Hannah looks like she’s about to ask me if I want any Parmesan on my spaghetti 😂😂

@batkat0

Ай бұрын

​@@HasekDaScudaDoodle writes*

@savethezombies

Ай бұрын

Yea she would ask but wouldn't be the one to give you the parmesan. She'd get the guy that looks like young Adam Sandler to come over and do that.

@socalkylex

Ай бұрын

She’d definitely give you a look when you ask for more breadsticks

@leumas75

19 күн бұрын

Well, do you or not?!?

@SPECK4ever

18 күн бұрын

100

I feel like "Im working late, cuz im a sinGer" is another incredible pop song line

@KYLETISZAI

Ай бұрын

Okay but fr thank you for saying it

@abcd18802

25 күн бұрын

Wait can someone explain to me the special ness of the line 🥹 I’m kinda slow

@ia490

25 күн бұрын

​@@abcd18802 for me it's the way she sings it. so damn catchy and so sassy! 😂

@benlittleforest

24 күн бұрын

@@abcd18802 it sounds good and is kind of nonsensical/means nothing. It's like candy for the ears, to me

@BrookePalmer

17 күн бұрын

I love it so much 🎀 it's the delivery for me as well

I’m so happy Espresso got some recognition! It’s a fantastic pop song and it’s FILLED with quotable lines.

@florianluo8131

15 күн бұрын

its literally the hottest song in the western world at the moment but sure babes, YOU ARE A TRENDSETTER lol omg what are you discovering next?!

@stev6963

15 күн бұрын

@@florianluo8131 The hell lol. Who says I’m claiming to be “a TRENDSETTER” because I’m happy a show profiled a song I like? Why are you such an asshole?

Taylor subverting the latelatenight stuff by actually having a good UK style panelshow work on American TV is great. I hope it keeps up

@gabibike2949

19 күн бұрын

Exactly

the booking on this show 🤌🤌🤌

" They even go to Arkansas "......I can confirm I've seen metal birds fly in the sky above me in Arkansas 😂😂😂

@cm9241

Ай бұрын

Arkansas always catching strays on comedy shows lmao

@BAYBAY_316

Ай бұрын

@@cm9241 it's a long lasting tradition

"I know I Mountain Dew it for ya" is an underrated Iine!

Hannah the fashion icon without a job meets Taylor the fashion icon with a job! 🎉❤

@Mare416

Ай бұрын

Hannah looks like Brie Larson if she was in boygenius.

@handyreiter1310

Ай бұрын

@@Mare416 Gotta look that up 👍

@UnderstandingDarkness

Ай бұрын

She looks like a server. 🤦‍♀️ I want to giver her my drink order. 😂

@jae119

Ай бұрын

​@@Mare416unbelievably accurate comment thank you for this

@hoover728

Ай бұрын

@@Mare416 So... Phoebe Bridgers?

I love the little pause at 4:21 😂 yep I’m right there with ya Taylor

Dont fact check that just get angry 😂

Taylor and Sabrina is something I wanted but didn’t know would come true damn

Mabearn putting the rizz in gRIZZly

So Taylor skips rocks at public pools? Learning about her dark side

9:35 Hahaha Taylor got a talkin to. This feels like when your friend would get called into the principal's office

"Some of you have become arrogant, as if I were not coming to you."

Taylor laughing at the Travis Kelsey comment out of fear of angering the swifties

@cowboy.likemia

Ай бұрын

she's a swiftie herself, she says so in her specials. after midnight's logo looks a lot like the midnights album too I always thought it was a reference

@alfie6441

26 күн бұрын

@@cowboy.likemiathere used to be a show in Comedy Central called @midnight with Chris Hardwick they rebranded and rebooted with a 12:30 time slot and Taylor Tomlinson not a reference just a rebrand

*Looks it up* Um, actually... At Midnight appears in the bible 5-10 times depending on the translation, but After Midnight doesn't appear at all. (I wanted her to be right so bad I googled 5 different translations to find After Midnight in the bible 🤣)

@mailman2310

Ай бұрын

Hey now, you’re not David Brian Gilbert!

