" I have a dream of electric sheep" BRILLIANT WRITING.

@thrashpondopons2776

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah as I walk through the Uncanny Valley of Death...

"Maybe the next Star Wars sequels will be about the droids fighting for equality..." Little did he know that it was at this moment that he prophesized about L3-37 from Solo.

@blvckcvrd

4 жыл бұрын

Emrid Atla came for this

@andyf4292

4 жыл бұрын

a Skynet revolution,,, thats what they need

@emridatla3886

3 жыл бұрын

@Teun de Heer I kid you not, it's my favorite SW movie. Probably because 8 and 9 were so bad that they tainted the magic of 4-6 simply by association. And the prequels rank somewhere between the original trilogy and the Disney trilogy.

@Dakarai_Knight

3 жыл бұрын

@Teun de Heer i didn't think it was that bad. It was ok. Rogue one was better. 8 and 9 sucked horribly but solo was a solid middle of the pack and unremarkable.

@habitsrabbit

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dakarai_Knight at least 8 tried to be original.. still sucks but I give it props for being better then 9.

Blue milkshakes was a nice touch!

@missz.apocalypse2542

8 жыл бұрын

I know

@greekgoof

8 жыл бұрын

I love their Easter eggs.

@AnonEyeMouse

7 жыл бұрын

I get the blue milk gag, but why does each person have two?

@geronh

7 жыл бұрын

They don't, it's a perspective trick. You're just seeing the milkshakes of the people sitting opposite of them.

@SeMira71

7 жыл бұрын

I was just re wating this and saw they have 2 purple waters sooo and then suddenly not ? Malfunction ?

"So Darth Vader is just an Uncle Tom for Droids? Uncle Tron?" Laughed out loud at that one.

"We don't serve their kind here." "It's not like they're going to order a drink." That was the point. They take up space for paying customers.

@PaperbackWizard

7 жыл бұрын

Is that really the point? Or does the bartender have a deal with the droid-stealing Jawas for a cut of however much money they make from selling the droids they steal outside the cantina while the droids' owners are inside getting drunk and/or sliced in half with a lightsaber? Now that "Tales from Mos Eisley" isn't canon anymore, we can safely theorize that the cantina is just a place for people to come to drink and get their property taken from them. It's exactly the kind of behavior you'd expect in a "wretched hive of scum and villainy".

@A-Duck

3 жыл бұрын

Then the correct phrase would have been "We don't allow their kind in here." No matter how you slice it, it was a dumb thing to say.

@figrindantatooine

3 жыл бұрын

@@PaperbackWizard I really like this idea. I wish that was the reason to it. I always thought the Bartender would turn out to be an old Clone and he hated Droids because he had to fight them and his pals were killed by Droids.

@AnachronismNoir

14 күн бұрын

@@figrindantatooine See that's what I always thought! The dude was around during the Clone Wars, he would know how awful the droids were back then. He was alive in the shift to make droids feel pain, but still probably got swept up in some attack where he lost people. He acts like the kind of guy that lost people. It makes way more sense when you acknowledge that everyone over thirty has clear memories of how terrible the Clone Wars was for the galaxy.

@polreamonn

5 күн бұрын

I say the same thing about other people who take up oxygen that I could be breathing.

I was drinking when he said "I have a dream of electric sheep" and I almost choked.

What about the clones. We're they not essentially a slave army?

@charliepotatoes001

8 жыл бұрын

+Papa Wheely Actually there is some debate about the clone army being child soldiers since they age faster than most normal people. Imagine born into service and dying in combat by 15 or dying of old age before your thirty because clones age three times faster than everybody else. Remember Bolba Fett was the only clone to age normally and he was a child when the clone wars started and saw his father die at the hands of a Jedi before he was a teen.

@sabrinamcclain162

8 жыл бұрын

+Papa Wheely Definitely. There's an entire series about this in the EU. It's contreversial, but I liked it, it's called Republic commando.

@_Xerota_

8 жыл бұрын

+Papa Wheely They did each have chips implanted into them to make them loyal to the emperor, they were literally forced to execute order 66 whether they wanted to or not. They were also thought of as lesser individuals because they were replaceable.

