Rewriting "Rasputin" to be about Jesus and performed by people dressed as Star Trek characters might very well be humanity's greatest achievement.

@Moeller750

Жыл бұрын

The Lord works in mysterious ways

@fjLKA

Жыл бұрын

Take that pyramids! 😠

@mariaquiet6211

Жыл бұрын

seeing this comment after 17 minutes and now I know I'm watching til the end

@mariaquiet6211

Жыл бұрын

Boney M's Rasputin = Disco Sex Jesus and I'm ashamed I never figured this out.

@smithjedediah

Жыл бұрын

what's this "might be" mishegas

You’ve answered the question “what would happen if Michael Scott was both real and an evangelical pastor?”

@Cdr2002

5 ай бұрын

That’s too accurate omg

@ButtercMoss

2 ай бұрын

LMAO facts

@leoribic1691

29 күн бұрын

Dude literally, from the jokes with flat delivery, to the songs, to the racial insensitivity (and yellowface).

@thealabamiangirl

22 күн бұрын

This makes this video 10 times better, even though I barely seen the office, the only time I've watched it is when my step dad or older brother puts it on, because they are big fans and will qoute it alot

@CylindricalWhistle

5 күн бұрын

Right down to the racist impressions of Asian people, lol

"i may BE more like an alley cat, but i FEEL like a women" nearly killed me

@daishoryujin95

Ай бұрын

*let’s go girls*

2024’s “Murder on the Jerusalem Express” was a perplexing combination of 70s disco meets Texas cowboys in an Agatha Christie style murder mystery. During “the last supper” on the train, Cristoff (a totally groovy 70s hippie played by senior pastor Mark Hughes) is murdered as the train passes through a tunnel, sparking the post crucifixion lament of “Midnight Train to Georgia” sung by our favourite church choir director. The following half hour was a collection of oddly chosen musical numbers (Macho Man by the Village People, Take the Money and Run by Steve Miller Band and When Will I Be Loved by Linda Ronstadt) as the train conductor (a Pink Panther parodied Jacques Clouseau) questions the remaining train passengers (a hippie named Jude, a pair of cowboys with Texas accents, and a slew of characters named after suspects from the board game “Clue”) in an attempt to uncover the murderer. The resurrection scene was a little bit of a let down, with Cristoff just reemerging in the front car of the train (without even striking a crucifixion pose!). There was no use of the stage turntable this year, though the LED screen was utilized as moving scenery for the train windows. Overall, 7/10.

@MossyDroid

Ай бұрын

You could have completely made this up and I'd still believe it, I love this

@k80_

Ай бұрын

I’ve been meaning to watch it, sounds like a bit of a letdown 😞

@nathandavis2377

Ай бұрын

It's important to mention the stab marks on Cristoff's poncho also made up the cross 😅

@juliakrystosek8003

Ай бұрын

I came to these comments specifically in the hope that someone had recapped this year's and I was not disappointed

@kylebeaumont9059

Ай бұрын

Hey! I'm late to the watchparty (Life, ya know) and I'm looking for a place to watch it. Can you point me in the direction you found it please? Thank you!

ok but Batman being crucified to the Batlight is 100% something Zack Snyder would've unironically done if he continued making DC films

@luisf2793

Жыл бұрын

Would be funny if Snyder accidentally got one of the scripts and said “beautiful!” And used it as the base for Batman v Superman

@justintime3656

Жыл бұрын

I feel like we spacking this in to existons

@andrewjenkins9965

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't even have put it past Nolan...

@cloudshad0ws

Жыл бұрын

I feel like I've seen a picture of it from a comic

@IAteFire

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewjenkins9965 the cheap trick of Jesus imagery is squarely a Snyder trope, Nolan doesn’t really lean into obvious images like that

Being completely serious, “Batman gets crucified on the bat signal” seems like something the comics would 100% do

@dinosaysrawr

Жыл бұрын

::::Zack Snyder has entered the chat:::::

@gblatt8472

Жыл бұрын

Batman Begins kinda does that. He ties a gangster to a serchlight in a sorta Christ pose, it forms the first Batsignal.

@user-on8ut1rb1t

Жыл бұрын

@@gblatt8472 that random gangster is jesus

@calebmarmon1310

Жыл бұрын

@@user-on8ut1rb1t Batman! How could you!?

@oliviawilliams6204

Жыл бұрын

@@user-on8ut1rb1t wasn’t that “random” gangster Carmine the Roman Falcone. The mob boss.

"I'm walkin on sunshine" *completely misses the beat* "WOOAaAHhOH!"

"He's alive!...EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!" Literal work of genius, I died🤣

Butch Chastity is an incredible name. Almost a drag name, really.

@jaychang6723

Жыл бұрын

Honestly!!

@fuzzycatbutts

Жыл бұрын

Almost?!

@mattblack9161

Жыл бұрын

Well I found my drag name, finally

@colonelmustard2652

Жыл бұрын

And I’m fixated on the fire code violations.

@electricmosswitch

Жыл бұрын

I’m so happy to inform you that there is indeed a drag king named Butch Chastity

"bonus points for the pyrotechnics when christ rises out of the dumpster" is genuinely the funniest sentence i've heard in years

@superxxamadeus4098

Жыл бұрын

Oh my god i just commented practically the same observation lol

@Noobie2k7

Жыл бұрын

It's honestly one of the best out of context sentences I've heard in a long time.

@nannesoar

Жыл бұрын

@@superxxamadeus4098 9th 0⁹

@DoctorScrimguard

Жыл бұрын

Hey, every!

@emrhys2

Жыл бұрын

I literally started keeping a list of great sentences I've heard because of this line.

Per their website, 2024's production will be an adaptation of Murder On the Orient Express titled..Murder on the Jerusalem Express. I'll admit my curiosity is piqued. however, it does confirm that the church has little interest in adapting current films. So don't expect The Passion of the Barbenheimer until at least 2028.

@hada__02

2 ай бұрын

Is Poirot going to get crucified???

@applemask

2 ай бұрын

@@hada__02That one woman is going to sing a rewritten version "What Was I Made For" to dying Poirot on the smokestack

@lillianward2810

2 ай бұрын

Omfg I’m so hyped

@ikarikid

Ай бұрын

@@hada__02Jesus is actually some dude named Christof. Also the detective is the train conductor. Who is doing a riff on Clouseau for reasons.

