The Crucifixion of Belle...Beauty and the Beaster (Christian Beauty and the Beast)
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Today we're going to watch a christian Beauty and the Beast play that Church of the Rock in Winnipeg for Easter (it's called Beauty and the Beaster).
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Gaston going into Butter was not something i was prepared for today..
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
The Lord gives his most confusing challenges to his most bewildered soldiers.
@alicebthegachaweirdo8378
10 ай бұрын
The first time I watched this video, I saw this comment, and I thought that Gaston was going to walk into a butter waterfall at some point in the play. So when I got to the part where he started singing the BTS song I was like “Oh, that’s what that commenter was talking about”
really disappointed Church of the Rock is just a normal church and not one that worships dwayne the rock johson
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Honestly that would force me to convert 😅
@Roadent1241
Жыл бұрын
I was kind of expecting something with Jack Black but there you go XD
@AntonWongVideo
Жыл бұрын
every Sunday, they ask the congregation if they smell what The Rock is cooking
@DanShu81
Жыл бұрын
Imagine having a giant cardboard cutout of black Adam and everyone throwing their Blu rays of the movie in the air for prayer.
@buddyzilla4557
6 ай бұрын
I was going to say..though he absolutely would need to change his stage name to Winnepeg Dwayne. Or Winnie the Pulverizor..bear of the hundred ache-er rocks.
With the abrupt "Time Warp" song, and Belle smiling on the 'cross', I was excitedly bracing for "Always Look On the Bright Side of Life", even though I knew it would not fit the mood.
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Lol that would have been modern art.
Mrs Potts belting hard at the end has me in tears! She’s the best singer they have and that combined with the costume and Belles resurrection is too damn much 😂❤
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Modern art at its finest.
Belle is resurrected 3 days after crucifixion while Mrs Potts sings freebird. That is certainly something I never thought I’d see.
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Yeah every time I think I've seen everything something like this comes along.
Belle has actually a bachelors in music at the university of Manitoba studying her masters in speech to language pathology. Ms Potts is used to be a worship leader now online church campus coordinator and is a lead singer in a local band
I can only imagine their rewrite of "Touch Me" goes something like 🎼 touch a touch a touch a touch a touch me! Only after we're married! Fill me chill me fulfill me, with the word of the lord🎼
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
I'm cackling 😂 I'd love to see them do RHPS. I feel like frank n furter would be Jesus and it would confuse us all.
@noahhutchins5164
Жыл бұрын
@Avery Talks About Stuff 🎼 I'm just the sweet lord and savior! From down in Bethlehem, in a shabby manger🎼 Jesus is on the cross about to die, and he says, "I bet you're waiting for my resurrection with antici........(2 days later on Easter Sunday).....pation!"
@medusssa_archos
Жыл бұрын
whatever happened to saturday night becomes “i pray to him every night” and goes something like 🎼i pray to him every night when i dress up sharp and feel alright it always feels the same when that holy light comes into my life, it truly is divine🎼
@2doot
3 ай бұрын
🎼Turn that page to the left, and the gospel will do you riiiiiight! Pray off all of your sins, and clasp your hands real tight! And it's Jesus power, that really drives us insaaaaane! Let's read the Bible again! 🎼🗣️🗣️
It took me longer than it should have to realize Beaster was a pun on Easter... Even after you pointed it out
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Don't feel bad. This play melted my brain and it was only when I was editing the dang thing that I realized that the, "tastes like wiccan" line is a play on, "tastes like chicken" 🙃
One day this church is gonna learn that Godspell exists, and the world’s true reckoning will come the say they perform that
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
😳😳😳 this day will be the start of a new era for humanity.
