Joel’s intros are actually getting professionally weird i love it

@lilypainter666

14 күн бұрын

Me too

@LadyTunicorn

14 күн бұрын

we need a compalshon of them

@lauracrisp8411

14 күн бұрын

Yep

@zombeef3074

14 күн бұрын

His intros have actually been super helpful to me. When someone asks my introverted self about my hobbies or how I pass time I show them my favorite KZreadr. One typical Joel intro later and people don’t bother me about my interests anymore

@AjaxXavior

14 күн бұрын

@@zombeef3074 sounds useful

The ancient Greek people exported goods such as olive oil, wine, and pottery vases called amphorae. All of these goods were valuable and required specific skills and resources to produce. In order to ensure that merchants could standardize the price for the goods that they traded, the Greek people started using coins

@ryanschoeff

14 күн бұрын

Thought this was a bot comment for a second

@The_Flexiloquent_Frog

14 күн бұрын

Mission possible coins?

@smallblondezimbo

14 күн бұрын

Yes! Thank you!! When he said the economics of ancient Greece my actual thought was "ooo... interesting, let's go..." only to be cruelly tricked! 😀

@mokithepepe2454

14 күн бұрын

amphorae were just a specific type of vase, while the most prominent, they also exported all kinds of pottery.

@NickAndriadze

14 күн бұрын

Hermitcraft shopping district lore.

Joel's box of horns being titled "horny time with Joel" is the most Joel thing ever

@bouncyball05

14 күн бұрын

And his chestplate is called " hide my bobs"

@derekhogan9685

13 күн бұрын

Bet Iskall would love that

@IcedKafi

13 күн бұрын

the way my jaw absolutely dropped when i saw that

@Singapura_Lion

12 күн бұрын

@@IcedKafinot really for me tho,it’s a typical Joel thing😂😂😂

@jasperpage4215

5 күн бұрын

@@derekhogan9685bRo

shrek 2 is the most moving piece of cinema i have ever watched.

@charliesurprise1791

14 күн бұрын

Was looking for this comment, glad someone noticed

@Not-Too-Sure-

14 күн бұрын

agreed

@sylpharion6929

14 күн бұрын

The Shrek Trilogy is the best cinematic masterpiece. Why Trilogy? Because that certain movie doesn't exist😅

@goodbye3064

14 күн бұрын

Watch v for vendetta

@salisdumb

14 күн бұрын

I must agree

Honestly, Pearl's counter-wager for the competition was really generous. If I were in her shoes, my offer would have been "if I win, *you* must go on a date with Iskall in your skin"

@edwardscott3262

14 күн бұрын

I really wish someone won a date with Iskall wager. You know Iskall would have gone all out for the bit. 😂

@aegelotte

14 күн бұрын

I was hoping Pearl would have to go on the date with Iskall, wearing Joel's skin, and only be able to talk using horns with clips of Joel's voice.

@GSBarlev

13 күн бұрын

I think a role-reversal-Joel going on a date in Pearl's skin with someone obsessed with Pearl-would have been hilarious. *MythicalSausage* is still on the whitelist, right? (also: this could have been the canon origin story of Hermes)

@riztiz

13 күн бұрын

​@@GSBarlevlmao

etho is so obsessed with joel, we should call him jeremy

@xiii13_

14 күн бұрын

UNDERATED COMMENT, REMEMBER ME WHEN ITS AT THE TOP LMAO

@crystalheartfox8779

14 күн бұрын

I agree

@sunderthorme

14 күн бұрын

wHAT DOES THIS MEAN

@mato2405

14 күн бұрын

@@sunderthorme BECAUSE JOEL’S FANS ARE CALLED JEREMY

@mrripplefluff

14 күн бұрын

OG REFERENCE

“Isn’t that giving away your identity?” “Oh sh-“ 😂😂

"Pearl: ok I'm ready for our competition, what about you? Smallih: I came the least prepared I could, let's go"

Dam Joel is so obsessed with these men that he makes elaborate intros dedicated to his love over them

@LadyTunicorn

14 күн бұрын

he’s not obsessed

@Bengt2509

14 күн бұрын

don’t call them “these men” give etho and iskall some respect and say their names

@mrfahrenheit677

14 күн бұрын

@@Bengt2509 bro what lmao

@spiltcoffee7093

13 күн бұрын

@@Bengt2509 what're you on about

@im_a_simple_girl1303

13 күн бұрын

​@@mrfahrenheit677 probably sarcasm

The names of Joel's tools are absolutely hilarious. "I'm working late cause I'm a Minecraft KZreadr"💀💀

“All these men are obsessed with me” continues to talk about them in every intro 😭

9:17 Shrek 2 is a phenomenal sequel, and is even more entertaining than the original shrek. It keeps the original shrek charm, while expanding the story in a way that is interesting and fun for both kids and adults alike. 10/10 movie.

