“Ya knees supposed to be light red” deserved more

@THEDEGENERATEGAMBLER97

3 жыл бұрын

Haha I went to the comments to write this very thing

I love that the Choo Choo on his shirt is in the bladerunner font. Blade running through that chocolate cake.

The only thing that could have made this better was if Shane was in studio for this

@applejacks8160

3 жыл бұрын

Something tells me theres a little part of Shane in this man.

@mitchtheintern9749

3 жыл бұрын

@@applejacks8160 yea, his teenis

@oneskinnyhonky

3 жыл бұрын

Shane would have a Forrest Gump moment: "Is he... ...like me?"

@dookiepost

2 жыл бұрын

Shane loves wigs

@antonsedits

2 жыл бұрын

Overrated

"This guy makes Sean Fury look like he's Public Enemy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You, future files, and nubian fidance are like 80 percent of my watch time on yt

@UncleWintersDisdain.

3 жыл бұрын

Me too man

@ethanmatthews7725

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@ednakrabapoly

3 жыл бұрын

same guy

@evanwright3443

3 жыл бұрын

@Curious George Floyd oh yeah I totally forgot about him he's got good stuff as well

@joeblow1006

3 жыл бұрын

Check out Radio Dawgz. You’re welcome

It’s kinda scary how much I looked like this kid before I lost weight

2 Chinz lol 😂

You’re doing gods work my man!

I could probably get fired for listening to this on my company pc

I’ve had a rough start to the year, and this made me laugh harder then I have in a long time. Appreciate all you do lee!

I didn't know Tim Dillon rapped

@spookyskelly5276

Жыл бұрын

He doesn't. He does rape though.

@JackieForester-ml6pc

Жыл бұрын

It's locomotive Tim! It's locomotive Tim

they call me 2 chins, but I got a few chins

Ralphie May incarnate

@divine_950

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck I didn’t read the other comments even. Haha sorry for parallel thinking

@nsh1980gmail

3 жыл бұрын

Re(tarded)incarnate

You know how hard it is to keep the flow with all the post produced chops and screws? Kurt is a musical genius 🔥

The music videos actually rule

I pet all me gerbils to death for some reason got me the most LOL

so locomotive curt has completely taken over my group chats on facebook for the last 3 days. We're obsessed. Thank you

HERE YA GO SODIUM BOY

23.56 he's getting outsmarted by a puppet😂😂😂

"God I wanna tickle this kid." That fucking Spaghettios thing made me laugh so hard I farted. It's like I did crunches. My God.

And all my scissors are plastic

"sabias que" he's definitely hangin with hispanics lol

@entertainme7523

3 жыл бұрын

Or watching alot of George Lopez

Locomotive Curt is a real Life Eric Cartman

Every time they said "Tostitos pizza rolls" I wanted to die. You're mixing up your fat kid snacks!

@saraforney3940

3 жыл бұрын

Ma’am you’re not fat enough to know

@saraforney3940

3 жыл бұрын

Ma’am you’re hot get out of here

@jjgeoffphhcinkkllee

11 ай бұрын

Yeah but we ALL did that, sometimes still do

Two chiiiins

Stand by Me reboot.

🎵 RUN THAT TRAIN, CURT 🎶

Swag on 9000

Have they ever thought that Locomotive Curt's mom is the one filming all of the music videos?

I'm here for the mercury rising references

Bellisimo ending.

U the man Lee!

rest in peace to lil smooth ....the kid died......

@towersofgiza

3 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah dude

@trip4923

2 жыл бұрын

@@towersofgiza wrong fandom, sill head.

Ok, I'm gonna take these Spagetti-O's...

Let’s get started! Train isn’t late it departed. Locomotive on the spectrum. Can’t expect em. On time. What’s such little hands and big forearms? Stacking dimes!

When I heard swag syndrome and the video paused on his face in laughed so fucking loud..

Hey Kurp here’s a yo!

@puddintaine4556

3 жыл бұрын

Keep on punchin, Stallonians.

Sonora is a real place its about 40 minutes from me lol we got jimbo slices and loc curt out there lol?!

The jury is still out

24 mins in DOWN SYNDROME

Extra chromo gots me swaaagin

Who's the artist of the beginning image?

Ah they were doing it for fun!

Oh man Jay saying eating the cold ones first to get the bad taste outta the way is too close to my fat childhood heart

Ralphie May jr. On the Mike Choo choo i need a cheeseburger

the hook is actually pretty hot. is that lifted from something else?

Sounds like Nate Diaz

Another blessing from Crack Lee Crackle! You rule!

CHOO CHOO YO!

Why u stackin crip in that stopsignass shirt?

Shane as a kid... Lmfao

God I miss Soder

Seriously looks like an irl south Park when they were making the boy bands and shit

@13:35 holy fuck Soder

Sonora is an hour from Stockton lol

@JackieForester-ml6pc

Жыл бұрын

Dan claims Cali but he's frontin

It’s Sanford fl

I don’t know if it takes an extreme amount confidence or just the smallest amount of delusion, either way, at least people like locomotive curt are chasing their dreams!! With that being said, anyone that supports locomotive Curt’s dreams with their time and money should have to forfeit their reproductive organs

Can't Dan recognize Fetal alcohol syndrome? I thought fetals recognize fetals.

@telometoduro4029

2 жыл бұрын

Haha not always 😁

M & M's

Say tostinos one more god damn time...

Hope that dude lost some weight and worked on his craft.. Curt! Curt!

I could be wrong but I think Jerky love is the kid with the hitler stach

I did embarrassing shit as a young fat white kid, but it was intentionally for satire. This is insanity

choo chooooo ETA a white woman lollllll

Hot larva ?

The Dj Lou Witzki character looks like Louis J. Gomez...

@orangesoda8635

3 жыл бұрын

DJ LOUIS GOMEZ?

@curtischisom9974

3 жыл бұрын

Nah bro there’s no gun range glasses for no reason

That kid does not ride a skateboard

White one

Yo get Bobby Lee on The Bonfire

Love the fellas BUT let the video roll a minute so the listener can get somewhat of a grasp of what the fuck your talking about.

11:56 When even Dan is like "we need to stfu for 2 mins" lol A big fan of them both. Funny dudes but the show was sometimes unlistenable/unwatchable for me because they take an hour to cover a 5 min video. They'll literally pause every 5 seconds and riff for 5 mins. Then restart, play for 7 seconds and pause to riff again for another 5 mins. Most is funny but about halfway they reach a point where the jokes aren't worth pausing so much but they keep doing it. Here, Dan is just like "we need to stfu and let it play" haha

@brutallyhonest123

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they really put the burden of supplying videos synced with their audio on the fans. I hope they end up doing the orphan tapes full time with a video element. Comedy Central sucks

@DannyWilliamH

3 жыл бұрын

@@brutallyhonest123 Agree totally

The kid is clearly autistic.

@JackieForester-ml6pc

Жыл бұрын

50% of people are diagnosably autistic.

Saying you only want to bang women is homophobic now?

This video makes me feel better about pointing out that Jays daughter is fat, autistic and sounds like a Tampa Bay prostitute

Bunch of equally fat old people making fun of children, this shit is boring and gay.

SEDONAAA