@24kgoldplatedvermeil

Ай бұрын

There was a remake of murder on the orient express like 2 years ago so still current lol

In the production Robin of the Hood, the narrator isn't trying for a Brooklyn accent. It's actually a racist impression of a first nations accent common in Winnipeg. It's not uncommon to hear to areas with high first nations population referred to as "the ghetto" or "the hood", so having the narrator sport the stereotypical accent fits right into the theme.

@Yixdy

8 күн бұрын

Oh great, I didn't think it could get any more racist, and then it did. Amazing

The “I’m walking on sunshine……………………………wHØÃÂÅÆ” fucking beheaded me

@mb323

Жыл бұрын

don’t you mean crucified you?

@Aydreean

Жыл бұрын

Fuuuckk I scrolled down hoping someone else noticed because I'm coming undone from it lmao

@adeponol

Жыл бұрын

I laughed so much i almost threw up

@cinnamonrollkitten6426

Жыл бұрын

Same😭

@paulv8773

Жыл бұрын

That was amazing!

"Butch Chastity" is a god tier character name and they probably didn't even foresee the implications.

@twilightjoltik3151

Жыл бұрын

It’s a god tier lesbian stripper name

@Abahple

Жыл бұрын

Somewhere out there, an aspiring drag king just got the final push towards living their dream.

@yltraviole

Жыл бұрын

It's a great drag king name

@fifirodriguez52

Жыл бұрын

Gonna start calling myself Butch Chastity bc I'm a lesbian who can't get laid

@cjboyo

Жыл бұрын

I think that’s gonna be my stripper name lol

I feel like they have a really talented carpenter in their congregation who has a ton of fun making these sets. And honestly, that’s great, the are like, the consistent best part of these plays.

@Ceruleansquid-lo3iv

2 ай бұрын

I would assume that all Christian churches have access to a pretty good carpenter. I don't think he really does that anymore though

“Post cruxifixction lament” has been seared into my brain. I’m going to start casually dropping “yeah, he was whining like a post cruxifixction lament” in conversation without batting an eyelash.

“~i’m walkin’ on sunshine~……….. Ẉ̸̛̔̀̉̈́̈́͆̑̀̓̃̿̀̓͝ͅḨ̸̨̹͎̫̱̩͚̦̗͍̺̖̽̄͊̽̆̿̓̓̍̿͘͘͝͝ͅͅÚ̴͕̻͎͔̪̙͇̠̩̲̤̻͎̗̌̚U̴̢̟͂̉̽̋̋͜-“

@daniellel230

Жыл бұрын

16:32 is still funny after my maybe 4th time watching this video

@lillianward2810

Жыл бұрын

I wish the guy who tried to sing the opening of Kung Fu Fighting in the Star Trek one got the same love.

@racheljenn1628

Жыл бұрын

I DIED

@reginaborsellino3607

Жыл бұрын

Sometimes when I’m trying to fall asleep this line plays on repeat in my head

@frogboy831

Жыл бұрын

@@reginaborsellino3607 it's taking over my brain space

I lost it at the middle aged man screeching out “WHOA!” just a few beats too late during “Walking on Sunshine.” He just knew he wasn’t gonna hit that note. 🤣

@dinosaysrawr

Жыл бұрын

Watched it three times. Best part of the video.

@Wessssss21

Жыл бұрын

I'm walking on sunshine..........WAAHAAA

@Dudofall

Жыл бұрын

It was such an honest cry of pain.

@nuclearivyking

Жыл бұрын

16:28 is the timestamp, replay button engaged x10000

@nickturgeon6040

Жыл бұрын

I absolutely lost it at that part 😂😂😂😂😂😂 such a cry of pain

Iron Man whipping out Chumbawamba mid crucifixion was way more than I can handle.

@daishoryujin95

Ай бұрын

I’m sure Chumbawamba would look on in horror, given that they’re actually really left wing anarcho-punks. They’ve probably got a thing or two to say about megachurches.

‘Captain Jack’ is unfortunately a real song from this weird American military themed German Eurodance group from the 90s. Didn’t realize it was a big hit in Canada or at all relevant in 2011.

@ExitStatement

Ай бұрын

It was in DDR.

@Christopher.C

3 күн бұрын

Yup, DDR is where I know it from.

@kriskriskriskris263

3 күн бұрын

​@Christopher.C it toke me so long to understand what ddr meant in this context. As a German I was like ddr (east germany) in the 90s?

@Christopher.C

2 күн бұрын

@@kriskriskriskris263 lol sorry about that, I should've been more clear! That song was one of the ones that I played all the time at the arcades in the 90s, but I never knew where it came from until reading the replies in this thread.

There’s something hilariously disturbing about imagining crowds of children watching their favorite fictional character dying on a cross while the supporting cast sings a cover of a pop song.

@sigh824

Жыл бұрын

And Ridiculously American

@sigh824

Жыл бұрын

@Cake_Made_Of_Bacon and yet an evangelical mega church creating a high budget production using popular movie franchises and pop song covers to vaguely preach the second coming of Jesus to kids still sounds ridiculously American

@nolyspe

Жыл бұрын

the fact is that the christian stories are already hilariously disturbing in themselves

@bloodyplebs

Жыл бұрын

@@sigh824 this is a Canadian Church, bigot.

@jamesrowlands8971

Жыл бұрын

This is the world we made.

"Bonus points for the pyrotechnics when Jesus rises out of the dumpster" is one of the most amazing out-of-context lines I believe I will ever have heard.

@BRUXXUS

Жыл бұрын

Heck, even IN context it's amazing.

@CassieHasYoutube

Жыл бұрын

"Zurg is Satan, and it is Satan himself that kills [him]Jesus with a bazooka... It's a disappointing crucifixition in my opinion." is a close 2nd imo

@davidalexander3320

Жыл бұрын

"I really wanted to see one of these toys nailed to a cross" is mine

@6footratgirlanimatronic

Жыл бұрын

That combination of words caught me so off guard that I needed to pause the video because I was crying-laughing for a little too long.

@kalinka5333

Ай бұрын

Dumpster fire Jesus was definitely my favourite resurrection so far 😆

Iron Man in a crucifixion pose stoically staring into the distance and ignoring the woman lamenting at his feet was definitely my favourite thing. He didn't even try to look unconscious, he straight up just looked like a 5-year-old whose mum hadn't bought him the sweets he wanted and now he is refusing to speak to her or even acknowledge her presents 😂

"Captain, even you coming back from the dead would seem... highly improbable." -Spock, a character who has come back from the dead

I would genuinely unironically like to know what this congregation considers blasphemous. I don’t even mean that as an insult, it’s just genuinely fascinating how every vaguely Christian subgroup or denomination has their own standards and “crucifying Batman on the bat signal to represent Jesus” would be a dealbreaker in a lot of them I think

@AleksandarBell

Жыл бұрын

Oh being gay/trans apparently. So like they’re completely fine with showing different character being “Christ” but being gay is bad ig??