@Waffles-3546

14 күн бұрын

I searched the comment section to see if anyone else had noticed 😂

@Waffles-3546

14 күн бұрын

Very professional opinion

@alicebailey8794

14 күн бұрын

Haven't watched it 😶

@masonmp1889

14 күн бұрын

shrek 2 is indeed a great piece of childrens cinema

I swear we need a whole 'building with beans' segment to each video... Joel walking through his builds is oddly wholesome and nice to watch xD

@finbobdob_minceraft

11 күн бұрын

Iskall is shaking in his boots rn

"Now back to my dark oak bull... very lovely stuff" He's holding it together

I love the lantern designs on that larger building! They look super cool and realistic and i’d never think to put potted mushrooms but it works so well!

@aaishaismail5717

13 күн бұрын

Yes!!! Especially with shaders it was gorgeous!

@boopsnoot163

3 күн бұрын

I was stunned!! I wish he had gotten closer and really showed off the build

What I love about Joel’s HC videos so far Amazing builds Funny plot lines Interesting intros Men being obsessed with him

@Kurukurukuruin.

14 күн бұрын

Yup

@emojiface699

14 күн бұрын

Tool names

@AjaxXavior

14 күн бұрын

@@emojiface699 true good point

@WizardzEdits

14 күн бұрын

@@emojiface699shulker boxes names as well (especially the box for keeping his horns)

The fact that Joel is going into all sorts of themes for his intros matches him so well. Our maker of unpredictable fun!😂

Joel’s toeing the line this week with keeping it PG! 😂 “Sh-“ and “back on my dark oak bull, I mean, lovely stuff” had my eyes round as a full moon on Halloween and my jaw catching a thousand flies!

That is a very Mumbo-esque thumbnail, he loved doing ''Me (for scale)'' things in his videos, and it's honestly really quite funny.

After watching Joel and Pearl racing to get as much netherite as possible, I think this would make a really great mini-game.

Joel’s gotta have the best intros in the whole of KZread 2:45 also imagine Joel telling someone he’s a company owner just for them to find his yt channel the next day 😭

@ninjakirby777

14 күн бұрын

I mean theoretically you could start a company with yourself as the only employee.

i didnt see the trypophobia holes thing in pearls base until now and now i can't unsee it DAMN YOU joel xD

@AmyaT

12 күн бұрын

Same 😭…also I feel very awkward trying to explain what it is, so I was surprised when Joel brought it up.

12:26 Joel is on the verge of family-friendliness with that shulker name

The "It's these guys!" Followed by an equally emphatic "One guy!" Got me good XD

Joel: I don't build something bigger every video Also joel:

2:26 - as someone with a BS in history, i am somewhat ashamed to admit how excited i was at this topic. Only to be embarrassed when called a nerd. (I am. I’m aware of this) Edit- I think Shrek 2 is awesome. I think it’s my favorite one, because I love Puss in boots and massive Gingy. Also the parents being the princess & the frog is very cute. Also the movie has some more mature elements like blackmail and manipulation & addresses beauty standards & expectations in a very fun and comical way while still maintaining some integrity. Love it.

