LAUREN: When the Queen returns from her crafts, I'll tell her the truth. You must be gone by then - you _and_ your friends, I will _not_ have their glue on my hands. Go as far away as you can, with as many men as you can. Because wherever you go, Thea's wrath will follow you. NICOLE: And what of _my_ wrath, Lauren? You should have taken the series for yourself. Alyissa told me about the day Party 101 fell: she was holding the Iron Fitting and you made her give it up. All you needed to do was pick it up yourself. Such a sad mistake. LAUREN: I've made many mistakes in my life, but that wasn't one of them. NICOLE: Oh, but it _was_ . When you play the game of homes, you win or you D.I.Y. There is no middle ground.

@swimmyswim417

3 жыл бұрын

New party idea: celebrating the assassination of your enemies. I bet Hallmark’s got a gift basket for that.

@threegenders201

3 жыл бұрын

_The Laurensters send their regards_

@ItzaMystri

3 жыл бұрын

@Repomeister I like the way you think lmao

@stephysteph8558

3 жыл бұрын

I was going to read without upvoting and then I got to "When you play the game of homes, you win or you D.I.Y." curse you

@ShaunCheah

3 жыл бұрын

"Valar morghulis." "Valar sētegon."

Conspiracy theory: this is a fake show for characters in hallmark movies to watch in filler scenes

@deliat7478

3 жыл бұрын

Welp, I will now watch all the Hallmark movies to find this

@alexanderstark9827

3 жыл бұрын

I think you're onto something

@Aphrothena1221

3 жыл бұрын

Someone let me know if this is true

@macgirl1234

3 жыл бұрын

Omg brilliant. This series could have been a prequel to a hallmark movie TBH. Nicole makes like one video a week for a craft video channel but still lives in a really nice house and has her own office. Until. Thia. She's just an intern. Nicole is showing her the ropes, warning her to stay away from alcoholic Lauren. One day, Nicole is late so Thia offers to do a test shoot for one of her videos...

@ConnorBailey

3 жыл бұрын

This makes way too much sense to not be true. With how bad those videos are I would not be surprised at all if they were just supposed to be used as B-roll footage.

"I mean it's one hot chocolate mix, Michael. How much could it cost? $30?"

@fossilfighters101

3 жыл бұрын

+

@matthewbartke4424

3 жыл бұрын

It's organic.

@jenl7094

3 жыл бұрын

Go buy yourself a Star War

@BrynnBeverly

3 жыл бұрын

Wait when did she mention $30 chocolate mix? lol

@demenntedDolphinn

3 жыл бұрын

@@BrynnBeverly after the patreons

I’m just a woman…with a large statement necklace and a bag of tequila bottles, standing in front of a confused hardware store employee, asking where the fitting department is

@maddielopez8625

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@annabenson5684

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@octavianschaefer7294

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like the start of a lifeti- oh wait

@amandamatheson1615

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@selenamcmahan9234

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a Karen origin story

I hope Nicole somehow knows that every time I open a bottle of red blend at my bartending job, I hear her slightly condescending yet still work-professional "screw top, my favorite" inside my mind

@Vi_Vi_1

11 ай бұрын

I had to open one the other day and the ghost of Nicole's memory definitely haunted me 😂

@nataliedelorenzo4644

7 ай бұрын

Every. Single. Time.

@athenaphillip81

7 ай бұрын

Every time I grab a cheap bottle from the liquor store I cannot stop myself from whispering “screw top. My favorite”

@smalltime0

6 ай бұрын

you sort of cant hear it

@owenleal

2 ай бұрын

I thought I was the only one...

As a former college RA this is exactly what it’s like. The fake enthusiasm, the crafting, the dark betrayal, etc.

@ThreadBomb

3 жыл бұрын

wtf is an ra

@ashwinp5518

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThreadBomb Resident Assistant

@frostyskeletons8950

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThreadBomb Resident Assistant. Essentially a 19 year old that babysits the 18 year olds in college dorms

@philp521

3 жыл бұрын

I was an RA, too, but I only did it so I could live out my freshman year dream of being able to tell the loud people down the hall (there are always loud people down the hall) to quiet down.

@crypticscrutiny1153

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah? Whatever bruh.

The disappointment in Jenny's voice when she said "It's not even in a cauldron, Lauren" was palpable

@Yngvolkayno

3 жыл бұрын

I need that line on a t-shirt.

@Caroline28483

3 жыл бұрын

@@Yngvolkayno We all do, Kasey

@ejones789

3 жыл бұрын

It made me burst out laughing so hard I almost spilled my soup

@acehealer4212

3 жыл бұрын

Favorite part of the video

@roguerambles4387

3 жыл бұрын

Jenny coming for Lauren and her lack of cauldrons.

Step 1: Put water in a wine bottle Step 2 (OPTIONAL): Tie a ribbon on it Step 3: Be rude to Lauren

@vampirelibrarian777

Жыл бұрын

step 3 is NOT OPTIONAL

@Roddy556

8 ай бұрын

It's like it's supposed to be a comedy sketch but it's not.

@riqrimoli

5 ай бұрын

in my mind it is

LMAO at this! I worked at Hallmark when they started making these videos. As per everything at Hallmark, I think the project began with the best of intentions and devolved into a morass of rapidly shifting strategic directions that rendered the entire content strategy DOA. Fun fact: At the time this video was shot, Nicole was either No. 2 or No. 3 Creative Director in all of Hallmarkland. Hence the awkward power dynamic with the other folks in the video who are obviously super nervous about saying the wrong thing.

@ruthsagers1714

Жыл бұрын

That REALLY helps shed some light on the general dynamic here. AND makes more sense for the Lauren/Nicole dynamic - Lauren DOESN'T seem nervous about being around her. And I don't think Nicole likes that...

@neolexiousneolexian6079

Жыл бұрын

​@@ruthsagers1714 Honestly I think that kinda makes Lauren look like a badass.

@Kat-gp6gj

Жыл бұрын

I want to hear more about the crazy stuff going on behind the scenes at Hallmark!

