“James wouldn’t have a meltdown on camera” - remembers James pulling a machete on Jeremy (in the Amazon)

@shikamaru317

3 жыл бұрын

Also when he threw the rock at Jeremy's windshield.

@Tjalve70

3 жыл бұрын

That wasn't a meltdown. That was pure calculated attempted murder. There is a difference.

@SLR_96

3 жыл бұрын

The second they asked this question I said James, and I was utterly surprised when all of them agreed that it's not James!

@Exitore

3 жыл бұрын

When Jeremy destroyed his shed in the ground force special

@vissenekku

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, he was very civil and justified in attacking Jeremy with a machete.

I love how seriously Hammond takes this.

@jediknight1294

3 жыл бұрын

So competitive its unreal.

@naimurrahman3570

3 жыл бұрын

Well...someone has to.

@nganga755

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr 😅

@matt_pick

3 жыл бұрын

Came to say the same thing but didn't need to

@team3383

3 жыл бұрын

they all do only Mr Hammond isn't half the "actor". Jeremy cultivates (as in brushes them wavey) eye brows. James cultivates seemingly cultivating nothing, but absolutely everything is calculated. Richard dyes is hair and thinks nobody realises.

James: Nominates Hammond for the biggest midlife crisis Also James: bought a pub

@nicholasw.3488

3 жыл бұрын

literally what i said

@danielclarke7975

3 жыл бұрын

James is having more of an old mans crisis, whereas since hammond has dragged his middle age out, and hasn’t ended his midlife crisis

@jaymercer4692

3 жыл бұрын

That’s an old man thing to do in retirement. I have no clue if your English or not but I’ve met many old guys who retire and buy a pub.

@BobPapadopoulos

3 жыл бұрын

Diversifying your assets isn't a midlife crisis.

@thatlazguy

3 жыл бұрын

A brilliant investment if you ask me

The comment section is consisted of: 1. James beating Gordon Ramsay 2. The blinds in the room 3. Jeremy's eyebrows

Better Cook - James May The man beat Gordon Ramsay FFS

@tamfuwing1

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@richard_nj

3 жыл бұрын

my exact thought

@novam3rcy159

3 жыл бұрын

He made Gordon Ramsay give up cooking 😂

@TKNbeatz

3 жыл бұрын

Link? Lol

@epic_errors

3 жыл бұрын

@@TKNbeatz search gordon ramsay the f word james may. James is a guest and they have a small cook out in the episode

Jeremy's eyebrows.... the eyebrows... that's all you can notice

@LifesVoyager

3 жыл бұрын

Hammond's midlife crisis beard is hideous.

@Psiberzerker

3 жыл бұрын

I keep checking his lips for red stains, yeah.

@giancarlsoriano4246

3 жыл бұрын

He needs a chainsaw to do some trimming

@stevegeorge2201

3 жыл бұрын

Channelling his inner Denis Healey

@Porthcothen

3 жыл бұрын

Jezza is in secret rehearsal to play Dennis Healey and is one of the singer in the masked singer he is the tree !!!!!

“who is the most likely to upset the locals by accident?” me remembering Jezza’s license plate scandal in Argentina

@aidenmclaughlin1076

3 жыл бұрын

That was insane

@mevbud5230

3 жыл бұрын

That wasn't accidentally

@George-vd4mf

3 жыл бұрын

Also the time they went to Alabama

@bobbye8964

3 жыл бұрын

@@George-vd4mf that was funny

@FanEAW

3 жыл бұрын

@@mevbud5230 yes it was accidental.

James: "Uh, me, because I'm quite good at finding my way around five-star luxury hotels" Richard and Jeremy: *Each individually tell the same story about James getting lost in a hotel*

@OHOE1

3 жыл бұрын

Jeremy what did u do

Jeremy: “It’s not James, He has the emotional intelligence of a stone” 😂😂😂 7:57

@nikstoun9478

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@JoshSweetvale

3 жыл бұрын

Integer underflow.

@Xxsnipedawg72xX

3 жыл бұрын

The story about jezza feeding Hammond's daughter a raw horse testicle with "gravy" which was more raw semen is revolting.

