【PHONK】stellaris edit

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  • @oromori882
    @oromori88211 ай бұрын

    As a new player, this tingles my xenophobia and orbital bombardment.

  • @cposh7816

    @cposh7816

    10 ай бұрын

    Raiding is the best strat. More workers and livestock to feed my pops.

  • @ICheckMySelf

    @ICheckMySelf

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@cposh7816Get rid of workers with good and reasonable oppressive contract's negotiations, make them your livestock at their home 👌

  • @TheBloofyx

    @TheBloofyx

    10 ай бұрын

    Use raiding stance and genocide their species. Much faster :p

  • @zipster6393

    @zipster6393

    9 ай бұрын

    My friend, that isn't even the best to come. 😄

  • @kleyrt1105

    @kleyrt1105

    9 ай бұрын

    Tbh, I feel like every new player always goes for the genocide option before trying out anything else I love me some genocide too, but after playing Stellaris for years I learned that conquering the entire galaxy through diplomacy is much faster and less hassle Until you realize that you still need to manage the integrated planets because setting them to auto makes them automatically horrible and worthless

  • @huyhuy3837
    @huyhuy383711 ай бұрын

    Trillions die - Beat drops - Perfect Stellaris vibe

  • @davidfoldberg8004

    @davidfoldberg8004

    10 ай бұрын

    The Commonwealth of Man has fallen. Trillions must die.

  • @pixelchrome2

    @pixelchrome2

    10 ай бұрын

    yup

  • @valentinereinxard3279
    @valentinereinxard32799 ай бұрын

    -What does the Emperor's angel feel when shooting a xenos? - Recoil

  • @sixbytes6362

    @sixbytes6362

    6 ай бұрын

    - Hatred

  • @reetasingh6297

    @reetasingh6297

    2 ай бұрын

    - Pride to fullfil the God Emperor's commands.

  • @bhallubhaiya

    @bhallubhaiya

    Ай бұрын

    @@ImAmirus Aaaand in the process of countering people who are 'edgy'you became edgy yourself "WoowwOw LoOK At mE iM kILling hOomAns!"

  • @joshuabirdsall8440

    @joshuabirdsall8440

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@ImAmirus tell me u have no clue about 40k in warhammer the imperium shove electronics in a dead fetus and uses it as a lucky charm. They rip organs out of criminals and then tear half there brain out and make em servitors a fate worst them death

  • @waterfruit1
    @waterfruit111 ай бұрын

    You could make such a good Humanity First edit out of this.

  • @victoreaurel4795

    @victoreaurel4795

    11 ай бұрын

    It would be fire 🔥

  • @orange8420

    @orange8420

    10 ай бұрын

    Warhammer 40k edits : 🗿

  • @Crazylom

    @Crazylom

    9 ай бұрын

    Hamity First :P

  • @ademars.raposo6153

    @ademars.raposo6153

    8 ай бұрын

    Id die for it

  • @sarubet8725

    @sarubet8725

    5 ай бұрын

    There are already shitton of humanity first edits.

  • @nusantaramapper7580
    @nusantaramapper758011 ай бұрын

    How i imagine my pops making edits about my galactic empire.

  • @cewla3348

    @cewla3348

    9 ай бұрын

    Xenophobic pops at 100% happiness:

  • @Voltboy1449

    @Voltboy1449

    2 ай бұрын

    well you see I made an edit of my empire glassing your empires hi me world so I win

  • @gus9797
    @gus97975 ай бұрын

    "Sir, the juggernaut has fallen due to your awful command skills" "Ready the colossus. Billions must die."

  • @neodinson9928

    @neodinson9928

    15 күн бұрын

    Juggernaut has fallen. Billions must die.

  • @RedStar441
    @RedStar44110 ай бұрын

    Maybe if the aliens stopped breeding I wouldn't need to purge half the galaxy to restore my frames.

  • @BasedGod_SuperStraight

    @BasedGod_SuperStraight

    9 ай бұрын

    True

  • @KingOfTheRoost

    @KingOfTheRoost

    8 ай бұрын

    pacifist xenphile players when the lag hits:

  • @TaurusTheCrazyBull

    @TaurusTheCrazyBull

    2 ай бұрын

    "Sir, most of the Galaxy Is populated by humans." "Then clearly some aliens need to go extinct!"

  • @Fos-
    @Fos-11 ай бұрын

    one of the best stellaris edits

  • @metamain1980
    @metamain19805 ай бұрын

    "We've done terrible things to ourselves over simple things like looking different. What do you think we'll do to you?" - human "peace" ambassador

  • @philipthecow

    @philipthecow

    Ай бұрын

    To be fair, if humans get FTL and discover intelligent alien life you can bet we're going to come together and make peace ... as a planet.

