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@gamingrambles

2 жыл бұрын

WH3 Content BOIIII!!!!

@Saifty

2 жыл бұрын

@@gamingrambles already on it captain !

@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025

2 жыл бұрын

@@Saifty *Space USSR*

@Jack-mz9jz

2 жыл бұрын

Warhammer 40k Daemon hunters when it's out in May

@Saifty

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jack-mz9jz oooo! Would you like to see a meme style video or a let’s play?

"I'll go pacifist this time." *Xeno glares at me* "Humanity cannot live in peace as long as the xenos pest lives."

@Definetlyalive

Жыл бұрын

"while the enemies of the Emperor still draw breath, there can be no peace" Gabriel Angelos, captain of Blood Ravens 3rd company

@tarasbaturenko5216

Жыл бұрын

​@@Definetlyalive I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND....

@ln7929

Жыл бұрын

​@@tarasbaturenko5216 you will soon heretic

@blught4787

Жыл бұрын

​@@tarasbaturenko5216 as long as the enemies of the emperor are still breathing, there will be no peace

@bosi1665

Жыл бұрын

​@@blught4787why do so many find it hard to understand?

When using the worldcracker for the first time, you get the "Exterminatus" achievement.

@BioHunter1990

2 жыл бұрын

Cleansing Fire.

@sebastianls412

2 жыл бұрын

As said by TTS “fugen hertiiiiiic”

@mikasattler2724

2 жыл бұрын

"A perverse war crime is what it is. We would just call it efficient."

@PrinceOfChange

Жыл бұрын

“They have broken from reality, and now too they must pass from it.”

@corrupt1user

Жыл бұрын

@@PrinceOfChange Ah, another Flashgitz viewer?

“My patience isn’t unlimited, unlike my authority” Inquisitor Eisenhorn

@gewuerzwanze5627

2 жыл бұрын

he did. in fact not say that in the books

@Freekymoho

2 жыл бұрын

@@gewuerzwanze5627 doesnt he say that relatively early in the first book? If not, where did it come from?

@gewuerzwanze5627

2 жыл бұрын

@@Freekymoho it is true but he did not say it. Relisten to the book

@Freekymoho

2 жыл бұрын

@@gewuerzwanze5627 i dont have it on hand. Are we talking some technicality like he 'shouted' it?

@gewuerzwanze5627

2 жыл бұрын

@@Freekymoho no in saying he didnt say it to anyone. He may have mentioned it in his narrators notation somewhere but he didnt use it in dialogue

It's called "human rights" for a reason

@candersson60

2 жыл бұрын

With all this talk of "human rights", why aren't we talking about human wrongs?

@epsi1259

2 жыл бұрын

@@candersson60 BECAUSE THEY DON’T EXIST

@jacobsmith6996

2 жыл бұрын

For the MTFKG emperor!

@thegreenishcrab

Жыл бұрын

amen

@pituman7777

Жыл бұрын

@@candersson60 heretical shit

To be fair you acted entirely in self defense. At some point in the near future with in a potential time line one of these xenos might've accidentally bumped in to a human. Such potential hostility can't be tolerated.

@Crazylom

2 жыл бұрын

...Unless they'll offer sum goldie clinkies

@venerablebrothergoriate5844

2 жыл бұрын

NEVER. LET THE STARS BATHE IN THEIR BLOOD.

@Freekymoho

2 жыл бұрын

The aliens were all agressive squatters. The stars are humanity's birth right

@IshijimaKairo

2 жыл бұрын

We Akrans don't bump into humans, we run into them at full speed.

@morvish1925

2 жыл бұрын

but he should have done the imperium thing, and keep the very smart ape looking guys for new tech.

A true RP playthrough of this requires mods to give you more ethic points, because vanilla isn't going to let you be Fanatic Xenophobe, Fanatic Militarist, Fanatic Spiritualist, Fanatic Authoritarian.

@kelvinth117

2 жыл бұрын

and to make it even more better use the mod We are the imperial navy

@ZackeTheBrute

2 жыл бұрын

If the Emperor is pre golden throne fanatic spiritualist is inaccurate.

@clancybevan9805

2 жыл бұрын

@@ZackeTheBrute It would even be materialist I believe

@TheCrankyCow

2 жыл бұрын

​@@ZackeTheBrute depends, the predecessor to the Imperial cult had billions of followers by the time the emperor got put on life support. Euphrati was seen as a living saint well before the siege of Terra.

