" why are all these men obsessed with me smp " IM DEAD

@Gerdakokoo

11 күн бұрын

FR

@ItzAishaa_

11 күн бұрын

Same and it was just the first line

@lilypainter666

11 күн бұрын

lol 😂😂😭

@ArianOlivo

10 күн бұрын

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@StephyJean

10 күн бұрын

I thought I was gonna have to wait most of the episode to get this line 🤣🤣🤣

The fact that joel’s horn box i called “horny time with joel” is absolutely killing me 😂

@thesnipenieer2144

10 күн бұрын

pushing it. He's so pushing it!

@ArianOlivo

10 күн бұрын

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@Harkness1

10 күн бұрын

Bahahhaaa

@athomesuperhero

10 күн бұрын

Even better he has only Men’s horns in them. An etho one too

@mickenoss

10 күн бұрын

There needs to be some of Skizz' panic/silly noises tbh.

I love how Ethos immeadiate reaction to when Joel blew the Oh Snappers horn was to just say oh snappers

@sarcasticrai9923

10 күн бұрын

owh snyappers

@niello5944

10 күн бұрын

It's Yoel Snappers.

@thesandwich5321

4 күн бұрын

It's like when a dog hears howling

joel: *has one of the biggest bases thus far* also joel: “now, i know the base is pretty small”

@ArianOlivo

10 күн бұрын

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@user-w4k4nda41IF3

10 күн бұрын

it is very hard to be upset about this​@@ArianOlivo

@quinnhowdy3467

10 күн бұрын

i have a feeling his perception of base size hsa been skewed terribly after empires

@JickitYT

10 күн бұрын

@@quinnhowdy3467 yes lmaoooo

@discochaotica

10 күн бұрын

He didn't get the memo that the Hermits are taking it easy in terms of mega bases this season.

I watched Gem's video and thought that Joel was whispering "I see you" but now I realize it's actually a Tango horn 😭

@LavenderGPCBF

10 күн бұрын

Samee

@Songdoggo

10 күн бұрын

Sameeee

@Chriscsg89

10 күн бұрын

I thought the same thing! But now that I know it's Tango, I can hear his voice.

@lomiification

10 күн бұрын

Something about gem's editing made it seem like it was going to be Joel, before anyone said anything

@ShadowedSky

10 күн бұрын

Same! I thought Joel was saying it until I saw the horn and I thought he was just busting his own horn Now after knowing it’s Tango it sounds like Tango

joel should host a dating show where all of them fight for his love

@sachinMishra-xb6ts

10 күн бұрын

hmm hmm Let me list some for ya : Etho Grain ( Just believe me ) Mythical sausage Yoel And at last Lizze

@LadyTunicorn

10 күн бұрын

Didn’t he do that for a intro

@zaytivebuilding3244

10 күн бұрын

lmao yes love or host style 😂😂

@mato2405

10 күн бұрын

@@LadyTunicorn yeah but with himself. I‘m talking about etho and iskall

@Tragically_Obsessed

10 күн бұрын

@@sachinMishra-xb6ts And Jimmy!

joel: “hey, etho babe” also joel: “it’s kinda weird how much etho is obsessed with me”

@emka.b

10 күн бұрын

Whend did he call etho that😭😭😭😭😭

@JickitYT

10 күн бұрын

@@emka.b in a previous episode

@ragebb_2.0

10 күн бұрын

@@JickitYT dear lord i must've missed that...

@JickitYT

10 күн бұрын

@@ragebb_2.0 he calls everyone bae/babe tbf

@Storm_Chaser325

10 күн бұрын

Yeah, he calls jimmy, I think he used to call grian that but I think grian might have got uncomfy, I think it's more of something in his vocab then an actual unno romantic nickname thing

joel: *flirts with men* also joel: *why are these men obsessed with me?”

@starzx_.wild_V1xen

10 күн бұрын

HAHA

Photocopy = Etho Cross = Etho Market = Etho Gallery = Etho Salvation = Etho My god this guy is obsessed!

@witchoriia

10 күн бұрын

this is definitely the right answers

@jackiemaass5425

21 сағат бұрын

And just to clarify, it's Etho who's obsessed with Joel... Right?

@user-vh9ks6cu7n

17 сағат бұрын

@@jackiemaass5425 Definitely... Right?

