4 year old on a family trip to the grocery store, loudly, as we turn down the beer aisle... "Of course we need more beer, Daddy drinks it in the shower. "

@ritakolpinitzky218

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@KristiContemplates

3 жыл бұрын

The reason I bought an ex a plastic chair

@karensaville913

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂😳

@aircastles1013

2 жыл бұрын

OMG hilarious!! Why have I never thought of drinking in the shower?

I was a nanny and in a public toilet stall my young charge said very loudly, "Wow, Nanny! You have a lot of hair!" The lady in the next stall over just burst out laughing. 😳

My grandson at every picnic walks over to another family and says: "can I come home with you?" 😕

I was putting my 7 year old son to sleep and he asked me if I knew what "Adios Amigos" meant. I said I did. He then asked, "So is that French for 'See ya shitheads?'" Have NO idea where that came from, but boy did I laugh!

@Al1978Newman

2 жыл бұрын

This is brilliant!!.

@offwiththefairiesforever2373

2 жыл бұрын

LOL 😅

From my 5yo. "Mummy, I wish I was allergic to all the food you cook so I don't have to eat it."

My daughter, when I was changing her baby brother's nappy, asked why he had a finger between his legs.

@stickyjocky

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!! 🤣🤣

Walking thru a Vinnie's, my very articulate two year old loudly calls to me "Look mummy! Wine glasses! (Louder) Wine glasses!!!"

My fav was "is dad desexed". 🤣 Btw, would love to see this as an ongoing series

@drwoo6090

3 жыл бұрын

Check out, James Breakwell tweets, on KZread. Hilarious!

Had a kid ask me if was a boy or a girl, when I was working in retail, the uniforms were androgenous... I also had very short hair and have the body type of a ruler. Simply asked them "why does it matter if I am a boy or a girl?" Could see their little brain explode 😅 was cute.

I used to watch Gimmy Giggle as a child. Now I watch these daily🤪😂

@sebastianusprime

2 жыл бұрын

Same here.

@Jay_Tube123

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@EternalDensity

2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Jiggles

@offwiththefairiesforever2373

2 жыл бұрын

How gorgeous 😍 💖

@audthescruffles545

2 жыл бұрын

Haha same

Voice msg to dying great granny in another country, "I would come and see you when I come over but you will be dead". This went to all of the family on a group message.

Sunday afternoon after Sunday School. Must have had the story about The Lost Sheep. 4yo Grandson asked me , Nan, when you were a girl, did you have to herd the sheep?

I Love Jimmy Rees. He Is The Funniest Guy On Earth. ❤️

Me to my friend: "We need better wine." My five-year-old boy: "Don't worry mom, I'm practicing making water into wine as Jesus did, but you still have to pay me 10 dollars for a bottle."

@Anonymous-km5pj

3 жыл бұрын

lol, "modern" Jesus. God bless

@offwiththefairiesforever2373

2 жыл бұрын

LOL 😅

Alright alright. My favorite was my son Zac. We hopped out of the car at Woolies one day, and a kid rode past Zac on a skateboard as I was getting him out of the car. As he went by, Zac yelled out " HEY BOZO!!" I stared at him, incredulous. And said "Zac! What are you doing?!" He said, nonchalantly "Oh, that's my friend Bozo. He works at the Zoo." I said "What does he do at the Zoo?" He said "He's a clown." I asked, "Which zoo does he work at?" "Taronga zoo. Although sometimes he does other stuff". Zac was three.

@nikiTricoteuse

8 ай бұрын

Good God! That's such a lot of specific information. Was it true? Or, was he reliving a past life?

@adifferentangle7064

8 ай бұрын

@@nikiTricoteuse It's hard to tell. He was physically incapable of make believe as a child. Never once did he play with toys or do role play. He would come out with that sort of thing very randomly. Some guy skated past once (around the same age actually) and he told me that was his friend who worked at the zoo and was a clown. I didn't get a good look at him or stop him to see if he was in fact a clown, but that type of story making was so incredibly bizarre and out of character.

A gentleman sporting a turban was helping out my granddaughter and I. She looks right at him and declares "Gran it's Alladin!"

Jimmy's 'meanwhile ' series is one of the few fun things about having to grow up.

As a Nanny, driving in the afternoon sun, Mr 8 pipes up thoughtfully, "Hey, your beard came back" I was about 45... female.

