I just love how in Civil War they talk about the avengers causing so much damage in New York, but fail to mention how the government tried to Nuke the city

@j.schuette2575

4 жыл бұрын

Oh I've always assumed, that because it is these five world leaders who gave order to do that and two guys adhering to them did that that they simply covered it up afterwards.

@lennyg1233

3 жыл бұрын

I mean yeah but which would you rather lose one city or lose a planet

@shayla106

3 жыл бұрын

Lenard Gaul That’s not what the argument is about, it’s about the damages. And the avengers caused less damage than that nuke would have.

@lennyg1233

3 жыл бұрын

@@shayla106 I'm not talking about the nuke I'm just giving the world leaders point of view

@Sienisota

3 жыл бұрын

I always assumed that there was a cover up by the SHIELD. And everyone was led to believe that the nuclear bomb was meant for the portal in the first place. And wasn't it a shadow council that made the call, not any particular elected government? This would mean that even the president of U.S wouldn't be aware that the nuke was meant for the city.

Oh no I've fallen into the rabbit hole of After Hours again ...

@starlightmoonlight4011

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@bettyoffdead

5 жыл бұрын

Oh yes

@Netherwolf6100

5 жыл бұрын

Happens at least once a year

@FrancisR420

5 жыл бұрын

There are worse holes to fall into

@kellydclear

5 жыл бұрын

@@FrancisR420 PHRASING.

Captain America doesn't embody America... he's too fit.

@supergluehotty

7 жыл бұрын

Emily B who you calling fat?

@therealdgh13

7 жыл бұрын

supergluehotty The STAR SPANGLED BASTARD, of course. Great hero, much love!

@UltimateHero128

7 жыл бұрын

Hey oh!

@mallios13

7 жыл бұрын

Too fit isn't American? I'm pretty sure America pioneered bodybuilding and muscle sculpting, and being jacked for the sake of being jacked is a very American thing.

@Celestial_Wing

7 жыл бұрын

Well of course he's fit, you can't expect him to go around fighting Hydra if he weighs 300 lbs and eats nothing but Jelly Donuts everyday.

I love how they colour coded their outfits to be different avengers

@WeirdAl45231

4 жыл бұрын

Angus Ferrington Who’s who?

@WeirdAl45231

4 жыл бұрын

Angus Ferrington Who’s who?

@Manzercorp

4 жыл бұрын

Jon Maderos michael is hulk, katie is black widow, daniel is spider-man, soren is iron man??

@rileyxsko

4 жыл бұрын

Ahhh I just noticed this today.

@Daveed1984

4 жыл бұрын

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤯🤯

*Captain America has no superpowers* Am I the only person who remembers that Captain America is a goddamn supersoldier with super healing and super strength, in addition to above average running speed and endurance? Has the whole world gone crazy?

@gannonkendrick9343

7 жыл бұрын

This is very poorly researched.

@RogueShadows

7 жыл бұрын

I think their point was supposed to be that compared to most of the Avengers, who use either inhuman powers or high tech gadgets, Cap is relatively unpowered. Of course that's *still* wrong, what with Black Widow and Hawkeye as core members of the team...

@ViolettaVie

7 жыл бұрын

RogueShadows, that is one of the reasons why their argument makes no sense. Cap is more super powered than Hawkeye, Black Widow, and Falcon (also Iron Man and War Machine who need armor). It makes me wonder what their point is. Because they got a lot wrong in this video.

@DaxOrien

7 жыл бұрын

Poor bastard can't get drunk. His one weakness.

@WhoTheFuckidyFuck

7 жыл бұрын

Isn't that basically steroids. His superpower is steroids

Anyone else have to rewatch the beginning because Swaim and the chant mob in the back was too God damned hilarious to not watch instead?

@RealCoolGuy

7 жыл бұрын

I was hoping they'd leave him out there for the whole episode..

@katekp4648

7 жыл бұрын

YES

@redsands1001

7 жыл бұрын

+RealCoolGuy or that they came in for the debate and he led them chanting back out after

@lincolnnoronha4128

7 жыл бұрын

yaaaassss

@qtipmotha

7 жыл бұрын

Yup

By far the greatest part of this episode was actually showing Michael chanting in the background, and the people he had riled up.

5:31 I feel like you get moments like these scattered where Michael says something really punny and you can just see Katie off to the side trying really hard not to laugh

"Won't accept tech" except in AoU where he uses those magnetic gauntlets to make his shield not trash

@GitShiddy

7 жыл бұрын

Yes Magnets the most cutting edge of technologies.

@LiamAnthony_

7 жыл бұрын

So it took him four years to incorporate Magnets? Maybe by time Infinity War comes around he'll have a Zune.

@PKEin

7 жыл бұрын

Localised electromagnets used to secure a shield to his wrist. I know it's hardly the kind of future tech you see elsewhere, but it's not nothing

@gordon_shumway

7 жыл бұрын

a zune!! LOL!!!! 😂

@LadyBlackmoor

7 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure Tony stole his gauntlets one night and just installed that after pestering him for months about it

How would cap get loki and his army of thousands of aliens to go to a field when the aliens only purpose was to kill civilians? this video is trying too hard to make a point and failing because it doesn't use any of those situations in context.

@bradharless2010

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Cap didn't choose to fight Loki in the city. That's where Loki was. He needed the Stark building. So a huge section of this video is based on blaming Cap for something that he had absolutely no control over.

@YukonCornaglia

7 жыл бұрын

They refer to Crossbones and his group of ex-military mercs as "a couple of burglars driving around in a big truck" and then mock him for not being able to stop them even though he does in fact stop them. Definitely rushed this video out to coincide with the civil war release.

@gr33nl4nt3rn

7 жыл бұрын

It's like the completely ignored the fact that an unknown number of aliens are constantly emerging from a hole in the sky throughout the battle. Cap did the smart, tactical thing and kept the horde of aliens from spreading too far out and contained them to a small radius.

@meltaco1086

7 жыл бұрын

Now you guys see how I felt during the 2 videos where they bashed Batman and Professor X. They stretched a few things for "comedy".

@henry-cc9uq

7 жыл бұрын

also, he wasnt the one that wanted to nuke every civilian in new york city to stop the alien evasion.

No, Daniel. I shan’t chant again’t. I feel like, when you represan’t American’t you really gotta be at a hundred percan’t.

Captain America is not a reflection of what America is, He is a representation of what it could be.

@vamtheanomaly

5 жыл бұрын

Lets get merch that says "Make Capt. America Great Again!"

@edwardmiddleton1690

4 жыл бұрын

He is America. Constantly getting involved with things that don't concern him under the guise of trying to "help". Bossing around people that are actually stronger than him to seem important. Taking advantage of peoples' kindness to... you get the point.

@jeric_synergy8581

4 жыл бұрын

We've had more than 200 years to get it right and we keep f**king it up.

@kristijantodorovski5790

4 жыл бұрын

@@edwardmiddleton1690 thats true af man

@joestriker8518

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe in the 1940s, but not for the current era. He’s outdated like expired bread

Why do the governments blame the hero's for the damage done to cities when its the villians who started creating the damage and they are just trying to stop them.

@njones7093

7 жыл бұрын

Also your forgetting that captain america started out as a promotional type thing to get people to support the war/soldiers.

@loudboy317

7 жыл бұрын

Yes, exactly. The governments have done far more damage than the Avengers ever could when they almost blew up New York with a NUKE missile, allowed HYDRA to take control of them for 70 years, and allowed Thunderbolt Ross to turn people into monsters such as the Hulk and Abomination. The governments are the ones who need to be put in check, not the Avengers.

@PauLtus_B

7 жыл бұрын

Because of not-screenwriting 101.

