The Guy Who Decides Collective Nouns 🤣
This video has been requested a lot so here it is!! And collective nouns are ridiculous ... Part 2 & 3 & 4 coming soon!! 🤣🤣🤣
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Started a new job and found out the marketing director's name was Jason. Nearly spit my coffee on the paperwork.
@Crallux
4 ай бұрын
Jason Jason Jason... SHUT UP JASON
A collective noun for a Jason of Jimmy's.....A GIGGLE x
@ryanmalady376
2 жыл бұрын
I call it a cocktail
Every time he says, “Jason Jason Jason” I’m hysterical with laughter. DO NOT STOP!!! 🤣 from U.K. 👍
Here's a cool one! "Vultures circling overhead, riding thermals as they search for carcasses are called a ‘kettle’. A group of vultures perched in a tree, meanwhile, are called a ‘committee’, a ‘venue’ or even a ‘volt’. Then, when the vultures descend to the ground to feed on a carcass they’re called a ‘wake’ which we think is beautifully descriptive. This makes a total of five collective nouns for a single type of animal, which is quite exceptional!"
Jason Jason Jason, can we get that on a T-Shirt make it happen
@dianerawlinson5462
3 жыл бұрын
Definitely 🤣🤣🤣
@thefluroaussie1004
3 жыл бұрын
Just take my money....!!!!!
@EstherP_
3 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@victorialamarque-blair6289
3 жыл бұрын
I want one 👍
@Yesica1993
3 жыл бұрын
Or, "SHUT UP, JASON!" Any Jasons around you would be confused.
Guinea pigs: also a herd. Fish: also a school (same species, tight formation) or a shoal (mix of species, loose formation). Gorillas: also a band or a troop. Geese: also a gaggle, plump, skein, team, wedge. Parrots: also a pandemonium. Ducks: also many more such as a badling, a brace, a paddling, a safe, a sord, a waddling ... Pigeons: also a flight or a kit. Turkeys: also a rafter. Sheep: also a fold or a herd. Goats: also a herd, a tribe, a trip/pe. Camels: also a caravan, a herd, a train. Cats: also a clowder, a cluster, a clutter, a glaring (though kittens are a kindle or a litter). Dogs: also a pack (wild), a comedy, a cowardice, a kennel, a mute Finches: also a charm. Salmon: also a bind, a leap, a draught. Guinea fowl: also a flock (😂), a rasp. Baboons: also a troop. Flamingoes: also a stand. Rooks: also a building, a parliament. Hawks: also an aerie, a cast, a cauldron, a flight, a flock, a staff. Foxes: also a skulk. Deer: also a bunch, a herd, a mob, a rangle. Hares: lots more, including a band, a drove, a flick, a husk, a leap, a trace ... Rabbits: lots, some of the hare ones also apply, others include a bury, a colony, a warren ... Bees: a "bike" is an old term for a swarm, also lots for bees including a colony, an erst, a hive, a nest, a rabble ...
@princessparrots
2 жыл бұрын
These I all knew at least one of. Never hear of some of the terms he used😂.
So funny. I had to google these because I couldn’t believe it.
I love how the "Flange" of Gorillas has made it into this, its also been used in reference books about Gorillas. It was created by Rowan Atkinson for a comedy sketch, and it was so popular it has become a common term.
Always loved a flamboyance of flamingos
A hum of refrigerators is my personal contribution to the lexicon.
I have a colleague named Jason, can't take him seriously anymore 🤭
BAHAHAAA...!! I can't actually stop laughing I've only watched 50 seconds 🤣🤣🤣
First time to see the Guy drink up the glass😂
I think I myself am going to use ‘Jason, Jason, Jason’ in daily life from now on, very useful! 😂
Brilliant work as usual!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣
Poor old Jason, Jason, Jason. 😂😂
Jason, Jason, Jason Oh like there’s a “bike” of bees 🐝 Jimmy as soon as I see a notification from your channel I immediately drop everything and watch the latest hilariously well written video to lift up my day... Thank you NOW keep them coming! Please......
@mistyme2008
3 жыл бұрын
Me too 😊
“Haha, that’s a good one”
Jimmy you have taught me more then my English teacher
NO JASON!!! 🤣🍸🤣🍸🤣🍸🤣🍸🤣🍸🤣🍸🤣
Please do the guy that decides Aussie weather. Be hilarious to hear him try and talk about all the differences in the weather in such a small country. Can just imagine Tasmania - 12 deg and cold or 12 degrees and hit. 🤣 🎙
Gaggle of geese 🤣
Jason, Jason, Jason! It's a glaring of cats... or clowder... or clutter... or pounce... If they're wild cats they can be a destruction. Litter is so anachronistic, let's call it a kindle of kittens. Bezos will like that.
A bike of bees....oh good grief, I will never look at a swarm of bees the same again, Jason, Jason, Jason, lol
About Koalas, wombats, dingos and snakes. Or any other native Australian animals in Part 2. Good work Jimmy. Love that your carving a way into comedy rather than getting stereotyped. Hopefully abc or Netflix gives your own show. Your so funny and relatable with fun clean humour.
Jason should work at a checkout.
If you go back to doing Giggle and Hoot can you PLEASE make sure you keep doing these videos! And the ones about covid in Australia! They literally make my life!!
@ambergriggs1519
2 жыл бұрын
@Mr McQuacker I hope not lol
What do we call the collective noun for border closures? It’s a “McGowan of borders”!!!!🤣🤪
@thefluroaussie1004
3 жыл бұрын
And a Dan of masks.....