What I'm getting from this is that it's a person's very convoluted attempt to get their Genderbent Eve x Jesus Beauty and the Beast AU acknowledged by their congregation
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
This is possibly the most cursed thought I've had today and I'd like to thank you for that. 💀
I was drinking tea while watching and “Pre-beast…priest…’cause it’s a church play!” made me douse my keyboard, so thank you for that
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Thank you, I'm here all week. 😂
Rocky Horror Picture Show came out of NOWHERE!!! Like, WHAT?!?! So many questions about that one I looked at the map of the church's inside and it's prob not the to-scale floorplan but if it is, I don't know HOW they fit all that stage on there! That would be impressive if everyone was just packed in like sardines backstage
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
That threw me for a loop and the cast was so committed! I'd love to know how the behind the scenes works on these projects honestly.
I nearly blacked out when they started Time Warp. I just imagine miss. Pott and all of them dressed in cross dressing. Also the beast being frankenfruter
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
7 ай бұрын
Truly wild
This was wild. But I just wanted to say, there is actually an adjacent fairytale version of a 'Beauty and the Beast' tale where the girl does just go and pick a rose by herself from a cursed knight's castle. It's the Scottish/British broadside tale called Ballad of Tam Lin. Our beauty argues with Tam (=Tom) for a while about the rose before coming in with him, and when she returns to her dad's home it starts becoming clear she got pregnant. When she's picking herbs for dealing with it, Tam finds her and tells her of his curse at the hands of a fairy queen. On Halloween night 'when the fairy folk ride' she saves him and breaks the curse and they get their happily ever after... There's also a weird and fun 1970s pulp folk-horror (very light on the horror) flick about it. 'Ballad of Tam Lin' or the US release 'The Devil's Widow'.
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
That's so crazy! Thanks for telling me!
Definitely one of the odder takes of the Disney kind, served ala church play. And the mix with a song from Rocky Horror alongside with said "Beaster" play proves it.
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, just when I think I've seen everything something like RHPS Beauty and the Beast Easter play happens. 😳
i’m going to be real the second i heard that man say ‘smooth like butter’ i knew what was coming and said “OH NO THEY GOT BTS” out loud during my first viewing of this video
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
I felt so old not knowing it at first. 😂
And yet the yellow dress the church used is still better than the one the live action remake used lmao-
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
8 ай бұрын
LMAO 😭
I don't know what's more strange: Belle being the Jesus-like character, or the fact that the Jesus-like character sang Call Me Maybe. "You're hard to look at 'cause you're so hairy"? What even is this? Good video as always!
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Historians will be debating this for years to come. 😅 Thanks for watching!
I feel like they just googled time songs for a clock to sing and Time warp was the first thing to pop up. I imagine they do not know where the song is from, which is so hilarious
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Knowing the tiny bit I do about the church I actually think they do know. They're all about being immersed in pop culture to stay accessable. Also cogsworth was really going in on that impression.
I have to say Ma Kettle really is belting out the Free Bird.
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
She really is!
I think my sanity died somewhere around the "Time Warp" number because I was too busy laughing! 😂😂😂😂
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
I miss my sanity...it left ages ago.
@apizzathatgiantforthesimpl5191
Жыл бұрын
@@AveryTalksAboutStuff Sanity? What's that? It sounds nice...
WHY is “Beauty and the Beaster” such a good name??? 🤣😂 Also, as an atheist who was once a very devoted Christian for years, I am horribly disappointed that my church never put on any weird Christian knock off versions of popular plays/movies. I feel like I really missed out 🤣
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Lol, right?? 10/10 name! I don't think mine did a knockoff play perse but we would put on plays like les Miserables and then the preacher would talk about the Christian messaging. Same thing with the princess bride lol.
I'm a professional musician (Trumpet!) and every every year i always play a few services at local churches. Mostly Easter and Christmas. Most of them talk about the fact that some people only go out to church once or twice a year and are super welcoming. I'm not religious myself but always find the sermons very interesting. I definitely don't agree with mainstream religion but find the community that church brings to be nice. As long as they don't spew hate or touch children, that is.
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Yeah as long as they aren't hurting anyone I'm cool with churches doing their thing. That's cool that you play trumpet!