@njones7093

7 жыл бұрын

Scott K Aliens invading isn't a good enough reason? When your fighting someone in your own city who is destroying utndonyou honestly think the fight is going to be easy and clean? No, there is going to be damage. What are they supposed to do? Just let the aliens take over the city and destroy it anyway?

@njones7093

7 жыл бұрын

Scott K Yes I agree with some things the government blamed them for. However they still blamed the damage from the first avengers on them even if it wasn't really anything they could do about it.

Captain America is a superhuman; he can run at 50mph, ages slower the rate of a normal person, eidetic memory, superhuman strength and has he investigatory abilities beating out his contemporaries. He was right about Shield, the Accords and the WSC whom wanted to nuke NYC I add; as well as help deactivate/destroy Stark's murder-bots -- against which he was thoroughly opposed. Cap reacts to and attempts to amend the mistakes made by the people around him. His mistake is trusting people not to fuck up.

@ViolettaVie

7 жыл бұрын

So true.

@viciousclam2417

7 жыл бұрын

Isn't eidetic memory kind of debunked as being a myth?

@robinburt5735

7 жыл бұрын

Don't forget he "sees faster" :D

@OriginalPiMan

7 жыл бұрын

Eidetic memory is a myth in the real world so far as I know, but Marvel doesn't operate in the real world.

@ViolettaVie

7 жыл бұрын

OriginalPiMan, Exactly. Marvel is scifi/fantasy. That's why brainwashing happens and Bucky could be programmed. That doesn't happen in the real world.

cap acting in foreign countries without the approval of the american people, basic knowledge of the geopolitical climate, or effective tactics is actually a great representation of the american military

in the avengers the government tried to nuke New York

Captain America is Marvel's Superman, a man with an unshakable moral enter that always does the right thing and inspires others to be the best versions of themselves. Nick Fury is the Batman of the Marvel universe, a manipulating spy who has no issue using others for the greater good, infinit resources at his fingertips, outsmarting the enemy and bending others to his will.

@thefatman69dude

7 жыл бұрын

I would actually argue moon knight is marvels batman but that's just me.

@mrgabest

7 жыл бұрын

No, Reed Richards is clearly Marvel's Batman. The fact that he has a super power is overshadowed by the fact that he's naturally the smartest man on the planet and can come up with an invention/plan to solve any problem. The only Marvel character that is _written_ anywhere near like Batman (totally infallible ordinary human brain) is Mr. Fantastic.

@MrMitchellb10

7 жыл бұрын

It is true that he has unshakable morals, but that doesn't mean that he always does the right thing, and in fact, his unshakable morals might cause him to do the wrong things because he is unwilling to change his point of view. I mean, think about it: he was the cause of the civil war, because he wasn't willing to be put in check, and decided that Bucky didn't deserve punishment, because he is his friend, and because Bucky didn't have control of his actions. But that isn't his decision to make! But because he has his "unbreakable morals" he doesn't care. He, as an individual, does not have the right to decide who/ how the government punishes people, especially terrorists/ assassins! But because he believes 'his' way is right, he fights the American government, and his own team, specifically, because he doesn't want his friend to get hurt! He even ropes people in to fight for him, not because they think he is right, but because they think that because he is "Captain America" therefore he can't have bad intentions and therefore can't be wrong.And because He cares more about Bucky than justice he does everything to keep him from that justice, he even kept the fact that Bucky killed Tony's parents from Tony! There is no reason for him to do that, except to protect Bucky. And even Bucky in the movie isn't sure that he deserves redemption, but Cap always puts Bucky first, even if that would mean losing! example: The winter soldier, instead of making sure that hydra is completely taken care of, Cap ends it with a fist fight between himself and Bucky, putting the possible outcome of the entire nation on whether or not Bucky (who is brainwashed!) chooses to be good. And think about it! If the other situations (with Black Widow, Nick Fury, and Falcon) didn't work out, and Captain America was needed to stop hydra, he wouldn't have. Because he cared more about Bucky than he did America! Because he chose trying to help Bucky over saving the country! CAPTAIN AMERICA IS A FRAUD!!! . . . He should be called Captain Bucky.......

@MrMitchellb10

7 жыл бұрын

***** Cute, person who feels the need dis someone, because their comment was longer than you wanted. Who needs to get a life again? And you know what the difference is between simply "dissing" a character and a full argument that breaks them down? Intelligence.

@MrMitchellb10

7 жыл бұрын

***** hahaha! I like you! I'll take your advice under advisement. Love you (kisses!)

Wait, didn't Loki choose to go to New York or more accurately Stark Tower because of Tony's Arc Reactor and to satisfy his ego. Then didn't Cap order the police to make a perimeter to contain the disaster Zone and protect civilians. plus isn't he considered an enhanced human. like all those scenes where he's stopping a helicopter, beating the crap out of highly trained Shield agents, then running as fast as a car, then probably super stamina(on your left), and throwing his motorcycle.

@thefatman69dude

7 жыл бұрын

They get so many fucking facts wrong in this vid it's embarrassing.

@meltaco1086

7 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of their video about the types of tv shows made- where they said Fox should have canceled Heroes. They had too many mistakes in each sentence.

@aguywhowatchescartoons368

7 жыл бұрын

This is cracked we're talking about. Their pretty much a bootleg buzzfeed

@jiado6893

7 жыл бұрын

Yes, they couldn't move the fight, like what the JL did with Doomsday (or what should have been done with Zod) because there was a giant portal above the city.

@Fifthmiracle

7 жыл бұрын

Leaving aside that the Avengers didn't cause New York, Shield did. They didn't open the portal there and could not move it. They "did" close it. Also they leave out the fact that Cap's leadership prevented Hydra weapon from changing the course of WW2! If he doesn't beat Hydra then the Nazi's win. He outmaneuvered Red Skull and beat him in mere months. His leadership allowed the Avenger to shut modern Hydra down world wide in under a year. Also Cap "did" study modern military tactics. Half the time Shield or his own team are working against him.

You guys forgot to mention that Cap became a superhero in the most American way possible: Steroids.

In the comics Cap was a great tactician and leader due to his years fighting as Cap in the military before being frozen. In the movie he spent very little time serving as more than entertainment. He had the powers, strength, speed, shield etc. but not the experience that he has in the comics, but we were still expected to accept him as the same caliber of tactician and leader for no reason.

Captain America is not a normal human he has superpowers the only normal humans on the team are Hawkeye and black widow.

@BaithNa

7 жыл бұрын

Black Widow is a super soldier/ mutate.

@DavidYrselfClean

7 жыл бұрын

20th Century Fox's lawyers would disagree

@1000aaronaaronaaron

7 жыл бұрын

+David Parker-Hunt Pretty sure she's a mutate anyways

@darraghtate440

7 жыл бұрын

And Falcon. And War Machine. And Ant-Man. And Iron Man.

@blackhawc39

7 жыл бұрын

+David Parker-Hunt Just to be clear Lennox wrote "mutate", not "mutant". According to Marvel comics the difference is that a mutant is either born with powers or born genetically destined to manifest powers (e.g., X-Men). A mutate is any character that is mutated through external/environmental influences to have powers (e.g., Fantastic Four, Spider-Man, most versions of the Hulk, etc.). Cap could be considered a mutate if you say that the serum gave him powers, and similarly Widow in the comics was given some kind of serum to slow her aging. Widow in the movies could be argued as one depending on what exactly they did to her in that "Red Room".

Wait, what could they have done differently in NYC? I keep missing that

@catalysts94

7 жыл бұрын

They could of tried leading the invaders outside of the city to minimize civilian deaths.

@whotheheckcares

7 жыл бұрын

Nothing. They claim that the Avengers lured Loki there, but it is explicitly pointed out in the movie that Loki uses Stark Tower's power plant to power the machine that opens the rift. Loki was going to bring his army in through New York regardless of where the Avengers were.