@BrentDeJong

Ай бұрын

I think that might be the joke because 2 Corinthians 4:18 says "So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen"

@christopherporter2459

25 күн бұрын

Proverb for the Day 7:9 - Momma Said “Nothing Good Ever Happens After Midnight!” …at twilight, as the day was fading, as the dark of night set in. This chapter is a discussion Solomon had with his son about staying away from adulteress women.

I love Brandon’s colorful jest

@MatthewTheWanderer

Ай бұрын

Jest?

@Nancy-jc4bv

Ай бұрын

Jest or vest? Either way, yes

@MatthewTheWanderer

Ай бұрын

@@Nancy-jc4bv Is a jest a type of vest? Or did OP make a typo?

@ShouPow

Ай бұрын

​@@MatthewTheWandererjest can be used as a noun (think jester) as basically another word for humor/comedy

@MatthewTheWanderer

Ай бұрын

@@ShouPow That's what it normally means, but that's not what OP meant!

"There's far more here than meets the eye. The things we see now are here today, gone tomorrow. But the things we can't see now will last forever." Holy crap!

More than meets the eye!

"There's far more here than meets the eye."

1 Corinthians 4:18: "Some of you have become arrogant, as if I were not coming to you." 2 Corinthians 4:18: "So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal." You choose I guess. The 2 Corinthians is probably the best fit(?)

@sophiemullinix9009

Ай бұрын

This is exactly what I did

@McBlazington

Ай бұрын

Is everyone here really into trains? (I did the same thing)

@leumas75

Ай бұрын

Definitely 2nd

@chaosdream21

Ай бұрын

Proverbs 7:6-27: "Nothing good happens after midnight." Taylor was brought up Christian she knew it was an actual quote but probably couldn't remember exactly where it was in the Bible so she just made up a location.

@Stingrea51

25 күн бұрын

@@chaosdream21 Sounds like some people I've heard preach lol

Taylor you have gotten ten times beautiful this past year - Love ya!❤🔥

brandon's snort laugh around 12:30

5:55 hahahha 😂

Lmao thank God I watched her on Stiff Socks last night she's amazing ❤😂

Whether cbs or not, i like the use of "fricken" and all its derivates (lookin at you, "frig"). maybe throw in some "heck"s, "dingus"s and other fun alternatives. not because i grew up religiously oppressed, but because its silly and comedy

That's not how you throw a skipping stone Taylor. :p

9:30 my god the amount of times i get this when i say i've got insomnia

It 100% depends what kind of bear

I've never seen this show till now, but I still miss @ Midnight not gonna lie 🤫

That duck is judgmental, not sleepy that’s a side eye. Same one my chihuahua gives me .

"if you don't swim, you'll drown but don't swim...honey"

@Jinglejangleinthejungle

Ай бұрын

Falls du nicht schwimmst wirst du ertrinken aber bewege dich nicht...Honig

HANNNAAAAAAAHHHHH

If your only here for Sabrina :) it starts at 11:11 -

5:13 Does anyone else think it seems like Taylor is genuinely afraid of the Swifties?

@AdrianColley

Ай бұрын

Taylor Swift fans look on other Taylors the way Queen Mary I of England looked at other queens: as a theoretical threat.

@threepiecefishandchips

Ай бұрын

as any sane person should be

@firstlast1932

Ай бұрын

I thought Taylor was a swiftie herself. Her Netflix special introduced me to Swift's music.

@thisismetrying17

Ай бұрын

She's already a swiftie....? Your statement doesn't even makes sense...

@Masonj919

Ай бұрын

@@thisismetrying17you need to calm down. The fact that anyone can tell your response is a swiftie’s response is why people think many of you are mentally ill

As a semi-hetero man, I too choose the bear. Dudes are the worst.

@MadAboutBrows

Ай бұрын

SRSLY SO BAD

@churrothiev8387

25 күн бұрын

Semi-hetero?