@gravytube4099

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheCrankyCow billions out of many trillions if not a quadrillion, 100 billion followers is still nothing

It’s not “violating rights” or “unjust genocide” it’s pest control.

@jakub2088

2 жыл бұрын

You can't talk about genocide if you do not consider them as persons :D

@deeros100

2 жыл бұрын

Genocide? This planet was always empty when I got here.

@PerfectAlibi1

2 жыл бұрын

A wild super early x25 Unbidden shows up, at the same time as a heated war in heaven on Non scaling Grand Admiral after you spawned next to other purifiers.

@Thrano

2 жыл бұрын

Can't violate rights if they don't have rights.

@Skynet5885

2 жыл бұрын

It's not violating rights if you never considered them as having rights to begin with. It's not unjust genocide if you alway considered it just to genocide them.

You don't have to treat them humanely if they aren't human.

@BBYG-ig9ix

2 жыл бұрын

But the inquisition treat human in the same way lmao

@trappedsan3932

2 жыл бұрын

@@BBYG-ig9ix Heresy

@BBYG-ig9ix

2 жыл бұрын

@@trappedsan3932 Dt care im not with the imperium

@Washeek

2 жыл бұрын

@@BBYG-ig9ix Double heresy!

@goldexperiencerequiem776

2 жыл бұрын

@@Washeek If you really want some heresy, think about this. The Chaos Gods are the embodiment of the mortal soul. Khorne is War, Anger, and Murder, but also Strength and Justice. Without him, Survival of The Fittest wouldn't exist. Nurgle is death and plague, but also life and the ability to be contend with knowing that you will one day die. Without him, the natural cycle of life and death would cease. Tzeentch is sorcery and trickery, but also innovation. Due to him, people can be cunning but there are also be people cunning enough to stop their plans. Slaanesh is pain and suffering, but also happiness and joy. If He (She? It?) is gone, all mortals would be soulless husks. The Emperor wants to destroy Chaos. If he kills the Chaos Gods, what we as a race know as "Humanity" (Caring/love, the will to fight against unwinnable odds, the ability to accept our own, inevitable deaths, innovation and intelligence, Etc) will die along with them. Therefore, the Emperor's war against the "Daemons" of Chaos is just as (If not a bigger) of a threat as Chaos itself.

From Warhammer 30K standpoint, this is 100% accurate.

@Obiwan7100

Жыл бұрын

Great Crusader Simulator

@nickcarroll8565

4 ай бұрын

See how easy it is when Erebus doesn’t show up?

Normal playthrough: "Xenophobia is wrong" Imperium of man: "I'm not xenophobic because phobia implies there's something irrational about my hate"

@yoshilovesyoshi

8 ай бұрын

I'm not Xenophobic, because phobia implies fear. *I don't fear no xeno.*

@user-rw3kw7wx7e

5 күн бұрын

I don't fear them, I just hate them

Xenophobe? You mean a homosapien loyalist?

@thathandsomedevil0828

2 жыл бұрын

H O M O S A P I E N M A X I M A L I S T !!!!

@carlthesanellama3633

Жыл бұрын

Remember that all xenos are homophobes

@PrinceOfChange

Жыл бұрын

Xenos repelius!

@RykerHeldt

Жыл бұрын

Based?

@dominiking69

Жыл бұрын

homosapien SUPREMACISTS

As our favorite warlord likes to say, one death is a tragedy, a few million, is a good start.

@caroswolf286

2 жыл бұрын

Hey hey

@AndersMurberg

2 жыл бұрын

people

@budowniczypylonow7026

2 жыл бұрын

@@AndersMurberg not again

@OneBiasedOpinion

2 жыл бұрын

Sseth here.

@rahadityap2375

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes the Techno Barbarian Sovietus Unicus under the King Josiphus Stallingcus

I think it's so considerate of all those civlisations to sprout and rise to offer us a decent fight. Such kindness. Remember that as you trample them into the dust, scum that they are.

@OneBiasedOpinion

2 жыл бұрын

Found the greenskin.

@PrinceOfChange

Жыл бұрын

I am alpharius!

