Steven Seagal knows aikido, judo, brazilian jiu-jitsu, taekwondo, karate, boxing, and many more dangerous words.

@wakkythug

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@cell9899

2 жыл бұрын

He taught Anderson Silva that Ft kick ko too!!!

@kevinperkins2438

2 жыл бұрын

He also knows the art of fridge raiding!

@gertopdebeeck9770

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@salvadorjimenez2872

2 жыл бұрын

Let's not forget Kung-Food.

You’ve hit rock bottom when Rob Schneider makes fun of your career.

@duplicarus

3 жыл бұрын

I guess you didn’t like The Animal

@Gonken88

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah Rob Schneider is just worth 30 million which is more than 50 cent, Marilyn Manson and Nick Cage among others. Who's that guy to talk about anything? At least he doesn't have to copy and paste comments.

@cityhawk

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gonken88 I wasn’t talking about Rob’s finances, I was talking about his movie choices. Does every joke have to be explained now?!

@Gonken88

3 жыл бұрын

@@cityhawk I know what "you" were getting at but the point I was making is that A/ Rob Schneider is a pretty successful actor thus his opinion may carry some weight and B/ you're an unoriginal prick who copy and pastes comments you've read on similar videos to fish for likes because likes make unoriginal insecure pricks feel gooood. See? You're the one in need of explainations here, but even that you manage to project.

@robertmounsey4682

3 жыл бұрын

It's the funniest Rob Schneider has been in ages

Wow, Machete 2 had Steven Seagal, Amber Heard and Charlie Sheen, how it was possible to fit those 3 egos in one movie is a miracle

@BlaggRose0279

Жыл бұрын

3 💩 in a Row

@mr.electronx9036

Ай бұрын

@@BlaggRose0279 holly macaroni 🤣🤣🤣

Greatest actor ever! This man hasn’t broke character for 30+ years

@Mark-gg6iy

Жыл бұрын

"We disagree" - Gypsies.

@danw1374

Жыл бұрын

Im hoping one day he is going to say "My whole persona was all just an act" This is the real me.

@ATLmodK

11 ай бұрын

@@danw1374 yeah but that will be an act too. I don’t think there is a real Seagal anymore

@JoeC-zn3uu

4 ай бұрын

He's a great actor. It's not easy to pretend to be a great martial artist for the majority of his life.😊😊😊😊

@JohnnyNiteTrain

5 күн бұрын

Hahahahaha

There should be a Steven Segal GTA mod, you're walking down the street and everyone who you come in contact with, they start doing Akido flips.

@g-dub1553

3 жыл бұрын

Priceless...

@lsderna6477

3 жыл бұрын

YEEEESSSSSSSS

@mikehunt3746

3 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah 🤣

@sheriffpotatosalad1321

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha this is a mod I could get behind

@robwalsh9843

3 жыл бұрын

I do love the Seagal Aikido clothesline.

You left out a great story. Apparently at a party at Stallones place, Sly tried to set up a fight between Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven, because Steven had been publicly trashing JCVD. He brought both men outside, JVCD was ready to throw down right there (because he has a very impressive *actual* fight record and Steven is a track record against Aikido sycophants) and Steven made up a bullshit excuse and immediately left. lol.

@deerlord2363

2 жыл бұрын

It was Van Damme who challenged Seagal after getting tired of his bullshit. Seagal left Stallone's house and went to a nightclub, Van Damme tracked him down to challenged him again, but Seagal had previously paid the bouncer to let him know if Van Damme showed up at the nightclub so he could disappeared before Van Damme confronted him.

@BoTheJo

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao. This dude

@Chuked

2 жыл бұрын

@@deerlord2363 thats so pathetic

@goosyloose4115

2 жыл бұрын

And the one where he walked off the set of Exit Wounds. He sauntered through a door that dropped him off into the ocean

@MikkoSimila

2 жыл бұрын

Steven Seagal is Hollywoods very own Big Ed. AND YOU CAN'T GO LOWER THAN BIG ED!!!

Best thing to come out of Seagal's career, are the Space Ice videos on KZread

I just can't help but love the fact that every time Steven punched someone in a movie, there was a guy beside the camera smacking two wooden blocks together🤣🤣🤣

The only actor whose hair actually got thicker with age...

@Pat-RickSmith

3 жыл бұрын

And remember he's not only the hair club president he's also a member.

@zdravkomomci7570

3 жыл бұрын

Its thicker cos he drinks lightning bolt drink.