@felixworks

Жыл бұрын

@@neolexiousneolexian6079 Either Lauren has complete confidence in the security of her job, or she just doesn't care about it lol.

@d_alistair-years

Жыл бұрын

@@ruthsagers1714 It could also explain Nicole’s snide comments about clean crockery and utensils cos perhaps the staff hadn’t done a decent cleaning job

Martha Stewart: “Put dry ice in a second bowl under your serving bowl to make it look spooky, not in the actual drink, because that’s extremely dangerous.” Lauren: “So just put the dry ice right in the punch because honestly who wants to live forever around people like Nicole.”

@wppb50

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously! There was a college bar in my hometown doing "spooky" dry ice drinks a few years back. Some coed had to have her stomach removed.

@Shoulderpads-mcgee

3 жыл бұрын

Them putting little chunks right in the cup!!! 😱

@user-ri2qn4qo4k

3 жыл бұрын

@@wppb50 Wait...they had to have their stomach REMOVED? 😱

@anonb4632

3 жыл бұрын

@@wppb50 We had someone like that here. It got in the MSM. Liquid nitrogen drinks.

@anonb4632

3 жыл бұрын

Is that Martha Stewart the jail bird? I'm a foreigner, I wouldn't recognise her... All these American women look the same to me.

Nicole through gritted teeth: This is my fRiEnD LaUrEn

@dkormos4

3 жыл бұрын

@Richard Trischka No one attended Nicole's wine tasting because they were out doing tequila shots with Lauren.

@morley364

3 жыл бұрын

The "it's cute" deadpan face at 10:56....my god, did this woman kill your parents or something?!

@LaurenLaneCooks

3 жыл бұрын

@@dkormos4 YES! xx, Lauren

@conspirito872

3 жыл бұрын

@@LaurenLaneCooks OMG I'm starstruck! Lauren, I just want you to know that I've always been TeamLauren ever since I found out about Hallmark Crafts 3 hours ago! Nicole can have her wine, you and I both know that tequila is where it's at!

as a home depot employee the idea of a lady in a statement necklace showing me a tequila bottle and trying to describe a coupling is just cracking me up

@dwell7315

5 ай бұрын

as a Menards employee I second this, very funny mental image

OMG I laughed SO hard!! After spending 43 years in the Television Industry let me assure you that Lauren IS the wife of a Hallmark executive!! Great video Jennifer!

@turkicnomad5632

8 ай бұрын

god I hope this is true, because it answers the final question we’ve been piecing together from all the hallmark staff showing up in the comment for years. this is why Lauren is fearless in front of Nicole. it all makes sense.

@barbarakeyser6415

4 күн бұрын

And apparently is a food blogger and was on the Easy bake competition series on Netflix ...

“screw top. my favorite.” was such a unnecessary passive aggressive phrase lolol

@FGSFDS

3 жыл бұрын

I straight up cackled at that 😂

@jean-paulaudette9246

3 жыл бұрын

I usually look for the kind with an expiration date.

@alphakakcmeddlakadoofahkii3362

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, had a good laugh thanks to it.

@alanscott4846

3 жыл бұрын

I prefer if mine is in a box, but I am fancy like that.

@jean-paulaudette9246

3 жыл бұрын

@@alanscott4846 D.I.Y. Pro-Tip: After emptying the plastic bag inside, you can blow it up, and use it as a pillow!

“Lauren just likes tequila because it’s low carb” Oh my god, that’s evil

@cocoabutt1711

3 жыл бұрын

No Lauren doesn’t worry about carbs. She needs tequila to get through the shoot with Nicole.

@BoredInNW6

3 жыл бұрын

It was at that moment that Lauren knew Nicole had to die

@xww6849

3 жыл бұрын

@@BoredInNW6 Oh my god, Lauren was working with Thea the whole time

@terrabelle9937

3 жыл бұрын

9:38

@Reptonious

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, what the hell??? There's no subtlety at all that's just mean lol.

“No wine bottles” has the same energy as “green is not a creative color”

@onecoolghoul

Жыл бұрын

God, imagine a green wine bottle

@AudreysKitchen

Жыл бұрын

Lmao it really does

@hughcaldwell1034

Жыл бұрын

Got to admit, it reminded me of myself with my home cocktail bar offering "Anything you want to drink, I probably have." "Cool, can I have a beer?" "Anything except for that extremely common thing."

@Entbark

Жыл бұрын

I can see a ladder leaning on a log!

@Entbark

Жыл бұрын

I might be the only other person in the world whose Venn diagram overlaps there.

"So that's the craft! The craft is over."

@jean-paulaudette9246

Жыл бұрын

There's a lot of gold there, to mine. My favorite may be "the Worst Reality Show." Or at least my most often viewed.

@lxjoe96

Жыл бұрын

My favourite videos are her analyses of low quality literature, specifically "trigger warning" and "Trapped in a Island with Josh Hutcherson"

@BRUXXUS

9 ай бұрын

There make be snakes! @@lxjoe96

@edwardboyd3660

16 күн бұрын

LOL, SAME

@vitinamorabito7283

12 күн бұрын

An excellent idea friend.

I think the editor wanted someone to see what they saw.

@logicaloverdrive8197

3 жыл бұрын

The editor is locked in a room and needs help, and shitty editing is the only way

@audri1273

2 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@logicaloverdrive8197

2 жыл бұрын

@@audri1273 just like the editor

@Sentientmatter8

2 жыл бұрын

It was a cry for help 😂😂😂

@sw3aty_forte

9 күн бұрын

Lmao

The Spider in the background radiates a very powerful energy that makes me feel things that I can’t describe

@mariodicesare5518

3 жыл бұрын

is it a combination of fear, lust and religions devotion which I have dubbed "fustotion?" b/c that's a normal response to giant stuffed spiders imo.

@Bayard1503

3 жыл бұрын

Oh I thought it was a lobster... it was making me hungry.

