"Master has given dobby a gunshot wound, dobby is dead.” jesus christ dude

@ogxbongz3539

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed a little too hard at that one

@dean2_

3 жыл бұрын

Master has presented dobby with a glock

@ethanrobbins5008

3 жыл бұрын

Poor Snotling

@Tydusis1

3 жыл бұрын

Well....that does make dobby free xD

@onesalamanderspacemarine707

3 жыл бұрын

Technically, a self propelled uranium tipped high explosive bolt wound.

'Aliens more like gayliens' -Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

@comradekenobi6908

3 жыл бұрын

Ahh, blueberries

@MrViki60

3 жыл бұрын

A CHAD WARDEN PRODUCTION

@imperialfist2304

3 жыл бұрын

Isn’t using a melta on them a war crime sir? Nonsense Guardsman! They’re Xenos! Should you propose this war crime idea more I will have to shoot you.

@ShadowReaper-pu2hx

3 жыл бұрын

Godamn gay greenskins.

@umbraviventem

3 жыл бұрын

@@imperialfist2304 it's a war crime not to use it lol

"I want to fight some Tyranids!" Well, that actually aged really well.

@ChaplainPhantasm

Жыл бұрын

Aged beautifully, like Whiskey

@conlanbadger7032

Жыл бұрын

I want to see more Necrons in Warhammer 40k video games

@ChaplainPhantasm

7 ай бұрын

​@@conlanbadger7032Prepare for the game to last hours, or even days.

“You gotta do the slow walk in front of the guardsmen, they love the slow walk” He predicted Titus slow walking in the trailer for space marine 2

@Web-man_

Жыл бұрын

Actually true

“how much sex did they have?” fun fact, orks are actually just giant mushrooms who blast out spores when they die that eventually grow more orks, and once orks get onto a planet it’s almost impossible to get them out without blasting the planet into an inhospitable lifeless rock as much as the greenskins are 40ks comedic relief, they’re also kinda terrifying, like if the moss on your garden wall grew to the size of a gorilla, made a chainsaw out of your dishwasher, and beat the shit out of you with it

@MrBizteck

3 жыл бұрын

Make a chainsaw out of a dishwasher ? Thats impossible..... Welcome to Ork Logic . I love the bastards!!!!

@readyjoe6427

3 жыл бұрын

Which is also why their never ending war with the Nids is both best and worst thing for the galaxy.

@cuboidham

3 жыл бұрын

@@readyjoe6427 oh big time only one of them will win, but everybody else is gonna lose hardcore

@snoox27

3 жыл бұрын

Thank the Old Ones for their creation!! Waaaghhh

@snoox27

3 жыл бұрын

@Chapter master Cato wow so edgy bro

"I'm covered in blood! Where are the holy wet wipes?!" Damn it. This got me

@monsterhiddenfromthesun210

3 жыл бұрын

Because you know it's true.

@N0_F1le

3 жыл бұрын

@@monsterhiddenfromthesun210 indeed XD

@TheCookie69

3 жыл бұрын

Hello sorry I'm late i have a box of the HOLY wet wipes

@N0_F1le

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheCookie69 thanks *wipes a drop of ork blood on armor* finally i am clean

@killaonmoco

3 жыл бұрын

I'll admit it, I laughed so hard where I was working at people looked at me but idc

Fun fact:This video got demonitized and zanny decided to keep it uploaded with no ads. What a legend.

@octilli

8 ай бұрын

Lies

@Donquixote_doflamingo164

7 ай бұрын

​@@octilli🤓🤓🤓

@Robbbyiscool

4 ай бұрын

Got an ad

@yeetusdeletus3226

2 ай бұрын

I got two

@OneNidim

Ай бұрын

KZread now requires unmonitored videos to still show ads even against the uploader’s wishes

"Greenskins? Are you trying to get the Emperor cancled on twitter?" Perfection!

@taqresu5865

2 жыл бұрын

Twitter is long gone by the 41st Millennium lol

@mattmark94

2 жыл бұрын

@Taqresu one of the few positive things about the grim darkness of the far future

@taqresu5865

2 жыл бұрын

@@mattmark94 I wholeheartedly agree.

@Nick-st4hb

2 жыл бұрын

@@taqresu5865 Twitter evolved in Warhammer and now is Nurgle realm

@taqresu5865

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nick-st4hb that makes sense lol

“Tech priest? Oh you mean those shmucks at the apple store” Best line ever

@chasedean4032

3 жыл бұрын

Beep boop toster wifu no happy

@andresgomeziii

2 жыл бұрын

If apple was run by the adeptus mechanicus we would still have the original Iphone 1

@gasperlenic8949

2 жыл бұрын

@@andresgomeziii but with more toaster. and SKULLS

@AsiwaritXR

2 жыл бұрын

Nooo i main admech

@theblackbaron4119

2 жыл бұрын

The toaster humpers

"WHERE DID THE ORKS BREACH THE GUN BATTERY?" "That's where the Orks breached the gun battery!" "OH."