@notoriousbig3k

8 жыл бұрын

+Xerota not true the implant did not worked on all clonessome clones did help established the Rebels and trained people military combat some continued to served The Empire and Anakin as Officers they were not forced to execute order 66all clones thought against the Jedi they disliked them also they dislked the Republic it self also some went rogue or mercenerie and not even acted by the chipBobba Fett did not even executed the order they were not forced by nothing they did it by own free will they had they had code number names but also all had nick names given by jedi or other people or by them selfs they loved war and stuff like that also not all did aged fastthey were not thought as lesser beign 100% Padme believed in re integration Anakin thought to keep themsome other wanted integration toother think of them as cannon fodder and so on also the clones were black people (kinda similar to a historical era in USA and EUROPE)

@sonofzapp

8 жыл бұрын

+Papa Wheely Why doesnt this have more upvotes? They over here talking bout droids n shit.

The Cantina scene never made any sense to me, Droids are just tools in this galaxy; why's the bartender all "We don't serve their kind here". Well no Mr. Bartender, I didn't expect you to serve my dictionary and my toolbox, but can I at least bring them into the bar with me?

@GHOSTpssrby

9 жыл бұрын

Beelzeboogie Well, a lot of businesses in real life don't want people around wasting space if they aren't going to buy anything. They're taking up room that other people who will buy something could use. Perhaps that's the reason.

@Bluecho4

9 жыл бұрын

RemiVicodin Granted they could argue "I need my property with me, because I'm afraid it'll get stolen in this wretched hive". On the other hand, the bartender could easily retort "my bar, my rules; I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone I feel like". And the main characters didn't HAVE to go to that specific cantina. There are other places they can look to hire a ship from.

@petrahansen7067

8 жыл бұрын

+Beelzeboogie If u go back to the original R. McQuarrie 1970's concept art in the 70's, to TPM(Ep.1), u see that most protocol&astro droids like CP30 &R2-D2 are usually neutral-functional or harmless. But they can also be sinister devices used by the Empire or the Hutts to spy on bar patrons or worse. Usually, Lucas emphasized the Hoth Imperial probe droid or Darth Maul's probe droids threatening nature w/menacing, overly synthesized droid voicing. But in fairness to the bartender he probably never saw either of those movies in 1976 when the cantina scene was shot. Also, there probably was more than one guy playing the cantina bartender, making droid cantina service policies that much harder to enforce consistently. Welp, hope that helped.

@inkednpierced4u53

8 жыл бұрын

+PETRA HANSEN I just commented on the not serving the droid reasoning in my comment....check it out.

@kingjellybean9795

5 жыл бұрын

they also dont want the owners charging up their droids and raising his electric bill....duuuh

Am I just a droid?

@GGoH_

9 жыл бұрын

Yes... Yes, especially soren

@cracked

9 жыл бұрын

Jake Cunningham You ever read the news?

@DaylightDigital

9 жыл бұрын

Jake Cunningham Prowse is a psychopath

@refrigeratorbuzz

9 жыл бұрын

dat moment when you see a new After Hours episode and you click on it so hard your trackpad breaks

@GamesFromSpace

9 жыл бұрын

Jake Cunningham No, but his actual suit was black, which is the joke. And probably any skin that he had left after being burned by all that lava.

Let's hope Episode VII is subtitled "12 Years a Droid".

@jaizernadal

3 жыл бұрын

Its called The Force Awakens

@S_047

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah ep 7 was a crappy soft reboot

@MabaseDrifter

3 жыл бұрын

Oh sweet summer child

@carlmclemore6104

2 жыл бұрын

That would've been preferable.

Droids can't drink or eat anything, so the bar tender doesn't want someone hogging up floor space that isn't buying anything. Go to a restaurant and just sit around in the booths and tables without buying anything. Also, a good reason for programming droids to scream is to tell the owner that something is wrong, like a blue screen on your computer. R2 was shot (he shorted out and needed repairs) and he screamed, letting everyone know that he needed help.

This has all now made me legitimately curious to see a full-droid lightsaber wielder in Star Wars (Grievous doesn't count, he was a cyborg like Vader). Imagine a totally mechanical character with no name or sense of identity. He can't blame it all on his programming because he doesn't know who or what created him or how his coding works. He just wakes up one day in a pile of junk, gradually puts himself together, and wanders the wasteland until he finds a dead force user and gets curious. Picking up and tinkering with the lightsaber, the silent droid eventually figures it out and discovers he has dormant combat protocols. Later, he finds a holocron at the sight of a battle between Force users and collects data on the history of Jedi. Rather than choosing a side, he goes off in search of his purpose and what it means to connect with the Force, sad to learn that he can never use it. So, what next? He goes all Bicentennial Man and embarks on a journey across the galaxy, having different experiences with those he meets and helps, including other droids, all the while seeking some technology or other means to complete a bio-mechanical evolution that would allow him to possibly tap into the Force. He would be like the Vision of Star Wars, an innocent and unique creation that comes to understand more about life than most sentient organic creatures. He would have a face as emotionless as any droid, but a soul like no other :)

@michaeldirmeyer11

8 жыл бұрын

That sounds so cool. If there's another star wars movie can it be this?