@nhall129

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for speaking this truth

@TealAstronaut

3 жыл бұрын

Fear

@Jayk-kz7sh

3 жыл бұрын

That’s probably the same energy that made the place Jenny got it from take it away from their business lol

Just watched Netflix's "Easy Bake Battle" and saw someone /really familiar/ and I cannot believe I figured out it was Lauren from Hallmark! She has quit Hallmark, and works as a "food blogger" now, and it was such a fun trip trying to confirm all this from my phone last night.

@Maximumoverbite

Жыл бұрын

Now I have a reason to watch Easy Bake Battle!!

@skippythealien9627

Жыл бұрын

she probably quit Hallmark because of all the uncomfortable tension with Nicole lol

@colleenroberts8202

Жыл бұрын

Has Jenny seen this comment?? JENNY, LAUREN'S ALIVE

@Idontexisthihi001

8 ай бұрын

Nice to see she found something better.

@jamesdrummond7684

10 күн бұрын

she's also in the comments!

Jennys genuine utter confusion where she exclaims : “you *learned* how to put water in a bottle from a trip to Italy” was so funny its making me cry

Hey yo, I’m Alyissa! And I’ll never live the $30 thing down 😭. Retakes? What are thooooose?

@laerin7931

3 жыл бұрын

Did you mean to say that it cost you around $3 total? Or was it just some really high-quality chocolate?

@alyissaj2619

3 жыл бұрын

@@laerin7931 honestly I was talking about a big party (and I always go all out for parties) not a two person one. But I actually spent zero dollars because Hallmark paid for it!

@laerin7931

3 жыл бұрын

@@alyissaj2619 Thanks!

@sarajanewebster5321

3 жыл бұрын

Omggggg hi! How did you end up finding this video? Hope it was fun to watch!

@GamerMeg

3 жыл бұрын

Wherever you get your $30 got chocolate, sign me up.

I feel like Lauren's little trip to Italy was probably with Nicole's ex-husband.

@jamesmoseley5428

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently that trip “was amazing!” She looked right at Nicole when she said that

@low-keybi6539

3 жыл бұрын

Eye- the spice with these women is real

@RandomTomatoSoup

3 жыл бұрын

She's my fave

@Neo_Geisha

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@DBSG1976

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome!!!

I think of the phrase "i'm gonna doctor it up with some grapes" like four times a week

@TitularHeroine

Жыл бұрын

Thanks, because now that I've seen your comment I will have to too! Ah well....

Jenny 3 years later and this still slaps. So funny.

@nathanprime2434

8 күн бұрын

I literally come back to watch this at least once every 10 months

@SethInNYC

5 күн бұрын

Right?!?!

@_____snake

2 күн бұрын

I thought i was the only one!!!

I feel like Jenny is dressed like she’s about to tell me she senses a presence in my house, perhaps by describing a heavy feeling in her chest

@dndboy13

3 жыл бұрын

maybe get a Radon detector?

@bydstc1904

3 жыл бұрын

I understood that reference ^_^

@AgentMS

3 жыл бұрын

Many doors will be installed incorrectly on this night

@s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657

3 жыл бұрын

*walks by a shrine with candles and a photograph of a young woman* I feel...a heavy presence. Has...has somebody died?

@rondorondo557

3 жыл бұрын

There's a minimum of three guests from Hallmark's youtube channel that she can feel.

Ok but seriously: "Screw top, my favorite. 🙄", "Smells better than tequila. 😒", "Lauren just likes tequila because it's *low* *carb.* 🙃" WHAT VENDETTA DOES NICOLE HAVE AGAINST THIS WOMAN??

@nulnoh219

3 жыл бұрын

Desperate housewife plots come to mind.

@jasonblalock4429

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I lost it at "Screw top, my favorite." DAMN.

@RichieAppel

3 жыл бұрын

Nicole wasn’t invited to the pool party Lauren threw a few months back and is still salty over it. Also, she may or may not be fooling around with Lauren’s husband. 😬

@PoochieCollins

3 жыл бұрын

@@RichieAppel hahaha

@iWhacko

3 жыл бұрын

I think she may have slept with her man :P

Jenny being one of two people to like the comment “it’s spilling” has me DYING for some reason.

My theory is that Lauren had a craft that was simply "changing the color of a balloon with paint" and Nicole drew the line there.

“For this craft you can use any bottle you like.” “I like wine bottles.” “NO NICOLE NOT WINE BOTTLES.” I actually died.

@LaurenLaneCooks

3 жыл бұрын

But the wine bottles would tip over and kill Nicole....I'd feel bad. xx, Lauren from the super helpful tips video

@ViolentAurora

3 жыл бұрын

I like though that she started off talking about tequila. How she just had them all over her house lol and then suddenly shes a wine drinker and is using wine bottles. They can't even have linear conversations lol I think they're dimension slipping as we watch the video and that's why they dont make sense

@nicolehh7099

3 жыл бұрын

​@@LaurenLaneCooks I 💗 you Lauren Lane. Please don't burn me with a moltov cocktail. We have tequila to drink and LOADS of comments to read! 🤣

@Matio25091

3 жыл бұрын

8:20 for those wondering

@ThreadBomb

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, people on the internet are real people!

As a Hallmark employee, I can say that this video accurately depicts how this company is run.

@veilenedream5825

3 жыл бұрын

spencer you have to find out about their fued and get back to us

@meganchambers8108

3 жыл бұрын

Passive aggressive waspy ladies coming by ur desk to make digs at you? Lmao I kinda want a reality show of that

@spencerries500

3 жыл бұрын

@@veilenedream5825 will do.

@Costumerchx

3 жыл бұрын

@@meganchambers8108 baroness Von Sketch

@commandercaptain4664

3 жыл бұрын

Where did Nicole go... *looks at food* ... WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH NICOLE?????

Lauren and Nicole need their own show where they act as two buddy cops who have to try to act like they’re learning to like each other but actually they just still silently hate each other.