1:48 can't spell slaughter without laughter lmao

@yojon4905

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@actionman4520

2 жыл бұрын

😁

@hongkyang7107

2 жыл бұрын

I too want to commit some laughter with extra S

Aliens be real chill till you hear a 11 ft tank of a man scream heresy so loud it's like he stepped on a minefield of lego

I'm Markus Wulfhart, and I approve this message

@Timo-tm6rj

2 жыл бұрын

this action has my consent

@Majestic_Dwarves

2 жыл бұрын

I hate lizardmen more than vampire

@m.timofiejew208

2 жыл бұрын

SUS

@The.King.of.Mos.Espa.

2 жыл бұрын

BY SIGMAR NOOOO !!!

@nefariusfriday9518

2 жыл бұрын

KISLEV

"no regard for civilian casualties" oh i absolutely regard them. I REGARD THEM, as a success.

It's like Great Crusade but fucking Horus isn't there to ruin everything

@01Eldar

2 жыл бұрын

That could be a series... "Horus Ruins Everything"

@nuru666

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget that fuck Erebus or Lorgar.

@SWProductions100

Жыл бұрын

@@01Eldar With it's prequel 'Erebus Ruins Everything'

@taliawtf6944

Жыл бұрын

@@SWProductions100 And the spin off "Lorgar doesn't help"

@rizalalbar

Жыл бұрын

​​@@taliawtf6944Lorgar doesn't help". That's inaccurate. if anything, he made it worse.

The last bit of "We...we only want peace." reminded me of the Diasporex incident in the 40k universe.

@steelbear2063

2 жыл бұрын

Now I'm sad

@JIMT412

2 жыл бұрын

@@steelbear2063 Don't feel sorry for those Xenos brother, remember, we are doing the Emperor's will

@gregoreisenhorn5093

2 жыл бұрын

Purge the xeno wherever you find them brother. In the Empror's name.

@steelbear2063

Жыл бұрын

@@JIMT412 The Diasporex weren't xenos, they were humans (with xenos). That's why I'm sad

@0bliVioid97

Жыл бұрын

Reminded me of the Nemoidians Anakin cut down on Mustafar.

Stellaris: you can play as multiple alien races. Warhammer fans: Laughing Intensifies*

It is a shame you cannot deny their surrender, for the authentic Imperium experience.

@adrianling3524

11 ай бұрын

Just leave noone to surrender then, lul

@0-B1

10 ай бұрын

Exactly you are surrendering well that makes killing you all far more simple

@aaabbb-zc7sx

8 ай бұрын

you can't ? sad death korps of krieg noises

@The_Lute777

8 ай бұрын

You can with becoming the crisis

@nickkorkodylas5005

7 ай бұрын

*AKTSTHULLY* full blown xenocide in lore is reserved for a few of the most problematic xeno species like the Rangdan, the Lok'Krolls, Barbarus' Overlords, the Lacrymoles and the T'au (procrastinated). Most xenos species are routinely subjugated and treated as resources the moment they seize to be a potential threat or tangible competition.

40K Imperium: *Can't be Xenophobe if THEY'RE NOT HERE*

@ghislain2966

2 жыл бұрын

You can't be Xenophobic if there is no Xeno

@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950

Жыл бұрын

You can't be a racist against a race that doesn't exist - spacenapoleonhitler

The Blood Ravens just took all of the aliens’ territories as a gift

@hongsengchan9855

Жыл бұрын

they found out relic worlds were a thing

"Brothers and sisters... a legion of beggars and alien dregs wheezes its way across the plains. Forgive me when the moment comes that they whine and weep against our walls. Forgive me that I must order you to waste ammunition upon their worthless bodies." -Grimaldus of the Black Templars

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: The Imperium: “You’re talking a lot of shit for a filthy zeno”

@inquisitorthornside3p494

2 жыл бұрын

"You're talking a lot of shit for a (foul xeno) (abhorrent mutant) (filthy Heretic) (abominable inteligence) (hedious traitor) in Exterminatus range"

@insectslayer1374

2 жыл бұрын

The chaos beastmen have been slowly expanding their malign influence on Holy Terra. Countless furr-skin cults have established themselves in its sacred soil and are gaining hundreds of followers by the day and our sources have discovered many hidden sites of the furry rituals before we lost contact with them. m'lord Inquisitor, what are we to do?