@---du6cl

8 жыл бұрын

Yes please.

@arijverhey7366

8 жыл бұрын

+Keith Harris This would make an amazing spin-off series.

@dylanbartholomew7822

8 жыл бұрын

IG-88 was a droid bounty hunter that kinda just said, "ehh fuck it, I'm smarter than being just an average droid," and up and built his own robot life. That would be a cool anthology movie, or pair him with Boba Fett.

@Justmyhandle

8 жыл бұрын

Carson Mcfuggins Very interesting, that hadn't occurred to me. I would never have the droid character meet his creator though. He may find clues to it, but ultimately some aspects of his origins would remain open to the imagination. He wouldn't be the only one of his kind like the original Frankenstein's monster either, but rather the last. You could say he belonged to a once plentiful assembly line of highly advanced hacker droids, built by an unknown extinct race beyond the Outer Rim. As he gradually evolves from machine to an organism that can tap into the Force, he cares less about where he came from and focuses more on where he's going. He doesn't require a name or to be considered by others as "alive" or "human". He simply wants to understand what he can become and what the Force itself means. He does however, over time, come to feel something for the lives of others.

Lol I love these after hours episodes. You guys really do a great job with them. The writing, acting, directing, all good stuff. Well done

@cracked

9 жыл бұрын

Thanks friend.

That's racist!

@LoMejorDeCruzAzul

9 жыл бұрын

CINEMASINS!!!!!!!!

@awaffle2131

9 жыл бұрын

*ding*

@mezzki1

9 жыл бұрын

All you humans are racist!

@Morlock19

9 жыл бұрын

oh shit cinemasins out of nowhere with the ultraburn

@tarjeiarnheim9749

9 жыл бұрын

Lol

How is what Lando did wrong? He was given a choice, give up a guy he's kind of friends with or get the entire community he's in charge of taken over and probably destroyed knowing the empire. Lando is one of the best people in Star Wars, putting the needs of the masses over a handful of people.

Vader actually wasn’t cool with serving the Emperor. When Palpatine cyborgized Anakin, he specifically used outdated and ill fitting parts so Vader would be too clumsy and distracted by the itching and pain to rebel against him. Most of those buttons on his suit either kill him if he doesn’t press them at regular intervals or kill him when pressed and he’s too hurt to risk undergoing upgrades without the Emperor using the Force to keep him alive throughout the process.

Oh I remember watching as a kid and feeling a twinge of rage every time C-3PO was put down, maimed, mistreated, insulted and everything. He knew 1000 or more languages! He lived the clone wars! He knew Darth Vader! (well I think that got erased or something), that being said, him and RD-D2 are treated very badly for robots with feelings. Also, Star Wars makes the worst robots.

@ProjectEchoshadow

9 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure R2 kept his memories and they only erased C3PO.

@comixgod50

9 жыл бұрын

Would love to see C-3PO get his memories back or something. And go on a soul searching adventure. He is honestly my favorite character in the "Orig' Trig". I loved his look, his abilities (knowledge n' stuff). and his overall character.

@ProjectEchoshadow

9 жыл бұрын

comixgod50 that would be an amusing subplot for the new disney films.

"I have a dream of electric sheep" GIVE THAT MAN A BLOODY MEDAL for that line, its so much awesomeness in one sentence

3:38 "Why would you program droids to scream?" Actually I think that would work as a much more effective "SOMETHING IS WRONG" alarm. Like when something malfunctions on your computer (ex: a USB port stops work), there is a beep or other sound to alert you, so you can try and fix the problem. The droids' screams serve the same purpose, except that it catches the attention of their owners/users better, because people instinctively recognize that type of sound as a call for help or a warning about danger.

I *just* (after many a re-watch) noticed that after "May the Fourth be with you," Daniel O'Brien starts to say "and also with you." As a recovering Catholic I hold this as further proof that we were meant to be. Surely comment #1,767 will make him understand this. Also I forever call it the Orig Trig. Also Dan's comments on emotions. Ok this may be the best episode.

@j.r0gue

8 жыл бұрын

Also PKD references... WHY IS THIS NOT MY LIFE

@j.r0gue

8 жыл бұрын

"Like Uncle Tron? I did my best."