@zachhanson3794
Жыл бұрын
@AveryTalksAboutStuff oh definitely, this looks like fun for everyone involved. I haven't seen any other plays this church has done (not even finished with this one technically lol) but stuff like this is fine with me. Even if it's not technically legal lol
I’m not even through the whole video yet, but this thing is so absurd. It’s like staring at the sun, I can only watch it through one squinted eye. I’ve absolutely lost it at every pop song insert.
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
That is a valid reaction 😂 thanks for suffering with me.
@EmilyRitcheson
Жыл бұрын
You are gladly welcome! I don’t know what other movies/properties this church has Easter-fied, but I do find it interesting that they knowingly picked a love story and then had to basically nerf all the romance because one half of the main couple is now a stand-in for Jesus. (Call Me Maybe aside, I guess.)
Laughed my ass off at the Nostalgia Critic joke. YES
Church guy "Keep your money it's your money." Me: Dose not compute..............
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Right??
Okay, I really wanna know what they did for their Raiders of the Lost Ark play as that movie is already all about finding a biblical relic.
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Check out Jenny Nicholson's video that's linked below she goes through all the plays that are known to the internet
Well, Mrs.Potts can pull it off- but Freebird????🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Yeah I got nothing but honestly she slayed.
The mob song is my favorite from the original! It is absolute peak Howard Ashman lyricism
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Same! It goes so hard! Howard was a genius.
Already this is much more amusing and entertaining than the door McAllen one.
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
8 ай бұрын
Crazy to me that we've talked about 2 different Christian beauty and the beast plays
After their other disney plays, i'm surprised disney hasn't sent that church a cease and desist letter about the unlicensed use of their IPs. on another note, Jenny hasn't made a video in 6 months so thank you so much for covering this.
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
They don't keep them online and no one is offended I don't think so probably Disney doesn't think it's worth drawing attention to it.
I mean the parallels are kinda there that all the servants in household were unfairly cursed in that God had all of humanity cursed for Adam and Eve's foolishness.
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Oh it's a great parallel but not the one I think they meant to make. 👀
Can we talk about how the guy playing Gaston is doing a good Gaston voice impression form the Disney movie? Or maybe that’s his actual voice.
When Gaston started singing BTS I literally. Started crying 😂😂😭
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Oh no! This church owes us all financial compensation so I get it.
holy shit dr franknfurter endorsed by jesus????? church of the rocky horror picture show………..
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Even frankenfurter would be confused and I doubt he would want the endorsement. 😂
Is... Is Gaston into Kpop?
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Apparently 😂
They did have a couple of songs from The Lion King when they did The Lion King, so this wasn't the first time they used songs from the actual movie.
I think the actors did a great job performing in the beauty and the beast musical and I thought it was random when they used modern songs like Carly Rae Jepsen's song. Also I think both your hair and singing near the end of the video are both really good. For some reason, I thought the video is about the Beauty and the beast TV series from the 1980s that you did a while ago.
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Thank you! I've been trying to conquer my fear of singing in public lately. I also admire this cast for giving their all year after year. I need to do more videos on that beauty and the beast show.
@samih5916
Жыл бұрын
@@AveryTalksAboutStuff you're welcome and I'm sure you'll be able to successfully overcome the fear of it in public one day. I agree with the other two.
I feel like this is the lead pastors actual dream is to be on stage in theater, but either he’s not good enough, or feels guilty because he’s “supposed to be saving souls” or whatever. so he tries to mix the church and theater to satisfy himself. Sad.
Ohmygosh!! This is that same church from Jenny's video about the Church Play Cinematic Universe? They made a new play? That is amazing! XD And now choir director lady is Mrs. Potts. Hysterical! All their stuff is comedy gold. Although, why would Belle be the Jesus figure in the story? Isn't Beast more fitting for that role since he dies and is transformed and all that? Oh well. You gotta love how committed this church is to going through all this trouble every year to put on these pop culture jukebox musical productions.