@allaboutmusicmovies9606

3 жыл бұрын

@@zdravkomomci7570 I would love to see a before/after picture on his stomach when he started to drink lightning bolt :)

@jyesucevitz

3 жыл бұрын

and William Shatner? Elton John? John Travolta?

@ronyeahright9536

3 жыл бұрын

@@jyesucevitz yeah well at least they didnt color in a "V" shaped hairline with a black sharpie.

Seagal was so good CIA agent that even CIA didn't know about his secret missions

Rumour has it he's working on his new 🎥 "Out to the Buffet" 😁 it's the sequel we never knew we needed for "Out for Justice" 😂

@corygriffiths4394

Жыл бұрын

Featuring pork chops

@stevebell4853

Ай бұрын

Steven Seagull IS Mason Buffetsmasher IN........Hard To Grill.

@ToddSweeney341

Ай бұрын

@@stevebell4853 😁😁😂😂

@ToddSweeney341

Ай бұрын

@@corygriffiths4394 Don't forget the Apple Sauce 😁😁😀😀

Nicholas Cage trying not to laugh at the Seagul burn is probably his best acting in his career no cap

"He killed a puppy... with a tank .... At a cockfight." I freaking died.

@espatecfuet7968

3 жыл бұрын

​@Epic Rhino Films what are you talking about he was not wrong he clearl held some intel about this cockfighting guy from his former CIA days man he probably single-handed drone-striked what was left of the house after the hit and run with the tank to save america from a greater evil how ddare you to say that steven was in the wrong you'll be reported to the closest inquisitor

@SkokingProductions

3 жыл бұрын

I thought you made that part up. Then i finnished the video. You cant make this shit up. What a personality haha

@valerierodger7700

3 жыл бұрын

@@SkokingProductions same!

@zdravkomomci7570

3 жыл бұрын

I died too He needed a tank to kill a puppy cos he cant fit in a car too many jam donuts

@johnstrickland3933

3 жыл бұрын

Well do u honestly think that local law enforcement seriously going to take a celebrity an film crew to a extremely dangerous gun raid

Damn ... Steven kicked that guy so hard he fell through the window 14 times!

@OskarTBrand

2 жыл бұрын

you counted! :D

@luccirobbins6675

2 жыл бұрын

Broke space and time so bad, dude was having a Groundhog Day experience for those seconds.

@graveyardclassics

2 жыл бұрын

It's like that Johnny Cage fatality that uppercuts the head off 3 times on mortal Kombat 2

Seagal is literally the Jeremy DeWitte of Hollywood. Edit: and he absolutely runs like a prancing queen.

@JasonDicks-mn8tt

24 күн бұрын

Energy drinks are bad for you 🤢🤢

I love that in every movie, Steven Plays some sort of special forces guy even though he is so badly out of shape

@velocilevon

Жыл бұрын

What's even funnier is that sometimes it's not even a "former special ops", but an active one... with a belly that Mancubus from Doom would be jealous of.

@geetee2694

8 ай бұрын

You guys shouldn't mock a Gravy SeAL that served on Meal Team 6.

@Ironheart73

8 ай бұрын

@@geetee2694 Hahahaha

He's the living proof of how far a conman can come in this world.

@jondojondo5115

3 жыл бұрын

Right after Trump, hes second.

@Pat-RickSmith

3 жыл бұрын

Look who he is friends with one of the biggest grifters ever former president Cheeto McCheese.

@leighbelk769

3 жыл бұрын

@@jondojondo5115 There’s a pretty big difference between them. Trump is a arrogant asshole, but overall harmless, and does have redeeming qualities. Steven Seagal is a fat bastard who lied his way to the top, and is always trying to keep his remaining fame, which is barely anything.

@CommanderShepard-wq3wo

3 жыл бұрын

And you’d be remembered poorly because of it

@leighbelk769

2 жыл бұрын

@Topside’s Cinecade Then how come WW3 hasn’t happened? Not sure if Seagal could cause it, but knowing him he would probably do something and f*ck everything up.

The problem with Steven Seagal, he bought into his movie persona.

@yucansuckadee8930

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. Its like Malcolm in the Middle. How do you forget you're playing a character...probably because it's ALL FAKE. The marriages, scandals, kids, clothes, and with mask it's easier now than ever. Every generation before Millennials is stupider and stupider. If you don't believe me, look at Trending on KZread.

