What's your favourite Stellaris meme?

@commandershortsight

9 ай бұрын

That guy on the Stellaris sub that said he hates the colossus because the Xenos don’t have time to suffer

@Tr3xlI

9 ай бұрын

@@commandershortsightYes, however; EFFICIENCY

@austinmatney4707

9 ай бұрын

My favorite one is the Squidward one. Just so on the nose that it is hilarious. Stellaris is one of those games that doesn't care what you are doing or your goals. It will just wake up and chose violence. Plus, it just embodies the saying of "F**k around and find out." or it goes from zero to sixty in a heart beat. I love it. Stellaris has no chill or in between. It is either freaking terrifying or laughably bad. Loved the video man. Keep it up.

@mastertadakatsu

9 ай бұрын

The one where I unsubbed because you killed Bubbles and use Xeno-Compatibility

@Infidi

9 ай бұрын

the one were even paradox didn't want to be associated with people who make and play stellaris

40k memes should stay where they belong! - a xenophobe

@BuilderB08

9 ай бұрын

40k memes should join Stellaris ones- BY FORCE! -A Fanatic Spiritualist Xenophobe

Stellaris has given me the advanced form of “just one more turn”….. it’s called “but I finally finished editing my custom race and it’s 1am now”

Genoside is eco friendly type of gameplay, its also has impact on personal energy bills

@Galen55

9 ай бұрын

Nazis being eco-friendly since 1939!

@RovingTroll

9 ай бұрын

Why genocide when you can turn every pop into gainfully employed, chemically blissed out clerk drones with machine leaders doing all jobs above clerk, and speaking mass crime to galaxy while deleting stars with stellarite eggs?

@martenkahr3365

9 ай бұрын

Also, slaves are always going to be unhappy, which makes the Stability number of planets go down and Crime go up, and then I have to waste pops and building slots on Enforcers. And when I'm trying to play a non-purifier xenophobe it gets even worse: the MERE PRESENCE of Xenos on my worlds causes a significant portion of my main species population to slowly drift toward Xenophile ethics, and once the Xenophile Faction spawn, all its members are somehow even more miserable than the slaves because of how much they hate my policies on alien slavery, again making my empire need more Enforcers to maintain stability.

@RovingTroll

9 ай бұрын

@@martenkahr3365 I just chemical bliss everyone now. Literally ever single pop gets full citizenship and chemy bliss, the council agendas keep them all authoritarian/ whatever else I want. Slaves are primitive compared to the joy of drugs

@bomlife1572

7 ай бұрын

solves inflation and game lag issue

Fun fact: If you don't have the lack of soul required to get the "You Monster (Reduce, reuse, recycle)" achievement, you can also capture an extragalactic matriarch, have her spawn a fleet for you, and then send that to the 'scrap yard'.

@lisaruhm6681

9 ай бұрын

Or the Pethryon Queen, that can spawn ships.

@louiswinterhoff334

7 ай бұрын

@@lisaruhm6681 that's what hes talking about

@choboibigly6565

2 ай бұрын

This should also work for reanimated ships because they're still organic, right?

@aecides3203

2 ай бұрын

@@choboibigly6565 In theory yes it should. Unless the fact that the achievement mentions you being a monster is because they're...alive...at the time of 'recycling'. It's definitely worth testing and I'm interested to hear the results, but I can't promise it'll work.

@aecides3203

2 ай бұрын

@@choboibigly6565 Hi, sorry if this comes up twice but I thought I replied and now it's not showing - I think the 'ship' might need to be alive given the title of the achievement, but it's definitely worth a shot and I'll be interested to know the result.

My first fight with the Grey tempest went something like "After several decades of attempting survival, we managed to push them back to the Terminal Egress system. There we bottleneck them. We are pouring every last resource we have to contain them there. Who knows how long this onslaught will last. The galactic community just voted military sanctions in."

@alexshinra6722

6 ай бұрын

Too many times the galaxy rallys you get to there first system and the council is still bickering about sanctions.

The final meme, imagine that, in a MP game, during the Great Khan and a player decides to open the L-gate at said time. Said player end-up on everyone’s target list very quickly.

@martenkahr3365

9 ай бұрын

There's a video out there, of a particular multiplayer game. Where a player pledges they will be the first one through the L-Gate because they haven't gotten one for so long. And they accomplish it by 2265 or so. Hilarious panic ensues, because of course it's the Grey Tempest. Ah, and I found it: kzread.info/dash/bejne/e66DxrmNn7DfYag.html

Justice for bubbles, bubble haters shall be purged

@thyrussendria8198

9 ай бұрын

As a Xenophile, I am fully against genocide... So I hope they enjoy being nerve-stapled slaves!