@voidfly

7 ай бұрын

I'm screaming

@jamesdrummond7684

10 күн бұрын

they're hardly silent about it

@purplecobra5218

15 сағат бұрын

And then they eventually hate-bang

@jamesdrummond7684

15 сағат бұрын

@@purplecobra5218 we were all waiting for it.

I just realized Jenny's genius intentionality following the 5:35 bit. She comments how they refuse to do another take, and then proceeds to "make a mistake" related to her hair and doesn't redo the take. Amazing note of detail.

@TenshiLove5

10 ай бұрын

Omg I never realized that. What brilliance

@user-x7dc2pq7n

6 ай бұрын

This video is better written than most movies nowadays

“Hey guys, it’s Thea...” But for real, this video made my night and I’m so glad someone sent it to me. Thanks for dissecting our silly little videos!

@LixiaWinter

3 жыл бұрын

Where did you hide the body? 🤣🤣🤣

@-ooooooooooo

3 жыл бұрын

Jenny, she's onto you. Should we flood the building?

@TheLaughingDove

3 жыл бұрын

EVERYBODY SCATTER

@themysteriousplutonian7955

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly the fact that you replied made my night.

@philiproszak1678

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for replying! It's awesome to know you saw this. Happy Halloween 🦇

anyone remember that tumblr post about the 'fun pizza' that was basically watermelon and fruit pizza that no kid at the birthday party wanted to eat and the mom got upset about it? this is giving me fun pizza energy

@annasaringer3729

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my goddd that post is so depressing it legit always brings me down

@TheAirBear2000

3 жыл бұрын

It doesn't hold a candle to the real thing, but honestly I'd eat that fun pizza.

@lulucool45

3 жыл бұрын

i've never seen that post but honestly that sounds like a great summer treat...

@daniellel230

3 жыл бұрын

This brought back so many memories I looked it up and read it again I totally forgot about that

@daniellel230

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly fun pizza energy

fun fact: the guest with nicole for the headband craft was an adjunct at my art school. her name is kelly and she's super nice.

Jenny’s mind is like a prism through which the most banal and depressing corporate detritus is transformed into something hilarious and insightful. We truly do not deserve her ❤

@kateinthegrass

5 ай бұрын

this comment should be in the louvre

@GarmrKiDar

Ай бұрын

it's like a lens, except unlike a lens it's not black and light can go through it and be magnified by it!

@leahtv7778

15 күн бұрын

No, we do!

@peterkierst2744

9 күн бұрын

Exactly right! Thanks for putting it into words!

@retcon1991

7 күн бұрын

Beautifully put and utterly true!

Nicole: How does this smell? Lauren: Not bad. Because it's c l e a n this is so clearly Lauren trying to take a jab at Nicole for something that happened as part of their barely-offscreen feud, i'm dying

@flora-tea

3 жыл бұрын

I got the exact same vibes from those remarks XD

@vitriolicAmaranth

3 жыл бұрын

SMELLS BETTER THAN DIRTY STINKY OL TEQUILA, LAUREN I CAN BARELY STAND THE ROTTEN LOW-CARB STENCH OF TEQUILA. WHEN THE BAD SMELLS OF TEQUILA CAUSE ME TO BARF, IT'S LIKE AUTOMATIC PORTION CONTROL BECAUSE IT'S SOOOO STINKY.

@MariWakocha

3 жыл бұрын

OMG IT IS! These videos gets better every time you watch them! I also love when Nicole says it smells better than tequila and Lauren goes "woooow"

@BigBearMan

3 жыл бұрын

See, I interpret that comment from Lauren as being like "Are you really trying to say I just brought in smelly old tequila bottles without even cleaning them?! Really?!"

@1WEareBUFO1

3 жыл бұрын

.... don't drink tequila , then?

"Lauren only like tequila because it's low carb" *HOLY SHIT*

@dancincoolkid

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao right?? Besides vodka has the least amount of carbs, so if she really cared about that, she'd drink vodka. Not that I'd know...or anything...

@squeakboy3666

3 жыл бұрын

@@dancincoolkid 👁👁

@Lucifersfursona

3 жыл бұрын

@@dancincoolkid I mean you made me feel better about my vodka preferences

@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick

2 жыл бұрын

I’m surprised that was left in the video.

@CharlieApples

2 жыл бұрын

This shit is going to be featured on a murder investigation in a year

Nicole: "I'm here with my friend Thea." Thea: "I'm here with my friend Alyssa." Am I the only one who thought Alyssa was going to take over five episodes later?

@christaacree9759

Жыл бұрын

She would have, but hallmark saw the bloodshed and stopped it in the rein of Thea first in her name

@raskeroverisen6592

Жыл бұрын

we were robbed.

@TheFiresloth

Жыл бұрын

That's season 6.

The irony is that getting labels off wine bottles require soaking in hot water, scraping with a razor and getting the adhesive off with Goo-Gone-there’s your project.

@nicoruppert4207

2 ай бұрын

Or you can just rub it for a veeeeeery long time (I suffered greatly havind to do this)

The fact that the hallmark video crew is lurking in the comment sections makes this video 10x better

@Myllkka

3 жыл бұрын

OMG ITS TRUE

@heretic3334

3 жыл бұрын

Alyssa and Thea are here hahahahaha this is too gold xD

@BD-zg7is

3 жыл бұрын

who?!

@AngelicRamen

3 жыл бұрын

What??????

@or1nr1n

3 жыл бұрын

@@AngelicRamen if you look through the comments section almost everyone from the video replied! alyssa, nicole and even thea!!

“Lauren just likes tequila because it’s low carb.” Oh you know that one got reported to H.R.

@John-vn9js

3 жыл бұрын

Lauren is probably drinking tequila out of Nicole's bedazzled skull.

@LaurenLaneCooks

3 жыл бұрын

@@John-vn9js LMAO!😂

@johnalogue9832

3 жыл бұрын

Hallmark Resources?

@stealthlock6634

3 жыл бұрын

Good comment pls get over 1k likes for me ok

@kendrahanna3285

3 жыл бұрын

Lauren Lane Lauren I don’t know you but I truly wish you all the happiness in the world, I hope I can be as good natured as you when I grow up, Happy Halloween!!