I really need to stop watching these at work. We have an open plan office and my teammates look at me funny when I burst out laughing or am hunched over my desk weeping with laughter!!

The best part of this is how much you're enjoying yourself Jimmy! 😆

Kids 🤦🏼‍♀️😂 one time my little brother asked my mom if she was going to feed my little sister with her “Milk Sprayers” 😂😂

My 5 year old ‘I love your earrings mummy!’ Me: thank you! 5: ‘can I have them when you die?’

Sharing a toilet with my 3yr old She asks loudly " Mummy why is yours hairy mines not ?

No secrets with kids. I know so many embarrassing things about the parents of the kids I nanny. They will never know I know, I like them still being able to look me in the eye when we talk haha

My then 8 year old granddaughter, snuggling next to me on the couch: ‘I love snuggling up to fat people, there’s no bones’ Thanks

@offwiththefairiesforever2373

2 жыл бұрын

LOL 😅

Puzzle piece baby was my favourite 😭😂😂

Upon entering a vet clinic to collect the family dog after the was spayed: “We’ve come to take Poppy home; she was shovelled today!”

I’m a taller guy, very long past the shoulders hair and a big bushy beard…had a 4 year old girl com up to me at the local Kmart and tug on my sleeve and asked if I was jesus… Another day I was finishing a cig before heading in to do my weekly shop, a three year old in a trolley called out clearly “mummy, why is Jesus smoking, you said that was a bad thing”

@estreliasoriano5308

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha And Jesus drank red wine too 🤭

@trayolphia5756

2 жыл бұрын

@@estreliasoriano5308 it’s stated in the bible (forget chapter and verse) that “a little wine does the body good” Even back then they understood or could see the health benefits of the antioxidants within wine when drunk in moderation… People are too quick to go to one end of the scale or the other and can’t psychologically deal with the notion of balancing in the middle

My friend's 4 year old brother started a cult worshipping Guinea Pigs. It lasted two full years, so I'm worried about him.

My toddler: I never see a rainbow Lady: Well keep your eyes open, you might see it one day My toddler: But I have to blink 🥰😂

Priceless 🤣🤣🤣

My nephew to his other aunt: “my aunt Kat is the best auntie”

On a bus.. Me: sweetheart stop picking your nose!.. My 3yr old daughter: I'm picking a winner!. 😄

I was at Brighton beach a few years back, living the dream, and a boy child walked by with his mother and spoke "why is that lady so oily?" Hilarious. Children are so honest and say everything that their eyes observe. Thank goodness the little boy didn't say "Why are her thighs so huge & why does she have makeup on at the beach?" Phew, I got off pretty lightly. Love your work Jimmy, top stuff, love Princess Holly of Swampy marshes toorak Melbourne Victoria Australia 🕊🌿🌳🌲🍀🍃☘

NEED ANOTHER ONE OF THESE!!!

My son at 3yrs old when he saw the Fatt Controller from Thomas: "Mummy, Daddy, that's the fuck controller!"

@tebsa76

3 жыл бұрын

That's just gold, because that's exactly what it would have sounded like with that particular accent 😂😂😂😂!!!!

The best bit was your laughing at all of them 😂

Needed a laugh, amazing. Always coming back. 😆

So funny! Even though our sons are adults I remember so many of these. It's why only one of us went shopping while the other stayed home with the kids. These are so good. Love "Is Dad de-sexed?" "Mum talks about you when you leave." "Mum, there's your favourite shop, the booze shop." Gold!

You are such a joy. Thank you for this channel.

When my younger daughter was about 3 we were in the middle of Target and I passed gas bending over to pick up something off the floor. It was quiet and so I thought I got away with it. Then my lovely child shouts at the top of her lungs, "Mommy, you farted!" I heard a woman 2 aisles over burst into laughter. I looked at my child and said, "Are you sure you said that loud enough? I'm not sure if the people on the other side of the store heard you or not." #funnynownotfunnythen

Far out 😂. Kids are so awkwardly hilarious. Thank you for making my day!!

When i was little, my mum watched a lot of Judge Judy. One time, i was going through this phase of asking people 'what's your name' in the shopping centre/woolies ect. (I was about 4 or 5??). i asked this lady, and she replied 'Judy'. I immediately said "look mummy, it's judge judy!"

Hahaha omg these are classic!!