@archangel1of7

24 күн бұрын

@@churrothiev8387 Yes, that seems fairly self-explanatory. Problem?

12:13 Perfection

Wait since when did we get planes in Arkansas?

Tommi’s laugh is the cutest 😂

Holy crap. -> I

[Verse 1] A bear there was, a bear, a bear! All black and brown and covered in hair! Three boys, a goat, and a dancing bear! They danced and spun, right to the fair! Oh, sweet she was, and pure, and fair! The maid with honey up in her hair! He smelled her on the summer air! The maid with honey up in her hair! [Chorus] From there to here, from her to there! All black and brown and covered in hair! He smelled that girl on the summer air! The bear! The bear! The maiden fair! [Verse 2] Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair! I'll never dance with a hairy bear! I called a knight, but you're a bear! All black and brown and covered in hair! He lifted her high in the air! He sniffed and roared and he smelled her there! She kicked and wailed, the maid so fair! He licked the honey all up in her hair!

Wait, what body of water isn’t flat? Waterfall, maybe? I’d still contemplate that rock there.

@Raddiebaddie

Ай бұрын

Ocean with waves?

@xphienie

Ай бұрын

River?

@xqueenfrostine

Ай бұрын

Anything with waves or a wake. Also rivers and streams frequently cover uneven terrain of go down hill.

Mabearn is Grizzly Adams’ grandson

@YvonTripper

Ай бұрын

Was Grizzly Wednesday's father, or brother?

i dunno if i have the time for that reference

Physically human, mentally a bear 😹

Corinthian 4-18 --- 18 There's far more here than meets the eye. The things we see now are here today, gone tomorrow. But the things we can't see now will last forever. 18 So we do not focus on what is seen, but on what is unseen; for what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.

@RegebroRepairs

Ай бұрын

That's Second Corinthians. ;-)

@CM-yz3ze

Ай бұрын

1st Cor. 4:18, Some of you have become arrogant, as if I were not coming to you.

@claudelorrain-bouchard6941

Ай бұрын

@@CM-yz3ze Still don't see how that is related to the show though...

That last expresso loop is almost exactly like the song Google that shit ... Go google google that shit

I looked up corinthians 4:18... What? "18 So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen, since what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal."

I need a link to the Randall smith video

@shortsismakingmybrainrot

Ай бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/oniDqLSmfZzKYqw.htmlsi=QGZEBhUUFGTlJGgX

A few years ago I started drinking honey in my morning coffee to see if it would help me adapt to the allergies I developed after moving into a new area. Then for dietary reasons, I shifted much of my protein intake to nuts and away from a diet heavy in red meat. I'm not saying I'm Mabearn, but most of my friends are wild animals.

I've seen so many of these, but i'm still not sure how they get points... lol!

@mjsicinski

6 күн бұрын

Taylor uses the Who's Line Is It Anyway? scoring scale, but with each potential point cube-rooted and then multiplied by the accumulated points of two rugby tries.

@Clarity126

6 күн бұрын

@@mjsicinski 🤭

Sorry, if you make another panelist snort laugh, that should be points.

"18 There's far more here than meets the eye. The things we see now are here today, gone tomorrow. But the things we can't see now will last forever. 18 So we do not focus on what is seen, but on what is unseen; for what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal."

wildn

Taylor’s not wrong about 2 Corinthians 4:18! 🤯

In case anyone's wondering: 1 Corinthians 4:18. But some of you, thinking that I am not coming to you, have become arrogant. 2. Corinthians 4:18 ...because we look not at what can be seen but at what cannot be seen, for what can be seen is temporary, but what cannot be seen is eternal.

@AdrianColley

Ай бұрын

I think they meant Judges 7:19 "It was just after midnight, after the changing of the guard, when Gideon and the 100 men with him reached the edge of the Midianite camp. Suddenly, they blew the rams’ horns and broke their clay jars."