I actually got caught hella off guard when she said "i tend to have a LOT of empty tequila bottles around my house" while I was mid-drink of water and laughed it all over my shirt. That got me good. This is.... some of the best unintentional comedy I've seen in awhile. Reminds me of something Amy Poehler and Tiny Fey would've done as a skit on snl together back in the day. Except it's real....

I watched a cocktail competition show on Netflix, and one of the contestants used dry ice in their cocktail. One judge literally REFUSED to drink it bc the dry ice could get stuck to your throat, and you could DIE about it. I guess that just makes it extra spooky?

@mythandmayhem1134

15 күн бұрын

If your house doesn’t come with a ghost, homemade is fine

“Millennial friends who are getting dogs earlier” did I hear that right? As opposed to the “traditional” time when you would adopt dog? You know, once you are stable and in your thirties?

@zenithquasar9623

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it just sounds like settling down or having kids lmao!

@80Kpml08

3 жыл бұрын

I mean to be fair when you get your childhood dog/cat/first pet (the traditional entry to childhood) It teaches you responsibility, but the financial burden generally falls on your parents/guardians aaaannn... I have no idea where I was going with this, I love dogs/cats/first pets (yours included). Have a good life stranger XD

@benjaminshinar9509

3 жыл бұрын

Well, I think maybe? I can imagine that in a traditional mindset, you first have a kid, and then a dog as a pet for the kid. In a "Gen X" mindset, a couple gets a dog first, so it's treated as a big deal.

@penny1992

3 жыл бұрын

sounds like an Onion article

@alexmuller6752

3 жыл бұрын

stable in their thirties? hm.

nicole's backstory is that lauren pushed her mom off a cliff

@thelexicon7294

2 жыл бұрын

Loved her Before Lauren when she was just the fun-loving Stecole

@audri1273

2 жыл бұрын

Now she's gonna kidnap some wine bottles in revenge

@everyonesfavoritesidechara3816

2 жыл бұрын

She jumped

@audri1273

2 жыл бұрын

@@everyonesfavoritesidechara3816 she jumped she jumped she jumped she tried to pull me with her she jumped she JUMPED

@luiginastro8831

2 жыл бұрын

Like Disney's Cruella™

Sometimes “nO NICOLE NOT WINE BOTTLES” comes to me in the middle of a completely random task and I’ll have to stop and laugh to myself

I wanted to decorate my fridge, so I went on a major online retail sight and I found these things called kitchen magnets, I put them on the fridge door, who knew?? Wow such an easy project! You're welcome!!!

After watching this for the dozenth time or so, I think _my_ favorite detail is when Lauren stops herself from saying that putting Christmas lights in the wine bottle is "even more simple" and instead says "just as simple" because she obviously realizes nothing could be simpler than filling a bottle with water.

@zakesters

3 жыл бұрын

Oh that, and the _Banjo-Kazooie_ merch referred to in a previous video has finally surfaced.

@viddeliten

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, but it depends! Have you ever tried to fill the bottle under a tap with a very small sink? Making the angle at wich one must hold the bottle too great to actually fill it up?

when she was talking about how bad the spider headbands looked i 100% expected for her to be wearing one when it cut back lol

@0meAcat1

3 жыл бұрын

Woof! Missed opportunity

@vinceradical8910

3 жыл бұрын

headbands?? they are Fascinators thank you!!

@stephenleblanc4677

3 жыл бұрын

@@vinceradical8910 My comment exactly...AND I learned what a fascinator is by watching this video...more useful than the crafts.

@bombomos

2 жыл бұрын

I'm fucking dead XD

@screechwhisper

2 жыл бұрын

I would have died

Some of the best advice I’ve ever heard “drink rosé and don’t become angry” 😂

" Look at them, celebrating their treason" had me laughing uncontrollably

@VeteranVandal

10 ай бұрын

It's a genius line.

"Lauren just likes Tequila because it's low carb" - Things I'll never be able to stop quoting

@thatonelucariofan503

3 жыл бұрын

"Lauren just likes the blood of her enemies because it's low carb"

@sauercrowder

3 жыл бұрын

Btw alcohol is very high in calories and is even more likely to fatten you up than carbs

@lucidattf

3 жыл бұрын

@@sauercrowder yes this is true yes

@Khorne_of_the_Hill

3 жыл бұрын

@@sauercrowder Idk how some people don't realize that! For the record, carbs and protein have 4 calories a gram, alcohol has 7 cal/g, and fats have 9cal/g

@sauercrowder

3 жыл бұрын

And that's one reason hard seltzers suck

Lauren definitely went to Italy with Nicole's husband

@error4159

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, and they used her credit card.

@urbanagoge7598

2 жыл бұрын

Totes

@brianwarner2171

2 жыл бұрын

Only at Thea’s suggestion. She needed Lauren out of the way.

@DannyAndHisBro

2 жыл бұрын

Dead after this comment

@error4159

2 жыл бұрын

SMH, it's cutthroat at the Hallmark Channel

not only can dry ice seriously burn your lips, but if you're unlucky enough to accidentally ingest it, it can seriously burn your esophagus and stomach. terrible idea to mess around with it at all

@sw3aty_forte

9 күн бұрын

Yeah I was totally confused about that one. Did they not know how dangerous that stuff is..?

My spouse knows you exclusively by this video. He requests "that cocktail video" on the regular.

@kevins894

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

“Welcome to Jenny’s KZread channel I’m your host Thea”

@11tw48

3 жыл бұрын

THIS IS LIKE GAME OF THRONES

@lillianward2810

3 жыл бұрын

Duplicitous Thea!

@daneroberts1996

3 жыл бұрын

it's like a horror movie 😂

@Howlingd0g

3 жыл бұрын

I for one welcome our new Thea overlord.

@joellapuma8183

3 жыл бұрын

@@Howlingd0g We're now in a Theacracy.