@Patrick-ud3vu

3 жыл бұрын

He's the world's greatest methodist actor, and he's fooled us all!

@HalfricanJones

3 жыл бұрын

@@yucansuckadee8930 Oh snap!!! Say it like it is!

@KafanskaTV

3 жыл бұрын

I think he had that persona even before the movies, so in the movies he was just being himself, at least what he thought he is.

@seekerfound9150

3 жыл бұрын

when someone's on a long winning streak it get's to them. you see it happen in poker all the time. we might say that when people win for a long enough time, they always put their luck further down the river, so they're fucked when it's time to go upstream.

Fuzzy face DOUGHNUT 🍩😂 HAD ME ROLLING

That back break over Stevens knee then head first throw down that elevator shaft was friggin sick man haha ! 😂😂😂

I always feel better about myself after watching Steven Seagal documentaries

@ShantoShmento

Жыл бұрын

what about nicholas cage? those 2 are same level of ass acting.

@Just_Soufian

Жыл бұрын

The only reason to watch them

@jibjub2121

Жыл бұрын

avoid being like him and you can't go far wrong.

@davidjr2096

7 ай бұрын

I was watching this video and decided to scroll through comments and I saw this comment and laughed and just when I was about like the comment it was already liked by me and I thought to myself that I saw this video sometime and liked it the first time and again came here for my love of steven seagull and I cant stop myself laughing again! 😄😂

@dingus6076

Ай бұрын

How? Yeah hes a living meme at this point, but he has like a bajillion dollars. You probably dont have a bajillion dollars.

When he stabs the bloke with a corkscrew and says " that's for Bobby" . I'll never understand why he didn't say "Screw You!". I hate a wasted pun!

@deerlord2363

2 жыл бұрын

LOL 🤣 that's a good one

@dirtymcghee

2 жыл бұрын

@@deerlord2363 Don't encourage me lol

@UnitSe7en

2 жыл бұрын

"Oops, I corked it."

@varegab

2 жыл бұрын

Schwarzenegger would say it for sure.

@dirtymcghee

2 жыл бұрын

@@UnitSe7en stick a cork in it Unit7!

Asking "what happened" insinuates something has changed. He been the same person his whole life, out just so happens he got made to look good by competent directors and co-stars.

At 11:30 I was expecting one of the horses to blow up.

The problem is Steven Seagal is one of the nicest guys ever. He's incredibly humble and kind hearted. He just never breaks character. He's been in character since 1985 and hasn't dropped it once. Truly one of the most prolific method actors of our time

@sidvicious4760

2 жыл бұрын

Had me in the first half, ngl

@ThorktheShredder

2 жыл бұрын

idk if beating your family up is included in being humble.

@drb2k580

2 жыл бұрын

Is this Tom Arnold?

@killyourego1185

2 жыл бұрын

You're funny.

@mr.anderson9938

2 жыл бұрын

I wanted to roast you but I was the one that 🔥 up bravo

Steven Seagal is like your dads 12th favorite action hero.

@PrincessofPower84

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@mantralibre1367

Жыл бұрын

Dude, embarassing as it is, he was probably his 2nd or 3rd favourite.👀😖😂

@UncleForHire

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, my dad can only list his top 10, skips 11 then goes straight to segal at 12

What I love about his film titles is that almost all could have had the tagline, "Steven Seagal is...."

@markiangooley

Жыл бұрын

I would really like him to be in a movie called The Fat Man…

21:45 "Urban Justice" LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Steven Seagal is the real life version of a 1980's wrestling heel still trying to make the general public think that wrestling is real.

@slckb0y65

3 жыл бұрын

well tbh, they don't really hit each other, but the stunt they pull while being built like freakin' fridges is no small feat. same goes for the lucha libre or japanese wrestling, the kind of stunts those guys pull right in front of the audience are freakin' impressive. they'll be the first to say they are entertainers, but that being said i think some of them would hold their own against a martial artist or better yet in a street fight. also it's far more dangerous than one would think, many broke their neck on a wrestling ring. so as fake as the fights themselve are, the performers themselve still deserve respect imho.

@McRascal

2 жыл бұрын

SlCKB0Y 100% finally someone talking facts! People say wrestling is fake. Well yeah so is a movie or TV series? Professional wrestling is dangerous the bumps they take when they fall on the ring just one of them is painful for a common man. Thanks for this comment!

@jedite7503

Жыл бұрын

Seagal reminds me of Ultimate warrior or Goldberg. They take themselves too seriously. They never break kayfabe.