@AmandaBear26
Жыл бұрын
And girl, 26 is not Internet old! I'm 32...now THAT'S Internet old!
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Yep they do a new play every Easter. I think belle is Jesus because she loved the beast unconditionally. But yeah I thought the beast dying would be the crucifixion too.
Thanks for your amazing commentary on this…thing. I was cracking up right along with you.
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for watching and love the profile picture. 😄
I just found your channel today from your scamilton video. Your content style is very engaging and I’m happy to have found another long format creator to watch while I work.
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! Welcome to the channel!
I came here for the fursuit & I was not disappointed. The budget on this show increases every year.
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
I swear they're hardcore about it at this point.
There's something disturbing about beloved fictional characters constantly being crucified over and over again in these plays. I get what they're -trying- to do...but... Also, many of the characters they've chosen in the past have not exactly been similar to Jesus (like Jack Sparrow)...so it's strange to make it linear like that.
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Yeah it's definitely a switch your brain off situation.
Speaking from a Christian viewpoint here: The idea of reaching out to the unchurched has been shown to be pretty disingenuous and false- they pretend to be concerned about growing the church but it’s far more about getting more butts in the seats not maturing people in the faith. The needs of people who have been there many years are often ignored. It’s embarrassing and deceptive.
I need to mention that the background tavern girl in the red dress eats up literally every scene she's in and she doesn't even speak, she's just so pretty 😭😭
Honestly the play isn’t to bad lmao. The singing could be SO MUCH worse. I wouldn’t mind paying 10 dollars to see this live 😂. Nice actors too 🤔
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Honestly yeah they seem to really love doing this every year and it shows because it was a very fun watch.
I can’t get over how much the woman playing Belle looks like someone I know.
Wonderful video! Watching your earnest reactions was very enjoyable. Also, I always appreciate your levelheaded and reserved approach to viewpoints you may or may not agree with. 👍
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Thank you! I've got some big emotions but I try to distribute them fairly.
Coming soon to a "naughty hub" near you, "Beauty and the Beater" (that's all I could think of the whole damn time, lol). I would pay money to see them actually do Rocky Horror, can we get a petition going?
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
9 ай бұрын
I would pay money to see them do rhps you don't understand.
Who could have guessed that Gaston was a stan? Certainly not me
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
You learn something new every day.
Wig gave me more Animal Crossing vibes for some reason but still a cute look. 😊😊😊
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Thank you! I will take it because the animal crossing people are adorable.
Is holy bibble all about our lord and savior bibble from Fairytopia?
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Possibly 😂
It’s not delicious its a Macintosh is legitimately a good apple pun already better writing than scamilton
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Honestly fair enough 😅
Ignoring the whole religion thing, this was way more entertaining than the last one. The unexpected songs thrown in caught me completely off guard😅 also the costumes and sets look much brighter and happier here whereas the other one looked so dull.
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Yeah I feel like the cast has much more fun at this church. It's been their tradition for like almost 20 years as far as I know and the guy who played cogsworth is their worship leader and has been there for all of them I think.
what's next the christian version of encanto where jesus saves everyone instead of mirabel saving everyone
@viviennemorgan7217
Жыл бұрын
sorry this isn't the other church.
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
At this point nothing would surprise me.
@viviennemorgan7217
Жыл бұрын
@@AveryTalksAboutStuff that's true
@TahtahmesDiary
Жыл бұрын
@@viviennemorgan7217 Nah, you know they’d just crucify Mirabel and have Bruno sing and then resurrect her lmao
@viviennemorgan7217
Жыл бұрын
@@TahtahmesDiary that might work or have cinderella meeting prince charming but he's actually jesus.
This Lion King they did is crazy these people are great wow.
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Oh jenny Nicholson's video about them is wonderful if you haven't seen it!
@michaelaiken6482
11 ай бұрын
@@AveryTalksAboutStuff she is great I will have to watch the Star Trek one they did.