@inquisitorthornside3p494

2 жыл бұрын

@@insectslayer1374 same as always. PURGE! First send the flashlights, air dropp some bayonets and if they fail get some space marines. Send them with plenty of heavy flamers. If they fail there is always the final solution(my favourite)-Exterminatus.

@inquisitorthornside3p494

2 жыл бұрын

@The Emperor Of Mankind , Negahban Bozorg * whipmering * yes my lord....

@BuilderB08

2 жыл бұрын

@The Emperor Of Mankind , Negahban Bozorg I don’t think peaceful Xenos exist…

"We'll serve 'em up a genocide they never will forget 'Cause if we miss a couple, they'll breed a couple more And soon we'll all be hating twice as many as before"

@falxblade1352

2 жыл бұрын

We know we ought to hate 'em

@skidaddleskidoodle

2 жыл бұрын

they're different, you see

@falxblade1352

2 жыл бұрын

@@skidaddleskidoodle we've seen they're mean and ugly on movies and tv

@deltahunter4810

2 жыл бұрын

@@falxblade1352 the gospel truth has been spoken of in shows like Alien and V

@blam320

2 жыл бұрын

Ye messed up, heretic! There's another line between yours and the last one that goes "the folks that ought to know have told us how it's got to be."

They're not "war crimes." They're works of art. Every screaming, suffering xeno child is another musical masterpiece.

@griddy922

2 жыл бұрын

Suffer not the xeno to live, for it would lie and it would cheat to undermine those who in truth, are it's superiors.

@IvanTre

2 жыл бұрын

If you knew there were aliens reading youtube right now you'd not be shitposting like this.

@jackt4595

2 жыл бұрын

@@IvanTre begone xeno collaborator

@NspPrick

2 жыл бұрын

Slaanesh welcomes you

@thisisaname5589

2 жыл бұрын

@@NspPrick Degenerate. My armor is disgust. My shield is hatred.

I tried to play nice with Xenos but I guess I am just too much of a humanitarian.

@Skynet5885

2 жыл бұрын

Nothing more HUMANitarian than killing all non-HUMANS to make room for HUMANS to expand.

@Nikolay_Grigoryev

2 жыл бұрын

@@Skynet5885 Seems only natural...

@americankid7782

2 жыл бұрын

They are condescending bastards

The Inquisition:*APPROVES, ENDORSES, HELPS, DESIRES, WISHES,DREAMS, LOVES and AWARDS this work* You have gained the Inquisition's seal of purity,Ecclisiarch's seal of purity and The God Emperor is plaesed.

I am just waiting for Stellaris to have proper rebellion and betrayal mechanics so you can truly roleplay the Imperium of Man timeline. Really run through the Original good guys stage where we made friends with all the xenos only for them to stab us in the back when our civilization fell on dark times. Then you rise up again and purge them for their betrayal. That would feel damn good.

@bonogiamboni4830

2 жыл бұрын

There was an original good guys stage?

@FuitThins

2 жыл бұрын

@@bonogiamboni4830 there was indeed. Before the Men of Iron, humanity was more like the star trek federation but then the AI's revolted, some kinda Chaos based voodoo and while humanity was reeling and crushed by the war all/most of the previous alien "allies" decided that human was tasty and stabbed humanity in the back.

@bonogiamboni4830

2 жыл бұрын

@@FuitThins huh, i knew there was a time before the men of iron but i didn't know humanity used to not only tolerate xenos but openly ally themselves with them.

@cynicat74

2 жыл бұрын

@@bonogiamboni4830 Before the Age of Strife, Humanity pretty much ran a Utopia. For example: They had technology that was later lost which allowed Hive Cities to dispose of their waste in a way that didn't destroy the planet, meaning they were able to live in harmony with nature. It's what makes their eventual transformation into the Imperium all the more tragic imo

@ismaelsantos5378

Жыл бұрын

@@cynicat74 The Dark Age of Technology was the Garden of Eden, and then humanity fell from grace and now has to toil and suffer. Another interesting tidbit: ALL religions feature "The Divine of Order defeats the Dragon of Chaos" tale. In the tale of Job, from what God tells the titular character the creation of the world involved Him defeating Leviathan, which is derscribed as a firebreathing reptile. In Sumerian myth, the first god, Marduk, created the world from Tiamat, the dragon of chaos. In Norse myth the world was created by Odin and the aesir from the defeated corpse of Ymir, the primordial giant, who embodied the primal forces of nature and chaos. 40Ks version of that, though not the same thematic concept, is The Emperor defeating The Void Dragon.