Man Joel has so many references to Iskall in this one, obsessed much? Geez

My partner: mInEcRaFt ViDeOs ArE FoR ChIlDrEn Joel: ✨let’s talk about the economics of Ancient Greece✨

@tegcat

14 күн бұрын

also joel: **names his horn box “horny time with joel”**

@SNOWKK2

12 күн бұрын

Your partner sounds obnoxious as hell

I have to say, iskall is going to be FUMING with this intro.. this is gonna be good

@jackohoughton683

14 күн бұрын

But honestly, keep it up w/ all the story based intro’s, I LOVE THEM

Joel said dark oak 17 times in about 5 minutes meaning he said dark oak about every 17-18 seconds. I also learned that Joel sounds even more maniacal when sped up…. This will indeed give me nightmares

i think the phrase "i'm back on my bull- i mean lovely stuff" (6:46) will be incorporated into my conversations, because that's just a mood

Joel’s intros never can never disappoint

i bet you this man will never have a normal intro ever again

@NaturalFireWave

14 күн бұрын

It's been awhile since he has had a normal intro an I honestly don't want him going back. Lol

Joel’s videos have what I’m going to call “polished scuffness” that make them very charming. For example, his rambling during timelapses where he gets cut off or shows himself struggling back up the waterfall. It shows a bit of the “reality” of video making but it’s intentionally included to make you laugh/add to the appeal

8:58 Joel: I'm tracking these. Waiting til they get to 100. 153 diamonds: ?!

Joel, top tip for public interactions: make merch and say you're a fashion designer.

Joel, I have to admit, your content has been an absolute joy to watch. Your unique personality and the delightful shenanigans showcased in 'The Life' series immediately captured my attention. Seeing you join the Hermitcraft community has been a real highlight for me. Keep up the fantastic work!

joel has my favorite building style out of all the hermits. the way he adds intricate details with the given blocks in minecraft is really amazing to me!

I think Shrek 2 should not even be considered a film, it truly is a work of art. I also like the fairy godmother I thought she was really funny

weee *STAN* Joel and the detective intro~

The “Oh sh-“ at the intro is by far my favorite part 😂

Joel: This episode’s gonna be one thing and that’s terraforming Joel 3 seconds later: but terraforming isn’t the main focus

You could probably convince Impulse and Bdubs to buy purpur for their cyberpunk city, maybe invite them over and talk about how much you like the purpur in your own build for a cyberpunk build. Also, pretty sure Iskall would buy it at this point just if you asked. Worst case promise him a date (with no time frame on when of course...after the season ends?).

I am currently building with mangrove, calcite, dark oak, and deepslate, so seeing Joel use the same/similar theme made me so happy.

@m0sspunk

14 күн бұрын

that sounds so pretty!!! i might use that block palette, maybe add a couple fully oxidized copper blocks for an accent color...

A documentary about a tall, handsome king , all I've ever needed 😂

I love the dynamic between Joel and Pearl, I can’t wait to see more interactions between them

Pearls great and absolutely fearless. Good choice for the debris mining

not Joel going into witness protection in the intro lmao

saw the pickaxe, I LOVE shrek 2. Literally did a presentation spring semester about why it's the best shrek movie

Shrek 2 is one of the best films of all time, with great lovable characters, amazing plot and iconic scenes.

the fact that Joel's attempted to build any statues at all has delighted cleo, i'm sure

I hope by the end of the hermitcraft season there is someone insane enough to compile all this unhinged cinematic intro lool

That came together so good its more residential where the upper part is the shopping area with more housing on the hill its going to look so scenic, the waterfall looks so natural 😁

shrek 2 is a cinematic masterpiece. a brilliant and rare example of a superior sequel. fairy godmother’s rendition of i need a hero is truly a work of art and an absolute banger. makes me feral every time 💚

Shrek 2 has probably one of the most iconic scenes with the ‘I need a hero’ scene. It goes so hard

EARLY WOAHH A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT THE SWEDISHBEANS OBSESSION BIT?? 😭😭

Shrek 2 had one of the best villains and the music is awesome

An amazing movie, the "I need a hero" scene will forever be stuck in my head.

I have found in my netherite hunts that netherite often occurs in small groups separated by sometimes as much as six blocks. So anytime I find a netherite ore, I make sure to place a bed or TNT on top of it and detonate it to make sure I don't miss any of its partners

Will he call us idiots? Lets find out

Terraforming magic mountain is Joel preparing for his and ethos wedding.

Shrek 2 was honestly the best movie out of the whole shrek cinematic universe. The new puss in boots 2 was close but there’s just so much character in shrek 2 that I don’t think anything in the SCU is going to replace it as number 1

joel's 'im working late, cause im a Minecraft KZreadr' shovel is among his best names for his tools

The best one of all Sherk movies. The last 30 minutes Gold.

