out in the old system long before getting to the production stage were getting their hands on equipment. Sometimes that led to an Evil Dead type film with raw low-budget creativity, othertimes it led to shit like this

That "thigh slapping, smash hit" during the love scene in the tub highlights John's amazing skill at being totally tone deaf. Im sure dogs were howling outside🤣

Normad and Huck are both well known actors, although I can't remember their names. Rick and Neil Breen need to do a collaboration. Can you imagine the ego battle? Hahahaha

@winternow2242

2 жыл бұрын

isn't huck Wings Hauser?

@karnerblue7658

Ай бұрын

@@winternow2242 Yes.

I paid £37.94 for this movie on Blu-ray, and furthermore, I would do it all over again.

@seanmanscott

2 жыл бұрын

It's all about the Shimmy Slide

@lv7603

2 жыл бұрын

No shame somethings in life are worth it.

@silvervalleystudios2486

2 жыл бұрын

You should get a producer credit in any future re edited versions for that money.

@francistarkenton545

2 жыл бұрын

Bloody Nora!! They should have paid you to take it! But if it’s worth the experience, who am I to judge...

@GlasgowGallus

2 жыл бұрын

I like your style brother, like looking in a mirror... More power to you 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

The placement of John De Hart's mustache really emphasizes the muppet-like shape of his face.

@flaccidego4291

Жыл бұрын

He looks like a Gallagher the comedian on qualudes

@karnerblue7658

Жыл бұрын

He wants to be a movie hunk so bad. 😆

@itsdabees

2 ай бұрын

He looks like a random npc character in a tim and eric sketch

Also,I love how for the motorcycle is carefully laid on the grass so it doesn’t get scratched for the wreck scene which happens off camera.

22:46 LMAO got me with “maybe next time try the rope thing.” Mark is the goat.

"But honestly.. I'm a little shocked Rick doesn't start talking to the basket" Well, thank you, Mark. Now I got coffee all over my clothes

This movie is the very definition of "so bad, it's good". I don't even think Wings Hauser was supposed to be in this. I think he just stumbled into filming, drunk, and, everybody was too scared to ask him to leave.

What I'm most impressed about this movie... the random Jump Bug arcade game sighting in the background @ 6:59... that was a fairly uncommon and rare game in the wild

That ending is exactly what I would expect from a movie of this caliber.

The "who's hand is that" moment killed me.

The sacrifice you make for the world will never be forgotten. Thank you Mark

Rick took the Johnny from 'The Room' approach to the baby sacrifice: "Don't worry about it, HAH."

I have lost count of how many times I have watched this video. It blows my mind that ebayers are asking $100 for this movie but on the positive side "polyester puppet" is my new favorite lawyer insult.

I am a retired recording engineer, studio musician, and producer. I refuse to believe someone listened to his vocals and said, "That's a great take, let's keep it".

@thedativecase9733

Жыл бұрын

Ah but remember it's his film!

@marienbad2

Жыл бұрын

pmsl so true. God it was painful to listen to.

@Shewas-kathybates

Жыл бұрын

Maybe he’s the type that won’t take constructive criticism. If a client is paying you 🤷🏽‍♀️

@pretorious700

Жыл бұрын

@@Shewas-kathybates Not in my experience, but yeah, must be that.

@flaccidego4291

Жыл бұрын

Lol. John DeHart is on Linkedin. His profile says he's a Writer, director, singer, actor, producer, musician, attorney, real estate agent, building contractor, sound track vocalist, and Good at all of the above! And he's directing a new film in London. Lol John's a true Renaissance man! There's nothing he can't do. He can do everything. I think John should add one more career move to his very long resume. How about Presidential candidate for the United States of America! He'll get my vote for sure. Let's all request to follow him on LinkedIn and pursued him to run for president. He can make the Shimmy Shuffle his campaign song!!

This is hands down my favorite type of content on this channel. The really obscure, lesser known flicks. I can see your grief, Mark, but I gotta say its super entertaining because I laughed my ass off through this whole episode! That scene where the hand enters the shot to take the glass! Holy frig!!!lol 😆

@FanboyFlicks

2 жыл бұрын

I actually missed it on my first watch. It wasn't until the 2nd watch through while I was writing that I spotted it like "omg I can't believe I almost missed this"

This is my favourite review of yours Mark. Makes me laugh every time, especially your face when Rick is singing "The Shimmy Slide"! 😂😂

This looks like a must watch with my wife and kids. Thank you for the suggestion!