  • @zoltanrobertlovas4672
    @zoltanrobertlovas467210 ай бұрын

    My man just dropping the hottest stellaris edit of the year and thought we wouldn't notice

  • @electricprod_tellingthetruth
    @electricprod_tellingthetruth2 ай бұрын

    POV: You have replayed this video more than three times

  • @scilio7929
    @scilio79296 ай бұрын

    I find it infinitely funnier that I will forever correlate this song, with mass planetary genocide

  • @lenschwedt9646

    @lenschwedt9646

    25 күн бұрын

    There is a Stareater, Upgrade that to mass solar xenocide

  • @katoich
    @katoich11 ай бұрын

    Один скажет "Инопланетная..." Миллионы ответят "Мразь!".

  • @ajsmircich9367

    @ajsmircich9367

    10 ай бұрын

    When I say xeno scum you say?

  • @georzonna

    @georzonna

    10 ай бұрын

    @@ajsmircich9367kinda

  • @jimbomcbob7849

    @jimbomcbob7849

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@@ajsmircich9367PURGE

  • @xy4175

    @xy4175

    7 ай бұрын

    БЕЙ НЕЛЮДЕЙ!

  • @piecho99
    @piecho9910 ай бұрын

    Song is Move Your Body - RAIZHELL Remix. Video starts 19 seconds into the song.

  • @Guardsman_Greg

    @Guardsman_Greg

    2 ай бұрын

    Thank you!

  • @El_Saukon

    @El_Saukon

    14 күн бұрын

    Gracias

  • @gigachad5563
    @gigachad55636 ай бұрын

    First Stellaris playthrough: "Oh this is a pretty cool game :)" Second Stellaris playthrough: Warhammer 40k Imperium of man

  • @albusvoltavern4500
    @albusvoltavern450011 ай бұрын

    When you have a street race at 1900 and purging xenos at 2000

  • @alirusjr4292
    @alirusjr429210 ай бұрын

    bro casually dropped the best edit of stellaris and think we wouldn't notice

  • @lenschwedt9646

    @lenschwedt9646

    25 күн бұрын

    Not quite as iconic as "Lets be xenophobic"

  • @playboyandphilanthrop
    @playboyandphilanthrop6 ай бұрын

    Stellaris gameplay: D = b^2 *4*a*c + sinA * sinB bla bla bla... Stellaris lore:

  • @CamilomboNPC
    @CamilomboNPC7 ай бұрын

    0:28 xenos watching 12 space marines and 35 clone army Coming down from orbit

  • @bannedpurple8397
    @bannedpurple83977 ай бұрын

    Nothing has ever made me wanna play stellaris as much as this

  • @randomcatontheinternet2771
    @randomcatontheinternet27719 ай бұрын

    Yes this what my mind goes through while playing stellaris in my 4 hour of gameplay

  • @Squirtkus
    @Squirtkus10 ай бұрын

    Paradox should make this their official trailer for Stellaris

  • @tota2490
    @tota24909 ай бұрын

    That drop is fucking sick

  • @StateCorp.
    @StateCorp.10 ай бұрын

    Thank you, it's the first time i see an edit of stellaris. I've been waiting for an edit like that for years now, not just stellaris but sci-fi in general. Extended version please?

  • @BelugaChonky
    @BelugaChonky11 ай бұрын

    This is hands down the best stellaris edits ive ever seen

  • @superandresbros
    @superandresbros10 ай бұрын

    One of the greatest 4X games ever created.

  • @Venezio
    @Venezio10 ай бұрын

    A normal day in a universe of Stellaris

  • @WarmeMilch
    @WarmeMilch11 ай бұрын

    hits almost as hard as a galaxy wipeout sheeeeeeeeeeeeet

  • @lekksy5907
    @lekksy590711 ай бұрын

    dude thought he can let this fire edit slide

  • @The_DevTato
    @The_DevTato7 ай бұрын

    BEAT DROPPED HARDER THAN THE COLOSSUS 🥶🥶🥶🥶

  • @barorome497
    @barorome49710 ай бұрын

    Stellaris gameplay: heh, funny green light clicker Stellaris lore:

  • @thecourtjester8894
    @thecourtjester88946 ай бұрын

    I love how the ending implies it's a megacorp that did all this

  • @marlonsaimon573

    @marlonsaimon573

    3 ай бұрын

    Elon Musse after seeing Mars being stepped on by aliens

  • @user-oi4by2qk6w
    @user-oi4by2qk6w Жыл бұрын

    Это шикарно!!! Побольше бы таких видео)

  • @battadia
    @battadia6 ай бұрын

    This perfectly summarises my mental state as I larp as Mark Zuckerberg with my galaxy-spanning megacorp

  • @witwunsz4740
    @witwunsz474022 күн бұрын

    you call it genocide I call it saving memory

  • @stefotorpedo
    @stefotorpedo Жыл бұрын

    wow ... very nice edit

  • @KissMy2Moons
    @KissMy2Moons10 ай бұрын

    Best music while I tap Xeno ass in the club.