Genocide is good because my computer can't handle all of these damn xenos. Don't notice the massive birch world with 4k pops. It's the xenos that are the problem!

Honestly one time I went so crazy with my military that the second largest AI empire had begged to be my slave and what's funny is I hardly noticed until about an hour later

I just remember the run where I farmed all of the xenos and called myself Ikea Inc. and I was the lead supplier of food and consumer goods off the galaxy...

I demand that Ep3o apologizes to Bubbles in person!

I had a friendly machine empire and roleplayed it has a glitch and turns into contingency as crisis. I had 27 science ships just for fun :) and I was overcap by 45 leaders (due to the mass produced fleets 100K and death stacking them.

"and suddenly it's 5am" this was me last night when I needed to do just one more thing at 1am

I do not purge an empire's species normally, unless their empire fucked up and annoyed me. Then I'm purging them. I'm chill until I get poked by someone.

Creating a stellaris meme without mentioning genocide impossible!!!!!!

Genocide is the only way to defeat the true end game crisis... late game lag

10:50 had a game where a group on the otherside of a wormhole declared war on me and my ally(where fighting a bigger war at the same time). They didnt have their defences ready tough so we send some ships to take the system and cracked the cityplanet that was there aswel. They sued for peace pretty fast after that.

That thing at the end about the L-Gates is exactly the "problem" with current settings for your videos. Games are over so fast the AI doesn't have a chance to do it.And Problem is in quotations because it's not actually a problem unless you want it to happen obviously, to be fair.

You can be a xenophobic good guy: “gtfo my lawn” *loads space shotgun with inward perfection *softly “Don’t”

A friend of mine once in call just sighed and said "ahh, warcrimes" full of satisfaction

14:16 Yes it scales based on diff. However, on the lowest diff, 1mil is about their total fleet.

I like to antagonize the xenophobic FE. I wait til my fleets are large enough and then i park an outpost into their exclusion zone. I then laugh as they bash their face into me on repeat. I like to imagine it becomes a sporting event with gambling for my empire.

6:22 I have like 3-4 early game, then scale down by midgame since I can’t survey much else. I just use diplomacy.

All the memes about genocide when I am sitting here with assimilation and nihilistic acquisition getting the best of both worlds.

The reason empires randomly generate opposing traits is because of two reasons: 1. Positive traits (xenophile, peaceful) are notably rarer than than their negative counterparts, so the chances of getting buddies when you make a peaceful empire is much lower than getting rivals when you're a warmonger. 2. The game is hard-coded to produce random empires that oppose your ethics, especially those that spawn around you. On this note, Democratic Crusader is the best ethic combo.

i still remember i was a robot empire and i was like "a fallen empire isn't no match for me" a few seconds later due to my stupidity i lost my whole fleet and empire within seconds

I’m sure that Montu lives with you from now on

To add on some memes, but a few patches ago, I discovered robots can become addicted...How you might ask that can be possible, real simple: Bubbles dies. I say this mainly because it happened right after I got the message saying that Bubbles died. (I do have a screen shot of the robot leader with the addiction trait)

I once did a fanatic materialist and the rest of the galaxy was fanatic spiritualist fun times

I've had a game where my empire was dominating a war, and I used a deluge colossus to turn a planet into a water world (don't remember if it was inhabited), only for the xenophobe Fallen Empire to have an anurism. Like old man, I'm not even close to you. Why are you taking offense to me terraforming? I think the same empire actually caused the Grey tempest to escape. I had set a couple of blocking fleets in the Terminal Egress, blocking the swarm from exiting, when suddently the FE started screaming. Now, this was mid-game, and I was busy dealing with the Tempest, so I didn't really have any spare fleets to potentially deal with the FE. So when they threatened war, I was forced to pull back my blockade. But then the FE did nothing, which meant all that happened was that the Grey Tempest got to invade the galaxy, because I didn't have any blocking fleets there. Thankfully I later got to destroy the FE, and enslaved them with the worst conditions I could (I think I also gene-modded them to be dumb and suck at leading, just out of spite)

Yeah, too many similar empires showing up in my game forced me to create several new VERY DIFFERENT empires and force them to appear in every game. I made a machine gestalt and a hive mind, a mega corp, a mineral focused dwarven empire, a food focused plant empire, a lithoid empire I don’t remember what I built for and one research focused empire. I don’t know if and kind of doubt the AI will play them to their strengths, but at least I don’t have to deal with as many copied empires.

@vederianl9723

9 ай бұрын

Not a bad idea actually.

@lastfirst5863

9 ай бұрын

@@vederianl9723 It’s also kind of fun trying to create synergies in the empire creator, I expected it to be a chore. I suppose your mileage will vary.