Oooh, let's see... Photocopy = Gem Cross = Mumbo Market = Scar Gallery = Impulse salvation = Grian Though if Joel doesn't remember, these are Schrodinger's answers...

@Eatshizam

11 күн бұрын

Idk too so I'm just gonna trust you in this

@crimson-cloud

11 күн бұрын

Cross was 1000% Mumbo, and I think Scar is spot on too.

@cheeserat2020

11 күн бұрын

you forgot skizz !!!

@lilypainter666

11 күн бұрын

That’s true hopefully I can remember this 😂😭

@devavratkhandekar4020

11 күн бұрын

I am pretty sure its correct

Joel: A person who doesn't finish insides of bases. Grain: A person who doesn't finish the backs of bases. With their powers combine, we will finally have a finished base!

@Rentta

10 күн бұрын

Etho no finishing roofs of his bases

@creativecraving

10 күн бұрын

With their powers combined, we only get a facade of the front!

@creativecraving

10 күн бұрын

Grian - Joel = Iskall?

@user-tx5cb1gp1h

10 күн бұрын

@@creativecraving😂

@jackohoughton683

10 күн бұрын

@@creativecraving we get a hollywood movie set!

joel: *builds etho shrines, calls etho ‘bae’, purchases etho horns* also joel: “why does everyone think *im obsessed* with etho?? he’s the one who’s obsessed with me!”

@CubeInspector

10 күн бұрын

You: *doesn't realize it's a bit for content*

@JickitYT

10 күн бұрын

@@CubeInspector i do realize, i was making a joke 💀

@JickitYT

10 күн бұрын

@@CubeInspector i’ve watched joel for over 9 years, so i’m pretty sure i know when he’s joking

@nobinary2296

10 күн бұрын

​@@CubeInspector😅 They were making a joke. Chill out.

@ImAlwaysSunny

10 күн бұрын

Tbf Etho is totally obsessed with Joel

'not everyones obsessed with you' 7:05 Joel : It might seem crazy what im boutta say...

Joel's Milkshake really be bringing all the boys to the yard xD

@ArianOlivo

10 күн бұрын

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@piece26047

10 күн бұрын

His milkshake is better than yours

@THENOEYEDGIRL_

10 күн бұрын

omfg me and my mum were having a convo abt what “milkshake” was supposed to reference in that song does anyone know what it’s supposed to mean or if she’s talking abt a literal milkshake

@laylaferge

10 күн бұрын

@@THENOEYEDGIRL_ it talks about her tatas 😂 a MILKshake

@finbobdob_minceraft

10 күн бұрын

you are addicted to joel sham

"Horny time with Joel", im DEAD 😂. Hermitcraft has peaked with Joels insanity

@AgnesBooth-zu7tw

9 күн бұрын

Cause he has horns Horny also means very spiky skin.

@AgnesBooth-zu7tw

9 күн бұрын

Rough**

We can all agree that Joel is the member with the most rizz

@GrassyHills202

11 күн бұрын

FR , bro be pulling people I ain't even know would be contenders for grians straightest gay title

@dewaldsteyn1306

11 күн бұрын

*flirting. Rizz is a word made up by gen--z

@FoxyFlyer12

10 күн бұрын

​@@dewaldsteyn1306Get with the times. He isnt flirting with anyone (well sometimes) but he is just getting everyone obsessed with him, aka pulling them, aka he has rizz.

@chantastlc

10 күн бұрын

@@dewaldsteyn1306 rizz is just short for charisma lmao

@dripdrop811

10 күн бұрын

Etho would sure say so

I'm actually getting addicted to Joel's videos. The amount of times I have re-watched his POV of the life series is crazy

@Gerdakokoo

11 күн бұрын

SAMEE ive rewatched muiltiple of his videos SO MANY TIMES

@R-se

11 күн бұрын

Ok Etho.. 🙄

@AddieTheHuman

11 күн бұрын

Same 😭

@kattee6087

11 күн бұрын

No i completely understand you. I’ve rewatched his life series, hermitcraft, sos episodes, and livestreams 5-6 times at least. occasionally I would rewatch some empires episodes as well.

