I lied it's been 11 months to the day

@johnathancampbell1056

4 ай бұрын

Why would you lie to us?!

@surge21xx

4 ай бұрын

if you finish this series I will subscribe for sure.

@ChrisJamesTV

4 ай бұрын

@@johnathancampbell1056 you must be new here

@MrInternFTL

4 ай бұрын

Be real, how much did that sponsor pay you.

@facetubetwit1444

4 ай бұрын

@@MrInternFTL $4000 USD.

I love how Kelly said talking about sex isn’t taboo in her house immediately after saying she never gave her son a sex talk

@JohnSaysHi

4 ай бұрын

She probably figured he didn't need a sex talk after walking in on her having sex literally every day.

@AmoraFaas

4 ай бұрын

It says everything, by saying nothing.

@ZacharyDarkes

4 ай бұрын

She's a plastic airhead.

@mephistopheles4910

4 ай бұрын

Yep. Her son is her friend and not her son. She probably has been caught by her son having sex with other guys and explained it to him as "It's a natural part of life" to get him to go back to bed.

@himwhoisnottobenamed5427

4 ай бұрын

To be fair, as a parent, it’s pretty tough just coming to terms with the thought of your kids having sex. It was pretty tough.

2 things I forgot in that time since the last video: 1) These women look older than I remembered 2) This is hosted by a phone

@Bad_Gazpacho

4 ай бұрын

These may be the oldest-looking alleged "MILFs" I've seen in any media.

@damon9443

3 ай бұрын

Their name is Phone to you. Not a phone

@MsKeebe

2 ай бұрын

Interesting that the one who has had the most plastic surgery looks the oldest. Yes, I mean Kelly. And, yes, I mean her fake tits. Stefany has made some unwise choices around her eyes, too.

It's like the show is playing Chicken with inc*st

@jamesordwayultralightpilot

4 ай бұрын

Imagine?! What a morning that would be. LoL

The whole love triangle thing makes me think grown adult women dating immature 20 something children probably isn't such a great idea.

@PastelOddity

4 ай бұрын

Right? It’s almost like none of these boys are in a place in their life where they’re thinking about serious relationships.

@acat674

4 ай бұрын

Oh are they actually supposed to get in relationships? Idk why I thought it was just to hook up

@Donovarkhallum

4 ай бұрын

Don't say children. They aren't.

@bjrnhalfhand2258

4 ай бұрын

If they're 20 something, they are not children.

@leonardorlikowski8844

4 ай бұрын

@@bjrnhalfhand2258 have you seen the way they act? They act like children.

Going to party like it's 1990 ... When all of our sons were born... Or weren't even born yet

@annika_panicka

4 ай бұрын

Lol! I think she said _"19 90...something,"_ and that pause while she reflected upon an entire decade of bad decisions (or was trying to do math in her head) was awkward, although by no means the most uncomfortable moment on this show. I just remembered that she wouldn't reveal her age in the first episode, so in that pause for calculation she had to remember how old she's pretending not to be...

@PastelOddity

4 ай бұрын

None of their sons were born in 1990. That’d make them 32 at the youngest.

@Sammaysamiis

4 ай бұрын

@@PastelOddity it was a joke

@screwyourhandle

3 ай бұрын

@@PastelOddityYeah. That's when I was born, and my mom is in her 60's now. It would be more like GILF manor

@southparkfirefly

2 ай бұрын

@@screwyourhandle Depends on when your mom had you. I was born in 1991 and my mom is 53.. She had me at 20.

I died “the devil works hard but tlc works harder.” I’ve had a crap day and this has lightened it up. So glad you’re back

@kylemendoza8860

4 ай бұрын

Yeah it was pretty good

@screwyourhandle

3 ай бұрын

When you get below the 9th level of Hell it's just a TLC reality show 24/7 for all of eternity lmao

Kelly has no idea what a moomoo is, a strapless, form fitting dress is nowhere near a moomoo. Words have meanings Kelly!