@delightdelirium1

Ай бұрын

@@AdrianColley I need to know if you just knew that, or if you searched "bible after midnight" lol

@davidstefano2709

Ай бұрын

I think it was a joke about their ratings 😆

@AdrianColley

Ай бұрын

​@@delightdelirium1 I went to my favourite Bible website and searched it for "midnight" and then searched the results page for "after". One match!

I look out over night that is burnt the way a pathetic suitor crawls from a basement. They don’t know , they don’t know / it’s just a distraction taking attention from the reaper on the corner, waiting to pull you from your car onto La Brea smearing you with imaginary tar.

I just realized this show is like Tosh 2.0...2.0.

@jessicab6723

Ай бұрын

Tosh.0 was actually funny

@Throatzillaaa

Ай бұрын

​@jessicab6723 I would say neither are particularly funny. Tosh.0 was at least done at a time when memes and viral videos were still somewhat "fresh" as an idea for a TV show to share comedy. And I did enjoy when Daniel Tosh let people try to fix their video fuck ups. I think Daniel just had the benefit of this kind of show not being played out.

Taylor & Co. connect me to the younger generation and their weirdness. Heather, I know that Gucci store. LOL.

Corinthians 4:18 says, "So we don't look at the troubles we can see now; rather, we fix our gaze on things that cannot be seen. For the things we see now will soon be gone, but the things we cannot see will last forever".

5:45 Taylor calls out Hannah for her Toxic Femininity 🤣🤣🤣

@MadAboutBrows

Ай бұрын

Aww y'all can't do literally anything original, poor widdew bebe

Corinthians 4:18 obviously doesn't get how the Nielsen ratings work.

3:46 12:25

on the bright side, the bear will take you out to eat you...close enough

@Palidine4M0O

Ай бұрын

kzread.infof6P0gS92glk

@MadAboutBrows

Ай бұрын

Aw y'all are so salty bears are safer

Are women who are pilots also zaddies or no?

@shortsismakingmybrainrot

Ай бұрын

Yes.

That Mambearn looks like my Son!😮😮😮

1 Corinthians 4:18 “Now some are puffed up, as though I would not come to you.”

#Mabearn means A.I. is Absolutely Idiotic

@carina9295

Ай бұрын

It has been thirteen months since #CocaineBear dropped on bluray

1 Corinthians 4:18- Some of you have become arrogant, as if I were not coming to you. 2 Corinthians 4:18- So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen, since what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal. Interpret that how you will.

The man and bear question is redundant. A bear is a large hairy gay guy so the question is about a man and a more descriptive man.

2 Corinthians 4:18 King James Version 18 While we look not at the things which are seen, but at the things which are not seen: for the things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal.

First or Second Corinthians? 1 Corinthians 4:18 [18] Some are arrogant, as though I were not coming to you. 2 Corinthians 4:18 [18] as we look not to the things that are seen but to the things that are unseen. For the things that are seen are transient, but the things that are unseen are eternal. Neither seem to fit here

Ok, I looked it up, I think she's talking about second Corinthians? II Corinthians 4:18 "‭So we do not focus on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal." I mean... She could've supported her point more but i guess it's not completely off topic

Too bad Kam Patterson couldn’t have been a panelist on this episode…missed opportunity 🪨

Had to stop watching in the middle to check out this Expresso song😮💨

@MadAboutBrows

Ай бұрын

Maybe eventually you'll learn how to spell it ☕

@AmetafJohora

Ай бұрын

its a bop

Why does Mabearn look like Daniel Radcliffe?

Corinthians 4:18 - There's far more here than meets the eye. The things we see now are here today, gone tomorrow. But the things we can't see now will last forever.

0:40 seriously? Did that joke come straight from 1983?

Plot twist: the lyrics make perfect sense..... _in Swedish_ (dun dun duuuuunn)

First or Second Corinthians?