@jamiekruppa4530

3 жыл бұрын

It’s 8:24

@peanut9560

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xxsnipedawg72xX excuse me what

Hammond is so competitive here. I must admit when James has a meltdown on camera its very calm very cold very very angry. The machete incident.

@RedWyvernRising

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't describe the rock incident as very calm

@jediknight1294

3 жыл бұрын

@@RedWyvernRising no screaming swearing or aiming with intent.

@RedWyvernRising

3 жыл бұрын

@@jediknight1294 yeah that's fair

@Nathanvoie

3 жыл бұрын

In the nads!!!!!

@ChayambaLero

3 жыл бұрын

Or that time they became photographers looking for animals, James threw a rock at Jeremy's Jeep after a little "nudge" 😂

"I don't like getting into trouble" Roasts the entire country of Mexico twice.

@kiko865

3 жыл бұрын

is one of them when they're talking about the Mexican Sports car? lmao

@MausOfTheHouse

3 жыл бұрын

@@kiko865 yeah

@Fc-cb3tn

3 жыл бұрын

And the Argentinians. And the Malaysians, the Germans, people in Newcastle...

@MrZimono

3 жыл бұрын

Ïmagine waking up and remembering you're Mexican. That's not a problem because you can just go right back to sleep. Food is sick with cheese on it. They got roasted so hard for no reason hahaha

@kiko865

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrZimono i love Jeremy's follow up to that, mocking the ambassador

I was dying on the sinking ship question. All 3 of them went for absolutely everything else but the others first.

@Metal-Possum

3 жыл бұрын

A true misanthrope would let the other two live, so the world can keep suffering their presence while he doesn't have to be there to watch.

@DragonAce98

Жыл бұрын

I think they didn't want to choose.

"You live in London?" "Yes" "Well, you would've heard him then"

This is a great example of how all three actually like each other as true mates.

@Metal-Possum

3 жыл бұрын

Sort of, only they never want to see each other outside of work, because they spend too much time together.

@Snipergod1024

3 жыл бұрын

@@Metal-Possum Which if you see each other for 4-5 days of the week, spend a lot of time in foreign countries with them, have slept in the same room and at times in the same bed as them... You're gonna get worn out of each other, no matter how good a set of mates you are. So you can understand the reasoning behind them wanting time apart when they're not working, because work is such a big part of their lives.

@MausOfTheHouse

3 жыл бұрын

Unlike the mythbusters, sadly.

@jezzaus2124

3 жыл бұрын

They are an example of how banter is within a group of British friends who know each other very very well.

@MrCLUTCHPANTS

3 жыл бұрын

They wouldn’t even do these interviews together. They just asked them the same questions at different times and stitched it together.

“Who’s most likely to upset the locals”- flashbacks to the top gear Alabama episodes

@abemulligantralz8806

3 жыл бұрын

that’s the producers’s fault

@headlights-go-up

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it’s Alabama. Seeing someone with more than two brain cells and more than 4 teeth would probably upset the locals.

@teej7081

3 жыл бұрын

Patagonia tho...

@Catnippy

3 жыл бұрын

to be fair americans are perpetually offended

@revolver265

3 жыл бұрын

@@Catnippy Am american. Can confirm.

James May lookin good here. this is the perfect hair and beard configuration for him. Or maybe it's just that he starts to look better in relation to jeremy clarkson whose aging process seems to be in a state of exponential acceleration

@sirtrigger6341

3 жыл бұрын

Huh fucking hell the “exponential acceleration” just made me fucking die of laughing 😂

@tomwilliamson195

3 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking that, he's looking really trim.

@kishansathees653

3 жыл бұрын

Yh I think James should keep his beard with his long hair. He looks good. He literally looks like an old woman with just the long hair without a beard in the Japan show he really did look like a old woman.

@martijn9568

3 жыл бұрын

One could say that David Attenborough currently looks younger than Jeremy...

@CEO.OF.EPO.