@johnsmith-sp6yl

8 жыл бұрын

+Jen Rogue ''recovering catholic''? what?

@teemusid

5 жыл бұрын

I made a delivery to Lucasfilms on May 4th about five years ago. I was disappointed to find out that they didn't do anything for the employees, not even serving cake to make the day feel special.

@JustaSimplefact

3 жыл бұрын

How do you find out the comment #? Is a joke going over my head? I feel like it is...

Easily the best series on the channel: intelligent, witty, and consistent.

Love the blue milkshakes

@ryanitlab

9 жыл бұрын

Blue milkshakes bring all the droids to the yard. And they're like, you can use them for parts, Just don't - bring them into bars. You can use them, on your moisture farms.

@SugerScarf

9 жыл бұрын

Ryan Drewrey You sir get my comment of the day award.

@tmarie2u279

9 жыл бұрын

Ryan Drewrey Okay someone needs to make a You Tube book of Poetry!! Now THAT I would Read! :D

@sharaxo

9 жыл бұрын

Ryan Drewrey You sir...are the man

@50ftFrankenstein

9 жыл бұрын

I prefer blue waffles.

"I have a dream of electric sheep" that's gold

I miss these guys and Katie so much I watch the entire series every few months and they are still hilarious... BRING THEM BACK NOW!

@seanthebluesheep

5 жыл бұрын

Cracked fired basically anyone of any value or talent a while back to pay freelancers to write for them and also totally nixed the expensive video team too. Michael runs a channel called Small Beans now where they have a show called Off Hours with some other Cracked alumni. Katie had a brief cameo in one, and other members of the gang are likely to appear in future.

It was a droid called EV9D9 that was torturing the other droids in Jabba's Palace. It wasn't programmed to do that and it wasn't trying to get information. EV9D9 had a programming error that caused him to be able to feel pain, and he really liked it. He'd download his error into other droids, and then hook himself up to them while he tortured them. He was basically a sexual sadist.

"Star Wars is racist" - Calls all of the other races in the cantina 'monsters'

@andrewrobertson6043

9 жыл бұрын

racism =/= speciesism. Her issue is that many of the star wars aliens are simply racial stereotypes put on to an entire species. That and its poor showing of black characters. Also considering the definition of monster is a large, ugly, and frightening imaginary creature many aliens do qualify.

@Akihito007

9 жыл бұрын

Andrew Robertson More proof that liberals have to crap on everything due to their own insecurities.

@phoenixsplash135

9 жыл бұрын

Akihito007 Yeh man, im liberal and insecure as fuck

@Akihito007

9 жыл бұрын

phoenixsplash135 Cursing is usually a symptom of insecurity too lol

@phoenixsplash135

9 жыл бұрын

Akihito007 No.. just no, stop.

Is it wrong that I laughed at R2-D2's scream?

@theawkwardskeleton6608

7 жыл бұрын

Brainstormer623 they're all drinking blue milk

I love Daniels face, when he seems to realize that he's going to call it "The Orige Trige" for the rest of his life, too.

"I have a dream of electric sheep!" Good one Cracked! :-D

gonna just binge on after hours again now

@DaylightDigital

9 жыл бұрын

It's better binge-watched I think

@cracked

9 жыл бұрын

It's all coming to plan...

@DaylightDigital

9 жыл бұрын

Cracked (implied nefarious laugh)

@MrKirby2367

9 жыл бұрын

Yep just sitting watching Cracked chillin with a Berroca. Yay Sunday....

@embirlily

9 жыл бұрын

It's a real problem.. every new episode I binge watch a bunch of them.. nearly of them. It's so addicting O.O

Ugh, goddamn I love Soren and his muscles.

@toryslapper69

6 жыл бұрын

So does he

isn't the Droid assassin sentient and a fully free willed being and requires no orders to do what he wants, but chooses to be an bounty hunter? IG 88 was his name or something?

@wyoboy01

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah, there were four of them A,B,C, and D. They did achieve sentience and were destroyed one by one.

@mansamusa1743

6 жыл бұрын

Corn Bread Other droids appear sentient too.in KOTOR I T3-M4 seems to give a rude response to you asking him questions,we don't know because all he says it beep boop and the like.HK-47 was fully capable of independent thought and named organisms as "meatbags".On Korriban a Sith Assassin Droid says he values all life and you can help him leave Korriban,this wouldn't be possible without sentience,as he was programmed to kill with question,yet he is a pacifist.In the Clone Wars series droids mention that they are "Independent Thinkers",showing they were sentient,though they say older CIS models relied on a mainframe computer,so those ones weren't,though the computer may have been.In the EU the red droid next to R2 is force sensitive and purposefully damages himself because he foresaw Luke wouldn't be able to defeat the empire with him,but he only coild with R2.An old CIS droid who painted himself red called "Mr. Bones" is also sentient because he obviously deserted the CIS since they died out long ago during his time,and he'd have to be sentient to disobey orders.