@eduardo7677

3 жыл бұрын

Oblivion dialogue in a nutshell

@evaphoenix

3 жыл бұрын

"Acording the the CODEX ASTARTES, we are absolutely fucked." -Yup that sounds exactly like what Guilliman would write.

@Buzzy_Bland

3 жыл бұрын

That “oh” should be about 20 sizes smaller.

3:30 Calling Drogan the "sketchy Inquisitor" As opposed to all of those trustworthy, well-intentioned Inquisitors

@tech-adeptzeth1648

2 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@kreigguardsman3355

2 жыл бұрын

Amberly Vail is less sketchy then most

@Ghostof17War

Жыл бұрын

I‘m just gonna drop one name here, brothers: Kryptman

@ChaplainPhantasm

Жыл бұрын

@@Ghostof17War I mean...He still is a bit of an ass

@gabeargenti7931

Жыл бұрын

Yes the “innocence doesn’t mean you’re free to go, we have the ability to destroy planets if we wanted to” inquisition

The Slow Walk in front of the Guardsman is legitimately my favorite thing in this game (if we include the combat section beforehand). These guys consider it a blessing from the Emperor just to LOOK at you, and after the months of fighting they earned it

@mattmark94

2 жыл бұрын

this comment is even better after that SM2 trailer

@iTxip

Жыл бұрын

To those who fight valiantly the emperor sends forth his angels

“Show me a fortress and I’ll show you a ruin” is a pretty metal line not gonna lie.

@enklavegeneral9077

3 жыл бұрын

Rogal Dorn dislike this

@DimitriKurkov

3 жыл бұрын

@@enklavegeneral9077Perturabo like this.

@WayneRoberts72

3 жыл бұрын

yepperoonie

@hamper6511

3 жыл бұрын

Asdrubael Vect Wishes to construct more spikey spikey stuff

@djnotnice8416

3 жыл бұрын

Its up there with "I do not fear you" "Then you will die braver than most"

"It's a primarch!" If it was a primarch, credits would have rolled.

@RevenantRants

3 жыл бұрын

Unless if it was Angron, Magnus, Lorgar, Mortarian, or peruterabo

@kenya6497

3 жыл бұрын

@the Emperor of man how do you know if he isn't one of the lost primarch's

@krullachief669

3 жыл бұрын

@@RevenantRants Credits would have still rolled, they just wouldn't have been happy credits.

@m4sherman926

3 жыл бұрын

the Emperor of man hey what’s up me

@mistryeag1e

3 жыл бұрын

Unless it's Abaddon of course

"The Ork Ship just looks like a flying Monster Truck" A perfect summarization of Orks in general.

@dogalrorn

2 жыл бұрын

Colored red, so it's fasta

"I wanna kill some Tyranid!" -zanny 10 years later...we got the sequel and its fucking bug extermination time my BROTHERS

@kylekissack4633

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yes brother.. it shall be glorious for the imperium! Only in death does my duty end!

@jerredmanns7105

2 жыл бұрын

Just another bug hunt!

@jonathanathor117

2 жыл бұрын

Me: kills a cockroach and eat locust. Every Tyranid in the universe even the hivemind: Mom come pick me up I'm scared.

"The orc ship just looks like a flying monster truck" Well you aren't too far from the truth

@Zaprozhan

3 жыл бұрын

It is an accurate assessment.

@augmenautus

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah their ships in battle fleet gothic are pretty close to that.

@TheSexiestGoblin

3 жыл бұрын

IF WEZ TAKES DA WHEELS OFF DA BIG ROLLAH AND PUT DA ROCKETS ON INSTEAD, AND MAYBE PAINT IT RED, DO YA FINK IT'LL FLY?

@HunhowsShadowStalker

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheSexiestGoblin OF KORS IT WILL FLY, YA GIT! YA MADE IT RED, AND RED MAKEZ IT TAKE OFF FASTAH! ALSO, GIVEZ IT PURPLE BITZ! PURPLE MAKEZ IT SNEEKIAH! HUMIEZ NEVER NO WAT HIT 'EM!

@TheSexiestGoblin

3 жыл бұрын

@@HunhowsShadowStalker PURPLE? OI AIN'T NEVAH SEENS NO PURPLE ORKS!

"ROMA INVICTA!!! Wait, that's not..." He's an Ultramarine. We'll let this one slide.

@surmabrander2244

3 жыл бұрын

Well, ultramarines are directly inspired by the thirteenth legion, lead by Caesar during Gaul war. They were veterans, all in one legion (6000 men) to make a powerful elite battle corp.