@TheAmericanDeagle

Жыл бұрын

It’s just incredible. If I showed this to my catholic mom she would be outraged

@ftrwrwbg

Жыл бұрын

Kinda why I stopped going to church in general even though I consider myself a Christian. The honest truth is none of us know the answers and almost everyone within just one group of Christianity all have different views of right and wrong. I see this stuff here as a harmless fun way to try to preach to kids and their families. But I know a lot of people who would be horrified to see this.

@alexanderbrown8921

Жыл бұрын

@@TheAmericanDeagle To be fair, Catholicism is against fun in general. This church is apparently "inter-denominational?" Which I guess means they're trying to appeal to as many pop culture touchstones as possible, and probably not worrying about Catholic approval because Catholics approve of very little anyways. ... Sorry about the Catholic hate. I was raised Anglican, the rivalry is strong.

@TimothyCHenderson

Жыл бұрын

@@alexanderbrown8921 To be fair, the Catholic's did it best. Pageantry and decorum where a huge selling point throughout history for the Catholic church, it's only been in the last 100 years or so where things got boring. Would have been incredible to go to church every Sunday and see a full on 1hr to 4hr Oratorio or Cantata, or a Mass with full orchestra, choir and soloists. Many of the protestant denominations did this too, especially Cantata's but the Catholic's did it best.

Honestly Simba's actress mumbling "man they make Pride Rock higher every year" after almost falling is a very charming save! Good on that actress!

@sophiemontecalvo7503

Жыл бұрын

That's what I was thinking! It made me smile!

@formy52

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, it was a really fun ad lib! Loved it.

@deannas2778

Жыл бұрын

It was a nice save. Respect.

@iblame_nargles

Жыл бұрын

Man, Jenny’s comments section can be so rad sometimes. 😊

@diplomog

Жыл бұрын

💯💯

Love that the spider also wears a hat for the sermon

@poppyonline4034

5 ай бұрын

That was so adorable!!

@keithfarrell4882

6 күн бұрын

So respectful.

The End of the World/Tubthumping mashup in the end credits gave me legitimate theatre kid chills until the crucifixion screams started 😅

@xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx

Ай бұрын

that's also Closing Time by Semisonic

As a professional Canadian theatre artist... the fact that its THESE plays that get to have this absurd level of production value? Kills me. Kills me dead. Nails me to a Bat signal crucifix.

@solitaryflower

Жыл бұрын

This is just miscellaneous fan mail, but I'm from the States and I ~love~ Canadian film & Canadian actors. Y'all have a subtlety and an earnestness that I really appreciate.

@gregbors8364

Жыл бұрын

@@solitaryflower”KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!” - Canadian actor William Shatner

@woudgy

Жыл бұрын

@@gregbors8364 Hmm, yeah... You sure named one whole Canadian actor. Good job.

@gregbors8364

Жыл бұрын

@@woudgy I’m so sorry, it was a joke based upon the “subtlety” comment of the person to whom I was originally responding, and wasn’t meant to butthurt other people, particularly our friends north of the border. Anyway, I’d say the talent level of Canadian actors surpasses that of American actors in a per capita basis, definitely, as well as British actors (obviously) and Australian actors do the same, and that’s why so many of them are stars of the American film industry. I hope this comment makes you feel better ❤️‍🩹 Go Canada! 🇨🇦

@solitaryflower

Жыл бұрын

Fwiw @Greg Bors I got the joke and I cackled. I had, like, Graham Green and Sheila McCarthy in my mind, heehee

Avengers' Loki singing Call Me Maybe is the most 2012 tumblr thing ever.

@Saibellus

Жыл бұрын

oh god, i can see the fan edit now. he's singing to idk black widow but in the end she's lesbian for pepper potts

@twalt

Жыл бұрын

and that's the 2018 production

@DestinyKiller

Жыл бұрын

I want that song so badly

@elmartinez333

Жыл бұрын

I thought there literally was a Tumblr post floating around with the exact lyrics they used too 😭

@Chromaggia

Жыл бұрын

@@elmartinez333There literally was, I don’t want to put a link at risk of looking like a bot but if you look up the user forgottenghostly you can find it lol

The crew that designed and built these sets did such an amazing job. It’s a shame the writers didn’t step it up more.

@DylanRomanov

6 күн бұрын

Right?! Like the music and dialogue are awful but I was legitimately impressed with everything else . This is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen but that car and sets are really cool.

The chinese undertakers joke is a word for word recitation of a popular russel peters joke, accent and everything.

I never understood the message of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ until I saw Him depicted as wisecracking alcoholic womaniser Tony Stark singing Chumbawumba while being crucified. Much like an ARC reactor, the Lord truly works in mysterious ways.

@katharineeavan9705

Жыл бұрын

I mean, Tony Stark singing Chumbawumba as he dies is probably the most in character thing about the performance tbf

@jmckenzie962

Жыл бұрын

The knowledge that Chumbawamba were an anarcho-punk band also makes it even funnier

@hooray4paradiddles

Жыл бұрын

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR was able to forgive our sins IN A CAVE with a BOX OF SCRAPS.

@sixstringedthing

Жыл бұрын

"And Jesus gathered His disciples and he spoke to them, saying: "Be not afraid my brother and sisters! For indeed, though the Romans did knocketh me down, verily did I get up again! Let us rejoice, for never shall they keep me down! And now, I could really use a drink."

@janeeyre1990

Жыл бұрын

@@sixstringedthing, "Nearby stood six stone water jars, the kind used for ceremonial washing, each holding from twenty to thirty gallons. Jesus said to the servants, “Fill the jars with water”; so they filled them to the brim. Then he told them, “Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet.” They did so, and the master of the banquet drank from the water that had been turned into a whiskey drink. Then he drank a vodka drink. He drank a lager drink. He drank a cider drink."

It wouldn’t be an evangelical church play if the youth pastor wasn’t rapping at some point 🤷🏼‍♀️

@jody024

Жыл бұрын

Rapping or rap- you know what I mean. 😬

@gummiXinglee

Жыл бұрын

@@jody024 it’s a good joke. A great joke even, but I’m gonna have to ask you to stop

@kolkeet

Жыл бұрын

"Well i wrote this song for the Christian youth..." you know the rest

@unduloid

Жыл бұрын

"My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger. That’s cause Jesus Christ is my..." Well, you know the rest. Christian rap at its finest!