@EliRoyall

7 жыл бұрын

They couldn't have done much. Because of the portal the only way to reduce casualties was emergency evacuation and an effort to contain and shut down the portal. Which is exactly what they did. Cap also hands out some pretty solid tactics throughout that movie.

@dahelmang

7 жыл бұрын

I don't see any way for them to lure the invading army away, since they were vastly outnumbered, and their enemies were trying to kill civilians. It's not like they were looking for the Avengers

@Biorythym

7 жыл бұрын

Also remember why Loki was in New york in the first place...Stark's power generator thing that was opening up the Chiathari portal....the indestructible (and assumably) unmovable portal. What would convince Loki to leave that for a "cornfield" or whatever? Blaming Cap for "not leading" the bad guys away is like blaming the US Navy for leading the japanese from Pearl Harbor

Just saw Sam becoming the new captian America in the Disney plus series ❤

@thefacelessquestion3333

2 жыл бұрын

Yep... And it sucked,the MCU ended at Endgame. Everything since then has been meh.

@stateofhibernation

2 жыл бұрын

@@thefacelessquestion3333 My comment is more toward the comments made around 2:20 in discussion of Sam becoming Captian America in the comics rather than a reflection of my opinions on the show. That sucks it wasn't you're cup of tea and you feel very strongly about it, I'd love to gain more insight as to why you feel that way rather than a generalization. I'm not one who shares the sentiment that an opinion on something (product or media) is either 100% a masterpiece or 100% dogshit. It's ok to think something is just meh 🤷‍♂️🤣. Falcon and the Winter soldier wasn't the best nor worst thing I've seen, to me it was just ok. I enjoyed my time with it, though I can say it has its problems. It's not a series I'm in a rush to rewatch any time soon. 😋

I absolutely love all the crap Michael's doing in the background.

"Instead of lureing Loki into an empty field" Wait, what ? When ? When would they have done that ?

@bean97tr

4 жыл бұрын

Right. Loki opened the portal on stark tower. They didn't when get to the city till 5 minutes after it started.

@OneWhoDreamsAwake

4 жыл бұрын

Hello people from 3 years ago. I’m hear to tell you that their knowledge of Marvel, even now, sucks. Because they didn’t make the choice of battleground- Loki did. Deliberately as a middle finger to Tony Stark. 🤦🏾‍♀️

@stakk4

4 жыл бұрын

@@OneWhoDreamsAwake Yes, but Loki was attacking what would become Avengers Tower because it was the heart of resistance. If all of the resistance (Avengers Tower) would have been consolidated in Antarctica, that's probably where Loki would have concentrated his attack first. But then would Tony have been willing to sacrifice himself to keep a nuke from detonating on barren land?

@OneWhoDreamsAwake

4 жыл бұрын

stakk4 no... that’s not at all the only reason why he went there. He went there to be able to use the Tesseract to bring the Chitauri to earth through a portal that would sustain itself indefinitely. And to flip off earth, the avengers, and tony. The tower was basically running on a super awesome battery that Loki wanted to use, so he went where the battery was. Are you trying to to say that Tony Stark (before knowing about aliens) should have predicted someone misusing it (from space) and therefore not put the first example of a building using clean sustainable energy in Antartica? Because paranoia? Every single notion you have is based on hindsight. That’s like saying, “how dare the US/NYC build the World Trade Center in the middle of an economic and cultural hub! They should have known better and put it in Antartica and therefore terrorists wouldn’t have attacked them!” Talk about victim blaming.

@OneWhoDreamsAwake

4 жыл бұрын

stakk4 additionally, the arc reactor technology used in the tower was a prototype that he plan to put in every one of his facilities in the future. If the film took place in a few years it would have actually had multiple places Loki could have done so.... But he still would’ve picked a densely populated area in order to cause the most damage. That’s how terrorist work. That’s how conquers work. Read history history book. Also, read ANYTHING about Loki and you’ll figure out he loves chaos and destruction. Obviously. Being the Norse god of it and so on.

He is admittedly the least effective in terms of what you can bring to the battlefield in terms of power. However, he is pretty much the reason our avengers exist today (twice) Captain America 1&2 so that actually makes him one of the most effective avengers on the team. Captain America: The Winter Soldier really solidified that image and what he's capable of despite his lack in superpower effectiveness.

@saulw6270

7 жыл бұрын

He could barely beat iron man and that's cuz iron man didn't jus pick him up in his suit and seperately him from his shield.. And drop him from the clouds

@anthonycoleman4983

7 жыл бұрын

You can pull the "Well he could..." All day.. but it doesn't matter. What matters are the writers. Whatever they say is absolute. There is no room for reality in fantasy. That makes Cap one of the best. Because a guy with a pen says so... and I'll follow that logic.

@AlexanderAshcroft

7 жыл бұрын

that is not logic, that is tyranny.

@paradoxacres1063

7 жыл бұрын

Nah, Cap's just a dumb soldier. The Howling Commandos would've gone on fighting Hydra without him and it was Nick Fury (and Coulson) who truly built the Avengers team from scratch. Cap owes everything to the German scientist who chose him for his Super Soldier program (and to Howard Stark for creating the Shield).

@iaminthemostunrelatedfando8118

7 жыл бұрын

He is one of the best on the team. He could beat Iron Man by himself if need be. He could beat Batman. Even Batman himself said so. He is one of the best fighters in the team, and he is also the best leader and second smartest.

in no way he is Marvel's version of batman how does one come to that conclusion

@bijoyroy11

3 жыл бұрын

They didn't

@dolliesdieyes5590

3 жыл бұрын

He *is* one of the few Marvel people that could beat Batman, tho. I can see where one could come to comparing the two fighting-wise.

@MorganMalfoy13

3 жыл бұрын

Billionaire whose parents were murdered, inherited billions, uses it to make gadgets and fight bad guys? Super smart, in the comics he had a secret identity, adopts young proteges (Spiderman and Riri), has a British butler, a human who deals with a guy with super strength that supposedly embodies American Ideals, a figure out of mythology, a dude with a bow and arrow, and even a super speed dude for a while. Yeah, weird. How is he like Batman?

@ronaustin8381

3 жыл бұрын

@@MorganMalfoy13 all the things you just stated are very vague outlines of many superhero characters. That outline could be Green Arrow or Black Panther etc etc The psychology of the batman character is completely different from the iron man character. Batman is an obsessed, extremely disciplined crime fighter...while tony is a alcoholic self absorbed tech billionaire. I always thought Tony Stark was more like what the average person would become if they inherited a fortune, happened to be a genius .... They would become a genius billionare playboy philanthropist... while batman was the more extreme outcome. ( i probably did a really poor job explaining that)

@shaunelliott8583

3 жыл бұрын

Cap is marvel's version of Wonder Woman, the soldier/warrior from this world but from a different time. Iron Man is Batman, the human without powers but is a genius that uses his wealth and technology to fight. Thor is Superman, the alien with incredible powers

My favorite moment is when Michael goes into the background getting fellow patrons to chant USA and wave flags. Brilliant.

bruh. Cap didn't make the shield. Tony star's father did smh. this argument goes to shit once you realize they have no idea what they're talking bout

@ViolettaVie

7 жыл бұрын

I agree.

@markhendley5559

7 жыл бұрын

True

@thefatman69dude

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah. They fucked up actually on a lot of info in this vid. This so far is the only after hours vid that I think sucks.

@LocalGodC8

7 жыл бұрын

they never said cap made the shield, they said he could have someone like tony make it into something more useful.