I was thinking what if I decided to go to church after all these years and I heard. Why have a treat for you all today. We are doing a play a presentation of Beauty And The beaster. I would say. Oh no. What is this going to be? Then I see it like I am watching it now. And was amazed. I feel much better even than Harry Potter The Musical.
They put Toucan Sam in The Lion King. Froot Loops. Lol.
im going to show my kids this and tell them this is the real beauty and the beast
I don't know what to say. There were some things I was going to say, but each time I thought of something it just kept getting more insane. To quote Krusty, " What the Hell was that?"
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Lol, yep. Sometimes the only commentary I have to give is just, "yep, that thing is a thing I guess"
@shelbymckinney8888
Жыл бұрын
@@AveryTalksAboutStuff The moment Time Warp started, I immediately thought about the one joke in the Abbott Elementary Halloween episode. I don't want to spoil the joke for your if you have not seen the show already.
I wish this was a bit longer tho great presentation.
Thank you for this it made my night I would not know about it. If it wasn't for you..
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching!
you honestly look amazing in that wig lol
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Aww, thank you! I should give it another chance.
Im a newer fan to your channel bc i ended up going down a scamilton rabbit hole myself, and now seeing this....I lost my mind when the teapot began singing Free Bird of all songs in a beauty and the beast musical converted to be about easter and jesus's return. Also fun fact, that time change you were confused on? Is in fact a time change, because thats when the legendary free bird solo starts because they timed it for when belle walks out.
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Welcome to the channel! Yes, I'm so proud of myself for noticing! She kind of killed it ngl.
Delicious. As in golden delicious, the type of apple. I'll admit that made me chuckle
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Ah! Ok I'll give them that one
Belle died for our many sins
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Praise be she
@stevendunn3169
Жыл бұрын
@@AveryTalksAboutStuff amen
I’m pretty sure we have the same headphones-
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
I love these headphones! My brother gave them to me for Christmas and I've used them ever since.
Nothing could have prepared me for the post-crucifixion free bird 💀
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
I didn't know I needed Mrs. Potts singing Free Bird to a dead Belle but perhaps the universe knew that it's what I needed.
i watched the whole play and was like WTF
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
10 ай бұрын
Same
This got way more weirder than i realize.
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
Never underestimate the weirdness here. 😂
I thought they called it beaster is to avoid copyright lol. good video though.
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
The name is my favorite part!
But Maurice!?
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
I like to think Maurice saw the script and was like, "I'm good". 😂
You should check out this religion movie from 2007 called, "Belle and the Beast." You'll definitely like it.
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
I've heard of that!!
Forgot to mention I was on a 2nd viewing of the video. Soo after another watch and more time to think about it.. two things, first is that the head pastor sounds like Miss Piggy, and most importantly.. this is DEFINITELY better than Beastly 😁. Also if I was raised evangelical, I'd lose faith too, so can't blame ya on that 🙃
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
My brother said the same thing about him sounding like Miss Piggy. Lol beastly was so much. Fyi I do believe in higher power just don't declare any religious affiliation.
Winnipeg, MB Canada?...no shit?.. doubt you remember that I'm originally from there. Anywho, somehow this is still better than Beastly lol.. shout out to the Peg! and please note this is NOT a representation of the people in the fine city of Winnipeg. Not getting into a rant but I do wish more people could be like me and believe in God in their own way instead of following organized religion.
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
Жыл бұрын
I do remember that! I'm sure Winnipeg is lovely and I agree with you on private religious practice over organized but I'm not hating on this church. I may have questions about the things they do but to be fair they're just doing something for their congregation that they think is fun and the internet just kind of found out. 😂
when you watched that specific clip, you needed to watch before and after, as you made it look like that’s all he was saying and what we believe, when that is most definitely not the case and was completely opposite
@AveryTalksAboutStuff
3 ай бұрын
I'm not sure which clip you are referring to.
You should write the script for "Holy Phantom of The Opera," anonymously send it to these aforementioned establishments and see if one bites. 🤌 #TheMusicofTheChrist