I’m 90% sure the 3rd lung is just for yelling longer.

@ninja6245-real

3 жыл бұрын

Probably

@ShapeshifterOS

3 жыл бұрын

Third lung is for filtering toxic atmosphere. Nothing like a breath of miasma in the morning!

@Gojimon630

2 жыл бұрын

The math checks out

@user-xb1wh5mt4l

2 жыл бұрын

Asta Roth When a Harlequin stabs someone, the needle thing shoots a coiled "monofilament" wire which twists in the wound, causing extreme cutting damage to the internal organs.

@funnyswangoosething5088

2 жыл бұрын

Have you seen some Chapter’s battle cries? Literally some of them are full sentences.

"Are the humans the good guys?" "LEGALLY i am required to say yes..."

@seangrant4488

4 жыл бұрын

They ARE the Good guys!!!! You filthy heretic.

@baconvideo8413

4 жыл бұрын

Sean Grant I might be a heretic, but at least I can’t get sick. Mainly because I already have every disease ever made, but eh, it could be worse.

@seangrant4488

4 жыл бұрын

@@baconvideo8413 TRAITOR !!

@b2crazyeye

4 жыл бұрын

Baconshark PURGE THE NURGLITE

@Alertacobra12

4 жыл бұрын

Careful, you're starting to sound like a heretic

Fun fact: Orks are so unintelligent that their weapons only work because they have a gestalt psychic field that causes their weapons to work because they believe that the weapons work. When cracked open by several Mechanicus, even the vehicles are just random metal pieces welded onto four wheels that even the Mechanicus couldn’t figure out how to start.

@crows_are_superior4464

Жыл бұрын

To be fair the mechanicus doesn’t even know how their own shit works

@MyLifeIsAFrickingMess_MRPOLSKA

10 ай бұрын

The Mechanicus is the equivalent of inheriting a load of shit from your dad. The Orks do what they can with what they got and what they got is metal pipes and hope. And by god its all they need

@dr.bright6272

10 ай бұрын

They have rolldown windows so they can preform drive-by's on enemy spacecraft

@galomir833

7 ай бұрын

Remember that they don’t use communication device to speak from SPACE ship to space ship They just have an ork that speak REALLY LOUD Somehow that work SOMEHOW Same for breathing in a vacuum As long a they don’t know they can’t, they can do it

@dr.bright6272

7 ай бұрын

@@galomir833 they have windows that roll down incase they want to do a drive by on a passing space ship

What’s hilarious about the Orcs is that they’re only brainless right now (outside the leader in a mech suit) is because they’ve only been fighting each other; they get smarter the more they fight other people, for long periods of time, because they learn more and more. So, therefore, if you keep fighting them, they will inevitably get smarter.

@MrOiram46

Жыл бұрын

All fun and games until they start returning to *KRORK* 💀

@adamshafeeq8685

Жыл бұрын

It's kinda like "never played the tutorial and hope you learn as you go"

@1nva0er55

Жыл бұрын

​@@MrOiram46Mfw a single Krork would make a Primarch, daemon or otherwise, shit their power armour.

@slappybio1686

Жыл бұрын

Dont forget that they are also Mushroom people (I am not even kidding)

@someopinionateddirt6561

10 ай бұрын

So hypothetically, is it possible for the Orks to get so smart you could start having trade deals with them?

“We aren’t racist, we hate everyone equally” -Space Marine

@samfire3067

3 жыл бұрын

Imperion: we hate heretics and xenos. Doesn't matter who.

@defintely-not-toast7611

3 жыл бұрын

Can’t be racist if you hate everyone

@Butter_Warrior99

3 жыл бұрын

Can't be racist if you destroyed the concept of race, because the Emperor said it was, [C R I N G E]

@martinjonasson5026

3 жыл бұрын

Except people of our own race. And faith. And loyalty. And who are identical to us in every way.

@kinagrill

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it's the human species. it's not racist to hate eldar or orks. it'd be species-ist, I guess. But not racist.

“I can’t be racist to a race that doesn’t exist.” -Space Marine Edit: Huh, neat

@eliavi3251

3 жыл бұрын

Freezer be like.

@Raeinok

3 жыл бұрын

@@eliavi3251 Have you ever heard about the planet Vegeta?

@eliavi3251

3 жыл бұрын

@@Raeinok Planet Vegeta?

@Dean123123100

3 жыл бұрын

@@eliavi3251 dragon ball

@eliavi3251

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dean123123100 That's the joke.

"I don't know how they can roll with that much armor" says badger, but I'm over here like "they have a *jetpack* and their armor is fairly rounded, making it easier to roll"

@lastgengamers1137

Жыл бұрын

Your logic smells of heresy

@SchwarzSchwertkampfer

Жыл бұрын

Race an Species are 2 different things. The Space marine is right. Literally. I do not like spiders, or any other type of animal neither that tries to eat me; that makes me normal, not a racist. The same applies to the space marine interactions with xenos.