@sonixhawk4

7 жыл бұрын

he can ask for more...he at any time could have asked for other stuff but he decides to stick with that physic bending shield that is somehow a frisbee, boomerang, magnetically attracted to him, unmaleable, unmeltable and so much more. I only added that to show that most things cap does with the shield are impossible even for imaginary metal especially since other vibranium items are somehow weaker

Wrong: Captain America is not equivalent to Batman. Cap's an enhanced human. A super soldier. Through science, he is faster and stronger than Batman. He can beat Batman in straight hand to hand, BUT, in a fight using tools, the ninja Batman can kill Cap. Cap is a scientifically created super human.

@TheNavyPanda

7 жыл бұрын

Cap is at peak human in terms of strength and agility. So above Olympic level humans. Batman also has peak human strength. Don't know how or why he has peak human strength but he's up there with cap

@AlexanderAshcroft

7 жыл бұрын

willpower, that is why.

@camethedawn683

7 жыл бұрын

antsyokosuka12 No. Batman cannot keep a helicopter from taking off with his bare hands. Cap's a 'super' soldier. Not a 'peak human soldier. He is a scientifically created super human, created to be a soldier. He can run all the way around the capitol in less time it would take Batman to make a 40 yard dash. Winter Soldier.

@PK-MegaLolCaT

7 жыл бұрын

+antsyokosuka12 yet he jumps form an airplain with out a parachute and survives with a scratch .. capitan america aint human

@Buttonmstr

7 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't say Batman is at "peak human strength" the way Cap is. Batman has trained with all of the best fighters of a variety of styles all over the world as well as with the smartest tacticians, techies, etc. He's basically just a guy who instead of going out and drinking/getting laid or (like in my case) staying home and playing video games during his teens and 20's, he went out learning and training day in and out for years and years.

In the real USA, it is possible to start spontaneous "USA! USA!" cheer mobs just as quickly as you see here. This is even funnier than the background scene in the "After Hours" episode about what life is like in a musical comedy.

To be fair ... the movie Cap is WAY different from the comic book Cap.

@human3213

4 жыл бұрын

The movie version is cap

@twizzlerlemonpie3083

3 жыл бұрын

@John Doe same

@talic-os5899

3 жыл бұрын

@John Doe Gasp! He is lovely, what are you talking about? (Except for the first Avengers movie, their fights are kinda annoying)

@captainaryan26

3 жыл бұрын

@Austin Martín Hernández yeah

@captainaryan26

3 жыл бұрын

@@talic-os5899 cap is cool

wait, that chain of realizing that Cap's tactics led to Civil War doesn't make any sense. They didn't lure Loki to new York, Loki was in New York to use Stark Tower. Cap's leadership contained the destruction to a few blocks of Manhattan, and he had no idea about the Ultron thing until after Tony made it.

black panther is the real marvel batman.... besides daredevil.. besides moonknight

@oustetsuo

7 жыл бұрын

Except that Black Panther is, like, 10209238230498235340598 times cooler than Batman xD

@oscarsalazar2623

7 жыл бұрын

fuck out of here, batman is the no.1 most popular superhero for reason, probably the most widely recognized now edging out superman,

@Aramyx

7 жыл бұрын

That reason being: history , Batman has been the most marketed hero of all time, partially because producing a batman movie/Series had always been cheaper than any other given he's just a human. Also the fact that DC was swimming in money dedicating it to him while marvel just invested in other things and broke. Batman is also outsold by spiderman when it comes to merch. Both heroes being the most invested in by their respective companies. That doesn't mean they are the best or the coolest, just goes to show their companies have put much more work strengthening their brands than any other hero and it paid off.

@Probablyabox

7 жыл бұрын

look dude Batman is in fact more popular but in my opinion,Black Panther is pretty cool

@chancepaladin

7 жыл бұрын

MmmMmmmmmoooon Knight! :D

Yes, Cap has no powers. Except enhanced strength, speed, and durability. That whole super soldier thing. No big.

@TheBasketBaller00

4 жыл бұрын

Hezekiah Ramirez true, though since nearly very superhero character in their world does as well, it kinda negates the fact in a way.

@hakaveli72

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheBasketBaller00 Absolutely not. And Batman literally has ZERO powers. He's in great shape and well trained, but so is the Marine Corp.

@TheBasketBaller00

4 жыл бұрын

​@@hakaveli72 But we're discussing the MCU, not DC or even the Marvel Universe. There's a very narrow set of heroes to look at in MCU and if you were to create a video game stat sheet, Capt America's would be just more well-rounded in physical stats, but not insanely high. Black Panther has similar super strength, speed, and such, as does Bucky with just a metal arm. Peter Parker, etc., and Black Widow is just as an effective fighter (if not better in strategy). You see how I mean? Capt's abilities are less impactful compared to the 15 heroes we have in the MCU. Vs DC where TONS of heroes have no super powers, and Batman's ability sheet would include technology, reasoning, and strategy. It's not anything against Capt, just that the directors'/movie writers' choices limited what he should really compared to the comics. They'd have to have made him have Superman level strength to make that feature truly stand out.

@hughmongusfeline3452

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheBasketBaller00 ahem black widow ahem

@hughmongusfeline3452

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheBasketBaller00 she has no special powers and if anything she has less physical abilities biologically anyway due to being a women so...

PS: Tony Stark is Marvel's Batman, not Capitan America. He is filthy rich, parties all the time, and has a superhero alter ego. He also has tons of cool gadgets and he is a super-genius!

Yeah sure, a guy that can stop a helicopter from taking off with his bare hands is 'powerless'. Never mind that fast he runs as fast as a car. Cap. Would crush literally bats one on one. Batman

@Nicolas.Vincent

7 жыл бұрын

sigh*

@jaslefty

7 жыл бұрын

Batman beats Superman Superman>Capt

@Cheesypotato57

7 жыл бұрын

"Would crush literally bats one on one." That is not what the word 'literally' means. You're saying Cap would crush Batman to death like a car compactor.

@jaypond4368

7 жыл бұрын

Because Superman has an extremely exploitable weakness , and Batman has the stupid hand waving ''plot magic'' bullshit where he has the perfect solution for every situation, and the ''OH batman knew you would do that all along so he wins.'' He may aswel have been a damn magician with the way writers make him so invincible. Also, are you saying Bane is greater than Superman? Because he was able to break batman's back..

@Alforbia

7 жыл бұрын

Bane's Enhanced strength is actually higher than Cap's, based on numbers we have, actually. Bane's maximum healthy Venom injection gives him a 3-4 ton lift strength. While Cap's official lift strength according to Marvel caps out at 1,200 pounds, which is not even a ton. Naturally, this is comic books, so neither of these is consistant and they both often get higher than that (Especially in films). But Bane's enhanced strength is on a different scale than Cap's.

I think I'm the only one who was so distracted by Swaim's chants that I missed some of what they were saying...

@deathomega501

7 жыл бұрын

me to could not stop laughing

@Stef_phanie

7 жыл бұрын

lol you are so not the only one my eyes were on him the whole time

“The Feds were after him!” *Shows Steve attacked by Hydra Operatives*

@PaperbackWizard

3 жыл бұрын

Who were acting on orders from the Feds...who were also Hydra. Being Hydra doesn't mean you're not a Fed.

@marcelo2169

3 жыл бұрын

@@PaperbackWizard they're a rogue black ops branch. it doesn't count.

@PaperbackWizard

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcelo2169 The *Avengers* are a rogue black ops branch at this point; until Cap crashes a ship into a government building and goes *completely* rogue.

I like this video! I disagree with their opinion of the Batman comparison with Cap. Daniel is so right Batman and Tony Stark are the best comparison. Both use their brain, Bruce as a detective and Tony to build everything, it's kind of their superpower; they also both are able to bankroll their group; they come from tragic backgrounds. I'm sure there are more areas where they overlap. I love all the flaws they point out. It's like they are reading my brain! lol

Tony didn't lure Loki to New York. Loki need the Stark Tower to run the device that he had Dr. Selvig build. Stark didn't know that when he had the tower built. Loki wasn't even a thing when he had the tower built. They could have gone to a field all they want that just would have meant standing in a field while the aliens trash New York.

