"Holden James Commodore!" 😂

@nicholaspatterson1030

Жыл бұрын

Harvey Norman!!!

@Yesica1993

Жыл бұрын

@@nicholaspatterson1030 Kid's gonna end up a serial killer for sure.

@gorillaau

Жыл бұрын

With a name like that, join the Navy!

@amandawoods847

Жыл бұрын

Ginger Matcha😁

@AnUrbanGypsy

Жыл бұрын

I was waiting for Lulu Lemon, Lorna Jane and Dick Smith lol.

I’ve never shouted “Alexa cancel” so fast in my life as soon as I heard her say “searching”.

My brother wouldn't stop leaving his dirty clothes all around his room. Mum refused to wash them unless he put them in the laundry, when he ran out of school uniforms he had to go to school in normal clothes and tell the principal why he didn't have a uniform... He got detention. Nice move.

@cassf2328

Жыл бұрын

Alice, your mum has earned my respect. That would've taken guts!

@jirup

Жыл бұрын

My daughter was the same. All she had to do was get her clothes from the bedroom to the laundry. When she flounced in one morning demanding I write a note for being out of uniform, I did. To who it may concern, X is out of uniform because despite being reminded, she refused to put her clothes in the laundry. She didn't get detention, but every time she had to show the note, she was met with laughter.

@michellebyrom6551

Жыл бұрын

For laundry. Old friends of mine had an only son. At home he literally left a trail of clothes as he went to bed. After he married he thought he could continue. They were both medical doctors at that stage. His wife got so fed up that one day, when she was home and he was working, she washed every item of clothing she could find. Leaving it all wet when he got home. Told him she didn't know what was clean or dirty. He behaved like an angel for her after. At his parents he continued to leave a trail. Just for future reference should you you need to housetrain a partner. ;)

@rugby36912

Жыл бұрын

How good

@wsw70

7 ай бұрын

Should he took example on Skippy, he would have gone in a diving suit (ref: Love Actually)

Harvey Norman!!! 🤣🤣

Holden James Commodore absolutely sent me, 10/10

Love your naming creativity, but it was the guinea pig that got me! 🤣

I told my toddler if she didn’t pick up her toys, Mommy would put them in the trash. She refused. I got a trash bag and cleaned up. She never let Mommy clean up again. She’s now 14 and still talks about it…no clue that bag is still in the garage. 18th birthday present maybe? 🤣

@fionam7768

Жыл бұрын

DEFINITELY xxxxxxx

@AnUrbanGypsy

Жыл бұрын

But you have to wrap them up and see if she remembers that they are hers.

@JaspreetKaur-hs3lb

Жыл бұрын

I literally did that last night!! Let’s see how it works tonight..

@michellebyrom6551

Жыл бұрын

@@JaspreetKaur-hs3lb having a box to confiscate things for a week before they're given back is good. It's long enough to be an inconvenience (late homework/no sports kit) without cost to you. Just be careful with your own belongings. The kids will put your stuff in there at least once.

@michellebyrom6551

Жыл бұрын

Yes. Do it on camera for her wedding/children. Grandma did this, don't let me do the same.

Bahahaha "Good morning, Mr Hancock" 🤣

So many great names! 🤣 And who doesn’t love saying - “THAT’S IT!!” 😆😂🤣🤩

my favourite new saying I'm just calling to return some Sea Monkeys

This just in: chastity belt sales amongst Amazon Alexa owners are going through the roof!

I may have brought the Wheelie Bin into daughters bedroom 🤔 Be harder to do now...I'd have to bring the recycle bin as well 😂🤣

Jason Jason Jason, this is one of your best and funniest skits!!!

Idle threats, I'm sure every parent is guilty 😂

First and best Guinea pig impression I’ve ever seen!

I’m not saying having kids isn’t the most important and selfless thing you can do, or that all the stress and heartache isn’t worth it. I’m just casually mentioning that this video makes me feel ecstatic about my childless status. But good on parents! They send me photos of their kids to let me know I missed out, I send them videos of how I managed a trip to the beach in less than an hour.