The Force is strong with Cracked.

To quote Doctor Who "Is a slave really a slave if he doesn't know he is a slave?"

@ChickenWilickers

9 жыл бұрын

Nope. Is there any value in free will if we can prove that exists, or it doesn't? Probably not, as long as perceived free will exists, happiness or contentment follows.

@TheBigBadTributer

9 жыл бұрын

PotaTOES What if what we perceive as free will is just our brains just making us think we have free will when we actually don't

@ChickenWilickers

9 жыл бұрын

The British Sabre If that's the case, which I feel might be the case, then its still my case. We don't need free will (in the freedom vs. determinism sense) to feel free, and that our happiness and functionality isn't affected by its existence one way or the other. Extending this idea towards societies, I feel that if societies were to take away certain "freedoms", but we never came into a situation where we would need those freedoms, then it would be effectively the same as having those freedoms. This informs my view on certain authoritarian regimes which trade off political freedoms for economic prosperity. Please note my usage of "feel", I'm not arguing with a certainty one way or the other, and I'm a little tired atm so grammar/coherence might be lacking.

@flamevortex

9 жыл бұрын

Is being a slave a bad thing... if you enjoy it?

@garysanders6091

9 жыл бұрын

Emish Vortexus Would you even be able to know good from bad, and enjoyment from pain if you're a slave taught simple tasks and prevented from free thought? The only possible way to judge would be to be on the outside looking in. If we put all humanity in each individual cages from birth it's still bad, and essentially inhuman in character.. So objectively bad, subjectively good?

Blue milkshakes. Well done ;)

The droids are programed to have rational agency (for whatever fucking reason) so they probably develop other emotions rather than being programmed to feel specific things like fear. Same thing with the androids and replicants in the Ridley Scott universe.

This episode feels forced. We don't treat our iphones like slaves. And they don't treat droids like slaves

@ASpaceOstrich

9 жыл бұрын

Do you pay your Iphone a regular wage? What kind of medical plan do your apps have?

@mastermarkus5307

9 жыл бұрын

***** It doesn't need a medical plan.

@jaydot6785

9 жыл бұрын

Humans need money and medical plans. That's why we work for them. But droids are big iphones with a danger sense to know when they need repairs

@cracked

9 жыл бұрын

Feels "Forced" eh?

@jaydot6785

9 жыл бұрын

OK that was pretty good

or there's no such thing as souls and personality is just a consequence of how brains both organic and artificial work

@ProjectEchoshadow

9 жыл бұрын

That may work for the real world, but this is fiction, we have FTL travel and souls and the force, such is fiction.

@kbPhionex

9 жыл бұрын

ProjectEchoshadow who says there are souls in the star wars universe there is the force which binds to some organic life forms but most life forms in star wars don't have the force so it isn't a soul

@wea1117

9 жыл бұрын

Iron/Pacifist Actually in the star wars universe everyone has some degree of connection to the force it's just that jedi have a stronger connection.

@kbPhionex

9 жыл бұрын

Wea111 but is it a soul i don't think it is

@wea1117

9 жыл бұрын

Iron/Pacifist I don't believe in souls. I'm just pointing out that everyone in the star wars universe is connected to the force.

Continuity error fellas... Your blue drinks change purple for a clip around 0:55... Good job Mr Editor :)

i always come back to this series, almost annually. now, this episode paired with the latest PCD episode is some fine saturday night viewing with a brew ☕

@deleteduser121

2 жыл бұрын

The George Lucas jokes haven't aged well post sequels

One thing that robots can feel pain is that I remember in the Clone wars animated series saying Battle Droids, which are mass produced, are expensive. So maybe It's so they know to self preserve since it'll cost a whole lot just to build another one.

Alright. This aint right. This EXACT idea hit me when i was 10. I loved the idea of droids fighting for equality and recognized sentient position. I got bionicals and made a whole god damned story arch! This video was my exact childhood star wars fanfic...

I've seen this episodes at least 5 times. This is the first time I notice they're all drinking Blue Milk. I love you Cracked.