This movie has it all. Out of date “I’m old but still lit” styles of the affluent working class 1990s middle aged dude. The peculiar Bay Watch fashion of the “hot chick on the make”of the era. Terrible country music. Purposeless washed up character actors that you almost recognize but can’t place. Renegade cop seeks revenge tropes. And best of all the Satanic Panic of the late 80s!

@maxtew6521

2 жыл бұрын

Your username is amazing.

@robotrix

2 жыл бұрын

And another cop living above his income like Samurai Cop....

@nickstav08

2 жыл бұрын

Redlettermedia came up with a name of these types of movies after watching this movie. They're called "black tanktops" since thats what the director/writer/main character wears cause they think it makes them look tough even though they are doughy older middle aged men with beer guts.

@BGNOLA

2 жыл бұрын

@@nickstav08 to be fair the guys not in bad shape.

@stevelibby6852

2 жыл бұрын

Actually one of the actors was an up and coming typecast as mob guy actor Al Sapienza. His list of credits is actually pretty impressive.

The clothing for certain scenes deserve medals 🏅! That shirt he wore to get married gets bronze 🥉, and Mark's comment about his pants when they visit Cindy's parents are silver 🥈, but the American flag denim jean jacket and blue jeans to visit a grave are top notch--gold right there 🥇!

@manlymcstud8588

2 жыл бұрын

i'd watch that ceremony before i watch one second of the olympics.

@historyandhorseplaying7374

2 жыл бұрын

I actually remember seeing people dressed like that in the late 80s

@joesmith9216

2 жыл бұрын

yep. texas trash.

@karnerblue7658

Жыл бұрын

Don’t forget the leather pants he wears in like every fuckin scene. 🫣

In the baby stabbing scene I think the actor subconsciously knew it was wrong to stab a baby and that over rode his conscious mind. In “toxic avenger”, there is a scene where an actor is told to point a gun at a baby. The actor is claimed to have stated filming that scene caused him issues for years.

@elizabethperry2622

2 ай бұрын

I like stories like this because it’s a reminder that even in truly bonkers “so bad it’s good” movies there are crew and cast for whom this is an earnest performance, they’re thinking about what their doing, trying to do a good job, taking the whole thing seriously.

@user-cc6nb5th6x

2 ай бұрын

I agre😊e

What a handsome lead actor this man is! How in the world, Hollywood missed this blond, mustachioed, middle-aged hunk's leading man potential is beyond me!

Wings Hauser had no idea he was in a movie, prove me wrong.

@Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat

2 жыл бұрын

at that time, I don't think wings even knew where he was

@aquariandawn4750

2 жыл бұрын

I think Wings has some explaining to do.

@OrangeElixir

2 жыл бұрын

This made his role in "Vice Squad" look like Olivier's Hamlet.

@glennledrew8347

2 жыл бұрын

He did look legit drunk all the time.

@breakingames7772

2 жыл бұрын

He would have known if he wore his formal leathers, I especially like the black leather pants with brown leather jacket and cheap fake cowboy hat

This is a masterpiece for one reason and one reason alone: the lady taking her clothes off in the bar actually had a functional purpose a few minutes later...... that beats 90% of movies with similar scenes.

It's like my step dad and his drunk friends made a movie in the 90s, it's glorious 😂

I was ragging on Rick for looking like he doesn't know what part of the gun you're supposed to hold it from, but then I saw the villain with one. How the hell can you hit a target if you close your eyes every time you squeeze the trigger?

I remember the RLM review of the last version of this (or, as they called it "Geddiven"). One of those 'we can either laugh or cry, so lets laugh' kinda episodes. Can't believe that was deHart's third attempt at it

@jameswarner5878

2 жыл бұрын

Careful... the thigs might come after you.

@XNQtionr

2 жыл бұрын

I'm still waiting for the release of Parole Force Violators: Even

@jameswarner5878

2 жыл бұрын

@@XNQtionr parole violators wasnt bad. It's a good bad movie.

@NCRRanger7753

2 жыл бұрын

@@jameswarner5878 No one can withstand Normad's thigs!

@KaurTube

2 жыл бұрын

@@jameswarner5878 They're gonna get you with U21 firepower

Those scenes where you cut yourself in are just getting better with each new episode, Mark! Normad's mute stare in response had me laughing aloud :D

@xxrudynixx7815

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah you said it. Very well done. He's got the comedic charm and should definitely add to this part of of his act. Love it.