@darthcerebus

Жыл бұрын

It's less "Rolling" and more "Falling forward all the way back around"

@yasuowindrunner895

Жыл бұрын

@@darthcerebus "falling forward all the way around" so in other words rolling...

@fionfee

Жыл бұрын

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH

The story still made sense, that Blood Angel was clearly falling to his blood rage so they sent him on a suicide mission to back up some Ultramarines, unluckily for Dante it appears the Ultramarine plot armour extended to said Blood Angel

@baileysmith2999

7 ай бұрын

😆

@wf1675

7 ай бұрын

operation hijack the warlord titan is a go SPACE MARIENS

@Sgtgump9873

Ай бұрын

That marine is a blood raven

And this is my introduction into Warhammer 40k, never forget your first.

@unbarredhalo7327

3 жыл бұрын

Mine was Gladius, great game if you're into civ style games

@crazysith7809

3 жыл бұрын

Mine was Dawn of War

@thelion2751

3 жыл бұрын

Mine was the movies(they are...well there)

@celestialspartan1176

3 жыл бұрын

Same here! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Butter_Warrior99

3 жыл бұрын

@@celestialspartan1176, FOR THE EMPEROR!

Can't wait for Mark Strong to say his first lines in the sequel: "Shut the fuck up Leandros. For the Emperor!"

@creaturetransylvania8943

2 жыл бұрын

He will not be the voice for Titus in this one.

@GhostOfDamned

2 жыл бұрын

That would be funny

@HyperFlame64V1

2 жыл бұрын

@@creaturetransylvania8943 Is that Confirmed or you pullin' Heretical Bullshit out the ass??

@pututunik8748

2 жыл бұрын

@@HyperFlame64V1 don't worry brother, the person might be different but the gene is still there

@Hillwatch

2 жыл бұрын

It’s Rollo from Vikings

"Nobody likes the Tau because nobody likes dumb space communists." You had me on the "not liking them" side at the name alone, that later bit is just icing on the "Duty Reporting" cake.

@HPWRussio

7 ай бұрын

Funny that Tau are not clearly Communists. Because real Communism destroy any castes and stratums, but Tau has so much castes like Earth, Fire, Air and etc

@lastmanstanding5423

Күн бұрын

@@HPWRussio I found an unironic _"real communism has never been tried"_ redditor

Ah yes the four weapons of a true Space Marine: 1: Primary 2: Secondary 3: Long Range, and 4: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK😂

Leandros: The Codex Astartes does not support this action. Black Templar: Are they talking about a fucking book?!

@tamkin007

3 жыл бұрын

Dark Angels draws sword you mentioned a book?

@The_Light0001

3 жыл бұрын

WELL I CAN'T READ! **BURNS CODEX ASTARTES** JUST ROAST MY FLAMES!

@kreigguardsman3355

2 жыл бұрын

What are books

@BigTylt

2 жыл бұрын

Blood Raven: *MINE*

@nodeloliver6201

2 жыл бұрын

Black Templar: **[Screams in illiteracy]**

Technically Aliens aren't a race, they're a species. So the Imperium in fact IS NOT racist.

@geegeetomlinson2316

5 жыл бұрын

eh isn't "race" more a non-scientific term anyway? aren't the scientific terms like, "genus", "kingdom" and "species"? It doesn't seem right to split hairs on a word that has no clear scientific use.

@P4N70M1M3H0R53

5 жыл бұрын

race is specifically subdividing the same genus and species so technically they are just xenophobes. which i mean is kinda like being racist towards every other species in existence

@novasolarius8763

5 жыл бұрын

@@P4N70M1M3H0R53 that's not racism though. That's... uh... something else, probably.

@maverick5640

5 жыл бұрын

@@P4N70M1M3H0R53 DID YOU JUST ACCUSE US OF FEARING XENOS

@lokikinch

5 жыл бұрын

JAZZYLEE RACER ha haaaaa

Ah yes the space marines take their healing knowledge from the ultimate space marine, Doomguy (Doomguy was a marine. He was in space. Therefore Doomguy is a space marine)

Can't wait for a badger Darktide video

@pontiusporcius8430

10 ай бұрын

Or a boltgun video

0:43 “The only thing between us and them are the Space Marines” Cries in Imperial Guardsmen.

@mr.depressed886

4 жыл бұрын

Tantrums in adepta sororitias

@mr.depressed886

4 жыл бұрын

Binaries in Adeptus Mechanicus

@mr.depressed886

4 жыл бұрын

Screams in Adeptus Custodies

@kevinyasutomi9790

4 жыл бұрын

Laughs in Blood Ravens

@johnnysteele5934

4 жыл бұрын

Sobs in Imperial Navy

The story makes a lot more sense when you play as a Blood Raven. Purge heretics and grab anything that isn't welded to the floor.

@gordita6845

2 жыл бұрын

not like we can't take those too

@Crimson_Sun2486

2 жыл бұрын

@@gordita6845 the heretics or the floor?

@Ian-wn5lc

2 жыл бұрын

@@Crimson_Sun2486 yes.

@Crimson_Sun2486

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ian-wn5lc can't have shit in this 41st millennium

@speedwagon5314

2 жыл бұрын

if you cant grab the things welded to the floor, you grab the floor instead.