6:58 Holy heck they predicted solo

"I have a dream of electric sheep!" ...Mareep?

@overlord11111

9 жыл бұрын

I think he was referencing "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?", a science fiction novel by Philip K. Dick.

@shinigannosora

9 жыл бұрын

Overlord Better known in the mainstream non-book reading world as its adaption Bladerunner

@joshijohnstonjj

9 жыл бұрын

Overlord best bit of the entire video sadly...

I wanna try those blue milkshakes. Also I see what they did there.

"I have a dream of electric sheep speech" funniest thing I've heard in a long time

The look on Daniel's face when Michael drops the Oridge Tridge bit is priceless.

I love the BlueMilk Shakes...oh no wait they're water glasses 2:52 oh nevermind BlueMilk Shakes again......

I actually quite liked the part where Daniel connected the Droid armies to the torture of droids in the _origidge tridge_ Lucas is good at unintentionally making sense, while bad at... actually trying to.

"There's a guy with balls on his face... in the middle of the day." That line always gets me laughing. LMFAOOO

This feels like eavesdropping on the best/worst conversation EVER! :D I love it

I've only just found out about this bloke in the red and white striped shirt and I need him to be my friend.

@missz.apocalypse2542

8 жыл бұрын

Daniel

@cm3.redeye42

8 жыл бұрын

Haha, yea, Dan's the man. & he is my friend, in my imagination along w/ Hunter S Thompson, Spike Spiegel & Jessica Rabbit (friend w/ benefits).

@helenhodges2656

8 жыл бұрын

+CM3.Redeye what do battle droids look like to you? Kind of like dogs

I didn't know I needed a montage of R2D2 screaming until now!

I really appreciated the reference to the blue juice liquid stuff they drink! And how Dan was like, "What the heck is this even??" XD

"I have a dream of electric sheep". Best trope ever!

Love these. I know it's mostly fun, but it always really makes me think and I like that. They are both intelligent and funny! And I love the setup, the dynamics between characters, the acting and the set. So please keep doing this!

They are drinking blue milkshakes, and that's good enough for me. Subscribed.

"I have a dream of electric sheep - speach" lol loved that sly reference.

I've called the first three movies "The Oridge Tridge" ever since I watched this episode about 7 or 8 years ago. It's always a pleasant reminder of this series. Thanks After Hours!

Wow they were talking a lot about droid discrimination but were perfectly happy to refer to sentient alien species as "freaks and monsters". So is Xenophobia is perfectly fine now?

@CAOSWOLFIII

6 жыл бұрын

whats wrong with monster some of my best friends are monsters.

Isn't the whole idea of robots to work? Like robots in car factories. Robots in the films are mean't to do work. The droid army are made to fight, like clones.

Never thought I would see anything this day and age containing Scud. Good Job Cracked!

Um, Darth Vader's not black, he wears black. He's actually probably the most pasty white of any character in the saga.

@ElspetheTirel

8 жыл бұрын

+B.K. Price The guy who voices him is black though, James Earl Jones.

@BKPrice

8 жыл бұрын

Right, but the guy who voices him is not the character. James Earl Jones is black, Darth Vader is white. JEJ is not being portrayed as evil, the white guy is. If you want to complain about a black guy being portrayed in a certain way, the CHARACTER has to be black, not the voice actor.

@ElspetheTirel

8 жыл бұрын

I understand all that, I was just explaining why she said that he was one of the black characters in the films. lol.

@BKPrice

8 жыл бұрын

Got it. I did actually know JEJ was the reason some of these whackos call Vader black. I was just trying to let them know that a voice actor or costume doesn't determine the ethnicity of a character.

@ElspetheTirel

8 жыл бұрын

haha. That is true though, good point.

0:39 Blue drink 0:50 WATER 1:03 Blue drink

@eddiebruv

9 жыл бұрын

Well spotted!

@joshuacollins1751

9 жыл бұрын

Totally Blue Milk, a drink in the starwars universe!

I appeciate the blue milkshakes.

@ephidel285

9 жыл бұрын

Shouldn't Swain have a red one? He already has handedness against him for stereotypes.

It is actually touched on in the expanded universe that droids are sentient but they go through frequent mind wipes to stop them developing personality quirks. which is why r2 and c3po are so unique as they were caught up in event and never got any wipes.

Pain and fear are good things for droids to have, for the same reason why it's good for humans to have them. To prevent damage.

'the orig. Trig.' I'm so using that.

Wait wait wait! Did Katie refer to Darth Vader as black? But...