@sharpsonmusic

2 жыл бұрын

Mark Normand? I love that guy!

@samholdsworth420

2 жыл бұрын

Normand the king of dad jokes 🤣

If those two showed up at a restaurant together everyone would assume he's taking his granddaughter out for her birthday.

@markmathisen3908

Жыл бұрын

That's gonna be very awkward when they see them start kissing. 😳

From the 24 min mark and on, I felt so bad for Mark -- having to watch and explain this movie is hellish torture.

The Movie Poster art is fantastic! Looks like classic 80’s action films or NES game cover art! I can’t get over how often we hear about Breen in Marks vids - it’s wonderful.

@flaccidego4291

Жыл бұрын

LMAO. The poster looks like the Grand Theft Auto 'Vice City' cover. Lol. & In the scene where Normad accuses Rick & Huck of being drug dealers, Normad looks & is dressed exactly like the Grand Theft Auto Vice City loading screen! The unintentional little things in this movie are too dam funny

@joshnaver3994

10 ай бұрын

​@@flaccidego4291you know THIS MOVIE was made before GTA right????!!!! 😂 lol

@digitalintent

4 ай бұрын

@@joshnaver3994 Yeah, it's more of an homage to 80's B movies like Hard Ticket to Hawaii and Miami Connection. Which GTA Vice City definitely took its inspiration from.

The sacrificing human baby part broke me 🤣 That shit escalated fast

I love this movie haha. So hilariously bad, the full length music number "shimmy slide" is just...a masterpiece. Plus you get one of the drunkest actors I've ever seen in a movie, not the character, the actual actor. Wings Hauser *(spelling idk..) is so drunk in this movie. He is so wasted that he is clearly just rambling some improvised lines instead of whatever he was supposed to be saying from the actual script. DeHart looks noticably annoyed and pissed of at him in multiple scenes and it's just so perfect...

@PhillipWhite-uz3wu

10 ай бұрын

And William Smith was in it. For shame!

Whenever I'm finished watching the new Mark video, I always come back to this masterpiece again.

Also who goes "I saw these people murder a baby and now they want to kill me, but anyway, how have YOU been ?" I feel that level of conversation has sort of been left far behind at THAT point.

@janeeyre1990

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly relatable for someone living on the edge of a constant breakdown who can't process everything in their brain and over shares in casual conversation. But the character isn't written with that kind of nuance and she doesn't play her that way, so it's just unintentionally hilarious.

@tentaklaus9382

2 жыл бұрын

@@janeeyre1990 "Someone living on the edge of a mental breakdown" would have been a much better title for this movie!

@thedativecase9733

Жыл бұрын

Yeh because he is the most important person - in his own mind.

OK, at this point we NEED to make a label for this type of film: these low budget indie vanity projects where one person decides to take over just about every aspect of filmmaking, and then falling flat on their faces. There's now just too many of them to ignore.

@turnerlarson12

2 жыл бұрын

The guys at Red Letter Media have taken to calling these types of movies "black tank top movies" since the guys who make them are almost always shown wearing a black tank top at some point

@toomanymarys7355

2 жыл бұрын

@@turnerlarson12 28:30 yepppp

@BGNOLA

2 жыл бұрын

"Outsider Ego"

@Ogsonofgroo

2 жыл бұрын

Call the awards 'Seagals' ? :P

@jeanette7494

2 жыл бұрын

call them Breens.

Movies like this remind me of being in middle school when my friends dad let us use a VHS camera. We made movies and just made things up as we went. Pretty much the same vibe as this movie.

I've watched this half a dozen times and still laugh my ass off!!!!

I didn't realize this awful movie had so many alternate titles.

@edwardx4979

2 жыл бұрын

It had to have alternate names because it wouldn't have survived enough at the video stores and sales in the early 90s to help get John get back a little bit of his money... Imagine buying his video cassette and feeling bad that you bought it in the "SALES" bin, then about a month or so later accidentally renting his alternate video only to find out you had the same damn copy! Lol 😂

@richardhart9204

2 жыл бұрын

I only knew it as Geteven, after the RLM guys featured it on one of their Best Of The Worst videos.

@planetschlock

2 жыл бұрын

@@richardhart9204 I was introduced to it under the "Road to Revenge" name about a year or two prior to RLM covering it. I remember seeing that episode of "Best of the Worst" and going "Geteven? Wait what?"