@TheVivaciousNerd

Жыл бұрын

True, it's basically the law

1. I have to know what happened between the former Prima Donna and the Choir Director. The former Prima Donna just disappears when the Choir Director shows up and then the flex of singing "I'll Be There" again and 100x better really suggests some juicy backstage drama. 2. The moment where Loki sings a heartfelt, ballad version of "It's the End of the World As We Know It," interspersed with snippets of Chumbawamba sung by Iron Man Jesus, mid-crucifixion on an I-beam is so utterly perfect and bizarre that it will be with me for the rest of my life. 3. I went to high school 10 minutes away from Altona, MB with a bunch of low-German speaking, pacifistic Mennonites and then lived in Winnipeg so this hits weirdly close to home. (I am also a pacifistic former Mennonite, although I do not speak low-German.) 4. Genuine shoutout to everyone who played live instruments as they all knocked it out of the park. Also, the sets and costumes are awesome. (Except when they're hilariously bad) 5. This is a church equipped with professional lighting, pyrotechnics, a rotating stage, harness equipment, numerous lapel mics, a teleprompter, an LED screen and a backstage area. Let's just let that sink in for a minute. Do they use this stuff for anything else? Does the pastor descend weekly from the rafters onto stage to deliver the sermon while pyrotechnics blast the dancing girls who are rotating gently in the background? I guess we know where the tithes are going.

2024’s play was _“Murder on the Jerusalem Express”_ for those who were wondering

@suburban-vampire

4 күн бұрын

Chef's kiss

I'm truly obsessed with how the other protagonist characters just have to stand around making "oh no" and "do you see this?" gestures when the person is getting crucified.

@danb9447

Жыл бұрын

"get a loada this crap"

@InsomniacXIII

Жыл бұрын

They should all just turn to the audience and deadpan shrug like "Whaddya gonna do?" à la Jim from The Office.

@user-hv6wb5gk8p

Жыл бұрын

I just love the reaction: "Ah bummer, mate got mutilated and is bleeding out in the desert sun again. Third time this month. Well, guess it's back to sinning for me."

@nailinthefashion

Жыл бұрын

"say whaaaaaaaat"

@dakkyhue5800

Жыл бұрын

also the character being crucified looks *inconvenienced* in most of them lol

I can't believe they didn't change "I'm walking on sunshine" to "I'm walking on water"

@arbitrarytoast

8 ай бұрын

Same syllables and everything. So sad. Maybe they thought it sounded too much like mockery?

@JackgarPrime

5 ай бұрын

​@arbitrarytoast I mean the whole situation feels like a mockery to begin with.

@tenshimoon

5 ай бұрын

Ikr such a missed opportunity lmao 💀

@Leftistattheparty

5 ай бұрын

"WHOA"

@olefredrikskjegstad5972

4 ай бұрын

By the same token, I'm surprised they didn't use "You got a friend in me" for the Toy Story play. That song is _gift-wrapped_ for being about Jesus.

The idea that a church would use "Believer" in a religious play fucking kills me. Dan Reynolds has specifically stated the song is about how his father, a devout Mormon, essentially abused him in order to make Dan a better Christian. Hell, in the play they used it in, they are literally arguing against free will and the second verse begins with "Second thing second, don't you tell me what you think that I could be/ *I'm* the one at the sail, *I'm* the master of my sea..." Church Play directors attempt to have a scrap of media literacy challenge (LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE)

@julien4305

2 ай бұрын

For a split second (before i read the name Dan Reynolds) I thought you meant Believer by Smash Mouth and I about evaporated into the atmosphere

@nunyabizness6553

2 ай бұрын

​@@julien4305 OH GODS, I don't want to know what they'd do with Smash Mouth.

@WheresMyInhaler

7 күн бұрын

Dan Reynolds is Mormon though

@amandab771

7 күн бұрын

@@WheresMyInhalerhe was raised Mormon but is no longer religious

@Daedalus117

7 күн бұрын

Can't find any corroborating evidence. Dan Reynolds said Believer was inspired by his experience with ankylosing spondylitis

I’m from Winnipeg and I know of Church of the Rock, but I had NO IDEA they did these productions. Thank you sooooo much for documenting these. Incredible. By the way, Altona is a small rural town near Winnipeg. Altona has a large population of Mennonites whose ancestors immigrated to Canada from Germany, and the low German dialect they mentioned is still present in their communities today.

@toribees327

3 күн бұрын

This is the comment I was looking for. Thank you for explaining!

@DougMcArthurMusic

2 күн бұрын

@@toribees327 thanks for taking the time to comment! I love when strangers on the internet validate the time we all spend in our weird little corners.

@maegnas87

Күн бұрын

Also, Spaceship Superstar by Prism is a staple on classic rock radio stations across Canada. Who doesn't want a solar-powered LASER beam guitar!?! I remembered the Low German- Mennonite connection from Dwight in the Office. Maybe they'll bring in Belsnickel as a bad guy at some point?

I would give ANYTHING for an annual reality show about the making of this play. The behind-the-scenes drama has to be INSANE.

@LifesNeverHumDrum

8 ай бұрын

I’m imagining a Waiting For Guffman with a much more subdued cast

@heathermuffins

6 ай бұрын

If it's anything like my church growing up, it's a lot of angry whispering while smiling through clenched teeth.

@mrcritical6751

5 ай бұрын

I’d pay for a real life Goes Wrong Show where they just make a new play every week

@benabramowitz18

4 ай бұрын

Isn't that basically the film _Theater Camp,_ starring Ben Platt?

@aeddiefarmer

3 ай бұрын

Especially the casting drama because it's quite clear certain church members get first dibs on the roles.

For anyone wondering, the church of the rock’s 2023 Easter play was Beauty and the Beast and Belle was crucified

@kayyylaaa___

Жыл бұрын

thank you for sharing i was so curious

@12Tecpatl

Жыл бұрын

WHY BELLE

@ssjsagemode708

Жыл бұрын

Can I watch it somewhere 💀

@achehex

Жыл бұрын

Beast literally dies and is revived in the movie, but I guess he is mean and Belle is a pious figure so it makes sense but its also hilarious

@wertfi908

Жыл бұрын

Diversity win

Don't worry Jenny. The quest for the holy grail has... at the very least a similar amount of production value to this church play.

@kallmannkallmann

5 күн бұрын

Yea, it's nostalgia for me but honestly it's pretty bad 😅

@highjumpstudios2384

5 күн бұрын

@@kallmannkallmann it has a palpable charm and I'll never hold Monty python productions budgets over them.