@colterwebb6382

7 жыл бұрын

Liam O'Connor James earl jones.

"He should give a stirring 'I dream of electric sheep' speach." LOL. So many little gems.

Best line " I have a dream of electric sheep" SICK REFERENCE .... Your references are always the sickest...

not one of them touched their blue drink but the straws keep moving around

@Esquire311

9 жыл бұрын

Its Just Editing More Than Likely They Were Drinking Or At Least Playing With The Drinks Off Camera

@TheRatesMusic

9 жыл бұрын

more likely they shot everything from one side, then everything from the other side to edit together later and the straws got moved in between. The drinks themselves don't move or change level.

@Esquire311

9 жыл бұрын

Well Maybe They Do Different Takes..Idk

@nekromimi

9 жыл бұрын

Also, there are occasional scenes of Michael and Katie where they have purple glasses of water and there's no milkshakes to be seen, then in the next scene with them the milkshakes are back and the water is gone.

@EobardFerguson

9 жыл бұрын

Yo, check out 2:30 .

btw, no one ever said jedi were the good guys and empire is evil, some think the contrary actually.

@Senscion

7 жыл бұрын

Christopher Worley it is all about balance.one cannot exist without the other.

@50ftFrankenstein

7 жыл бұрын

Christopher Worley From my point of view the Jedi are evil

@Mexican1632

7 жыл бұрын

U Wot? So kill both the jedi and siths so there would be no reason to keep a balance.

@Senscion

7 жыл бұрын

Mexican1632 they wouldn't cease to exist. They would come back, probably by different names. The balance of the force will continue, no matter how many you kill.

@ZVPieGuy

7 жыл бұрын

Christopher Worley The Empire blew up Alderan just for shits and giggles

After this episode came out, we got Mandalorian which is about a dude with a massive mistrust of droids, and the Han Solo movie had a droid try to fight for droid freedom and freed the droids on Kessel.

@Set_Your_Handlle

8 ай бұрын

Yeah didn't age well

Man its only on rewatching the series that i realized how many references there are to Scud: Disposable Assasin. Michael dresses up as him in one Halloween episode and he makes a cameo here. Thanks for calling out one of the most underrated comics of all time

But Darth Vader was played by David Prowse, an English Bodybuilder.

@carultch

6 жыл бұрын

And his face was played by Sebastian Shaw in Return of the Jedi.

The phrase "I have a dream of electric sheep" might be the best line ever written by Cracked. Unless they stole it or repurposed it, then that sucks... Good line though! Love me some Dick. No way that can be misinterpreted.

By FAR the best episode, and that is saying something

After hours needs to come back. May the force be with you 🤘

What flavor are those delicious looking blue milkshakes??? They looked so interesting it was distracting - I need to know!

@chrisjm325

8 жыл бұрын

They're a reference to bantha milk in Star Wars, which is blue.

@roflcopterannoysme

8 жыл бұрын

+chrisjm325 I thought they were just blue heavens.

Was referring to that one captain as "black" part of the joke (like with Vader) or did she really think this obvious Maori actor was Black African?

@thomaswillard6267

8 жыл бұрын

The Rock is Samoan but still considered Black.

@inotaishu1

8 жыл бұрын

Thomas Willard Your point being? Is this supposed to be a defence of the one drop rule?

Good lord these are the best videos ever

That "Vader should make a 'I have a dream of electric sheep' speech" line is golden. Thank you

Statistically R2-D2 is the true hero of the entire series. Without him nothing would have been possible from episode 1 and on. He is the navigation droid for both the royal ship and the Bravo fighter Anakin uses to destroy the Seperatist flagship. Do you really think a kid flew that thing? Nope, had to be Artoo. In episode 2 he save Amidala from being melted by shutting off the factory. No Amidala, no Luke and Leia. In episode 3 he saves both Obi Wan and Anakin on Grievous's ship. In episode 4, his entire presence is the reason Luke gets involved in the Rebellion. Without R2 bringing them to the Death Star, Leia would have been executed and the plans of the battle station lost in his memory. Plus his navigation and repair abilities save Luke's ass during the Battle of Yavin. Episode 5 lacks a bit but it's his navigation that gets Luke to Dagobah and Yoda. Episode 6 sees him as the integral element in the plan to rescue Han from Jabba. There's more easily but here's the rub: He does all of this without actual verbalization, weapons, or reward. R2-D2 is the only reason the Empire is overthrown. Without him, the Seperatists would have owned everything.

That Voltron shirt is BADASS! Me want!!!