@Patrick-ud3vu

Жыл бұрын

@@jedite7503 Both Warrior and Goldberg would be squashed in under 30 seconds at the hands of Sensei Seagal!

@dixonbeejay

Жыл бұрын

@@McRascal wrestling is fake nekminute someone gets killed by choke slammed onto concrete🙄🙄🙄

Could you imagine Steven Seagal doing commentary on his movies?! Comedy Gold!

@anomilumiimulimona2924

2 жыл бұрын

God i only wish this would happen! Heck if he did, his sales would would explode!! And by explode, i mean somebody might buy one of his movies.

@pmp2559

2 жыл бұрын

I can’t understand him he mumbles too much

@jans2887

2 жыл бұрын

I wish he would do that, I would actually gladly pay for that, to gain insight into his deranged mind

@kirkterry4308

2 жыл бұрын

Yea each scene would have a long back story of him kicking someone's ass

@Anonerak2

Жыл бұрын

He would probably need a stunt double for that too.

Best quality bio-doc I've ever seen. Truly witty.

...Fuzzy face dounut! Love it!

There’s the Tom Arnold story he tells about waiting around for Segal to show up on set. He shows up late and says “Sorry I’m late. I was just reading the best script I’ve ever read in my life…” Tom Arnold: “Wow, really?? Who wrote it??” Segal: “I did.”

@2112SNEEK

Жыл бұрын

Obviously Tom Arnold has no sense of humor

@benjizucker6091

Жыл бұрын

Didn’t Rob Schneider tell that story in the video

@standandelivery

Жыл бұрын

​@@benjizucker6091 yuh

@ATLmodK

11 ай бұрын

So humble

I really wish Steven Seagal sees this. He really needs to see this.

@greenkoopa

3 жыл бұрын

Even if he watches this, he won't see it

@Knight766

3 жыл бұрын

He needs to see the Cumtown guys roast him

@Locadel2003

3 жыл бұрын

He would be still an arrogant person. He thinks is a god

@bluu_ice6554

3 жыл бұрын

@@Locadel2003 he's a fuckboy

@MichaelHurdleStudio

3 жыл бұрын

@@Locadel2003 So true.

"a fuzzy face donut" !!😂😂

Steven Seagal was my childhood action hero me and my dad used to watch his movies in the theaters and at home all the time I had all the toys I wanted to be just like him thank goodness that ended up not happening

@kosmique

7 ай бұрын

there are steven seagal toys !?

These days, he's always an ex-Special Force in films 🤣

@rext8949

3 жыл бұрын

Actually a lonely ex only...

@kevinwoodsofficial

3 жыл бұрын

These days? 😋😂

@mateiyu-4082

3 жыл бұрын

There's something particularly sad and pathetic about that man desperately trying to live out his fantasies...

@maxacorn

3 жыл бұрын

these days? dude.........that's EVERY character he plays.

@fattiger6957

3 жыл бұрын

Steven Seagul may actually be Frank Dux in disguise. Look up that guy. He makes Seagull's claims sound realistic and logical.

30 minutes of pure entertainment, which is 30 minutes more than any Straight to DVD movie Seagal has made.

Great Show, good footage…Thank you…..God Bless…

Excellent doc. Thank you

Nothing happened to Steven Seagal. He carried on being Steven Seagal. Even after everyone else realized Steven Seagal was a joke, he doubled down on being Steven Seagal. To this day, he's still Steven Seagal.

@one80srocker96

8 ай бұрын

He had a really good run. He had a string of awesome movies. He was that next tough guy in the movies, the next martial arts actor. At some point, it loses its originality. This documentary attempted to play both ends but was mostly aimed at attacking Seagal. Some of the movies the lib narrator attempted to ridicule were really good movies. On Deadly Ground, Under Siege, Under Siege 2, all good movies. Fire Down Below, yeah, Steven Seagal doesn’t exactly have stage presence or the guitar guy image. But he plays, awkward-looking but who cares? And was another good movie. He’s had a successful career. As for being buddies with Putin? Supporting Trump? Good! He’s not a propaganda freak and dumb liberal. He’s not some transgender. That’s someone who’s be in Biden and Obama’s circle. It why go to Russia in 2016 and miss out on Americas last few years of a traditional America? Besides, I don’t care what people’s personal experiences with him were. He had some kick ass movies!

@MedievalFolkDance

8 ай бұрын

​@@one80srocker96 You're wrong.