This is in my hometown. AMA. Fun fact: Simba is the pastor's daughter.

@kodachromeraccoon5448

Ай бұрын

How do they pick what to do every year?

@muttley3050

Ай бұрын

Do you have any idea what the casting process is like? What's the church's reputation in town like? Have they reacted or acknowledged any of the attention brought by this video?

@Emilightning

Ай бұрын

Aw, cool! Have you seen any of the plays in person or been a part of the church before? What's the general vibe of the community like? It looks like a lot of fun to be part of, honestly. Makes me weirdly nostalgic even though I haven't been to church or in a play in years lol

"So my recent fascination has been obscure Canadian church plays." Jenny Nicholson never disappoints.

@ambds1975

Жыл бұрын

I wonder what Jenny N has been up to late- oh of course.

@sbondiw7943

Жыл бұрын

@@ambds1975 I mean OBVIOUSLY

@jjj7790

Жыл бұрын

I'm constantly surprised by Jenny's ability to find the most obscure "bad" media and turn them into a genuinely interesting videos.

@egoaltar5999

Жыл бұрын

​@@jjj7790 I think Jenny really shines the further the subject of her content iss from the mainstream. This video is up there with her analysis of Hallmark's youtube channel

@swish3432

Жыл бұрын

I’m glad she’s getting her audience of pagans into good Christian media

that guy playing scar is either the frank-n-furter for their local rocky horror troupe or has been waiting his whole life to become the frank-n-furter for the local rocky horror troupe

@Misora7303

Жыл бұрын

Don´t we all wait our whole life to be the frank-n-furter of our local Rocky horror troupe tho? That is a given, but this guy actually was born for it

@WickedKatze

Жыл бұрын

@@Misora7303 as a current Frank, can confirm 😄

@stephysteph8558

Жыл бұрын

He is strangely attractive and seems to be having fun hamming up his villain characters. I stan. (Unlikely that they'll do an Easter-themed version of Rocky Horror, as fun as that would be...)

@nolansbored

Жыл бұрын

It’s hard to watch Marty McFly playing sax… especially because we know Luke Skywalker plays guitar.

@catg4343

10 күн бұрын

​@@stephysteph8558 if they did then frank n furter should be the jesus- HEAR ME OUT. -from somewhere that isn't earth, takes human form -several devout followers -wears a dress -often depicted wearing red -always depicted as unnaturally hot the crucifixion scene could be when he gets got by the aliens at the end, except this time he comes back and has freaky LGBT sex with every character in the play right threre on stage

Fun fact - they really could have killed that guy during the Iron Man one when they left him hanging through a whole song. Hanging in a harness very very VERY quickly inhibits circulation in your legs because of the leg holsters' placement directly on your big femoral arteries. The weight of your body pushing down on those blood vessels can stop blood flow like, suuuper fast, which can literally then stop your heart. And that takes like, a couple minutes if things go badly and/or you're super unlucky.

It would be an Evangelical Christian pastor who whines about getting called out for racist shit, and then go on to do play most offensive Asian stereotype since Breakfast At Tiffany's.

@Dondonn8xm

11 сағат бұрын

What?

The image of Jack Sparrow crucified on a pirate ship's mast saying "It is finished" in a deathly serious tone, while lit by harsh stage lights and surrounded by a black void will forever haunt me now.

@JohnTheMod1

Жыл бұрын

It’s like how the Internet sees Johnny Depp!

@connormcclintock6562

Жыл бұрын

@@JohnTheMod1 We should be so lucky to see that

@claytonandres1194

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a Dall-e input

@theflickchick9850

Жыл бұрын

That was actually so horrifying.

@mastermarkus5307

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was hilarious, but you do you.

The continual use of "string him up" no matter the universe or characters to begin the crucifixion always amuses me

@H4hT53

Жыл бұрын

Especially because there was absolutely no string involved in Roman-style crucifixions.

@hydieblack7686

Жыл бұрын

Lynching. Just…. Just saying….

@TheOtherChosenOnes

Жыл бұрын

The soft ‘ahhr’s in the background 8:57

@Attilablabla

Жыл бұрын

@H4hT53 How else would they fasten them to the cross?

@CreamyPesto505

Жыл бұрын

@@Attilablabla >_>

It's amazing that this church didn't think any of this was obscenely blasphemous.

Missed opportunity for "Same Bat-Time, same Bat-Chapel"

I think the audience should pitch in to help resurrect Jesus by clapping like they do with tinkerbell

@embop1266

Жыл бұрын

I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT THAT THATS SO FUNNY

@courtney_lol

Жыл бұрын

LMFAOOO THATS GOLDEN

@YouTubeUserCMXVIICDI

Жыл бұрын

If they did a Peter Pan play and didn't do that bit that'd be a sin.

@nextabe1

Жыл бұрын

Seriously why haven't they done this?

@Apple_Bapple

Жыл бұрын

i've never heard of that, they did that in peter pan? thats pretty ingenius.

i'm going to be recovering from the thought that Butch Chastity is a better drag name than i could ever hope to come up with for the next couple days

@OpiatesAndTits

Жыл бұрын

Steal it! No one will ever know

@emilyrln

Жыл бұрын

I mean, I don't think the person who made it up plans to use it…

@ZaKKsQuaTcH1

Жыл бұрын

How about Rhonda Santis?

@rwolfheart6580

Жыл бұрын

It's an amazing drag name and you absolutely should.

@isaac_unbound

Жыл бұрын

@@rwolfheart6580 usually i do female drag and my name is Blunt Cake... if i ever do make drag though i AM taking Butch Chastity now

The biggest problem I have with this is on the monitor if the Star Trek set they clearly have a NX class ship diagram when it is clear that the ship's bridge is a constitution class bridge.

@ClericalError87

6 күн бұрын

Technically that's an Akira-class ship diagram, but it's easy to get the two mixed up since the NX design was inspired by the Akira-class. Which is funny since the Akira is from 2371.

ok but “Butch Chastity” would be a really good drag king name

The pause between “I’m walking on sunshine” and the scared sounding “WHOOOA!” is too funny

@PlayMadness

Жыл бұрын

An accurate reaction to stepping on the sun.

@sosaysjayrod

Жыл бұрын

@@PlayMadness Smash Mouth tried to warn us

@PassTheMarmalade1957

Жыл бұрын

I've watched this video like five times now, and that bit still makes me uncontrollably bust out laughing.