@livewireOrourke

2 жыл бұрын

@@edwardx4979 The End Credits will finish with, "Thanks for watching this movie again...sucker."

@edwardx4979

2 жыл бұрын

@@livewireOrourke Hahaha...good one, mate! 😁

“They sacrificed a human baby” From zero to a THOUSAND! I laughed so hard I hurt myself.

@joesmith9216

2 жыл бұрын

Thats not a lie though, haha. Look into how it's really done, a REAL BLACK coven does human sacrifice and is CIA funded.

@martinmunnelly5475

2 жыл бұрын

Sitting on a swing talking about human sacrifice .his face looking at her with no horror or complete sickness still hoping to get his end away

@pioneernut7487

2 жыл бұрын

Its like watching Dumb and dumber, and next second it turns to Cannibal holocaust

Man I can't imagine the pain you have gone through while watching this movie 😂😂😂...but nice video though, I was in a very bad mood today and your video really cheered me up..the way you have narrated the whole thing along with the subtle humour, it's really great 👍

"I'll be with you when you neeeed meeeeeeeeeeee!!" It sounded like De Hart recorded that song while riding in the back of a pickup truck in winter.

Rick not being able to get the car in gear and watching it roll back was hilarious

One thing is sure -Wings Hauser got drunk day one and continued with that to the day he finally found out that they had stopped filming him.

@pretorious700

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think he even knew he was in a film.

2:26 is that Mikey Palmice from the Sopranos? Lol

Often, when I watch movies, especially bad movies, when I see an "extra" walk by in the background, I'll shout "THERE I AM MOM!" Can you imagine being a dedicated, aspiring actor, and working as an "extra" on this Dumpster Fire??

That head tilt during the death scene was top notch lol

@j.w.4514

2 жыл бұрын

Matt Dillon did a similar one in The Outsiders

31:02 got tears out of me. I haven't laughed at a movie death this hard ever. Just the way he says bitch then does that head tilt...holy shit.

@crupt1023

2 жыл бұрын

I've been quoting his death line just about every single day since I've seen this video. Its one of the best cheesy death lines of all time in my opinion.

@thedativecase9733

Жыл бұрын

Yes it's details like the slight head tilt that take this movie into a class of its own:))

@flaccidego4291

Жыл бұрын

And watch Nordams mouth closely as Rick replies back with "not a problem" The way Nordams mouth moves while he's gasping for air, it makes it looks like he's the one saying "Not a problem" before he does the classic head tilt of death. Lol There isn't a single line in the entire revenge scene that isn't either screwed up by either terrible acting, audio, directing or script writing and often it's a a combination of all 4 This is truly the holy grail of bad movies

That bathtub "love scene" song is 10/10.

Man, that hurt to see William Smith in this movie. Strangely, this movie does not appear on his wiki page...

I laughed out loud several times at this video! Take comfort in the fact that some of us benefitted from your terrible ordeal!

@hoze1235

2 жыл бұрын

Here is a quarter buy yourself a personality

@robnykulaik7337

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah thanks Bro!!

@silvervalleystudios2486

2 жыл бұрын

@@hoze1235 When I heard him say that line I think I wasn't alone when the first phrase that came to my mind was the pot calling the kettle black.

In defence of Pamela Jean Bryant, she had quite a good career as an actress. She was actually a solid actress and passed too soon. And let's appreciate the great William Smith as Normad.This movie is a passion project and its really really bad. Thanks for a great review.

@historyandhorseplaying7374

2 жыл бұрын

Is it my imagination or did he play the Russian spetznaz officer in Red Dawn???

@soulknife20

2 жыл бұрын

@@historyandhorseplaying7374 Little late but yeah. He was

@HoneyBunny-69

2 жыл бұрын

When you say she was a "solid" actress, I'm assuming you're using that term loosely.

@historyandhorseplaying7374

2 жыл бұрын

@@HoneyBunny-69 Well, she was neither liquid nor gaseous, so that leaves solid.

@crupt1023

2 жыл бұрын

Normad is hilarious and makes the entire movie. His death scene is one of the best ever and made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath.

Boy, Vanity Projects always produce such Cinematic masterpieces. 7:26 I have literally seen more lifelike animitronics last time I was at Disney World... The ones from 1971. I honestly think that the reason Cindy was cast was that she could actually manage to look enthusiastic about that performance. Best piece of acting in this film.

The dude who played Huck actually had a short and unsuccessful career back in the 80’s. I remember seeing him in a few meaningless roles.