@benson55545

9 жыл бұрын

You can get it from Cracked.com

@feywinterfox9630

9 жыл бұрын

Thank thanks and MORE thanks!

@benson55545

9 жыл бұрын

No problem

I really loved the blue milkshakes. I also particularly loved how at 2:04, somebody snuck Scud The Disposable Assassin into the animation there. Bravo.

The Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep joke made me so happy. Subscribed.

Does anyone else wish that freaking Cracked would get their video shit together, cause I'd prefer to watch videos over there when they release them, not a week later on youtube.

@Set451

9 жыл бұрын

its fine on their site

@TOXWORKS

9 жыл бұрын

blocktopic Their site has more bugs than a night in Africa.

@ZeGamerGuys

9 жыл бұрын

They want you to watch them on their site too (for revenue reasons I assume) and so videos being posted later on youtube is on purpose.

@joeyc5879

9 жыл бұрын

ZeGamerGuys yes I know that, but for the past week I've been trying to watch the video over there, and it never works do in forced to watch it here.

@JackDeHearts

9 жыл бұрын

Yes I totally know what you are talking about. Videos never work on their site for me. I've sent messages but never had a response.

Darth Vador isn't black

@50ftFrankenstein

9 жыл бұрын

They were referring to James Earl Jones, the voice of Darth Vader.

@Bexebeche

9 жыл бұрын

He has "black" voice of James Earl Jones ;).

@YuuzahnDragon

9 жыл бұрын

I think the racism part would be that people (depending WHO you think when you hear the term "people) acknowledge the dark color or shade of Black as a connection with evil, impurity, fear, or simply a threat. So what I've said was true, just by giving light to such a Short-minded belief.

@steveb0503

9 жыл бұрын

No, "black people" aren't actually black - but Darth Vader most definitely is.

“Daniel, who the fuck cares?” “Exactly my - the fuck - point!” Best thing Daniel has ever said!

I love rewatching these: finding these Easter eggs are cool..... blue and red in the whole episode.

Blue. Milk. Shakes.

Darth Vadar was White, HELLO!!!!

@futuramayeah

5 жыл бұрын

we didn't know that until 1983, he could have been black up until then because lukes dad could have been black and his mom white, the reason we thought he was black was because he sounded like James Earl Jones

@nesenda

4 жыл бұрын

WRONG! 1980, EMPIRE STRIKES BACK kzread.info/dash/bejne/naSF1c1yk6rWeaQ.html

Wow, I just watched Solo the other day and this is now amazing!

This is pretty great, you guys.

What was that at the end about a hack? If anyone knows, please respond.

@bbofun

9 жыл бұрын

Are you referring to the "the whole series was made by a hack" line? "Hack" can mean a creative artist who creates low-quality, derivative work, but is, nonetheless, successful. Thus, some say Lucas is a hack- although others disagree.

@kitsunekyubino9345

9 жыл бұрын

oh. Okay, thank you.

@ChickenWilickers

9 жыл бұрын

Andrew Horn Huh, did the term "hack" (when used as a noun) always include the "nonetheless, successful" part?

@TheThreeHeadedDragon

9 жыл бұрын

+PotaTOES No

@bbofun

9 жыл бұрын

Well, hack somewhat implies that they write/create this way on a regular basis, or have become known- which means, at least, some level of success. Artists who create low-quality or derivative work who are unsuccessful are just ignored, rather than called hack. Uwe boll, for example, is a hack (IMHO)- the guy who directs a student film that's just as bad as House of the Dead isn't- at least, not yet. But that's just my feeling.

Question: why does everyone say Darth Vader is black? Anakin Skywalker is whiter than bleached marble AKA _not black._

@katieell4084

6 жыл бұрын

He was black to all of us who didn't know he was played on screen by a white guy. It was years until we found that out in the final minutes of the third movie.

@mordecaieagle4240

6 жыл бұрын

Matt Ell Well, it was pretty obvious in the end of the second film when we find out that Vader is Luke's dad (and Luke was pasty as fuck). Also, original commenter probably referred to her listing Vader as a black (and that one maori too) while she knows perfectly well that Vader is white.

Emotions in R2-astromech units are actually a bug in the system that normally need to be refurbished. The only reason R2D2 is such an effectively badass droid is because his emotions. Imagine R2 as the grumpy, grizzled, jaded veteran who has seen it all, but can repair a ship using a socket wrench and a toothpick, R2 is fearless and yes he feels pain and gets messed up every once in a while, but he soldiers through.

Hearing the REM references made my day