@jayb7425

4 ай бұрын

I mean she also seems a lil racist so it’s no surprise she doesn’t know what it is

@Sharkgirl3000

4 ай бұрын

I think she meant miu miu lol

@daiale93

4 ай бұрын

she’s slow lol. 😊

@PastelOddity

4 ай бұрын

@@Sharkgirl3000No, she meant moomoo. It’s a term in the US for something like a “granny dress” for plus size women.

@AdaAdaAdanna

4 ай бұрын

I feel like she used that as an insult and was purposefully being over the top

There comes a time in the life of a content creator where they have to rip off the bandaid and revisit a painful, soul searing topic for the good of humanity, even if it leaves them scarred and a shell of their former selves. Never forget the good man Chris was before watching this series, people - he put it all on the line for you.

@annika_panicka

4 ай бұрын

Preach! And we are here to support him on his journey toward healing. But I think it should begin after he finishes his exploration of this batshit show for our amusement.

@elfaygobaca

4 ай бұрын

He really took one for the team, and I for one will never forget it.

The "mature guy" cut is gold. We couldnt expect them to have much self awareness...the people that did got tf out of there.

Why the hell are printers such trash still? They’ve been around for like 30 years and I still have to fuck with the drivers for 30 minutes to get it to print.

@frankf684

4 ай бұрын

More like 50 years

@AmarisFrede

4 ай бұрын

That's by design, the hardware and especially the software are designed to become less and less reliable so you buy new ones soon. It's planned obsolescence.

@KaitouKaiju

4 ай бұрын

Buy a laser printer

@averyeml

4 ай бұрын

Get an Epson EcoTank, I have had one for two years now and the only time I had to mess with a setting was when I moved it to a different spot in my old-ass house and had to recalibrate it because it wasn’t level lmao

@onyxgrnr666

Ай бұрын

Its mostly HP thats a horible company that purposly fucked people over. I have a brother printer and it works fine

The new mom is Horror Icon Lisa Wilcox, From Nightmare on Elm Street 4 and 5.

@biancaluedeker

4 ай бұрын

What!!,!,?!.,.

@basementdwellercosplay

4 ай бұрын

I had to look up cause I couldn't recognize her, so if anyone else was curious she played Alice who was the protagonist of those films

@Gemini-horrorchannel

4 ай бұрын

I don’t get why she would be on here maybe she’s getting paid and is like well I’m getting paid oh well 😅

@thatonemovieguy99

4 ай бұрын

@@basementdwellercosplay Horror fans know her.

@JesseJ588

4 ай бұрын

Holy hell it is!! Dibbs on that all day

Nothing about CUTTING EDGE and SELF LOVE go together unless it's a hellraiser movie

@biancaluedeker

4 ай бұрын

Oooooo good one!

@kerrywillis4794

4 ай бұрын

Nailed it!!

@mattjones7226

4 ай бұрын

"We have such wonderful sights to show you."

Gabrielle is absolutely serving yet again, the sleepmask as part of the outfit? Icon!

18:17 Lol! _"Because he's been on a date with what seems like everyone on the f*cking show besides that cellphone."_

"For the Love of DILFS" is even better.

@FiveAlive95

4 ай бұрын

DILFS? I assume you mean dedicated, involved, loving, fathers

@tigeruntamed6036

3 ай бұрын

It’d be end up with someone in a body bag

8:33 Now we can’t let Gabriel’s outfit here go without comment. I am living for this kid’s outrageous outfits. COULD be a strat so footage f different days can’t be spliced together.

@MKtagteamer

4 ай бұрын

Your post just enlightened me to finally see that Gabriel's wardrobe is in reality a 300 IQ galaxy brain move to combat possible (probable) cutting room floor fuckery.

@reasonpeason847

4 ай бұрын

@@MKtagteamer I read a webcomic where one storyline followed a character going onto a reality show and changing her look drastically day to day to avoid that is the only time I have heard this strat mentioned, so Gabriel's outfits are just screaming that to me but has the added benefit of giving him "character." Though like, I unironically love his walking disaster of a wardrobe. Makes me think of high school lol.