@vederianl9723

9 ай бұрын

@@lastfirst5863 I'm always fooling around with the empire creator. My friend who also plays has never touched it.

@lastfirst5863

8 ай бұрын

@@vederianl9723 After a few games and encountering my created empires almost all of them spawned rebellions. Is the AI just terrible at pop management? I can play those empires just fine, but the AI struggles, though I don’t really know if it’s struggling more or less than AI usually does.

i always play xenophobe pacifist. its habbit from back in the day, when pop management was much more difficult. i just keep agreeing to migration theraties by accident, and suddenly, my empire was all slugs. my elves do not like living with slugs

7:10 My incoherent screaming got into the video.

First time ever that I had bubbles pirates killed him in the same battle that they died, after I didn't have anyone to revenge against

Ep3o and Montu are my fav xeno compatibility couple

@invincible7086

9 ай бұрын

shipping real people is the peak of cringe

@Glumpsy

6 ай бұрын

@@invincible7086 Shipping real people has been illegal for ages because of that Lincoln fellow.

The Farming > Alloys got me but you need to know where the image comes from. Funny video!

I've played even the lowest difficulty, I've never seen a fallen empire with less than 300k fleet strength

My first crisis was killed by npcs in other part of galaxy Guess choosen ones are worth of something

@commandoepsilon4664

5 ай бұрын

Sounds like the Unbidden, they're such pushovers...

Me literally just playing the Japanese Empire in Stellaris like...

Had the grey tempest redirected to me once,they didn't get the memo from the rest of the galaxy I am bloody stubborn and do one of two things, either massive forts and attritional warfare or out tech and throw a well put together armada at the enemy. I was doing the former that run. Krieger tactics arn't flashy but when applied fighting something that doesn't replace lost ships it becomes a game of managing kill ratios and creating replacements.

2:39 techincally tanks with depleted uranium shells exist today, it can be a nowadays meme.

6:33 the right way to do it is having 20 science ships in the galaxy with 2 leaders and have them instantly jump between them

I am currently playing the Commonwealth of Man. My last game was United Nations of Earth that proclaimed the Galactic Imperium after defeating four crises and immediately shifted ethics back to egalitarian democracy and is now enforcing utopia on the galaxy by force. Abundance is mandatory, freedom is non-negotiable.

The khan is sometimes memeable when it spawns. I had it one time spawn after I defeated every 10 times crisis easily

One pop in stellairs is equivalent to 1.1 billion individuals meaning a empire with 1000 or more pops is in the trillions people wise meaning combined with average length of a game and wars can be drawn out that means in one game alone there could be deaths in the quadrillions so yeah stellairs players are screwed

4:30 I'm pretty sure you could disable/force spawn empires in a way that there is no hive or megacorp empire besides you if you just want to have some megacorp fun

11:29 (this is HEAVILY modded) The empire of sildoria is the result of a lost colony like the confederacy of man, though they could not find any habitable planets and settled in the upper atmosphere of an unusually stable gas giant. The unique and challenging conditions of the floating habitats gave them the traits very adaptable, sedentary, conservationist, and slow breeders. Their government is highly industrialist, materialist, cooperative and pluralist, and is structured as a socialist democracy. They will become machines wholly during gameplay. Life for an average citizen is strenous but rewarding, as they are encouraged to be as productive as possible, a leftover from early colonization days when low populations upheld massive workloads to keep their rickety habitats intact. The intense labor is thankfully rewarded well thanks to their utopian abundance policy. As such, sildorian worlds maintain high stability and great productivity, enabling them to become one of the most powerful economies easily and quickly. They are not especially diplomatic, mainly ignoring neighboring empire unless they wish to form a reaserch cooperative and of course, influencing the galactic community for their benefit.

You can absolutely play as Xenophobic good guys. Just don't purge (displacement only) or enslave and you're fine. Think of it as a friend who's REALLY into social distancing.

My first war with a fallen empire was the war in heaven literally the 1 empire solly in the space between them.

Hive mind devourer with hydro everything must be an abyss

And they call james the bubbles slayer...

my current empire is a lithoid cannibal bandit kingdom lmfao

Huh, I thought the one at 2:07 was an XCOM meme about the SHIV 🤔 Guess it can function as a 40K meme too

I’m currently role playing the imperium of man, but I forgot to turn off xeno compatibility so now I need to purge half the galaxy

12:28 I just download the LL mods and do literally all of those at once.

I love genocidal empires they make my free haven ecumonopoli fill up quickly. So many alloys

don't crack the planets, use the pacifier, it looks cooler.

Criminal empire go brrrr

me when hegemon+GDF fleet limit abuse

Me: Why crack if you can shield the planet?