@michellerobin5461

Жыл бұрын

Don’t have kids if you don’t want them! You don’t need to please anyone but yourself. Both my daughters are adults now and neither of them want kids. And I’m perfectly ok with that! Live your life! Get a dog instead! 😂

@triarb5790

Жыл бұрын

Fair enough. 😊

@HermesTheLoser

Жыл бұрын

There’s nothing selfless about having children. If you ask anyone why they want kids, it’s always “because I want…” Either someone to take care of them when they’re older, or someone to help around the house, or even to fulfill an instinctual need. It’s always for a selfish reason. It’s also not important… we have enough humans in the world and the only thing pumping out new ones is ultimately doing is creating more pawns for the workforce. Sorry for being that person, but by saying having kids is the most important thing you can do is implying that anyone who is childless isn’t doing anything important in their lives.

@SecretSquirrrrel

Жыл бұрын

You’re smart.

@timpethybridge7035

Жыл бұрын

@@HermesTheLoser That is a pretty broad-based assumption. No one can tell you what it's like to have kids until you do and people have many reasons to go down that path. I agree there are too many people in the world as it is, and our impact on the world is incredibly worrying. However kids are an incredibly important part of society and making sure they grow up to have a positive impact on society is often an overlooked responsibility that all parents take on and worry about. Society and everything you enjoy in life will eventually stop if we don't keep growing and nurturing strong, resilient. respectful and positive children. Obviously, I am a parent myself and the only way I can explain it is higher highs and lower lows... however I feel the vast majority of parents just want to nurture and grow kids that take the best of their parents and have a positive impact on society. If you choose not to have kids there is nothing wrong with that however, don't then call people that have kids selfish it's all a choice that is upto the individual and people have many reasons why they do or don't.

The one I followed thru on was I’m taking your Xbox and games back to the shop! I packed the lot into the car and took it down to GameStop and traded it all for credit! They went without a console for two years 😂 😂😂

@ssp4795

Жыл бұрын

brilliant

@amandawoods847

Жыл бұрын

Busy with wildlife rescue including keeping super quiet & for feedings in lounge room 24/7. No tv for 2 years No tv gaming for 2 years Win win says I as parent as included yr12 exams Yes theyre still addicted to tiny screen device games! Both children and wildlife successfully released!

I told my son when he was in yr 1 that if he didn’t hurry up and get dressed before it was time to leave, I’d take him to school in his pyjamas. I did too, and he has never been late since and is now in yr 10 🤣

My twin sons had what we dubbed an 'unhappy' meal in the car. The toys somehow always caused contention. 'If you don't stop fighting, I'm throwing it out of the window'. They didn't and I did. Peace reigned for a while at least. PS. They are 23 years old and still remember with bitterness that I followed through.

@Queina1

9 ай бұрын

Good for you. When my kids were little I strived to never make threats I couldn't follow through on. Kids otherwise very quickly learn you don't mean what you say.

@Tmlatyoutube

7 ай бұрын

Lol. I hope you picked it up.

OMFG I'm walking around the house getting ready for bed, and I walked right past my Alexa.... now it wants to order me a chastity belt adult diaper 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

@galvatrixv

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

My son was asked: "what's your mother like? " and he answered: "No means NO! " 👍

@MegaBitters

Жыл бұрын

My kids get a "no" the second they say "MUUM". "No!", especially sleepovers, you already know they have been scheming..

@Yesica1993

Жыл бұрын

Ha!

@michellebyrom6551

Жыл бұрын

Mine always took an I'll think about it as a yes. To be fair, they made sure to behave until they got it.

"Alexa, order me a chastity belt!" 😅

No men big or small in my house would put their dirty towels in the laundry, they all left them on the floor. So I took all the towels, put them in my car, drove to work with them and hid them in my office cupboard. Except 2. For me. Hidden in my undies drawer. Said men didn't wash for a week. goddamit Backfire, I hate you!