@silviogrijalva8801

7 жыл бұрын

well said

@StarWarsomania

7 жыл бұрын

*standing ovation*

@rosereddened

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was ready to broaden my perspective when i saw the title of this video, but it feels like it was written by people who haven't seen the Marvel films since they came out, and thus only really remember Civil War. This point in particular made zero sense for all of these reasons. I also don't get how that would be uniquely Steve's fault even if it were somehow up to the Avengers, since you could more adequately blame Tony. Anyway even in Avengers' climax Steve's primary concern actually is saving civilians.

@MrJackfaire

7 жыл бұрын

It's Monday Morning Quaterbacking. The strategies and tactics that seem obvious when the never before seen crisis is over and adrenaline has stopped pumping aren't in the moments when you have to choose or die. It's like what the movie of Sully is showing how a pilot made a call that saved the life of everyone in his crew but a bunch of people want to second guess that even though it worked. Hell no one's mentioning the absolute insanity of trusting the Nations of the World over the Avengers. IN the Marvel Universe the Avengers ended an alien invasion and saved a lot of lives. Those Nations of the World that think they should tell the Avengers what and how to do their jobs tried to Nuke New York City without any communication with their troops on the ground. For all they knew the nuke would have done nothing but kill everyone. and leave the shielded portal maker still fucking open letting more aliens pour into New York in the after math condemning our world. Now who has shite tactics?

ehh, i see some points, though a lot seem off base 1st, Cap was raised and trained in the 40's, with that shield by his side. It doesn't excuse him to not adapt,but it seems humanly forgivable for him not wanting to change after the shock of losing his ENTIRE world, because his tech-less way may be all that's left of it. 2nd, Loki just sort of showed up in New York with an entire army, righ?.)You can't just herd something like that out of the city.The avengers did the best they could. 3rd, An interview with the Russo brothers confirmed that Cap might wants to give up being cap. That's because he doesn't feel like he's representing the American way anymore, or at least doesn't feel like aligning with any government as the ones the works for now repeatedly breaks his trust. So up to now, donning the red white n' blue was just to show his love for the country and government, which he doesn't feel as strong anymore.If going against the majority to do what's right isn't what we feel America stands for, then I don't know what does.

@GizziesGirl2

7 жыл бұрын

First off the very idea that Cap is somehow against technology is ridiculous. Cap uses plenty of technology. He used the shield because he didn't want to use weapons that could be more easily lethal, like guns. Cap can do far more with that shield than most of the people he comes across can do with their higher tech stuff. Steve Rogers and his shield took down a fighter jet. Steve Rogers and his shield took out half a hijacked ship, Steve and his shield managed to finally disable Tony's Iron Man suit's arc reactor so he couldn't murder Bucky Barnes. But as for other technology, he uses it all the time in ever film. Heck even in Avengers when he'd been only been out of the for a little over WEEK(yes he really got defrosted and basically thrown into a battle with aliens 70 years in the future) he was already using the tablet to read information about the situation. He uses all sorts of little gadgets, like the listening devise in Winter Soldier for example, like the various communications devices.

@danieljones7169

7 жыл бұрын

Huh. Good point

@howldean4670

7 жыл бұрын

Exactly! He's using technology that most of us have our entire lifetimes to use and master and he's surrounded by super geniuses. It also super bothers me that they never address the fact that the only support he gets mental health wise or like - you're seventy years in the future wise is from Sam.

@blackrazer22

7 жыл бұрын

I was going to make argument #2 too. The portal Loki opens opens up right above the city.. You can't lead that somewhere else.

@cratwane

7 жыл бұрын

yeah and they couldn't move the portal because it was planted there so they couldn't touch it without Loki's scepter

I miss this series...how is there not a place for them these days.

I love the action that happens on the other side of the windows. Remember the After Hours about musicals?

Some of the points in this video were flawed

@ViolettaVie

7 жыл бұрын

I think a lot of point were flawed.

@3rdeyemang

7 жыл бұрын

Your face is flawed.

@StarWarsomania

7 жыл бұрын

All of the points are flawed. But what else to you expect from regressive leftist idiots? I always hate clicking on Cracked videos, because I never know when it's going to be funny, and when it's going to be regressive bullshit.

@saquist

7 жыл бұрын

Finding fake flaws is what Cracked does best.

I don't care what you say, I will never stop loving Captain America.

In defence of the list he was keeping in 'Cap 2', Steve seemed to be noting down what other people told him to look up. In other words, what other people deemed to be interesting and important. The fact that current politics wasn't on there is because NO ONE HE SPOKE TO found that an interesting or important topic. Says less about Cap and more about the people he spoke to. Also, there were different lists for different countries, so can it even be counted when we had different things in Australia?

Tony Stark is the Marvel Batman. Money is his superpower. But he’s a better Batman because he’s actually a genius and made history.

"No, Daniel, I shan't chant againt. I feel like when you represant Americant you gotta be at 100 perceant." Literally the best part of the whole video - serious rhyming props to Michael (or whoever wrote the script this time around).

Vote the lesser evil, Vote Kang. #ImWithHer

@SwordsmanRyan

7 жыл бұрын

Why settle for the lesser evil? -Cthulhu 2016

@MelodicQuest

7 жыл бұрын

"I voted for Kodos."

@HistoricaHungarica

7 жыл бұрын

All hail Starscream!

@JoahTheThread5ive

7 жыл бұрын

Why vote for Cthulhu Vote for Thanos (with Infinity Guantlet) or Galactus both could kick Cthulhu's ass.

@perplacymp

7 жыл бұрын

It all depends on the definition of "was", jerk!

You had my thumbs up at "U-S-A! U-S-A!..." And was that Cyanide and Happiness animation there in between? :D

I’d like to see this revised post endgame

I loved the Cyanide and Happiness animations in between.

Daredevil is Marvel's Batman

@DowningJ82

7 жыл бұрын

Dorkly did a whole video on that

@DenniWintyr

7 жыл бұрын

Though, in a way, Batman is DC's Daredevil. Frank Millar wrote Daredevil in the late 70s, & early 80s, after which he was hired by DC to (very specifically) do for Batman what he'd done for Daredevil. Almost all of the character traits that we now associate with Batman (sans the basic character set up) are re-workings of what Millar had already done over at Marvel.

@arayofhope5203

7 жыл бұрын

Except that Daredevil is better.

@BBGirlSamus

7 жыл бұрын

+Denni Wintyr true, up until Frank Miller's epic run on the man without fear, Batman was a happy go lucky dude in a bat costume that instead of fighting dudes just used a bunch of plot gadgets.

@sirmuttonchops7353

7 жыл бұрын

Not entirely correct. Batman's personality and style was there early on. But the Silver Age of comics came around and ruined that. When Daredevil was created, Miller was basically doing what was being done with Batman at the time (Bronze age), but better. Miller basically got hired on to just do a better version of what was already being done, because he did basically just that with Daredevil. In response to Daredevil directly, DC established Nightwing, having Robin basically give up all the tech and turn to escrima sticks.

I love Michael in the background

Michael screaming in the background is exactly what I needed today

Michael was outside getting everyone worked up yelling USA! 😂😂😂

The whole argument is dumb because of how many basic facts they get wrong. How exactly was Captain America supposed to "lure Loki out" when the entire reason Loki set up the portal in New York was to take advantage of the Arc Reactor Tony built into Stark Tower? They're accusing Cap of bad tactics but ignoring that Cap was reacting to Loki's actions and didn't have the options they are accusing him of not taking. Cap's tactics were entirely appropriate for the situation: Contain the damage to the smallest area they could control, evacuate civilians, and maximize the effectiveness of his arsenal of tools. Also, Nomad's costume was blue and yellow. Captain America dressed in the black outfit as The Captain when the US government claimed to have own the rights to the Captain America identity and tried to use that claim to bring Cap under government control.