@CyberDagger003

3 жыл бұрын

@@surmabrander2244 Yeah, the joke was about the Ultramarines being Space Romans. Though that detail you mentioned is news to me. So the thirteenth legion is the thirteenth legion? That's super cool.

@surmabrander2244

3 жыл бұрын

@@CyberDagger003 yup, 6000 angry and experimented guys with red shield and the coolest commander you can have.

@CyberDagger003

3 жыл бұрын

@@surmabrander2244 I'm actually taking the first steps into building an Ultramarines army that I will convert to have their Roman influences stand out a lot. My Ancient will be wearing a lion pelt, I'll be replacing my Bladeguard's shields with something resembling a scutum with Ultramarines heraldry, my power swords will be replaced by a gladius where practical, all my sergeants will have pteruges on their belts, captains and lieutenants will have helmet crests matching those of centurions and optios respecively... I'm also considering painting their shields and tunics red, but I'm not 100% committed to that yet.

@surmabrander2244

3 жыл бұрын

@@CyberDagger003 for me, if you want to paint your figures in red, admech welcomes you. With the new PA, they are really banging.

"I heard some heresy and I came here as quickly as I could" every space marines' minds.

Space marine: *has red armor* “Nice war paint” “It’s not war paint...”

@nick_a91

2 жыл бұрын

world eater moment

@TheDubDisciple

2 жыл бұрын

@@nick_a91 Ngl I always hated that piece of lore. They never cleaned their armor ever? The smell alone would be insane and Space Marine's have a much more acute sense of smell then a baseline human. That's not even considered what congealed viscera and bone would do to some of their power armor joints or servo bundles. I know its cool and interesting but its never made a lick of sense to me even for the so called Berserker legion

"The only thing you should feel after shooting someone, is *Recoil* . " -Sun Tzu, The art of war

@i3lackfusion

3 жыл бұрын

You humans feel recoil? Pathetic

@Muenni

3 жыл бұрын

More like Simo Häyhä.

@Scarletraven87

3 жыл бұрын

I doubt bows have recoil but ok

@lukeroodt7973

3 жыл бұрын

This is the most badass quote

@QueueWithACapitalQ

3 жыл бұрын

Really? i thought it was alexander the great

“Warhammer’s version of a recon droid is a SKULL!” ....No one tell him about the flying, vat-grown baby corpses.

@noblealpha3382

3 жыл бұрын

The. What.

@noblealpha3382

3 жыл бұрын

For once, I am uncertain if I should thank you.

@Callsign_Bear

3 жыл бұрын

What in the Kentucky fried fuck

@festethephule7553

3 жыл бұрын

Grimdark

@noblealpha3382

3 жыл бұрын

@@festethephule7553 they all about that VIBE

With the trailer of the second installment of this game just revealed less then 48 hours ago, I think it's fair to demand a follow up video now.

@theonlyzanny

2 жыл бұрын

it's coming

@stormtrooper612

2 жыл бұрын

@@theonlyzanny Hell yeah!!

"You see the Chaos Gods didn't like him" Surprisingly effective way of explaining the Horus Heresy.

@Ragnarra

Жыл бұрын

That's basically what happened. I still don't get why the emperor thought having twenty children was a good idea. Having one or two is hard enough but trying to raise twenty who you engineered to be transhuman (fancy way of saying they were more than super human) basically a demi-god of war your asking for infighting and a number of issues that you couldn't exactly predict either. Its like playing with fire. If anything the emperor should have done a far more in debth consideration of everything that could go wrong just in case it did but I'm not exactly sure if he was anything but a idiot. Like starving the damn chaos gods would work by making everyone athiest you just opened a new can of worms, they aren't bloody tyranids you can't technically starve a god especially a chaos god. By refusing to understand religion and its dogmas (understanding that much is key to coming to terms with it) not all religious orders on earth or terra was bad despite being a atheist such knowledge could provide insight on how to deal with such. The Emperor is deeply flawed individual much like his sons as a result of his poor decisions, erm ....I'm not an expert in this but I'm more surprised that the space marines didn't turn on their commanders because of them having little to no free time or down time to unwind. PTSD and Combat stress reaction which can slow reaction time among other things could make them easier to chaos manipulations in theory.

"The ork ship looks like a flying monster truck." Lore-wise, this is quite accurate. But instead of mashing smaller cars into pancakes, Ork ships (or roks) _level cities and smash worlds._

@neon6352

3 жыл бұрын

well, if the Orks believe hard enough they could make a monster truck fly... its all about believing

@attilakovacs5040

3 жыл бұрын

Neon they can create anything from almost everything at hand.....as i have watched what they’re capable of in creativity wise......