3 жыл бұрын

“Exponential acceleration” 💀💀🤣

Hammond, talking about James: "He would never melt down" James: *furiously throws rock at Jeremy's car* Yeah, never 🤣

@mtwight9436

3 жыл бұрын

Also James: *threatens Jeremy with a machete*

@jesseroach7978

3 жыл бұрын

Also James: Contemplates murdering Clarkson with a 2x4 when he blew up his shed

@Xxsnipedawg72xX

3 жыл бұрын

The story about jezza feeding Hammond's daughter a raw horse testicle with "gravy" which was more raw semen is revolting.

@moonbear5929

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xxsnipedawg72xX Oh god, he actually did that? Horrible, just horrible!

@cleverusername9369

2 жыл бұрын

In all fairness James was still polite whilst attacking Clarkson with a machete.

Maybe if James had some more horsepower in his boat on Seamen, he would have caught up and seen Jeremy cook the Vietnamese noodles

@maybachmayhem8527

3 жыл бұрын

Yaaas I saw that

@aidenmclaughlin1076

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@michaelscott7258

3 жыл бұрын

“Vietnamese noodles” lmao

@revolver265

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelscott7258 lmaPho FTFY

@Xxsnipedawg72xX

3 жыл бұрын

Talking about horses and semen, The story about jezza feeding Hammond's daughter a raw horse testicle with "gravy" which was more raw semen is revolting.

“Who’s the best cook” oh idk, maybe the guy who went head to head with Gordon Ramsey and won

@thyserephTV

3 жыл бұрын

While drunk off if wine, don't forget about that 😂

@BobPapadopoulos

3 жыл бұрын

Yay, he beat a guy who can't even make a grilled cheese.

@Xxsnipedawg72xX

3 жыл бұрын

The story about jezza feeding Hammond's daughter a raw horse testicle with "gravy" which was more raw semen is revolting.

@SapphicSaphira

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xxsnipedawg72xX Wot

@mylifeasmanta

3 жыл бұрын

also james has a cooking show on amazon?!

James May CAN cook! If that episode of The F Word was accurate, then James actually beat Gordon Ramsay at a dish. And while blind drunk.

@whitewolf8051

3 жыл бұрын

Drunk skills and regular skills are very far from each other..

@mantistoboggan5171

3 жыл бұрын

he has no e in his name.

@jackking9271

3 жыл бұрын

@@mantistoboggan5171 your names mantis

@wheretfami582

3 жыл бұрын

@@mantistoboggan5171 Jams May

@mantistoboggan5171

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackking9271 yes, my name's mantis.....

Madagascar Special Intro: "Tonight on The Grand Tour: James gets covered in human faeces. Richard insults a groom. And I get irritable."

@MausOfTheHouse

3 жыл бұрын

Bottom gear part 2, AKA The Grand tour

@Terrezio

3 жыл бұрын

you could say that's one of the few examples of when jez gets off the lightest XD

@braino64

3 жыл бұрын

@@MausOfTheHouse the little tour

I’m surprised no one has noticed that they are all living in the same house, just in different rooms.

@fullyverified7491

3 жыл бұрын

Nice observation

@ringowunderlich2241

3 жыл бұрын

Guess they were on a "Grand" Tour filming and this is the hotel they did stay for some days.

@Zyrdalf

3 жыл бұрын

@@ringowunderlich2241 they in lockdown my dude...

@olsirmonkey

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zyrdalf still filming

@Zyrdalf

3 жыл бұрын

@@olsirmonkey still filming in lockdown... I guess

James looks better than he looked 20 years ago

Oh, my God, Hammond saying Clarkson’s mid-life crisis already happened in black and white is probably the greatest roast I’ve heard this month.

@familybills2908

2 жыл бұрын

That took me out!!

"Who is most likely to cook a good meal?" I would bet on James. Partly because he seems competent, but mostly because of that one time he trounced Gordon Ramsay in a cook off with a fish pie, while drunk.

@treylear692

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't say "trounced".. it was one vote by drunk housewives with numb palates. James wasn't drunk either. It takes alot more wine then that to get an alcoholic such as him "drunk".