The 3 basic ways to replenish health in games: 1. Drink potions or pickup health packs. 2. Naturally heal. 3. *K I L L*

This is the video that got me into Warhammer 40K.

"Or belong to a different religion." Me: _Laughs in Adeptus Mechanicus_

@kevinmayfield6182

4 жыл бұрын

Jofish The best beeps and boops.

@brendoncabral6433

4 жыл бұрын

Or you can just be hear to eat shit and dip like the nids

@frenchsoldier8485

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't Big E convince them he was the Omnissiah?

@kaeosfactory

3 жыл бұрын

101010101010101! “1”1-11..0” 1..0” 1=“0”1\||\|’1’ !

@viperanaf

3 жыл бұрын

omnissiah be praised

Doom eternal: religious purging Space marines: very religious purging

@petepeterson5917

2 жыл бұрын

I'm 90% sure Doomguy could fit right in with the Space marines.

@timeforgottenprince8271

2 жыл бұрын

@@petepeterson5917 And the Imperium would welcome him with open arms after seeing his hatred for demons.

@Ciaramae7

2 жыл бұрын

DOOMguy: finally a fandom like mine

@ammarsalim1185

2 жыл бұрын

For the Emperor!

@Ciaramae7

2 жыл бұрын

@@ammarsalim1185wait im christian damn.

“How does it feel to serve a dying imperium guardsman” “Euphoric”

I literally just realized that there is a GODDAMN WARLORD TITAN on the planet and thats why it is strategic value absolute.

"Is that wise, Captain? The space book says this is bad." "Well I can't read!!!"

@ian5437

4 жыл бұрын

READING IS HERESY, PURGE MY EYES IN HOLY FLAME!

@davo_9673

4 жыл бұрын

Space book say this is bad "No"~book

@a1z158

4 жыл бұрын

@@davo_9673 I don't know why but this is the funniest thing I've seen all day

@raptorteam486

4 жыл бұрын

The virgin Ultramarine: -Blueberry smurf -Reads and follows the Codex like a nerd -Gets taught with other Neophytes The Chad Black Templar: -On an eternal crusade -Doesn't follow the Codex because he can't read -Gets schooled by a Black Templar -Hates all Xenos, mutants, and heretical SUCH AS YOU HERETIC!

@dionjaywoollaston1349

4 жыл бұрын

RaPtorteAm including themselves because they are mutants, besides everyone knows that the black templars are dorn’s rebellious teenage sons

Why a warlord titan is ABSOLUTE. 1. Few forge worlds can actually build the damn thing. 2. Those that can, takes least 80-100 years to make ONE. 3. They are city breakers and siege platforms. They are useful on the battlefield. 4. Most titans in general, are hundreds, thousands of years old. They Sometimes wage war to recover a fallen titan from a planet because rebuild one takes less time then making a new one. Despite the possibly millions of dead in the recovery... Welcome to Warhammer 40.000.

@philipslice6273

5 жыл бұрын

So, tldr for this comment is... STRATEGIC VALUE ABSOLUTE

@casualcgrain7835

5 жыл бұрын

tldr delay the exterminatus until AFTER the warlord titan is secure.

@igorwojtyna2158

5 жыл бұрын

1000 000 milion planets with 10 000 000 000 people living on ea h one of them with such Numbers u really Dont care about a few hundred thousand

@igorwojtyna2158

5 жыл бұрын

Also i love that the first response to an invasion was exterminatus

@comradeshadles4967

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you honorable brother

0:13 is just perfect. I need this as a ringtone

13:14 I shouldn't have laughed so hard at that

Fun fact: Everything about how the Orks act in Space Marine is 100 percent in canon with 40k Ork lore. *Especially the parts about teamkilling.*

@thatone7589

5 жыл бұрын

the ork truly are the best

@John2r1

5 жыл бұрын

Orks also spend more time fighting each other than they do fighting other races.

@Rawnblade13

5 жыл бұрын

@@John2r1 Thank the Emperor for that, cause if they ever united, the entire galaxy would be overrun by the green tide!

@John2r1

5 жыл бұрын

@@Rawnblade13 Yep . The Nids are enough of a pain to deal with without all the Orks uniting under one war boss. That would be well were all dead .

@zipherdias420

5 жыл бұрын

@Raven Brown Do you mean like, a WAAAAH!!...SHHH, no, that is legend.

Bagjur: "whats the only thing defending us from them?" Me: "the countless sacrifices of the imperial guard?" Bubger: "SPACE MARINES"

@raddragon1373

3 жыл бұрын

Bodgier

@iamazngi9540

3 жыл бұрын

what in the fuck did i just read?

@piratekingthaszar7912

3 жыл бұрын

@@iamazngi9540 the writer's room at Games workshop.

@allegoriedelacaverne6989

3 жыл бұрын

The planet still broke before the Guard did

@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487

3 жыл бұрын

@@allegoriedelacaverne6989 "Sad Cadia noises."