@one80srocker96

8 ай бұрын

@@MedievalFolkDance and you took a vaccine, wore a mask on top of it, got Covid anyway, thought you’d be more sick of not for your shot (and booster), blamed the unvaxxed for getting you sick, and will do it all over again. But I’m wrong, right? I’m not wrong.

I'll never forget seeing him try to play guitar with the Allman brothers at Jazz Fest in New Orleans. In the middle of a song he walks out with his guitar and starts trying to join in. The band was openly upset and if you paid attention you could tell that they turned off the sound of his guitar. But he was clueless and that he was really adding something to the song. It was hilarious!

@aldobarovero1714

Жыл бұрын

I’d love to see a video clip of that.

@allenedwards2940

Жыл бұрын

@@aldobarovero1714 It was before everyone had a cell phone with a camera. I wish I had one then. It was epic.

@geetee2694

8 ай бұрын

Still only comes in 2nd place. 1st is when Yoko Ono got cut when Lennon was jamming with Chuck Berry. lol

Great video! ❤️❤️

I love that i was just listenen to O&A and lil jimmy, so can tell you good peeps. I dropped you a sub.

Steven Seagall's best work is on South Park.

@JRSRLN

2 жыл бұрын

Steven Seaboomboom

@Chuked

2 жыл бұрын

@@JRSRLN steven is lame and old

@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chuked invest crypto

Where's Steven at today: he broke his wrist karate chopping a 20 piece chicken basket at KFC filming license to eat

@whoknew2273

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂 You can take that to the Bank

@steveleslie2170

3 жыл бұрын

His characters name was.... Big Crunch.

@gimmedahhcookies4341

3 жыл бұрын

@@steveleslie2170 😆 🤣

@corvus1970

3 жыл бұрын

OMG, that's friggin' hilarious.

@vx4982

3 жыл бұрын

You should’ve told him that to his face when he was younger

That dancing at the end 😂😂😂

I love that sarcasm is never used on this channel.🤣

When I was a young kid, I asked my father "hey, dad. We own a lot of movies, why dont we own any of Steven Seagal movies?" His answer was "I dont like women trying to be men."

@Nameless_h_007

2 жыл бұрын

Your dad was jealous of Seagal’s amazing athleticism and gorgeous ponytail.

@deerlord2363

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nameless_h_007 LOL 🤣

@HoangVu-wg8tw

2 жыл бұрын

Wise man.

@Chuked

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nameless_h_007 lmao

@KayC18

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is the funniest comment ever!!!

"a fictional book based on reality" , the best thing I heard after a long while

Interesting and cool. I enjoyed his 80s movies as a teenager but then his acting got worse over time and lost interest in what he was doing, but we can't deny he is an interesting and unique character. What i like most about him is that he follows his own rules, live as he wants and he is not a slave to hollywood. Thanks for making this video. I enjoyed it, specially how you read the movie titles 😆.

Love how you mentioned the Killswitch Editing clip. I bought that movie from dollar tree years ago and just died laughing after seeing an instant replay of the guy flying out the window and some edits blatantly looks like he jumped😂

When Tommy Lee Jones is the nice actor in your movie and he's playing a villain, you're in serious trouble.

@Locadel2003

3 жыл бұрын

He was actually a villain in Batman Forever, Mechanic Resurrection & The fugitive

@Whatchamawhozit

3 жыл бұрын

Under Siege made me go back and pay more attention to his older flicks. I really did write TLJ off in the mid 80's

@19torento

3 жыл бұрын

@@Whatchamawhozit I think my favorite Jones movie might actually be from the mid 1980s, River Rat.

@deborahrogersroderick233

2 жыл бұрын

I love Tommy Lee John's. Rhodes Scholar, shared dorm room at Harvard with Kriss Krissofferson. Not one roll, where he. Ceases to becomes himself, and becomes the role

@devindalton4688

2 жыл бұрын

This feels like Tommy Lee Jones hate and I will not stand for that, Tommy Lee Jones is awesome. Men In Black, The Fugitive, No Country For Old Men, Captain America, etc. Dude's great.

Every movie he's in is basically the same movie.

@kevinfox500

3 жыл бұрын

Yep. And he plays the same character, in every one of them.