@ArianOlivo

10 күн бұрын

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10:05 NOT JOEL SINGING THE HOT TUB MEME 😭 (also getting the lyrics wrong LMAO)

The shovel being called "I'm working late, because i'm a minecraft youtuber" is excellent!

@AlanTheDuck1

10 күн бұрын

After the Q&A episode where he says he’s into Sabrina Carpenter. We see you Joel

I love how etho's reaction to his "oh snappers" horn is to respond an even zingier "oh schnapperz"

its no denying at this point of moment, that we are all a bit obsessed with joel. glad Etho & Iskall started this maybe possible cult

@Songdoggo

10 күн бұрын

Jeremyism forever!

@CherubSwiftieforlife

10 күн бұрын

@@SongdoggoFRRR

@ArayaHymer

10 күн бұрын

⁠@@SongdoggoJeremyism is such a you had to be there moment

@avayork4121

10 күн бұрын

Gemboys vs. Smallishbeans Club

@CherubSwiftieforlife

10 күн бұрын

@@ArayaHymer frrrrr

Your intros always quickly answer the question, "Haven't I already watched this one?" Thank you for that!

i love that etho responds without hesitation to the oh snappers horn with his own oh snappers every single time

4:04 JOEL THAT SHULKER BOX MADE ME BURST OUT LAUGHING AND NOW MY FAMILY IS LOOKING AT ME WEIRD LOL 😭

@joealsojoe6238

11 күн бұрын

Why is no one else commenting about that part. Did you hear what he said. 😂

@francesfrog7240

10 күн бұрын

The "H*rny of the month" 😂

@capy9846

9 күн бұрын

why is your family looking at you weird for laughing 💀

@ReignyRain

9 күн бұрын

@@capy9846 imagine sitting and eating dinner and its all quiet then suddenly someone bursts out laughing for a solid minute ruining all the peace and quiet lmao. That's why they're looking at me weird xD

@ReignyRain

9 күн бұрын

@@joealsojoe6238 I did LOL

Mumbo's impression was actually pretty solid! I hope no one is too "cross" with you.

I am waiting for a documentary about one minecrafters descent to madness… I mean he started jeremyism, then went absolutely insane in last life after dying four times in an episode, he started a SECOND CULT in secret life, tried to convince everyone he was a god, and has now created a love triangle that’s more like a icosakaiheptagon between literally everyone on the server… not to mention his intros which imo speak for themselves. Who would play Joel (and his different personalities) in it?

@spiritcat7202

10 күн бұрын

You should've seen him in the chicken arc

With more and more buildings, it's getting even clearer what you meant by "traditional on the left, industrial/modern on the right", and it looks amazing!

joel: *builds shrines of etho* also joel: “welcome back to why is etho obsessed with me smp!”

@tamarabikic3217

10 күн бұрын

When did he build a shrine of etho?

@JickitYT

10 күн бұрын

@@tamarabikic3217 at ethos base, plus he debated keeping the statues of etho / shrine is an exaggeration

joel is in the craziest sitcom-style love pentagon lmaooo

@JoyfulTreeSwing-yf7mp

10 күн бұрын

No it's a octagon

@BlueStormRider

10 күн бұрын

And it’s better because he’s married!

Joel is just so handsome, creative and humble so of course these men are obsessed with him

@tamarabikic3217

10 күн бұрын

You forgot tall. He's also extremely tall

@Songdoggo

10 күн бұрын

And sexy 😂

I just love it whenever other hermits see joels base in their episodes. They alway go "oh Joelxs base looks amazing" or something along those lines and just pause and stare at it for a minute before moving on with their videos lol.

Joel should add a tripwire to his gate where when people walk through they get his fireworks going off.

The fact that we can confidently guess Scar when Joel said ‘market’ says something

Joel's understanding of color and texture is genuinely so impressive, his builds are GORGEOUS and jam packed and as an artist I aspire to have such skill with matching lots of vibrant different color schemes and lots of textures in such a harmonious way!!

LMAO I never expected for HC to have a lot triangle between Eefo, Joel, and Iskall 😭 him and Skizz are really a great addition!

Joel is getting more comfortable interacting with Hermits and it's so wholesome to see ! Also love the new building and the bigger banners !

Joel's building code for his neighborhood/district is very natrual, with many of the streets following contour lines. Most genius of all is that even though He has be going for more high rise structures, they don't stand much further above the entire Cherry-blossom Forest. Joel's builds age perfectly in the right environment.