Holden James Commodore made me laugh. ...Until I realised there are probably a lot of them in Australia.

I think we need a magic mike cameo! I could just see Channing Tatum and Jimmy in a skit together🤣🤣🤣🤣

My mum never made big threats, just little ones that she would always enforce.

Love the retro kitchen, it takes me back to when I was a child. And I love the old rotary phone, before touch buttons came in on the phone , I can tell you how hard it was to ring radio stations for their comps with those old phones. 💕

@gorillaau

Жыл бұрын

No redial button either. Sometimes miss the Telecom Touchfone 200!

I would ring my sister and pretend I was talking to Santa! Behaviour of kids would quickly improve!

Memories of my mums empty threats 😂 😂 😂

This is full blown hysterical

Aw man, I wanted to see if the homeless man down the street enjoyed the child's toy 😂

@rayelzdesign

Жыл бұрын

Yes, I was waiting for that too! 🤣

OMG....I've used so many of these over the years ...and laughed just as hard as jimmy trying to keep a straight face 🤣 😂...I have no regrets!!

I laugh so hard at parents who make threats they can’t follow through on, going to come back to bite them hard. 🤣🤣🤣

That horse has such a knowing grin.

Still remember that one time my dad actually followed through on a threat and snapped my Tomb Raider PS disc in half...

Oh Jimmy ,I can't stop laughing !!

Nah I don't make empty threats. I'm very careful not to make a threat I'm not prepared to follow through on. Thankfully my kids know not to test me coz I really don't like having to follow through 😂

@adedow1333

Жыл бұрын

I'm still practicing

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it 🤣🤣🤣 love ya work Jimmy ❤️

Thanks for the new ideas Jimmy! I can't wait to test them out 😂 Keep up the great work mate!

Hahahah! Nailed it , the threats lead you down the slippery slope ….hahahahahaahahah

"Holden James Commodore" 😂😂😂

I think I'm going have to watch this on loop to catch all the funny little details.

Mr Hancock in his undies!! What a sight that would have been! Also love that the bloopers have made a comeback!

The names!! 😂

Dad used to threaten us kids with leaving us beside the road if we didn't stop squabbling. He finally followed through 3kms from home, and we 5 kids walked home together, without squabbling. It WAS the late 50s ... don't try this now or the kids Preshus and Printsess, will have the cops on ya.

@BatteredWing

Жыл бұрын

That all. My dad dropped me 100km from either town and didn't come back for an hour 😂 early 2000s

Every parent is guilty of this. I used to threaten my son by saying I’d take the PS4 away and only return it once he pulled his head in. I’ve taken it numerous times now and he’s 21 today and still hasn’t learnt but he’s getting better at doing what is asked of him.

I have literally made sure I made threats that could be followed through. Even to the point that I stopped the car, got out and I started walking home without the kids and left them with the car. . . . .they had no idea what to do at that point. From that moment on in the car . . . . . Bliss!!

@marianne8352

Жыл бұрын

I genuinely think this is the best parenting decision I’ve ever made. I made sure that I NEVER made a threat I was happy to follow through with, & did.

@georgieeve2026

Жыл бұрын

LOL! I much prefer that idea to the one where the kid has to get out and walk 😅 I hated having to do that as a kid. But the parent leaving the kids while he/she walks is kinda hilarious Lol:P

"Harvey Norman" 😂😂😂😂

Harvey Norman look at me! Lucinda looks possessed😂😂 Brian was my Dad,s name, thankyou for picking it The out takes were hysterical😂😂😂😂😂😂 I hope that wasn’t one of the twins IPads thrown out the window 😮 traumatised child coming up😳🥴 Thanks Jimmy 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂😂😂 I really want to come to your house/ office/studio to watch you film one of these videos 😂😂😂