@GutterBallEZ

7 жыл бұрын

Also, it was a pretty darn good plan considering Cap had only been thawed out, what, two weeks MCU time when Loki happened? He was still getting around the idea of it not being the 1940s anymore, and yet he didn't flip out at Tony's suit (he was friends with Howard, after all) and helped fix the helicarrier (all jokes about "some form of electricity" aside) and didn't have much problem figuring out the most efficient ways to shield-bash tech-wielding aliens from another dimension. With his useless vibranium Frisbee that defies physics. Despite still having trouble with that whole not-the-1940s-since-two-weeks-ago thing. And by the time Winter Soldier rolled around, he's using touchscreen tablets, smartphones, HUDs, and sophisticated aircraft just fine. It's not that Cap isn't a tech guy. He's smart and adaptable and learns the tech just fine. It's that he's reluctant allies with Tony Stark, who has an existential crisis every time someone brings attention to the fact that, genius or not, he can't stop bad things from happening and tries to do it anyway. Which inevitably makes all the things worse. Cap's MCU job has become avoiding shady government oversight (SHIELD/HYDRA is only the tip of the iceberg there), cleaning up Tony Stark's messes, and trying desperately to hold onto the few people he can still call friends -- Bucky Barnes, Peggy Carter, Sam Wilson, Natasha Romanov, Wanda Maximoff, etc. -- because everything he had before is gone forever. Thus far, even through Civil War (because we all watched the codas, right?), he's doing a pretty darn good job. Sorry. I gotta defend Cap. He's not my favorite, but he's always stood up for the little guy (including himself). Someone has to stand up for him at least once.

Thanks for the fun and interesting video, guys. As always, you guys' acting was on point and the writing was excellent ^.^

Now if I remember correctly, it was Loki's decision to attack New York, not any member of the Avengers. From the viewpoint of somebody that was alive before the MCU, no one was calling Iron Man--or Captain America--Marvel's Batman before the Avengers movies. If we took an honest look at Iron Man, we'd probably admit that we liked it so much because it was good to see Robert Downey Junior getting work again.

**whispers** Hail Hydra. Also, what is up with the animation? Very....cyanide and happiness. 5:24 Oh wait. It's back.....

Wow. The basic concept on this one isn't just weak; it's wrong. The whole argument is predicated on the idea that the Avengers had any control over the location of the Chi'tauri invasion... which they did not.

@xandertrejo

7 жыл бұрын

No it was based on the fact that Captain America refuses to learn how modern day works.

@firebird1080

7 жыл бұрын

But that's not true either.

@AugustHahn

7 жыл бұрын

Fair, but the entire argument about his failure as a hero was about the invasion. It was the first major point raised. I should have been more specific but I was trying to keep it simple. :)

@AugustHahn

7 жыл бұрын

How exactly did that have anything to do with intention? They didn't build the tower to lure Thanos' forces. The Chi'tauri were coming no matter what. If it hadn't been Tony's tower, it could just as easily have been the city's main grid or something else. The invasion chose the site. The Avengers had nothing to do with the decision.

@CreativeJamieCOM

7 жыл бұрын

yeah, they really glossed over iron man's role in the mcu - not to mention that they didnt have an ending.AH usually raps up so tight!

“No DanieI, I shant chant agant, feel like when you represant Americant u really gotta be at 100 percant.”😂🤣 I would love to see the bloopers from that line😂

Admittedly, a lot of the issues the Avengers face isn't exactly their fault. Even if they led the Chitauri out of New York, the portal was still open over Stark Tower, so New York would've actually been in more danger without Avengers protecting it. Additionally, the US military decided to launch a nuke at the city, hoping that everything would sort itself out, so the Avengers did actually save the world. As for Ultron, Tony technically made him because of a vision that Scarlet Witch gave to him at the start of the movie. As for the Sokovia Accords and Civil War, Rogers can't be called a rebel when Tony broke the Accords when it benefited him. To quote HISHE, it should have really been called the Tony Stark Accords.

@vanthursday

6 жыл бұрын

Jared Thompson No.. The fact that Tony just announced that he’s Ironman pretty much made him target for any villian attacks like what literally happened in his old house.. The fact that he made his new one in the middle of a crowded city is like literally asking for a 9/11 scenario..

@randomfandom9334

6 жыл бұрын

Umm, the "Avengers" actually saved the world? No, I believe it was clearly TONY STARK who carried the nuke up into the wormhole, ending the Chitauri invasion as he single-handedly saved New York City and tens of millions of people, plus saved the world from the war that would inevitably follow the loss of its most important city. Give Tony credit where credit is due -- HE saved the day.

@jonasadams3173

5 жыл бұрын

Mary P Black Widow actually closed the portal though

@drrabbit6600

5 жыл бұрын

um actually the accords were never ratified cos of the un bombing so stark didn't break anything

@teemusid

4 жыл бұрын

US Military? The 'World Council ' launched the nuke.

You guys know they completely neutered the movie cap compared to the comic cap. The comic cap was against the patriot act, against prism, and the spy networks being used on the US, and he died fighting against it.

I think one scene sums up cap pretty well. In the first movie before he has powers and a grenade is thrown. He jumps on top while everyone else ducks for cover.

@mada1082

5 жыл бұрын

So he disregards safety protocol and does the one thing that will surefire get him killed.

@mada1082

5 жыл бұрын

@Tin Watchman Duck and cover, get behind something or into a ditch if possible. Edit: and get as low as possible, keep your feet pointed towards the grenade if there's no cover so the shrapnel destroys your legs instead of your organs

@IBrowneeI

5 жыл бұрын

That attitude in an actual battle situation, sure, he’d probably get respect for that action, there’s a story here and there of some soldiers that threw themselves on grenades in actual battle situations to save their mates and some lived (for better or worse) to talk about it. But the difference is those were all battle situations... that scene was in a boot camp. Tommy Lee Jones comes off as a crazy old guy for trying to make a point in a situation where none of them should be proving that point because why the hell would you? They’re still at home, the enemy wasn’t right next door or anything! So Cap throwing himself on that grenade... that just kinda comes off as really stupid. Everyone cleared the area reasonably quick and he just dives right on it with a pointless point to prove.

@megadeathx

5 жыл бұрын

Also shows how stupid he is. He could have kicked that thing across the yard instead of jumping on it.

@Lauren.E.O

5 жыл бұрын

He later tries to kill Tony Stark, after keeping the fact that Tony’s parents were murdered from his supposed friend, all to protect a man who needs immediate psychiatric help after decades of torture instead of being told to just shake it off and be Bucky again.

"I shant chant againt. Feel like when you represent Americant, you really gotta be one hundred percent." Also Michael shouting USA at the background and the other customers joining in was awesome.

Even if they had tried to lure Loki out of the city, that wouldn't have changed the location of the alien invasion, since Loki decided to stick to the Avengers, and especially Tony, by putting the Teseract, which opened the portal, on top of Tony's new tower in the middle of Manhattan. How could Steve probably have managed to avoid all of that?

My main problem with Cap in Civial War his focus was on Bucky. And he seem to be his "only" friend. He didn't treat Tony as a friend. Which is kind of sad. Tony is holding it together best as he could and even BEG Cap to sign up of fearing he would lose his friend. What did cap do? blew him off and went to Bucky. I get behind Tony when he start to hate him seeing the real Cap. And even all of that, Tony was willing to fight alongside of Cap after the error that he had made. Then they threw in the killing the parents bit. Again Cap wasn't there, instead protected Bucky in the end, Cap went with Bucky and threw down the shield. Why not hand the shield? and say I'll contact you or even say Sorry? No he dropped the shield and left. wth. Tony isn't in the right Mind and is in the wrong here I get that but to do that to a best friend? That would only take 2 minutes to do. I know Cap later on contacted Tony but still that little bit rubbed me the wrong way. Cap acts like a friend if it suits him or else he would ignore them unless they are seen as a threat. He should know Tony enough to see that he is break down inside yet he did nothing. Why I don't like Cap in the movies.