@reginadea2821

3 жыл бұрын

He has a cooking show, too, together with his Food Tribe stuff.

@Xxsnipedawg72xX

3 жыл бұрын

The story about jezza feeding Hammond's daughter a raw horse testicle with "gravy" which was more raw semen is revolting.

@Vicus_of_Utrecht

9 ай бұрын

@@Xxsnipedawg72xX there are called Rocky Mountain Oysters.

@MsAliciaRL

6 ай бұрын

​@@Xxsnipedawg72xX Uh, tf are you talking about?

They sponsored by them blinds?

@jayhom5385

3 жыл бұрын

lol. I wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't written it.

@afrog2666

3 жыл бұрын

@@jayhom5385 Really? lol, first thing I saw..

@RFT24

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely I wouldn’t “shut” the idea out 😏

@danielcavell8103

3 жыл бұрын

They're in a hotel

@jeszeijeszei9617

3 жыл бұрын

they're together 🤷‍♀️ look at part 1, they wore the same clothes kzread.info/dash/bejne/hH6cwZiLk5m5ZJc.html

Hammond: Takes the time to think, employs reverse psychology and logic to come to the answers Clarkson and May: “Hammond”

I think everyone forgot when James threw a rock at Jeremys windshield

@cameramao2716

3 жыл бұрын

and attacked him with a machete on the bolivia special

@shoazdon7000

3 жыл бұрын

@@cameramao2716 lol he only did that because Jeremy really pushed him, that was fucking jokes 🤣🤣🤣

Jeremy: James has never broken the speed limit Me: remembers when he did 37 in a 30 zone

@familybills2908

2 жыл бұрын

I remember that too!

These three know each other so well that they know what the other two have answered and can pretty much read each other’s minds. These three are a unique set of a perfect brotherhood. It’s more than a motoring show, it goes beyond cars and motorcycles and boats and anything with an engine. They’re a sort of bond that cannot be broken. Bless them.

@familybills2908

2 жыл бұрын

Perfectly put!

JC’s brows are out of control. Even COVID cannot excuse that mess.

"He has the emotional intellegence of a stone" that killed me

'I'm 57 and Clarkson is 90 as far as I can make out' Well said James :D

if Richard Hammond doesn't dye his hair and beard, I will eat my own hat

@JoshSweetvale

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but it mostly works.

@francoisguerette

3 жыл бұрын

Eat your hat.

@francoisguerette

3 жыл бұрын

Now.

@jakobvanklinken

3 жыл бұрын

His hair looks like someone drew it on with a marker, so obviously not natural

@TheTrytix

3 жыл бұрын

Who do you think you are? John D. Rockerduck?

Who's most likely to upset locals by accident? *Flashbacks to getting run out of argentina over a number plate*

these guys have a chemistry that you never see anymore. a show is much more entertaining when there's a legitimate friendship involved.

Who's most likely to have a melt down on camera. I seem to remember an episode where James may just about took a machete to Jeremy Clarkson

@myahoff

3 жыл бұрын

That wasn't really a meltdown on James' part, Jeremy totally deserved it. They were on Bolivia's Death Road and he specifically warned him beforehand I'll cut your FN head off if you hit my car!

Finally the answer to the question: What if an elderly couple were three men?

what i love the most about this is that they're not afraid to admit that they're not perfect and actually are more mature then we think they are

This was so amazing and specially the answers to that sinking ship question 🤣 My favorite meltdown on camera moment would be Hammond cursing at that Russian van driver, that moment was just hilarious.

In Colombia everyone had a breakdown. James threw a rock at Jeremy 😂

@TheHutchy01

2 ай бұрын

It's a good job they're not going back to South America, because between Colombia and Bolivia I'm pretty sure James would kill him next time they were in South America.

All three are my favorite. Each one of them plays the important role. I like their accent language. True chemistry combination.

I love how Hammond when asked who would be most likely to have a meltdown on camera said himself but flipped it as giving the audience an authentic and genuine experience.. Genius!