LETS GO JOEL!!! THE BASE IS LOOKING GREAT!!! Also my only thoughts on Shrek 2 are that I'm mad they took it off Disney Plus. I really enjoyed it.

What a great video, but I do have to say that Shrek 2 is a very good movie. The music that was picked, the voice acting and the way modern day technology and objects were translated into medievel/fairytale things was clevery done. And the message of the movie overall was a very wholesome one and- dear god why did I write this.

I loved the slow non-Timelapse builds this episode! Really cool to see Joel’s decorating process this way

His intros are always so unexpected

"Oh shi-" - Mystery man

The the transformations from his intro from the first episode to the current one is so funny and I love it😂

I like how he actually wasn’t running out of time for the Timelapse because the top part teleports in existance

Hermitcraft with joel what a lovely day !!!🎉🎉🎉

People commenting before fully watching will always be funny to me

@idk-er1iz

14 күн бұрын

(I'm people)

@Electromatlc

14 күн бұрын

(I’m reading)

@tabbywhisks

14 күн бұрын

(I’m hungry)

@ReignyRain

13 күн бұрын

(I'm human)

Shrek 2 is my favourite Shrek film, it explores Shrek's character in a different way from the first, rather than an Ogre being the hero, he deals with the newly elevated position he has. It's very good!

Sherk 2 is a masterpiece of animation and the most amazing movie ever.

I would have absolutely loved that “date with iskall” bit,shame we lost this one. Next time maybe?

Iskall been real quite after this one

Joel you’re probably never going to see this but your videos bring me so much comfort and have helped me through some pretty hard times. Keep up the great videos and thank you!

saw recently that it's been 19(?) years since Shrek 2 came out? It is by far my favorite Shrek movie, I've watched it hundreds of times and it never gets old. The scene that's meant to be a reference to OJ's car chase is probably my favorite scene in the movie💀

3:41 We're not going to talk about how he spelled sincerely wrong.

@ReignyRain

13 күн бұрын

What do you mean? He obviously spelled sincleyry very correctly!

joel if you see this love ur content. thanks for the good vibes and funny moments!

10:41 i was fully expecting Joel to just zoom in on his character "look at these shaders, dont they look cool? look at me!"

The frog light/banner lanterns are amazing my jaw actually dropped!

rip joel you’re the winner of the netherite race in our hearts

@Matthew.x0x0

14 күн бұрын

Would've loved to see pearl go on a date with Iskall as joel

Banger

Shrek 2 is a cinematic tour de force. Never before has a film so seamlessly blended musical numbers, satire, and kaiju into such a perfect package. 11/10

I've watched your content for years and years now, since before The Deep End, and recently you've become my favorite youtuber - seeing your content improve over the years and get more creative as you find your niches has been so so fun and I've really been enjoying the ride!!

Favorite new hermit

@KaffeMedBulla

14 күн бұрын

like it’s your favorite of the new hermits or like it’s your new favorite hermit?

@Therisibledeer

14 күн бұрын

thats either one of two or one of 27

@ReignyRain

13 күн бұрын

C'mon man we need answers

Shrek 2 is pretty good.

When Joel tried to make that jump: My kids - “Mum, it’s just like watching you do an obby” 🤣 Joel, your building skills are beyond amazing and impressive! So so happy you are now a Hermit!

I'm feeling exited to watch another hermitcraft video which is released on my birthday. You always cheer me up, thanks joel. ' Joels ' according to iskall and the wood.

Bro always goes hardcore for the story

i love the intro

Purpur and netherbrick are great together, and netherbrick has fence + walls !

You know one of my favourite animated movies is shrek 2. It’s the best shrek movie, it has the best villain in the shrek franchise, Fairy godmother. With a killer song Jennifer Saunders slays “I need a hero”.Not to mention one of the most iconic characters, puss in boots got introduced in this movie and I love him, the whole potion plot line is so good, I love far far away and the intro scene with funky town playing in the back. Shrek 2 is an amazing movie one of the best sequels ever made.

Living for the intros ❤❤

Unwavering dedication and humility set you apart. Congrats!

lmao the "annonymous voice" sounding still like joel is hilarious

i love that joel swore once last video and it like awakened something in him