We all love "why are all these men obsessed with me SMP" Joel, also love your enthusiasm in "Lightning rods!"

I love how etho just responded to the oh snappers horn by repeating it. I get the feeling theres going to be many, many, many variations of etho saying Oh Snappers now..

Joel's little giggle whenever he speaks to Etho gives me life. I'm so glad they've become closer from the boat boys days.

@qubit0000

8 күн бұрын

Noticed that too. Genuine affection.

i'm so thrilled we got another walkthrough build session! the cut-off screams really made it for me. 😌 the bit where you tried to sneak up on etho got me giggling and kicking my feet. i love y'all's friendship.

Etho echoing 'oh snappers' back to the horn every single time joel used it made me crack up.

I love Joel’s horn of the month. It honestly suits him so well- 😂 Also it was so funny when Etho said “Oh Snappers” in that voice 😂

The ‘Joel is like a celebrity with 100 fan boys’ plot line is by far my favourite

joel's chaotic but somehow chill personality is absolutely brilliant.

joel: “welcome back to ‘Why are men obsessed with me? SMP’ Also joel: *gives neck kisses and builds shrines of said men*

I loved where joels screams cut off during his timelapse 😂 13:25 & 13:50

0:01 “Welcome back to: ‘why are all these men obsessed with me SMP, aka Hermitcraft” 4:04 The shulker box name… 5:17 “Show me the vicinity and I’ll find it instantly” “It’s in this vicinity” “Ah, I’ve not found it Gem” 7:05 ”Not everyone’s obsessed with you… like Etho is” […] “I’m starting to think you’re the one obsessed with Etho” 10:05 “Two men, sitting in a hot tub… 12 feet apart-“ “Ok” “Ok” 17:12 I’ll admit, it looks amazing 17:29 Obsessed much?

I have only just realised that Joel might actually be a god. He does so much building but he never has a massive chest monster. He must’ve killed it like Hercules killed the Nemean Lion, Hyrdra etc. or maybe he is Hercules. He is just as tall and muscular.

Who needs revision, when you have JOEL?!!

@piggypiggyyoinkyoink

10 күн бұрын

Fr

@weewooweewoo6206

10 күн бұрын

me with my exam in two days 😭

@Therisibledeer

10 күн бұрын

so true lol

13:39 Joel, if you haven't considered it: stained glass panes above/below the wall blocks when they move over so their corners connect. You mentioned wanting to go for a wiring look and it keeps them slightly thinner. :-)

here are my guesses lol Photocopy - Gem Cross - Mumbo Market - Scar Dull - Grian Gallery - Skizz Salvation - Impulse

@SmallishBeans

10 күн бұрын

Correct!!

@AgnesBooth-zu7tw

9 күн бұрын

Man I lost

the mountain billboard is GORGEOUS, the shaders only elevated it!! it’s so simple but i’m so obsessed with it

4:04 WHY HAVE I NOT NOTICED HIS SHULKER FOR HORNS IS CALLED "Horny time with Joel" 😭😭 THIS MAN IS TEETERING ON PG ISTG

@indorianshell

10 күн бұрын

It's not as bad as the blowing each other's horn thing with Sausage from Empires..... 💀💀

NOT THE HORNY TIME WITH JOEL SHULKER

Joel’s giggle, paired with Etho’s laugh, made my day! 😂 The new buildings are awesome! Love how your base is so amazing. You’re such a talented builder!

Yes, another episode of the love polygon

This may be my favourite Hermitcraft base ever. It's right up there with Pearl's from last season

Your base is starting to look like a 'HIDE N SEEK' arena. Make all hermits play it in your base. Make them sound a horn like whistle sound. So that the seeker can have hints if they are close. 🎉🎉🎉

1. Gem (photocopy) 2. Mumbo (cross) 3. Scar (market) 4. Skizz (dull?) 5. Impulse (gallery) 6. Grian (salvation) I think...

I'm going to admitt, originally I didnt care for the style of you're base, but now that everything is coming together, I love it! Its really impressive how you combined your usual style with something new. I know sometimes it's hard trying something new as content creator in the fear that your audience wont like it, but you pulled it off! You've grown a lot as an artist and youtuber, and I can't wait to see what you have planned next!