"ENGAGING WARP SPIDER." ... "AAAAHhhhh, A WARP SPIDER." has such a good delivery that it kills me every time.

@TheMemeLord700

Ай бұрын

The gun is a disguised warp spider.

Crack is Whack. 13:31 (That scene always laugh me out loud so hard! XD)

"How does it feel to get krumped by a member of your own race?" That's literally the Orks favorite thing in the Universe

@darthplagueis13

4 жыл бұрын

Second most favourite thing. Their most favourite thing is when they are the ones krumping

@fredfredburger5150

4 жыл бұрын

There's literally a part in the game where you encounter a bunch of orks happily fighting each other.

@darkherculeskabuterimon7203

3 жыл бұрын

This comment currently has 666 likes. I like that, but if I do then the perfection is ruined.

@tw12358

3 жыл бұрын

Umies is to soft space mines is to soft ork is just right

@Miscelanou

3 жыл бұрын

@@tw12358 noooo they love space marines

“The only thing standing between us and them: space marines” The planet broke... before the guard did

@starred1096

3 жыл бұрын

Well said!

@zachqaisar8661

3 жыл бұрын

CADIA STANDS!

@jigmatrix

3 жыл бұрын

FOR CADIA!

@lubu523

3 жыл бұрын

So? Objective Lost

@starred1096

3 жыл бұрын

@@lubu523 Tell that to a Cadian's face and see what happens, heretic.

11:55 even the glitches are badass

"Hippity Hoppity, Where the f--- is my property." - Random Blood Raven 2023 ( 13:15 )

Cadian: *Introduces herself* Badger's Marine: IT IS THE BANEBLADE Everyone else: *awkward silence* Sidonus: So...You were in command?

@Boringspy

2 жыл бұрын

Cadian: My lord, are you alright? Sidonus: Oh don’t mind him. He’s been at this for centuries and he’s starting to get dementia

@Scoutman4296

2 жыл бұрын

ENGAGING WARP SPIDER AHH, A WARP SPIDER

@androxtempest3913

Жыл бұрын

Sidonus: i...see my lord is he really mentality to be fighting in this battle Cadian: he does this all the time but hes very effective at his job

@AmarBalta

8 ай бұрын

Something Something crack is whack

@arthaswilliams9414

5 ай бұрын

​@@Scoutman4296 it sounds like he forgot about the warp spider after saying that

"Blood Ravens didnt stole anything." Have you noticed that after they landed, the titan suddenly disappeared?

@silverbolt67

5 жыл бұрын

Wait wha?! THOSE BLOODY MAGPIES

@lokikinch

5 жыл бұрын

Maciek Grodziński it never left the manofactorum and after leaving the manofactorum you go STRAIGHT TO THE SPIRE

@MartaTzu

5 жыл бұрын

@@lokikinch So, it is stolen or not stolen until you can check it again, which is ulikely to happen. The Shroedinger titan.

@JordanSmith-yi3ji

5 жыл бұрын

@Julian Monette The Blood Ravens rode in on a Ultramarine Thunderhawk (is that what they're called?), so that was stolen too. With the Ultramarines still inside.

@MrEvan312

5 жыл бұрын

Just because the Blood Ravens didn't steal it right away doesn't mean they didn't come back later with something big enough to move it.

4 years later these videos were my gateway drug into Warhammer 40k

“The only thing between us and them are the Space Marines." Guardsmen, Adeptis Mechanis, Sisters of Battle, and the Death Korps of Krieg: *are we a joke to you?*

Finds out a sequel to this game has been announced: FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

@Donbasos14

2 жыл бұрын

FOR THE EMPEROR!

@GhostOfDamned

2 жыл бұрын

YAAAAAAA! FOR THE EMPEROR

@amustardseed6748

2 жыл бұрын

When your enemy is so retarded that what the believe works actual works.

@johnroscoe2406

2 жыл бұрын

A WARP SPIDER!

@afrowe0093

2 жыл бұрын

FOR THE EMPEROR

"The enemies ARE the health kits!" DOOM Slayer: 👍

@nowhere474

4 жыл бұрын

Doom Slayer FEARS SLY MARBO!!!

@JustLetMeUseNPC

4 жыл бұрын

DOOM LOVES THAT!

@kamchatmonk

4 жыл бұрын

DOOM Slayer would fit right in with W40k.

@krysc3278

4 жыл бұрын

@@nowhere474 more than fear, i think it would be a mutual respect, both are unstopable forces of nature too angries to die.

@convoy034

4 жыл бұрын

DOOM Slayer: I approve this

Space marine: *smacks a goblin sized ork* Goblin sized ork: *becomes fine red mist*

0:44 ah yes! The imperial Guard! They do all the fighting! 0:48 oh.....

"Second Leftenant Mira, 203rd Cadian Regiment." "IT IS THE BANEBLADE."

@johnroscoe2406

4 жыл бұрын

ENGAGING WARP SPIDER! "Come with m-*" AAAAAAAH A WARP SPIDER!