@QUEERVEEART

Жыл бұрын

omg i laughed so hard

@maxresdefault_

Жыл бұрын

16:29 Timestamping for later lol

I have to know why they felt the need to force a literal crucifixion into every single play... Imagine if Aslan had to be nailed to a cross for the metaphor to carry

@agilagilsen8714

Жыл бұрын

It probably would have needed that if these guys were in charge of the story. Or at the very least, if they managed to make a story where it wasn’t needed, they would have forced it in there I think.

@goldstarsforall

Жыл бұрын

I mean he does get sacrificed on the altar in lion the witch and the wardrobe before resurrecting to help the kids save the world and that's him being 'crucified' so yak now

@batnacks

Жыл бұрын

I mean he was tied to a table

@ThreadBomb

Жыл бұрын

@@batnacks That's just a lazy crucifixion.

@codeofclaw

Жыл бұрын

I can’t believe they didn’t do a Narnia one, seriously the pins were already there you just had to knock them down!

“Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle” is Barbossa’s line from Curse of the Black Pearl 😂 but they gave it to Davy Jones even though BARBOSSA IS IN THE PLAY???

I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT THE COMMENTS FOREVER AND NO ONE IS SAYING IT, I MAY BE LATE BUT I MUST SPEAK MY TRUTH REGARDLESS OF IF YOU WANT TO HEAR IT 1:10:29 ^ this sequence *fucks* The pacing, the swagger, the weird rock and roll Cats musical mashup costumes, the hyena bringing their lieges guitar out to him and circling around to prepare their choreography, the Hayes code vaguely British(?) gravitas of his voice, the conversational way he says the line AND THE FUCKIN ROAR BLASTED FROM THE SPEAKERS BEFORE HE GOES "chugh!" In his accent and starts vague guitar motions. I don't care if none of the performance is real this awakened a primal feeling in my bones and in this moment I was so unbelievably attracted *to this moment.* I could watch it a thousand times without getting tired, it will live engraving in the folds of my brain for the rest of my life. I have seen the face of God and this is the scene in which it struck me and I became changed. I don't know if I want to be him, or be with him, or view him in this perfect moment forever but it is a fucking CRIME no one in this comment section is talking about this.

@gianna8202

2 күн бұрын

he ate that fr

@juanazhang

Күн бұрын

THANK YOU. i was looking for this!!

@Seraphiel123

Күн бұрын

The part unironically slaps. Like, everything just WORKS.

As someone who grew up Evangelical I just realized "the joke going on uncomfortably long" is a major feature of Evangelical humour and my childhood.

@willyeeton4390

Жыл бұрын

Growing up Christian and homeschooled, Princess Bride and Tombstone were just hot picks for this particular culture of like, trendy gen X nerd Christian. I feel so weird seeing Jenny just not get it while I'm just, instantly in on the joke, lmao.

@doing_aok

Жыл бұрын

additionally: parodies of pop culture. see bibleman and veggietales

@lydiafayre9806

Жыл бұрын

They realize they've found something that can make someone laugh a little and they milk the joke until it's drained, dead, and dessicated

@Furufoo

Жыл бұрын

@@doing_aok Not to come off as preachy but it's almost like religious types can't come up with anything original because religion seems to be antithetical to personal expression most times

@macgirl1234

Жыл бұрын

It's a staple, for sure.

Obsessed with the fact that almost every crucifixion is preceded by the cast chanting "Crucify him!" or "String him up!" in perfect chorus.

@elizabethsmith7224

10 ай бұрын

I mean that's the story in general. Jesus was yelled at a mocked leading up to his death.

@jortsofficial173

10 ай бұрын

@@elizabethsmith7224 There is a difference between a crowd mocking a man and a perfectly in unison "Crucify him! Crucify him!" That's more so the funny part rather than the Christian mythology itself.

@dumbumbumbum8649

10 ай бұрын

@@jortsofficial173 I assume it’s a reference to Jesus Christ Superstar

@PeanutTechno

9 ай бұрын

Idea: Every Production of the Church Play Cinematic Universe all at once, but they're all timed so that the crucifixions all synch up perfectly

@JordanNone-ul3oc

9 ай бұрын

I think it's kind of just a church play thing? Like I can remember the church I grew up in having plays in which they chanted "crucify him" in unison. Evidently, that's what churches take from "they all yelled to crucify him" or whatever the exact Bible verse is.

My jaw dropped at Sulu's part. That poor man

It has been over a year, and I have still not recovered from Jenny calling us all out for our (what should have been) secret Kermit the Frog impressions.

“It is finished” -Captain Jack Sparrow, as he is crucified on a ship sail This is absolutely insane and I’m so ready to binge all of these

@jman809

Жыл бұрын

He's alive! I thought he forgot his KZread password

@jockeyfield1954

Жыл бұрын

can't wait for when freddy fazbear gets crucified on the fnaf 1 door

@judyh3707

Жыл бұрын

@@jockeyfield1954 omg fnaf would be perfect for their 2023 Easter play...

@atomicdancer

Жыл бұрын

No disrespect to Captain Savior, but "It is finished," is not as cool an exit line as: 'Ello, beastie!

@thealmightycouch311

Жыл бұрын

@@atomicdancer You can't beat the original Jack Sparrow

HUGE missed opportunity that they didn't go with "walk the plank" only for him to walk on water

@redgarlicbred6228

Жыл бұрын

OMG yes lmao that would've have been hilarious

@0Fyrebrand0

Жыл бұрын

You have to be careful with Water Walking. If World of Warcraft has taught me anything, if you activate it too early while falling from a great height, the water counts as "ground" and you can die from fall damage. I suppose that's not as much of a concern for Jesus/Simba/Batman though.

I do love in the Avengers one, Black Widow is just waving her guns around all the time.

I come back to this video every now and then and i just remembered seeing the loki call me maybe parody lyrics on tumblr years ago, they just took the lyrics from an old tumblr post istg

If this church still does these Easter plays. Can’t wait to see them do a Mario play where we see Bowser and the Koopas crucifying Mario on a cross

@nathandavis2377

10 ай бұрын

They do. This year they did "Beauty and the Beaster" and belle gets crucified. The post crucifixion lament is free bird. And everyone sings time warp from the rocky horror show together. Iconic all around.

@jordanplayz5637

9 ай бұрын

I would KILL for this one blu-ray

@LifesNeverHumDrum

8 ай бұрын

Would the crucifix be a warp pipe or a flag pole

@SentientIrisu

7 ай бұрын

​@@LifesNeverHumDrumFLAG POLE.

@SentientIrisu

7 ай бұрын

Mario died for our sins. Yahoo...