I love it, one of the new guys going full hog on his first season and almost shaming the long time hermits in sheer scale of his build.

14:30 why is no one talking about how Joel just WAXED signs? You can do that???

@matthewparker9276

10 күн бұрын

Added in 1.20 when they added the ability to edit signs. Waxed signs are locked and can't be edited.

@brikfanz

9 күн бұрын

WHAT​@@matthewparker9276

Joel making the most progress of al the Hermits by far. At least one big new addition EVERY episode. Keep up the good work, er gaming.

This music has big "you wouldn't steal a car" vibes lol 3:04

Poor Mumbo, he's such a big Etho fan and to then hear that his statue was made by Joel. Absolutely horrendous!

I love Etho's response to the "Oh snappers" horn is just repeating it every time but more like a parody ... of himself xD

joel: “why is etho obsessed with me?” also joel: *builds an etho shrine and purchases etho memorabilia*

I LOVE how your base is so walk-able, like everything clicks like lego.

It’s so funny I just watched gems vid and was so confused by the I see you horn, I didn’t know it was a horn

The way Joel giggles around Etho is hilarious and cute

4:43 JOEL 😭😭😭

WDYM “HORNY TIME WITH JOEl” Mr. Beans 😭😭😭 edit: this is Joel’s shulker box name for his horns 😭

Thats absolutely beautiful in shaders....so happy your part of hermitcraft

I can tell how much Joel isn't obsessed with Etho by how frequently he uses that "Oh, snappers!" horn. He totally doesn't want to infuse Etho's voice into every moment of his life lmao

Every time Joel builds something new in his area I get worried about the buildings in the back being covered up, but the new ones are always even more amazing

Photocopy = gem Cross = mumbo Market = scar Doll = grian (spot on) Gallery = skiz Salvation =impulse Hope im right!

Etho imitating himself is hilarious... "aoOOWww sNAppers" My guesses for your Mountain voices... Photocopy = Gem Cross = Mumbo Market = Scar Dull(?) = Grian Gallery = Skizz Salvation = Impulse Love the new buildings, they're gorgeous! :D

Joel: Builds something immaculate Also Joel: As you can see it's not completely finished...

15:38 love how he says "otherwise im gonna look stupid" when the glass panes aren't entirely in frame, you'd think editor joel would put a side comment like "yeah you do" but no,,, the silence speaks more volumes 😂

10:39 🎶im working lateee, cause im a mincraft youtuberrrr🎶 Love that he's a sabrina fan lmao

An idea to light up your base a bit better is to place frog lights every 3 or so blocks in the walkway and put trapdoors over them I think it would light your area up great and give a bit more color to your walkways, you could even mix and match the frog lights :D

Having villagers on the balconies looks fantastic! You should add more, mainly on balconies but behind windows works too

“Everuone is obsessed with me” Grian “I’m not” “And I took that personally.”

4:00 JOEL THE SHULKER BOX'S NAME.

Joel's base is my favorite so far. So many details and little movements everywhere.

5:05 damn, the sword got me '-_- xD

0:32 "*salvation*" I'm dying (wheeze)

Jole idk how you do it rly but I’ve seen this rly cool thing you can do with end rods where you can make it look like a hologram and it’s so sick very cyberpunk

The way joel says “holey” near the beginning made me instantly think of George Weasley after he gets shot in the ear in i think it was like movie 7 part one? Where he says “look Fred im holey” or something like that 😂

Imagine placing wood down stripping it mining it again😂. Just hold it in offhand ace in main and you automatically strip all the wood whilst building

"Why are all these men obsessed with me smp" OH MY GODDDD I CANNOT I LOVE THAT

Joel I think the shucker box named horny time with Joel was a bad decision. Don’t even get me started with how Etho is in that box…

i love your sword as it says"imagine pausing the video and reading this ya nerd" 🤣

That Mumbo impression was amazing

15:04 LOL U CAN SEE THE PERRY FROM THERE

It’s a good day when we get to watch beans play in hermit craft

His base is literally so perfect for hide and seek it's amazing

love how the base is looking!! The colors! They style! The architecture! Breathe taking! The red and white beacon makes me think of Tokyo Tower's red and white colors too ❤🤍

Why is his base so good tho? I genuinely love it sm!