@lordasher6293

3 жыл бұрын

Wft

@attilakovacs5040

3 жыл бұрын

Asher Jamal what didn’t you got from what i said?

@lordasher6293

3 жыл бұрын

No

The amount of warhammer lore Zanny knows makes me very happy

@lorenzofernando9122

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@KyleAlexis

3 жыл бұрын

Amen.

@Seti12345

3 жыл бұрын

Not enough clearly since he thinks Orcs breed

@worldeater2414

3 жыл бұрын

It does too, but he gets some stuff wrong lol

@imperialfist2304

3 жыл бұрын

It makes me happy too, I will deploy a squad to only blast his kneecaps for his knowledge of heresy also astounds me.

Reporting back to watch this again with the announcement of the second game. The Imperium is pleased.

@jonbaxter2254

2 жыл бұрын

Blessed be the Emperor...

@Crimson_Sun2486

5 ай бұрын

Also Zanny may or may not be a Psyker

“The imperium of man knows no recoil nor defeat, no fear. AAAA-“

"The Codex Astartes does not support this action." The Codex Astartes also doesn't support TURNING YOUR BATTLE-BROTHERS OVER TO THE INQUISITION LEANDROS!

@bishopofmaonshan4629

3 жыл бұрын

Usually astartes hand them over to the Chapter's chaplain However, Leandros has a brain the size of peas

@LordTyph

3 жыл бұрын

It should have been Sarge they gave him too. Would have had a Space Marine Guardsman.

@Aurora07

3 жыл бұрын

"Shut the fuck up Leandros"

@drizzitdude

3 жыл бұрын

ESPECIALLY AFTER THEY KILL A CHAOS LORD LEANDROS

@SiegeTF

3 жыл бұрын

Leandros did nothing wrong; if not for the fact that the good captain shrugged off psychic attacks and a warp explosion he would have been turned over the the Chaplainhood and a panel of his peers (like in the Ultramarines novels), but that was some next-level stuff. He's probably leading a squad in the Deatheatch now, so it's all good.

Normie be like ”wait, is this in the lore?” 40k fans: ”perhaps”

@sebastianrodriguez9452

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a normie and I dont get the reference of him showing the bloody nose thing

@johncantu379

3 жыл бұрын

@@sebastianrodriguez9452 as a fan, its because the lore is super long and complex.

@Dug481

3 жыл бұрын

Mr Andy the lore is basically the world is miserable and nothing can be normal NOTHING

@beowulf4545

3 жыл бұрын

Its probably there after Conrad died or Lorgar was molested by a priest

@molloch5995

3 жыл бұрын

@@sebastianrodriguez9452 imagine someone wrote a entire universe in around 50 books of great story... thats the prologue. And then imagine endless bad writes messing with it, causing plot holes, where noone really knows what is canon and what isnt.

11:45 Zanny’s realisation about how screwed everyone just became is pretty impressive.

I've come back to rewatch this masterpiece after the release of Space Marine II's trailer. *FOR THE EMPEROR!*

“The imperium of man is environmentally friendly.” *laughs in forge planet*

@avatariroh0543

3 жыл бұрын

*laughs in exterminatus*

@agathaking4255

3 жыл бұрын

*laughs in Armageddon*

@stanleywhitfield9941

3 жыл бұрын

Hive world

@nicholaswilson9194

3 жыл бұрын

*Laughs in Krieg*

@EinsamPibroch278

3 жыл бұрын

You can't harm the planet's environment if it doesn't have an environment.

"I heard some heresy and came as quickly as i could!" Finally we have found something that the Imperium and Chaos have in common.

@siegfried1422

3 жыл бұрын

Well played. Now... *BURN IN HOLY FIRE*

@nippon19

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO, best comment

@thattigercat

3 жыл бұрын

Well, it fits the slaanesh-affiliated chaos forces anyway

@thedoomslayer8900

3 жыл бұрын

@@thattigercat In more than one way

@alexanderthegreat6682

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god I'm the 666'th like, is that heresy?

“According to the Codex Astartes, we are fucked.” Well, this is a line I will be using when I’m horribly losing a 40K game.

"the attempt on the emperors life has left him scarred and deformed" Another space feudal franchise reference , a surprise to be sure but a welcomed one also 11:47 nice sync lol

“Are we the baddies?” It’s 40k everyones the baddie

@regiman222

3 жыл бұрын

I'm just now learning about this universe, but even I know this to be true.

@loganjblack

3 жыл бұрын

@Diego Marra the tau have enslaved entire species and use them as meatshields, the tyranid hivemind is incredibly intelligent yet still gets far more biomass than it needs and will eventually eat all biomass in the universe which would cause the tyranids to starve out.