Even after all these years, those three never ceased at making me laugh uncontrollably. This one was no exception.

Professor May looks great- tossled hair and stubble, love it

@zenocrate4040

3 жыл бұрын

Me too! Years ago some random magazine awarded May ‘weird crush of the year’ and somehow he deserves to win it again.

@familybills2908

2 жыл бұрын

Agree! James is just gorgeous imo 🤍

I was drinking water while watching this and whdn jeremy said,, the buttoks were not strong enough to hold tha gallons of brown liquid" i swear to god , i almost choked

Could this be made into a TV show in its own right? I need this in my life.

@traceychalkley9946

3 жыл бұрын

They would definitely need proper presenters!

I love their brilliance and friendship. I live my life the same and talk about my friends the same way.

Clarkson looks like he could hide snacks in his eyebrows...

These 3 are truly amazing. Can't wait for more Grand Tour!

Out of all of those stories I heard about them, the one about Willman was still my favourite

Jeremy Clarkson looks in his 70's.

@florianmaschke269

3 жыл бұрын

Typical brit whos not eating right.....

@MausOfTheHouse

3 жыл бұрын

He looks in his 90's.

@lo0nyt0onz

3 жыл бұрын

Dont smoke

@dimitrijeradulovic3099

3 жыл бұрын

He is fucking rotting away in his reliant robin.

@jonathanklein383

3 жыл бұрын

It's the hair and weight. His eyes don't have the bags and lines and his skin lacks liver spots and such...it's like half of him looks his age and half of him looks 20 years older, all of which is odd.

"May's sinuses are , something...well, you would have heard them. Do you live in London? Maybe you have heard them then." 😂😂😂

It's sooo refreshing seeing how well they know each other ❤️💯.... You don't get this type of chemistry between show co-hosts anymore , even with some musical groups , this type of chemistry is hard to come by but should be cherished when you do stumble upon it🤞💯....

anyone else notice how hamond puts so much effort into thinking of his answer and the other two just try to insult the others?

@familybills2908

2 жыл бұрын

Hammond does, but I think James does too - he’s just a quick thinker so whatever he says his brain already calculated at top speed - must be why everthing else he does is slow - there has to be a balance, and energy must be conserved for what James values most.

It’s funny how sometimes the young bloke appears and says “YES!”

I love how this episode brings out all of their inner personalities perfectly accurately. There all so human. Btw, I'm more of a Hammond type person 😁

Is Jeremy trying to grow his eyebrows over his head😂

@BDMFRuckus

3 жыл бұрын

I thought they were two small dogs

@edrcozonoking

3 жыл бұрын

It’s so when he goes balder he can just comb his eyebrows back.

@mindedchaos

3 жыл бұрын

They ain't that bad I've seen worse

@keiztrat

3 жыл бұрын

@@edrcozonoking OMG! 😆

@mikeneville9149

3 жыл бұрын

He could do a comb over on those! But im surprised his gf hasent attacked them while hes asleep, wont be long before birds nest in them...

James: "I'm very careful" He drank a concoction of raw meat, Tabasco, bovril, and a brick, He drank pure white spirit (and lived) He drank plum liquor and cannabis in the same glass

This is some quality content right here.

I love this video, you can see they're still a completely entertaining trio with a good dynamic even with no planning or script.

I love how all three of them, when asked who they would save on a sinking ship, all said “absolutely everyone and everything else if at all possible”

I like how when asked who they'd save it was everything else but each other...lol I love their chemistry.

They're all clearly the best of mates, but also clearly hate each other very deeply. It's a wonderful dynamic.

The best trio ever

To be honest this is why this show this so loved because these guys are not just coworkers there best friends, they know about each other and there is love in this show you go guys not a lot show are like this and you are not faking any thing a lot people who do shows together don’t even know each other last name

Thank you for this hilarious unvarnished interview of my favorite Top Gear hosts. I'm glad they came back for Grand Tour. Their chemistry is what makes the show entertaining.

I'd save Richard Hammond because he' smaller and easier to cook . 😂

@jameskendrick740

3 жыл бұрын

But not much meat on him!