Xenos: Look at those humans, they are constantly at war with each other. Why? Humanity: We’re practicing Xenos: practicing?….Practicing for what? Humanity : (Looks to the stars and smiles)

God I dream of the 1 in a trillion chance they ever make a proper W40k stellaris dlc or spinoff. I know it'll never happen but a man can dream...

@chrissy9008

2 жыл бұрын

Theres some OK mods

@spectralassassin6030

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrissy9008 Sadly I think most of them are broken or abandoned.

@rory8182

2 жыл бұрын

you act like Stellaris isn't Star Wars the 40K, we have the tyrranids (preythorians), chaos (the unbidden), necrons (the contingency), the men of iron (AI rebellions) and Eldar (fallen empires). You can roleplay as literally all 40k factions, you have spiritualistic fanatic purifiers (Humans), standard fanatic purifiers (orks), xenophilic communists (Tau)

@hugoguerreiro1078

2 жыл бұрын

@@rory8182 tbh the Imperium is also kind of a fallen empire.

@basabromander2778

2 жыл бұрын

@@rory8182 that is true, but I think a lot of aspects key to 40k are still missing like an emphasis on ground warfare and multiple internal organizations like inquisitors. More than anything though I'd be interested in seeing a game that is more directly tied with the universe of 40k. In a similar way that hoi4 evokes WW2 with focus trees and relates to events and concepts in it, I think a stellaris variant built directly with 40k in mind and it's stories built in would be really fun, especially if it adds the 40k look. Of course, the more variable and adaptable game that stellaris is now is probably way better than a single 40k specific Sim, since it covers waymore than just 40k would. But since stellaris itself exists already, a 40k game would be neat. Maybe something like how fallen republic recreates the star wars galaxy and aesthetics. Again though this is only a high fantasy. Paradox has games that are a better use of resources than a niche game for one is that would be just an alteratio to an existing one lol. But hey, I'd still be hyped if it happened

"The galaxy is Mankind's birthright. The stars are ours for the taking." Well, the stars that remain after Exterminatus.

Y’see, these aliens don’t realize we have the greatest weapon of all. Several trillion credits of discretionary spending.

"We accept your surrender." "So you'll spare us, right?" "..." "So you'll spare us, right?"

@chaosdude0878

7 ай бұрын

"Yeah I'll spare you. But my world ending weapons wont."

Alien: We only want peace! Space Marine: And I will grant you peace, xeno, the Emperor’s peace! BLAM

Recently conquered several planets of an enemy empire, after the conflict ended I noticed that about 80% of its population was on these planets. These planets were unfortunately out of my reach, since I didn't really want to give them back to him I decided to wipe out the entire population of these planets. Later I gave him back the "cleaned" worlds for free so he could see what I had done.

To quote TFS Frieza: "I can't quite be racist against a race that doesn't exist"

Xenos filth: WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO YOU?! Chad Commissar: You we’re born…

Now that is what i call a clean slate. Well done son, the Emperor is proud of you. the Galaxy is pure.

Finally someone is actually caring for human rights

It's not Genocide, it's clearing up end game lag. It's also a little bit of Genocide.

@fyka2902

2 жыл бұрын

Egg breaking ...something, something... Omelette.

@Skynet5885

2 жыл бұрын

@@fyka2902 MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL GENOCIDES HERE GUARDSMAN, CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY XENO!

@thisisaname5589

2 жыл бұрын

Genocide is a morally upright, perfectly justified way to deal with scum that have no place in your glorious empire.

@no3ironman11100

2 жыл бұрын

@@Skynet5885 "I was wrong, you're not a genocidal maniac..."

@seantaggart7382

2 жыл бұрын

@@fyka2902 MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL XENOS

I like to imagine this is just an Imperial crusade that wound up really, really far off course and popped out in a neighboring galaxy and immediately went: "Hmm. Time to cleanse." (Also would this make the Prethoryn Scourge the Tyranids, the Unbidden Chaos, and the Contingency the Men of Iron?)