@peepoobeepoo5842

4 жыл бұрын

"They keep shooting us down" *WARP SPIDERS*

@lookatthepicture4107

4 жыл бұрын

CREEEEEEEEEED!!!

@cl4p-tp76

4 жыл бұрын

Something something crack is whack

I was told the best way to explain 40K to a new comer is just to say "You decided to side with the space Nazis because Cthulhu was kinda scary"

@Madheim777

3 жыл бұрын

and the best thing is that isnt inaccurate at all X'D

@fieldmarshalrommel9495

3 жыл бұрын

Best way to say it

@gipsydanger5802

3 жыл бұрын

the black templars do have a cross

@Flaxdosh

3 жыл бұрын

Space romans to be exact

@thedoctor8527

3 жыл бұрын

Or better yet just u screaming for the emperor for a couple hours while slaughtering other species that arent u

Can’t wait for the sequel video, FOR THE EMPERORRRRRRRRRRRR

Leandros is the only lore-accurate Space Marine in this game, lol.

@JoshuaAndres

11 ай бұрын

He’s also a fuckin WIMP

My favorite scene Nerdy space marine : "CODEX ASTARTES doesn't support this action " Blood Marine : "Shut the f**k up , Leonardes " FOR THE EMPRAH"

"What's the only thing defending US from THEM? Space Marines! :D" *cries in ceaseless slaughter of Astra Militarum*

@Storiaron

2 жыл бұрын

"How does it feel to get krumped by a member of your own race?" Astra militarum cries even harder

@Voltboy1449

2 жыл бұрын

FOR THE EMPRA

@l0singzanity1

Жыл бұрын

*They held the line for 10,000 years!*

@kreigguardsman3355

Жыл бұрын

The planet cracked before the guard did

@theeyeofodin4414

Жыл бұрын

Astra Mili-what now? You're in the Imperial Guard now, son

I wish this game would've gotten re-release or had a special edition with the mutiplayer skis in campaign mode. I miss this game so much

Honestly I think Badgers 30 second description of 40k is one of the best summations I've ever heard

99% Casualty rate. *Victory*

@TheDarkkilla12

5 жыл бұрын

IMV _ You call Stalingrad a bad time? We call that a Tuesday.

@mihos11

5 жыл бұрын

And nothing of worth was lost that day

@generalfranky1905

5 жыл бұрын

IMV *BROTHER, I WILL RESPAWN!*

@taylormotyl5085

5 жыл бұрын

... war... War never changes...

@nightstalker140

5 жыл бұрын

You're in the guard now son

Russian badger: the only defense is space marines Guardsmen: am I a joke to you?

@frenchsoldier8485

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@jacksonarnold9669

4 жыл бұрын

They are, their guns are nicknamed “flashlights”

@davo_9673

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, yes they are, death to the false emperor

@commissaryarrick9939

4 жыл бұрын

Ok heretic boomer

@davo_9673

4 жыл бұрын

@@commissaryarrick9939 no u

“What’s the only thing defending us from them? SPACE MARINES.” *sobs in imperial guard, admech, battle sisters, custodes and KNIGHTS!*

you know, with the way the healing system works in this game, it would probably make more sense for titus to be a blood angel, since they got a thing for drinking blood

@monsterhunter66

2 жыл бұрын

Are they vampires?

@wheezer5038

2 жыл бұрын

@@monsterhunter66 yes and no, they have an odd thirst for blood but it is not necessary for them to survive. its a weird psycho/genetic quirk of their's called the Red Thirst.

“Hippity, hoppity, where the f**k is my property?” and “Something, something... Crack is whack.” are possibly now my two favorite lines of all time.

@aaahyesname8296

3 жыл бұрын

Silence mutant

@starflarethewizard1490

3 жыл бұрын

Matthew Dalessio Bruh...

@ThunderSkull214

3 жыл бұрын

ubisoft, me angy, fix

@somerandomknucklesinatank1491

3 жыл бұрын

I LOVE CRACK! AND COCAINE! AND METH! AND EVERYTHING ELSE!

@CJ-ow2ld

3 жыл бұрын

13:15

"As you may have seen, it is shooting down all of our support vessels ..." "ENGAGING WARPSPIDER! AAAAAHH A WARPSPIDER!" Perfection

@CommanderGameLP

4 жыл бұрын

HIPPITY HOPPITY WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PROPERTY!?

@Sir_Bucket

3 жыл бұрын

YOU HAVE CAPTAIN DIOMEDES

@halostormx7827

3 жыл бұрын

Baneblade

@ErickGarcia-le8pt

3 жыл бұрын

BRUVA I AM PINNED HERE!!!

Other villains going on a monologue about how their sister died when they were five years old and they're going to destroy the world. Grimskull: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

It funny how badger puts glide by stephen walking while making a massacre at 5:28.

"Dumbass weaboo space commys" is actually a fairly accurate summation of the Tau. Also, fun Astarte power is they can see peoples memories by eating them.