1 Corinthians 4:18 0:16 or 2 Corintbecaus4:18 because one of them is far funnier than the other..

weird thing with hannah berner, i find her funny in everything other than her actual standup, if shes on a podcast shes entertaining, her little "woman on the street" bits she does on social media are fun too, but for some reason her standup doesnt hit

"Some of you have become arrogant, as if I were not coming to you." -- 1 Corinthians, 4:18

Must be 2 Corinthians 4:18 18 There's far more here than meets the eye. The things we see now are here today, gone tomorrow. But the things we can't see now will last forever

sry no. C.4.18 nope. But there's a song in the Passover Sedar "It Happened At Midnight". We will, and let it be at midnight On the first night they say: And yes, it was midnight. Because most miracles are a miracle at night, at the head of the guard is this night. Ger Tzedek was killed as he was allotted a night, and it was midnight. You condemned the king of Gerar in a dream of the night, you frightened an Aramean in the middle of the night. And Israel sang to the angel and he slept for the night, and it was at midnight.

Why don't they sit down? The set stresses me out.

@radhiadeedou8286

2 күн бұрын

Have you ever watched a game show?

Corinthians 4:18 There's far more here than meets the eye. The things we see now are here today, gone tomorrow. But the things we can't see now will last forever. So we do not focus on what is seen, but on what is unseen; for what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.

"I just started my period" ok well I can see the vibe of this shit already

I checked, and Corinthians 4/18 doesn't say a damn thing about this show. You liars!!,

Taylor is seriously one of the most beautiful women in the world. If you listen to her act, however, I don’t think she would agree with me.😅

Hannah Berner is a comedian? Funny I only know her as the girl who got fired from Summer House.

@KYLETISZAI

Ай бұрын

Funny, I don't know you because a mad itch

Enjoy this before it gets canceled. It’s definitely getting canceled.

This shows gonna get canceled

I think every black comic has white jokes on this show....

"Straight guys with good taste." Wait, guys who like rock bands like Foo Fighters, Rise Against, and System of a Down don't have good taste? D:

@cm9241

Ай бұрын

System of a Down is like not even close to those other 2.

Is this the "Let's just shit on men" episode ?!

@KYLETISZAI

Ай бұрын

When isn't it tho

@maxpayne232

Ай бұрын

@@KYLETISZAI It can be a lot of fun sometimes depending on the guests but with people like Hannah Berner what can you expect ? Her entire Stand Up is 25 % shitting on men and making fun of their hobbies and 75 % trashy sex talk. She truly gives female comedians a bad reputation.

@cm9241

Ай бұрын

I think that's just you, covered in your own shit.

@nadjak3410

25 күн бұрын

How many male comedians do you know that constantly talk about sex and about how obnoxious women and their interests are... Be honest. You know a lot. They've probably been accused of stuff, but never of "giving male comedians a bad rep". Lol. That's so ridiculous.

@maxpayne232

25 күн бұрын

Not sure exactly who you are referring to. The only one that comes to my mind right now is Louis CK but I've never been much of a fan anyway. I like John Mulaney and Pete Holmes. They've never been accused as far as I know. And they tend not to shit on women in their act and if they would there would be uproar and consequences on social media nowadays. But It's become way too socially acceptable for women to just shit on men and this whole "men or bear" thing has proven that. This shit would never be acceptable if the sexes were reversed and people wouldn't be talking about It in such a light and fun way. It's not only ignorant but It's actually sexist to condemn an entire demographic because a few of them have done bad things. It's like saying "All my muggers were black so therefore... "

Wow a period joke less than a minute in. Girls are smart and funny, get over it

These people are not funny.

I’m sick about a woman linking her behavior to her period. That’s unintentional sexism. So much of our vernacular is sexist and we are not even aware of it.

@Raddiebaddie

Ай бұрын

Sooooo this is a comedy show and everything they say here is a ✨joke✨

@rachel5399

Ай бұрын

Babe, all this comment is going to do is guarantee someone coming into your replies saying, "well, I guess someone's on their period." I'm calling it out now to ruin their impending fun, but you really have to lighten up, I'm sure that flow is heavy enough.