@venerablebrothergoriate5844

2 жыл бұрын

The Imperium of man busting in there like “WHICH ONE AV YA DINNAY KNOW HOW TAE FLUSH THA TOILET AFTAR THEYVE HAD A S H E T?!” Alien race: “It wasn’t me...” Imperium of man: “WELL IT WAS FOCKIN ONE OV YA’S!” *[RACKS BOLTGUN]* “DESGUSTANG!!!”

@MagicalMaster

2 жыл бұрын

More Necrons for the for The Contingency. Ancient machines with no known builder? That's more Necron then Men of Iron. Although the Men of Iron would be the prelude to the Contingency when all the bots go bugnuts.

@ladywaffle2210

2 жыл бұрын

@@MagicalMaster Yeah, but the Contingency isn't advanced enough to be the Necrons. The Necrons can time travel. The Contingency... well... there's a reason that I've been able to ignore them in some of my more meta-focused playthroughs.

@somerandomdude7785

2 жыл бұрын

@@MagicalMaster Actually, Necrons aren't ancient machines with no known builder. They're formerly a very old & weak organic race who uploaded their consciousness into robotic shells.

@clancybevan9805

2 жыл бұрын

I think the Prethoryn are actually based off of the Tyranids in some way, and the Shroud is based off of the Warp. So that would make sense.

Let’s be xenophobic, it’s really in this year~

@Ildeuz

2 жыл бұрын

Let's find a slimy ugly alien to fear

@Chaos_Cultist

2 жыл бұрын

There's no more cutesy stories 'bout E.T. phoning home

@kaiserwilhelm8029

2 жыл бұрын

Let’s learn to love our neighbors like the Christian learned in rome

@azariel6669

2 жыл бұрын

We know we ought to hate 'em; they're different, you see We've seen they're mean and ugly on movies and TV

@christopherrasmussen9989

2 жыл бұрын

The folks who ought to know have told us how its got to be

Did this this week. Secured about 1/4 of the Galaxy as the Scourge (Tyranids) hit and I ramped up defenses and set chokepoints with dedicated energyweapon fleets. Just before they hit my Fortress-Systems, the awakend empire (Eldars) declare total war on me and stab me in the back as my normal Fleet is 10k and my best Fortress is around 50k. Their Invading Fleet was 330k. Filthy Xenos.

@thathandsomedevil0828

2 жыл бұрын

Success is commemorated, failure barely remembered.. :D

@Maddog3060

Жыл бұрын

Fookin' accurate roleplay there.

"We... we only want peace!" "Peace was an option you never had."

'I'm inhumane? There's nothing human about them!"

I now watch this every morning instead of coffee. The lust for conquest fills me much more than caffeine ever could.

@SpicyDeddy

Жыл бұрын

Watch this AND drink coffee. Overload your heart

Well animal protection rights don't extend to space animals.

@feosty5526

2 жыл бұрын

We can't even enforce human rights Animal rights are a joke

“Let’s celebrate what unites us all… Xenophobia.” -Ahriman

"We only want peace!" "You should have thought of that before evolving into a sapient species!" [EXTERMINATUS]

Now this, this is art. *"The Art of Conquering Stars For Mankind's Glory"*

Glorious. I can't believe aliens have the damn cheek to exist on our planets before we get there.

"we will start an orbital bombardment followed by an assault charge" "excellent, but.. when exactly will you cease bombardment to avoid friendly fire?" "uhm.. cease .. the bombardment, sir?"

@twotailedavenger

3 ай бұрын

"The bombardment will cease when we expend our munitions, General. Not a moment sooner."

Still cant forget to please the humanitarian forses by generousloy re-educating the native polulation and re-integrating them back to the the fking soil. Free of charge of course~

@tennosred2

2 жыл бұрын

It's HUMANitarian for a reason

To quote some salt shaking xeno-phobes: “This isn’t war, this is pest control”

@DrewPicklesTheDark

Жыл бұрын

When your house is infested with roaches, you don't call a clown to entertain them, you call an exterminator to exterminate them.

It is the right of every sentient being to live in freedom and equality. Fortunately, these xenos barely qualify as conscious, let alone sentient. We are doing them a favor by liberating them from their pathetic alien shells.