Lucinda was classic! 👍😂

I would ask my girls what they thought their punishment should be. They were way harsher on themselves than I would be, so then I would suggest bit less. OR it was the leather fly swat my Uncle made me. Only ever used it once, the threat was enough, I'd Ask 3 times, then silently walk to get fly swat and they'd move faster then you ever thought they could😁

How did Jimmy go from giggle and hoot, to this?? 😂😂😂

You have described my life with 3 kids under 6

My brother and I used to get lots of threats of "walking home" if we dont stop fighting in the back of the car. If our parents had followed through we would have been incredibly good at walking by the age of 10 or so... And in one case swimming (we were in Tasmania...)

@angelavinen2881

Жыл бұрын

My parents did follow through on that one. Made us get out of the car and walk home once when we were only a block or so away. Other times we were left to start walking before they drove around the block and collected us if we promised to behave. I also grew up in Tasmania 😂

I know parents who did this. They were close family friends, still are. They have 3 children, 2 girls and the youngest a boy. The boy around the age of 13 or 14 was repeatedly told to clean up after himself, keep his room clean, etc. normal and reasonable. A struggle that many parents face. The boy loved gaming and computers, unusual at the time as they were relatively new. His parents were upper middle class, the family enjoyed a high quality of living experiences. Their home was large and beautiful. The kids had their own separate living space, upstairs, own bathrooms, lounge room, decks, etc. Anyways back to the point, the boy, like many teenagers took these threats of “throwing everything away” if he did not clean up his room as hollow, empty and meaningless. One day after school he returned home, went to his room, his room was clean and spotless. Unfortunately for him, all his belongings were gone, his parent threw everything out, that was not cleanly placed away. His bed was not made. All the linens thrown away, computers and games on the floor, thrown, clothing laying on the ground, thrown, books, homework scattered around the room, all thrown away. All his belongings in the bathroom, towels, clothing, soap, anything out of place and not clean, thrown away. He was left with pretty much nothing, but for the school uniform he was wearing and his school bag. He had to get a job to buy brand new items that his parent had once given him, including school books. The parents owned several businesses so getting part time employment at such a young age wasn’t an issue. He now has children of his own, so does his sisters, while their parents were harsh, they were extremely generous with all their 3 children, they only wanted them to respect what they were given. They are all very successful in their own right. He believes to this day that this lesson changed him for the better, very quickly 😂. Straight away his attitude flipped. I recall going to his house after this event and the “upstairs space” for the kids and his room/bathroom from that point onwards was extremely clean and very well organized. It took a good year or so for him to gain a little back (brand new from his own pocket) and him being extremely committed to never having his belongings thrown away again before his parents started buying extra luxuries for him again. (Higher quality, higher priced, branded clothing, games, electronics, etc. He had learnt his lesson and truly believes it made him successful. Him, his siblings and his parents are extremely close and all are multimillionaire’s. Me - knowing all of this, seeing it, was given had the same threats, somehow I did not register that this could also happen to me. I didn’t change my messy ways, my parents did not throw away my belongings, maybe it would have been much more difficult for me, my parents, while not poor were not as financially as well off as his parents, I would not have been able to get a part time job at that age, maybe they should of done what his parents did, looking back this would of been a very valuable lesson.

Guilty!!! Somehow threats just escalate, you may start with "no dessert" then "off to bed" but it often ends up with "Santa's little birds are hearing this" !!!

lol good one Jimmy I'm sure many parents can relate!!!! 🤣🤣

My daughter kept barking like a dog at the afternoon tea table just to annoy us in primary school, so I threatened her that if she kept doing it I would chain her to the fence. She kept doing it. I followed through! We all cracked up laughing and her sister chained Herself to the fence to keep her company!!! It was a dog lead and they could get off whenever they wanted. It was hilarious.

haha love the names

The names! 🤣 xxx.