@tomebers8683

3 жыл бұрын

I can sadly agree with this. After my dad made me watch nearly all of them 😂

@MzuMzu-nx1em

3 жыл бұрын

For something different, shaw brothers needed

@ZMIJUSH

3 жыл бұрын

Like 70% of actors in Hollywood

@AlexThorn

3 жыл бұрын

You ain't lying.... I swear I watched 3 movies in 2011 and I was like wait.... Did they use the same fight scene? Lol

Love this narration

Wow, I never knew this about him. I did often wonder why he disappeared. (:

Segal has been whispering ever since he was looking for Richie to find out why he killed Bobby Lupo

@allsticknocarrot7418

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, he's actually been doing it ever since Above The Law, ..."You Guys think you're Above The Law, - Well you ain't above mine!!" - He likes to try and sound as mean and pissed as Clint Eastwood when he's playing Dirty Harry!!

@questadam2879

2 жыл бұрын

Yo Sticks. Poke his eye out, poke his fucking eye out.

It sounds like Steven has many unique talents but being in a sketch with Chris Farley and making it completely not funny or entertaining that is absolutely the work of master!

@mshappyapple8663

2 жыл бұрын

I don't find SNL funny anymore. It was much better with Belushi and that group -Gilda Radner, etc.

I still think that Under Siege is his best film followed by Out for Justice.

I actually enjoyed Fire Down Below when it came out lol . Maybe I should watch it again to see how it holds up

@aerisgainsborough2141

Жыл бұрын

eh those godawful accents lol, Marg Helgenburger sounded so wrong!

Lol. When I googled Steven Seagal it says that he is a 'Special emissary for the American-Russian humanitarian relations'. I kid you not.

@mateiyu-4082

3 жыл бұрын

I'm beginning to suspect he was just a pawn in Putin's plan of worldwide trolling...

@gaiusjuliuspleaser

3 жыл бұрын

He's the Dennis Rodman to Putin's Kim.

@angelajohnson6659

3 жыл бұрын

He's Putin s second pawn !Humpty trumpty is Putin's main pawn!Thank God Putin won't have Biden as his puppet! It took four years to get Humpty trumpty out but finally he's gone!Lock him up!

@sandyn3384

3 жыл бұрын

Sooo..hes a go between messenger boy..

@lueymeteora1410

3 жыл бұрын

@@angelajohnson6659 Political much? Geez, this video has nothing to do with Trump/ Biden!

Steven Seagal has a new movie titled: Enter the Buffet

@bringsik100

3 жыл бұрын

who's the villain?

@peterbayne7227

3 жыл бұрын

@@bringsik100 Diabetes.

@quakethedoombringer

3 жыл бұрын

The sequel: Into the shitter

@alexthemoviemanoutofmymind7897

2 жыл бұрын

I would honestly see that movie

@Eternaldarkness3166

2 жыл бұрын

his mortal enemy, Lettuce..

Harry Dean Stanton said that throughout his long career he worked with most of the greats of his time and Steven Seagal.

This retrrospective is hilarious.Thank you for this upload!

Imagine if Steven and Micheal Bay make a film together “explosions everywhere”

@jonahsyanez6560

3 жыл бұрын

That idea itself was explosive.

@bringingyoulag4496

3 жыл бұрын

if it's a Seagal movie then the title needs to be 3 worded, like "Big Explosions Everywhere"

@TyyTheFlyGuy

3 жыл бұрын

Also some jazz guitar scenes.

@1pcfred

2 жыл бұрын

It would be a 2 hour long explosion that started in the opening credits and kept going until the end. The 3D version would be a huge hit with today's audience.

He simply got old but refused to retire. Most likely as he got older he stopped training his body too, and the diet he was used to started fattening him.

@allsticknocarrot7418

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, too much Pizza!🍕😌

@robwalsh9843

3 жыл бұрын

I tried "watching" some of his recent movies. It's bizarre how he does action now. Often, he's billed as the main character when its usually a younger actor who is doing a majority the aggressive choreography work. In most scenes, he sits down. And the camera uses badly edited close shots of him doing kung fu strikes instead of the aikido he was known for.

@quakethedoombringer

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, if Steven had just retired in the late 90s, early 2000s, he would have been more well received. Instead he gains a bunch of weight (and ego) while barely upping his acting skill, so now he's basically a meme

@underthetrees4780

2 жыл бұрын

@@quakethedoombringer if Fire Down Below was his last movie he'd have gone off into the sunset with respect. 10 year old me loved that movie.