@jeffthemercenary

3 жыл бұрын

I mean Tau literally had Gundams

@davidmiller9485

3 жыл бұрын

some can... some of the geneseeds have degraded to the point that various chapters have lost certain abilities that were supposed to be common amongst all Space Marines. Acid Saliva is another one that is missing from some chapters. Also, just to be complete some chapter's geneseed has mutated to the environment from which that chapter gains it's recruits. The space wolves and salamanders are good examples of this.

@Dabluemoon93

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly tau look like fish people.

@picklestheomnipotent4535

3 жыл бұрын

Just like weebs they have no idea how to use swords lol

@opusmagnus26

3 жыл бұрын

From what I was told one time in VRChat during a PVP event or so, the correct term is "Weaboo Space Socialist". To that, I say "Weaboo Space Socialist-Communists" or "Weaboo Space Communist-Socialists". I kind of like the Tau. They're the first race I picked for my first DoW: Soulstorm campaign.

"Don't ask me how these characters roll in this much armour, it's a long story." The armour is basically a tiny mech. Done.

@theadministrator8704

4 жыл бұрын

Nova Solarius it’s called the black carapace.. allowing the Astartes to fully interface with the suit... letting the marine feel what the armor is feeling...

@novasolarius8763

4 жыл бұрын

@@theadministrator8704 That alone doesn't explain how they can roll in it. Marines are strong, but even they can't function that well when wearing such a heavy suit of armour without assistance.

@theadministrator8704

4 жыл бұрын

Nova Solarius do you know what the black carapace is?

@novasolarius8763

4 жыл бұрын

@@theadministrator8704 Yes. It's the implant that permits a Marine to interface with power armour.

@theadministrator8704

4 жыл бұрын

Nova Solarius okay

The fact that I know most of the lines in the space marine voice is credit to how many times I have watched this video, almost comforting

I'm surprised TheRussianBadger hasn't done a video on darktide yet lol. It's utter chaos but fun lol

Marines : STOP RESISTING!!! Space Marines : STOP EXISTING!!!

@darrianweathington1923

5 жыл бұрын

Da Juhasch "welcome to the grim darkness of the future, fun isn't allowed, happiness is banned peace doesn't exist, and *THERE IS ONLY WAR!* " Sounds like games workshop knew Trump was going to be president

@Airguardian

5 жыл бұрын

True Space Marines: CEASE.

@KraNisOG

5 жыл бұрын

@@darrianweathington1923 wot?

@gamingwolf4423

5 жыл бұрын

Borg: resistance is futile Space marines: existing is futile

@majormajorasic

5 жыл бұрын

@@darrianweathington1923 Now do the motto from the Ork's perspective.

This game is getting a sequel and I really hope Badger plays it when it comes out

This video was my first introduction to Warhammer and now I have spent more than $5000 on Warhammer miniatures. Help.

Fun fact about 40k: Did you know that orks have the power to think of anything and it will come true? The only problem is that they don’t know about that.

@ireallycant4416

2 жыл бұрын

the orks is the reason that im alive.. its just impossible

"The enemies _ARE_ the health kits!" Doom Slayer: *You don't say?*

@captaingalaxy5265

3 жыл бұрын

Warhammer is the OG Doom

@pillowrosen3026

3 жыл бұрын

As someone who has played doom 2016 and will be playing doom eternal soon, the enemies are indeed just medkits.

@ninja6245-real

3 жыл бұрын

Cannon fodder? You mean living breathing ammo boxes?

@opusmagnus26

3 жыл бұрын

@@ninja6245-real Both actually. You regain both health and ammo types via Glory Kills.

@pohja4552

3 жыл бұрын

Check release dates broski

Imagine a space marine at school "how do you get to school" "pure rage"

@nickfiggy2866

5 жыл бұрын

[SCREAMING EXTERNALLY]

@sergiosukamto415

5 жыл бұрын

@DankDank Vader wait there is no wolf in fenris

@codyzuniga5504

5 жыл бұрын

Now I love 40k

@MrRobot-0

5 жыл бұрын

Pure rage is how you get into the angry marines but they werent canon

@romeisfallingagain

5 жыл бұрын

@DankDank Vader space wolf checking in. can confirm

This commentary is the one of the funniest I've ever watched. I literally couldn't stop laughing for twenty minutes

this video singlehandedly got me into 40k. thanks, badger.

The bolter used is a .998 Godwyn Pattern, which is a standard weapon for Space Marines (as much as anything involving Space Marines can be standard, anyway). It fires a .998 self-propelled explosive tipped round, which is roughly analogous to the 25x137mm round fired by the M242 Bushmaster chain gun, which is used most notably in the Bradley fighting vehicle

@HellbirdIV

2 жыл бұрын

The .998 does not refer to the calibre of the Bolter shell. That's a mistake Badger makes in the video: Space Marine Bolters are chambered in .75 calibre, with rounds measuring roughly 20x50mm, and the Imperium also has smaller .50 calibre bolters that can be used by ordinary humans. The .998 refers to the year the weapon was designed or implemented, the 998th year of an (unnamed) Millennium, possibly 998.M40, aka the year 39998. The HEAVY Bolter does fire '1 calibre' rounds, which would be closer to the Bushmaster's long 25mm.