@beastwarsFTW

3 жыл бұрын

It's relative most factions can be good or bad, except dark eldar, the universe would be better if they were all dead.

@jeffthemercenary

3 жыл бұрын

Some are probably good? But dark eldars is certianly not good

@JuggyBohab

3 жыл бұрын

@@beastwarsFTW yea...dark eldar are just vile. fucking xenos filth of the highest order

“i will pet Kirin for every like this video gets” alright boys time to break out the 1000 fake accounts we each have so Kirin knows how much of a good boy he is.

@thrownoshade9054

3 жыл бұрын

Bestest boy

@cheesenugget1314

3 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for Zannys hand it’s going to be broken again

@yorkie1780

3 жыл бұрын

It's rumored he's still getting petted.

@JoshdaKnight

3 жыл бұрын

Gotcha covered.

@mlfhntr625

3 жыл бұрын

the time has come exeCUTE order 76

4:21 without diving too far into 40k lore, there are so many orcs because they’re a fungus. They literally shed spores that just grow more orcs.

So I want to say... For orks, fighting *is* sex, and their death is the climax. When their adrenaline is pumping in a fight they start growing. When they die they release spores, the bigger they are the more spores they release. These spores grow into more orks.

"It looks better than Halo Infinite". I laughed and I cried

@rpbp4468

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the laughcry

@jimvenanzio6561

3 жыл бұрын

thought that was just Harambe with discount 3D graphics from 2001....

@Fugginshidmypant

3 жыл бұрын

I had to unlike so it stays at 666 because I hate this but *im also in this photo*

@anjaneyasreetrout2444

3 жыл бұрын

Next thing someone will play Pacman and then say **it looks better than Halo Infinite**

@omnipotentazathoth5215

3 жыл бұрын

but where are those good old fashioned values on which we used to rely

"tHe COdeX DOeS nOt sUPPoRT thIS aCtiON...'' WELL I CAN'T READ

@Joshua-vl3ox

3 жыл бұрын

P4ladin isn’t that from RussianBadger?

@p4ladin167

3 жыл бұрын

@@Joshua-vl3ox you bet your sweet bippy it is. He's also a Warhammer vet, and he made a vid on 40K Space marine a few years back

@greyknightjusticar8412

3 жыл бұрын

Brother I am pinned here!!

@Minotaur-ey2lg

3 жыл бұрын

“The space book says this is bad.”

@christopherreynolds4506

3 жыл бұрын

"Sound like a buncha NERDS!" "Blood for the blood God!!!" "There is clearly some herasy here."

"Space marines aren't given sensitivity training." - Winner: Understatement of the Year.

“Nice bayonet charge loser” - George Meade after Pickett’s Charge

“Lucky for us, chaos is my middle name” ... “H E R E S Y” “Wait no-“

@strangent404a7

2 жыл бұрын

*bolter noises intensify*

@lordofshades9852

2 жыл бұрын

Slayer is my last name

@jackt4595

2 жыл бұрын

@@lordofshades9852 well saved astarte,but we will watch you closely

"The Ork ship just looks like a giant monster truck" The most apt description of Ork ships ever spoken

@AlexWithington

3 жыл бұрын

Not as good as "a moon with guns and it can teleport" My friend describing battle moons

@Potemking

2 жыл бұрын

Anything ork really

@AnNguyen-es4kx

Жыл бұрын

@@AlexWithington It’s…literally it. How else are you going to describe it?

@AlexWithington

Жыл бұрын

@@AnNguyen-es4kx well i mean big teleporting rock with guns also works

@AnNguyen-es4kx

Жыл бұрын

@@AlexWithington so changing moon with space rock and it still sound the same?

Damn I'd love to see Zanny's reaction when they announced the sequel yesterday at the Game Awards haha.

When he said “gotta do the slow walk for the guardsman, they love that shit!” They really do though.. means they might actually live couple hours longer.

The orks actually reproduce by spreading their spores in the ground and growing out of it. The orks are fungus

@scottland8698

3 жыл бұрын

Orks are the vegan option

@54fedase90

3 жыл бұрын

They don't know sex, cause they don't have womans, and probably dicks

@imperialfist2304

3 жыл бұрын

They’re dirty Xenos that’s what they are

@williambeck2372

3 жыл бұрын

I always thought they were a bunch of FUN GUYS.

@inserisciunnome

3 жыл бұрын

Space Marine:"what we eating today?" Chef: "Fungus Soup!" Orks: *SWEATING*

Zanny: makes joke about horny orks Everyone....... 40K fans: *dusts off second edition ork codex* WeLL AcTUallY oRKs DOn'T dO ThE sEXy..........