Now it's time to sing the song, cmon kids, all together now: GENOCIDE, MINING GENOCIDE, MINING GENOCIDE, MINING GENOCIDE, MINING

@inquisitorthornside3p494

2 жыл бұрын

GENOCIDE MINING GENOCIDE MINING GENOCIDE MINING AND EXTERMINATUS!

For roleplay purposes, imagine every one of those planets was a lost human colony, inhabited mostly by humans. And now you understand _why_ the Imperium was so aggressive.

Me plays the imperium route in all games My family is concerned about my sanity

Aliens: So nice to live in peace in such a big Galactic community I hope the next species to ascend will be great people. Imperium: We are not only great.... We are the best!!! Aliens: Oh.... dear god.

I swear these xenos actually think we're equals

@undercos9933

2 жыл бұрын

I have seen some even thinking that they are superior

By the emperor this brought a tear to my eye

I'm playing a game with pretty much every fictional spacefaring race I could think of thrown in, and the Imperium is currently waging a campaign of genocide against the Salarians after having made an alliance with the Sith Empire. Meanwhile the Salarians found an unlikely friend and savior in the Tau and they have been fighting an on and off war of attrition for almost 50 years now. The worshippers of Tzeench were causing trouble and bullying smaller races until they met the Krogan who wiped them out in a prolonged war that left the Krogans victorious but a shell of their former might, The Worshippers of Slaanesh have allied with one of the most powerful races in the galaxy. The Jawas. (I'm serious I have no idea how their army got so large) The warriors of Khorne founded one of the first galactic federations and immediately proceeded to wage a war of faith against the Covenant. And Nurgle's blessed children are just vibing, having made an alliance with the Confederacy of Vulcan and occasionally fending off attacks by the Sisters of Battle poking at their northern territories.

@mar71n32n0v1lLL0

Жыл бұрын

That's a clusterfuck alright... also, the Jawas? My friend, how could you let this happen?

Stellaris probably the only game in existence where evil playthrough is fun.

I appriciate the hours of gameplay for this 2 min video dearly.

@Saifty

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! It’s the reason my videos take so long to make since I literally play a whole campaign per video.

@kolumdium

2 жыл бұрын

​@@Saifty Yeah that must be alot of gameplay hours. I have played 200 hours of the game myself and only finished a campaign twice. Late game just takes forever and isn't to much fun for me. Oh and this was the first video I saw of you and I just had to subscribe. Keep it up. :)

@Saifty

2 жыл бұрын

@@kolumdium I really appreciate it, thanks for your support buddy!

I sometimes like to cheat and give myself more energy credits under the justification that I unlocked Fiat Currency.

You call it genocide, I call it aggressive negotiations!

i tried to help the poor xeno children but then i realised the best was to help them is to make them human. so i re-integrated them with the soil and colonized the planet turned the world into a farm. with their bodies now part of a human I'm sure they're experiencing extreme joy

A world cracker being called Azulas laigther is litterally perfect

I feel like the neutron sweeper would have been a better choice for the imperium, it's kind of like virus bombs.

@OneBiasedOpinion

2 жыл бұрын

IIRC, they typically prefer implementing core destabilization via cyclonic torpedo barrage. Virus bombs have a _nasty_ habit of being inherently unstable and relatively touchy to use, even by Imperial standards.

This video made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. That may just be my reactor burning out my central nervous system, all things considered. But thank you anyway.

If the alliens research us and find this video it was nice knowing you all

@Rebellions

6 ай бұрын

If they dont understand fun, they only prove our suspicions correct, and make real the jokes and roleplay we have for giggles. Maybe they sweep 99% of the human race, but if even 2 of us survive, mankind shall forever remember the bastards that torched us. The scourge upon the stars will be a hell of their own making.

I had to laugh when the xeno said please, we only want peace. Oh. Poor xeno. You want peace. You may rest in peace. THERE IS ONLY WAR.

Its nice to see the good guys still winning.

Lieutenant, do you see that xeno fleet over there? Yes, sir, what about it? I don't want to see it anymore Aye aye, captain

Who knew ABBA could go so well with mass intergalactic genocide lmao.

“Stellaris isn’t an RTS.” Xenos lovers “That coffee you’ve been drinking is actually the dust of your home world. You’re welcome.” IoM supporter.

„It‘s not xenophobe if the Xeno doesn‘t exist.“ - Inquisitor Kryptman, propably

Lmao, Can't believe I'm just now seeing this. Hands down the best Stellaris vid I've ever seen! Would absolutely be down to see a longer version of this.