@PhilipCockram

3 жыл бұрын

@@jameskendrick740 😂

They have such good chemistry 🤣🤣

The ship question illustrates what mates are, they hate each other but enjoy the hatred and have a laugh from it

Remember when James literally said *to his face* “Ramsey, you disappoint me.” ** It’s in the wrong order and I can’t spell Ramsay sorry

@znqYT

3 жыл бұрын

“You disappoint me, Ramsay.”*

@Xxsnipedawg72xX

3 жыл бұрын

The story about jezza feeding Hammond's daughter a raw horse testicle with "gravy" which was more raw semen is revolting.

@gambe96

3 жыл бұрын

@@znqYT oh sorry

@Noam_.Menashe

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xxsnipedawg72xX I both don't want and want a link to the news source that said that.

@Xxsnipedawg72xX

3 жыл бұрын

@@Noam_.Menashe it's in the video

That James May burn on Bear Grylls was absolutely brutal! Also I love how well they know each other.

"so he just stood in the hallway... And shat himself"

Comments: 49% James may beat Gordon Ramsey 49% Jeremy Eyebrows 2% other things.

Every time I watch these guys, get super envious. They made SOOO much money going around the world with their best friends doing amazing things in interesting vehicles. Lucky.

Clarksons brows are just incredible 🤣

Jeremy: i can cook James: casually beat Gordon Ramsay drunk

They're so funny!

I love these. More please.

Love how much they know about each other 💪🏼💪🏼

James May can cook now! We just got his new cookbook and it's awesome.

Never before had I ever clicked and liked so fast on a video

"There's no more air in the room, there's no more air! James, breathe out!"

Hammond finding ever more creative ways of saying how absurdly large Clarkson is are some great friend vibes :D

Can't believe it's been a year since the last Grand Tour episode. I hope the next episode won't be such a long wait.

@danlandia2311

3 жыл бұрын

December 18th is the next grand tour special

@MultiTopgearfan

3 жыл бұрын

@@danlandia2311 yes, I know that 😂 I'm referring to the next one that comes, hope it won't take as long.

@danlandia2311

3 жыл бұрын

@@MultiTopgearfan ah yea... Hopefully the next one comes quicker

The magic of these three is their interaction with each other... Having them answer the questions one at a time loses the magic.

@cleverusername9369

2 жыл бұрын

Perhaps you've heard of this thing called covid going about

There back everything feels great now 🙏

This video just shows how much they lov e each other

I love how Jeremy mentions top gear trips in a grand tour video 😂

i sometimes hear the army on Salisbury plain, or james snoring, i can't tell

These 3 are my childhood favourite and still are and always will be ❤️ I Love Them All ❤️ Thank-You Guys Top Gear For Life ❤️

What a laugh ! Thank you. I got all of them mostly right. The midlife crisis cracked me up, 50s here too. Most of the answers are easy if youve seen all of their shows at least four times. Weve seen Hammond sick, weve heard Jeremy make fun of everyone specially the French, but thats just an English thing, and weve seen him enjoy France, their cuisine and cars. And weve laughed with James getting lost in several places, even a wall. Weve heard concerns about Richards hair, white teeth and skin improvement as he ages, blamed his wife, and we saw them get chased out of two towns at least. All three of them have had a chance at cooking and what a great time I still have watching them. Thank you 🙂 (Jeremy should sack his hair stylist and speak with Richards)

It’s amazing how they know each other’s answers too. You know they are true mates

12:52 Richard Hammond is the baby at the show . Sooo cute)))

What a cool trio. I really love these guys.

Greatest trio of all time

“I think I’m made iron inside” Also Jeremy: gets pneumonia

@connormenzies8841

3 жыл бұрын

"Ambassadorial Pneumonia", 😂😂

Worst mid-life crisis... *flashbacks to Clarkson ruining his own lawn by putting a fighter jet on top of it around the same time he bought a convertible 355* Edit: grammar

When the video started, I WAS VERY *SUPRISED*

"If I am gonna save James, I would probably end up there too" ahahah😅😅