@noahmoufarrij1254

3 жыл бұрын

... and neither do we

@ivovonbank8895

3 жыл бұрын

im ashamed to admit that i thought that exact thing

@mantafish

3 жыл бұрын

Oh they do the sexy. It's just with a lot of blood

@NovaYote

3 жыл бұрын

@@mantafish That's the Dark Eldar

@mantafish

3 жыл бұрын

@@NovaYote they have the best blood orgies. I can't disagree

Things I didn't expect today: 1) Zanny getting me into Warhammer

“Show me a fortress, and I will show you a ruin!” - Zanny that one time he had 2 hearts and 3 lungs

Imagine having one heart lmao

@thelivingcactus9348

3 жыл бұрын

This post was made by the Space Marine Gang, and is proudly sponsored by the Emperor.

@harvesterman5210

3 жыл бұрын

Highly cool

@GreedyBastardPL

3 жыл бұрын

@Reuben Bruce three lungs and can spit acid

@thelivingcactus9348

3 жыл бұрын

Reuben Bruce And have 2 Brains

@skitariiranger4346

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine having fleshy organs, This post was made by the techpriest gang

“The ork ship just looks like a flying monster truck.” That’s literally what they are, dude. All ork vehicles are just variations of a monster truck.

@beastwarsFTW

3 жыл бұрын

That or trashcans.

@SiegeTF

3 жыл бұрын

Dis one looks like a Gravedigga, but it 'andles like a Bigfoot.

@iESCAP1SM

3 жыл бұрын

Except their spaceships. Those are ASTEROIDS with JET ENGINES for erm more control? I guess?

@JohnnyTromboner

3 жыл бұрын

@@iESCAP1SM MORE GO

@inthefade

3 жыл бұрын

Red is FASTER.

Orks take "I believe I can fly" to a whole new level

Who is coming back to this after the Space Marine 2 announcement?

@sixela2268

2 жыл бұрын

Many of us

@strangerdanger2147

Жыл бұрын

Nice

Zanny: "This Sketchy Inquisitor" Imperial Guard: "First time?" Imperial Citizen: "I don't think he knows.."

“Nice bayonet charge losers.” -Ulysses S. Grant

@florians9949

3 жыл бұрын

If it was in a movie, the soldeirs would have got immunity to bullets and canon balls.

@witzman9981

2 жыл бұрын

*laughs in deathcorps of Krieg

@selkie698

2 жыл бұрын

It actually sounds like something grant would say while drunk at picketts charge

"Master has given Dobby a gunshot wound. Dobby is deeeeaaaaad"

After all these years we're finally getting a sequel

@aa6731

Жыл бұрын

I lived bitch.

"Astartes! Do you want a sword or chainsaw as your melee weapon?" "Yes!"

@weldonwin

3 жыл бұрын

"Give me the Giant Hammer that is wreathed in lightning"

@mitchells7634

3 жыл бұрын

@@weldonwin As soon as the Mechanicus find the STC for it, we will build you another one. Please be patient, we are organizing our toasters

@Zaprozhan

3 жыл бұрын

In the distant past... Bolter with chainsword BAYONET!

@MansMan42069

3 жыл бұрын

"Custodes! Do you want a melee or ranged weapon?" "Yes."

@DGneoseeker1

3 жыл бұрын

Elsewhere: "Could I have one of those and a powerfist?" And the chainfist was born.

Zanny:*Uses A controller on a pc game* HERETIC

@oldfrozenwolf6803

3 жыл бұрын

How else you do expect me to play assassin creed games On pc?

@metj6885

3 жыл бұрын

I played halo online with a controller bc I suck at halo with a mouse and keyboard lol

Damn I loved that game. Wish they’d make another, so much potential from those devs. It Was great being immersed in that 40k world and it’s vivid depiction of war and life. Loved the fun orientated combat style and the game just basically saying ‘you’re a space marine. Do whatever who cares!’ Sad times there’s no second one coming :(

@TrueKivan

2 жыл бұрын

there is now!

@rjmontoya4963

2 жыл бұрын

:)

@CptMacTavish-sg7hj

2 жыл бұрын

This aged well

@dickassley5171

2 жыл бұрын

I assume you're happy now

3 hours of a Ultra Marine running while Zanny explains Warhammer 40k lore.

"The Ork ship looks like a flying monster truck." You've just succintly described every single Ork vehicle EVER.

@philiphockenbury6563

3 жыл бұрын

Every Ork vehicle can fly if given enough dakka to propel itself.

@r1ptidee

3 жыл бұрын

Red go fasta

@anangrymarine9174

3 жыл бұрын

Fairly certain that the Minmatar are just reincarnated Orks that learned how to read

@philiphockenbury6563

3 жыл бұрын

@@anangrymarine9174 So Ork Kommandos.