@iaintabloodysquid1497

7 жыл бұрын

Cap wasn't in the best mood either. Tony was being a dick, justifiably so but still a dick.

@anthonyanderson3448

7 жыл бұрын

I ain't a bloody squid yeah but Tony has always been a dick and an asshole. But with Captains Character it just feel like it is off here. I get Bucky is his lost friend but he is losing others that he isn't seeing. in the comics he tries to reach out and it made Tony look more like a villain.

@Big_Dai

7 жыл бұрын

Well, you might see it as "focus on Bucky".. but that is sort of wrong. Something as big as an attack to the UN is related to him, so of course you start there. If Bucky wasn't it, he could know the reason why it happened. As a detective, that would be your first link! He had to prevent them from killing him, in order to get information. Unknown to them, it also attracted the real threat, allowing to get more information on his objective. Then, Team Stark didn't trust him.. it was written so that Cap and Bucky went to stop Zemo. In the end, you just can't let someone kill someone else simply because! It's dumb. Also, Cap treated Tony as a friend until the end! HE was the reasonable one. 1) There was no resolution to the Zokovia accords because of Zemo and Bucky going mad again.. Things might have been different and he might have signed.. but priorities. 2) Also, Cap didn't kill him or let him kill someone needlessly.. don't your friends prevent you from doing something you might regret later? 3) Not telling him is reasonable, knowing how mad Stark is (Ultron?) and useless, as the parents are dead. 4) Not handing the shield or even saying sorry? Stark was pissed, and he wouldn't have listened anyway. Cap was tired.. and probably a bit mad, but he kept his mouth and emotions shut until later. Also, he probably knows that it's not about making himself look better, but making the situation better.

@darraghtate440

7 жыл бұрын

Tony tried to straight up murder the man he knew for certain wasn't actually responsible for his parents' deaths. If Cap can be a dick, Tony can be a psychopath.

@AnthonySforza

7 жыл бұрын

To be fair, wanting to kill someone for killing your parents doesn't really fall into the realm of the term "Psychopath." Though I get what you're saying. Perhaps "Dangerously self-absorbed" may articulate it a tinge better.

*_USA! USA! USA! USA! (Gets a ton of Mexicans to join in)._*

Acutually, Stark/Iron Man is Marvel's Batman!

@fangchick93

4 жыл бұрын

TheFrozenGamer exactly

@perce1veALL

4 жыл бұрын

The base character being rich and smart? Sure but he ain't Batman at all. Batman is just on another tier.

@Stevies_Precog_Gym_n_Spa420

3 жыл бұрын

have you heard of a motherfucker called MOONKNIGHT

I wish you guys did this bit more than once a month! I love after hours!!!

Do not compare cap to trump!

@ViolettaVie

7 жыл бұрын

They did so because they got Cap wrong.

@Silverizael

7 жыл бұрын

They only compared him to Trump in the aspect of starting world wars and getting a lot of people killed.

@gottesurteil3201

7 жыл бұрын

Well he certainly isn't Hillary. Neither of the candidates represent the values that cap stands for.

@ViolettaVie

7 жыл бұрын

Silverizael Cap doesn't start wars. And as foolish as Trump is, I don't think he has started wars either. Doesn't matter because Cap has nothing in common with Trump.

Black Panther is the Batman of Marvel. Broody, rich, "only human" yet they're both masters of basically everything, use both gadgets and martial arts, etc etc. Also I'm Team Iron all the way but the Avengers did everything they could in NYC. What were they supposed to do? "Oh man, Loki is unleashing his army in the middle of a highly populated area. Well we should let the government nuke the place or whatever. Don't want to get blamed for making the situation worse". Yeah there was a lot of damage and casualties but for a conflict against a technologically advanced race coming out of a portal in one of the most populated places in the world, I have to say it was kept pretty contained.

So much wrong with the argument that I'm not even upset about it. Like watching adorable kids argue about science while getting it all wrong.

I love how they get Explosm to do animation

Riri is officially called Iron-Heart! But ironman all the same. I suppose they might have filmed this before Marvel chose the name.

@Gr8estRPer

7 жыл бұрын

And she really does look like Riri that's damn cool there.

@iangiovanni6555

7 жыл бұрын

ahh riri ...iron "man" for sjw "re-res"...

@Big_Dai

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Starline (Riri) said so in the comment above.

@Silverizael

7 жыл бұрын

Apparently, liking a black superhero makes you an "Sjw" now? I guess if you want to officially proclaim that the anti-SJWs are actually all about white people. I mean...you all did already pretty much proclaim that with the alt right movement as it is, so...

@iangiovanni6555

7 жыл бұрын

nope...but liking a tokenism , thinly veiled attempt to pander like fake iron "man" does make one an idiotic millennial sjw f*cktard ....otoh ....the alt right can eat a box of sharpened dicks ....not a bigot , just a comics purist /shrug

So what you are saying is that Captain America is EXACTLY like America is, one that wants to do good but keep making worse villeins every time it tries.

@mrgabest

7 жыл бұрын

If you think the people making decisions in the USA are trying to do good, you need another hefty dose of cynicism.

So Captain America causes high collateral damage, a negligent leader, doesn't get much done, only cares about his close buddies (as opposed to everyone else), high in patriotism but very glamorous and inspiring. He's the perfect representation of America.

@thomaspanditfan2435

2 жыл бұрын

Have you seen any of his movies? Or read any of his comics? And for one thing he was an actual captain, he always laid out the planning, he knew numerous martial art styles, and taught all the newbies essential military skills, he made sure everyone on the team was always at their best, that’s what good leaders do. They see things from the inside and the out, whether you were a god of thunder or just a dude with some bow and arrow, or even some extras during World War II, your place in all this was crucial to maximizing everyone’s safety, and was integral for success. And even when times got tough, he still managed to make everyone feel like they were team, like they were a family. Cuz he knew that’s what made them strong, that’s what made them unstoppable. It’s what truly made this solider, super...

Seems like I'm having another bout revisiting these masterpiece "After Hours" skits. Absolute gems!

For the first time, totally disagreed with every point. still like the show, but this one was just wrong.

@thefatman69dude

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah. They got about 90% of their facts dead wrong.

@jonathanwalton5627

7 жыл бұрын

LOTR was about as accurate and well fact checked.

Did you guys plan your outfits to color coordinate with the avengers?

@viljamtheninja

7 жыл бұрын

Yes, they explain it in the end plate.

@edzim10

7 жыл бұрын

of course they did

@HistoricaHungarica

7 жыл бұрын

#noloveforhawkeye

This was great! I always enjoy these.

Didn't I see a video like this from KZread comidan Ryan Davis,this is going to be good.😂😂😂

Her codename is Ironheart, not Ironman. Also, they didn't choose for the invasion to happen in New York. that just happened to be where Tony's arc reactor was. They did what they could to limit the death toll.

@ravenwhiteduck2982

6 жыл бұрын

Cogline Erro still did a better job then Superman in man of steel

heyyyy that's Starline Hodge from sourcefed!

@StarlineHodge

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah!