Plot twist: this video was calculated on Jenny's part to put her on Hallmark's radar so they'd become interested in hiring her as a content developer, putting her in a prime position to create a warring "The Christmas Prince" universe, a la DC vs Marvel

@kglguy

3 жыл бұрын

This sounds surprisingly plausible.

@tattooeduglyguy3376

3 жыл бұрын

@@kglguy Jenny sus

I'm here because I'm making a game about space ship repair and I couldn't remember if I should call a part fittings or couplings. But I remembered that you taught me that in this video, so I knew if I rewatched it I would find the answer. Thanks.

@tailsfox45

18 күн бұрын

How's the game coming?

@TheScottWolcott

18 күн бұрын

@@tailsfox45 haha. on hiatus while i work on other games. Learning Godot though, it's really fun. starting to get the hang of it

The funniest bit still remains the zoom in on Alyssa's face at 14:02 when she calls her "THE DUPLICITOUS ALYSSA"

@MaxLennon

10 күн бұрын

May I suggest: "duplyssitous"

I used to work in a hardware store, and I gotta say having a lady come in with a bag full of tequila and wine bottles asking for a “fitting with a small part and a wider part on top” would have been the highlight of my week

@rovhalt6650

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@meepMepp

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot about the statement necklace, an important detail

@annabeatrizzimmermann7708

3 жыл бұрын

@@meepMepp the statement necklace is essencial lmao

@meepMepp

3 жыл бұрын

@@annabeatrizzimmermann7708 good point, very much agreed

@notjohnbruno1522

3 жыл бұрын

@@meepMepp how could I have forgotten the statement necklace

Jenny: a CEREAL party? Me: i've had a cereal party Jenny: this is a level of random celebration that I think only a college RA exhibits in the real world Me, a former college RA who had a cereal party at a res life function: oh

@mikaboatman1955

3 жыл бұрын

I have unfortunately also put on a cereal party program 💀

@jean-paulaudette9246

3 жыл бұрын

zing!

@thefamouscommenter

3 жыл бұрын

As a former RA I never did this but I remember one of my colleagues did and I really enjoyed it lmao

@guidetoanything

3 жыл бұрын

So..........what is a cereal party?

@haliaosorio

3 жыл бұрын

@@guidetoanything it's a way to trick college freshman to show up to a floor meeting by buying family sized boxes of lucky charms

A rather late addition but I have an answer for why the “I like wine bottles-“ “NO NICOLE NOT WINE BOTTLES” moment happened!! so thousands of people have posted a version of this diy, because humans have been putting oil in bottles and lighting it on fire for thousands of years, and several diys I’ve seen have said to avoid wine bottles because they’re tall. Taller bottles are harder to see over, so they’re not suited for putting on a table, but they’re also narrow around the base, so they’re easier to knock over. Most diys recommend a sturdy-based and squat glass bottle, like one for whiskey (or tequila), for the project.

@4nn4h

Жыл бұрын

Thank you, this makes sense!

@juliamavroidi8601

Жыл бұрын

she should probably have explained that in the tutorial video then xD

@crackle6875

Жыл бұрын

Maybe she did & they edited it out

@endaburns2121

8 ай бұрын

But you do use wine bottles for petrol bombs yes?

@JohnWilson-mk2jp

8 ай бұрын

​@@juliamavroidi8601Especially since she specifically said you could use Scotch bottles, which are usually tall and narrow.

I can't get over how well Alyssa's look at 14:02 matches with Jenny calling her "duplicitous"... that's some god-tier editing work right there...

"Oh, screw top, my favorite." NICOLE "Smells better than tequila." NICOLE NO "She just likes tequila because it's low-carb." NICOLE YOU CAN'T "It's like automatic portion control." NICOOOOLE

@ianturner1704

3 жыл бұрын

I have such a deep desire to know what happened between these women. Also to know where they are now cuz I am convinced Lauren just murdered Nicole.

@SavvyNitro

3 жыл бұрын

@@ianturner1704 could you blame her

@skumpkin5191

3 жыл бұрын

@@ianturner1704 From what I saw Lauren is just chilling in the comments with Thea, and no Nichole to be seen

@OrangeShanker

3 жыл бұрын

@@skumpkin5191 Nichole's also here

@edstella

8 күн бұрын

@nicolehh7099 3 years ago (edited) JENNY! It's NICOLE - from the video - and I'M CRYING LAUGHING! I love your videos (and your fabulous necklace) - keep them coming! She's here, everyone related to this weird Hallmark channel seems to have turned up and really enjoyed Jenny's video!

Nicole: So what goes in this creepy cocktail? Lauren: Well, it’s so simple, you just use literally whatever cocktail you want and then just add arsenic to make it especially creepy... here you try it first...

@SterlingCalm

3 жыл бұрын

It is made of cactus juice

@GrndAdmiralThrawn

2 жыл бұрын

@@SterlingCalm It’ll quench ya. It’s the quenchiest!

@jakthesac5175

2 жыл бұрын

“Trust me, you’ll never be thirsty again…”

dry ice is actually dangerous though. if it touches you it damages your nerves from the extreme temperature just like fire.

I'm very obsessed with the fact that Lauren now runs a recipe/craft KZread channel

@lovelywallflower

Жыл бұрын

Name??

@neolexiousneolexian6079

Жыл бұрын

​@@lovelywallflower @LaurenLaneCooks.

I love Thea's colorblindness test banner

@williamwolffgang

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@lenaboyer6981

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t notice until I read your comment, but that is EXACTLY what it looks like.

@PoochieCollins

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@brybrybry995

3 жыл бұрын

Dljfgndljfgnldjfngdlfjgn what a good roast

@dextermosburg5557

3 жыл бұрын

It was obviously for a “Congratulations On Not Being Colorblind” party, complete with custom place-mats

"I learned that you can reuse glass bottles during a trip to Italy" might be the most privileged thing I've ever heard

@ideljenny

3 жыл бұрын

Wait until she learns about mason jars!

