I think you misunderstood the toxic mechanic

This deck is like an episode of Seinfeld. Nothing happens and it turns out the main character isn’t very nice.

Seeing no wincon UW control lose to a Dimir cards I own pile in mythic is so good

Can't believe that black / white opponent cast Kaya with only 9 mana. You have to be more patient than that against a control deck.

Shout out to the simic player doing something different

That intro will be used as evidence during the trial.

"I wonder if I'm supposed to cut the Realmbreaker, it's too quick..."

Realm breaker is 100% too fast for the deck easy ✂️

CGB embraces power of pacifism. Truly a follower of the light side of the Force.

Sunfall tokens are a win condition I am disappointed.

"What's your wincon?"

Our jank Dimir hero, purging the world of this Azorius control filth!

CG "Mesa Falcon" B winning by causing emotional damage instead of in game damage is next level.

You sir, are naughty.

I have to stop myself from pausing everything in my life to watch a new creatureless UW control deck

You are an evil man. I love quickly destroying control decks like this--or instantly conceding at the first whiff of a lock. You will not torture me, sir!

Man, seeing these decks always takes me back to when I was just a stool kiwi, when I netdecked monored lists to play.

reminds me of when you run into people who are running mono black mono removal. They had a bad experience and you are suffering the consequences...

I fricken love it!!!!!!!!! Amazing deck, this is what I've been waiting for and the content I love from cgb

Playing elixir of immortality or nephalia drownyard as win cons is my kind of magic.