@bodyno3158

2 жыл бұрын

@@quakethedoombringer Probably the mafia racketeering shit, he can't stop. But without mafia shit probably we won't even know his name. Free things usually are just things with price that you aren't aware of, when someone gives you an overly excellent offer, better be quick to ask him "how you gonna exploit me later?".

I love how every episode, in spite of any actions done on and off the set, you still have a sense of sympathy, hope, or respect for the actor. And then there is this episode, with its complete dearth of all these wonderful nuances. Well done, sir.

fuzzy face donut LOL

I’ve aged myself in this way: I’m old enough to remember being excited for Seagal & Schwarzenegger movies.

Steven Seagal is an inspiration to Steven Seagal and Steven Seagal alone.

@HauntedXXXPancake

Жыл бұрын

Not true. I'd bet a lot of real garbage Dudes wanted to be just like him.

I love the WAY he's kept up with Technology TOO!❤❤😇👫

Yo, the best clip of Steven is when he was doing the "Chetzchen Dance"...or as I like to call it, the "reaching for the bag of food taped to his back" dance😂

OMG....This video was gold. That straight-to-video montage was hilarious and cringe asf. This dude is like a living parody of himself. 🤣🤣🤣

@Locadel2003

3 жыл бұрын

Exaclty 😂 21:32-22:21

@lindamagagula7476

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

@tarasbulba3190

3 жыл бұрын

His Brooklyn accent was pathetic.

@grace4551

3 жыл бұрын

He is Donald Trump part deux, just less gobby! Both with highly over-inflated sense of self and ego. Lol

@zk0rned

2 жыл бұрын

@@grace4551 Trump is actually very cool in person and Trump actually accomplished something with his life

Under Siege was a badass movie, because of Tommy Lee

@maverickrhodes9892

2 жыл бұрын

Disagree, I think it was because of the chick in the cake

@itachi-kun7736

2 жыл бұрын

@@maverickrhodes9892 Erika Eleniak

@nicolamcguinness8689

2 жыл бұрын

William Wyler directed the big country 1958 with Charles bickford Chuck Connors Burl Ives Gregory peck charlton Heston jean Simmons

@nabilbudiman271

2 жыл бұрын

Gary Busey, Tommy Lee, and Colm Meaney def. safe the movie. Seagal's role in the movie was kinda eh

"The Warner Brothers.... and their sister Dot.." thanks for that my good man 🤣👏🏾👏🏾

His "dancing" at 27:18 i am DEAD

seagal was cool when I was a kid until I grew older and now I’m like wtf did I watch? Lol.

@barbarawolfe232

3 жыл бұрын

He's Definitely not that over weight, there's a lot of people over weight!!!

@mikewill7611

3 жыл бұрын

Same

How we know the world is unfair. We lose Chris Farley and Steven Segal is still here.

@Psilocybin77

3 жыл бұрын

The Chris Farley documentary "I am Chris Farley" I think it is called.....it's wonderful, obviously very sad : ( ... Chris really was a wonderful person, life of the party, but ultimately completely insecure.

@Oonagh72

3 жыл бұрын

@@Psilocybin77 thanks I’ll look that up!

@nathanseper8738

3 жыл бұрын

Oh man.

@bernhardtsen74

3 жыл бұрын

@@Psilocybin77 I remember a story about him in his hometown of somewhere!everybody was happy that he was there, as the night went on he got more wasted by the minute, till he wanted to go up on stage and do a bit!everybody told him Not to!he went on anyway and bombed completely!his ego took a dive after that, so he wanted to drink it away that night but still partied just as hard weeks after that!

@barbarawolfe232

3 жыл бұрын

You DON'T wish anyone Dead just because Steven Seagal is alive, that's Cruel, Chris Farley supposedly died of drugs! 😠😧

I'm currently in a Steven Seagal blackhole thanks to Space Ice's videos that I stumbled upon a few days ago.

Gotta love this multi-talented man

The man who is literally the only face on all of his movie posters😂

@brianmarchand6116

3 жыл бұрын

In ninety nine percent of the posters he's either holding a gun or a machine gun lol

@SiliconBong

3 жыл бұрын

@@brianmarchand6116 Wow, *thought I was the only one in the world who saw that .. ..always figured it was a bit odd that his face was the key selling point.

@Agentohyeah

3 жыл бұрын

And usually they photoshop his head on someone else's body or they shrink his body so he can look fit.

@mikeh5635

3 жыл бұрын

And he always *IS* the title. All his posters say Steven Seagal is Hard to Kill, Steven Seagal is Under Siege, etc

@SiliconBong

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikeh5635 shit; that's exactly what the television narrator used to say when he was the 'night's entertainment feature' ...never anyone else; not even Sean Connery.