"Bonus points for the pyrotechnics when Christ rises out of the dumpster" This is one of my new favorite out-of-context statements.

@itsbrewsky5519

Жыл бұрын

Damn, you beat me to it

@larissapienaar2436

Жыл бұрын

Mine is ‘Jack Sparrow is a questionable stand-in for Jesus’ 😂 😂 😂

@Nickfitzpatrino

Жыл бұрын

@@larissapienaar2436great choice! my all-time favorite moment was when Iron Man was being hung on the cross and they seemlessly transitioned from Loki's rendition of "It's the End of the World as We Know It" into a crucified Iron Man singing "Tubthumping" by Chumbawumba in a brilliant mashup. What a moment.

I love how Winnipeg is building itself up as a cultural center in the middle of nowhere. They have an active drama and comedy scene that gets bigger every year. Unfortunately, that means there will be more of...this.

@menderbug1

5 ай бұрын

What do you mean "unfortunately"?! That sounds like a true blessing!

@bogwife7942

5 ай бұрын

*fortunately

Bro I watched the Joy Story one and in the sermon afterwards the pastor says he thought Gaston was ‘awesome’ and ‘the hero’ of Beauty and the Beast 👌

I love the idea that the references are so dated that many of the kids in the audience will never have seen them before. Then, some day down the line, they’ll see another reference to that piece of culture and feel totally baffled that someone is making an allusion to their church’s feverish Easter plays.

@kayzee_bee

Жыл бұрын

i literally snorted reading this lmaooo the idea of that is so funny

@happninmojo

Жыл бұрын

This is exactly what I would do if I were trying to be a hip pastor appealing to the kids. I want the children of my flock to one day be out in the world (probably in Canada) and hear someone tell Russel Peter's routine verbatim and think "did these people watch my church's Passion plays online" and "why are they so enamored with my pastor's stereotypical Chinese voice?". This should be the goal of every holy man.

@timothymclean

Жыл бұрын

Realistically, they'll probably realize that an international television program or whatever probably wouldn't reference a local church parody play, and assume there was a third source both drew from. If not, they'd be corrected as soon as they said something about it to someone more worldly. Your version is funnier though.

@thisisasign9662

Жыл бұрын

@@timothymclean yeah, I know. But a man can dream…

@howdypardner6278

Жыл бұрын

i've thought abt this with kidz bop,, how many kids whose parents didn't let them listen to the original versions growing up just think those are the real lyrics

I can’t process the backwards logic of renaming Marty “Jesse” just to sing Jesse’s Girl instead of just changing the song to “Marty’s Girl”

@3000spiders

Жыл бұрын

To be fair "marty's girl" doesn't sound quite as good with the music IMO. But there are a truckload of confusing choices in these shows

@Will-en6zj

Жыл бұрын

I might be remembering wrong, but it could be because it's easier to hit the high note in the chorus with the "Eh" sound. Also, "M" is a hard vowel to start a high note on if you're going for a quick attack. Plus, the first syllable ends with an "r" sound, which sounds ugly if you over-pronounce it, but you have to also make sure it comes through within the span of an eighth note. It wouldn't be impossible to sing, but it would be hard to give it that same detached feeling the original chorus had.

@snugglebunny5000

Жыл бұрын

Could be a reference to The Tree of Jesse which is the genealogy of Jesus

@leow.2162

Жыл бұрын

They should have gone with Hey Mickey. They also should have named him Mickey.

@AnnDVine

Жыл бұрын

it also sounds more like Jesus

The Jenny Nicholson Church Play Cinematic Universe video is my favorite Easter movie

It would have been peak meta humor if they did a parody of "Life of Brian" rather than the The Holy Grail. They could say they were reclaiming it or something.

I am happy to report that the Church of the Rock is still going strong in 2023, with an excellent rendition of "Beauty and the Beast", featuring yet another performance of Call Me Maybe, Gaston pulverizing Belle with a log battering ram, and a stirring performance of Freebird as the crucifixion lament. 11/10 live experience.

@yourstruly9013

Жыл бұрын

Additional fun facts: they brought in kpop to this year’s production with Gaston performing BTS’s “Butter” and the village ensemble did Rocky Horror’s “Time Warp” just straight up. Iconic

@amberphillips3421

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely incredible. Thank you for reporting in

@ashriihi

Жыл бұрын

I'm fucking crying, thank you for this.

@quinevere

Жыл бұрын

did they give a shout-out to Jenny? they should 😂

@4pl3x34

Жыл бұрын

​@yourstruly9013 rocky horror show in the church easter play... much to contemplate

Suggestion: “Mean Girls”. Jesus is Cady, and she gets crucified to the front of a bus after the burn book stuff comes out. The post-crucifixion lament is “Girlfriend” by Avril Lavigne.

@carrot-lime

Жыл бұрын

The resurrection is obviously the prom scene.

@jadeharley7190

Жыл бұрын

Noooo crucifixtion would happen after the “she doesn’t even go here scene” bc that way you have everyone there to yell crucify her LMAO

@carrot-lime

Жыл бұрын

@@jadeharley7190 yeah, that’s actually better.

@idankatz8085

Жыл бұрын

Stop giving them ideas!

@somefreshbread

Жыл бұрын

On Wednesdays we kill God

"EVERYBODY DANCE NOW" TOOK ME OUT

I don't know how to describe how deeply canadian these plays are

I can’t decide whether the Christian Gangnam Style rendition or the female nazi singing Adele is my favorite

@OfficialPrettyLittleLiars

Жыл бұрын

Also the electric guitar guy actually has some SPICE to him and deserved even more time

@thinkhector

Жыл бұрын

How does that sentence even truthfully exist?

@georgekerscher5355

Жыл бұрын

r/brandnewsentences

@discordlexia2429

Жыл бұрын

What a line.

@ramywiles

Жыл бұрын

This is an absolutely WILD comment to see when I'm only two minutes in, bless you for leaving it

I get so sucked into Jenny's commentary that I forget that one of the characters in this play is going to get horribly and hilariously crucified in just a few short moments.

@dickbuttkis

Жыл бұрын

Back from the future's crucifixion made me spit my drink

@nemo-zl1vm

Жыл бұрын

It's so jarring. Other than some questionable racial stereotyping, these plays are so anodyne, squeaky clean and super cheesy. Then boom, one of the characters is fucking dead from crucifixion. I get that they gotta do it, it being an Easter play and all, but how weird would that be without the context of religion? Like, you're watching a cutesy kids' cartoon about talking farm animals and then the farmer casually chops off Mr. Chicken's head; it's just whiplash tone shifts.