@cognitor900
3 жыл бұрын
Ha!
@jacquih7961
3 жыл бұрын
@@thefluroaussie1004 "A Dan of dictatorships" perhaps
Ha ha ha!!! That was hilarious! Well done Jimmy!
a chime of wrens! my favourite!
Love the guy's chuckle at the end of words 😂
Hey Jimmy Rees!! I’m from the National Young Leaders Day ✨🙂 I loved all the information you told us!! 😀👍
Isn't it parliament of rooks and a swarm of bees? Either way, these are great!
OMG this is so funny. It really does make you think this stuff needs to be fixed. Amazing work Jimmy.
I was today years old when I discovered this channel. And now I can't stop watching.
A couple of weirdnesses. Maybe because I'm American? But for us it is a *school* of fish, a *gaggle* of geese, a *pack* of dogs, and a *herd* of deer. Bees are most definitely a *swarm*.
Am now unsure of all I knew about collective pronouns and must look it up, Thanks very much Jason!!
A grumble of pugs
Collective noun for a group of Jasons... a GIGGLE!!
Brilliant!
Fantastic 😂
Surprisingly educational. 🤣
Horse herd with a stallion is a “harem”
HAHA this is so good! 😂
A GAGGLE OF GEESE.
You should include the collective noun for a group of dugongs in part 2 😂 Anteaters is also an interesting one ... and I love what a group of narwhals are known as!
Hehehe this stuff is great
Amazing!
My favorite one is a kaleidoscope of butterflies
Poor Jason. lmao.
Jason Jason Jason. a gaggle of geese
Parliament of owls Crush of rhinos
He needs a part 2 🤣
pretty sure it's a "gaggle" of geese though
How about... The Guy who decides countries? The Guy who decides diseases? The Guy who decides social rules and norms? The Guy who decides school systems? The Guy who decides the human body?
Even sadder - I'm not sure I got that many right - obviously have to repeat the class again.
I imagine these two are locked in an eternal naming session that has been ordained by some gods.... DO THE GUY WHO DECIDES MYTHOLOGIES NEXT!!!!
This is so funny
A murder of crows 😆😅
"Flannnnnnnnnnge"
My arseho,e brother's name is Jason. You cannot imagine the amount of satisfaction this gives me. 😂
My favourite one is ravens, an unkindness
I have been waiting for this one! Group nouns are the weirdest thing in the English language!!
I was hanging out for the many "Pods" and "Schools" out there...
a few corrections, it's a School of Fish, Gaggle of Guess and Herd of Goats
What do you call a flock of vampires.... Deadly memen Business
9th! Last time I was this early, WA shut the borders.
@Joltemon
3 жыл бұрын
But isn't that every day?
@brettpearson9979
3 жыл бұрын
Shut the border!!!
@cognitor900
3 жыл бұрын
Is it too late to shut the borders now? Just enquiring for a friend.....!
I wonder what Jason's job interview with The Guy Who Decides was like...?
They had jellyfish recently... it was a Smack.
Press X to Jason.
Isn't a group of geese a gaggle?
@benjamincressler6467
3 жыл бұрын
I think a gaggle is on the ground, and a flock is in the air. (Don't be stupid, Jason.)
I keep hearing, unleash unleash
I love how some of these are true and some of them aren't. 😂 Keep you guessing.
LOL 😂
True smirk reveal at 1.33
I always call the groups of nursing students at work a 'gaggle' of students.
@carolynmoore9788
3 жыл бұрын
It’s a gaggle of speech pathologists 😉🤣
😂
A lick of lesbians 😂😂
you forgot a PARLIAMENT of OWLS
Jason, you forgot Owls - Congress
@penelopemills9171
3 жыл бұрын
Or a parliament.
Soooo, I'm a little proud, and a little sad that I already knew all of the names of groups of these animals. Also, it's not crazy that when humans gather we call that a gathering, group, party, mob, meeting, tribe, troop, community, commune, etc. Yet everytime a lot of crows are around, it's a murder.
Isn’t it a school of fish
A confusion of Guinea fowl. As an African, I enrose this.
Jeeesus Kerrriist you're Jimmy Giggle WTF!!!!
@gdswghdsCjiirwe
3 жыл бұрын
Top quality job too, btw
@gdswghdsCjiirwe
3 жыл бұрын
First time ive replied to my comment
@gdswghdsCjiirwe
3 жыл бұрын
Three max?
@gdswghdsCjiirwe
3 жыл бұрын
Wait im back at the top
@gdswghdsCjiirwe
3 жыл бұрын
Help me jimmy, theres no end
You could put out shirts that simply say Jason Jason Jason on the front
I just had a bike on a bike a couple weeks ago!
I always thought it was a gaggle of geese?? Not a flock
I have never been this early. Im so happy. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Jason ,!!
I waited to hear “Jason, Jason, Jason! What are you? Shtupid?”, but not this time. :(
I always thought it was a clowder of cats?
@penelopemills9171
3 жыл бұрын
There's a few for cats: clowder, cluster, clutter, glaring, pounce. Kittens can be a kindle or a litter.
A group of turkeys is called a rafter....not a flock.
Is it really a "pounce" of cats? Because it needs to be.
Don't ask him about owls.
I just want to say to anyone watching this who might be in the process of learning English - it really is important to know all these.
2nd🤣
Otters...?
A ‘fun’ of fish ? Isn’t it school ???😮
Wait, a Bike of Bees is *real*????
Some of these are surely made up. Bees are a swarm, and fish are a school (I'm surprised that was not in the video).