He literally gets fatter every morning. In some movies he gets fatter during the movie. Look at Under Siege, he's chunkier by the end.

@christaylor7916

3 жыл бұрын

Literally laughed so hard at your comment I snorted 💀

@LV-426...

3 жыл бұрын

This was super funny.

@mfenix88

3 жыл бұрын

This had me pissing myself

@MoskHotel

3 жыл бұрын

He got fatter between Executive Decision and The Glimmer Man, despite being released in the same year. His gut expanded in The Glimmer Man.

@mfenix88

3 жыл бұрын

@@MoskHotel his gut saw bigger growth than his career

Fuzzy face donut 🍩 lol 😂

And now Vin Diesel is slowly turning into a new Steven Seagal lol

You forgot to mention that Exit Wounds has the greatest Seagal moment in history when he stands up at the anger management workshop and says "You see this face? This is a happy face." To this day I want to know if this was an intentional joke about Seagal's acting chops, because iif it was, t would mean that Seagal himself was the only one who wasn't in on it, and I can't quite put into words how much I love that idea.

We need to call John Wick right now Steven Seagal cannot get away with this.

I'm looking up all those movies, thank you for listing then

23:15 I was not ready for "jolly kung fu santa belly"

I used to a big Steven Seagal fan, he was also one of my father's (rest his soul) favorite action heroes, too bad how his ego and toxic attitude basically ruined his career.

Do you remember those days when we thought "WOW! Steven Seagal is an awesome fighter?" How luck are we that our brains have developed since then.

@MadMachoMexican

3 жыл бұрын

Haha I remember when Steven segal was a good fighter, I was like this guy kicks ass

@randyrush9856

3 жыл бұрын

No, I never did. I couldn't, because I never was able to get past the bad acting enough to be drawn in so I'd forget it was all choreographed.

@darna02

2 жыл бұрын

I never really bought it, especially because of his strange "stiff" acting that Steven used in every single one of his movies. If you thought that his persona was badass even then, there's probably something wrong with you for sure. There was nothing interesting in his repetitive, mediocre-at-best action movies and his arrogant and egoistic character. At least it fit the Hollywood I guess which isn't a flex but Steven is one of the examples how corrupted that movie industry is

Imagine if Segal got picked for playing the role of Predator and seeing his huge gut in the suit 🤣

2:14 : Steven Seagal was a dollar store Jason Momoa before Jason Momoa was even a thing.

You forgot the best way to experience Steven Seagal at his finest. Straight to Audio.

Steven Segal was the death knell of those entertaining and absurd 80s action films that have all the character that Steven Segal films entirely lack.

R.I.P DMX FOREVER MISSED.

His running is one the best things ever.. cracks me up everytime.. Never seen anyone run like he does.. It's looks really awkward

@deeprollingriver52

Жыл бұрын

I think he looks so silly, flapping his arms, chest out, butt sticking out. And he walks like a duck.

How badass can you be after having the shit kicked out of you by one of your stuntmen? Serves him right for talking shit on set.

@michaelhowze8198

3 жыл бұрын

That stuntman was Judo Gene Labell a legitimate grappling legend. Who's won world championships and trained Olympians. Segall was a moron for picking the fight in the first place.

@paulmurphy1285

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelhowze8198 Gene literally made his shit himself!

@robertthabassheadjacobson4968

2 жыл бұрын

The shit was kicked out of him literally too 🤣

What happened? He got too big for his britches, both figuratively and literally.

@bigbearkat2010

3 жыл бұрын

I think to this day my favorite Segall joke borrowed a Patti and Selma clip from The Simpsons. A DTV Segall movie had him do one of those Batman disappearances that bad action movies like to do and then the Simpsons clip played "It's like he disappeared into fat air"

@HarryMudd

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah.. WAY too big

@Neville60001

3 жыл бұрын

@Some Random Guy, his martial arts skills are bullshit too, so much so that _nobody_ in the martial arts community or the MMA community respects him anymore.

@barbarawolfe232

3 жыл бұрын

So what, He is DEFINITELY not that over weight, there's a lot of people over weight!

@HerrDeutschBlood

3 жыл бұрын

@@barbarawolfe232 Whatever. He’s still an asshole.

Real life Eric Cartman of movie actors

" urban justice " lol that caught me off guard