@OmqSparklez

3 жыл бұрын

thats 'upcycling' summarised tbh... my favourite hobby is listening to uninventive members of the middle and upper class talk about that week's fun new pinterest trend that they Still call poor people trashy for.

@Costumerchx

3 жыл бұрын

Ahahahaaaa.

@commandercaptain4664

3 жыл бұрын

Kid: Mom, I want to go to Italy. Mom: We have Italy at home. Italy at home:

@ijustreview

3 жыл бұрын

@@elisac9635 Is the tap water no good?

I just want to say that this is one of my top comfort videos. I come back to it over and over when things are rough, and it always makes me laugh.

@officialtigerfish7633

7 ай бұрын

I'm going through it rn and this is what I'm doing 😂

It is absolutely fascinating to watch Lauren and Nicole explore that wonderful grey area between professionalism and open animosity while also having to pretend they care about the camera pointed at them.

I hate that there's a part of me that will 100 percent be making these crafts in 10 years. lol.

@phoenixdavida8987

3 жыл бұрын

Why yes. Yes you will... And so will I.

@tattooeduglyguy3376

3 жыл бұрын

A lot can happen in ten years.

@tseawell90

3 жыл бұрын

All women secretly desire domestic responsibilities.

@harleyjones6222

3 жыл бұрын

Pick me! Pick meeeee!

@incognitoburrito6020

3 жыл бұрын

@@tseawell90 No but pop off I guess

Jenny, I'm putting you on my gratitude centerpiece this year.

@justanerdyhobbitgirl

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, a fellow Rachel R 👋😄

"NO, NICOLE, NOT WINE BOTTLES!!!😵😵😵" makes me laugh every time!

Have only watched, maybe, a little more than a handful of her videos, mostly because of my lack of free time to watch the plethora of content creators out there, but she knocks it out of the park... every... time. I don't mean 'yea, they're all usually pretty good', no, "out of the park". I love the playful sarcasm, the relentless detail, exuberant honesty and editing/production. Thank you, I will keep watching.

@aud7593

Жыл бұрын

she's a very funny and unique presence on youtube! do you have a fav video?

Jenny has the best good-bad taste in anything ever

@pacificanorthwest9808

3 жыл бұрын

Woah my favorite KZreadr commenting on my other favorite KZreadr’s channel! :D an epic crossover

@randomsleepyness

3 жыл бұрын

"Hey guys, its echo." Omg you need a statement necklace

@guavagudetama6355

3 жыл бұрын

ECHO ON DA JENNY VID COMMENTS???

@jeffreyspinner9213

3 жыл бұрын

I can't tell if you're saying something dirty or not.

@hoboheart3728

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't expect to see you here ngl

Omg I feel so seen-- I used to work for them and this is literally what everyone at headquarters is like, it's insane 😂😭🤪

@codyRsimpsonrules

3 жыл бұрын

S P I L L

@dans4129

3 жыл бұрын

Spill the tee sis

@PoochieCollins

3 жыл бұрын

@Lexi : mind elaborating?

@compoflask6262

3 жыл бұрын

commenting so that I can get a notification on the next reply

@orangeants

3 жыл бұрын

Hoping for an update

For the past 3 years "Screw top, my favorite" has lived rent free in my head

This was my gateway video to Jenny Nicholson content.

Lauren’s just living her best life with her tequila and uneventful crafts - honestly a mood

@erkindanger

3 жыл бұрын

And it's low-carb!

@EternalDensity

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder what her regular job is and how she got roped into this. And why she went back twice!

@TBRulh

3 жыл бұрын

Step 1: drink all the tequila and wine. Step 2: we get some, like, stuff, ya know? And, put the stuff in the bottles we just drank.

@zappbrannigan83

3 жыл бұрын

Lauren, this isn't a envelope party, it's an intervention, please stop filing that tequila bottle with Christmas lights.

@zenithquasar9623

3 жыл бұрын

She has given up so hard lol!

Ok but hear me out, Nicole seemed a bit irked when she was told she couldn't do the tequila bottle craft with wine bottles. So what if she pressured Lauren into coming up with the wine bottle crafts and *that's* why they're more low effort than usual! Like even moreso than her other DIYs. What if their rivalry stems from the fact that Lauren likes tequila more than wine and Nicole, who obviously fancies herself a wine mom, can't handle that seemingly personal attack? I don't know, but there's definitely some sort of tension there.

@DoctorCyan

3 жыл бұрын

How could we miss the origin of their blood rivalry! It was in front of us the whole time.

@thewolfofthestars1847

3 жыл бұрын

Loving this deep analysis of the Hallmark Cinematic Universe (HCU)

@luthient2605

3 жыл бұрын

@@thewolfofthestars1847 honestly yeah

@Bready_Player_Bun

3 жыл бұрын

"Look, you listen here. We are going to make a craft with six empty wine bottles." "But we don't have six empty wine bottles." "GIVE ME AN HOUR!"

@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bready_Player_Bun “It’s 10 am-“ “DO YOU WANT TO ENTERTAIN OTHER BORED HOUSEWIVES, OR DO YOU WANT TO KEEP LOOKING DOWN YOUR NOSE AT ME”

Lauren travels to Italy: "omg they reuse the wine bottles with water? thats so silly its for wine!"

They need a series where they have envelope addressing parties parties where they address envelopes containing invitations to the next envelope addressing party. Every single party centers around addressing invitations to the next envelope addressing party

When you search “Hallmark” on KZread the channel doesn’t even show up anywhere near the top. No wonder Jenny knew no one would guess the video topic, it’s seriously that obscure

@everwhatever

3 жыл бұрын

Knowing the hallmark demographics, I’m guessing Facebook is what those videos are for, and also they upload them to KZread because why not

@MediaLover194

3 жыл бұрын

You have to search "Hallmark party 101" kzread.info/dash/bejne/q6Bo0dmHZte2pKw.html

@PoochieCollins

3 жыл бұрын

@@everwhatever : you called it, as someone else in the comments says they've worked on videos for a similar purpose and said they must've been done with Facebook primarily in mind due to most old people not really liking KZread.