My civilisation who worships Spacefaring animals after watching this video: 👿.

I can't say what my last game was on youtube.

I had a 72K outpost!

My current empire is the Commune of Terbasa, it has the Shared Burdens and Reanimators civics, so if you ever wanted to see Undead Space Communism, then this is the empire for you

I only enslave if it seems thematically viable... and I can get lots of thrall worlds. 😉

I don't know about my fellow purge enjoyers, but I just find really annoying to have to genemod 20 species every time I conquer an empire. I prefer to just set them to be eliminated and start the planets anew with my perfectly evolved pops. Destroy everything on a planet, set focus, automate and forget. No wonder machine exterminators are my favourite empire, you can even get machine worlds to not care about base deposits on planet andbe able to focus it on something to the fullest. Although there is a quite funny empire to be played with the escaped slaves F. Egalitarian militarists, going for the composer of strands psionic ascension, with shared burdens up until you can sustain utopian abundance. Then you have the "You are being rescued. Do not resist." kind of empire. Play aggressive, use automation past the amount of planets you're confortable controlling and have fun liberating the galaxy under your rule. I would center your species to be great leaders and only allow them to be leaders. Kinda like a Tau Ethereal cast, they are the rulers.

if build one sphere, take system with destroyed and get the core contingent. Is it theoretically possible to have 3 dyson spheres?

One pop equates to 250 million people if I recall correctly. That’s a lot of people to forgive.

@matheusexpedito4577

3 ай бұрын

*shit*

Xenocide is demanded by the GPU

so funny 🤣

I have 500 hours and have yet to see Bubbles ;-;

how do rebellions happen? ive never had that from any captured worlds or empires

@matheusexpedito4577

3 ай бұрын

Low stability

I had anihilate m'y first gray tempest i destroyed my first fallen

I feel like i am alone in never playing xenophobes. Getting refugees to instantly fill my ringworlds feels too good.

Personally I do actually have xenophile, militarist, and materialist as my ethics.

authoritarian+militarist+spiritualist with imperial cult and masterful crafters prosperous unification human imperium with continental habitability smart + engineer + rapid breeder - unruly and sedentary

Bro, I just installed distant stars, got the l-gate. Now wtf is a Grey cloud and why do I have to kill it? Do I need a big fleet?

What do you mean by talk about the current empire am playing?

I for one agree with Ep3o, Bubbles is a terrible name for that Amoeba. Nyx is what I always name her.

Bubbles Appreciation Button.

Xenophobic good guy aka inward perfection

You probably won't see this comment but the AI are dicks with the L-Gates. I had a game with three friends of mine, helping one kill the Void Terror we named Kyle then the L-Gates opened only 40 years into the game. One of our friends had an L-Gate in his territory and the moment it opened this land was cut in two

Это не геноцид. Просто в красной книге появилась новая страница.

I understand Xenophobic good guy. Just want to be left alone, left to our own planets. Hell sometimes we even have friends, who stay over there, in their own space. Sadly the rest of the Galaxy is rude and doesn't want to just let us sit and be introverted so it usually ends up with me conquering half the galaxy and vassalising the rest. I'm not a cruel overlord, first law of my new empire is always "don't make me have to come over there", 2nd law "eh, whatever, just remember law 1".

Are L-gates a dlc because I cannot find any?

@matheusexpedito4577

3 ай бұрын

Yes Edit: feed paradox and your crippingly stellaris addiction

The first time i declared war on a fallen empire i destroyed them so fucking hard that those miserable fanatic xenophobes regretted telling me to retreat my borders. (Yes, i wanted to invade them for around 60-80 years in game, dont judge me, youd do the same)

Guys, am I the only one who enslaves a species until i can terraform their planet, then rapid extermination? Robots>slaves

at 11:52, you seem to have missed the joke. The woman in the background is saying "I don't care what they tell you in school, Cleopatra was black" Anytime somebody posts her, the text is the opposite of their opinion

Genocide makes the game run faster

Three science ships there should be, no more no less. The one to go right, the second one to go left and the smartest one to go digging relics as fast as possible.

E3po once you said you hate bubbles, i unsubscribed.

I'm with you, bubbles is completely overrated. It never fucking spawns until it's way too late in the game.

I'm with you, Bubbles is just useless. Usually just ignore her when I get the event. Can't really be bothered sending over a fleet to kill her. XD

I use to feed Bubbles to the scrappers every chance I got, then I found out they adopt it instead of scrapping it.

Ep3o: "Bubbles sucks" You dropped this your majesty: 👑

@tomsmith247

9 ай бұрын

How dare you dislike bubbles

@MontuPlays

9 ай бұрын

Somebody arrest that man!