@AremStefaniaK

2 жыл бұрын

thought that was a 40mm bofors wat de hek

@idiocyincorporated7635

2 жыл бұрын

@@AremStefaniaK it's a purge rock that's sole purpose is to deliver the emperor's will. end of discussion.

@themanformerlyknownascomme777

2 жыл бұрын

@@AremStefaniaK I mean, in actual scale the Bolter is 60mm but in lore it's .75 caliber (20mm, .998 is 25mm)

@jackgeorge9478

Жыл бұрын

Ok, ok, but, it’s still a big bullet

Step 1: Purge Xenos Step 2: Purge Heresy Step 3: ??? Step 4: FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

@benman448

5 жыл бұрын

Why Purge the Xenos, When you can become food for the swarm

@jokerface1404

5 жыл бұрын

Could Step 3 be "PROFIT" ?

@rebelfleetcommander5138

5 жыл бұрын

Step: 3 STEAL PROPERTY

@waffleblitzkrieg1765

5 жыл бұрын

ssetp3 repeat steps 1 and 2 until you run out of ammo the proceed to bet them do death with their friends bodys

@jokerface1404

5 жыл бұрын

I'm down with that step

Religion fueled killing machines was genius.

This part really sounds like a mobile game add to me😂 4:39

"What's the only thing guarding us from them?" A Guardsman with a flashlight. He has stood watch of man for millenia, his body the shield upon which the imperium of man hides beneath when the darkness stretches out before us

@darrenwang8879

3 жыл бұрын

The sledgehammer of the Imperium! The undefeated wall of guns!

@kreigguardsman3355

2 жыл бұрын

The planet beaches before the guard did

“Tune in next time where we make fun of the salamanders.” Still waiting on that badger.

@mattpelter

5 жыл бұрын

I just found this video and frantically searched for the “salamander” video because I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard at a WK40k video since Bruva Alfabusa’s If The Emperor Had A Text-to-Speech Device.

@MC_Grex

5 жыл бұрын

@@mattpelter I know right? admittedly i had watched it when it came out but his best of 2018 reminded me of a promise that desperately needs to be fulfilled!

@Pumpkin42O

5 жыл бұрын

He cant because you cant make fun of the guys so badass they sit in there base taking in radiation constantly

@joshuawittenberg8975

5 жыл бұрын

But Salamanders are the best chapter!

@christophermadsen1104

5 жыл бұрын

@@joshuawittenberg8975 no

i love how the way the bealth bar is situated is like YOURE THE BOSS FIGHT

"...the enemies are the health kits."Doom Slayer would be proud.. I’m 90% sure the 3rd lung is just for yelling longer..

"think of them as religion death fueled machines" well the emperor dislikes that

@timewellspent8137

5 жыл бұрын

All hail the Man-Emperor

@Southern_Crusader

5 жыл бұрын

A religious death machine is harder to fight than a freaking Ork hord. The Faithful don't stop even in death!

@dr.vikyll7466

5 жыл бұрын

@@timewellspent8137 ALL HAIL THE MAN-EMPEROR OF MANKIND

@Ratgraz

5 жыл бұрын

@@dr.vikyll7466 THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!

@furiaitalica6704

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ratgraz the emperor attacc

Orkz: " *WAAAAGH!!!* " Blood Ravens: " *WAAAAGH!!!* "s right back!

@M3ta1Head1

3 жыл бұрын

I believe the Blood Raven pronunciation would be *a-hem*: AaaaaaAAAAAHHHH!

The line about growing up playing Dawn of War brought back memories. It was my first ever RTS and what got me into Warhammer in the first place. Blood Ravens Supreme!

Why do I get the feeling that the Doom Slayer would fit right in with these guys.

@Novictus

Жыл бұрын

Doom Guy is an honorary Space Marine

Slamming an Orc so hard that the axe hovers back and the blood is swung off as it returns to the Force Sensitive Blood Marine is now my favorite finisher in video games.

@Lord_GhostBoner_

10 ай бұрын

GOD OF WARHAMMER 40K

0:59 They are crafted by the Emperor to purge heretics The Emperor in 30k: Excuse me, purge who?

@amandeepgill5206

4 жыл бұрын

Emperor of man: Wait- .... Shit! *facepalm*

@konokooooo

4 жыл бұрын

What is this mean heretics?

@timothylaranjo5109

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao I laughed at this shit when half of the space marines became corrupted and almost killed the emperor

@tacoblude8208

3 жыл бұрын

Emperor: *wakes up* “Must of dosed off for a second.” “Our glorious God emperor has returned” “The fuck did you call me?”

@sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922

3 жыл бұрын

To purge xenos scum from our world

He’s having way too much fun in these clips

2:46 is easily the best moment of the video

“And what’s the only thing standing between us and them? SPACE MARINES.” * Triggered commissar *

@spirz4557

5 жыл бұрын

"How many guardsmen does it takes to empty a belt-fed bolter ? Let's find out, shall we ?"

@NunofyaFB

5 жыл бұрын

“For each of us who falls, ten more shall take his place!”