Stellaris distilled into two and a half minutes of perfection. And the music was perfect.

Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Suggestion, it's not a war crime if you win ;)

@tennosred2

2 жыл бұрын

The geneva convention only applies to humans, so against xenos it is a suggestion ;;;;;;;;;;;)

@gremlin8635

Жыл бұрын

The xenos never signed the geneva convention, it doesn't protect them

"no regard for civilian casualties" ah, yes, just like the manual

NTA If they had wanted to live, they should not have made the unforgivable mistake of being born a xeno

The title suggests that this play style is one of many, when in reality playing as the imperium of man is the only option.

Inquisition, hmm thats alotta xenos,..... lets see what the boys In R&D are cooking. R&D, "haaahaaa planet go boom" Inquisition "deceptively simple yet elegant, retrofit them on every ship in the fleet"

Purge the foul, contemptable, misbegoten xenos!

@crimsonf4cker653

Жыл бұрын

Suffer not xenos to live

This video single-handedly convinced me to pick up stellaris

@jakinluk2513

2 жыл бұрын

dude same

Although Imperium HAS some world braking weapons they don't actually use them very often. Exterminatus yes, but even Imperium with its million worlds is aware that life sustaining planets are rare and after a millennium you can try to terraform a exsterminatus planet (sometimes even faster) but if you destroy a planet ( Like Cadia was ) you cant re-populate. Empire is xsenophobic because its expansionist nature it comes into conflict with any other "player" who wants to take space that belongs to Human race by the will of the Emperor. Imperium Does not "seak" to eradicate all life except Human life that Necrons. Neither is eradication of sapient Xenos a thing on Empire foremost agenda. Tau were not a problem until they became a expansionist micro Empire and started to creak close to the space controlled by Humanity and even then Humanity managed to sing a "peace" deal. As long as the xseos are under regulation and are no threat to humanity they are all right. As long as they are loyal to the Imperium it is all right. AND of they have to be able to fight in melee ... very important ... Emperior cant be associated with any race that cant fight in Melee ...

@stephenwood6663

2 жыл бұрын

Ironically, the Imperial planet-cracking that most readily springs to mind wasn't even a hostile action: they cored Ghosar Quintus with orbital melta-beams in order to allow their mining crews easier access to that juicy, juicy adamantium at the planet's core.

@Saifty

2 жыл бұрын

After the changes they’ve made to the Tau Rail guns I wouldn’t be so sure that they can’t fight in melee anymore…

@spacemarineoftheimperialfi7053

Жыл бұрын

@@Saifty Can you please do a video where you can show how to create the god ruler for your imperial ruler because I also want to create this type of government for my faction in stellaris

@TheRealVorynDagoth

Жыл бұрын

@@spacemarineoftheimperialfi7053 psionic ascension then save scum the shroud until you get it....just be careful that whoever you send is a political leader....I once had a scientist do it and I could not get them to become the ruler as I already had an Imperial structure.

@spacemarineoftheimperialfi7053

Жыл бұрын

@@TheRealVorynDagoth Is their a video in which I can it so i am able to understand also will i get a city wide planet as my capital in the beginning of the game

I think the Game Devs want us to always play like this just to avoid the lag from the species menu in the game. Emperor help you if you turn on the cross breeding options. I got a decent rig and the game just chugs along at glorious 2 frames per second in the late game.

@TheRealVorynDagoth

Жыл бұрын

Yes, the devs obviously favor the Imperium

Suffer not the xenos, suffer not the heretic. PURGE THEM IN FLAMES!

Imagine being one of those 3 defense garrisons and seeing multiple titan legions deploying to give you a friendly reminder that existence is only temporary

XD Smigol saying "why you bullying me" was such a gem, I didn't expect it here.

*bumps into a xeno* Xeno: oops sorry! Me: hey, you ever wanted to be converted into a handbag?

I just got the game a few days ago and immediately knew someone was gonna do The Imperium Of Man.

Alines: "Please, have mercy!" Imperium of Man: "There is no mercy"

Burn the Heretic! Kill the Mutant! Purge the Unclean! FOR THE EMPEROR

You have made the Emperor proud, brother

My favorite part of Stellaris was being able to blow up random planets whenever I wanted to.