  • @Arcjaw
    @Arcjaw10 ай бұрын

    One if my playthroughs will have me playing as Space Nazis. Everyone gets there eventually from what I hear

  • @commanderdanielcousland9981

    @commanderdanielcousland9981

    8 ай бұрын

    Get there eventually? Bro I was getting the planet cracker as my first ascension perk on my first playthrough of the game

  • @TexHaw
    @TexHaw8 ай бұрын

    The galaxy has two options when confronted by the United Nations of Earth: Vote to join, or vote to die.

  • @wolfhead1345
    @wolfhead134510 ай бұрын

    i watch this at least twice a day

  • @Alex-lo9gy
    @Alex-lo9gy10 ай бұрын

    gives crab rave vibes when the beat drops while something terrible happens

  • @thisissogayful
    @thisissogayful4 ай бұрын

    This needs to be at least another 2 minutes long, it's too good

  • @dimi3209
    @dimi320910 ай бұрын

    Needs more credit ngl, this is epic af

  • @brotherjakob4729
    @brotherjakob472910 ай бұрын

    Someone call the fire department!!!11!!!

  • @Skinwalker777
    @Skinwalker7773 ай бұрын

    1st stellaris playthrough: "We are happy to announce the formation of the pan-galactic defense pact in order to maintain peace throughout the galaxy" 5th stellaris playthrough: "If god wanted the xenos to exist, he wouldn't have created us."

  • @kornephoras8914
    @kornephoras89147 ай бұрын

    Never thought I would see a stellaris phonk edit but here we are x)

  • @Azel_Blind
    @Azel_Blind9 ай бұрын

    This edit goes so hard, godam!

  • @daisynette00
    @daisynette006 ай бұрын

    Well done. Love the rhythm of it and the editing.

  • @user-gv5nd5pq6x
    @user-gv5nd5pq6x9 ай бұрын

    my bro drop this coldest stellaris edit,and thought we wouldn't notice

  • @danksg13
    @danksg1310 ай бұрын

    Great edit!

  • @bloxoblox
    @bloxoblox6 ай бұрын

    This goes unbelievable hard

  • @Johnwittman
    @Johnwittman10 ай бұрын

    Watching this reminds me of the star wars campaing i did with some friends, the caminoians were destroying us, the rebel aliance economy was in shambles, the old republic almost dead and the empire literaly fighting a war with the caminoians and if they killed them they would get us, the caminoians were our enemies, they declared war on us and we were magintom them until we build back pur economy, and my other friend literaly build a death weapon and proceded to destroy their capital planet, and proclaiming he has builded the death star, so much so that the caminoians lost, and we quicly took back our stuff because he literaly said, im going to destroy alderan next. He wasnt joking, he did, we overpowered him but the end game crisis came and we almost died, theres 10 sectors alive and were defending the 2 choke points, and its 3 vs the blob.

  • @elluxardo2791
    @elluxardo279110 ай бұрын

    Im new to stellaris , i need to learn a lot 😢😢

  • @JasonLee-ee3lg
    @JasonLee-ee3lg6 ай бұрын

    This got me back into stellaris.

  • @Slyc_PL
    @Slyc_PL9 ай бұрын

    Damn this edit slaps hard

  • @user-sp4pq6dj4r
    @user-sp4pq6dj4r6 ай бұрын

    Legendary editing skills

  • @A_Combine_Elite
    @A_Combine_Elite11 ай бұрын

    Pov: when you are fanatic xenophobe in stellaris

  • @tutututuru
    @tutututuru10 ай бұрын

    absolutely adore it

  • @itherael_1
    @itherael_19 ай бұрын

    BEST EDIT EVER!

  • @Sam-kx6xk
    @Sam-kx6xk6 ай бұрын

    Ive probably watched this 50+ times over 3 months

  • @mr.finoman6931
    @mr.finoman69318 ай бұрын

    NAHHH THIS EDIT ITS SO FIRE

  • @trix3247
    @trix324710 ай бұрын

    Pov: если люди смогут путешествовать к звездам и начнут достовать другие цивилизации

  • @xy4175

    @xy4175

    7 ай бұрын

    Мы вообще можем быть самой воинственной расой во всей вселенной, так что инопланетянам выгодно, что мы ещё сами с собой цапаемся.

  • @SirVakari
    @SirVakari10 ай бұрын

    Bestial and sublime!