@Delta-es1lg

5 жыл бұрын

THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD!

@BeatmasterAC

5 жыл бұрын

@@spirz4557 Commissar :" We have more Men, than they have Ammo. SQUAD, FIX BAYONETTS AND READY FOR CHARGE."

@WintersTheSixth

5 жыл бұрын

*TRIGGERED IQUISITOR*

1:45 "Even gods may die!" Religious aliens: *sweats*

@humantwist-offcap9514

4 жыл бұрын

ArcanePanzer I am still trying to figure out which DoW unit says this line because it’s the most hardcore shit ever

@turkay67turkay

4 жыл бұрын

@@humantwist-offcap9514 Blood Ravens

@cc-bk3tx

4 жыл бұрын

@@humantwist-offcap9514 that is the Chaos lord

@necrorifter3059

4 жыл бұрын

@Diabetic_T-Rex Space Marines: EVEN GODS MAY DIE! God-Emperor of Mankind: [Sweats nervously]

@ty_thebigbug4791

4 жыл бұрын

Laughs in greater good

The emperor in a nutshell: I was chosen by heaven Say my name when you pray To the skies See Carolus rise With the lord my protector Make them bow to my will To the skies See Carolus rise

“I’m a lieutenant, all my squad is dead” Space marine “IT IS THE BANE BLADE!”

Nobody: Space Marine: ITS THE BANEBLADE!!!!!!

@timewellspent8137

5 жыл бұрын

A WARP SPIDER AAAAAA. A WARP SPIDER

@sanctuaryasmr5261

5 жыл бұрын

ENGAGING WARP SPIDER

@92edoy

5 жыл бұрын

I swear to God, this is literally just Krieg from Borderlands 2 in a power armor. Shouting incoherently to the wind. I am in tears.

@sanctuaryasmr5261

5 жыл бұрын

@@92edoy ahhhhhh favorite character of all time

@abysswatcher9172

4 жыл бұрын

@@92edoy Well the Death Korps of *Krieg* IS a thing.

“And what’s the only thing standing between us and them? SPACE MARINES.” * Angry Imperial Guard Noises *

@steirqwe7956

5 жыл бұрын

Space marines may be fancy and chad, but Baneblades are driven by the guardsmen.

@daveemerson6549

5 жыл бұрын

You have a point......but what's the only thing standing between the Guard and complete annihilation?

@user-nl6xv2fh9f

5 жыл бұрын

@@daveemerson6549 10 trillion other guardsmen. Imperial guard have more sholdiers than the enemy got bullets

@hairypancake

5 жыл бұрын

As cool as the SMs are, the Guard are the back-bone of the Imperium. A single guardsman might be a joke but he's got a trillion buddies at his side and just all the heavy armor you could possibly imagine.

@jacekjasinski4171

4 жыл бұрын

Guard is the Hammer of the Imperium for a reason, they fight most of battles, they siege for decades, they hold the line for another decades. SMs are just shock troops, they have too sheer numbers to hold any territory or fight a regular battle for long, they deplete too fast. SMs are rather the scalpel of the imperium. U want that warboss assassinated? Send SMs. Oh, the eldar are doing their heretical sorcery on your forge world? Send SMs to deal with it fast. SMs are cool and sickly powerful, but still there's not enough of them to make a regular fighting force.

Old videos of badger heal my soul man

*A Massive horde of orks* Me: "HERE'S AUSSIE!" *The forces of chaos show up* Me: "That's not a hammer, THIS is a hammer" *A single Squig pops up* Me: "KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

Blood Ravens: So... The only thing stopping us from Exterminatus is the Titan? *Steals Titan so the planet can go kaboom.*

Warhammer 40K: Space Marine was exactly five years ahead of its time because Doom 2016 was extremely similar but vastly more successful. A buff guy in armor, on another planet, fighting demons, when your health gets low you stun an enemy and activate a special finishing move, there's a story but the protagonist doesn't really care, if you run low on ammo you bring out the chainsaw/sword, etc.

@justanordinaryguy._.7399

4 жыл бұрын

Doom Slayer would like to cooperate with Space Marine

@drsoe08

4 жыл бұрын

Captain Titus would casualy fuckstomp the Doomslayer.

@mintgoldheart6126

4 жыл бұрын

@@drsoe08 I'll have to halt you right there sir. Your knowledge of more is far too limited to make such assumptions

@amandeepgill5206

4 жыл бұрын

@@mintgoldheart6126 Doomguy killed a titan without superpowers and all by himself. Now he has a preator suit and has been blessed by the seraphim, he killed the Kahn Maykyr who is technically a God type figure and the icon of sin, which is said that will literally grow stronger the longer he stays on earth and make a giant blackhole to swallow all of creation.

@mintgoldheart6126

4 жыл бұрын

@@amandeepgill5206 having played the last two games I already know this

Bolter ammo is Semi-Armour piercing so it’s made to penetrate less armour then it can as a solid shot

I know it’s a five year old video but the space marines do in fact stay ripe for a longer time just like grocery store veggies