@RabidlyTaboo

3 жыл бұрын

@@r1ptidee NO. PURPLE GO FASTEST

Even after you play Warhammer, Kirin has more testosterone.

@thesingularityproject4042

3 жыл бұрын

**apply cold water to burn**

@nono-kr7um

3 жыл бұрын

then he shall enjoy it while he still has his balls

This dude “I will pet Kirin for every like this video gets” Video gets 94,000 likes. Me “looks like you better get to petting”

“Chaos is my middle name* The entier Imperium: 🙀

@iamaloafofbread8926

2 жыл бұрын

*loads bolter with religious intent*

@dreademperor2094

2 жыл бұрын

*burst through the wall carrying a heavy flamer* I sense heresy!!!!

@natecondy6193

2 жыл бұрын

@@dreademperor2094 BROTHER GET THE FLAMER

@dreademperor2094

2 жыл бұрын

@@natecondy6193 THE HEAVY FLAMER

"are you trying to get the emperor cancelled on Twitter." Zanny can see the future

@modakkagitplugga

3 жыл бұрын

Believe it was the captain of The Gal Vorbak of The Word Bears, Argel Tal who said "...Genocide is supposed to be righteous". Actually has a strong argument in 40k

@jonaselze9316

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine reading this two days after Trump got banned...

@yhyh8990

3 жыл бұрын

I mean they did try to go for Arch

@darrenwang8879

3 жыл бұрын

If he gets cancelled, the Emps will psychically destroy the lives of those traitors like how he destroyed his enemies in the Unification Wars.

@DaddyCabby

3 жыл бұрын

He must be a psycher

"Master has given Dobby a gunshot wound!" "Dobby is deeeaaad..."

I love how in any Warhammer playthrough every youtuber comes up with their own voice lines

I propose we begin campaigning to get Zanny making 40k lore videos

"ROMAN PUNCH"- Immortalized Unknown Terran Ancestor, speech recorded upon Macragge

@dreliq981

3 жыл бұрын

Is Terran from the uh... "Expedition"?

"Why are there so many Orks? How much breeding had to happen?" None, Orks grow underground like fungus. They're mushrooms

@Sylinnilys

3 жыл бұрын

Thats why whenever the PDF loses ground, is cut off and starving, the inquisition roasts some mushrooms for them.

@fumarc4501

3 жыл бұрын

Nosebleed

@marakalos3838

3 жыл бұрын

Best option to kill them is literally burn them so their dying bodies don't release surviving spores. The flames destroy the spores and make their normal decomposition impossible. Pass the flamer. THE HEAVY FLAMER.

@walterwhite6643

3 жыл бұрын

TIME TO MAKE SOME MUSHROOM SOUP!

@telurbiru1711

2 жыл бұрын

Just exterminatus them god-emperor dammit

"You trying to get the emperor canceled on twitter?" That killed me 🤣🤣🤣😅

"I heard some heresy and I came as quickly as I can!" That line actually made me chuckle!

“Just assisting the sketchy Inquisitor” That’s redundant Zanny

@caedes4367

3 жыл бұрын

Sounding kinda... heretical there...

@aspacemarine3749

3 жыл бұрын

*loads bolter* wanna say that again

@Southern_Crusader

3 жыл бұрын

Me: Grabs umbrella for the inevitable headshot.

@lepurpleboi3266

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Killer Joy any chance you have a second umbrella

@turtl3playz303

3 жыл бұрын

Said every dark angel ever

" Nobody expects the Warhammer inquisition " -Sun Zoo

@BJovanovic1987

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody*, not No one.

@mlfhntr625

3 жыл бұрын

@@BJovanovic1987 thx guy

"Yes, my favourite projectile: Vengeance" Timeless!

Zanny, you better do a video on Space Marine 2

"Master has given dobby a gunshot wound"

@Mestari1Gaming

3 жыл бұрын

What a gift!

@a_channel2545

3 жыл бұрын

“Dobby is deeeaaaadddd!”

Ultramarines: "I'm here!! What's happening?! I heard some heresy and I came as quickly as I could!" Emperor's Children: "I'm here!! What's happening?! I heard some heresy and I *came* as quickly as I could!"

@Grom8P

3 жыл бұрын

noice brother

@ImperatorIke573

3 жыл бұрын

Grammar really is everything 😂

@ladywaffle2210

3 жыл бұрын

And this is why you become a White Scar, instead; you don't say anything, you just hit the heretics and fade into the shadows. The Khan put it best: "To see us is a dangerous thing. But it is more dangerous to not see us, and only hear our laughter all around you."

@LAV-III

3 жыл бұрын

10/10

@anangrymarine9174

3 жыл бұрын

*Noise-Marine noises*

I heard some Heresy and came running!! >XD 6:38 - "Master...." that's funny, you win internet for today!!