@gatesunn

Жыл бұрын

it's funny every time

@bucketofparts

Жыл бұрын

@@nemo-zl1vm you don't "GOTTA" do it...my church as a kid had way more subtle Easter plays with completely original material. I wouldn't say the writing was great, but it was better than this dreck. No crucifixions, except maybe allegorical. I think our congregation would have been pretty offended to see Jack Sparrow or Tony Stark made literally into Jesus. Of course, the youth pastor who wrote our plays turned out to be a child molester, so...you win some, you lose some, I guess.

@eatmyphatphuckingass

Жыл бұрын

@@dickbuttkis 💀💀 genuinely thought it was parody

As a born and raised Winnipegger i can most definitely confirm that those street images on the screen for The Avenger are, in fact, pics of actual places/streets in Winnipeg. And yeah, we love Shawarma but also IIRC Shawarma was mentioned either in an actual scene, a deleted scene, or a blooper from The Avengers. I also remember a post credits scene of the Avengers eating Shawarma.💀

Love seeing everyone coming back to this around Easter. Annual tradition

"Bonus points for the pyrotechnics when Christ rises out of the dumpster." A brand new sentence.

@Zzzk23

Жыл бұрын

HAHAHHA

@loekust

Жыл бұрын

this whole video is so quotable omg

@spencercorpuz

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahah

@jimc.goodfellas226

Жыл бұрын

There's almost no way that sentence had ever been uttered before in human history

@boomingbob1579

Жыл бұрын

This whole video is things you can’t make up

I cannot tell you how much “ I may look like a cat, but I feel like a woman! “ Has changed my life

@zombie..

Жыл бұрын

Let’s go girls!

@nailinthefashion

Жыл бұрын

the dean watching the dalmatian bodybuilder hoping it didn't awaken anything in him vibes

@Anna-en8mq

Жыл бұрын

She said ALLEY CAT… I lost it, the world shifted

@oliviasayshi7517

Жыл бұрын

I just wanna know what they did to the lyrics...

Unironically I love the mashup of REM and Chumbawumba in the Avengers one.

The captain Jack crucifixion is my absolute favorite. The spotlight, the ship turning around... True artistry

Catwoman using a very forced line of dialogue to start up “I Feel Like A Woman” was nothing short of euphoric

@raygedd9693

Жыл бұрын

I’m in love with this Catwoman

@pengoschwortz4734

Жыл бұрын

As soon as I heard “FEEL like a woman” I immediately felt threatened

i love how they inadvertently made simba and nala lesbians. good for them.

@esper6119

Жыл бұрын

I WASN'T GONNA SAY ANYTHING LMAO

@cinderellaskeleton6720

Жыл бұрын

Actually i think they might be a straight couple but simba is trans, considering he's played by a woman but is still called a boy.

@OpalBLeigh

Жыл бұрын

@@cinderellaskeleton6720 Aw, still good for them!

@sarcardinal

Жыл бұрын

@@cinderellaskeleton6720 good point! still a win.

@MiloKuroshiro

Жыл бұрын

@@cinderellaskeleton6720 that's what's I was going to say. Transmasc Simba is Canon in the churchplay universe

The great year 2023 saw our favorite post-crucifixion lamentist as Mrs Potts from Beauty and the Beast singing Free Bird. Chef's kiss.

1:11:24 me when the easter play has timone talk about how great it is that he doesnt have a wife and also part of his costume is that he is wearing a rainbow lei: 👀🤨🔎🤔

@paranoidlizard6338

5 ай бұрын

Oh yeah i totally forgot, the outfit he’s wearing with the grass skirt in all is specifically from the part of the movie where timone is distracting the hyenas by “dressing in drag and doing the hula” so he is actively performing as his drag-sona throughout this play

the way Mary delivers "there is an emptiness in my soul" in front of a giant fake pirate ship is so perfect

@milktea6676

Жыл бұрын

Honestly if people don’t convert after that idk what’s going to happen 😂

@ConvincingPeople

Жыл бұрын

In a highly suggestive fashion for seemingly no reason, as well.

@luiysia

Жыл бұрын

@@ConvincingPeople she's probably supposed to be mary magdalene

@VVVU2x

Жыл бұрын

What is also perfect is how the costume of Zazu doesnt even look like him,its a Halloween costume of the Fruit Loops bird.

@tawumpas

Жыл бұрын

I should probably just tweet you this. but I regularly binge your channel, especially your Scooby-Doo series review. Sundays Best has become one of my favorite musicians, thanks for giving them a spot. You are helping me rekindle my relationship with my sister who enjoys alot of Disney but not technical film stuff, which is what I enjoy. Your approach or style makes her laugh and you got us watching \(๑╹◡╹๑)ﾉ♬

Man, crucifying Michael Jackson the year after his actual death barely breaks the top 10 of questionable decisions in this series.

@EternamDoov

Жыл бұрын

Comparing him to their prophet is the most fucked up bit. He was a paedophile

@FFMgamingtv

Жыл бұрын

It's probably not even top 5 from that play alone

@christineherrmann205

Жыл бұрын

Like... choosing Michael Jackson for that analogy in the first place?

@isettophonfire

Жыл бұрын

He would have still been alive at that point too which is funnier

@humanpotato17

Жыл бұрын

and then tossing his body in a dumpster after, like.... who allowed this??

"bonus points for the pyrotechnics when christ rises out of the dumpster" is one hell of a sentence

This video is better than most full-length movies released lately

The guy who softly whispers ‘oh no!’ when Captain Jack gets crucified at 9:07 has a special place in my heart

@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484

Жыл бұрын

Too pure for this multiverse

@Griffin1171-love-you-all

Жыл бұрын

He believed it.

@sandifeola9385

Жыл бұрын

that was so pure

@BenjiFriedman

Жыл бұрын

1:09:38

Jenny: Robin of the Hood Me: Oh No. Jenny: If the title makes you nervous, that's a good impulse. Me: Oh NO.

@stephenwilliams203

Жыл бұрын

Lmao, same!

@karaswentowsky7493

Жыл бұрын

I had the same reaction! Had to pause to give into my laughing fit immediately so I wouldn't miss anything.

@Michael-tw7rw

Жыл бұрын

OH YEAH!!!!!

@rach_laze

Жыл бұрын

OK but Men in Tights did it first and much better and yet somehow worse

@Kennie0124

Жыл бұрын

Ditto... LMAO.

38:55 The "NOT Welcome to HELL Valley" sign is the kind of attention to detail that sets these productions apart.

this made me experience crying from laughter, crying from despair and crying from sadness all at once