Definitely need to check out 13: Fear is Real if you can. It was a reality competition show on CW I'm pretty sure. Its based around the contestants being kidnapped and brought to the bayou of Louisiana and they get "killed" off instead of voted out. All of the challenges keep with the theme of serial killer spookiness. And even the reward keeps up the premise with a cash prize of $66,666 up for grabs. Quite the ridiculous premise but definitely worthy and would fit in well with the rest of the shows you've covered.

@Spenstarr

4 ай бұрын

Hey if he doesn't I sure will thanks for the comment

I just realized that "MILF Island" was a fake show on 30 Rock

@annika_panicka

4 ай бұрын

Twenty-five super-hot moms, 50 eighth-grade boys, no rules.

@keawarren

4 ай бұрын

@@annika_panicka😂😂😂

I could tell by the sigh at the beginning that this video will be gold. I'm honestly appreciative that you watch this garbage, so I can just watch your summary 🙏🏻 I physically couldn't handle watching one episode of any of it

Will never be able to re-watch the Nightmare on Elm Street series the same way again now.

@katiemartin6991

3 ай бұрын

Especially since she's a mom in the fifth one...

I could have gone my whole life without of this show’s existence. And I would have been happy. I would have been happy.

At the risk of coming off like an asshole, seeing Kelle without makeup was a genuine jumpscare

@MsKeebe

4 ай бұрын

Consider me asshole 2.0. Has it been ten months or ten years? Kelly has aged about a decade.

@PowerVegetal

4 ай бұрын

yeah she goes from plastic to a ghoul, it is quite shocking

@yoavbenclaudia3073

4 ай бұрын

She looks like surgeons and their bank accounts love her.

I wouldn’t have said “a new mom and son?!” I would have said “Alice from a Nightmare on Elm Street 4 and 5?!”

Tlc had that new mom and son on stand by 🤣

You’re the ONLY person who could EVER get me to watch watch MILF MANOR content. I’d never let my eyes be cursed by that crazy shit… Unless there was a really good reason.. I think Chris James’ Comedy is a great reason to be subjected to torture for a bit. @Christhejames freaking rocks!!!

I am raising my child in a sex-positive household. He’s only five right now, but we are not uncomfortable using anatomical terms, asking questions, and understanding consent. What I will _never_ be comfortable with is hearing my son describe his sexual escapades in detail. There’s a difference between being open about sex and sexuality in your family and crossing boundaries. Sleeping with your child’s best friend, having sex in the bed next to theirs, retelling your sexual encounters and experiences-that’s fucking disgusting. That’s not sex-positivity, that’s damn near grooming.

i love watching these dudes have little catty talks and throw shade towards one another it’s so funny

Did that guy actually say that a whale shark isnt actually a shark or a whale, theyre a fish!! I have no words lol 😂

@jamesordwayultralightpilot

4 ай бұрын

Like WTF is a shark? Lol

@yoavbenclaudia3073

4 ай бұрын

Well whales are mammals, and sharks are different from fish since they have cartilage instead of bones. That being said, the whale shark is classified as a shark (and not a fish) because of that reason, so that guy must have gotten his info from some drunk fisherman one night. Maybe he thought it was similar to how the “bearcat” is neither a bear nor a cat.

@mr.manpants9460

4 ай бұрын

@@yoavbenclaudia3073 fish can be bony or cartilaginous, separateclassifications but both are still fish. Fish like sharks or rays are cartilaginous. As far as the whale goes...I mean duh I thought just about everyone knew they were mammals hence my loss of words lol

@CryptidRenfri

3 ай бұрын

Yeah sharks are fish lol As an autistic person who has a hyper fixation on aquatic/marine life, I'd have to try so hard to not correct him as soon as he said it if I was there, it would bug me for the rest of the day if I didn't aha

That lelo ad was so wild hearing from you Chris 😭💀

The "Chris James" Outro is more funky than the instrumental outro in this episode

@kestrel.01

4 ай бұрын

i'm in chronic wrist pain

@TitanianBlueFrog-Ribit

4 ай бұрын

The Outro lyrics sound like: "I'm Chris James, I have masturbation Wrist Pain, hahahahahah"

The funniest part of this video was watching Chris die inside multiple times 😂

I need the poster board in the background in the next recap video, it is so imperfect that it is perfect!