“Im here, what’s happening, I heard some heresy and I came as quickly as I could” - that tickled me

"This game has lots of gears of war mechanics" Except spess muhreen has no pissy cover system YOU are the cover

@imperialergardist2788

3 жыл бұрын

*My Face is my shield*

@edboy5418

3 жыл бұрын

My faith and belief in the Emperor IS my shield.

@bobmartin9918

3 жыл бұрын

*Guardsman peeks out from behind Titus*

@karl-olavlunde4692

3 жыл бұрын

"Cover is for the weak".

@hallowedbeyourdays

3 жыл бұрын

Put it this way - if it's big or bad enough to make a Space Marine think twice about being in it's way, cover probably won't help much anyway.

I almost pissed myself laughing at “master has given Dobby a gunshot wound.” All hail the master of the Zan clan

@snoox27

3 жыл бұрын

My daughter is Harry Potter obsessed and even she loved this joke.

"oh god i'm covered in blood! "WHERE ARE THE HOLY WET WIPES!" i died after that part

Likely because of this video they decided to make space marine 2 so thanks Zanny for bullying the devs into making the sequel

Zanny: “I-It’s a Primarch!” The Ultramarines: “Think we could stuff this one in a box, too?”

@CamH-mc5wt

3 жыл бұрын

*NO PATHETIC BOX CAN HOLD ME* - Magnus the Red

@lucasbeck1391

3 жыл бұрын

@@CamH-mc5wt yet it did

@Karlstan03

2 жыл бұрын

@@CamH-mc5wt where… where are those ultramarines…

@isaacmabbley4870

Жыл бұрын

Magnus be like

@sirwaylonthe1st239

Жыл бұрын

​@@CamH-mc5wt Yet Bjorn, who is in effect a walking box, beat his ass TWICE.

I feel like saying “ sketchy inquisitor” is a little redundant

@jodofe4879

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, being sketchy is pretty much a part of the Inquisition's job description

@LordElpme

3 жыл бұрын

pretty much, Sketchy is pretty much part of the title Inquisitor, just like Corrupt is with Starfleet Admirals

@AAhmou

3 жыл бұрын

LordElpme Same for redundant with the High Lords of Terra.

@evaphoenix

3 жыл бұрын

It is a bit like saying "Annoying influncer" or "shitty mobile game"

@isaacintner5831

3 жыл бұрын

@@AAhmou how dare you associate captain general Trajan Valoris with redundancy. He singlehandedly redeems the high lords.

2:48 "Ah yes my favorite projectile, vengeance" Sounds like some shit the Doom Slayer would say... I fucking love it.

8:09 aye man, leave the guardsmen alone, they are trying their best :, )

Zanny: Who could have expected this? Everyone in the known universe: NoBoDy ExPeCtS tHe InQuIsItIoN!

"That's a Primarch" Nerds: Actually, its a Chaos Lord.

@pisuter3564

3 жыл бұрын

More like literally anyone who has a little bit of knowledge about Warhammer40k

@Ajehy

3 жыл бұрын

He knows his stuff, he’s just panicking because EVIL CHAOS PORTAL WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE

@mrgabest

3 жыл бұрын

40k grognard: Actually, it's a Sorcerer Lord.

@dilophosaurussk4333

3 жыл бұрын

@@pisuter3564 Also known as nerds.

@pisuter3564

3 жыл бұрын

@@dilophosaurussk4333 ok so if you mix water with milk then your a nerd

7:25 that joke hits hard

This is my first video of yours ever that I've watched. Subbed.

"They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mold them and in the furnace of war I shall forge them. They shall be of iron will and steely sinew. In great armor I shall clad them and with the mightiest weapons they shall be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease; no sickness shall blight them. They shall have such tactics, strategies and machines that no foe will best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the defenders of humanity. They shall be my Space Marines... and they shall know no fear." - The Emperor of Mankind

@Joawlisdoingfine

3 жыл бұрын

"BET" - CHAOS GODS

@zeta970

3 жыл бұрын

.

@krullachief669

3 жыл бұрын

40K has some great quotes.

@greenrice5099

3 жыл бұрын

Earl Josh Beloria nice

@Master-Bait

3 жыл бұрын

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“If they don’t bleed, keep shooting.” - Sun Tzu

@iluxius8216

3 жыл бұрын

Sun Tzu said that! And if think he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it!

@Roamingfirebat

3 жыл бұрын

Sightless_Seeker Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Magets

@sambrown9475

3 жыл бұрын

If that's an actual quote in dead🤣🤣🤣

Ah the Zanny video that made me a subscriber. Have to come back and rewatch every now and then.

Watching zanny always makes me laugh uncontrollably for no reason. STOP BEING SO FUNNYYY