Once we watching a parade and there was an elected senior citizen "Queen". She was a bit old and her eyelids were droopy and a few wrinkles. My youngest brother turns around and says "That lady is soo wearing a mask"

Please do another one of these videos Jimmy 🙏😅

3 year old checking out mummy's high heeled boots: "you look like a witch!"

I remember asking my mum why the shop lady "paid her to take the shopping away" when she paid for the shopping by card and got cash out

Omg dying!! 🤣🤣🤣 in public literally lmao!

I needed that. 😂 My 7 yr old telling some friends, " mum eats the grapes before she buys them", One was a cop. 😆 And i don't taste test!!!!!

@chelelight5107

2 жыл бұрын

Wait.... I thought we all did that

Thanks for the laughs😂😂😂 had to keep hitting pause so could LOL

My daughter at a dinner party says to everyone: "we always have butter in paper!" Then tells a lady: "your chair is all broken"! We didn't and it wasn't?????? (the woman couldn't sit comfortably after that). When leaving she says: "it's my birthday next week and you can bring a present if you want!"

Too hilarious! I can't breathe :D

Jimmy, as always, hilarious. Keep up the great work, mate!

@melissawinspear4241

3 жыл бұрын

My son started singing I love big butts as we were walking behind a woman with a rather large but nice bum.

3 y/o getting ready for bed. Me: Have you been to the toilet? 3: Yes. Me: When? 3: Last Thursday

@joanneday7518

3 жыл бұрын

Thats hilarious

@matildastanford7019

3 жыл бұрын

Same here 🤣 except the response was "But I did it Yesterday!" LMAO

😂 😂 😂 😂 I can never get enough of your vids!!

I just had a great tummy workout from laughing at all that. Sensational!

Never thought I’d ever hear the words come out of my mouth…please don’t put a cheese slice on the cat!

I didn't know your pain , you and your wife are awesome! Out of the mouths of babe's.....LOL xx God Bless 🙌 your a treasure an Aussie Treasure x

In line at Services NSW, daughter playing with my phone to keep entertained suddenly sends phone flying across room and hits a lady in the head. No hole nearby to crawl into and had to go retrieve phone

3:05 EXACTLY!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 😂😂😂

Love it, when my son was 3, there was this man at the next check out with a big round belly and very loud said "Does that man have a baby in his belly" Shhhh no he's just fat 😂

My daughter to a man she didn't know but mistook for my brother for a minute. -You're bald like my uncle! Same daughter seeing homeless people on her first trip to the city. - WOW! Homeless people! This is the best day ever!! She was very excited.

@Queina1

2 жыл бұрын

My step dad has been losing his hair since before him and my mom got together when I was 5. So 20 years later, I had a little girl who adored her grandpa. And at that time we were relying on public transportation. Every time she saw a man that was older, had a beard, balding head and/or a baseball cap, she thought he was her poppa. Every last one of them thought it was super cute except for one guy on the bus who evidently had no sense of humor at all.

@katmeow3897

2 жыл бұрын

@@Queina1 there's always that one person.

How about the guy who decides government systems?

I apparently told the next door neighbour and her friend from when I was 3 exactly where babies come from. Yes my mum still kept me after THAT

Please do another one of these it was soooo funny

🤣🤣🤣👍🇦🇺

My daughter at 3 heard the neighbour playing terrible music, comes inside from the back in tears "Daddy, whats that fucking noise?"

When I get home and hubby was in charge of 4 and 2 year old. They were so excited to tell me "daddy said we didn't have to have a shower as long as we didn't tell you!" Oops.

You do realise you would make an excellent Joker from Batman

Mum said can’t go back to sleep

I’m watching this in school it’s the best I showed my friends lol

@BestNotMiss

3 жыл бұрын

No, no no no no no. Don't get Jimmy banned pleeeaaase

@mia-lillieforrester-martin7268

3 жыл бұрын

@@BestNotMiss how will he get jimmy banned-

My brother ran into my dad's stomach and said "You've got some blubber, man!"

Omg I was crying! 😂😂😂😂😂

I feel like you must run out of breath! Lol! I also was at school today when you did the prentation! Thanks again

Everyone of your videos makes me laugh! Thanks Jimmy, keep them coming!

Favourite food until this point is chicken nuggets, tries calamari for the first time: “Daddy I love calamari. They’re CIRCLE NUGGETS!”