Somehow with all the cringe dialog & body language, even the challenges... The thing that makes me most uncomfortable is Phone Host 😂

I AM IN THE HOSPITAL WITH THE SPEAKER ON PLEASE WARN OF ADS LIKE THAT LMFAO THAT WAS HILARIOUS

@blackcats_and_coffee7972

4 ай бұрын

i would be equally as embarassed to have milf manor on speaker anywhere ... let alone a hospital. his ad was tamer than the show, wdym??

@BamBabyBrenda

4 ай бұрын

​@blackcats_and_coffee7972 well that's you being embarrassed over a staged TV show, not me. Lmao

@jessiehermit9503

4 ай бұрын

Use headphones.

@jennzifur

4 ай бұрын

Girl, I hope you are not in a shared hospital room or in the ER. No one wants go be hearing your stuff! 😵‍💫 lol But feel better 👍🏾

@froggy5748

4 ай бұрын

Please respect other people more and use headphones in public. Nobody wants to hear your phone blaring when they’re in the hospital.

I'm glad you didn't show *that* scene with Ryan 2 but I would have loved to see your reaction. It's WILD and I can't believe they showed it

As a result of your videos I've watched all of MILF Manor, all seasons of Next Top Influencer, most Dhar Mann videos, all seasons of Joe Schmo. I call unimportant or difficult to remember show characters in any show Craig as a result of your problems remembering contestant names in the previous MILF Manor episode. Except for the ninja dressed guy that I called ninja. I can't decide whether to thank you or curse you.

Cant help but think the ad was intentional for the vid. Anyhow, love the lelo great recommendation Chris. Fast shipping too!

YES! I have been waiting patiently for your next edition (and hopefully finish it). Thank you for punishing yourself for our entertainment!

When a company pulls contestants from a reality show they go hard core most of the time for a replacement. These new people most likely aren't related and have been on 800 shows that are buried

Lisa Wilcox from A Nightmare On Elm Street 4 & 5. Weird

“What a new mom & son” is an incredible statement to make

I keep forgetting (and i think they do too) that there is no prize at the end of this show…..

Imagine explaining this show to aliens

If u go back you could see the “new mom” dancing in one of the older episodes he covered, pretty sure chris literally says “who’s this” and rewinds it and it’s the mom w the blonde hair, the “new mom”.

@jennasjourney4754

4 ай бұрын

So essentially they’ve been there the whole time, even before the one mom and son left.

hell yes!! about time. been waiting for this one.

I honestly forgot this show existed 🤣🤣🤣

DUUUUDE, FINALLY!! 😂 This show is so cringe and stupid funny. Chris, I want that old school green chair that's behind you!!!! How much $ would ya take for it? 😊😂

The premise of “these moms all signed up for a dating retreat for the same stretch of time as their sons in the same city, but had AbSoLuTeLy No IdEa the other would be there” was already wafer thin during the first episode, but to pretend that the backup mom and son didn’t know what was up when they literally walked in together? How is that new mom going “oh I didn’t expect it would be a bunch of moms hooking up with each others sons” as if she wasn’t literally led in BY her son, who was also joining the house… Also that one mom saying it’s cringe to be ashamed of sex and that it’s not taboo in her house five seconds after she acts scandalized about giving her son the sex talk and grills him about where he learned squirting from. Like firstly why didn’t you, miss it’s not taboo, but secondly it’s not like YOU learned it from a parent sec talk ma’am so chill out.

Those background babes are getting out of control 😂

@heidileigh7023

4 ай бұрын

I WAS NOT READY FOR THE AD 😂😂😂

The roboussi ad was legit

heck yeah! Chris coming in with that 10 month old follow up! you were just waiting for all those other youtubers vids of milf manor to get old and then Bam!