Plot twist- kids who actually carry out their parents "empty threats"! Case in point- my brother, who threw himself at our brick wall (don't ask) in 1988 when said she'd smack him if he didn't hurry up & put clothes on after his bath. Funniest thing I've ever seen. He still carries his "Harry Potter" scar to this day on his forehead!

@Yesica1993

Жыл бұрын

LOL! Kids are hilarious!

I KNEW HARVEY NORMAN WAS FAMILIAR "haRVeY NormAN rePLAys"

Funny thing about that last one. My dad likes to tell us the story of when he was a kid & his family went to thr beach. On the day they were supposed to head home his dad told everyone what time they were leaving & everyone better be ready. They were not in the car at that exact time & he left. My grandmother had to find different people that lived near them that were headed home & asked if 1 or 2 of them could hitch a ride. Thankfully everyone got home safely...I'm also thankful that my dad never actually left any of us behind even when we weren't in the car when he said to be lol.

"Harvey Norman" lol

The worst thing is when your mother pretends to follow through on one as an aprils fools prank.

So funny Jimmy! I have stayed up all night binge watching all your video's and it is 7:33am and I am still going. I am a widow who needed a laugh and your my favourite Comedian!

Bahahahhaha Holden James commodore! Best name ever!

Harvey Norman 😂

I followed through on my threats. One year I cancelled Xmas

Thought I’d seen it all until Lucinda the Guinea pig 😂

You crack me up🤣🤣🤣

3 baskets... works well... Going! Going!! Gone!!!

This is hilarious 😂 And my mum told me once if I didn't tidy my room she would take everything away except my clothes and my lamp...she did it too, but one day she came into my room again to smart ass little 6yr old me playing with my shadow from the lamp "you can't take away my finger puppets mum!" 😅 Pure sass. That's when she started making threats about putting me on the barbeque or making dark humor ww2 jokes about skinning me and turning me into a lampshade 🤣 glad she never followed through on those ones!

@killa46464

Жыл бұрын

Are you sure she’s not a psychopath ? 😂🤣😂

OMG you are frickin hiliarous!!! Best laugh ever!!!

Big fan of toilet guitar haha

This is great!🤣

🤣 I had so many empty threats and now they have become reality 🤣

Too funny 🤣🤣

That was just what i needed, thank you

please don't give my parents any ideas.

Continue to amaze!

Can't stop laughing it was so funny

1:38 my dads name is Brian LMAO

Yup, I've drowned a tablet or two to drive the point home. Worth every penny.

POV: Jimmy mentions your state. Hell yeahhh

So that was part 1... we need part 2 now, 😂😂😂

Oh god my alexas trying to order a chasity belt.

omg i cant stop laughing

He's got a phone with a DIAL.

harvey norman got it for me

the kids names 🤣🤣

My friend ditched her under 10 year old children on a 90 km dirt road in South Australia. My Aunt and Uncle happened to be driving on the same road and were astonished to see two kids and quickly realised they knew the kids on the side of the road. Pulled up told them to get in .. got up the road a couple kilometres to see my friend parked waiting for them. They took a kid each and met up again at my mothers place. My mothers threat for kids fighting was to stop or she will bash heads together and she did once to two of my brothers. She suggested the idea to my friend…. as a safe alternative to ditching your kids on the side of the road. 😂😂😂

this is so funny lol

Too Funny and I've just about said them All...

The kids names😂😂

I never threatened anything I couldn’t follow through with. So no threats.

My son used to jump on his scooter inside, i told him if he did again I was going to put it in the bin as the next day was garbage day, well I forgot to take it back out before the bins got emptied. Did he learn a lesson no I did though as I had to buy another scooter lol

@julie-annwhittaker7902

Жыл бұрын

Why did you have to buy another scooter?

@angelavinen2881

Жыл бұрын

I would not have bought another scooter, that defeats the purpose of the threat. A new scooter is a reward, not a punishment

My mum never did send the food I wouldn't eat to the kids in Africa 🤔

Hilarious.

LUCINDA IS SO CUTE!! 🐹