I love how Swaim is hulking out in the background for the first two minutes of this video. This shoot must have been hilarious

cap is apolitical. he is only "american" because he was american in the pre-WW2 era, when it was easier to believe the american government WAS good. in an era of more information, and a different global political reality, he falls back on the ideologies of DEMOCRACY and civil liberties for all, that led him to be the patriot he was in his original time. those beliefs are often incongruant with "patriotism" to america, in modern times...because it is too easy to see that the political leaders aer not worthy of his patriotism. he is cap'n america because he fully supports the fundamental ideals of the nation, not the nation itself. that is what makes him a patriot...not the star-spangled outfit. he will always stand-up for those exploited or marginalized people, first and for most. if that leads him into conflict with his government, he still will fight for what is "right" in his eyes. that is the one thing the MCU got most right about the fundamental aspects of any marvel character thus far. Cap wont abide bullies.

@sahilpatil8140

6 жыл бұрын

Except... no other nation sees it that way. To everyone else, he simply represents the country and not just the ideals. So maybe he should change his outfit or name or character to better reflect what he represents.

@boreragnarok4522

6 жыл бұрын

Also he is essentially a terrorist

@randomfandom9334

6 жыл бұрын

And a vigilante. And yes, he's called Captain AMERICA and dresses in the colors of the American flag, so it's not off-track to say he represents America.

@danelmore6553

5 жыл бұрын

Sahil, I tend to agree - He should just change his outfit and name. This was covered in the 1980s, when that is exactly what he did, when he discovered government corruption and ceased to trust SHIELD. All of which happened basically like it did in Winter Soldier, but in the MCU, he kept his outfit. (Because - branding) Context matters. MCU Cap woke up 60 years later, was handed his old gear, by his old "boss" (some form of the American government), and told to keep doing his job. Try empathizing with the drastically different socio-political reality in America in the era when Steve Rodgers was a child/teen. Then he goes and fights some nazis/hydra. Wakes up in 2010, and the lines are not so clear. Do any of you honestly think you would adapt to the last 50 years so easily (as essentially a 22 year-old)? The entire point of Captain America is to show the disconnect between the ideological belief, left over from the eras of WW1, and WW2...that Americans were riding on throughout the cold-war, but which has not been congruent with reality for a long time now. Even so, many Americans refuse to acknowledge that the political landscape is radically different, and that American is not the "best", simply because we were sold that meme in the 40s and 50s, and want to keep believing it. Most Americans have resisted admitting the change in reality, even though they lived through it. Now you expect a man who literally "time-jumped" from 1944 to 2010, to come to grips with modern reality immediately. This is why they only make stupid movies now, because anything with a bit of gradation can not be perceived. It is a perfect metaphor for reality. Stop an alien invasion, that would have destroyed all of humanity (or at the very least millions of people), and get blamed because 42 people died in NY. 42. This is the same mentality of the 80s that led to law suits because I spilled my coffee on my lap...and it is YOUR fault. Humanity does not deserve "heroes". 40 years ago there was no color T.V. and if you wanted to see a movie at all, you had to go to a theater. If you wanted to learn about anything, you had to go to a library, and hope they had a book on what you wanted to know. Our history books lied to us also, but at least we did not have the means to easily find other sources of information. Now you have the sum of all human knowledge accessible from a device in your pocket, and are often being fed a tasty ideology to believe. So what exactly is the modern excuse for blindly following an ideology?

@dbears1603

5 жыл бұрын

Never seen cap stand up for mutant rights or stop one of the genocide attempts on then

and actually cap had nothing to do with Loki choosing stark tower. he needed a stable power source. and the only one that is off the grid and is large enough is the new arc reactor tony built. a lot of the things that happens is that Hawkeye knew that they could get shield to pull Tony away from his house for a couple of days on a wild goose Chase. those were tactics that the shield agents knew how to enforce as they are all spies. especially hawkeye since he's a highly ranked shield agent it's not at all difficult to see that once he got Barton he gained a near full proof way to get what he wanted. the real problem was since pepper wasn't at the tower she wouldn't have been there to call for help when random people were schlepping tech to the roof.

The whole point of Batman is that he's not alone. He has friends who are better at certain aspects of his job then he is. He needs people to be a hero.

To be fair regarding the bit about finding Bucky; Thor and Hulk were on a totally different planet. Everyone pretty much agreed what solar system Bucky was in. A bit easier to narrow down.

This made me so profoundly sad. Profoundly.

I had to rewatch the start because I was so distracted by the background 😂

Huh. Normally I'm with these guys but this was... off. Maybe it's just because the MCU is my wheelhouse. Huh. 1- Steve didn't pick the venue of the fight in New York, Loki did. The fight was where the gate was. Steve's plan was to keep the fight centralized to minimize damage outside of the already effed neighborhood. 2- The list was explicitly pop culture stuff that he wrote down when people said; "Hey, check out the thing. He also talked about reading a lot on the Internet to catch up. He shows zero hesitation to learn new tech when he must, but keeps the shield because it works. 3- Did he ever abandon a mission to go after Bucky? Because I don't think he did. 4- Steve's strategy is always pretty spot on in the different situations he ends up in. His campaign against Hydra in WW2 was nearly flawless, his fight strategy in New York did exactly what it was supposed to do, when he realized his team was watching the wrong target he adapted and brought down Crossbones without much fuss save the bomb hit that killed Wakanda. 5- The Winter Soldier and Civil War are pretty much two whole movies of Steve questioning authority. So this vid only really works if you don't know much about Rogers. Is that why other videos are funny? Because I don't get those properties? CURSES!

@SchulzEricT

4 жыл бұрын

No, I think the other videos are good because they're thoughtful and informed. Not sure why this one isn't.

damn, i really miss these guys and after hours...

who else couldn't stop laughing at Michael's USA rally in the background.

He keeps tabs on Bucky because Bucky is the only link to his past. The only person still alive from his time and his best friend. So...that's a friggin' stupid question.

@megadeathx

5 жыл бұрын

It's almost like they didn't watch the first Captain America Movie. He gets off the stage and into battle IN ORDER TO SAVE BUCKY! His whole fucking character and motivation is "save Bucky Barnes".

Lead the army to *where*, exactly? they were in the middle of Manhattan Island, with an *Open Portal*. leading the first wave away would've left the subsequent waves free to run around blowing stuff up elsewhere. Exactly the thing Cap was trying to prevent. Cap's plan was to keep the fighting, and thus the collateral damage, confined to the area already hit in the initial invasion.

Something that a lot of people don't seem to realize is that Cap's greatest power doesn't come from his Super Soldier Serum, it comes from his heart. He leads and inspires his team and everyone around him, I read a comic book setted during the Civil War event where Cap was killed and everyone on both sides of the conflict was heavily effected in their own way. Even the Pro-Registers who were at odds with Cap were stricken with grief, regret, anger and frustration. He's the literal incarnation of everything that America is. America's strength comes from the people, Cap's strength comes from his team and those he loves. America is a land of Freedom, and Justice, Cap defends the freedoms and rights of everyone. America home of the brave, Cap would give up everything to protect the people and his team, and did just that when he died; he gave his life hoping to save all those who followed.

@lizzychrome7630

5 жыл бұрын

Um, that's the trouble here. At least for those whose only exposure to Cap is the MCU version. The "heart" that's supposed to make him so special is anything but.

@SchulzEricT

4 жыл бұрын

@@lizzychrome7630 Why? Do you find him boring because he's not a dynamic character? I guess I get that argument... but being boring because he's a great leader and morally incorruptible, being boring because he's always right, doesn't make him wrong... it just means you think he's boring.

@lizzychrome7630

4 жыл бұрын

@@SchulzEricT Sure, and Bella Swann is also a great rounded character who is always rightfully "right."

@SchulzEricT

4 жыл бұрын

@@lizzychrome7630 No, she was a horribly written character. But "being right" isn't the sign of bad writing. In Cap's case, it was earned; in Bella's, it wasn't.

Captain America is also... morally bad. He lied to the person who has been funding him, giving him weapons, etc. About his parents murder. Thats ... fucked