My 4 year old daughter: "Dad, why do you have a nose on your gina?"

"harry boss, daddy boss, mummy BIG boss ..." 🤣😂

jimmy - I haven't laughed like that in years. Please make more - you could get your own (adult) TV show with these

Conversations between my and my 4r yr old. Mr 4: Mum, have i git all the poo? Can you help me wipe my bum? Me: Nearly, and no, you need to learn how to do it. Mr 4: but I've wiped THOUSANDS of times! **walks off in exasperation** 🤣🤣🤣

KNew i shouldn't have watched this on the bus, as an emptynester so many memories kids don't change and luckily oblivious to the parents embarrassment for their openness

When my nephew was 2 I was living in Papua New Guinea and his paranoid father thought I was going to come back and give him TB. His brothers and I taught him to say *cough cough* "I got TB". That joke as aged well. He is 11 now and got COVID on xmas day. *cough cough* "I got COVID"

He is so funny

My 4 year old from the bathroom “hey, we’re out of the poop towel!” Referring to toilet paper. That’s what we we call it now.

Im a swimming teacher. I had a kid once tell me “your pregnant” (i have no kids and am not) to which i said “im not” they then said “your going to have a baby” and i said “no im not im just fat” they then said “see” and then touched my stomach. I was glad when the dad then came over and explained that they had just found out they’re expecting another child so this kid had babies on their brain... the kid continued to try and touch my stomach. And kept asking “whats fat” to which i would just say “obese” and theyd say whats obese, and then id say “fat” and this continued for the whole 30 minute lesson. Yeah awkward... Also last week i had two kids in my class. A boy and a girl. At the start of class i said hello to the kids and introduced them to eachother as the boy (who had a name that could be used by a girl or a boy) was only there for a make up lesson and is normally in a different class, so they didnt know eachother. The boy then immediately says to me very loudly and right beside the girl “is it a boy or a girl” and points rather obviously at the girl. She then just looks at me and blinks blankly as if she couldnt believe what had happened. I was forced to strategically say “this is (girls very girly name), SHE is here to swim with you today” Later he asked the same question again... lets just say he wasnt good at listening... This is just two of many stories... GOTTA LOVE KIDS!

Love the shave ♡

When my daughter was in day care they would play a game called bug in the rug. The child was covered by a blanket and the other kids had to guess who it was by their voice. When my daughter had her turn she yelled out really loud "I'm the bug in the rug and i need new underwear!!!!!!" the teachers where iin hysterics.

I was in a courtyard-type area out the front of a supermarket, friends 4yr old boy on my lap. He sat there just looking at me, silent, eyes up and down at my face, as if studying it. Next thing he yelled out at the top of his voice "Why do you have hair growing out of your chin, you're a girl not a man??" (hormonal/menopausal stray face hairs haha)

My daughter asked me once as I stepped out of the shower "mom, are those your boobs or your knees?"

We were up in Maloolabar and saw a postcard in a shop that said "Maboobala" and my brother said "Well that's just inappropriate" very loudly 🤣

@indieloves5sos

3 жыл бұрын

Haha today I was in school and in HPE we were making names for our sports teams and the boys wanted to name us Sheep’s (lol idk why) so while they were setting up the field we tweaked the name from Sheep’s to “PINK FLUFFY SHEEPS DANCING ON RAINBOWS” then they told our teacher and the teacher said we will just call you the PP’s and the boys the Sheep’s and my friends started laughing because she said no inappropriate names or you go to detention so when we were laughing he realised and said whoops I’m going to send myself to detention now lol we died

Yep, my 4 year old loves that I am squishy and nice to hug, and he felt very sorry for me when he asked if I have a penis, and I told him I didn't. Poor Mumma. 🤣

I’m a Primary school language teacher and I just started in a new school. Bell went and I proceeded to go to another play area where I had duty. Kindy kid yells out, “WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!” (As If yelling at me for being out of bounds). Me, “I have duty with class X, I’ll be back to teach you next week”. I proceed to walk away and I hear (from the same child) “ARE YOU A MUM?!”

This is really really funny

Was telling my 4 Grandkids off. Said I'd really lose it if they didn't cut it out. Grandson No 2 asked my son, what happens when Nan loses it? Son, trust me you don't want to know.

"One time, when I was a grown-up..."

You make me cry lol

0:24 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mum I thought gay was a style of dance, like jazz!

Awesome