Was it deliberate that this sponsorship was paired with this episode, or was that just a happy accident?

@biancaluedeker

4 ай бұрын

Such good timing!

me and my partner usually watch your videos together but he’s away getting help, i needed an upload badly. it’s comforting, thank you.

So glad youre finally back. found your channel during your break

omg yay iv been waiting for the next video of this series

Jesus, its been so long. It's crazy how much I've grown as a person while watching this saga unfold vicariously through Chris's incredulity.

Please upload more often! You’re so fun to watch!

I wish Freud was still alive

@esmeecampbell7396

4 ай бұрын

This show could bring him back, there's a non zero chance... 😂

@krisb933

4 ай бұрын

‘HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS’

Finally! I've been waiting for a new episode. The only way I'll watch this show is with your commentary, and it's been too long!

Chris your channel is so fun, i get super excited when i see you have dropped a new video

James I’m a big fan of your work, I love your videos and watching you sponsor Lelo was just the icing on the cake. Thank you

Such a fitting sponsor.. however, was NOT ready for that lol. 😅

i'm so glad u came back to this!

Been waiting for this...thanks man. Great as always

Chris thank you for posting again so soon, love your vids and your humor keep up the work bro💪🏼

Have been waiting for this one! I needed fo know what happened

I thought I was looking forward to this, but after 11 months - my immune system has weakened. This is too uncomfortable to watch now.

Bro is slowly evolving his fasion sense into Criss Angel 😂

Yes please make more episodes of this show! It’s insane and I wouldn’t watch it without YOU commenting about it while it’s playing 😂 Please don’t stop completely is all I’m begging for lol 😅

I've been anxiously waiting for this with the notification bell rung so thanks, finally jeez gosh.

its time!! happy you're back homie!

Kitchen Nightmares Bonaparte’s. Seriously! It’s a UK one and absolute gold! The ‘chef’ can’t even cook for his own Nana! Sets fire to the food. Hilarious. The revisited one is even funnier.

Been waiting for this!!!

The new mom was in a nightmare on elm street movie 😂

Love the MILF Manor episodes. So glad you take that bullet for us and just give us your jokes and reactions. I would love to see you on PKA again in the future. I feel like you have a lot more to offer to the podcast world than your first appearance might suggest. Wouldn't blame you if the fans kept you from returning though lol

Never thought we'd get another MILF manor video. I feel like I've experienced a miracle lol. I know this show probably causes so much psychic damage so thank you for all you do 🙏🏾

I vowed I would not watch another one of your videos until you manned up and finished this series...now I can watch your videos again. Don't make me wait this long again Chris. I don't want to watch this show alone!

My goodness, that look of defeat right at the start... 😅

Chris your channel deserves way more love dude. You are a funny guy.

Bro i just looked at your sub count and am so stoked you are getting the numbers. Most obvious gonna blow up channel ever Well deserved bro

You knew that you had to and I'm so happy to get your take😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

Been waiting for this one, thanks!

the best part is i'm binging all your videos now so this 11 month break is a wild instant jump for me

I'm so glad you are back!

Yay. I'm so glad we're back. You the best

So excited to see another video 😍😍 missed you

Yessss it’s back. You’re a true king

Love that you’ve covered this again!!! Sorry but yay!

“You’re on a dating retreat where we pass around our sons to the other moms”

First time being early 🎉 and been waiting on another one of these from you for forEVER!

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE!!!! 🤗🤗🤗🤗😫

Finally. Been waiting forever for this to return

4:47 - 4:53. Wasn't expecting a joke. Didn't hear a joke. But the facial reactions. I spit my Gatorade all over my screen.

Yesss bring these back!!

I've waited so long for this. I have never been so thrilled.

You're almost done hang on a little longer you can do this!!! Also thanks for all your hard work on these videos

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE!!

Thank you for blessing us dear Chris

Excited to set a reminder for January '25!