Alternative title: "passive-aggressive suburban moms do crafts, badly".

@AD-cy4vj

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@FantasticBlueGirl

3 жыл бұрын

@MomoTheBellyDancerseconding that dry ice warning. I feel like most people don’t understand how genuinely dangerous it is to screw around with. It’s a substance you have to be 18+ to buy in some states, and for good reason: it’s a block of solid CO2 that clocks in temp-wise at about -110 F (or -78 C). That is a temperature so cold it literally burns your skin if you come in contact with it. DON’T PUT IT IN YOUR GODDAMN PUNCH BOWL

There is one time to do an envelope addressing party-politics/fund-raising. People don’t often answer mailers done with a printer. But if you hand write them people do answer. This is a great use of volunteers who seem confused by voip phones (or on busy days when the phones are full).

I worked at a hallmark store and we actually did sell a wine bottle with fairy lights in it. It was $22 and no one bought it ever.

Kept seeing this in my recommended, and just never realized it was Jenny in the thumbnail. Had zero recognition. I understand how the whole Clark Kent/Superman thing works now. Wow

@wbetheman212

3 жыл бұрын

SAME. I would have watched this forever ago!

@BaldorfBreakdowns

3 жыл бұрын

But Clark doesn't put on a wig or make up. He just takes off his glasses and twirls his hair. She looks completely different in this video. Superman looks exactly like Clark.

@crackedemerald4930

3 жыл бұрын

@@BaldorfBreakdowns he puts on a .1 milimeter shorter haired wig

@lonelyjesse85

3 жыл бұрын

You mean Hannah Montana right

@crackedemerald4930

3 жыл бұрын

@@lonelyjesse85 hannah montana is a way better example

i recently found out while i was on holiday to Uzbekistan that they don't throw away their plates after eating off them, they wash the plates this blew my mind and will never throw a plate away again

@bluefire9147

3 жыл бұрын

I’m confused? Is this satire? Do people in the States just throw away their plates?

@casualsatanist

3 жыл бұрын

@@bluefire9147 yeah, what else are we supposed to do?

@MegaD42

3 жыл бұрын

And you can make your own special soap just for washing dishes! First, make a bottle by buying a bottle of dish soap and emptying it out...

@Steve_Kassiotis

3 жыл бұрын

Does this work with silverware also?

@ThreadBomb

3 жыл бұрын

@@bluefire9147 You need to watch the video before commenting.

It's spooky season, time for another rewatch of my favorite video on KZread.

@ChloeTheePayne

Жыл бұрын

literally same, annual tradition for me at this point!

Okay I know this is an old video, but am I the only one who noticed the combination of the lady addressing hundreds of envelopes alone without her husband and the tip they gave being 'don't get angry'? Like there's a story there. I wonder how her marriage is doing.

This feels like one of those fake shows that would be on in a sitcom.

@msjkramey

3 жыл бұрын

Or like one of those Onion series that starts off "normal" and then escalates into chaos lol. The Onion actually has a cooking series that's hilarious. Check it out

@oldvlognewtricks

3 жыл бұрын

@@msjkramey kzread.info/dash/bejne/f4uI25ufdZeen8o.html

@alipie02

3 жыл бұрын

🎶Too many cooks...🎶

@msjkramey

3 жыл бұрын

@@alipie02 oh no... not that. I was in college, throwing a party when that came out. We weren't exactly sober and it came on and we all just stopped talking and stared at it in confusion for the full 10 minutes. After it was over, we had a collective "wtf" moment lol

@msjkramey

3 жыл бұрын

I also recommend "Sex House" by the Onion. It's insane

i didn't realize the thing i do where i subject my wife to 20-minute rants about youtube channel cinematic universe awkward social dynamics and low-hanging production process improvements was a rifftrax genre with so much potential

@owlfrog

7 ай бұрын

anyway subscribed

So im actually making a punch, non alcoholic, for a party tomorrow. I even asked the chef at my work if i could put dry ice in it and he physically stopped what he was doing to look me dead in the eye and say 'do not have dry ice in ANYONES drink,' and for a normally goofy guy to get so serious i got the point. he suggested having a small puddle of water behind the punch bowl and throw dry ice chips on it.

@MellSayzHi

7 ай бұрын

My punch: A tub of sherbet Hawaiian punch Sprite Pineapplejuice

I would buy an "It's not even in a cauldron, Lauren" T-shirt

@rahsf2012

3 жыл бұрын

OMIGOD YES!

@daniellemhall1358

3 жыл бұрын

😮😮😮 ME TOO

@alleycat231

3 жыл бұрын

God so would i

@sharkofjoy

3 жыл бұрын

Someone text me if it gets made ok

@chrissyb7916

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god! YES!

Being an italian myself, I can testify that we do actually put water into bottles.

@giovannirastrelli9821

3 жыл бұрын

Such swank!

@elviratornay2070

2 жыл бұрын

How do you do it? I'll need a tutorial to learn

@Mayhzon

2 жыл бұрын

Stranger, stranger... that's a water bottle! Aaaaahhhh! I will buy it at a high price! Hehehehe... Thank you. Is that all, stranger?! Come back any time...

@ProtomanButCallMeBlues

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you, I've always had trouble with putting water in my fridge with my hands. And I tried putting dirt in my old bottles but I could never drink that.

@brb_coffee9077

2 жыл бұрын

@@ProtomanButCallMeBlues did you put in the fridge first so that it is nice and chilled?

I love Lauren's energy. Yes girl give us nothing!

I used to work at a hardware store for five years and they are called fittings as well. fittings is a general term for all of the pipe fittings. there are some fittings that are couplings ,some that are nipples, some that are adapters

@ModernEphemera

Жыл бұрын

Is there a fitting department

@StarWarsomania

Жыл бұрын

Please, please, you have to tell us, how would you have reacted if a Wine Mom came in with a big statement necklace and a purse full of tequila bottles and asked you for a “small thing, with a bigger thing on top”?