  • @eddiewhiddon7425
    @eddiewhiddon74254 ай бұрын

    This video is what I think goes through my mind when I say......."This playthrough I will be peaceful"

  • @erameunomeagoranaoemais.247
    @erameunomeagoranaoemais.24711 ай бұрын

    So cool

  • @TaurusTheCrazyBull
    @TaurusTheCrazyBull2 ай бұрын

    "We Humans came Into existence to rightfully claim the Galaxy, and then move on to the Universe, unfortunately you xeno have decided to get In our way, same with your pesky Crisis and Custodian, the only correct way forward Is purging the Galaxy of the unclean to complete the Galactic phase of our conquest!" *Declares war on every non-human civilisation*

  • @Jakobsh2
    @Jakobsh227 күн бұрын

    This is perfect for a Stellaris Lore v Stellaris gameplay meme video

  • @knifewithak
    @knifewithak9 ай бұрын

    This goes kinda hard ngl

  • @gr-fk8sd
    @gr-fk8sd5 ай бұрын

    This reminds me of my first win with psychic bugs I was friendly joined a federation the game became a lot less fun, I betrayed my federation and subjugated them and dunked on the Zerg now I’ve been trying to win with all three end game threats

  • @heattap8991
    @heattap8991 Жыл бұрын

    Nice

  • @jajajaa_the_fuck.imagine
    @jajajaa_the_fuck.imagine7 ай бұрын

    amazing edit MORE

  • @ultraflopp2802
    @ultraflopp28027 ай бұрын

    Stellaris with mods=best paradox game experience

  • @diplayo4115
    @diplayo411510 ай бұрын

    good video

  • @GoldnThunder
    @GoldnThunder10 ай бұрын

    Made me think of the dance plague that can appear, let them dance!

  • @Naw662
    @Naw6627 ай бұрын

    The beat dropped harder than the Collosus' world cracker beam

  • @retroman7581
    @retroman75819 ай бұрын

    God like edit

  • @elaichi_wtf
    @elaichi_wtf10 ай бұрын

    100th subscriber ❤❤🎉

  • @psycholamborghini4828
    @psycholamborghini482810 ай бұрын

    How to troll your neighbors on a galactic scale step by step instructions: Go to war (conquest) Take over a system you want Take over a system they have with a terrible planet in it you can colonize End war Move the population in the first system to the planet in the bad system Use their original world in the previous system to construct a ringworld there Force them to take back the bad system while you keep the one you just turned their homeworld into a ring world for yourself

  • @user-ip9fp8ug5y
    @user-ip9fp8ug5y10 ай бұрын

    You’ve got good taste my brother

  • @honourguards456
    @honourguards45610 ай бұрын

    stellaris cinematics are just diff

  • @orange8420
    @orange842010 ай бұрын

    Once an alien alliance claimed 1 of my world, for me this made intergalactical genocidal crusade seems reasonable

  • @outofideas9985
    @outofideas99859 ай бұрын

    We will guide them to the light, not the light of power but to the light of my colossus

  • @chemplay866
    @chemplay86610 ай бұрын

    Holy fucking shit i love this

  • @archangel3076
    @archangel30766 ай бұрын

    that one stellaris edit

  • @ammarsalim1185
    @ammarsalim118511 ай бұрын

    This shit good

  • @Alvargon
    @Alvargon8 ай бұрын

    Nice 😁

  • @Kaesar1984
    @Kaesar198410 ай бұрын

    humanity above all

  • @markmikolay9019
    @markmikolay90199 ай бұрын

    Megacorp Grindset

  • @boxedwater695
    @boxedwater6959 ай бұрын

    Ima get this game for the sole purpose of purging the muant, the heretic, and the alien

  • @adriana.gaiiardo8652
    @adriana.gaiiardo865210 ай бұрын

    Stellaris Alien❌Anti Countryballs✔️ Me✔️

  • @CaptainCakeMc
    @CaptainCakeMc6 ай бұрын

    more plz

  • @zipperdan3969
    @zipperdan39694 ай бұрын

    HUMANITY!! DEVOURER OF STARS

  • @kingvinoda3896
    @kingvinoda389610 ай бұрын

    I could spot this as an Ad on tv

  • @SammyWhiteley
    @SammyWhiteley8 ай бұрын

    Reminder: first contact protocol with pre-FTL species should be indiscriminate orbital bombardment

  • @casseroledank
    @casseroledank4 ай бұрын

    WE COMITTING WAR CRIMES WITH THIS ONE!!!

  • @Geoe-om3dr
    @Geoe-om3dr10 ай бұрын

    man i wish i was good enough at this game and blow up half the galaxy as righteous humanity

  • @user-jb9by1xw5v
    @user-jb9by1xw5v8 ай бұрын

    Прекрасный монтаж

  • @chenbeixuan9184
    @chenbeixuan91843 ай бұрын

    love the edit (sad the game is so damn hard i had no idea how to play it XD)

  • @sytharin1990
    @sytharin19909 ай бұрын

    made me play stellaris again xd

  • @okuue
    @okuue10 ай бұрын

    DOWN WITH THE XENO

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